#woag mama

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MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

[tu-es-gegg]

I hate Charlie Slimecicle he's pretty without his glasses and he has pierced ears now

[teansouprmyjam]

Kay I'm finally catching up with cr and seeing how liliana defends staying with ludinus and woag I have thoughts

[ihavemanyhusbands]

Do you ever read a smut so scrumptious it makes you want to smash your head through a concrete wall

[southeast-northwest]

uh uhm uhhhhh

fuck bears are so incredibly hot. I see a large burly man with a lot of hair and I go absolutely hog wild

I used to think I wasn't into bears. I used to think. I used to be a fool. I was an idiot. i-

needless to say

awooga

[manicplank]

OKAY OKAY WAIT-

Reaction to their child’s first word??

Bonus points if they say: mom or dad

Kiddo's first word!

Peppino: "Papa" He jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes, Papa, that's me!" This man is so happy.

Gustavo: "Mama" He squeals and claps his hands. He's happy his kid said something, and he thinks it's hilarious that his kid just called him "mama".

Mr. Stick: "Dada" He smiles wide and puts his hands on his cheeks. That's him! He's dada! He rubs it in his s/o's face.

Pepperman: "Hat" He is ecstatic! Yes, hat! His child is a genius! He thinks his child wants a hat and buys him a classic artist's bonnet.

The Vigilante: "Cow cow" The kid points to a cow. Vigi points, too. And then he realizes his child just talked! He does the poggers face.

The Noise: "Woag!" He screams and jumps around. He's ecstatic. His child's first word was his catchphrase! He flips Noisette off (in a loving way), "HA HA! I WIN!"

Noisette: "Woag!" She's super happy her baby just said a word! Well, technically, it isn't a word, but it is to them! She laughs at how excited Noise got.

Fake Peppino: "Hi!" He hops around. His baby just said hi to him! He doesn't know why his baby doesn't sound like him, though.

Pizzahead: "Papa" He squees. He praises his child. He scoops them up and hugs them. His happiness is unexplainable.

Pillar John: "Jaja" His baby tried to say his name! Close enough! He's incredibly excited and laughs.

Gerome: His child was actually nonverbal until later in life. At around 5 years old, his child's first words were, "Hi, dad." Gerome did his best not to cry. It was a huge moment for them both. "Hi, kid. Come here." He hugs them.

[hackywacky]

Woag mama- this account has been around since I was in middle school then it kinda became abandoned and now I’m back- so did not realize it was that long

[cottoncandiesss]

LITERALLY it feels like we’re like teeny tiny kindergarten friends and then i rember and in like oh okLMAOO it’s so crazy imagining the days beFORE we knew each other and i’m like woag wtf

HAHDHFJDJD NO SERIOUSLY!! its like what the hell was going on it can't be real/lh - mama

[blvckquill]

I kinda wanna get into the habit of leaving messages in the tags for people’s art (esp non-fandom art) bc I know that people like that sometimes. But it’s so hard for me to form an original though other than:

Woag/Woah

This is so pretty, beautiful, etc

Awooga

Zoowee mama

[unskilledpoint]

el es muy caliente he is a dhampir and the son of dracula and he can take all my worldly possessions hes from the castlevania series (im like 80% sure youve heard a classmate and i ranting about alucard)

-unskilled kinnie anon

woag mama a vampier!!!

[pretentiousknowitall]

🎶✨when you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 5 of your favorite followers🎶

Woag... ok

1. Mamas Gun - Glass animals

2. Off to the Races - Lana Del Rey

3. Roxanne - The Police

4. Hard Skool - Guns n Roses

5. Voulez-Vous - ABBA

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

so theres this girl, right. and she gets STUCK at HOME. she gets HOMESTUCK. that is just the funniest shit ive ever seen, i mean seriously. HOME !! STUCK !! SHE GETS HOMESTUCK !! this is so unbelievable and so funny the girl gets HOMESTUCK actually the funniest shit ive ever seen. up there with pickle rick and yo mama meme compilations. slapping my knee and doing a little belly laugh cause this is unironically so hilarious. its making me tear up a little because its so funny. funniest shit ive ever seen !!!!

woag.. a girl. stuck at home! it's almost comedy hour here!!

[dogwatersoda]

yeah randy is so mecore. too relatable. im not too big on scents though, they get too overwhelming too fast regardless if it’s a nice scent or not. tastes and textures on the other hand!!!!!! woag mama. im not going to go on a too long rant. but he’s relatable and i respect him and we are like long lost brothers. and we both write poetry or something. pickles

[chazz-is-a-zelda-fan]

i have been blessed by the mama womples and her womplings… woag

[its-ya-boi-leemin]

yo why taco bell menu be changing so damn much like woag calm down mama mia cunt

[hackywacky]

Woag mama it’s been a long ass time since I’ve been on this account…uhhhh hiiiiii!!! :333