#why am I so blehhhhh

[rosicheeks]

😴

[jude5bellingham]

post to story ౨ৎ jude bellingham

pairing: jude bellingham x f!reader

summary: when attempting to document a trip to madrid becomes a soft launch.

warnings & notes : reader has something already established with jude, is good friends with jobe, and other people in jude's circle. in my head i imagine that the set of stories are spread out throughout the day or week!! also sorry the plot is so loose 😔

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💌 judebellingham has replied to your story:

when did you get here

why didn't you say anything

are you still out?

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yeah

see you in 10

you know where i am bellingham

judebellingham

you're the worst

i'll be there in 5

💌 gioareyna has replied to your story:

ain't no way

yourusername

no hello? hi ??

a waving emoji would've been enough too tbh

gioareyna

yeah you don't deserve that rn

don't do anything i wouldn't do

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not exactly sure what that means but

thanks dad

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💌 jobebellingham has replied to your story:

the dots...

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there are no dots

jobebellingham

if you say so..

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💌 jobebellingham has replied to your story:

looks an awful lot like my brother

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blehhhhh

jobebellingham

you're the worst

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and you sound just like your brother

jobebellingham

oh! you're definitely the worst!

💌 camavinga has replied to your story:

no need to tease us

we know who

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teasing is my specialty

camavinga

keep that between you and jude

yourusername

who said it was jude 🤨.

camavinga

yeah ok 😂😂😂😂

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💌 judebellingham has replied to your story:

your song choice is making it seem like i'm some whore

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...

judebellingham

wow

i see how it is mate

yourusername

no need to mate me now

judebellingham

?

pretty sure you'd like that

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i think that's more than enough out of you jude

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💌 trentarnold66 has replied to your story:

tell me the lad put on a good show at least

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not better than you

trentarnold66

obviously not better than me

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but still

💌 jobebellingham has replied to your story:

HELLO??? THEYVE CONNECTED??

yourusername

what are you talking about

jobebellingham

THE DOTS

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STOP.

jobebellingham

i knew it...

yourusername

my turn now

you're the worst

jobebellingham

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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💌 judebellingham has replied to your story:

didn't know you were in the stands

why didn't you tell me you wanted to watch

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didn't want you offering me the same seats you give every other girl

or the goal dedication

judebellingham

bit presumptuous of you

who says i would've offered you seats

or dedicated my goal to you

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oh?

you wouldn't have?

judebellingham

of course i would've

would've written your name on my undershirt

blown a kiss and everything

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same treatment every other girl gets?

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judebellingham

there aren't any other girls

yourusername

that's not what a certain someone said 🤐

judebellingham

i'm killing jobe

yourusername

just kidding

your mother got me that seat

judebellingham

i told her to do it

yourusername

yeah sure

good job today brum boy

judebellingham

me when they say good boy 😝

yourusername

I DID NOT SAY GOOD BOY

judebellingham

you did now 🤤🤤🤤

yourusername

you are SICK.

judebellingham

sooo... see you at 5?

yourusername

can i say no?

judebellingham

no

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🙄🙄🙄 see you at 5 then i guess

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💌 camavinga has replied to your story:

kiss already

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EDUARDO.

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💌 jobebellingham has replied to your story:

your plausible deniability is running out btw...

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no it's not

innocent until proven guilty actually

jobebellingham

mum said you stayed over

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ON THE COUCH

jobebellingham

WITH JUDE

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you know what

i'm not arguing with you jobe

jobebellingham

cause you would lose

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no

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jobebellingham

why can't you guys just give it up

it's not like you have to tell the world

but you don't have to lie to me

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...

it's cause me and your brother aren't anything jobe

jobebellingham

GIVE IT UP ALREADY

yourusername

i'm serious jobe

we haven't talked about it

jobebellingham

so you went all the way to madrid to see a guy who won't ask you out officially

yourusername

not just any guy 🙄

he's your brother

ALSO I DID NOT GOT TO MADRID JUST FOR THAT

jobebellingham

he's just another guy if he won't ask you out officially yn

he is my brother but stand up ☝🏻😀

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...

can you stop being real with me jobe what the flip

FINE

i will start the conversation

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1:27 AM

jude

yn

uhhhhh

??

grrrrrrrrrr

you alright?

AHHHHHHHH

AHHHHH

why are we screaming

jude you know i like you right

i like you too yn

what is happening

jude what are we

oh wow

yn you are ruining it

oh

NO

that came out so horrifically wrong

i'm so sorry

what i meant to say is

i have dinner reservations for 2 at 6pm

and you just spoiled your own surprise

ohh

nice save jude

🙄🙄.

fine

yn you make me really happy

and i hate that i haven't brought this up earlier

would you let me be your boyfriend

weeeeeee

okay now you're ruining it

i'll see you at 6 mate

wow...

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♫ The Daughters of Eve ⠂Hey Lover

💌 camavinga has replied to your story:

so can you finally admit it was jude

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🙄🙄.

camavinga

have fun tonight 😉😏😏

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EDUARDO CAMVINGA.

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camavinga

i didn't say anything 🤔🤔

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💌 jobebellingham has replied to your story:

did he ask you out

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yes...

jobebellingham

are you guys together now

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yes...

jobebellingham

so the dots connected

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yeah...

jobebellingham

go ahead

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you're the best jobe

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💌 gioareyna has replied to your story:

did you never see that clip dortmund posted

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which one

gioareyna

who wouldn't you let date your sister

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... i saw it

gioareyna

congrats though

he's yours to deal with now

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i'm sure you could steal him back anytime

gioareyna

let me know if he's too much for you to handle

i'll take him off your hands

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💌 judebellingham has replied to your story:

really?

the last story was unnecessary i think

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yeah he's a little odd looking

but he's my boyfriend

judebellingham

...

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speechless?

judebellingham

i have a bad feeling this is just the beginning

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of our relationship 💔💔?

judebellingham

no

good feeling about that

bad feeling about

your future story posts...

yourusername

yeah you're probably right

don't get caught lacking now mate

judebellingham

again with the mate...

can you go back to calling me your odd looking boyfriend

yourusername

alright

if that's what you prefer mr. odd looking boyfriend

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💌 jobebellingham has replied to your story:

wow this is brutal

💌 gioareyna has replied to your story:

oh he is not living this down

💌 camavinga has replied to your story:

poor jude

💌 trentarnold66 has replied to your story:

give the lad a break

💌 judebellingham has replied to your story:

this is just cruel

and evil

and mean

and

:(

yourusername

isn't my boyfriend just the cutest lil guy ever?

judebellingham

well if you put it that way...

yeah

yourusername

great! so it's staying up

i'm gonna add it to my highlights too

judebellingham

you evil woman...

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yourusername silly strange odd boyfriend making silly strange odd faces on our silly one year anniversary 🤍

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camavinga he never learns does he 🤦‍♂️

yourusername nope!

jobebellingham he's finally moved up to feed post 🥳

yourusername yep! 🥳

judebellingham WHY DID YOU POST THEM IN THAT ORDER

yourusername wdym

judebellingham why didn't you post the normal one first

yourusername cause that is least representative of my boyfriend duh..

judebellingham ...

judebellingham one day i will get you back for this...

yourusername never🥸

judebellingham one of many years to come 🫶🏽

yourusername almost makes me feel bad for the order of the pictures

yourusername jk

yourusername 🤍🤍

judebellingham yeah 🙄 love you too🤍🤍

yourusername thanks mate 🤍🤍

judebellingham ...

[egonspenglerishot]

sjsndbd you can keep sending me asks i literally do not mind them i love your ideas sm. you're actually helping with muse it's insane.

But since you insist, i had an idea in mind, and then i forgot, and then i saw your reblog and remembered again so !!

could i possibly get another egon x reader (i literally love egon i am not sorry about this) where the reader is a little bit religiously traumatized and they have a call there, but they physically cannot step into the church bc 1) their family went to this church, and 2) everything is coming back after almost forgetting about everything so egon has to comfort them.

Sorry if that's a little dark but that's me being angsty 💀

*rubs hands together* I also have religious trauma so les goooo

“I promise you’re okay Dove”

Egon Spengler x Reader

Warnings: angst, religious trauma, implied 🍇

Panic set in even before you’d gotten into the Ecto 1. The call you’d received was from a church, the Catholic Church to be precise. The one your parents attended when you were young. Egon knew you didn’t like churches somewhat but he thought it was just because you were a scientist and you didn’t believe the stupid bible stories.

You took your meds and got into the Ecto 1 all kitted up and ready. As Ray pulled up to the church your stomach did flips and suddenly you were back to your 7 year old self.

You were only young, seven years old nearly 8. Your parents were taking you to Easter service at the church near your apartment. You were dressed up in a pretty blue dress with a little bow at the back and your hair curled. You never understood why exactly this was so important but you enjoyed the free chocolate.

Of course you’d never worn a dress of this style to church. It came to your knees and was very poofy and femme. The dresses you usually wore were ankle length, and a peachy colour. You didn’t argue though because good girls never argued. As you approached the church the pastor was welcoming everyone, and though you nor your parents saw, he was eyeing you up.

You sat beside your parents and swung your little legs as the ceremony began. You were old enough to volunteer with the little show they put on and let kids get involved with. Of course you begged your parents and it didn’t take much for them to allow you to. The service itself went smoothly, afterward while children were allowed to play outside on the clear patch of grass and adults were sat around picnic tables talking, the pastor called you over into the church. He told you that you looked very pretty in your dress and that he knew God intended you to find a man soon.

This confused you because you were only 7 and boys were so blehhhhh. But you just nodded and smiled and turned to leave. The pastor asked you if you could show him your stockings because they looked so pretty and you foolishly agreed. You thought nothing of it and never mentioned it to your parents. And that’s how it continued every Easter service up until you were 15 and finishing up school.

He tried to get you to strip, going as far as to drag you into the confessional booth and rip your dress. Without going into to much depth he had his way with you and only after you were able to escape and run out screaming and crying. Your dress was in shreds, you were a mess makeup running down your cheeks, and all your parents said was, “you shouldn’t have been tempting him with how short your dress was”

You hadn’t moved from your seat in the Ecto one for a good five minutes, tears were streaming down your cheeks your breathing heavy. Egon told the others to go ahead and he would catch up. They agreed and he waited for you to calm down and come back to the real world. They had things in the car for if Egon ever had a panic attack. He grabbed a sugary drink and something sour for you and that helped you come back to the present.

He held your hand gently and you looked at him. His heart broke seeing how upset you looked. “It’s okay now my dove, I promise you it’s okay Dove”

When the ghost was contained and you were safely in Egons baggy clothes in his bed swaddled up with your favorite drink and snacks Egon put his favorite music on and worked on some paperwork at the desk inside the bedroom. Not even Venkman had cracked a joke about the church, and that was rare.

[nintendo-rpg-characters-2023]

Porky Propaganda

(Earthbound and heavy MOTHER 3 spoilers)

Of those who know Porky Minch, most likely have a very, very low opinion of him. The taunting, irritating, cowardly little brat who uses people and entire worlds as his playthings.

I am here to tell you, that you're completely right! And THAT'S why I love him so much. Any redeeming qualities he had (admittedly few, but they were there) were lost the moment he fell under Giygas's control. He's just such a neat character. This whiny little next-door-neighbor abruptly becomes the most evil, detestable person in the entire history of the universe. He literally outdoes his master, who became the actual incarnation of evil itself??? And Porky's WORSE?????

He becomes a time-travelling, immortal conqueror, who's so bored and spiteful with the whole pitiful universe that his only goal is to completely end it. He causes immense tragedy, murder, crimes against life and nature, and comes this close to wiping out the entirety of existence. And even though he doesn't totally succeed, he's so twisted that he thinks spending an eternity isolated from "everyone who doesn't like him" is winning.

Now, if I was reading this, I'd be very annoyed at the kind of brush I'm painting Porky with. So trust me: there's much, much more to Porky Minch. When you ask me how to describe him, I don't leap to "evil" or "annoying" first, even though he is unrivalled in both those things.

Porky Minch is pitiful. He's this meek, lonely kid who practically nobody likes: his parents are abusive, he has no friends, everybody finds him irritating. Aside from his brother, there's only one person that cares about him. His closest, bestest, only friend(?), his next-door-neighbor Ness. We know their relationship is rocky; Ness can't decide for himself if they're really friends when he's asked. But when we enter a world made from his mind, we can meet Porky, how Ness see's him: sad, lonely, insecure, and begging to be friends again. Even when there's no turnaround in sight for Porky, even now Ness wants him to be good.

And Porky's even more attached. No matter how many times he taunted him, even tried to kill him, Porky is desperate, obsessed with his best friend. Even at the end of the universe, thousands or tens of thousands of years later, when there has been no Ness for a very long while, Porky keeps his best friend's old yo-yo in a shrine. He has a whole theater dedicated to Ness's adventure. A literal memory lane of Earthbound mementos. Porky is stuck in his childhood in many ways, and his obsession with Ness is one of the hugest parts of that.

Now, right now Porky is losing, and I doubt there's enough people who care about him like I do to turn that around. But it doesn't really matter. He won't ever be beaten. In 5.5 billion years, when all you braindead morons are dead, he'll just make his own poll, and there'll be nobody in the whole wide world left to vote against Master Porky Minch!

Spankety spankety spankety! Blehhh! Blehhhhh!

.

[fanfic-inator795]

Blehhhh, I wanted to draw a quick sorta silly thing with Garnet from SU meeting Vasquez from Big City Greens-

because they’re both stoic but still emotional, super strong and fairly mysterious parental figures who look cool in sunglasses (and also I just feel like they’d vibe well together, as would Classic Series!Steven and Remy)

Buuuut the drawing wasn’t quite turning out how I want and then my hand started hurting and blehhhhh… so, an idea I’m setting to the side for now =_= ah well…

Tbh, as much as I love writing, I do wish that I had kept at and practiced art just as much as I did writing in my high school/college years, if only because I love visualizing characters and *seeing* them in addition to exploring their feelings and thoughts (it’s why I always got so excited whenever I actually got art based on one of my old fics)

But eh, if I had to pick one or the other, I am ultimately glad that I stuck with writing. It just sucks not being able to also do art as well as I’d like (and not having the patience or hand endurance to practice it)

[mirabella96]

Only friends ep 11

Cannot believe that Top right know is the most normal character in this show

It's only 12 minutes I cannot cry right know

Nick what is your plan????????

Boston just looks tired all the time XD

They are just cuteee

Why are you lying?

It's not a good sign

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

And OH NO

More crying

I am so dictracted bc of this short hair string in First hair. why nobody put it down , it's so pointy

bravo Atom

That sounds like he is terminaly ill

Boeing blehhhhh

Oh Ray and his tresome agenda

If looks can kill both Ray and Boeing will be dead

WHEEEEE

OH I see there will be messs in the next ep

[wolfsprints]

blehhhhh I just like resting on vacation, why are we waking up at sunrise every day if we’re partying all night I don’t wannaaaaaaa

like I understand maximizing time but there has to be a middle ground because I am going to be so tired and cranky and on my period

[fleeting-sanity]

Senya’s pike would be nice for WIP tank Sax if it wasn’t holstered waaaaay too high on the back. It’s the little details.

[captnjacksparrow]

Hey, really liked your analysis of Hinata. I feel almost the same way about her. Even though generally I dislike female characters who are naturally meek, subservient and pointless with no character arc in any type of media, what made me absolutely hate her character was how she treated Neji. If Kishi wanted to show her arc being developed organically, instead of proposing to Naruto that removes her stuttering and gives her new found confidence (because girls only get confident when proposing to guys 🙄), Kishi could have shown her talking to Neji after he literally told his bitter story on the chuunin exam grounds in front of everyone. She is shown like she is sympathetic but didn't do anything about it. She didn't even talk to him after he was hospitalized. She knew exactly why he was the way he was, and yet she fights him as if it was his fault. She, an heir of the clan, could have asked her father to support Neji, she had some clout. But nope. In fact, it was Neji who apologizes to her in a way, he is the one who trains her and help create a new jutsu for her. What did she ever do for him exactly? And Neji didn't have to help her. She was in the best position to help and understand Neji but what did she do? A lot of fans like her character because she is reserved but kind and sympathetic. She is reserved but a coward. She was not kind towards Neji. He died for her when he didn't deserve to, he had dreams and goals that were much bigger than Hinata's entire existence. She couldn't even see her own cousin's pain and she claims to understand Naruto?? Really??

Even Kishi said she was a pitiful character who only watches from a distance. He deliberately made her that way, no goal, no backbone and no lines. And I think she sucks the most after Danzo.

WoooW!!!! Thanks for the ask, Anon.

[[Hinata and Sakura fans!!!! Please stay away and don't interact. I fucking tagged them properly]].

Even though generally I dislike female characters who are naturally meek, subservient and pointless with no character arc in any type of media, what made me absolutely hate her character was how she treated Neji.

We definitely share the same thoughts on this one, Anon.

I am really tired on most of the media for their poor treatment of female characters.

The last time I was amused by a female character was from 'Game of Thrones', I loved Cersei Lannister, who is an absolute biashhh and Sansa Stark, started out as an annoying rose tinted princess but ended up winning everyone's heart. Both are non-combative, soft spoken and somewhat powerless women in a world dominated by men. But they just didn't let the inconveniences stop them and instead they learned how to fuck that world back and take control. Both are similar and yet very different.

After seeing, such well-developed characters..... For me girls in Naruto series, is blehhhhh..... Nothing to get inspired from them. And I knew it by episode 3 itself. I have no idea how can girls, in real life, treat Sakura as some feminist icon, which makes my skin crawl for number of reasons. If you point her mistakes out in any discussions, they will pull the misogynist card to your face. When in reality, I am also a girl and my world views are entirely different from Sakura or Hinata. There is no way a 12 year old girl would want to look at the Duck of another boy.

And the problem is, They form the majority, I mean people who can connect with Sakura or Hinata. So, as long as girls like them exists, we really should suffer from these crap portrayal I guess.

That's why I advise people that If you want to see a good woman character, Narutoverse is not the place.

Having said that, I find Temari, Konan, Tsunade were better (I mean inside the Narutoverse). Though their motivations or reason to achieve a goal revolve around their men, I find their attitude relieving. Unlike Sakura or Hinata, they don't wet themselves on the sight of the men they love.

What irritates me was, Kishimoto could've easily put a character like Temari or TenTen or Tsunade into Team 7. It would've made my viewing experience a lot better. If he doesn't want the strong girls to take over the attention from his boys, then he should've introduced a meek character like Rin Nohara. She is silent and cute but atleast she was willing to die for the Village and never wetted herself over Kakashi, though she loved him. And she treated Obito like her best friend. But he deliberately made Sakura hateful and he never stopped.

Sakura and Hinata were the lowest of the low, compared to any other side characters. And, in the end, they got the main Character's Ducks without actively doing anything. For me this tells me three things

He was using these girls as a shield to close the hetero normative mouths while in reality hiding those boys true feelings under that shield.

He really hated these kind of girls and constantly showing his hatred on them at every given chance and never redeemed them back. 

He knew the target audience’ mindset and he simply caters them by giving them what they need and at the same time writing the important arcs according to his wish.

I think, it’s the combination of all three. 

Just to give you an example.

There is this delusional SS shipper Who justifies Sasuke was acting Tsundere throughout the war arc. I mean, come on!!!! 

I came across this post because, the Original Poster was an idiot who comes into the anti SS tag and reblogged my content and saying I was wrong... So, I don’t mind sharing that person’s content.

So I don’t know where this delusion comes from... It's truly pathetic.

There are millions of idiots who believe in this kind of shit and Kishi is deliberately feeding them with bits and crumbs while making his boys go out and save the world.

These delusional mindset tells us they don’t give a single shit about the story as a whole. They watch it purely for the pretty faces and getting high over them. In this case, Sasuke.

It’s as clear as day that Sasuke didn’t care about anyone other than Naruto when fighting the war. You don’t have to be a shipper but even a non-shipper can point this out. I mean Sasuke wouldn’t have saved Jugo either, if he didn’t come to Sasuke and advice him. Do you think Sasuke would’ve tried to look for Jugo and saved him at all cost???? It’s just that he came to Sasuke and he helps him back. But Sasuke would’ve saved Naruto from the bomb blast even if he was standing a mile away.

So, if these delusions reflects the mindset of the majority of the women audience, then the creator will never try to give anything better but instead give us some low-life characters like Sakura and Hinata. 

So, Anon, your expectation for Hinata’s character could’ve been developed much better is just a wishful thinking. Because, Hinata is a character for these kind of people and not for us. And the author deliberately did it. 

She was in the best position to help and understand Neji but what did she do? A lot of fans like her character because she is reserved but kind and sympathetic. She is reserved but a coward. She was not kind towards Neji. He died for her when he didn't deserve to, he had dreams and goals that were much bigger than Hinata's entire existence. She couldn't even see her own cousin's pain and she claims to understand Naruto?? Really??

For me, this also irked me a lot. 

Hinata could’ve tried to talk to Neji about his problems even when he was a child. But she was simply playing innocent when in reality, she is just a coward. Even after the Chunin Exams, there was no apologies from her side, like you said. Because she is from the Main Branch. That hierarchy never changed. If she had the gall, she could’ve easily broken that hierarchy by saying, ‘I want Neji Nii-San to take over our Clan, He is the best candidate for this and I can gladly help him with all my efforts’.  A single line and just 2 or 3 panels, it all takes.

For me killing Neji is where Kishi asking us silently, 

Do you really want these pair to happen despite having a blood stain of another character??? 

Most people said, ‘Yes!!!’, because they don’t give two shits about Neji. As long as Hinata gets Naruto, the main character’s Duck, that’s all there is to it. It doesn’t matter who dies, who lives. 

That's why Kishi is shitting on them by making her as a non-existent woman in the Boruto Manga.

Even in real life, there are many hopeless foolish little girls who would do anything for the man she loves. I've seen them and I always stay 2 miles away from them. I mean, they even ditch their own friends and spends her entire time with him and when he dumps her later, she will come back to her friends for consolation. I think Sansa Stark is the best example for this. She started out much similar to Sakura and Hinata, believing in Princes and shit, she even naively betrayed her father for the man she had crush on. But the author made her to learn her lesson in a much painful way and later she came out as a Queen who no longer needed any man at the end. I think, this is called Development.

At the end of the day, Romance and Sex is all that matters. The author knew it. So, he is feeding these girls with some low quality cookies and they are very glad to take and eat it.

[thebrightsessions]

Entertainment Spotlight: Leeron Amiel

Leeron Amiel voices the character "Michal" in the The AM Archives partner series, Order and Chaos. While she was born in the United States, Leeron, much like her character, proudly celebrates her ties and roots to the country of Israel. She grew up there from the age of 3-12. It makes playing this role and being a part of this story all the more of an honor! Before moving to Los Angeles, she received a BA in theatre from Columbia College Chicago. In LA she has studied with Anthony Meindl and with The Imagined Life acting studio. A Gryffindor, Leeron is engaged to fellow Bright Sessions' actor, Andrew Nowak (also a Gryffindor). They are both parents to their cat, Tonks.

What types of scripts and characters are you drawn to?

Ohhhh man THIS question! Okay so, just like the amazing Michal, I am drawn to powerful, strong female roles. I consider myself a strong female 'type' and boy do I LOVE playing that. Like I loooooove being angry in scenes. Or maybe I just love arguing. Either way, scripts and roles when I get to assert power attract me, and in all ways; like, who doesn't love to yell? But I also love the strong, silent type. One of my dream roles is Emma in Betrayal. And if I could play Olivia Benson in everything, then I would. I also just love being the badass, and I love period pieces. So, I suppose all that means I tend to be drawn to mostly dramas. However, what a lot of people don't know about me is I also really really love doing comedy and have always been told I should do more. I think in this genre I am drawn to the outrageous, as well as the witty. Love me some big acting, sassy goofy roles.

Can you share a story from your career so far that stands out to you as a defining moment?

The one story that comes to mind is how I booked my first co-star. It was August 2018 and I had gone through a huge transformation that summer. As every actor knows, the industry can really get you down. After years of what felt like little success, I decided to step away from acting for the time being and pursue a doctorate in psychology. To do this I had to take some prerequisites at my local community college. I was all signed up and excited about the new journey, but there was still a sense of loss about moving away from acting for a bit. Then, on my FIRST DAY of class I got an audition for the TV show, S.W.A.T. (for a Hebrew speaking role of all things!) I was going, "Oh my gosh, yes, of course, universe - you WOULD send this to me now." But I said to myself, "You know what, you have school ahead of you, you're not going to give up on that. So, what have you got to lose by auditioning? Just go, see what happens." So, I went in with no expectations. I didn't feel pressure to book the job. I was kind of just there for fun and then...I booked it! It was a huge lesson for me about many things. First off, I learned the true importance of a relaxed, playful audition. When I took the pressure off, I was open to be myself and just do my thing. And it worked. And secondly, although I still plan to pursue school, I now know that I am good enough for this industry and should I choose to come back to it (by which of course I mean WHEN, because let's be real - once an actor, always an actor), I will have a lot more hope and excitement.

Did anything stand out during your re-listen of this AM Archives episode that you didn’t notice when recording it?

When re-listening to Order and Chaos it just brought back what I felt when I was recording it. I just remember thinking like, "Wow, this was only 4 episodes and yet there is SO MUCH depth to these characters and these relationships." The feeling that truly struck me this time is how much I just wanted MORE. And I'm not just saying that because I (not so secretly) want a whole podcast about Michal and Percy and the foreign "AMs," BUT. I truly felt like this story and these characters were so well developed for such a quick glimpse, that the listener just couldn't help but want to know more. It's a huge credit to Meghan Fitzmartin who is basically a genius and did such an outstanding job developing these characters.

What’s a fun fact about you that most people don’t know?

I am scared of fish. Especially big ones. Like, they seriously freak me out. It is a real thing, it is called Ichthyophobia and I don't know why I have it. It wasn't always a thing - I would say probably the last 10 years or so - but not when I was a child. Anyway, my fear is not that they are going to do anything to me (although that thought is terrifying) but they just creep. me. out.  They just look so gross and move so weird with their mouths and they don't have eyelids and just blehhhhh. Okay, I'm freaking myself out, I need to stop. Fear of fish. That's my fun fact. So if you ever get the chance to take me somewhere, let it not be the aquarium ;)

Can you share your favorite piece of fan art?

From @thefigureinthecorner​. I so love that Marcus said he made Michal look like one of his aunts because honestly....she looks like ME and my entire family, including all MY aunts! So cool to feel like he could envision me and the sense of cultural pride that both Michal and myself have through my voice.

Thanks for taking the time, Leeron! Give Order & Chaos, Chapter Four: Tabula Rasa a relisten right here.  

[that-kid-who-writes-stories]

Drabble prompts list

Soooooo if you want to request jsut send me the number of the prompt (if that makes sense)

1."How am I supposed to know?"

2."So hanging out with Saint Potter is a daily thing now?"

3."Of course you dont know!"

4."It sometimes feels like you dont listen to me anymore."

5."You dont care,do you?"

6."The skirt is supposed to be this short!"

7."How dare you steal my Doritos!?"

8."Im not going to just sit here and watch you bicker!"

9."I honestly dont care anymore."

10."Apparently you like her."

11."How would you know?"

12."I am NOT obsessed with him!"

13."You love her,dont you?"

14."You love him,dont you?"

15."How could you take my Toblerone!?"

16."You are gonna pay for stealing my Haribos!"

17."You are cute when youre jealous."

18."Im better than her!"

19."You love me,Draco,not her!"

20."Im hopelessly in love with you..."

21."Take it off!"

22."Noone can tell me what to do!"

23."You think I like you?"

24."I wuv chu!"

25."SHUT UP!"

26."N-n-no!S-stop!"

27."You are disgusting!"

28."Why are you acting like this?"

29."What is wrong with you?"

30."Youre not my type."

31."Well,are you two dating?"

32."We are actually friends..."

33."Im his girlfriend,and you are?"

34."Im her boyfriend,and you are?"

35."Hahaha!"

36."Noone cares."

37."Of course I will!"

38."I like books!Deal with it!"

39."I look like a potato."

40."NO! I am NOT wearing that!"

41."Oooopp- He just got friendzoned...

42."Why are you doing that to her!? She did nothing to you!"

43."She doesnt deserve this!"

44."He doesnt deserve this!"

45."Apparently you guys are dating."

46."Its fine! I can handle this!"

47."I dont trust you."

48."You.Are.Sus."

49."RUBBISH!"

50."NONSENSE!"

51."Why would you do that?!"

52."You are a cheater!"

53."How could you?"

54."What do you need that for?"

55."I never dated anyone..."

56."I dont have an ex boyfriend and i never will."

57."You dont have a single- your 17 and you dont have a single ex boyfriend?"

58."Nobody would care,would they?"

59."If I was going through something bad,you would help me,right?"

60."I DONT CARE!"

61."Its called Youtube."

62."Hey yall!"

63."I-I appreciate it,but its never gonna happen."

64."Oh,what would you know?!"

65."And,you care because?"

66."Oh mah gawd- "

67."That top is WAY too revealing!"

68."That is NOT true!"

69."brownchickenbrowncowwww!"

70."Bleh bleh blehhhhh!"

71."You are gorgeous!"

72."You are SO cute!"

73."ADORABLEEEE!"

74."No!Go away!

75."Your face is adorable!"

[pastelmae]

i have tumblr friends on here that arent even mutuals, like jfc i know im annoying and i post 24/7, but we both make sacrifices in this relationship, and its time to commit! 

[nototherwisespecified]

3, 6, 8 for the fic asks :)

Do you read WIP (works in progress)? Why or why not? I generally don’t? I like one-shots or completed works because I have a bad brain for details over time (one of the reasons I suck at watching episodic TV in anything but marathons). it helps that the fandoms I read in sort of lend themselves to one-shots or otherwise finished fic (like, inception’s heyday was years ago, & rpf is ... idk unless it’s an AU usually the Point is gotten to in like 10K words or fewer)

Do you listen to podfic (fanfic recorded like an audiobook)? I don’t; I also don’t listen to audiobooks, & listening to podcasts is HARD for me because I get so easily distracted by visual media. when I am able to knit again (lmao “when” check out that optimism) it’ll be more probable but I still probably won’t seek out podfic

Are there any genres that you tend to avoid? a/b/o makes me wanna shoot things (not unilaterally, but pretty damn close). I’m also not fond of always-a-different-gender; like, even though gender is fake (acknowledged simplification), the societal effects on one’s personality of being perceived as a certain gender are real & significant, & it doesn’t make sense to me to assume that a character would be identical to their canon self if they had spent their life as another gender, assuming realistic conditions. there are... two exceptions, that I can think of, & they’re both Inception PWP. kidfic where the kids are OCs is also just a big old BLEHhhhh.

[fic reader asks]

[survivormontenegro]

Episode 3: "This is a lying game. You have to be good at lying." - Michael

It’s sad bitch hours with your boy skinny penis!!!!!!!! Uhm I’m not in a good position I don’t think KSKSKSKSKSKSK Alex told me he, Caeleb, Evan, Jules, and JJ all have a 5 person alliance possibly forming,,, and if you do the math that’s 3/4 of the brigade,,,,, yk,, the one with Jules, JJ, Alex and some irrelevant bitch named ME!!!! Alex is reassuring me saying it’s all for the brigade, but I’m waiting for Jules or JJ to say something about it, or else I’m not gonna feel so good yk??? Like if it’s for the brigade then you should feel comfortable w telling me about it,, like basically all this is telling me is that I’m the most expendable member of the alliance but I die gress,,,,,, Speaking of the brigade idk how I feel about the brigade strategy ? I just feel like there are a lot of moving parts to it, and it lowkey feels like a selfish excuse to have more allies for yourself JSJDJSJSJJSSKS like,,, idk, plus I feel like there are more chances for flipping and I’m like blehhhhh. It’s dumb. Everything’s dumb. I’m dumb. I flopped in the bridge. I’m soooo dumb. Pls destroy me. I’m probs fonna throw this immunity to JJ bc WHILE I LOVE alex’s joking remark about blindsiding him at 18th, I feel like if I try and set it up for a JJ win then it’ll seem like he’s good w everyone and put a target on his back,,, idk!!! Idk. I just want some form of power. I’m hungry. Gimme gimme.

Omg me and Ali are SOOO close to the idol....!!!! unless its already been taken ugh but I was like almost there today but fell at 90 so he will prob get it which is cool better than anyone else !! altho would still be nice to have it hehe . tho knowing my idol history of wasting and being blindsided with it.. .maybe its for the best not for me to have it LOL

So its kinda awk last round I voted Noah I think most people did so now idek what to say to him ahhh . and now its a double tribal soo hopefully its just a repeat but. after this its prob a swap which is scary but I hope I atleast end up with ali or mitch or even jared, and from the other side my queen willow

omg Reuben "sandwich" Studdard, american idol season two WINNER helped me get that IDOL

We shockingly won immunity wow!! That at least saved us from going to tribal and kinda spared Noah if everyone was telling the truth to me before the results.

Then here comes double tribal and first of, it’s good we won immunity on the previous round because the double tribal is screaming a swap next and all tribes will probs be equal in og tribe member numbers. Secondly, if everyone is still in the same page then the target is still Noah.

Honestly tho, I kinda want to target Michael just cuz he threw my name out to Julia. But it’s difficult to go against the consensus even more so because of this twist.

Right now, I’m in an alliance with Jason and Julia which I’m gonna be loyal to. I’ve also got this thing going with Jared where we share information and I think he has something going with Michael? I’m also working my relationship with Ali and Benj, so I’m gonna keep them in my back pocket for now. I’m also a bit close with Mitch. That only leaves Michael and Noah as the people I haven’t really connected with. I mean did talk with Michael about academic and stuff but it’s still hard talking to him hahahaha. Talking to Noah is fine but like from what I’m getting he is the next to go, mainly because Jared and Michael were I think the ones who threw his name out among the others including to me, so it’s hard to become invested to talking to him :((

I’m trying to cover all my bases here, and not be a so oblivious on what’s happening in my tribe. Nicole G is my spirit animal!

me: I should at least try and keep this idol a secret

benj:

benj:

Me: OKAY I FOUND THE IDOL WOO

okay so.... its paranoia o'clock and julia is who the clock struck on.

"i think a couple others might put me as 1"

this is what she said when i told her i was putting her top of my list. this is freaking me out, because a) this means others think she is their top ally b) its just.... what? like... julia is obviously connected and this freaks me out.

in other news, my list for the challenge is probs gonna be this: julia > jared > ian > benj > mitch > jason > michael > noah

julia because she is my ally, jared/benj in 2nd and 4th because that is our plan, ian high because king, mitch/jason middle because kings, and then michael and noah because they are my biggest worries.

i think some shenanigans could happen with this challenge and a twist or something, i don't really know what to think. i don't think i want to win, i feel like i've already got a lot of attention from doing good in challenges, if i win this one thats going to get me even more unwanted attention.

but ya, so otherwise... benj is such a king, he is playing the kind of game (at least I think) that i always want to... just super social and nice, and like lowkey strategic. i think earlier on, i made jason my winner pick, i think he might be a lil' bit too inactive, i think i'm feeling ian or benj as a winner pick now. its defo not gonna be me, have you ever SEEN me play, i'm a whole mess.

okay so... nancy drew hat is on and i'm onto the biggest threat on our tribe. its Ian.

here is the evidence, it comes from two people who freak me out on this tribe. julia and jared.

STAGE 1: Jared sending his list (a choice...?)

This is apparently Jared's list. 1. Ian 2. Ben 3. Jason 4. Ali 5. Michael 6. Julia 7. Mitch 8. Noah

Couple of interesting things here. Jason is high, Ian is VERY high and Julia is low. Already my radar is ping-ping-pinging about Ian being high, because he has been on my radar before, he hasn't got far in games before by fluke, he is smart. Also, I've been feeling for a while (and have been talking to Benj about this), that Jared has other allies, other people he is working with (he is evidently playing multiple sides, but he is obvious so i'm not as fussed). Anyway, so Jared I've felt has been playing other angles, and now Ian is his top choice!

I think I did a smart today too. My 2nd/4th strategy. What it was, was for me/Benj/Jared to put each other 2nd and 4th on our lists, to not sabotage each others' chances of winning, but also not give away our alliance. It had two additional purposes, to allow me to put someone else 1st to build trust, and to see who they put first. Jared put Ian. which... is very interesting. very very interesting. This ties into theory #2

STAGE 2: Julia says Mitch is targeting her....

"Hello!!" - from Ian, at 00:41 "ummm mitch is throwing my name out" - from Julia, at 00:47

okay so this solidifies to me that Ian is defo playing SO smart. When I told Julia she was top of my list, she was.. notably quiet about where I am on hers. And like... i dont care jkalsfda, i don't want to win. But it means, in the very least someone else is first. So with that said, the question is a) who is top b) who told her about mitch. Now I had no idea Mitch was targetting Julia, I think its a dumb, dumb move, since his name has already been thrown out there versus Noah, so he needs to... play a whole lot smarter. But... someone obviously told Julia, and I know it wasn't me, it wasn't Benj (he likes Mitch). I am just now realising as I type this that Jared had Julia about Mitch on his list, so he couldve told her, but I am thinking it was Ian.

I was talking to Julia before her saying Mitch was targeting her. Its only when Ian came online that she knows this? I think Ian is working with everyone, playing it super super smart. I think he is playing all sides, but less blatantly than Jared.

STAGE 3: What the frick-a-frack do I do about this?

Okay so.... an important preface is that... I could be totally, totally misreading the situation. But I have felt since the start that Ian is a better player than he was letting on. But what do I do about it?  Well for starters, I need to look at numbers I know I have. Benj/Jared/Mitch I think are all in my corner, Michael/Jason I could hopefully swing, and Julia is tight with me, Noah.... Noah is tough because he trusts me but also... we like all voted him out last round so we will see what to do about that pickle. So I don't think Ian can make a move on me if he wanted to, and I can't make a move on him.

so we wait. I'm keeping Ian 3rd on my list, because I really really want to keep an eye on him, and wanna get in close. keep your friends close (benj/julia) and your enemies closer (ian). I love Ian, he is a real king, but I'm onto his winner shenanigans, and is he going to march to the end unopposed? Well...

okay hey freaks. my tribe? decided to all snort from the collective crack pile in the middle and lose their HEADS and its unacceptable. UNACCEPTABLE.

first off, my cracked tin foil ian conspiracy? was CORRECT. benj also trusts ian! ian is playing EVERYONE, I'm on to him and I hope this challenge exposes him! I am ONTO YOU IAN! YOUR TRICKS HAVE BEEN OBSERVED.

in other news? budva tribe has lost their ENTIRE minds, and if we go to a double tribal with durmitor? we are going to fracture faster than you can say '18' (coincidentally also the placement i'm getting).

Here is the break down. Noah told Julia that Mitch threw her under the bus, and Noah wants to work with me & Julia. WHICH CRAP, I do not wanna work with Noah because I already voted for him. And in the grand scheme of things, having voted them out is an exceptionally poor foundation for an alliance.

If Mitch seriously threw out Julia's name to Noah, he is exceptionally foolish. WHY. he has already almost been the vote twice, he needs to just NOT AJKLDFASF. i just.... my tribe is driving me absolutely insane. Jared actually is like... back on this planet and being less scary, but Michael is off recharging in his robo-station and GONE, mitch/noah are losing their minds, Julia is leading charges and Ian is playing TOO WELL.

honeslee if its a combined tribal, budva is going to literally explode. explode.

i want to work with noah if he wants to work with me.... but i literally voted for him, how do I get back from that JKLASD. I also want to work with Mitch but he NEEDS to control his mouth, its causing problems. i just want everyone out except benj/jared/julia/jason, the other 4 can go BYEBYE.

So apparently Mitch leaked the vote to Noah and was attempting  to vote out Julia. So I talked to Ali, benj, Ian, and Noah about it and we are all voting Mitch. Depending on what happens at immunity 

(Continued) Mich and Michael were gunning for me??! RED ALERTT RED ALERT WEEEEE WOOOOOO WEEE WOOOOOOOO. Luckly I gathered the forces and we had the majority to vote Mitch. I might have managed to convince Michael to vote Mitch (maybe not? We will see tomorrow) but he doesn't trust me. Womp womp. I mean Michael was not in my immediate line of threats so I don't know why he wouldn't trust me. I guess we don't talk much but it seems like I always have to talk him, it's not reciprocal. 

Okay so it has honestly been a roller coaster.

Following Madeleine's vote I thought that I was going to be in a FABULOUS position, but that was not the case.

Most of the tribe went fucking silent on me. That round brought me to a whole new level of frustration that I can't even DESCRIBE. I was freaking out because I genuinely felt like I was just getting iced out and was going to be eliminated.

As soon as that round from Hell was over, I felt the need to act quickly and harshly to try to improve my position in the game. I took a major gamble by creating 100% false rumor (there wasn't even the slightest bit of truth to it), and took it to Julia. I told her that Mitch had been talking about targeting her to me. Now this was a huge risk because she could've sniffed me out right away, but luckily for me she's kind of nutty and bought it.

With that lie I essentially destroyed whatever alliance Julia and Mitch had. In the process I managed to A) Make Julia feel like she can really trust me to have her back, and B) Increased Mitch's already sizable target to decrease the odds of people coming after me.

I further pushed Mitch's game down the drain by stroking Jared's paranoia that Mitch is plotting against him, but in this case I was actually telling the truth because the truth could be used to my benefit.

So I really have two major goals that I would like to complete within the next 24 hours; 1) Solidify a F3 alliance with Julia & Ali. 2) Send Mitch home.

I suspect that we're going to see a tribe swap after this vote, but just in case we don't swap that soon, I'm already planting VERY subtle, small seeds in people's heads that Matthew should be the next one to go following Mitch.

Overall, the twists being thrown at us early on this season have really forced me to take a much more aggressive, offensive battle strategy. I've essentially found myself in a position where the best way for me to ensure my own survival is to jump on any opportunity to turn my tribemates against eachother.

My hope is that if there IS a tribe swap, it'll benefit me and put me in a more comfortable position where I can lower my profile a bit and stay more under the radar. Obviously it's great to make moves and have some control in the game, but I also know from experience that playing too aggressively for too long is the best way to set myself up to crash and burn.

Literally people are telling me they’re putting me first on their list ahsjdjsjs ok folks assuming y’all aren’t lying immunity could work!!

The scoop that just came in this morning is apparently Mitch is being one hot mess? Julia told us that Mitch threw her name as a target and then Jared told me Mitch leaked to Noah that he was getting wacked had we lose the puzzles challenge. Naturally this made things quite difficult because Noah was obviously the easy vote but here comes Mitch making a mess out of things.

This morning made me realize that Jared is dangerous. He is calling the shots and I won’t be surprised if he actually faked all this information about Mitch being a mess because he did wanted to go after Mitch the previous round before we all decided with Noah. My alliance with Jason and Julia better keep an eye on him. As much as dangerous Jared is, he still trusts me with information so I ain’t getting rid of him yet, contrary to what our friendly neighbourhood robot/Michael is concocting. Jason told us that Michael wants to make a move against Jared now, and uh no I don’t take orders from a robot and he would just replace Jared with himself as the so called king pin of Budva. I’m gonna relay this info of Michael targeting Jared on the wraps until the time to take out Michael presents itself because bringing my name up will get ur ass burnt!! Assuming there ain’t a swap incoming which the likelihood of a swap occurring is VERY.

Julia told me and Jason she’s already in the 60’s on the bridge and me and Jason are here in the 20’s like ok.

I’m also becoming very close with Ali and Benj. right they’re my back up if we do swap and I’m separated from Julia and Jason.

So in summary of this little rant, the targets are Mitch and Noah. Mitch is the more likely to being the one getting whacked and although I do like the guy, him being messy and with the potential of going rogue is a big liability. Although Noah can also go rouge but at least he ain’t messy!!

okay so confession time, since its looking like the vote is kind of finalising.

its looking like mitch, and he is such a king, but he also like... kind of did this to himself? i can kind of understand why he did, like he was the Plan B for both of our previous tribals (even though he was never in jeopardy), but like... particularly since i think its kind of obvious we are swapping after this double tribal, he only needed to ride out one more tribal.

but he just did so so much, like first he threw Julia under the bus to Noah and then with Michael started targeting Jared. Like that just isn't smart, like going to the person who was the other potential vote, to throw people under the bus. Noah I'm sure wants to elevate his own standing, and Mitch literally gave him the ammunition to do so?

also like Jared and Julia are maybe two of the louder personalities on our tribe? Like if he wants an easy target to divert attention off himself, Julia apparently isn't great socially, but also like.. its obvious she was going to be able to rally support for herself, as is Jared?!? Like I get Jared is a threat, he is doing a lot and very clearly at that, but a big move like this while maybe justifiable at merge, is just way too early.

so yeah, at the moment I think Mitch will go 7-2, because I could see at least one of Benj or Michael throwing him a pity vote. I really wanted to work with Mitch, but he would just do... too much, like people were mad at him for his weird feud with Madeline, and like... he just needed to take it easy.

for the swap, i'd like to swap onto a tribe with jules, because LEGEND LOVE THEM. i really hope the swap situation is not 4vs4, i want to build trust with the other tribe going into merge. I really hope Thomas doesn't make merge, he makes me SOOOOO nervous.

also idk if i ever confessed about this, but rip david robb. to reuse an emathia joke (a season he will not remember), david robb-ed.

I’m voting for Willow, and I feel awful because she’s a really sweet girl. But the brigade has to stick to its guns. Willow is the only person excluded from our brigade plan, and especially with a supposed tribe swap coming soon, we need to keep the eight of us as tight as we can be.

Sorry Willow!

so this round has been an absolute cluster fuck and im really emotionally drained because of it. mitch first of all fuck you, you stupid lying ass bitch. you wanted to throw my name under the fucking bus are you fucking kidding me you idiot??? I HAVE BETTER SOCIAL CONNECTIONS RN. I don't even want the damn thought of me leaving rn as an option like are you serious. fuck you!!!! second of all jared is now a target and i'm literally so stressed I cant think straight. but my goal to get mitch out is hopefully gonna work.

As far as the rest of the game goes, I’m kinda scared and kinda excited by the prospect of being so beloved by everyone in the game. I was talking with Alex, and apparently everyone that he’s talked to in this game has mentioned how much they love me when asked about how they feel about the tribe. While it’s a big change from being voted out 9-1 for being “Hostile and unapproachable”, it’s scary. What if that makes me a big threat? I hope not. My fate in this game most likely rests on loyalty, which isn’t a great standpoint to have in a game like survivor.

I’m mitch saying he hasn’t heard anything and Then suddenly saying he’s hearing Jared

Boi what should have been an easy vote for Noah has now become a mess of a vote and your probably gonna be the one hit in the crossfire. Assuming the people who I’ve talked to are being truthful.

Meanwhile Julia, Jason and I have more or less come to a consensus to end Mitch with Julia probably earning Michael’s supposed allegiance since I think Michael is pissed that Mitch had become messy so the robot is now prolly voting mitch and Michael is always talking with Julia?? Idk mess

On a different note, I’m really liking Ali. He’s got a great insight on the status of the game rn and he HAS A DOG!!

Wow at me doing more the 2 confessionals

Shit literally hits the fan when you’re eating breakfast yeah?

Julia crossed the idol bridge only to discover the idol has been found!! Kudos to whoever did that, I only got to 25. Right now everyone is panicking, mitch could have the idol idk Michael could have idol idk

Right now the plan needs to split the vote between Michael and Mitch. I assume none of them won immunity but the idol is still in question. The potential people to be caught in this mess of crossfire will be either mitch, Michael or Jared. It could also be me or it could also be anyone!! Who knows let’s see if I live to tell the tale!!

this vote is a mess, and... i am the cause of it KJLSADFAF.

so julia has learnt that the idol has been found, she told jared, who told... literally everyone JKNLASDFASF. but i have the idol, but people are kind of assuming either Michael or Mitch does which... works for me KLSDAF.

But of course people (especially Jared) want to split the votes. Which YIKES, the Budva tribe is dead six feet under after this for sure EEEK. Like literally... we as a tribe voted Noah OUT, and he is gonna be so comfortable after this vote he DID THAT WHAT A KING.

but yes I think Budva tribe is not going to be able to stick together long term. Like after this vote, Michael and Jared are gonna be out for blood. Noah can sense sharks in the water after last tribal. I'm also now really hoping for a swap, people want Jared out, and if we don't swap, Jared has DIRT on me and benj which could be really problematic aklsdfa.

yeah i think tonight the plan is to split the votes between michael and mitch to save jared? who people literally want OUT this is such, SUCH a mess. we are about to swap and everything is literally going to explode oh god.

in other news, i still have the idol so woo! I APOLOGISE TO MY ENTIRE TRIBE FOR WHEN YOU READ THIS, YOU WILL ALL HATE ME FOR KEEPING THIS A SECRET IM SO SO SO SORRY.

omg imagine if noah made up all that stuff mitch apparently told him and he caused all this chaos (well except for the idol, that was defo me KALSDFSA). his MIND, noah is flexing that big brain on us lesser mortals.

my game is over. jared is going and i want to vote him, but also he will just expose our alliance and idk what we do about that EEEEEEEK.

I swear this is my fucking last confessional for this round. So jared’s messy ass finally caught up to him and now me and my golden girls are flipping the script! If everything goes accordingly jared’s going?? And Noah is the only left out of the loop probs

okay i'm going to confess as much as i can, as quick as i can. the vote is now jared and benj & i have a really cracked scheme to make sure he doesn't expose us. noah is being left out of the vote. benj is voting mitch too, so it looks like jared has two votes alongside him and thus he doesn't expose me and benj?

ITS CRACKED AND A MESS. also jared going and the mess is good, it made me look like a REAL follower which is good news i think.. i was worried about looking threatening.

honeslee cut to jared winning immunity and this mess being... even messier KASLFSADF like honestly i'm just. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

also michael truly terrifies me. i'm freaking out about the vote, and he pops in being like 'hear jason out'. LIKE SIRI I KNOW YOU WANT YOUR CHUM MITCH TO STAY, but its VERY unhelpful to just pop in and make it REALLY clear i'm on the outs K;JLSDFA.

i just am so tired. Julia/Benj/Ian are the only ones I trust, Jason too kinda but he defo runs the show. Michael is just confusing and Mitch/Noah are both not gonna trust me after this vote. I'm so getting screwed over in this swap KLASDFSAF I HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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ES Act 2, Scene 9 - Bar Crawl

Title: Endless Summer: The (un)Official Screenplay

Main Pairings: Estela x Ian (M!MC), Jake x Alyssa (F!MC)

Other Pairings: Craig x Zahra, Grace x Aleister, Michelle x Sean, Diego x Varyyn

Genre: Full Rewrite

Rating: PG-13 for swearing, violence, alcohol, and sexuality

Summary: Raj gets a bright idea to bring everyone together in the wake of the sabotage incident.

Previous Scene: Rivalry

Masterlist: Link

Note: Some quotes are just too perfect to change... ;)

EXT. THE CELESTIAL - ROOFTOP - DAY

Alyssa emerges onto the roof to find Raj, Quinn, Zahra, and Ian already there. The atmosphere is surprisingly relaxed. Diego’s eyes light up when he spots Raj.

DIEGO: Look who’s here!

RAJ: Nice! Hey, Alyssa!

Alyssa crosses her arms.

ALYSSA: Okay, what’s this all about?

IAN: If you’re “here to talk to us about the Avengers Initiative,” I am so in.

Everyone laughs.

RAJ: As cool as that would be, no. Let’s be honest: if this whole Civil War thing keeps up, we’re never gonna get off the island. We gotta bring everyone together. We need a feast.

The others stare at him blankly.

ZAHRA: Hold up. Did you just say “a feast?”

RAJ: Yep! It’s this thing my grandma used to say: “Words make war, but pies make peace.”

ALYSSA: That... is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

DIEGO: Alyssa!

IAN: Come on, it’s genius. It’s just like that Snickers commercial! “You’re not you when you’re hungry!”

RAJ: See? Ian gets it!

Raj and Ian high five. Alyssa shrugs.

ALYSSA: I mean, I guess it can’t hurt. Worst case scenario, at least we get to eat. So what’s the plan?

QUINN: Diego and I are gonna help Raj with the cooking!

ZAHRA: The hell am I supposed to do? I suck at cooking. Trust me.

RAJ: Nah, I’ve got a special job for you!

ZAHRA: --And I’m out. I hate jobs.

DIEGO: I think you’ll like this one. It involves alcohol...

Zahra hesitates near the stairwell.

ZAHRA: Okay, I’m listening.

RAJ: The most important part of any feast is booze! And not just the average stuff. I need somebody who knows quality when she sees it.

ZAHRA: Hell yeah, now you’re speaking my language! I’m your girl. Anybody else in?

ALYSSA: Bar crawl? Let’s do this!

She looks at Ian expectantly. He sighs.

IAN (shrugging): Sure. Somebody’s gotta be the responsible one.

ALYSSA: You do that. I just want to be a taste tester.

Zahra and Alyssa bump fists.

RAJ: Alright then, we’ve got our plans! Zahra, I trust you know the kinda stuff we’ll need. Operation Epic Feast is a go!

As the group turns to head back down the stairs, the sound of pounding footsteps makes them pause. Craig emerges, a massive grin on his face.

CRAIG: Heard somethin’ about a bar crawl? ‘Sup, Raj?

RAJ: Craig!

ZAHRA: Ugh. Please go away.

ALYSSA: You in, Craig?

CRAIG: Hells yeah!

ZAHRA: No, he’s not.

IAN: Wait, what’s the problem? The more the merrier, right?

Craig and Zahra look at each other awkwardly. Zahra sighs.

ZAHRA: ...No problem. Fine. Let’s just go.

[MONTAGE]

The four of them enter the ballroom, scooping up some expensive champagne and everyone except Ian tasting a bit. Then they head up to a bar in the fifth floor lounge, mixing up a few drinks in the process; even Ian joins in this time. He smiles and toasts with the others.

IAN: You know, ‘Lyss, I’m not always an “obnoxious tight-ass.”

ALYSSA (smiling): Guess you can be pretty cool. Once in a while.

CRAIG: Let’s drink to that!

They continue on to the pool bar and the minibar behind the front desk, getting progressively tipsier each time, before finally stopping in front of a room marked “V.I.P. Lounge.”

[END MONTAGE]

CRAIG: Let’s. Break. Down. This. Door!

Craig rams his whole body against the door, but to no effect.

CRAIG: Hey, why won’t it let me in? This door’s... a dick.

ZAHRA: Cuz you’re not a V.I.P., dumbass. Unless that stands for... Vomiting... Idiot... Poo-head.

Alyssa and Ian double over in laughter.

CRAIG (sarcastically): Wow. Sick burn, Z. Really got me with that one.

Zahra kneels down by the keypad and examines it.

ZAHRA: Pfft. What kinda amateur shit is this? Watch and learn, y’all!

IAN: Uh, are you... you sure this is the best-great-best idea? You’re kinda drunk...

ALYSSA (giggling): So are you! Oh my god, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you drunk!

IAN: You have too! Remember that one time when... at Hartfeld last year... our 21st?

Alyssa breaks down into a fit of giggles.

ALYSSA: Yes! How the hell could I forget?! Back when you were still fun... dork-face.

IAN (laughing): I’m still fun, you, uh... double dork-face.

Craig walks up behind the twins and wraps an arm around each of them.

CRAIG: Y’all, you two dudes are pretty cool.

Zahra taps various wires together while muttering to herself. Finally, the door opens.

ZAHRA: Hell yeah, slap my ass and call me Snape, because I just worked some magic!

Everyone stares at her blankly.

ZAHRA: ...Tell anyone I said that, and you’re dead.

The four of them walk into the V.I.P. lounge. Dazzling lights sparkle in the ceiling, and a beautiful water fountain bubbles in the center of the room. At the far end sits a bar. ‘90s hip-hop blasts from the speakers.

CRAIG: Oh whaaaaat? This place is lit! Why are we not tearing it down every night?

ZAHRA: Because I can think of a million better ways to spend my time than watching your sweaty ass.

CRAIG: Pfft. You’re just jealous of my moves.

Craig does a little dance. It is not impressive.

ZAHRA (slurring): Alright! I got this!

Zahra steps unsteadily toward the bar and flops down onto a couch. Alyssa stumbles into a seat beside her.

IAN: ...And I’m stuck being the responsible one. Totally called it.

He walks unsteadily over to the bar and starts searching through the bottles.

IAN: Hey, Zahra? Or anybody? Is this a good one to grab?

He holds up a bottle of Macallan. Zahra whistles.

ZAHRA: Damn. Hell yeah!

ALYSSA: My brother... is a goddamn genius...

IAN: Can I get that in, like, writing?

Craig pulls out a cheese tray from somewhere, raising it over his head and singing the “Item Get” tune from Zelda off-key.

CRAIG (singing): Craig found a cheese tray!

IAN: Wait, Craig, that cheese might be old, you should probably-

Craig wolfs the cheese into his mouth. Ian facepalms.

IAN: ...Never mind.

ZAHRA: Don’t bother. Craig’s a human garbage disposal. One time freshman year, he ate a chocolate bar he found in a hot tub...

ALYSSA: Wait, are you serious? You gotta tell me more!

ZAHRA: Okay, so, this dude told him...

As the two girls talk, Ian looks for more bottles of Macallan when he notices a half-drunk glass of whiskey sitting at the bar.

IAN: Huh. That’s weird.

CRAIG: What’s weird, bro? That that whiskey ain’t been drunk yet? Cuz that’s a real problem--

IAN: No, wait. Hang on.

As Craig picks up the glass and downs the rest of the whiskey, Ian examines the piece of paper that the glass had been sitting on. On the paper, with impeccable penmanship, is written the words “Satellite Uplink Activation Code” and a series of random numbers. Ian pockets the paper for later, then walks over to where Alyssa and Zahra lay sprawled out on the couch, asleep.

IAN: ‘Lyss. Hey. Wake up.

ALYSSA (groggily): Wha? Huh? Wasn’t me! Ian did it!

IAN: Come on, sis. Let’s get you to your own bed; there’s a feast tonight...

ALYSSA: Blehhhhh...

Ian manages to haul Alyssa to her feet as Craig does the same for Zahra. Together, the four of them hobble off, stumbling and giggling.

Next Scene: United They Stand

Tag List: @brightpinkpeppercorn​ @mysteli​ @edgydepressedchoicesthot​ @bbaba-yagaa @endlesshero1122 @endlessly-searching-for-you

[winedownwithcoffee]

DWTS SEASON 27 DISNEY NIGHT TRASH THOUGHTS

I go back and forth on Disney night, but I loved this one! So let’s get to it!

Opening Number: THE BEST!! I loved this so much. With all the little Easter eggs! The little, chmergess, valenna, Artem with the “glass slipper”, bobby flossing with goofy, the dinglehopper, Emma rushing on stage lol, the pro dancing, freaking EVERYTHING was so extra and I loved it! I just whew it was so good!!!! Omg val with Jason on his shoulders.

Alexis & Alan: WHY!?!?! SHE LITERALLY JUST BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND, WHY ARE WE SHOWMANCING HER?!!? Ugh stop it. Mama texted me last night and was like “I figured out why I don’t like Alexis. She is fake!” oop! Blehhhhh. Okay this dance was really pretty. By far my favorite of hers. She’s like a real life brunette barbie. Isn’t that Theresa? Sorry got off track. Her constant blank smile worked in this dance so that is probably why I liked it most. Child of mine said the only part he liked was the rainbow lolololol. I think it was pretty overscored IMO but hey they don’t pay me to judge for some bullshit reason. Len needs to not add to the shipping.  Let’s also discuss the multiple Lindsay clones right behind Len.

Love the little mini bumpers!

JP & Cheryl: I loved his Gaston. I loved his little obsession with Disney though, that was adorable. And he is an amazing drawer. That ugly ass rattail though. Whew. Probably my favorite of his rehearsal packages. I still don’t know why he was second last night. OKAy so this dance was entertaining as all hell but like ¼ VW and ¾ jazz lol But he embodied Gaston. I think he needed a different part to play than that sexy latin lover she is making him be. I have been really disappointed with Cheryl this season. My memaw was like….wait…..i thought this was a VW? Or did they have a jazz? LOL oooop.  I’d have only given it one 10….

OOOOOF Mini Alan and Big Alan dancing to Sleeping beauty. Stoppppp

Demarcus & Linds: I liked their package a lot. It was really cute and really sweet. I can’t imagine having to do those lifts with a bad finger. Okay I have a LOT of thoughts on this one again. Those lifts saved his ass because those feet were ROUGH. Stompy and clunky. But he seems to be having a blast and that’s the best thing to see. And he’s really pretty. Like woah. And god linds with that hair?! Whew she’s a gorgeous burgundy! LMAO she’s turning into a satellite. I die. Erin killed me! “you’re not getting thrown in the air, well maybe some of you are” I’d have said all 8’s

Evanna & Keo: I am about to be a messy bitch, but I cannot stand Evanna’s eye makeup. Hate it. Stoic Keo is the best lol I don’t have a ton to say about this dance though….it was good, she was a bit underscored but it didn’t really wow me….she got off time a few times I did see that. Also did anyone else notice how much she looked like nastia this week?? Like so much.

Joe & Jenna: My mom hated Jason lol oops. People are assholes. Straight assholes. I get he sucks ass, like I get it. But why be complete dicks to people??? IF THERE IS HATE IN YOUR HEART, LET IT OUTTTTTT. She seemed a lot more patient and encouraging with him this week which I love to see. He tired. He really did. And seemed to be having fun. That’s important to me. He missed a lot but That’s okay. CAI saying he had a ton of content then Len being a dick and saying there was none? I mean…..try to freaking get your shit together.

The really screwed MLR this week. You’re going to put her after Andrea Bocelli and before the baby pros/Jordan?? Oof that is just mean LOL

MLR & Sasha: OVER.SCORED.TO.THE.MAX. Like they did nothing. A lot of reaching. And why did they roll on thr ground? IDK whatever I have no more thoughts on this one so have two gifs.

Also have a mini pro number gif

John & Emma: I loved this rehearsal package. It’s so cute. I like him so much more than I anticipated and way more than MLR. I liked this dance. He missed a couple but it was so good! And I am obsessed with her hair tonight. I love it so much. Well scored

Bobby & Sharna: Loved the package, loved her wig, loved her outfit. He knows what to say though, he is just happy to be here. I thought this was his best dance yet. Stepped wrong a couple times and was kind of stiff but by far his best dance. Also there was some fish mouth going on at times. The facials were KILLING me. I would be terrified that wig would just come flying. I want to see that once actually. Just fly across the floor like the cane in the Mary Poppins dance with Charlie. I would fucking lose it! Sorry back to topic. He was good this week. “catch of the day” I can’t. There is improvement. I liked the comments from the judges a lot. LMFAO he said thank you when Erin said the hottest Ariel LMAO

Milo & Witney: He was excited as hell to be at Disney! That was cute. The entrance was so reminiscent of the Batman and Robin dance her and alfonso did. I liked it. I liked this dance, BUT it lacked something. I think them not being in real costumes took away from the dance maybe? Idk I just didn’t feel it nearly as much. He messed up on a couple steps too and it was noticeable because her skirt didn’t hide it. There was a lot of gapping too. Loved the minis though, so cute. Loved wit’s hair too! Scored properly imo

Rankings for Personal Enjoyment Tonight:

JP Milo Bobby John Demarcus Evanna Alexis Joe MLR