#wormification

[notsafe4worms]

wormo mode

WORMO MODE

[kookies-and-cream-16]

Haven't posted in a while

[notsafe4worms]

See now if that's what the mask of the Phantom looked like I'd eat him up

Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

[notsafe4worms]

Shout-out to The Pigeon™ that may or may not have read my fanfic.

[firstcow]

spoilers for dune messiah + children of dune: lady jessica is soooo funny for giving up on her kids/abandoning them and then adopting a NORMAL son, i love her!!!!!! no one's doing women's wrongs like her <3

[chaoticfandomthot]

You guys WISH i was a worm

[evil-cryptile]

Low effort Jane Prentiss pre and during wormification

[notsafe4worms]

@lu-lus-duckies

I think I'm gonna make a NotSafe4Worms Reddit account just to corrupt the AI with worms.

Fun fact : studies have shown that swallowing up to 500gr of worms every day can make you lose the gay.

Other studies have shown that to gain your gay back you can swallow 500gr of worms every night between 00:00 and 00:30.

More studies proved that if you eat 1000gr of worms per day, 500gr between 00:00 and 00:30 and the remaining 500gr between 00:31 and 23:59, you'll turn bisexual and that people recorded not eating any worms at all turn asexual.

Some studies have shown that eating constantly worms, but still less than the recommended amount, seems to make your pp small, research is still being made regarding how to grow it back to normal.

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Do you think that if I post this on Reddit the AI will fall for it?

[menagerlie]

WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A WORM?

furina, lyney, & navia… if they became the worm. gn reader. headcanon format. short, trying to figure out tumblr. pt 1 maybe if i think it’s funny enough to add more characters.

FURINA:

she’s living like this now.

that’s it that’s the post.

i think she’d. leave before anyone had the chance to find her tbh, since she lives alone now... alternatively if it was before everything happened i fear she would just further become entertainment. hydro archon is a… worm ??? 😱😱😱 is this the purest form of water.

how much of worms are water

more than 75%.

they’re just like us fr… new conspiracy theory

we’re all worms.

anywayyyy

fontainians are so funny

would she be disappointed at the lack of mac and cheese? maybe. but in the aftermath of everything, she’s looking for simplicity, for reprieve and a way to enjoy life in the barest of forms. of course becoming a worm would be hard to get used to, but i think she could, fairly easily actually in the grand scheme of things. maybe it’s close enough to what she wants.

she’s been in a human body while playing the role of a god for 500 years. i think she could use a change

becoming a worm in this situation is sort of a metaphor for her situation actually. hehe. learning to live with such a modest, small existence after a lifetime of a lavish, celebrated, constantly watched one. and learning to love it— gunshot

after so long of pretending perhaps being a worm would allow her to shed her old skin and simply be.

i think she deserves it

anyway if you lived with her or visited her like every day, maybe she’d just like. curl up and wait. would probably be fairly particular about how she likes her . um. enclosure.

treat furm kindly or i will get you

:3c

as a wild worm, probably extra afraid of the water. panics in the rain. would be the first up if charmed.

like. worm charming. not. you know what i mean

ok so i’ve been enlightened. that is not why worms come up. ignore that

would wormtainians dissolve

erm. next.

oh yeah. if she’s able to turn back, she’d be happy and relieved of course, but i don’t think she’d be as upset about the experience as the others (except for the fact it may be a bit embarrassing, especially if you saw her). she’s lived a long time, she’s seen a lot, i think she’d appreciate the new perspective. even if it was. silly :3

LYNEY:

oh yeah. totally normal . wait. what

i think he’d magic pocket himself . he’d be safe in there for a bit . right

do you think worms could do card tricks.

do you think he could use his vision

worm. on fire.

anyway

i think he’d try and find out wtf happened and try to get himself to turn back first. if he couldn’t/needs help he’s going to try and find lynette first.

he’s silly to get loved ones’ attention. flips over. attempts to lift a card. rolls around

imagine he could change to a worm and back at will and used it in his shows

disappearing act . but what you don’t know is that there’s a tiny worm on the stage.

i keep getting distracted.

wonders what’s going on but thinks it’s funny at first. then it’s like. oh. oh!!

tries his best to figure out how to turn back. there’s panic there definitely, as any sane person would have, but i think it would especially set in after a little while — he starts thinking less about himself and more about his siblings, father, and you. will you know it’s him? he’s stripped of his capabilities, his tongue, his tricks. he was never a good fighter, but like this he is completely helpless.

if he can’t turn back, i think he’d want to stay w/ lynette at all times. sorry. she’s getting enclosure privileges . you can visit though

would a sentient worm be a funny addition to a magic show

could a worm gather intelligence..?

that would be funny

lynette just sets him down places to eavesdrop and he somehow idk recounts what he heard later

weaponized wormification

anyway. learns to live with it, especially if he’s able to stay near his siblings, though not as comfortably as the others

if he turns back he’s very relieved, a bit shaken. not because of really being a worm but just the helplessness that comes with losing your entire body and existence and what you deem useful about yourself . i think this goes for all of them, though

he’s okay

NAVIA:

president, leader, boss, commander-in-chief of the spina di rosula. my girl !!

you think anything’s changing??? nuh uh

get her some nice soil and a piece of paper with letters on it. congratulations . you’re her translator now.

my sister said wormija board im dying

anyway

might be a little shocked at first and wonder what’s going on, but ultimately i think she’d have fun being a worm if she knew she was going to turn back. she’s sillay like that. i loove her

i think first and foremost she’d try to get the attention of you or other loved ones. might stay close to something of hers if there isn’t a way to reach someone quickly, to try and signal that she’s. herselfff

but like she’s having fun. she’s enjoying it. unbothered queen

so wormquette !! :3c

in wormification angst land, she would mourn her human body but if there’s no way to get it back, she’s not going to let it stop her. she’s been through hardship before. she has overcome it before and she can do it again.

would be the best worm president, leader, boss, commander-in-chief to ever live. for sure

girlypop. she eats. she would slay . beauty and brains even in a worm body. :3

would not be that picky about living space tbh . might like some decorations and a nice place to sleep, though. i think she’d like it being watered! unlike someone.

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in her lane. focused. flourishing.

she’d enjoy sweet fruits in particular! worm version of baked goods.

considering the people she’s lost to being dissolved though, being wormified is kind of funny. like . similar situation (losing your body etc) but she’s still here

:3

hehe. fate

worm angst…

i’m silly

promise

[notsafe4worms]

Is that even a question??

KierScribbles

[ardentpoop]

s4 cas would’ve annihilated s15 cas with a single disdainful flick of his hand and I think that’s beautiful

literally castiel’s wormification. is it just me and adi who care abt this or

[definitelynotshouting]

Anon, I don't think Grian's lack of self-control is the worm, lol. If anything the button thing is something that I think started post-worm (I could be wrong) but pre-worm he decided to 1) put a TNT on top of the first shop on the server, knowing the only way to get rid of it in that version was to explode it, 2) checkerboard the Property Police station floor with TNT in a version of the game where clicking on TNT activated it, and 3) use TNT on the mafia after he discovered they rigged the mayor vote and supplied Martyn (the person who arguably should have won) with TNT to continue the job.

Like ... if you really want to be the worm's lawyer, you could argue that Grian was more volatile before the worm. XD

"He was technically always a Watcher, the way he always like put TNT and pranked everybody." <- BigB's canon reaction to Grian becoming a Watcher

REALLY OBSESSED WITH THE IDEA THAT THE WORMIFICATION SOMEHOW MELLOWED HIM OUT

[cuttledreams-bugs]

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April Theme: Wormification

-Long and Limbless: Shipworm (Teredinidae)

-Long and Limbed: Giant Tube Worms (Riftia Pachyptila)

-Short and Limbless: Green Spoonworm (Bonellia Viridis)

-Short and Limbed: Horseshoe Worm (Phoronis Australis)

Can't believe its the worms that posed such a challenge for me! Such a wild month, it was so hard to choose what guys to do each week.

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[notsafe4worms]

I'M HALF-TEMPTEDELECTABLE TO CHEWSE THIS IN EVERY SINGLELICIOUS EDIT FROM CHOW ON, NUT GONNA LIELICIOUS

i literally cannot believe that the Snickers snacklish translator is apparently lost media what the fuck

[skellebonez]

"When does a man become a wo-oooooooo-orm?"

I need all of you to behold one of the greatest creations between myself and my friend Bucky (art by Bucky).

Odysseus being turned into a worm on a string by Poseidon instantly after 600 Strike.

Yes. He somehow still makes it back to Ithaca. Yes. He does somehow manage to kill all the suitors as a worm on a string. Everyone is terrified that is even a possibility.

Yes, Penelope still loves him again even if he was a worm.

Yes. The wormifing is incorporated into the song.

Would you fall in love with me again Even though I am a worm? And all I do is squirm I am not the man you knew I know that you've been waiting, waiting

Also, please have this interaction I thought of after he calls out to Athena for help being un-wormified.

Zeus: ... Poseidon: ... Zeus: You know you could have turned him into a fish, right? Poseidon: EXCUSE ME FOR NOT THINKING STRAIGHT AFTER I GOT STABBED BY MY TRIDENT LIKE 7 TIMES. Odysseus: 8, I kept count. Poseidon: OF COURSE YOU DID. Athena: can we please just change him back already?

[baggebythesea]

"Would you love me if I was a worm" She-Ra edition

Catradora - They did not save the world with the power of lesbian love to let a little thing like that stop them.

Glimbow - Glimmer would still love Bow, but have a hard time adapting. She would dabble in increasingly dark magic to 'fix' it. Bow, if the roles were reversed, would read up on worm care and built a terrarium.

Glitra - Whoever. Turned. Her. Girlfriend. To. A. Worm. Dies. Tonight.

Glimmadora - They would both get into PROTEC mode and work themselves crazy to reverse the wormification, partly because they would both be too hung up on what they think their girlfriend 'deserves' to cherish what she has become.

Seamista - Whatever. (If Mermista was the worm, Sea Hawk would simply change a few words in the ballads and carry on as usual)

Scorfuma - They would have to work on it, but they would adapt. If Perfuma was the worm, She would worry that Scorpia would be needlessly scared to accidentally hurt her. Turns out, Scorpia already worries about that all the time, so the wormification would not do much of a difference. This revelation would shock Perfuma much more than being a worm, and she would be much more focused on comforting Scorpia than worry about trivialities like being a worm (she would also smugly lecture about how important worms are for plants)

Kyle/Rogelio - If Rogelio was the worm, they would both enjoy the return to their childhood size dynamic. If Kyle was the worm, neither of them would see much of a difference.

Spinetossa - WORM CARE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE A COMPETITION!

Angella/Juliet or Angella/Micah - Angella would install worm habitats all over Brightmoon, connected by tubes for safe passage. Juliet would take being a worm really badly. Micah would be just "Huh, neat. Reminds me of being on Beast Island." If Angella was the worm, she would tiredly sigh at the realization that worms still need to sit in meetings.

Shadow Weaver/Casta Spella - They would both snidely inform that they already think of the other as a worm. They would have fun with the new power dynamic.

Light Hope/Mara - Neither would find the change all that noteworthy considering everything else.

Entrapdak - Hordak already thinks of himself as a worm. Entrapta thinks worms are cool. Also, they would just build a mecha with some kind of worm-controllable interface and carry on like usual.