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nihoniums-oc-emporium · 2 years

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Sadly I was busy all day and couldn't draw anything for Halloween so just imagine all my trolls and humans partying hard ok? Ok

#niho's ramble #with your trolls too. even.#Lillic is a witch Spetin is her black cat #Slatum is a sexy ancestor. maybe a sexy Paramour if I'm feeling cheeky #Nigrip is uuuuuh Slasher w/ a mask #Jet is a sheet ghost ( lazy )

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ohposhers · 9 months

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i think i do this thing where i subconsciously hit my favorite characters with the babygirlification beam when i draw them so if you're wondering why john dory always looks like a slut thats why

#it happens every time im not even joking #i dont mean to dude i just draw them and then i sit back and realize i drew them way too pretty #floyd and john dory with the slutty eyes eat your heart out #john dory trolls #idk man im tired merry christmas #trolls #this is not something i can control

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koppaiterocker · 9 months

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This account does NOT forgive King Peppy

#FYM YOURE MAKING CANDY NECKLACES WITH HIM AFTER FINDING OUT HE HID YOUR EXISTENCE FROM YOUR SISTER #SHOW ME YOUR RAGE VIVA #id be angry even if i was poppy #okay. i *am* poppy but i split off the first movie in 2016 so #YOU GET IT #like even the rest of the trolls dude if i was a putt putt troll and found out my king had a legacy of “no troll left behind”#i would be put on a watchlist because i would spend every day trying to assassinate him #/dramatic #but come on. are you joking #“peppy was traumatized from that day too” WELL AT LEAST HE WAS AT HOME #AND NOT LIVING IN THE DARK IN FEAR #F O R 20 Y E A R S #and a few months #me vs the indescribable rage i can feel at 5 inch creatures #dreamworks trolls #trolls #beeps yapping

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ratatatastic · 1 month

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"Aaron, when you almost fell on the ice with the Stanley Cup—" "Oh, Jesus..." "It's s—o stupid..." "—I mean. Yo, and it would've been okay, man! Like, you know what? You'd be like, 'Oh! He's one of us!' you know? Did you catch yourself? Did you feel yourself slipping a little bit? I think it's kind-of heavy, right?" "My theory is: that I stepped on, like—one of those confettis, maybe? That fall from the sky. That's my theory. 'Cuz it was just a little slide then I turn and I was fine. Did you see Barky almost fell on the TV camera cord as well? Did you see that?" "Oh, shit." "Yeah, there's so much stuff on the ice..." "It was right after he took it from Gary [Bettman] and he put it up and he—Well, I mean he didn't fall. He didn't come anywhere close to falling 'cuz he's Jesus on the ice... on those edges he's incredible..."

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)

nothing delights me more than ekky getting ribbed for being clumsy and instead of just taking it he has to drag sasha down with him XD like oh? i almost fell WELL DID YOU SEE BARKY—girl PIPE DOWN THIS IS ABOUT YOU BABY. BARKY AINT GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH THIS.

every angle (x)(x) of the almost ekky spill is so funny man and i love to embarrass this man SO FOR THE FOLKS AT HOME ROLL THE CLIP

i think its soooo funny when he says my theory is the confetti sabotaged me 🤓👌 because if you look at the footage

GIRL WHERE. just admit your ankle got weirdly bendy and screeched in after a hard game it happens to the best of us man

also him throwing sasha under the bus especially because i was like huh? sasha almost tripped over a cord? i definitely wouldve noticed that TRUST ME so i looked at the footage to see what he was talking about....

"did you see barky almost fell on the tv camera cord?" (x)

"did you see that?" yeah. did you. did you see the way he didnt not even move at all when he went past it yeah YEAH (x)

me when i lie and want an excuse to not be the only guy thrown under the bus so i bring up a completely nonconsequential annecdote so i can change the narrative of being the only clumsy guy on the ice despite the fact i very much am, and other such things

"hes jesus on the ice" and other normal things to say about your captain while you smile sweetly and reminisce upon him and his amazing skating abilities

#aaron ekblad #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #i love confronting ekky with his most embarrassing moments #and i think being one of the only guys to almost eat shit with the cup is SO EMBARRASSING #but baby couldnt handle being the only guy to get teased about it he has to involve sasha LMAOOOO #but also him quickly admitting sasha didnt fall at all too #FOLDED SO QUICK HUH #COULDNT EVEN STICK TO YOUR GUNS WHEN YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND LONGER HUH #the lady doth protests too much #its okay he redeems himself by complimenting sasha in such a fashion i just stared at my kitchen tiles for a good minute there #“he didnt come anywhere close to falling cuz hes jesus on the ice... on those edges hes incredible...” is a quote and a half for sure #hey man do you like need a few minutes alone or sumn?#bud you can go take care of that #(insert the tails get trolled meme)#everyday im subjected to the utter insanity that comes out of ekkys mouth and i have to continue living my life like nothing happened #may god help us all #feeling very normal about your captain #sasha love clubs standing chairman

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thecontentsmp · 1 year

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winsweep and RAT are kismesis send ask

HOMESTUCK??? IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER???????

#NO #NONONONONO #GOD PLEASE NO #WE AREN'T EVEN GOING TO ENTERTAIN THIS #IT'S JOEVER #TAKE YOUR TROLLS AND LEAVE #I CAN'T RELIVE THE HORROR #HELP #WE'VE GONE TOO TUMBLR CORE #content smp #contentsmp #character asks #homestuck

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walking-fnaf-encyclopedia · 9 months

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yk whats really funny to me? people tend to characterize lolbit as highly aggressive, but like.. its not. like genuinely, it doesnt ever kill you. it just.. what, stops you from using stuff?

if anything, its the least dangerous sister location animatronic??

AND its one of the helpful animatronics in fnaf world!! it provides you with all sorts of helpful bytes! and dee dee (also a shopkeeper in fnaf world, and originating from there like lolbit) in the main games is only characterized as a nuisance by fans, not aggressive. if anything dee dee is worse - they dont offer a way for you to stop them like lolbit does, and you have to scramble to figure who the hell was added because they could very well kill you.

#vr doesnt really count thats made by fazco #and its in vr so if lolbit could legitimately jumpscare you anywhere without killing you itd be there #and weve seen that purely-software characters can do things to the actual person if they so desire (and if they have enough power)#(<-talking abt glitchtrap ofc)#i think everyones like oh its just funtime foxy but software and a lil goofy cause of the lol stuff #WRONG it just likes to fuck w ppl #lolbit is literally just a troll. yeah it knows ur home address and full name but it solely uses that to send you glitter bombs and a large+#cardboard box filled to the brim w spaghetti #it has one v v simple request; type L-O-L and itll leave you and your stuff be #and even if you dont it just blocks off ur stuff #i also love dee dee this is not dissing them!!!! fucking love that little nuisance !!!!!#the only acceptable capitalists are mendo lolbit and dee dee. my fav capitalists too #n e ways…… lolbit my darling #and dee dee my darling. they were just the closest example to lolbit in how they are in canon #x #x chatter #fnaf #lolbit #dee dee

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dapg-otmebytheballs · 3 months

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Actually sickened right now

#idk how you deal with waking up to messages from another friend pushed out of your community #like so many people who talked about this had the experience of people just. stopping to engage with them #and there's always this patronising way of talking and then the anon hate and the vagueposting and the concern trolling #marginalisation works in every little aspect of your life truly and it works in such insidious ways #and I'm too sick and sad rn to even think in terms of larger social structures. I just know I'm seeing my friends and people like me leave #being asked and requested and rudely told to leave #and I just know how alone it feels to see that happen #fuck this

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boopsloop363 · 27 days

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You send yourself all of those flirty anons.

Brother only a woman could come up with a compliment as backhanded as calling someone "normal pretty not movie pretty"

#ive got anons I cant even publish that are way too steamy lmao #when I told my friends about the attention I'd been getting they told me all sorts of things #they told me not to get too excited #'its probably just some dude trolling you don't play along'#if only people like y'all could let go of those cynical beliefs #maybe you'd get women wanting to start a cult in your honor too #or anons talking about being my maid #when i got deleted someone slid into my dms calling me husband LMAO #I've got nothing to prove to you anon lol #whether you think their mine or not the flirty anons will keep pouring in >:3c

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josephinekhawaja · 2 years

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Been seeing posts around proposing Satine and Bo-Katan Kryze as respectively the Star Wars Elsa and Anna...

...given obvious visual and probably other parallels. And I do see what they see, this is the way. But just immediately hilarious to me on another level as Anna endgames with a more working-class dude with 'zero social skills', who starts off as not exactly her favourite person in the universe or at that to be stuck with. And whose dearest companion is assuredly non-human because humans are overrated as at least half the song goes (facts though, Kristoff -- where is the lie). Perfection.

#Way too many candidates out of 3 seasons to be singing Fixer Upper to Bo-Katan...way too many.#And every clan of the Mandalorian diaspora are the trolls.#Saying fixer-upper would be the most diplomatic way of putting the Din Djarin damsel-in-distress era we are in.#Disaster Din #Din Djarin x Bo-Katan Kryze #Din x Bo-Katan #Din-Katan #Din Djarin and Kristoff Bjorgman both be thick boys.#Would Sven be more of a pet though?#Hard to think of him as anything less than family.#Even if more sibling dynamic than anywhere near the sacredness of parent-child.#Olaf and Sven are the brothers-in-law of each half of the family...why am I even secondguessing myself.#Din's zealotry would be more the counterpart for Anna being called out for getting engaged to someone she just met that day though #so gender flip with that.#You can DIE TRYING to redeem yourself to your cult if It's True Love.#enemies-to-friends-to-lovers road trip shenanigans #the Armourer and all the rest would be the Prince Hans equivalent in terms of potential villain reveal then #They better sleep with one eye open for me after possibly sending Din Djarin to his Admiral Akbar trap in the mines of Mandalore.#The entirety of the internet is losing its mind over literally one episode #and I am just chilling here and cackling🍷🍾.#crack for the tag #Thought we could use a little lightheartedness in here given all the incoming infighting in this fandom should this ship sail⚔.#dinbo

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gronjon44 · 2 years

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So that new Troll Movie that came out is really great btw you should go watch h it

#troll #troll 2022 #listen #i dont watch alot of troll films #but this film even got my dads attention #and he doesnt watch foreign film often #so yes go watch it #and watch Mountain King and Troll Huntee too while your at it

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dirt-str1der · 1 year

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Do you consider any of the non protagonist yakuza girls well writen?

I think none of them had rights

#Thanks for the ask !#like you have to actively like girls to notice them theyre inconsequential #also who is this why are you sewing discorse in my inbox #i spelled discourse wrong. my mom ordered the dog trainers to train ollie right now because he is insane and hes eating soo many treats #not because hes a good boy but because they are tossing that shit at him #they were literally almost there with yasuko #i thought her story was so fucking interesting ...#like its really not a fault of the girls they are all pretty good characters in their own right #like we have a variety of them too. we had miss tatsu who was out there turning guys inside out but she randomly had to go get kidnapped in #order to complete kiryus training arc. like how funny would it be for the whole thing to be staged and miss tatsus like Lol good job kiryu #for passing my test. oh this guy ? yeah he did get the better of me but i kicked the shit out of him then roped him into my schemes. dont #you think practical application is more effective than training ? anyway theres nothing more i can teach you but you can come train whenevr #we didnt even get an in game appearance for yuko but apparently she was a massive troll but too cute to get into any real trouble #mirei was. . . i literally said ‘are you kidding me’ when they revealed what happened to her like seriously ? is this real ? they did #that ? like literally she should have been living it up in cahoots with katsuya and being so sexy and divorced forever. she should have #faked her death because every single parentsl figure haruka had leaves her. and god haruka like honest to god i love that she just ran off #like that i thought it was so kiryu of her to be an absent father. but also my friends have all brought up very good points which is that #haruka should NOT have gone back to morning glory like she should have stayed in ono michi with her loser girlfriend whos a boyfriend with #her new extended family and only go back every now and then to see her siblings honestly i hated that .... like girl spread your wings ..#choose where you want to roost stop going back !! just get out !!!!!! its literally okay to tell the rest of your family ‘i dont wanna wipe #your asses forever i love you guys but im out of here’. and god i .. as much as i loved y0 makoto should have left her shitassed husband #girl had a whole ass baby with him ... find someone better im sorry ..!!! like whatever i know that thst was the ‘best’ option for her and #she deserves financial stability and a rich doctor husband but she also deserves crazy sex with a girl with one eye #i think what yumi did was awesome but like. actually i have no complaints about yumi. wait no i do. kazama was a shitass for marrying her #off to that politician because he couldnt stand having a woman in his house. im now thinking of that unecessarily hot doctor from y0 wtf was #her deal. and god the unnecessarily hot cho-han lady from y5.. oh wait ako had rights. she fell in love with kiryu at first sight then got #over him which is literally the best thing a girl could do for herself. PLUS she throws molotovs and is generally awesome #i cant remember any other girl. oh yeah god reina. .. reina .... god milky though .... i think she was fantastic and i want her badly. and #yayoi fucking disappeared after a certain point in time and ran off to another city with her baby daddy and sugared him to open a bar #well its not canon but im certain thats what happened because she literally went radio silence like girl where are you ....

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lydiaalin · 2 years

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I don't think yrsa looks pathetic I think she looks like a wife *gets down on one knee*

are you saying she can't both be pathetic and be a wife?

#like she's very competent and skilled don't get me wrong #she'll carry all your logs and catch fish w her bare hands and she can sneak up to and kill deer or shoot near anything from a distance #day 4 she even killed a troll but like #she also forgets to move out of the way of falling trees and gets bullied by greydwarves throwing rocks at her #and she tore down and rebuilt her house like four times (and she'll do it again!)#if it was a thing like in rdr2 I'm sure she would've gotten knocked down by boars a couple of times too

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deus-ex-mona · 2 years

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open invitation to everyone who hates reading my tls and stuff~

#special shoutout to this one particular person who may be gaining access to my tls in a very ???? way #bc dudeeee aren’t we mutually blocked? like i think they had me blocked long before i started tling bc i ship aiyuu so i’m???????#and i keep my hottest takes (esp about the [redacted] anime) out of the main tags so how are you even finding my stuff lmfaooooooooooooo #but anyway! translating is just a hobby of sorts for me and i’m mostly tling for myself and my own amusement anyway~#so if you don’t like ‘em you don’t have to read em~~~ you can always make your own tls too!! the floor is yours~~~#but if you wanna duke it out 1v1 my asks and dms are open👀👀👀#sorry for the weird post y’alls this has been weighing on my mind a little for the past few hours lol #anyways chuutan and asuna are the biggest salty troll moods ever ok bye #oh! and if you think this post is about you，dw it’s not~. this person and i are mutually blocked lol there’s no way that they’re seeing this #…maybe. hopefully. lol. but if you are dude… why are you here lol. didn’t you block me for a reason (read: aiyuu)? why did you come baaaaack

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svtskneecaps · 2 years

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agony i've been trying to sleep for an hour but i fucked up my sleep schedule over break so now i just have to lie here like "hmmmmm..... what if....... the harry potter obliviate wizards........ were bad at their jobs.......... and there was a secret colony of young magical & nonmagical children........ who remember magic... and know the wizards don't want them to...... and are in hiding..........."

#i'm thinking this is ~fantastic beasts era new york bc it feels easier to justify like 15-30 kids living on their own w/o like. jobs.#or getting caught.#they refer to losing their memories as 'getting erased'#bc at a certain point of magic exposure. yea. a lot of important or key memories might just go Poof. and take your personality with it.#some of them have seen it happen and those are the horror stories that spread in whispers #they know what happens if any of them get caught.#most of them have seen the horrors of magic (obscurial incident anyone?) and some of them have seen the beauties (fixing new york)#(+ newt was a LIL flippant w magic while he was there and yknow i'm willing to bet there were some other instances a small concealed child-#-could witness; also the magical creature pastries in the bakery. the kids aren't stupid they know he got Erased)#featuring a small magical child ~5-6 named andy he doesn't want to be a wizard bc he'll have to leave the group or they'll be found #also he's scared of wizards (but not magic)#+ the group leader giselle ~11-14; nonmagical angry and scared she knew about magic the longest has seen the most and knows the streets #she can identify wizards and does her best to work w the other older children to switch locations when the wizards sniff too close #also a poltergeist type ghost? can't research the Troll's lore bc it's 4:30 am and i'm trying to sleep #but like. a ghost that can physically manipulate the environment and can't be seen by nonmagical people as such #feeds off magical energy but decided to stick with this ragtag mix of magic and no magic bc it's funny and he's also kinda attached to them #they love their poltergeist buddy even tho the nonmagical kids can't see him just what objects he interacts with #at some point newt scamander loses his niffler and it finds its way to these children who name it richard and take it stealing with them #they love richard he's large and cute and when set loose in a jewelry store he cleans it out in under a minute #when newt tracks his niffler back to their hideout they emergency evac + knock him out lmfao #i kinda imagine newt being sympathetic? like there was that thing w the little girl he couldn't save #and now these kids right and probably eventually he's told the story via giselle trying to threaten him into staying tf away #and he'd obv be extremely worried for these kids n the possibility of an obscurial?#also he has some strong Nonthreatening vibes and i feel like he's not a government snitch even if the films iirc are tryin to make him a cop #newt scamander is not a cop idc fuck canon and fuck jkr #idk it's 4:38 am and i'm just trying to scribble down the thoughts before they leave #and hopefully FALL. ASLEEP. MY ALARM GOES OFF IN 4 HOURS AND 22 MINUTES.#REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #not kpop #shut up vic

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maddestmewmew · 2 years

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sk if they were based

#chicken scribbles #I SPENT FUCKING #.4 HOURS ON THIS #FOR A FANDOM IM NOT EVEN FUCKING IN!!!!!#I DONT EVEN LIKE HOMESTUCK #but the thought of sk as a troll wouldnt leave my phucking mind.#whatever. shed be a mage of heart #if youre into homestuck go ahead and analyze that. i put zero thought into it i just chose it bc heart is pink and mage is the class #closest to an outfit xe'd actually wear #i mean #i guess heir is just. normal pajamas.#but thats fucking BORING #LET IT BE KNOWN. i cant replicate the hs style that well. or at all. i used a base and a zillion refs #obviously she is. a gold blood. dunno what that means or implies i havent read homestuck since i was 10 #i thikn they have psyionic powers?? sometimes??? i dont fucking know #now lets talk about what actually matters.#troll sk would wear scrunchies around their horns. theyd make the scrunchies themself #troll sk would NOT have pigtails WHY?? bc thats too many thinks on their head and it fucks up their silouete #sk would wear pink despite lower blood colors not being allowed to wear other colors and ESPIACLALY not something that would imply theyre a #higher color (I THINK??? I READ THAT IN A META TUMBLR POST ONCE. dunno how actually accurate that is.)#they straight up wouldnt have a luscisius #'how would they survive isnt alternia crazy insane dangerous isnt that the POINT of luscidicsi' they stay out of danger. hope this helps!#dont ask me about ANYTHING about the lore man i dont know. goldbloods eat bees??? but not the honey the honey makes you crazy high.#sk wouldnt eat bees....sk also wouldnt HAVE bees theyd be scared of bees #its one in the damn am i had an energy drink i cant sleep so im rmabling in my homestuck oc edit. sad #FUCKING. ID OWNLIOASDIED A FONT FOR TIHS.. AUGHH #the more i look at troll sk the more i kinda. theyre kinda scrimbly. like aww. theyre kinda a cute little guy #'naww....theyre so teeny...oh good lird im about to cry. sk i love you so much. augghghhghghghg #i think i put toom uch effort into this silly.

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monmuses · 2 years

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Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )

// *if people are starting to be shitty on anon to you and it’s constant? fucking turn it off.

// *i’ve seen it SO SO SO many times where people respond to these anons and constantly just.. keep answering and answering all the nasty ones. there has to be a point in time where you HAVE to stop answering them and turn it off. not only are you feeding into the reactions they want, but not stopping the problem only makes it worse.

// *YOU access your inbox. YOU have the right who sends you stuff or not. use it, because it’s YOUR account and YOUR fucking right. you’re not being selfish just for putting up a boundary. it is TO PROTECT YOU. SO USE IT.

#dcmonprncss #// *i say this bc i just saw one of my roleplay partners deactivate and i saw what they had posted before deleting #// *and i see too many of my roleplay partners just take anons #// *ic or ooc #// *they answer the shitty ones #// *its fun the FIRST TIME but trust me #// *as someone whos been a victim of trolling and harassment - just dont feed into it #// *even if the voice in your head that says 'you deserve these messages' you dont.#// *PLEASE TAKE THIS CHANCE TO TURN OFF YOUR INBOX WHENEVER YOU FEEL FREE TO #// *YOU ARE NOT RESTRICTED TO ANSWERING EVERYTHING!#🐺 * 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 : out of character #🐺 * 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 : ask answered

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