#winnie the pooh roleplay

[find-a-roleplay]

Greetings! My name is Michael / Scalie, I’m 23, CST, He / They / Them, looking for those interested in a 1x1 self insert OC x canon hurt / comfort found family type of plot.

At the moment I’m currently looking for characters such as Kanga from Winnie the Pooh / Disney, Sarabi from the Lion King / Disney, Chili Heeler / Bandit Heeler from Bluey, Stolas Goetia / Octavia / Stella Goetia from Helluva Boss, Moxxie / Millie from Helluva Boss, Shaak Ti / Plo Koon from Star Wars, or Master Tigress from Kung Fu Panda that delves with one of the characters being a OC being a child character who was a government experiment kidnapped from his home and forced to undergo terrible scientific experiments and the general basis of the plot would be to find acceptance within himself of his past and heal from the horrors he’s endured.

I of course will also play other characters in the fandom to add to the story to make it Fair and can double up if need be! If someone finds interest in this post, please add me at Aliens Are Real#0536 or like this post!

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[evermorehqs]

CATCHING MY BREATH, STARING OUT AN OPEN WINDOW

Rian Byrne is based on Rabbit from Winnie The Pooh. He is a 40 year old human, gardener, and uses he/him pronouns. He has no powers. Rian is portrayed by Domhnall Gleeson and he is open.

CATCHING MY DEATH, AND I COULDN’T BE SURE

Rian was not necessarily a rude man, he just liked routine. Was it so bizarre of him to appreciate everything being in place and scheduled and orderly? He got a little grumpy when plans were thrown off or he didn't know what was coming, so of course, the day his drive to the market was rerouted into a town he simply could not leave, his world (and his entire being) was flipped upside down. He was not someone that adjusted to change with ease, he never had been and he had a sneaking suspicion he never would be. It took him at least a year to even warm up to the idea of settling in Evermore, and only then he was reluctant to admit he had no other option. Nearly a decade later and he still isn't able to truly call it home. It wasn't that he was missing much from back home, a loner who already lived far from his family, but he ached for his worn-covered books and his vegetable garden that he'd poured his heart and soul into. It wasn't even that his new life here was bad. He started a garden almost immediately, one bigger than the last, and he had a nice, cozy cabin with tall, full bookshelves and more likeminded induvials to grab lunch with. It was more of he life he'd hoped for than the one he'd had... but Rian could not rest. Most times he wasn't attempting to relax in his lawn chair or gathering veggies to sell to the local market, he could be found at the library, and not just pouring over the stories he enjoyed anymore. No, he was researching, trying to figure out what it was that was possibly holding him and the others in this cursed town. And it didn't matter if the best life he could have was here, it didn't matter if he would miss it more than he currently missed the home he'd left behind, it didn't matter if he was happy; he knew that he would resort back to his old ways the moment he was given a chance.

I HAD A FEELING SO PECULIAR

❀ Wesley Abbasi: Discussions at the counter over scones turned into a blossoming friendship. These days Rian appreciates Wesley not only for baked goods, but for his personality and cleanliness. ❀ Jane Porter: Jane is one of Rian's favorite people to get tea... and spill tea with. Grabbing lunch with her is always the highlight of his week, and he is grateful that if he's stuck in this silly town, at least he's stuck with good company. ❀ Whitney Ramakrishnan: Schedules and not a hair out of place, Rian thinks that Whitney is a smart girl with a good head on her shoulders. She reminds him of himself and because of that he finds himself looking out for her.

THAT THIS PAIN WOULD BE FOR EVERMORE

[swynlake-rp]

Seasons change, children grow up, and those grown ups have stories too! What unique perspectives, histories, and idea will you bring to Swynlake?

Searcher Clade (Searcher Clade, Strange World) - You used to think your father was so brilliant, so fascinating, but then he disappeared. It’s not so much that you blame him, its that you don’t want to share his fate, whatever it must have been. A simple farmer’s life, that’s a good life. You can’t wait for your son to be old enough to pass the farm to him, but this is Swynlake. Does it have other plans?

Kanga DeRosa (Kanga, Winnie The Pooh) -  You fought tooth and nail to carve out a good life for yourself and your son and couldn’t be prouder of who he’s become now that he’s in university. You’d be lying if you said you weren’t relieved he chose to go to Pride U, right at home! A part of you, however, worries that your son feels tied to his hometown because of you. Maybe he just isn’t ready to leave, and that’s okay! You hope that’s the case.

Cornelius Robinson (Cornelius Robinson, Meet The Robinsons) - A notebook full of chicken scratch and sketches, a full house, and your favorite thing to look at -- your wedding ring. Your big family is more than you ever thought you’d have, including your wife and children of your own. They are your world, but unfortunately not the world and you often lose yourself in your work, trying to benefit the global community. Will you ever find your work-life balance?

Rodmila Tremaine (Lady Tremaine, Cinderella) - Lines were made to be crossed and you were born to cross them. It never sat well with you that silly things like morals kept options off the table...

Bob Parr (Bob Parr, The Incredibles) - Is being able to live openly as a magick everything you hoped it would be? Sort of? You’re still adjusting to not having to live in secrecy, but it’s a good adjustment. Change is good sometimes but that doesn’t make it any less tricky to navigate!

George Goof (Goofy, A Goofy Movie) - Being a younger dad with no time to finish university never bothered you, you did well for Max all of this life! But after being laid off, the job search had been difficult without a degree. You’ve got just the plan to fix this...why not go to university WITH your son?

[donttalkaboutmemes]

The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh (1977) Lyric Meme

Under the cut you will find 30+ lyrics from the 1977 version of The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh to use for your enjoyment!

Winnie The Pooh

1.      “You’ll find the enchanted neighborhood.”

2.      “Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff.”

3.      “Willy nilly silly old bear.”

  Up, Down, Touch The Ground

4.      “When I up, down, touch the ground it puts me in the mood. For food.”

5.      “I am stout, round, and I have found speaking poundage-wise I improve my appetite when I exercise.”

6.      “I am short, fat, and proud of that.”

  Rumbly In My Tumbly

7.      “I’m so rumbly in my tumbly.”

8.      “Time to much an early luncheon.”

9.      “I wouldn’t be a bear then, so I guess I wouldn’t care then.”

10.   “So I do care. So I’ll climb there!”

11.   “Time for something sweet.”

  Little Black Raincloud

12.   “I’m just a little black raincloud hovering under the honey tree.”

13.   “Pay not attention to little me.”

14.   “Everyone knows that a rain cloud never eats honey. No, not a nip.”

  Mind Over Matter

15.   “Hooray for you!”

16.   “Hooray for me!”

17.   “Since we pledged he’d be unwedged that’s what we’re going to do.”

18.   “Think heav-ish. Think ho-ish.”

  Like A Rather Blustery Day

19.   “The wind is lashing lustily and the trees are thrashing thrustily.”

20.   “It’s rather safe to say that it seems that it may turn out to be it feels that it will undoubtedly it feels like a rather blustery day today.”

21.   “Looks like a rather blustery day today.”

  The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers

22.   “Their tops are made out of rubber.”

23.   “Their bottoms are mad out of springs.”

24.   “They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy.”

25.   “I’m the only one.”

  Heffalumps and Woozles

26.   “Beware. Beware. Be a very wary bear.”

27.   “Before your eyes you’ll see them multiply.”

28.   “They’re extra-ordinary, so better be wary, because they come in every shape and size.”

29.   “If honey’s what you covet, you’ll find that they love it.”

30.   “They’re a terrible sight.”

  The Rain Rain Rain Came Down Down Down

31.   “The rain rain rain came down down down in rushing rising rivlets.”

32.   “So, in desperation, a message he did write.”

33.   “I must rescue my supper.”

  Hip Hip Pooh-ray!

34.   “We never will forget our hero of the wet.”

35.   “They’re the heroes of the day.”

36.   “We salute you for your deeds of bravery and generosity.”

[bunnyburrow-pie-fox]

Upcoming RP Blogs!

I have a few more muses being added to the ones I play here! Their blogs are still in development but I figured I’d share my choices.

Disney:

The Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland [1951])

Rabbit (Winnie the Pooh)

Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Dreamworks:

Mr. Ping (Kung Fu Panda)

Nintendo:

Tom Nook (Animal Crossing)

Blathers (Animal Crossing)

Orville (Animal Crossing)

My Little Pony:

Braeburn (MLP:FiM)

I’ll post an announcement when each of them are ready!

[prpfs]

Just saw the horror movie Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and I really enjoyed it personally! So I would really wanna roleplay it now and I'd want someone to play Pooh or Piglet for me and I'm willing to play a canon character in return if you're not comfortable with ocs or self inserts!

Of course double ups are completely alright too and I even prefer doing these! Just be okay with noncon and probably gore-y stuff! Seriously hope to find some partners, thank you! 🐷🐻🍯

give a like and anon will get back to you

[prentisstownrp]

Rocco Leporid

Winnie The Pooh • 48 • Shapeshifter • Local • Shemar Moore

A lover of finer things, to those who don’t know him -- and maybe those that do -- Rocco can be a bit... uptight. He wants a simple life, a no drama life after years of running from hunters before winding up in Prentiss town. For the first time since he was born, he doesn’t feel like he has to watch his back for simply existing. So who can blame him if he’d rather spend his days sipping tea with his feet in the pool, than involving himself in the shenanigans his friends always seem to get into? He can’t help but come through every time to bail them out of trouble, though, and maybe even have a little fun doing it.  When Rocco isn’t relaxing, or judging others for being too loud and abrasive, he’s working on his pride and joy: his garden. He gets a little obsessive over the process, going as far to talk to the plants, and he’s been known to read them bedtime stories a time or two... but it seems to be working out well for him. He makes a living selling produce and canned goods to the local shops, and still has enough to go around whenever his friends need some squash or carrots. Wintertime can be a more troublesome and less profitable, but that’s what greenhouses are for.

Rocco is: fussy, accident-prone, precise, goodhearted, sensible, controlling

Albert Hoot: The man means well, and Rocco’s beyond grateful for the town he built, but sometimes Al pushes his every last button. He never stops talking, and he thinks he’s just so smart because he has a thousand years of experience... Kaya Klokan: Rocco was suspicious of Kaya when they first met. He didn’t believe anyone could be so genuinely sweet. But he came around, and now he considers her a dear friend --- and not-so-little-anymore Roo, too. Ralph Racket: He seems like a nice enough guy, but the man is a walking disaster, and that’s coming from a bit of a klutz. He won’t be coming around Rocco’s garden anytime soon if he has a say in it.

Rocco Leporid is AVAILABLE

[nicoline1998enilocin]

Handsome Stranger

PAIRING | Husband!Dad!Young!Tony Stark x Wife!Mom!Fem!Reader

WORD COUNT | 5.4K

SUMMARY | You weren't sure when Tony brought up this idea the first time, but after a few more talks about it, you finally gave in, and that's how you found yourself in the middle of a busy bar, ready to be picked up by your husband. However, to everyone else around you, you look just like a couple of strangers having their first meeting.

RATING | Explicit (E)

WARNINGS/TAGS | Established relationship, a few mentions of Y/N.

REQUEST | @ccbsrmsf1 Maybe Tony and Sunshine are at a party, and they pretend that they don't know each other and seduce each other at this party and flirt a lot, resulting in very hot sex afterward

SMUT | Dirty talk, light degradation, daddy kink, breeding kink, pregnancy kink, lactation kink, drinking of breastmilk (sexual), fingering, begging, spanking, hair pulling, nipple piercings, oral (F receiving), unprotected sex, multiple orgasms, creampie, aftercare

A/N | Carol, dear, dear, DEAR Carol, I cannot even begin to thank you enough for the idea of this fic! Your brain is made of pure gold, and I was very excited and horny while writing this! Thank you for the idea, the proofreading, and the perfect GIF to match; eu te amo 3000! 🩷

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Tony is sitting on the couch, giving Paxton a milk bottle since you're working late tonight. Hudson and Orion play in their playroom at Howard and Maria's house. At the same time, Maria prepares dinner, and Howard watches TV, making the atmosphere in the Stark household very peaceful and relaxing.

"Dad, remember when you and Mom helped me ask Sunshine to the spring dance all these years ago?" Tony suddenly asks his Dad, his brow quirked as he looks at Howard, nodding in response.

"Well, I was hoping to surprise her with a night out together, just the two of us, and I was hoping you could give me some ideas as to what to do on said date night," he says with a sigh. He's thought of countless ideas, none good enough because he wants this night to be remarkable. The two of you don't get too much time with just you and him, so he's planning on making it a night you will remember for a long time.

"How about getting a drink at a bar or a party? I know that may sound boring, but there are countless ways of making the night more interesting," Howard says, and Tony nods as the gears in his brain start turning, trying to think of the perfect idea.

"I think I have a plan; now I just need to know what she thinks of it," Tony says with his lips curled into a smile. Not long after, Paxton is done with his bottle, and it's time to burp the little guy. That all goes smoothly, and as soon as he's getting a clean diaper, Tony can hear the door open, and your voice carries throughout the house with your announcement of your arrival.

"I'm home! Now, where are my two Munchkins?" you say as you walk into the hallway. You don't have to wait long for Hudson and Orion to run over and capture you in a much-needed hug.

"Welcome home, Mommy!" they say in unison, enveloping you with warmth and signature smells. You love your twins to pieces, and coming home to them is something you will never take for granted.

"Have you two been good to everyone today?" you ask your twins, and they nod furiously.

"Alright, you two can play some more while I find your Dad and Paxton," you tell them. With one big kiss on the cheek for each of them, they run off again, and you are surprised by Tony walking into the hallway with Paxton on his hip and a big smile on his face as he sees you.

"Hi Little One! Aren't you the absolute cutest in your Winnie The Pooh outfit? Oh my goodness, I could eat you right up!" you tell him as you take him from Tony and blow raspberries on Paxton's cheek that have him squealing and swinging his arms and legs in delight. Coming home to your bundle of joy is excellent and one of the many reasons you're looking forward to coming home each night after work.

"What about me?" Tony asks in a fake sad voice and a slight pout that you happily kiss away.

"I was cuddling my son first, but if you need my attention first, I guess I can make an exception," you tease him, and Tony perks up at your words.

"I always need your attention, Sunshine. Haven't you noticed that by now?" he says with a wink. He pulls you against his chest for a much-needed hug, and Paxton is more than happy to be included as well.

"I love you, My Love," and with one last kiss and a pat on your butt, he lets you go to the kitchen, your stomach practically rumbling as you greet Maria, who is just finishing dinner as you walk in. A large pot of your favorite soup is simmering away on the stove and filling the house with a delicious scent, and you can't wait to dive in.

"How was work today?" Maria asks as she envelops you in a hug. You let yourself melt into her touch, and her familiar scent makes you think of your own Mom. Ever since Tony introduced you to them, they have welcomed you like their daughter, and over the years, the bond you have has only grown stronger.

"It was good, but the last showing turned out to be longer than I had planned, so I'm delighted you could all wait for me to come home; I'm starving!" you tell her, and she nods before sending you off to the living room, where you let yourself plop on the couch next to Howard, Paxton now sitting on your lap.

"He's growing up so fast," Howard remarks as he looks at his youngest grandson, and you couldn't agree more. He's growing the fastest out of all your children, and his chubby features make him look adorable.

"Tell me about it! He's almost twice the height and weight the twins were at his age! It's unbelievable!" you tell Howard. However, before he can answer you, Maria lets you know it's dinner time, so you quickly rush to the dining room, finding your usual spot next to Tony and across from the twins.

"It smells amazing, Maria. Thank you all so much for waiting for me," you tell her before diving in. The soup is paired with different types of bread and has your mouth watering at the smell, so it is all gone before you can even think about it too much. Maria's cooking is impeccable and something you will never get enough of, so you're glad Tony has learned a thing or two from her.

"C'mon Sunshine, let's go take a shower together before anyone notices we're gone," Tony suddenly whispers in your ear when everyone is busy. You allow Tony to pull you away and up the stairs, leading the way to his bathroom.

"I missed you today, and I need my dessert now," he growls in your ear before shutting and locking his bedroom door, having learned his lesson years ago. His lips descend on yours in an instant, his tongue effortlessly finding its way into your mouth as you let him take the lead.

Soft moans escape your lips and are swallowed instantly by Tony, making them almost inaudible. That doesn't take away from the fact that this man affects you in a way you can't get enough of. Clothes are strewn across the floor as you enter the shower, turning it on to let the warmth slowly build.

"I missed you so much, Sunshine, I've been aching to sink into your perfect, tight pussy all fucking day," Tony whispers in your ear, and it has goosebumps erupting over your neck. His hands are placed on your hips, where they dig into the flesh as he pulls you close to him, his erection digging into your lower back.

"Please," is all you manage to breathe out before Tony steps into the shower, pulling you with him before going down on his knees and hooking your leg over his shoulder, eyeing your pussy with a hunger that has you trembling in anticipation.

"Perfect," he groans before diving forward, and you have to steady yourself against the walls of the shower as he dips his tongue into your entrance before licking a stripe to your clit, making you moan loud as your head falls back.

The man is a master with his tongue, and he can coax orgasms out of you faster than you can even think about what's happening. As he suddenly sets a leisurely pace with his tongue on your clit, you allow yourself to melt into his touch, and the pleasure is building slowly but perfectly.

"Hmm, s'good," you murmur as you look down at him, his big, dark brown eyes looking up at you as he wraps his lips around your clit, suckling softly before dipping two of his fingers inside your heat, making you moan loudly again.

"Fuck!" is all you can bring out as he sets a rapid pace with his fingers, the pads gliding over your sweet spot constantly and with the right amount of pleasure to build your orgasm quickly. Just as you feel the tension is about to snap, he adds one more finger, stretching you out for what's to come later.

"M close! Please, let me cum," you say to Tony, and he listens, giving you exactly what you want as his fingers set a brutal pace and his lips suck hard on your clit, the pleasure almost blinding as white spots start to appear around the edges of your vision. A string of broken moans follows a scream of his name as he carefully works you through it, ensuring you're not crashing when coming down.

"That's it, you're such a good girl for Daddy right now," Tony tells you between the kisses he places on your belly, through the valley of your breasts, and ending on your neck and jaw.

"Now, I want you to bend over and present your perfect pussy for me, because I'm going to fuck you so nice and hard you won't be able to think straight for the rest of the day," he tells you, and you let out a moan at the thought of Tony completely fucking you dumb.

"Yes, Daddy," you whisper before turning around and spreading your legs, giving Tony a perfect look at your sopping cunt, which he has opened up beautifully for himself to slide into. Grabbing the base of his cock, he lines up with your entrance before thrusting in with a smooth motion, making you scream right as he hits your G-spot.

"D-Daddy! That's it, fuck me hard," you tell him, and he doesn't need to be told twice. His fingers dig hard into the flesh of your hips, and he pulls you to him at a fast pace that has you moaning loudly, every thought in your head completely melting away as it's replaced by nothing but pleasure.

"S this what you wanted, huh? To be used like a human fleshlight? You do, huh, letting Daddy use this tight pussy whenever he wants for his pleasure? You're fucking perfect for me," he says through gritted teeth as you clench hard around him, and he lands a smack on your butt, shooting you forward with force as the pleasurable pain ripples through your body.

"M-more," you bring out, and he happily listens as he lands another one on the other side, too, making you clench on his cock once again. Then he grabs you by the shoulders, pulling you back against his chest while his pace stays unaltered, still pounding into you from behind.

"Is this hard enough for you, huh? 'S my beautiful slut already going fuckdumb?" he asks, and you nod.

"Y-Yes Daddy, just f-for you," you bring out between broken moans, and Tony's mouth curls into a mischievous smile as his fingers dip from your waist down to your clit, rubbing it in tight circles as the pleasure inside you builds fast, your eyes rolling back into your head.

"You close, Sunshine? Are you gonna cum for Daddy again?" he asks, and you nod, unable to even bring out any words anymore. He has truly fucked you dumb, just like he promised he would.

"C-cumming!" you managed to croak out right before the tension inside you snapped again; the pressure of Tony's fingers on your clit combined with the pounding against your G-spot have you seeing stars and trembling hard. If it weren't for Tony holding you up, you surely would have fallen over as he fucks you through both your orgasms.

You didn't notice Tony spilling his load inside you earlier as you were too wrapped up in your pleasure, and even though there's a slight disappointment rippling through you, it is quickly making a place for nothing but pure happiness as he pulls you close.

"You did so well for me, Sunshine; you're perfect for me," he whispers in your hair as his hands glide over your back, the contact you always crave after an intense session like this. Even though you both like soft, slow sex in the mornings, you tend to prefer the rough, kinky sex for the evenings as a way to destress, and Tony could feel this is exactly what you needed without you needing to say a word.

"M a good girl?" you ask with apparent tiredness.

"The best," Tony whispers as he carefully washes your hair. The smile that appears on your face has his insides heating up immensely.

"I love yoooouuuuu," you say, the last word being dragged out as you sway from side to side, the moment's pleasure still clear in your mind.

"I love you too, Sunshine, more than you'll ever know," he tells you as he washes the soapy bubbles out of your hair. After the conditioner has had plenty of time to soften it, he washes it out, making it very soft and exactly the way you like it.

"Alright, let's get you dried off and into bed because we have a big day tomorrow," he tells you, and you turn around, though it's not as graceful as you'd hoped, with your legs still feeling like jelly.

"Tomorrow? What's tomorrow?" you ask, and Tony's mouth curls at the corners at the sight before him.

"We're going to Bruce and Nat's party, remember? They're celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary in the Luxury Hotel," he tells you, and you nod in understanding.

"I forgot, 'm sorry," you tell him with a giggle, but he doesn't mind.

"S okay, Sunshine. You've got enough to think about, but tonight, you can just sleep and forget everything for a few hours. Tomorrow's a new day," he tells you, and you nod as you allow your husband to dry you off from head to toe. After that, he puts you in a pair of panties and one of his old shirts, which is about three sizes too big on you, before leading you to the bed.

You let yourself fall onto the bed with a groan, the plush mattress catching you as you let out a yawn. As you crawl under the covers, Tony pulls on a pair of boxer briefs before getting under the covers with you. He is more than happy to call it an early night with you.

"Sleep well, Sunshine; I love you," he says, pulling you against his chest.

"Sleep well, Daddy, love you too," you say sleepily, and not long after, you're falling into a dreamless sleep, which is much-needed after the long days you've been making at work lately. Now, all you have to do is sleep in your husband's arms and not worry about anything for a few hours.

You're getting ready for Bruce and Natasha's anniversary party after another day of work, but today was going a lot better after the way Tony fucked you last night. The tension you were holding onto has completely melted away, and you almost felt like you were walking on clouds the entire day.

After searching for the perfect dress, you have found a beautiful red dress with a plunging neckline that you can't wait to show Tony. You wanted to keep it a secret until now, and you're standing in front of the mirror after slipping it on, admiring how your tattoos are highlighted beautifully, and the slit on your right leg is exactly high enough to show the names of your husband and kids.

"Are you ready to-" Tony manages to say as he walks into the bedroom where you're getting ready, but his jaw is practically on the floor as you look at him through the mirror. His gaze wanders down but gets stuck on the neckline of your dress, as your breasts are shown off beautifully without being distasteful.

"I can tell you like what you see," you say as you turn around, and Tony doesn't know where to look. From your hair to your make-up and from your breasts to your legs, he wants to look at everything at once.

"Wow," he whispers as he walks over to you, a large smile spreading across your red lips. He is clad in an all-white suit with a black bow tie and black shoes, making him look elegant.

"You're not looking too bad either, My Love," you tell him as you close the distance between them, grabbing his hands before pulling him into a soft, gentle kiss. You felt like a princess already, but his reaction officially made you feel like you were on cloud nine.

"I wanted to bring up an idea, by the way. That's why I walked in here, but I got blown away by your beauty," he tells you, and your cheeks are heating in response to his words.

"What do you think of a little... roleplay during the party? Nothing extreme or weird, but I was thinking of maybe acting like we don't know each other, then flirting as we get to know each other, and one thing leads to another," he tells you with a wink, and you agree after a few short moments.

"As long as it ends up with me being fucked into the mattress one way or another, I'm okay with that," you tell him, and now it's his turn to blush at your words. He has always loved your filthy mouth, and your words go directly to his cock as he can feel it twitching in his pants.

"I wouldn't want it any other way, Sunshine," he says in a deep, lust-filled voice that has you clenching your thighs as well. Even after all these years, you are like a pair of horny teenagers together, but you wouldn't want to have it any other way.

Once you arrive at Natasha's party, your best friend immediately whisks you away. You have been very busy with work, so this is the perfect opportunity to catch up, and you'll happily let her guide you to the nearest bar.

"You look amazing tonight; it's honestly a miracle you even made it out of the house looking like this," Natasha said with a huge smile, and you nodded in agreement.

"It wasn't easy. I had to drag myself out of there before he could make his moves, but I did it," you chuckle as you shake your head because you know it's true. You never would have left the house if it were up to him.

"Bruce was the same; if it wasn't for our party, we would have never left the bedroom. He got me a Hitachi wand for our anniversary, and I can tell you it is AH-MA-ZING! Most intense orgasms I've ever had," she tells you without a single ounce of shame, and you love her for it.

"Those are amazing! And if I may suggest something, it is nice to use on him, too," you say with a wink, and Nat gives you a mischievous look.

"I might try it out later tonight," she says before turning to the bartender and ordering your usual drinks, which haven't changed since you were roommates in college. While waiting for the drinks, your eyes glide through the room, only to land on your husband.

You know what's about to happen when a smile tugs on the corners of your mouth as he shoots you a wink with a champagne glass in his hand. As Tony slowly approaches you, you lean into Natasha, telling her to go with whatever's happening here, and she doesn't even question it for a second.

"You look beautiful tonight; one might even say you're the Belle of the ball," he says in a smooth, deep, sexy voice that has you clenching your thighs already. Your facade is already crumbling at just a few words, but you keep yourself together long enough to get through your thoughts.

"Well, if you think so, you might want to get me and my friend a drink," you respond, and he quirks his brow before agreeing. Nat looks at you with a raised brow as if she's questioning, 'What are you two up to now?' but she knows better than to ask.

"Here you go, Sun-" he says before swallowing the last word. This doesn't come as naturally to him as he had hoped, but he's also having fun and hoping you are.

"So, where are you two beautiful ladies from? I am sure it must be heaven because this is the first time I'm seeing two Angels here on earth," he says, putting on a slight New York accent as well, which he knows damn well has you going crazy within no time.

"Aren't you the cutest little thing? I'm from California, but my friend, Natasha, is from Russia," you tell Tony, and he grabs Natasha's hand to place a kiss on it.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Natasha," he says before moving on and grabbing yours. Bringing your hand to his lips as his eyes ghost over the tattoos he has seen countless times, worshipped more times than he can count, and fantasized about since the moment he first saw them.

"And it's a pleasure to meet you as well-" he says with a quirked brow, wanting to know your name.

"Y/N."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Y/N," he says before letting your hand go again, and you can feel the arousal pooling in your panties. The way he is doing this has you so aroused it is taking everything in you not to crumble right here and now, but it's difficult. Very difficult.

"May I have this dance?" he asks as he extends his hand out to you. You nod before placing it in his, the warmth of his hand feeling familiar and secure. The slow song playing is the perfect moment to catch up for a moment.

"How're you enjoying it so far?" you whisper in Tony's ear.

"I'm thoroughly enjoying myself, Sunshine. However, from the looks of it, I'm not the only one enjoying the way you look tonight. I've seen many eyes staring in your direction already," he says, and you can't help but chuckle. So that is the reason he asked you to dance.

"Sometimes you're too possessive for your own good, but it's okay. At the end of the day, you're the one I'm getting into bed with, and not all of them," you tell him, and he nods in agreement.

"But I believe I promised to fuck you into the mattress tonight, so how about we call it an early night and get a head start on that?" Tony whispers in your ear before softly nibbling on your earlobe, and you hum in agreement.

"Let's go," you tell him before pulling him to the room's exit and the hotel's elevators. It's a good thing you decided to get a room here to sleep because this way, you can have the most filthy, uninterrupted sex you've had in a long time.

As soon as the hotel door closes shut, Tony pushes you against it, his mouth immediately crashing onto yours as he peels the dress off your body, letting the fabric fall to the floor to reveal your bare breasts. The silver barbells adorning them are driving Tony insane.

"So fucking hot, Sunshine," is all he says before leaning down and cupping one of them, his lips closing around the other as he starts to drink from it. They're nice and swollen since you haven't breastfed your son since the morning, but Tony requested that you don't pump this time since he wanted to drink your precious milk.

As soon as the liquid hits his tongue, he groans, and your hands find their way into his hair, pulling lightly as you rut your hips back and forth to get some relief.

"Bed, Tony," you say, and he stops for a moment, but only long enough to allow you to get comfortable on the bed. As soon as you're ready, he's back with his mouth around your nipple, sucking in his cheeks as the white liquid he desires so much coats his tongue again.

"S'good," you moan out as you feel Tony's hand playing with the barbell on your other nipple, the sensitivity only heightening with every passing moment. Eventually, his free hand moves to his pants as he palms his hard cock, needing to relieve himself of the pressure that's building inside him.

As he does this, he keeps making the same rocking movements, and without warning, he cums in his pants, his eyes rolling in the back of his head as he keeps drinking your milk.

"Fuck! Did you just cum, Daddy? 'S so fucking hot when you cum when you drink my milk," you tell him, and he nods as he keeps working himself through his orgasm, his cock getting very sensitive from the stickiness of the fabric.

"Good boy," you whisper as you lace your fingers in his hair and pull hard as he keeps drinking, his hand still working over his cock as he's getting hard again despite the overstimulation.

"Taste so fucking good, Sunshine, makes me fucking cum like a teenager when I drink from you. But I'm sure you love that, don't you?" he asks, and you nod with a wide smile.

"How about I make you cum when I drink from you, huh? Would you like that?" "Yes, Daddy, please make me cum when you drink from me," you beg for him, and that's all he needs to hear before his hand moves to your clothed pussy, his fingers effortlessly finding your clit.

"That's it, ride Daddy's fingers if you want to cum," he orders before latching onto your other breasts, and the feeling alone has your body rutting up against his hand. The sensations you're feeling are positively addicting, and you keep chasing your high until you fall over the edge with a loud moan and trembling thighs.

When he's done, he tells you, "Good girl," making you blush at the praise. If there's one thing you always love, it's being praised.

"Now, get on your hands and knees, and spread these legs for me so I can see that beautiful pussy of yours," he tells you, and that's about all the warning he gives before ripping your panties off and throwing them somewhere to the side, making you gasp as the cool air hits your wet folds.

You're quickly doing as he asks, and he lets out a deep groan at the sight of your pink pussy and puckered hole. When you shake your ass a little to tease him, he's officially done for, and he gets undressed before sitting on his knees behind you.

"God, you're perfect for me like this, Sunshine. 'M gonna fuck a baby into you tonight; I fucking know it! Fill this pussy with my cum until it's dripping out, just breeding this cunt until you're round with my baby," Tony tells you as he lines up with your dripping entrance, sliding in carefully.

"Oh, fuck, yes! So tight around my cock, you like that, don't you? When my fucking monster cock is stretching out your delicious, hot, pink pussy?" Tony asks, and you nod.

"Yes, Daddy, I love it when you stretch me," you tell him as he bottoms out, a gasp leaving your lips from the force behind it.

"M not goin' easy tonight, Sunshine, will fucking ruin this cunt, because it's made to take it. 'S made for me to ruin as I use you as my fleshlight, pumping every drop of cum into it until it's dripping out and you're knocked up."

The combined moans, as well as skin slapping against skin, quickly fill the room, and Tony doesn't wait to set a ferocious pace, his balls constantly slapping against your clit as he fucks you into the mattress just like he promised.

"That's it, taking my monster cock like that! You're such a good girl for Daddy," he pants out as his orgasm creeps closer to yours since you're still sensitive from your earlier orgasm, and his balls keep slapping against your clit at the same brutal pace.

"You gonna cum for me? Yeah? Fuck, 'm close too, Sunshine, want you to fucking milk me as you cum. Want to fucking feel you squeeze every last drop of my cum-" is all he gets out when you clench, and every last bit of resolve Tony thought he had completely crumbles as he shoots his cum deep inside your pussy again, and you're milking him through both your orgasms.

"Fuck! I can't wait to see you pregnant again, Sunshine. Always so beautiful when you're carrying my child," he says when collapsing on the bed. Your body has given out, too, as you're flopped down.

"I can't wait either, Daddy," you rasp out. After Tony has cleaned up the most important parts, he carries you to the bath for a relaxing massage to soothe your sore muscles.

About three months have passed when you find out you're indeed very pregnant, and you can't wait to tell Tony, your Munchkins, and the rest of the family. Even though you're secretly hoping to have another girl, you would still be equally happy if you added a little boy to your family, too.

"Tony? Can you come here for a moment?" you say with a wavering voice as you're seated on the edge of your bed. Tony has just put Paxton down for a nap while the twins are at school.

"What's up, Buttercup?" he asks as he walks into the bedroom, but he quickly runs over when he sees the tears on your cheeks, worry instantly flooding his body.

"Hey, what's going on?" he asks as he pulls you into his lap. You show him the positive pregnancy test. As soon as Tony looks at it, he knows what's going on; he's seen enough of them in his adult life to know what a positive one looks like.

"I can't believe it; we'll have another baby. Maybe it will be a Little Princess, just like you've been dreaming of, or a Little Prince to complete the family," Tony says as he holds you close, and you both let your tears flow freely.

"What do you think about the name Easton? It's suitable for both genders, and I love how it turns the kids' initials into 'HOPE," you tell him with a watery smile. He nods before capturing your lips with his.

"It's perfect," he whispers as he takes in this moment. You're pregnant for the third time with his baby, and he feels like the luckiest man on earth. That night, you tell Hudson and Orion about adding another brother or sister, and they couldn't be happier.

"Do you already know what it is going to be?" Hudson asks you, but you shake your head.

"No, but we have decided that their name is going to be Easton," you tell them, and you let both of them sit with their hands on your belly for a while, even though they can't feel the baby kicking for a long time.

"I can't wait to meet little Easton. I hope they're just as cute as Paxton," Orion says, and Tony nods.

"So do I, Babygirl, so do I."

"Can we FaceTime all our grandparents and tell them the good news? Can we? CAN WE?!" Orion asks excitedly, and you nod. You're too tired to do it yourself now, and their excitement is the perfect way to tell them.

Not even fifteen minutes later, both Howard and Maria, as well as Virginia and Jackson, are visible on your laptop screen, and you wave to everyone while your head is leaning on Tony's shoulder. Before anyone can even say hello, Hudson is already blurting out the good news, making you smile.

"We're getting a brother or sister!" he says, and all the grandparents cheer and share tears.

"Their name will be Easton," Orion says, and everyone melts at the beautiful name.

"We will all come to visit you soon, Buttercup because we cannot wait to see our little grandbaby grow in your belly," Virginia says, and everyone agrees. With that, you've officially told your family you're pregnant, and you can't wait to share it with the rest of the world, too. But that won't be for another few months.

Now, you can live in your little bubble as little Easton grows inside you, ready to be brought into the world. Until then, they will be protected by you and everyone around you, too, and that's all you could ever wish for.

[pettydollie]

♡. ౨ৎ chris sturniolo drabbles ♡.｡.:

*oldest posts are at the top/newest posts are on the bottom

[100-500 words] take care - wc: 498 summary: tending to chris' wounds after a fight bruised - wc: 306 summary: you hit ur hand :( lowk inspired by that one scene in little women (2019) first date - wc: 475 summary: title - chris is just too cute you're all annoying - wc: 333 summary: clip from wednesday's (1/31) video unreal - wc: 440 summary: chris feels so unreal, you take it in as he lays next to you spit in my mouth! (vday special) - wc: 216 summary: playing 'try not to laugh at vday pickup lines with water in your mouth' boop 💋 - wc: 390 summary: chris loves betty boop so you decide to dress up as her as a little treat photography field - wc: 353 summary: making out with chris in a plains field lol giggly night - wc: 118 summary: chris makes you laugh in the middle of the night and he attempts to stifle your giggles but ultimately fails lol planning your future - wc: 292 summary: title skater!bf chris - wc: 290 summary: hanging out in an indoor parking lot how u met the triplets - wc: 210 summary: title (ft when u started liking chris) ur mad at him >:c (not really) - wc: 280 summary: you try to be mad at chris bcs u never are lol learning how to braid ur hair - wc: 161 summary: title and showing off ab it pussy - wc: 113 summary: nick and matt betting on your guys' relationship honey - wc: 349 summary: you get your wisdom teeth taken out and forget that chris is your boyfriend when he calls you 'honey' burgers - wc: 117 summary: chris makes delicious burgers thats all lol soda?... - wc: 303 summary: shrek's three babies the triplets come into your room where you're taking a nap, asking if you wanna do the soda challenge for today's video-- you dont even drink soda... feeding the ducks - wc: 306 summary: chris sturniolo is a stressed man, but he doesn't feel so when he watches you feed the duckies. kissing the tears away - wc: 112 summary: chris loving his little crybaby by kissing her tears all gone (and licking one) honeymoon (NSFW) - wc: 384 summary: honeymoon sex w/ chris hehe no more! (NSFW) - wc: 402 summary: chris accidentally overstimulating you happy father's day - wc: 489 summary: you and chris have wanted a baby for so long ! you decide that it's time to have one when you don't take your birth control. happy father's day daddy. roleplay (sub!chris) - wc: 124 summary: chris feeds into his desire of roleplaying as your "personal assistant" a cozy night with little!reader and cg!chris - wc: 306 summary: no plot, just reader and chris watching winnie the pooh C:

[slocumjoe]

what companions would be furries (+ what kind of animal they'd be)

Cait; Incredible trauma. Substance abuse. Questionable employment. This woman already is a furry in canon, Todd just didn't think it relevant to bring up. Not quite hardcore, but not a casual either. She has art and goes to conventions, but she's not getting a suit. There are a lot of good choices for a fursona, but I'm leaning towards a wolverine. They're small and they're fucking terrifying. Those bitches kill bears. They weigh about 30 lbs, give or take. Y'know what else is 30 lbs, give or take? A COCKER SPANIEL. Huge Cait energy.

Codsworth; Would not be a furry, but would find it endearing. Y'know, the same reaction an adult has as a child talks about their wolf roleplay during recess? "I am very confused but at least you have friends and fun, tell me more!" Robot Codsworth's fursona is an octopus, and a synth/human Codsy is a bird. Like...maybe an owl, or something similarly rounded/soft in shape. Think Owl from Winnie the Pooh.

Curie; She's a furry, not a Furry. She's not going to any conventions, and probably isn't drawing her fursona or commissioning art. Its likely she uses it to, like, educate children, like as a mascot for her clinic or something. Same situation as Codsy, two fursonas for her two different bodies. The synth body, that there is a mouse. Cute and very important to scientific discoveries, despite being often disregarded and more often, abused in the field. The Ms. Nanny bot fursona is a blue-ringed octopus, specifically.

Danse; Not a furry. Would find it very strange if it was explained to him, and would assume it was something kids do. Would be visibly disturbed if explained that, no, this is actually more of a teen-to-adult space. If he looks it up later and finds Certain Things, you will be receiving the bill for his next anti-depressants. However, entirely possible he is a closeted furry and has yet to realize this about himself. I'm leaning toward a bull? Bull-headed, obviously, but also, down to earth, reliable, et cetera...it fits his character.

Deacon; KING OF THE FURRIES. Has multiple fursuits, all homemade. Commissions every artist he can find, every Twitter furry artist has him on their waitlist. Does not half-ass his furriness. This man is the furry you only hear about, the one with all the art and custom costumes and all the money to throw at his hobby. His fursonas are plentiful and ever changing, but his favorite one? A chameleon, with holographic, reflective, ever-changing scales.

Gage; would not be a furry. Well aware of what it is due to exposure to Mason. Wouldn't have been into it even if his introduction wasn't him and his crew. He gets the idea, it's just that the idea is weird as fuck. He's a grown man and he has people to scam and/or murder. Obviously, Gage would be an iguana. They have a ridge and a naturally gruff, bored expression. And the skin texture is about the same, too.

Hancock; another casual furry. Its likely he was introduced to it and brought in by someone else, and just kinda stuck around. There are two options as to what he'd be. 1; a sphinx cat. He's lanky, the skin matches, he has some kitty-like traits. The big eyes are a huge part here. 2; sloth. He's a very chill dude, he's always high (sloths getting high is currently contested but the demeanor fits) and despite being very small and not outwardly threatening, is very capable of fucking you up (sloths will use their MASSIVE FUCKING CLAWS for defense).

MacCready; Is a furry. His fursona is a weasel. This is so obvious i don't feel the need to defend or explain this. Look at him. He's a furry. The only interesting thing to say here is that Duncan would also grow up to be a furry. But Mac? He would be a hardcore furry if he had the money. Funds keep him a casual fan. If he did...would be worse than Deacon.

Nick; A first-gen furry. An elder furry. The very old man at the con who sees that you're lost and confused but trying very hard, with your furry 2008 emo paw gloves and your cat ear headband and painted on whiskers, and shows you around. Takes you under his wing (literally, as his fursona is a raven, obvi) and introduces you to various artists, suitmakers, other furries your age he'd think you'd get along with...this community would be in shambles without people like him. He's been here since the beginning and has seen it all, truly.

Piper; dabbled, couldn't get into it. She'd be a passersby, a visitor of a con but not a participator. Interested in the art of furrydom, the actual art and the suits, but as an outside observer. If Piper were an animal...a ferret, a squirrel, a possum, some kind of street-smart rodent. Something clever and tricky, that's always where its not supposed to be. For a wildcard, I could also see her as a bat of some kind.

Preston; not a furry and completely neutral to it. It doesn't interest him, but he doesn't find it weird, either. It's people LARPing as animals, people have been doing that ever since they evolved from animals. He gets it, he really does. Preston would like nothing more than to be a cat that does nothing but sleep and yell for attention. The cat life is peak existence for him. It's just that Preston is very literal, and the furry thing is more exaggerated. He doesn't want cat ears. He wants to not be a human anymore, please for the love of god—

X6-88; furry. A secret, dignified furry. A pretensious one. A gatekeepy one. This furry judges you if you don't have a suit. He has one. He doesn't wear it, it cost more than some houses, it stays in a glass case like a taxidermied trophy hunt. X6-88 is a furry. His fursona? A Doberman, because they were bred to protect asshole tax collectors, which fits with X6 being a courser. Tall, all sharp edges, an arresting glare, and very loyal and hardworking.

[rataticaisdreaming]

Pawton played chapter 2 of Sally Face today! can you guess who wasn't normal about it? 💙✨ enjoy my favorite moments in the order they happened!

not him starting by saying: "excuse me, a little frog in my throat, a little Lilypadton in my throat!" 🐸

his favorite way to say hello is: "hewwo!" 🥺 baby...

wise words i live by: "when in doubt, deny it out"

"Logan is the puzzle man, he should be playing this game" i would love to see a Logan gaming livestream!

Janus taught Patton that "moi" means "Patton" in french 💀

Pat being excited at seeing a mustached man "look at that little Remus in the corner!" 💚

Patton being thankful Kenny censored himself. according to him, if you play games with Roman or Virge, you don't have to care about cursing. only with Pat you shouldn't curse, which is a sweet thing to remember <3

it was extremely nice to hear Patton say that the bad things that happened in your childhood weren't your fault 🥺💙✨

Virgil or Logan always look around for security cameras, because "they are watching us", every time they go out. dad wasn't sure who exactly does it, probably both.

Kenny, stuffie Patton and Patton headbanging to Sanity's Fall gives me life!

"we found our Virgil", Patton says as he talks to an old woman who is wishing for death to take her already 💀

Logan and Patton agree that David Tennant is always a treasure to have! Logan probably loved him as the tenth doctor in Doctor Who and Patton loved season 2 of Good Omens <3

"dark misunderstood individual" was Patton's view on Virgil when he first met him, he was fascinated by the purp man 💜

"i'm a gaming dad! :D" him 🥺💙✨

"for frick's sake! i'm very angry right now >:(" look at this puppy failing to express anger.

Patton always makes sure Thomas gets a cookie! 💙🌈

the things that Patton does with each side: he loves cooking with Logan 💙 watching YouTube with Virgil 💜 playing roleplay games with Roman ❤️ enjoying quiet times with Janus 💛 and he doesn't hang out with Remus that much 💚

the flinching and hiding behind his hands with each jumpscare broke my heart! 😭💔

"God doesn't care about us," Patton immediately covers his mouth horrified that he had to read that in-game line.

"i can't do this, i can't..." he was covering the screen with his hand, not wanting to watch a heavy scene. while he was laughing at himself for saying dark things he never gets the chance to say, he was genuinely distressed with the heavy stuff :(

"do you want your therapy plushie?" asks Kenny, giving Patton a Winnie the Pooh pillow plushie to hug and feel better after such a wild experience 🧸💙

this was such a sweet experience and i'm looking forward to the next chapters of Sally Face! can't wait for Pat to play the insanity that is chapter 5 ✨

[hils79]

Hils Watches My School President - Ep 5

I love all the contrived reasons to get them to spend time together. Gun's mother is exhausted so the two of them are going to run her cafe together until she's feeling better

Oh no it suddenly got angsty. Gun skipped school to run the cafe and found out they're in serious debt.

There's usually at least one side couple in these things. Is it going to be Win and Sound?

Gosh this sweet boy. He wants to drop the band contest to study hard and get a job that pays well so he can help his mother

Tiw and Por have the same tutor and now Tiw is giving Por life advice. Is he just there to counsel everyone else through their problems?

I love that they keep roleplaying to help each other. They are def going to take this to the bedroom when they eventually make it that far

He looks so fond I think this might be happening

Haha! This is clearly a GMM meeting room and they haven't even bothered covering the sign on the door

Oh. My god. His stage name is Winny Da Pooh. I AM DYING.

Rap battles do not fuck around

Aww look at Sound hyping up the crowd for Win

I was about to say this poor boy needs a hug but Tinn understood the assignment

Come on Tinn use your words!

FFS!

Tinn, sweetie, come on. You know what an idiot Gun is. Now he probably thinks you've got a crush on one of his bandmates. OMG I BET IT'S SOUND.

[donttalkaboutmemes]

The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh (1977) Sentence Meme

Under the cut you will find 150+ sentences from the 1977 version of The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh to use for your enjoyment!      

1.      “This could be the room of any young boy.”

2.      “His best friend is a bear.”

3.      “He was a bear of very little brain.”

4.      “When he thought he thought in the most thoughtful way he could think.”

5.      “Haven’t thought of anything? Have you?”

6.      “Think, think, think.”

7.      “Time for my stoutness exercise.”

8.      “Oh, bother!”

9.      “That buzzing noise means something.”

10.   “The only reason for being a bee is to make honey.”

11.   “The only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.”

12.   “I call it my rumbly in my tumbly song.”

13.   “It all comes from liking honey so much.”

14.   “No matter. Most likely lose it again anyway.”

15.   “Cheer up! Don’t be so gloomy!”

16.   “It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.”

17.   “If it is a good morning. Which I doubt.”

18.   “I just said to myself coming along, thinking and wondering, if you had such a thing as a balloon about you?”

19.   “What do you want a balloon for?”

20.   “You can’t fool the bees that way!”

21.   “Would you be so kind as to pull me to a muddy place of which I know of?”

22.   “There now. Isn’t this a clever disguise?”

23.   “What are you supposed to be?”

24.   “Silly old bear.”

25.   “I think the bees S-U-S-P-E-C-T something.”

26.   “Perhaps they think you’re after their honey?”

27.   “You never can tell with bees.”

28.   “Tut-tut. It looks like rain.”

29.   “I have come to a very important decision.”

30.   “These are the wrong sorts of bees.”

31.   “I think I shall come down now.”

32.   “When he put his mind to honey, he stuck to it.”

33.   “Honey rhymes with bunny.”

34.   “He uses short words like ‘how about lunch’ and ‘help yourself’.”

35.   “Lunch? Oh no. Not again.”

36.   “Is anybody at home?”

37.   “Both! Isn’t anyone here at all?”

38.   “Somebody’s there because somebody must have said nobody.”

39.   “I don’t think so. It isn’t meant to be.”

40.   “What a pleasant surprise! How about lunch?”

41.   “Would you like condensed milk or honey on your bread?”

42.   “Perhaps you’d save time if you took the whole jar.”

43.   “I must be going now. It’s almost time for supper.”

44.   “Help and bother! I’m stuck!”

45.   “It all comes from eating too much.”

46.   “It all comes of not having front doors big enough.”

47.   “Splendid day to be up and about one’s business.”

48.   “I say, are you stuck?”

49.   “You, sir, are stuck. A wedged bear in a great tightness. In a word, irremovable.”

50.   “Now, obviously this situation calls for an expert.”

51.   “I’m not in the book, but I’m at your service.”

52.   “Dash it all, he is the project.”

53.   “Big job. It’ll take two or three days.”

54.   “I always go home for lunch.”

55.   “Can’t give you an estimate. Too risky.”

56.   “Blast it all!”

57.   “I can’t stand around lollygagging all day. I’ve got a tight schedule.”

58.   “You’ve got my card. I’m not in the book, you know.”

59.   “Oh, dash it all! He’s gone!”

60.   “Here. Give me your paw.”

61.   “If we can’t pull you out, perhaps we can push you back.”

62.   “Oh dear. Having got this far, it seems a pity to waste it.”

63.   “There’s only one thing we can do. Wait for you to get thin again.”

64.   “If I have to face that…that thing…for months, I must make the best of it.”

65.   “You don’t eat them. You smell them.”

66.   “I’m working a swing-shift, you know.”

67.   “Time for my midnight snack.”

68.   “Could you spare a small smackerel?”

69.   “You have to do something about that speech impediment?”

70.   “I wasn’t going to eat it. I was just going to taste it.”

71.   “And so we come to the next chapter.”

72.   “One fine day the east wind traded places with the west wind and that turned things up a bit.”

73.   “One the way I made up a little hum.”

74.   “What’s wrong, sonny? Got yourself a headache?”

75.   “If I was you, I’d think about skedaddling out of here.”

76.   “I think I shall wish everyone a happy Windsday.”

77.   “It’s been in the family a long time. It belonged to my grandfather.”

78.   “I don’t mind the leaves that are leaving. It’s the leaves that are coming.”

79.   “Do you think you will answer yourself?”

80.   “There! That should stand against anything.”

81.   “What a refreshing day for harvesting.”

82.   “This is a surprise! Do come in and make yourselves comfortable.”

83.   “Am I correct in assuming it is a rather blustery day outside?”

84.   “I wouldn’t go so far as to call it a Windsday. Just a gentle spring zephyr.”

85.   “If you ask me, and nobody has, I say when a house looks like that it’s time to find another one.”

86.   “A thankless job. It might take a day or two, but I’ll find a new one for him.”

87.   “It was a very anxious sort of night, filled with anxious sorts of noises.”

88.   “Being a bear of very little brain, he did a very brave thing. He decided to invite the new sound in.”

89.   “Hello out there. Oh, I hope nobody answers.”

90.   “Glad to meet you! I’m new around here.”

91.   “If you’re here, well, then what’s that over there?”

92.   “What a strange looking creature! Look at those beady little eyes!”

93.   “Watch me scare the stripes off that imposter.”

94.   “He’s gone. You can come out now.”

95.   “That sticky stuff is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.”

96.   “I’d better bounce along now, chum. Cheerio!”

97.   “There was only one thing to do. Take drastic precautions.”

98.   “Am I glad to see you! It’s more friendly with two.”

99.   “Is it raining in there? It’s raining out here, too.”

100. “It was a time of great excitement.”

101.  “Look, I’ve rescued a bottle! And it’s got something in it, too!”

102.  “Chin up and all that sort of thing.”

103.   “A rescue is being thought of. Be brave!”

104.   “It’s awfully hard to be brave when you’re such a small animal.”

105.    “To divert your small mind from your unfortunate predicament I shall tell you an amusing anecdote.”

106.    “I beg your pardon but I t-think we’re coming to a very big waterfall.”

107.    “Please, no interruptions if you don’t mind.”

108.    “Excuse me, I’m here. What I mean is, here I am.”

109.    “It was a very brave thing to do.”

110.    “You’re our hero!”

111.     “As soon as the flood is over I shall give you a two party.”

112.     “This party is a hero party, because of what someone did.”

113.     “If you want to follow me, then I’ll show it to you.”

114.     “Oh dear. Mercy me.”

115.      “It’s the best house in the whole world.”

116.      “With me. You shall live with me.”

117.      “That was a very grand thing to do. A heroic thing to do.”

118.      “Can you make a one hero party into a two hero party?”

119.      “What’s all that stomping and singing and silly shenanigans?”

120.      “I sure like bouncing! Wasn’t that fun?”

121.      “The best part is when it stops.”

122.      “I think I just remembered something that I forgot to do yesterday and shan’t be able to do tomorrow, so I suppose I better go back and do it now.”

123.      “Oh yeah! I re-cog-go-nize you!”

124.      “TTFN! Ta-ta for now!”

125.      “That was just one of my little bounces!”

126.      “Messy?! Messy!? It’s ruined!”

127.      “I listened, but then I had a small piece of fluff in my ear. Could you say it again?”

128.     “It’ll take the bounce out of him.”

129.     “Now’s our chance! Quick, in here! Hide!”

130.     “He’s lost all right.”

131.     “Oh goody! This is a lot of fun!”

132.     “That’s funny. They must be lost.”

133.     “It’s a very funny thing how everything looks the same in the mist.”

134.     “It’s lucky I know the forest so well or we might get lost.”

135.     “We’ve been trying to find our way back home.”

136.      “Is your sweater warm enough?”

137.      “Why does it always have to be me? Why, oh why, oh why!”

138.       “Stop that, kid! Please! S-T-O-P.”

139.       “I was just getting see sick from seeing too much.”

140.       “What do you think you’ll answer yourself?”

141.       “For a bear of very little brains, you sure are a smart one.”

142.      “Whatever it was that made these tracks has not been joined by a whatever-it-is.”

143.       “I wasn’t exactly expecting company.”

144.       “Look! There’s something in that tree over there.”

145.       “Is it one of the fiercer animals?”

146.      “He promised! Did you hear him promise!?”

147.      “Oh, the poor dear. That’s too bad.”

148.      “Goodbye? Oh no, please. Can’t we go back to page one and do it all over again?”

149.      “All stories have an ending, you know.”

150.      “What do you like doing best in the world?”

151.      “What I like best is just doing nothing.”

152.       “How do you do just nothing?”

153.       “You know something? I am not going to do just nothing anymore.”

154.       “When I’m away just doing nothing will you come up here sometimes?”

155.       “Promise you won’t forget me, ever?”

156.       “Wherever they go and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the forest a little bear will always be waiting.”

[marthawrites]

Get To Know The Writer tag game!

Tagged by @aspen-carter and @babygirlyofthevale thank you both!!

Age: dirty 30s baby!

Pen name(s): my long time gamer tag is "marthaftw", and I adopted the nicknames "Dia" and "Syn" for two characters I used to play/roleplay - but I haven't gamed or played/wrote those characters in a very long time so that's basically irrelevant.

College/university degrees: College drop out babyyyy 🤪

Favorite books growing up: The Harry Potter series.

First "grown up" book you remember reading: The Lord of the Rings trilogy first, then The Hobbit. My grandpa's books. A forever special memory 💖

Favorite novel(s): The Shining by Stephen King. Outlander book series. Also, the A Court of Thorns and Roses series.

Favorite published writers: Neil Gaiman. I've never read anything bad from this man. He's a true gem.

Favorite book(s) of poetry: Edgar Allan Poe counts, right?

Favorite children's book(s): Honestly I love the Little Bear books/show, as well as Curious George and Winnie the Pooh 🥰

Favorite movie/show adaptions: HANDS MFING DOWN The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Like, nothing will ever top it in my mind. It's perfection.

What do you listen to while you write?: I'm gonna out myself as a fucking freak with this one, but: about half the time I don't listen to anything. I enjoy silence and it doesn't happen very often around here. The other half of the time it's typically instrumental music, ambience music, or the Skyrim soundtrack. Occasionally I'll turn one of my random playlists/stations on and roll with whatever it gives me.

What do you drink while you write?: I'm a big water drinker, so normally just ice water. Or coffee! Sometimes soda.

Favorite piece you've ever written: Oh. Uhm. Hm... WELL. Literally all my writing is self indulgent so I'm gonna be a dweeb and say: go look at my masterlist. It's all there ♥

Favorite fanfiction you've read recently: There's so many insanely talented writers here I struggle to pick a favorite favorite. Please go check out my #other peoples writing tag because I share lots of goodies there!

(no pressure) Tagging: @st-eve-barnes @targaryenbrainrot @its-actually-minicika @ruby-dragon @humanpurposes @lost-and-founds @xfancyuu @exitpursuedbyavulcan and anyone else who wants to do it!

[waltrp]

how lucky am i to have something that makes saying goodbye hard to. - winnie the pooh.

after ten incredible years, the admins of waltrp have decided to close its doors. ten years is not a small feat. it is one we recognize and are so proud of. when we opened in 2013, we never imagined that the roleplay would grow into what it is today. we thank our members for helping us mold and shape this place into something that became like a second home to many. with the changing seasons of our lives come new beginnings and endings. as much as we love this place the admin team feels the time to say goodbye to our little corner of the tumblrsphere has come. to our current members, you are welcome to keep roleplaying on the dash with each other if you wish. out of respect we only ask that you do not use walt muses you have not auditioned for given they were written by us specifically for the group. characters you have applied for you are more than welcome to roleplay as given time, love, and development were put into them. we want to thank everyone who has crossed paths with us and called walt an ohana for a moment in time. thank you for sharing your time, talents, energy, and space with us. thank you for the laughs, the memories, the tears, and the love that we shared. it's been a wild but fun ride with you all. thank you for the magic that we made. signing off for the last time your admins of waltrp, Zulema, Bee, Cait & Bea.

[aslyfcx]

@mezmeron​ sent: 3. on what platform did you start RPing?  4. what made you choose this muse? 18. did you ever play a muse for more than a year?

munday asks (accepting)

3. on what platform did you start RPing?

I started roleplaying on Paigeeworld since it was my first platform to roleplay on until I moved over to Amino and I found out later that Paigeeworld shut down.

4. what made you choose this muse?

I chose Nick Wilde, because I love writing animals especially anthropomorphic animals more than humans and other creatures. I write two orange characters and those are Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot Games) and Tigger (Winnie the Pooh). Apparently, I have a habit of picking up orange characters and writing them.

18. did you ever play a muse for more than a year?

I wrote Frisk from Undertale for about two years and I still write them to this day, so yes I did write a muse for more than a year.