#will simpson

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John Constantine (giving the middle finger after having being cured of his lung cancer) by Garth Ennis & Will Simpson from Hellblazer #45 (1991).

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Indiana Jones and the Spear of Destiny #1

by Elaine Lee; Will Simpson; Dan Spiegle and Clem Robins

Cover by Hugh Fleming

Dark Horse

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Jessica Jones Rp Meme

Part one- randomly chosen-Inspired by @brutalpunch - feel free to change pronouns or edit for rp purposes

"Would you put day drinking under experience or special abilities?"

"I don't flirt. I just say what I want."

"If you even touch me, I'll tell the world about you. There'll be nowhere to hide."

"Am I the only one left who doesn't know karate?"

"If you grab me like that again, I'll punch you so hard, you'll see."

"Well you can't let him live, he's too dangerous."

"Can you punch through a wall? Can you stop a moving car?"

"A slow moving car."

"You are a hard-drinking, short-fused, mess of a woman, but you are not a piece of shit."

"You look like an asshole."

"It's your scarf."

"Are those pork?"

"No, they're shrimp. Oh, this guy's got pork."

"God, your weird."

"Okay, you are the most full of shit lawyer I've ever met, and I think we should stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement."

"Pain is always a surprise. I try to avoid landmines. Avoid caring. I can even see it coming. But until it hits, you have no idea what pain is."

"That quack that had me reciting street names from back home?"

"A proven method for managing PTSD."

"I could kill you right here and right now."

"But you won't, because you don't know what will happen when I die."

"Two hundred bucks for "Birch Street, Cobalt Lane, Bullshit Drive.""

"You look bad."

"I need money."

"You can have my TV."

"Thanks, Malcolm. You keep it."

"I stole it."

"Yeah and I'm gonna... gonna kill him but she just keeps getting in the way."

"Any other day you would have won this, it's your ribs isn't it?"

"You're on something, you're messed up."

"You could have killed him a dozen times, I'm just doing what has to be done, someone has to."

"I figured."

"You became a private eye."

"You've been keeping tabs on me?"

"Making sure you weren't dead, since you never called."

"In my line of work, you gotta know when to walk away. But some cases just won't let you go."

"It's people like you that give people like you a bad name."

"You're coming across as paranoid."

She's either an idiot in love, or she's being conned. Which amount to pretty much the same thing."

 "Everyone keeps saying that, it's like a conspiracy."

"I am not going to beg you for a case...I will ask you, though, VERY strongly."

"What are you doing in my apartment?"

"This is my apartment."

"Hard day at the office?"

"They're all hard."

"You're still the person who tried to do something."

"Tried and failed. That's what started this. I was never the hero that you wanted me to be."

"Pops always said, if you don't feel good going to work, you should find new work."

"God didn't do this. The Devil did. And I'm going to find him."

"They say everyone's born a hero. But if you let it, life will push you over the line until you're the villain. Problem is, you don't always know that you've crossed that line. Maybe it's enough that the world thinks I'm a hero."

"The big part of the job is looking for the worst in people. Turns out I excel at that. Clients hire me to find dirt. And I find it, which shouldn't surprise them, but it does."

"Looks like you stripped your screws."

"Knowing it's real means you gotta make a decision. One, keep denying it... "

"I just meant if...If he was on our side."

"What side would that be? The side that uses people? Treats them like animals? Just to throw them away like they're garbage? The side that rips your life apart and destroys you from the inside out? Whose side exactly would that be?"

"Do I look like I'm hiding? No. You wanna know why? Because no one wants to know. They want to feel safe. They'd rather call you crazy than admit that I can lift this car, or that I can melt your insides with my laser eyes... which won't leave a trace."

 "Wouldn't be the first time.”

"I don't give a bag of d*cks what kinky sh*t you're into. Just be into it quietly."

"I don't want to shoot you. He said it's not your time."

"You use sarcasm to distance people."

"You know somebody else like us?" "No. Not like us."

 "And yet you're still here."

"Knowing it's real means you gotta make a decision. One, keep denying it. Or two... do something about it."

"Rumors among my new partners? She has her sights on the mayor's office."

"Track, track, more track. Jesus, more track."

"A hero would have you locked up for soliciting murder. A vigilante would beat the shit out of you. Now which one am I?"

"This is my shocked face."

"You think you're the only ones who've lost people? You think you're the only ones with pain? You think you can take your sh*t and dump it on me? You don't get to do that! So you take your God damned pain and you live with it, assholes!"

"You should kill yourself."

"Probably. But I'm the only one that knows you're innocent."

"I know. It's yours. He said you left him there to die. You should have stayed to make sure."

"I hired a private investigator a while ago to start digging. She was worth every penny when she was sober."

"So he's mad. He wants to make me suffer."

"Mmm-hmm. Like he suffered."

"Got anything for me?"

"Thought you didn't like, or trust, me."

"Oh come on, I meant lawyers in general."

"Scumbag henchmen for corporate America."

"We just hired a full-time investigator."

"Whoever he is, he's not as good as me."

"Hence me having offered you the job, which you rejected."

"Wasn't personal, I just prefer a freelance; no ties."

"So you said - with an impressive string of expletives."

"Okay, is being drunk an excuse?"

"You know, it's really about professionalism. You are erratic and you are volatile..." "Effective."

"Every corner I turn, I don't know what's on the other side. I don't know who's on the other side. It could be the cabbie who's gonna drive me into the East River, okay? It could be the FedEx woman. It could be a talk show host who was my best friend."

"Are you a good jumper?"

"Why?"

"He made me jump... for hours, as high as I could. That was one of my events at school. Long jump. I was number two in the state. He said I was never as good as you."

"That accident didn't kill him, but he took a hit. I find his weakness, I find him."

"So you find him. Then what?"

"I don't know. I find him, I prove that girl's innocent, he goes away."

"Or he controls you again."

"I'll die before I let that happen."

"I've never done it with someone else who has, you know..."

"Gifts?"

"Yes, well, you are very gifted."

"Likewise."

"So just how unbreakable are you?"

"On a scale of "I don't know" to... "I'd rather not find out"?"

"So if I were to bite your finger with all of my considerable strength..."

"Depends on how considerable. So don't go getting any ideas about my extremities."

"Jewel is a stripper's name. A really slutty stripper, and if I wear that thing you're going to have to call me Camel Toe."

"Dart gun is accurate up to twenty feet."

"He'll always keep back to a wall, he'll see you coming."

"He won't see me."

"I'll take you out."

"I was going to say dartgun me but sure, shoot me in the head."

"Same here."

"You have often needed protection from your vagina."

"It's insane that that deranged murderer is teaching little kids."

"Insane. Sickening. Rage-inducing. [...] But we found what we needed upstate. We got him."

"All right. Been waiting to hear some good news. When they bringing him in?"

"Not soon enough." "We just keep eyes on him until then." "'We'? Dont you have a job?" "There is what I have to do to maintain a life, and what I want to do, and I need both to stay sane."

"You said your rebound chick took a shotgun at point-blank range pointed it under your chin, and pulled the trigger."

"I still get the occasional headache."

"You probably don't remember me, do you? Your girlfriend had me take care of you when you were brought into the hospital? In Hell's Kitchen?"

"That woman over in Hell's Kitchen snapped a man's neck because he was mind-controlling her."

"Oh my God, this is the dumbest."

"Let's go, Ironclad."

"It's Iron Fist."

"I know."

[thetimble]

Are these not the same man?

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an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

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it’s time

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she was a bad bitch why lie

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