#which is sad bc shes really cool but she liked to do snail mail so im excited to be pen pals with her

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[edgequill-moved]

do the whole aa ensemble. all of them. i dare u

sondcr said: ok fine at leaaaast trucy, gumshoe, pearl, edgeworth :p

i was honest to god sitting here thinking “i wonder how long it’ll take me if i actually tried” and i almost opened the character roster on court-records.net adn started a draft

HERE ARE HEADCANONS UNDER A READMORE!! and here’s the original meme

trucy!!!

headcanon a: she always gets detention at school for doing weird shit like pulling snacks out of her magic panties in front of the principal. jinxie is usually in detention with her for falling asleep in class so she doesn’t hate it too much

headcanon b: she secretly taught herself how to use throwing knives from a youtube video tutorial

headcanon c: she has no idea how to form attachments properly. it’s either she has no interest in you or you’re her whole world, and there’s no way to know which. also: she’s constantly in doubt that phoenix and apollo actually care about her since she’s so used to family popping in and out of her life, so every time phoenix flies off to europe during the seven-year-gap she’s deathly afraid he won’t come back (’:

headcanon d: OK LOOK THE WHOLE STORY OF HOW PHOENIX ADOPTED HER IS SO WEIRD TO ME so i’ve retconned it. in my head, the day that she lost her father & nick was still in a daze from losing his badge he was like “uhhh sure i guess you can stay with me til another family member comes to pick you up” but then no one.. did….. so he sort of accidentally ended up assuming a parental role rather than being like “alright i’m ur new dad” from day one (which always seemed a lil creepy to me ngl)

richard “dick” gumshoe

headcanon a: HE LOVES HIS WIFE MAGGEY AND THEIR 2.5 KIDS AND THEIR DOG (MISSILE) SO MUCH

headcanon b: he loves singing and humming all the time and it annoys the shit out of edgeworth (and ema at first but then he grows on her and they have singalongs sometimes at the precinct)

headcanon c: he’s probably got sickeningly low self esteem because everyone uses him as their punching bag and he keeps getting paycuts so his healthcare is probably shitty so like :’’’’’’) he’s probably depressed as hell (at least during the trilogy) and it WORRIES ME

headcanon d: this isnt so much a headcanon as just a Rant but i really wish we got to see more of gumshoe getting the proper recognition and appreciation he deserves…. u don’t just accidentally become a detective so clearly he is super smart and good at his job

pearly (hers are a lot shorter but it doesnt mean i luv her any less i promise..)

headcanon a: she doesn’t get a very good cell/wifi connection in hazakurain so she and trucy send each other snail mail and decorate the letters with doodles and stickers and glitter bombs and whatnot

headcanon b: she’s got the scariest death glare in the whole village (she inherited it from her mother).. don’t u dare fuckin cross her

headcanon c: she misses mia almost as much as maya does and regrets not getting to spend more time with her before she died

headcanon d: it would have been cool if pearl aged a single day between aa3 and her cameo in aa5

edgeworth (hoooOOO BOY)

headcanon a: pess is his psychiatric service dog who helps calm him down during earthquakes and other things that trigger his ptsd!

headcanon b: sometimes he lets klavier, simon, yumihiko, & ema (and kay whenever she sneaks in) come in & take naps in his office because look, somebody’s gotta use that couch and his subordinates are all just about as traumatized as he is. they all deserve a break

headcanon c: ha ha haaaa………… i have so many Sad Thoughts about this guy how do i pick which ones to write about. uhh ok this one is pretty common among members of the fandom but i think about it a lot and it’s pretty crucial to my understanding/interpretation of him as a character, so: (( #suicide tw )) when he left the “miles edgeworth chooses death” note, he wasn’t sure at that point whether he meant it literally or not. this has been explored in lots of fics before too, including either l/egal p/artners or t/urnabout t/oast, i can’t remember which (maybe both?)

headcanon d: seeing edgeworth’s discarded aa5 concept art at first was VERY!! ALARMING!!! to me bc some of it looked dangerously similar to manfred von karma’s style, which you’d think he would be like, actively rejecting at this point in his life? so in my head he’s starting to chill out a bit. like he even wears t-shirts on the weekends sometimes. they’re ridiculously expensive t-shirts and he looks bomb as hell in ‘em but still. he can be Casual sometimes. sometimes.

[surveystodestressme]

59.

5000 Question Survey Pt. 14

1301. Can “what you don’t know” actually hurt you? i mean, no. 1302. Are you pondering what I’m pondering? probably not 1303. What people or objects would you describe as “pure”? babies, uhh... idk what else 1304. Are you into bookcrossing (If you aren’t sure, check out www.bookcrossing.com)? no idea what that is 1305. Have you ever had a pen pal? yep! i think i have one now except we just talk online instead of sending letters

1306. Have you ever had a package pal (same as a pen pal but you send each other surprise gifts instead of letters)? that’d be so cool but no 1307. Is there a particular word or phrase that annoys you? i hate when people say “i haven’t seen you in a minute” that shit is SO annoying to me 1308. Is there an online game you like to play? i like to play tons of online games 1309. What group of people is the most discriminated against in your opinion or experience? recently it’s been black people, at least in the area that i live in. 1310. What do you like best about bras and underwear? the designs or fabrics 1311. Are you afraid of living in oblivion? kind of 1312. Before you were born you got to pick your life from one of these. Which do you pick? You are successful from the start, a musical genius, good looking, wealthy. You become a rock tar, get super famous, make your mark on the world and die at 27. You are caring and compassionate. You love animals and adopt more and more as you grow older. You foster and nurture and care for them all of your life. <—- this one because I LOVE ANIMALS AND WANT TO DO THIS IN MY LIFE CURRENTLY ANYWAYS You sit home playing video games for 70 years. 1313. What is broken in your: Car? the check engine light is always on but i think it’s a messed up sensor or something (not my car tho just the one i drive from time to time) School? the vending machine gets my food stuck in it alll the time and i have to put extra money in House? our upstairs shower is caulked correctly so it leaks into the shelving and it sucks Life? my motivation. Soul? my lack of ambition??? idk Brain? i just have anxiety if that counts 1314. Which one will you fix first? the shower would be nice 1315. Tell me all your thoughts on god: i do not believe that there is a god.  i think religion is very interesting to learn about but i do not believe there is some magical man in the sky who controls the world and watches over everything.  that seems a little farfetched to me 1316. What is the strangest note you’ve ever received? uhhh i don’t know.  i used to send notes to my friend in pig latin when we were in middle school 1317. Of the following how many can be used to get in touch with you? Phone Beeper Voice mail Email Cell phone Snail mail all but the beeper. 1318. Are you always available/easy to reach, or do you give people a chance to miss you? i’m usually pretty easy to get ahold of 1319. If you got pregnant or impregnated the person you are with now (hypothetical if there is no one in your life just now) would you lean more towards keeping, adopting out, or aborting the baby? i have so many problems with this question because i feel like i wouldn’t know unless i was in the situation.  i do not ever want kids.  i want to say that if i got pregnant right now that i would put it up for adoption but i feel like i would probably have to abort it... 1320. If your partner in the pregnancy did not agree with how you felt and pressured you to change your mind or just went ahead with what he or she wanted to do against your wishes, would that affect your ability to continue your relationship with this person? he knows how i feel, and he agrees.  we’ve talked about it several times 1321. Who should have the final say in the decision to have a baby, the woman or the man? the woman 1322. If your boyfriend or girlfriend cheats on you for the first time, do you forgive him or her and take him or her back? i want to say that i’d leave him, but i know it would be hard 1323. What if it is your husband or wife that cheats on you? i’d get divorced because i would never be able to trust them again 1324. Who is more responsible for educating children, parents or schools? i feel like it should be a little of both.  there are tons of things that aren’t taught at schools and should be the responsibility of the parents to then teach at home 1325. Are you into new age things? yes. 1326. Are you very: Nervous? all the time Anxious? yeah High strung? on occasion Organized? most of the time Tense? sometimes. Rigid? i don’t think so Skeptical? nah. 1327. Do you perceive reality differently from others? How? i don’t know 1328. If you asked someone, “Do you masturbate?” and he or she says, “No,” would you assume he or she was lying? probably, tbh 1329. What do you blame things on? depends on the situation 1330. Do you want to be naked and famous? no???? 1331. Ice Cube or LL Cool J? ice cube 1332. What are your feelings about rap music? i'm okay with some of it 1333. Cypress Hill or Roxy Music? don;t know wither of these BSB or N'sync or NKOTB? bsb. Debbie Gibson or Paula Abdul? paula abdul Eminem or Kid Rock? eminem. Weezer or the Get Up Kids? weezer 1334. If you could solve just one of the world’s problems what would you choose to solve? cure for cancer. 1335. Would you make a good: Counselor? probably not, tbh. i give good advice but like sometimes i just don’t know what to say Visual artist? this would be cool but idk if it’s for me Teacher? no bc i hate kids Pilot? i’m afraid of heights lol Secretary? i feel like it would be too boring Cashier? i do a good job at that now Waiter or waitress? yeah Veterinary assistant? that’s what i’m going to school for !!!!!! so i hope so Office manager? yeah Stage manager? probably Actor or actress? i think i am a terrible actress plus i get so nervous in front of crowss Sales girl or guy? yes. Pizza delivery girl or guy? i wouldn’t mind it Film director? maybe Business man or woman? no CEO? no Surgeon? not for humans Fire man or woman? nope Cop? nooo. 1336. Do you check condoms to see if they are expired before using them? nope but i probably should 1337. Imagine you are in school and a person of the opposite sex you barely know asks you really nicely for a ride home from class (yes, you have a car). It’s out of your way. Do you say yes? not if i barely know them Let’s say you said yes. S/he hugs you. What is your reaction? since i barely know this person i would think this is really odd As you drop him or her off s/he hugs you again and thanks you for being such a nice person. What do you make of all this? i would think the hug is odd but i’d just say you’re welcome and drive off 1338. Are you interested in post-apocalyptic (post-nuclear war) movies? yeah 1339. What is the saddest movie you ever saw? romeo and juliet is pretty sad 1340. What is the saddest thought you can think of? watching someone you love die 1341. Who is the most horrible driver you know? me lol 1342. Are you a sexist in any way? nah 1343. How often do you check your email? as often as i can 1344. How often do you check your diary for notes? everyday 1345. If you had to read a biography about someone, who would you pick? morgan freeman 1346. Which of your friends and relatives has the most interesting life story? my grandparents 1347. What’s the matter with kids today? they’re not disciplined 1348. How do you feel about censorship? i don’t think we need censorship honestly 1349. What was on the last CD you burned? a bunch of 90s rap 1350. What movie should be released on DVD but hasn’t been released yet? i don’t really get dvds anymore 1351. Have you ever wished for wings that work? no 1352. Have you ever imagined that you are not really of this world? yeah sometimes 1353. Did you have an imaginary friend as a child? two, actually.  one named stacey who always flew on a magic carpet.  and dawalls which were literally the walls.  my siblings and i talked to the walls when we were younger 1354. Do you still have imaginary friends? no. 1355. Do you enjoy reading children’s books? sometimes i guess 1356. Are you decadent? idk 1357. What would make you happy that money cannot buy? love. 1358. What would make you happy that money can buy? a new car 1359. Where do you hang out on your spare time? my house or jack’s 1360. Do you delight in minor euphoria? idk what that is. 1361. It’s (what time is it?) ______. 12:13 am Do you know where your: Mom is? at stef’s Dad is? at work First boyfriend or girlfriend is? i have no idea honestly Boy or girlfriend is? in the same room as me Best friend is? in the same room as me Soul mate is? in the same room as me Wallet is? in the same room as me, in my purse 1362. Who do you feel sorry for? no one right now 1363. What will you never say in front of your parents? there’s not much that i wouldn’t say in front of my parents 1364. Do you change your personality and behavior depending on who you are with? no 1365. Are you waiting for marriage to lose your virginity? lol no 1366. What year were you born? 1996 1367. What is your sign? aries 1368. What year did you/will you graduate from high school? 2014 1369. Do you use moisturizer? just recently started to 1370. On what parts of your body? my face and neck 1371. Are the 70’s back in style? lol not that i know of 1372. Do you read any magazines? no. 1373. Do you read before going to sleep at night? sometimes. 1374. Are you a music maker? nah 1375. Are you a dreamer of the dreams? i guess??? 1376. How do you feel about large corporations? whatever. 1377. How do you feel about people who are, “just doing their job”? ^ 1378. Which would you watch of these choices: Pitch black The mummy This Pretty woman 1380. About what percent of the time do you feel good about yourself? 80% 1381. Do you feel comfortable with other people (in social situations)? for the most part 1382. Do you have good friends/family relationships? yes. 1383. How do you control your tension and anxiety? i don’t lol 1384. Are you able to meet the demands of life and function in society? kind of 1385. Do you curb your feelings of hatred and guilt? sometimes 1386. Do you maintain a positive outlook? yes. 1387. Does knowing you enrich the lives of others? i couldn’t say 1388. What things do you cherish? the people i love, a roof over my head, food on my table, a job, school 1389. To what extent do you value diversity? very much so. 1390. What fascinates you? the world around me and what’s happening in it 1391. Do you appreciate nature? yeah 1392. If you could be someone else for a day who would you be? morgan freeman 1393. Would you ever consider ‘psychic surgery’ if you were ill? idek what that is How about voodoo? probably not Herbal remedies? maybe 1394. How effective do you feel meditation is? i’ve done it before, i mean it’s kind of relaxing 1395. How effective do you feel prayer is? not at all tbh 1396. How do you think that you (or anyone, for that matter) could pray without ceasing? idk 1397. Is religion a live option for you (that is, a possibility, something you are drawn to even if you have no belief)? i guess it could be 1398. What part of your body do you lavish the least attention and love on? tummy 1399. How many clocks are in your house? at least 10 1400. What topics would you like to see more of on this survey? different varieties