#wooorm

[foursaints]

saints i was thinking about ludora as not just a blond/blonde ship but both of them also having super long, silky hair too and then i was giggling over how lucius would have like a one hundred step haircare routine, he’s brushing it every night before bed and then again in the morning, he carries a comb at all times just in case etc etc and then pandora like maybe, and that’s a big maybe, brushes her hair once a week? if she remembers? doesn’t use any fancy product except like regular shampoo & conditioner and the like and yet her hair is always still so soft and ethereal looking and lu is so so offended…. anyway i’ve been obsessing over lucius a little recently and ur posts about them have not been helping at all i love them

KARA WERE YOU THE ONE WHO CALLED HIM A PATHETIC CUNT-SERVING WORM?? i cannot stop thinking about that... scream.

you get it! there is something so hilarious about lucius being obsessed with Appearance and Pureblood Propriety and Tailors and 60-Galleon Hair Oil and Having A Massive Stick Up His Ass At All Times and then (maybe because of this) falling HARD for this dirty, half-haunted unearthly porcelain doll of a girl that looks like something left behind at the flea market. she's humming lullabies under her breath, picking twigs from the bird's-nest tangle of her hair, and he's watching this thinking... Oh. I'm in fucking trouble

[calkale]

hangman slimav son.

[lorelune]

this is more western gothic than southern but blade as a fucked up outlaw cowboy… gets shot in a gunfight and basically drags himself away when you find him and haul him to your house in the middle of nowhere. you tend his wounds to the best of your ability while he fades in and out of consciousness. you’re not gentle-you tell him to bite down on a rag while you pull the bullet from his side and pour whiskey over the wound-but you are kind. your hands are firm as you change his bandages but you hum soft songs as you wrap them and pull them tight. he sits there, weak from his wounds and unable to process the reality another person taking care of him. he wants to throw you across the room and run. he wants to lean into your hands. he wants to lie at the foot of your bed.

you know it will come back by hozier? yeah, that. foaming at the mouth rn, if someone else doesn’t end up writing this then i will lol

ANON... YOU'RE COOKING. YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN AND WIELDING THAT WOODEN SPOON!! SOUPS ON!!!

you, fixing up blade like he's a backwoods dog... him being loyal like one but never losing his teeth?? you're not gentle with him, but you're soft enough that the touch is unfamiliar. he's never been held (read: handled) like this.

[fuck-off-im-ace]

Whatever you do, do not remplace the wyrm by "The Worm" as a funny joke because your brain will never let you forget it and it will completly ruin all the dramatic moments of the show.

[dash-n-step]

It's no Doctor Warm

WORM TYPO IN CHAT GET EM GIRLS

[ask6mukuro9]

ole smokey moonshine you are my one true bitch oin thisd hell of a world

[dagda-the-doodler]

Worm worm worm wooorm! Time to draw one of if not my all time favorite character, Bitch! Or Hellhound, if you suck. Normally, I kinda suck at creature design, but I really had a lot of fun making her monstrous dogs! I hope you like them!

[plaguedocboi]

Wooorm. Snauil

[greathoughtsphilosopy]

Im a wooorm ... A big crawly oneee. .. Nobody eats me... Im the king,... of the grass.....

[owchieee]

wooorm

[ragingtempests]

me: i don’t think this game should be this hard… am i missing something?

the dream visitor: EAT A FUCKING WORM. EAT. IT. i’m so horny and i need you to eat all the worms for not suspicious reasons. only to help your fight. i promise. i’m just a little guyyy. just a little guyyy. eat the wooorm.

me: … i’m going to keep save scumming, suspiciously hot person who keeps invading my dreams.

[suicideenthusiast]

also i have a rainbow worm plushie..... i think i like worms idk tho

wooorms

[askthesawyers]

*i startle awake. I had accidentally fallen asleep as I waited for Nubbins to get back. My skin was tinted pink since I spent some time in the sun unprotected*

"oh wooorms hehe. You came back"

*I stood up and dusted myself off before I grabbed a handful of worms. I made sure to gently hold them so as not to crush them. Worms were friends after all*

"these little guys are gonna make tunnels in the soil which let water flow more freely"

*I put a couple of worms in each pot. By the time I'm done there's no more pots to fill and a lot more worms left in the bucket*

-🐇

*He giggles* "W-ww-what bout the rest of em??"

[thegeminisage]

star trek update time! I AM BEHIND. tuesday we watched voy's "message in a bottle" and ds9's "who mourns for morn?" thursday we did ds9's "far beyond the stars" and last night we did voy's "hunters" and ds9's "one little ship."

message in a bottle (voy):

THIS ONE WAS SO EXCITING.............

i know vaguely how voyager ends because i have an internet connection but im still like omg omg omg theyre MAKING CONTACT WITH EARTH omg omg

like the whole episode i was so sure something would happen and they would get close but make no progress bc thats been the name of the game so far but THEY DID IT!!!

the emh was great here too. it was fun to see him next to someone who is basically who he used to be. that said, i didn't love who they cast for the other emh...i think it would have been more fun if it had been another zimmerman look alike or. better yet, julian bashir. julian bashir in this episode would have made it PERFECT

seven of nine shocking that guy was amazing. everyone say thank you to seven of nine for finding the communications relay

i get where b'elanna is coming from w seven but like............b'elanna is easily the rudest person on this ship. and i dont hold that against her i know where she is coming from but its hard to see her go damn seven youre rude when she is always snapping at everyone lskdjfgh

that said: Girl Fight

anyway "60k lightyears feels a little closer today" i welled up fr. great job everyone

who mourns for morn? (ds9):

i think i owuld have liked this episode a lot better if it didn't come so close to the magnificent ferengi episode...it's like very typical quark shenanigans and even though he IS my best friend now i don't think this was his best episode. he spent this whole episode just like...trying to do shenanigans and get money which is fine but it's all v surface level stuff. season 3 esque, if you will. the other episode had way more substance to it

that said, i love morn as a like bit character and i love that we found out increasingly improbable and fantastic things about him - cat burglar is almost as good as secret prince

even better when he got back and quark was like DON'T SAY A WORD after we've been talking about how talkative he is all episode and we have not heard him utter a single word in six seasons. incredible

i also like the two aliens who talked really slowly. very fun on-screen presence.

odo giving quark shit in this episode was also pretty good. like he was doing absolutely nothing illegal and odo literally didn't have anything better to do than harass him. E QUARK!

far beyond the stars (ds9):

this episode.

it is such a shame that avery brooks never did anything major outside of ds9. like, a handful of made for tv movies and that's IT?? ik i keep saying this but the man should have been an a-lister. holy fuck. he is SO talented it's insane

i was kinda hoping this guy was sisko's ancestor - that somehow for some reason the prophets were torturing him with visions too? but the fourth wall thing was really good too. and it also freaked me out i love a good fourth wall break <3

outside of the plot of this episode being good, the acting from everybody was phenomenal, but again, ESPECIALLY avery brooks...why can't tng and voyager holodeck episodes be like this?? jesus christ. like this had almost nothing at all to do with ds9 and i still loved it

aside from that, what a treat to see everybody out oft he makeup. some people i recognized ONLY by their voices. we had to pause and rewind several times to focus on what they were actually saying because we were so shocked at how different they looked, and in odo's case, sounded!

anyway, 10/10 episodes. bonus points for the fake jadzia going "oh my gawd she's got a wooorm in her belly" and giggling in disgusted delight <3

hunters (voy):

NEWS FROM HOME THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!!!!! i SAID everybody say THANK YOU to seven of nine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was so sure harry wasnt gonna get a letter i was shocked when it finally did come in

tom not getting his letter but knowing one was sent vs b'elanna having no one who loves her enough to send a letter but still learning all her friends are dead...i was glad she gave him a reality check but at the same time...they do kind of work. both of them left behind such shit situations that their lives actually IMPROVED once they got to the delta quadrant and that is Something. semi-reluctantly, i now get it

TUVOK'S A GRANDFATHER......................we've been speculating about his babies and potential grandbabies for 3.5 seasons and now we finally have some ANSWERS!!!!! this is obviously his first grandson but i would still love to know how old the rest of his kids are...i doubt theyre like Babies but young adults? older teens? no one tell me i want to find out on my own

thuh-rilled that janeway finally got dumped by mark. absolutely baffled as to why she and chakotay talked it over like that if they weren't gonna be endgame...when tf did they decide to get him with seven instead? like i don't object because then i don't have to pick between jc and j7 i guess but what the fuck?? it makes no sense. i'm not really Seeing jc7 in my mind palace yet but i'm trying

one little ship (ds9):

this one was so funny. spend an entire episode struck by the lighting bolt from mario kart

o'brien being like saauuur preoccupied with his size also...hilarious. he wanted to kill julian every time he made a pun. don't worry o'brien your wife will understand

that said, really good when julian talked him through those repairs. i think it's easy to forget how fucking smart o'brien is but julian literally did not forget. he solved problems.

"fry every cell in my tiny body" or whatever tf julian said. his tiny, tiny body

when worf was worried about his wife but she came to save him but she was 1cm tall

sisko delaying the repairs was really good...i feel like he meets a jem'hadar and the first thing he tries to do is make them feel a sense of personhood so they can get angry about the injustice of their situation. like, it shows that he has empathy but it's also an incredibly effective tactic - people like as respect sisko as a captain and as someone who fights fairly, honorably, and effectively in battle, so they all hold his opinion in high regard - and the sitch with the jem'hadar is SO skeevy that like of Course they are mad about it. so he can pretty easily manipulate them if he plays his cards right which is? fun and sexy

bonus for kira becoming hysterical at the idea of o'brien and the others becoming that tiny. i think this is when he started to get insecure

edit: i did forget to say initially i really hated the use of "alphas" in this episode. it was very bad and i did not enjoy it any time they said it.

TONIGHT: voy's "prey" and ds9's "honor among thieves."

[coughloop]

Picked over by the wooorms. And weird biiitcheees

[quanblovk]

Underneath the shade of a tall tree, Kirby's enjoying his apple with his butterfly friend with Galacta Knight sitting next to him. All is well until....

Kirby: Ahhh!! WAAAAH!!

Galacta Knight: What is it? What's the matter, little one?!

Kirby: A wooorm!!! In my apple!!

Galacta Knight: Hah! This is no threat to the greatest warrior in the galaxy!

He plucks the capiller out of the apple and plops it right in his mouth! Giving Kirby a thumbs up while chewing the insect. Kirby stares in disbelief, how could he just eat that thing so casually!?

Galacta Knight: You're welcome! ✨️

Morpho Knight: Really? Right in front of me?

Galacta Knight: Oh come on, you're used to it!