#witchy wife + witchy bf

[feelslikegold]

they’re honestly so hot like ……look at them

[professionallydeadinside]

OH BOY!

So there's this lesbian couple, to everyone knows, because the butch one is extremely extroverted. She's cool, and tiny, sitting at about 5'3. She is consistently tan from being working in the field so much, and she's strong to show it too. She tends to always have dirt covering her overalls, which always tends to match whatever color or pattern her wife is wearing. Her wife on the other hand, is tall (5'10), pale, and very much a homebody, and dresses very much cottage core, and gives off witchy vibes. Which, rumor has it, is what she is. People swear up and down that they can hear howls from the farm about once a month, which is very weird because they don't own any dogs, and nobody has seen a wolf except for that one time years ago. Their son is just as sweet as both of them, though in all honesty, he always looks sickly. He doesn't act like it though, in fact, he's very strong and loves to pick up his boyfriend, the mayor's son. He's seen helping both of his mom's weather in the field or in the kitchen. The families bakery items are to die for, and many people have fought for it. This always seems to get a smirk on him and his mother's faces. None of them are afraid to speak their minds, and all three of them love to have people over, though they have a strange habit about inviting people in one at a time. A lot of people are convinced that their son has autism, since he likes to count everything multiple times, and is very strict on manners and whatnot. This does not matter to his boyfriend, who will gladly jump into his arms at all times and perch on his shoulder like he belongs there, preening.

-Kirk anon

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS I FUCKIGN LOVE THEMMMMMMM Also the mayors bf just jumping into farm boy's arms........cute.......

[saint-gerard-of-arc]

AKDJSKFJKSKFJS IM GLAD IM NOT ALONE 😭😭 ITS A SCARY WORLD NOT BEING ABLE TO JUST?? BE SMOOTH LIKE SOME PEOPLE 😂

like another time one of my friends told me to text my crush (other friend and other crush) and she went as far as to give me his number and tell me to basically just ask him something about the class we shared together??? And for like 6 months after I never wanted to text ANYONE again 😂😂

But text guy has nothing on fuck me guy litterally, both in looks and uh... Awkwardness... My awkwardness. Idk if he heard me, I kinda mumbled it but I also don't know if he heard me and just didn't say anything

lmfao regardless I'm gonna die alone dude I swear 😂😭

Oh my god I FEEL this so DEEPLY in my bones 😭😭😭 you made me remember of that time I had to tell my crush that I liked him and I had to down a whole ass bottle of rum to build up the courage. It still didn't go well for other reasons like the fact that I already had a bf at the time or that I looked like a trash gremlin with green hair , but fuck, how do other people even go through social interaction while sober and not have a heart attack in the process???? Beats me, really

[littlemessyjessi]

Wintery Themed Requests are OPEN! CHRISTMAS, YULE , WINTER!!!! SQUEE!

Hello my Gingerbread Men, Sugar Plum Fairies, Santa’s Elves and Winter Sprites! 

I am happy to announce that winter themed requests are now OPEN!!!!! 

So this includes wintery, christmas and yule themed asks! 

So you can submit requests for imagines, headcanons, gif blurbs for fanfictions!

Some of the things I like writing for here lately include Harry Potter (of course), With a strong influence on the Marauder Era.  Also, pretty much anything Tolkien.  I like Twilight and I am not ashamed to say that.  Team Emmett forever.  With a side of Jasper Hale if ya nasty.  And I am.  I’ve recently become obsessed with Timothee Chalamet  (like every other person in the world) because he is a rather beautiful creature.  Ben Barnes and Aaron Taylor Johnson have my heart.   Partially b/c of James Potter and Sirius Black.  Partially b/c they are breathtaking.  I also forever stan the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Penny Dreadful, The Vampire Diaries, The Haunting of Hill House, Hemlock Grove, Supernatural, Dracula (1992) and Dracula Untold with Luke Evans, Sons of Anarchy, The Descendants, Vikings, ect.  

And honestly I just like a lot of stuff so just ask me if you’re curious.   I also do monster bf/gf writings.  I do witchy content.  And I like to do original works of my own as well so if you want me to do some with my original characters just let me know.  I know a lot of people ask about Mason, lol.  The literal eternal stud and his fiesty italian reader wife.   So yeah.  

But you can also just submit wintery asks if you’d like to know something and to be in the holiday feels with me!  

I love the holiday season! Personally, I am pagan so celebrate Yule but I do have family that celebrates Christmas and therefore I have celebrated with them for years! Plus I love Santa so there’s that, lol. 

So, that being said, if you want to submit asks that are related to winter/yule/christmas then feel free! Also, if you want to send me holiday feels in form of good things to read, playlists, noms that you think I should try, blast that ask box!  I’m all too happy to respond and spread the holiday cheer! 

Also, I plan to do some prompt list and other fun specials this month as I really do love this time of year!  Stay tuned, lovelies and don’t be shy! 

Come holla at ya girl underneath the mistletoe...(the ask box) and let’s jingle this jangle. 

Yes that was cringy. No, I don’t care.  

Happy Holiday season, my loves. May you be filled with cheer to the very brim.  Each and every one of you are so so special.  I love you so much and I want you to have all the good things in life, my sweets. 

All my love, 

Mama Kennysaurus 

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Love, Kenny

[yourcupidchuu]

.... and they lived happily ever after ✨

Chuu: today i can finally say i'm marrying the love of my life @badboyjinie i promise i will be the best wife i love you so so much mon bonheur ❤️

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[amazingspiderhan]

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[carseer]

. ﾟ * ｡ ･   ( madelyn cline / cisfemale / she/her ) — wait, is that CARSON PHILLIPS walking down the street? i’ve heard the EIGHTEEN year old SENIOR at HARBOR VIEW HIGH SCHOOL  ( who also works at the book basement )  happens to be a SEER. apparently they’re really -CYNICAL & -SARCATIC, but surprisingly +CREATIVE & +LOYAL.  I always think of SMEARS OF PAINT and ICED COFFEE when i hear their name.  (hailey, 20, she/her, gmt-7)

name: carson valerie phillips birthday: may 19 gender: cisfemale sexuality: bisexual

personality.

+ loyal,  carefree,  artistic - cynical,  sarcastic,  jaded

aesthetic.

ripped jeans / paint smears on skin / the quirk of an eyebrow / laughing until your stomach hurts / offering food to wild animals / rolled eyes / crying in the bathroom stall / overheating lava lamps / weird paintings / record players / scraped elbows / windswept hair / skateboard overflowing with stickers / spilled iced coffee 

about.  triggers:  suicide,  dementia, seizures

carson was born and raised in king’s grove and is known as a local – but not for the best of reasons.  when she was ten, her mother was diagnosed with severe dementia.  at fourteen,  her mother walked herself into the nearest lake and didn’t come out until she was fished out.  no one knows if it was recklessness or lack of caution or simply suicide that marie phillips was lost to, but the phillips family had an air of tragedy to them after that.

it didn’t help that carson started having seizures soon after her mother died.  carson,  a little too honest as always,  said she would see things,  monsters or angels before she would seize up,  but of course the doctors didn’t believe her.  they sent her to therapy,  which she promptly ditched for a whole year.

her father,  jeremy phillips,  is a local bartender.  he’s become a bit of an absentee dad since the loss of his wife.  he means well,  but he isn’t around ;  he likes to work long shifts and can’t stand how much carson resembles her mother.

while the loss of her mother left her cynical at too young of an age, carson adopted escapist tendencies when she would grab any and every book to get her mind off it and wander into whatever world they were exploring today.  she became an avid reader to clear her mind and escape to a better world

long story short she cries really hard once a month about how she can’t go to hogwarts and gets depressed bc she doesnt have a hot werewolf bf ://

on the other hand,  she has NO IDEA just how close to the truth she is when it comes to the supernatural.  it’s only a handful of times that she seizes up or gets visions ---- there’s like a 70% chance she won’t see seize up she touches someone supernatural.  on the other hand,  she sporadically has visions about people,  supernatural or not,  when she touches them.  it’s usually smth about their past / present / future,  but she’s super dumb and definitely doesn’t realize this is what those visions are. 

she literally has no clue the supernatural actually exist.  she would absolutely seize up if she found out,  but if there were to be LOUDLY COUGHS a plot where maybe some witches were able to suppress her seizures / help her reduce them,  she would so badly want to know more !!!! 

i know i said she was dumb,  but she’s like common-sense-dumb but hella book smart.  she’s that bitch who needs to be smarter than you out of spite

she’s always open to making new friends,  but sometimes finds it difficult due to the fact that she’s a wise-ass and rlly sarcastic BUT she’s intensely loyal to the friends she does have and will do anything for them !!!!! 

she’s disgusting and will try to befriend any wild animal,  no matter the cost to her

she just wants to be soft and have more than one (1) friend  (see: rebecca ‘bex’ dyson) but she’s mean and cynical :((

think:  girl next door if she were sad and a little mean and a bit feral but still has a good heart and BOOM that’s carson !!

potential relationships.

childhood friends-  this would be someone who has known carson since they were little !  they’re close,  despite the fact that carson tried to push them away when her mother died.

potential love interest-  carson has a thing for bad influences ;  hmu if your character might fit the bill !!!!  we love drama !!!!!!  on the other hand,  a good influence who’s interested in her could be fun too,  since she’s horribly self - destructive.

enemies ??-  i’d really love to see someone who’s really at the top of the social food chain who carson just despises, but she despises them in that way that she’s also kinda attracted to them ??  idk but i’m here for it.  i’ll literally never put a cap on how many relationships of this either bc she hates so many jocks fhdsjfhkd

unrequited / one - sided crush- i’m a sucker for these plots.  whichever party can be the one with the crush,  or maybe they both have crushes on each other and won’t do anything about it !  who knows !!!

some witches that could maybe help her out !!- basically someone could figure out that she’s not actually crazy and that carson is a seer and that’s why she has the occasional seizure !  maybe they could help her surpress the seizures with some witchy help and explain the supernatural stuff to her because she so badly wants this all to be real even if it is scary sometimes :((

i’m always open to plotting more relationships,  these are just a few off the top of my head !

[kinetic-elaboration]

May 20: 2x19 A Private Little War

Yet again, I feel like it is Friday. It’s not!!

Today’s ep is... unusual. I always think of it as weird because it’s not as optimistic as most TOS episodes; it’s not even a little bittersweet, more like downright bleak. I remember the first time I watched it, thinking, ‘....oh? that’s it then? no solution? we’re just gonna up and leave?’

Appropriate for a very obvious Vietnam allegory, especially one airing in 1967, but still... this is utopian science fiction! Show me people doing better!

It’s not even a complaint because I do think it was very gutsy to air an ep like this and I appreciate that they went there, so to speak.

But tbh it also felt different in other ways, too. It’s hard to put my finger on it... maybe because there wasn’t much sci fi (other than.. everyone being aliens). Maybe it was the extensive amount of time spent on new characters, and how little time was spent on the Enterprise or with most of the crew. Maybe it was the witch.

Anyway, some specific thoughts:

Oh, the brash young Lt. Kirk...exploring a planet for the first time.

Tyree? His “old friend”? Could that be an ex-boyfriend? I’m going to read it that way, just for fun.

Oh, no, Spock!

Twice in five minutes, Kirk was going to just straight up ignore the “don’t interfere, don’t use your weapons” policy--and it was his policy! But in his defense, someone was about to kill his ex-boyfriend, and then someone tried to kill his space husband, so he had his reasons.

M’Benga!!

How is he supposed to concentrate on the Klingons when Spock is hurt?

Thirteen years ago... okay, just gonna do some math--he was 21. That’s a little young for a lieutenant.

Uhura knows her history.

“Old style hand laser.” When do I get one of those?

Everyone’s really ganging up on Kirk here. Rude. Don’t they know his Spock is in the hospital?

So he’s like “screw this, gonna go see Spock now.”

No replacement Vulcan organs on hand? That’s too bad; gonna have to rely on Vulcan self-healing to just like... grow some new ones I guess.

Kirk needs his BFF down on the planet with him.

“Native costumes.”

Kirk is very troubled today, I think. “I’m just going to disobey direct orders so I can see my ex.”

He’s so idealistic, too... Maybe a little naive, but he is like that. He just sees this beautiful planet where the people are peaceful, and maybe it’s a little bit of a Pastoral Fantasy and there’s a bit of paternalism in it but... he’s not entirely wrong. No one should interfere and maybe they are just... better than humans. Like young Jim Kirk found these people and fell in with them as a whole and probably one in particular and I think that’s nice.

Omg fuzzy animal!

“Bones vaporized a native specimen.” That’s one way to put it, mom.

Those wigs are truly terrible.

Bones has nice arms.

They are not carrying Kirk particularly carefully here... just kinda letting his head loll around there

Oh no Tyree’s wife! Sorry, Jim.

“They are compassionate and gentle.”

Aw, gotta keep Jim all nice and warm and snuggly.

Honestly, I love her outfit.

She cast a spell to make him fall in love with her. Well, that’s an explanation.

“It brought up evil beasts from my soul.” Hot.

She immediately knows who “the friend from long ago” is lol. Must have told a lot of stories about Jim. His friend. His special friend. The “friend” of his younger days.

“He was made my brother.” The no-homo short cut for explaining an inexplicably strong male bond.

“Self-induced hypnosis, you say? You mean he’s conscious? He noticed me fondling his hand?”

...Is that a rat king? Oh, no, just a moving root.

McCoy’s like “I gotta learn how to do this.”

Tyree looks like Jeremy Renner in a bad wig.

JAMES??? JAMES YOU SAY? Has literally anyone ever called him James? Tyree’s own little special name for him? I was half-joking about the ex-bf thing but now I’m kinda serious.

Kirk is such a nerd. He just jumps at the opportunity to give a little presentation about the witch people.

Another Homoerotic Thing is the obligatory Female Character who’s now been sexually linked to both of them, providing a sort of bridge of association between the Very Straight Men.

“You will let him die when you have weapons to make him powerful and safe?” She has a good point.

“That’s what’s bothering me: the something we may have to do.”

Bones’s Southern accent really comes out on “killing is stupid and useless”

Scotty is so confused by all this hitting and madness! In his defense, it is straight up weird. Can you imagine Vulcans just, like, hitting each other? In the hospital?

In case you weren’t aware, these references to “20th century wars in Asia” should alert you to the Allegorical Nature of the Narrative.

This is all so sad. I don’t even really have commentary past that, it’s just... they’re both right, and there aren’t good answers. Other than I guess, expelling the Klingons. But even then the damage would probably be done. And Bones is just so good and so pure-hearted. Kirk is too but he’s also practical. And perhaps influenced by magic? I find that rather unnecessary to explaining his thought process here. He’s already gone rogue and in a sense, he’s in over his head. And he already has an inherent motivation to protect his friend.

Ah ha, Jim’s romantic music is playing. I don’t entirely get this scene outside of having an obligatory Jim Kiss scene lol. And to show how good Tyree is. And perhaps how mercenary Nona is?

I must say, I love this animal!

And I love Tyree. He doesn’t want to use weapons; he doesn’t want to fight; he doesn’t want to kill; and he won’t kill even when he sees Nona with another man.

The moment Jim took the rock from Tyree... so charged...

Flintlocks? Serpents? Really time to confuse Scotty now.

So it really does end with “Well that’s just how it is and how it has to be bye now.”

Another weird thing is that this is all tied to the Klingons, like they essentially started it, but we don’t really know what happens to them. Like, they broke the treaty, and Kirk and Bones have proof of that. Will this cause a much greater Diplomatic Incident? Will they continue arming the villagers, forcing the Federation to continue arming the hill people? To some degree, this doesn’t really matter--this ep isn’t about the Star Trek Extended Universe, it’s about breaking down the situation in Vietnam through the use of metaphor, but still. Questions are raised.

I think this is quite an ambitious episode, and even though I think in general it feels...unusual, I tentatively think the level of ambition is on par with S1.

I had mixed feelings about Nona. I loved her whole aesthetic and her witchy woman vibes and I do enjoy a Strong Female Villain. I think she was interesting in that she wasn’t really on either side--I got the impression that the witches were neither villagers nor hill people, and she really didn’t seem to have allegiance to anyone but herself. She wasn’t faithful to Tyree and she wanted to give the phaser to the villagers at the end, I suspect for the exact reason she said: she considered their leader to be the stronger one. She was also a necessary story element in a way, because the villagers were being egged on by the Klingons, but the hill people weren’t really egged on by anyone. Furthermore, I thought it was notable that, despite her power both literal and narrative, she was still subject to disrespect and sexual assault by the village men, which I didn’t see as punishment but more like... a commentary on gender, in a way.

All that being said... the Bad Woman made me do it is a little... not sure how I feel about THAT lol.

This was a very interesting Kirk and Bones episode. It really showed them both off well, and their friendship. And of course we see a lot of Kirk here: his history, his idealism, his optimism, but also how he is more pragmatic than Bones, and used to being the Captain that makes hard decisions, without even Starfleet backup.

Nice to see Bones showing off his bad ass side too.

So here’s the real question: is Tyree pre-Gary Mitchell, or from one of their “off” periods in the on-and-off relationship? Mom and I have decided he’s pre-Gary and I think that’s right. The 13-years-ago clue is a better one than the lieutenant clue, but if Kirk really was 21, he was way too young to have known Gary yet. Also I really do think he was at his most naive and impressionable pre-Gary.

Woah it is too late and I am TIRED.

Next is Return to Tomorrow, which is one of my FAVE eps. A really sleeper classic imo.

[chupacabrasmustdie]

I just want to write/draw the corniest, sappiest shit post Blood and Wine. Let Geralt have a couple of happy years with his witchy wife and vampire bf. Exercising while Regis sketches his portrait in between notes on mutagens and grape leaves' studies, napping outdoors against Yennefer as she goes through every book ever written on the duchy of Toussaint

[mesmerizingflowers]

Have a witchy and magical New Year, my petals! I hope you love yourself more in the coming year and let yourself grow into any plant of your liking (hehe). :) Update: Starting 2018, I’m going to be making custom made story-books for anyone who wants them! :) For your wife/husband, bf/gf, mom, dad, sisters and brothers, or even yourself - it’s a gift found nowhere else and it’s unique in the world. I’m only just starting so my website is not yet finished, but you can start ordering right now via my inbox if you wish. :) Have a lovely day and a perfect New Year’s Eve! ✿

[feelslikegold]

#witchy wife + witchy bf <----- these tags but danny is the witchy bf who didn't ever think he would be, he just ended up tagging along a lot with jake like the perfect golden retriever bf and starts picking up things. "saw this crystal today, thought of you." "did you make sure to blow cinnamon in the doorway on the first, jake? are you sure?" "i started giving this crow outside some of my sunflower seeds, and it brought me a quarter! is that a familiar?"

you have me KICKING MY FEET?????

[a-small-excited-druid]

Get to know me!

I was tagged by @strangerpeach (on my main/personal blog but I’ll do it on here!)
 Rules: Answer these questions, and tag 20 followers that you would like to get to know better.

Name: Chance Nickname: None really Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw Height: 5’ 8" Favourite Book Series: There’s so many to choose from. Probably the Night Angel series

Favourite Fictional Characters: Kvothe (the king killer chronicles), Kylar (Night Angel Series) Edward Kenway (Assassins Creed: BF), Jessie McCree, Genji, Zenyatta (Overwatch) Favourite Flower: Roses or Iris Favourite Scents: Campfires Favourite Color: Green! Favourite Animals: Birds (specifically Ravens), and cats. And snakes. Favourite Artist/Band: it changes all the damn time. Right now I’m on a Zebrahead kick. I like punk rock. Coffee, Tea or Hot Cocoa?: Tea mostly. But I mostly drink water Average Hours of Sleep: Maybe like 4-6? I sleep Like shit. Number of Blankets: 1, sometimes ½ if my wife steals some. Dream Trip: Ireland, Jerusalem, China Last Thing You Googled: Military Diet Plan Blog Created: no idea How Many Blogs Do I Follow: too many to count Number of followers : I think about 1300, give or take What I Usually Post About: Pagan stuff, lots of pretty nature pictures. Magick, plant care, stuff like that. What I Reblog: Spells, Recipes (for spells), Crystals, Nature/Forests, Runes, Witchy Aestetic, and basically everything I mentioned above. (I didn’t even have to change this one from @strangerpeach ’s response, lol.

I honestly don’t know who to tag, but I’d love to see some of my followers do this!

[amazingspiderhan]

Guess where ya boi is at? We in a family trip in Jeju Island y’all! 🏖🏝

Also I’m matching outfits with my wife @chatwithchuu 💕

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[amazingspiderhan]

I’m so happy for my son @your-hyunjin and my future daughter in law @babieyuqi . Congratulations you two, I love you both very much!!💕💕 I’m also decided to go matching with my wife @chatwithchuu 💖💖

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