#who’s there?

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Che’nya! How are you, my feline friend? I hope RSA is well.

I have an eensy-weeny favor to ask? Like.. its tiny?

I was going through my old things (since my brother brought me home with him for the weekend), and I found my old collection of movies! I saw this character in one of them, and he instantly reminded me of you! Maybe you could visit Ramshackle soon so I can show you?

-Rose, Ramshackle Dorm prefect and resident (tired) German of NRC.

Hmmm that depends… was the reminding a good reminding or a bad reminding?

Because if it was a bad reminding I’m not sure I want to see a movie that reminds you of me in a bad way! :(

But if it reminds you of me in a fun way…

*knocks on your door*

:3

[thatsbelievable]

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

knock knock!

reveal thy name, oh mysterious entity who comes knocking at my door, for i shan’t fall into an insidious trap that’ll paint me as a fool, and you as a jester

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

*knocks on front door*

*I walk over to the door wondering who’s out in the middle of nowhere on my farm and open the door* hello?

[evilhorse]

Who’s there!

[cafffine]

terfs are so easy like no I didn’t change the onion post to the trans flag because I believe it will further trans rights I did it to keep you freaks from relating to the post I made about how much I love my friend and their onion window garden and it worked

[moss-sprout]

I'm starting a collection

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[omegasmileyface]

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

[dradelcra]

Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they're making Basil and Dorian brothers

[jerrycummblr]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[notaplaceofhonour]

okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick