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drunkjaked · 1 year

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Omg I'm kinda embarrassed I know you said it's not bad to reply late but this is getting out of hand... how did your presentation go? I ended up not going to the other concert because my brothers got sick and he's was my ride 😔 but I was supposed to see barns courtney he's super good live it would've been so much fun 😔 I got the necklace!! I think it's called the ballina necklace? But it's basically just the logo with a pearl in the middle it's so pretty I love it like it's my own child <3 your Spotify wrapped... miss ma'am... like that's so valid of you but damn top .005% like I can't even imagine that I just. Wow. But again so valid I love that for you <3 I don't use Spotify so I don't get all the fancy graphics and data and all that but I do get my top songs of the year and my top artist of the month which is cool but I do kinda wish I could participate 🥲 it's fine though I like the app I use! I hope you're doing well, and I hope that school isn't too bad cause lord knows it can be -_- do you have any plans for the holidays? And yeah honestly matching boba and mcdonalds I think we were meant to meet <3 I hope you have a wonder amazing day/night and that every day gets better and better <3 -💕

hey 💕💕💕don't worry about it really !!! just glad to hear from you at all <333

wow.. the presentation.. i absolutely fucked up my 7 seconds of speaking time .. humiliating, but the rest of the group did so well and im really proud of them for staying calm and getting shit done <3 im also in love with one of the boys that was in the group and we all went out for drinks after doing the presentation and i drunkenly told him that i hoped the two of us would still keep talking after finishing the pres even though we don't have to and he like .. reciprocated my hopes and told me that he thinks im cute so .. that is .. just lovely.. anyway sorry for dumping all that out in here, my bad..

sorry that you couldn't go, i hope your brother is feeling better though !!! and omds that necklace is so SO pretty.. please keep an eye on it because people (me) can just be .. downright evil these days and like.. take your things from you 🤷🤷🤷.. especially the ones that they think are really beautiful and also want to possess.. haha,,, happy for you. 🙁.

my spotify wrapped.. i was like asking other people about theirs and like .. my friend's top song was a song she listened to 64 times THE WHOLE YEAR??? like i just .. was so impressed because like every song until my top 6 has 1k plays MINIMUM like .. im so jealous of people who can consume media in appropriate quantities.. it was down from last year though, my total minutes last year were 169k .. yikes .. who was your top artist and what was you top song? if you don't mind answering, also the thing about wrapped is like it's so colourful and full of patterns that it feels a little overwhelming.. like im grateful for the stats but the package it comes in is .. too much AND ITS SO LONGWINDED LIKE IT TOOK 150K MINUTES JUST TO SEE EVERYTHING OH MY GOODNESS 👎👎👎.

i'm doing pretty good honestly.. now that my presentation is over almost all of my school related stress has gone with it, i just have two more things to hand in and i'll be able to just relax and do nothing until january when classes start up again !!!

my holiday plans are pretty tame, my siblings (2 brothers and a sister) are going to come home and we'll spend time together for like a week or something before they all leave but EXCITINGLY.. my birthday is coming up (dec 17) and i'm so excited.. my birthday is literally my favourite day of the year so im reaaaaally looking forward to it even though my plans aren't particularly special 🥳 !

how are you doing? how are your classes treating you? especially around this time of the year oh man.. any holiday plans of your own?

im happy that we did get around to meeting and i hope we can be friends for a long time !!! thank u for the well wishes, as always im hoping the same for you and that you look after yourself and have lots and lots of fun ! all my love 💕, great catching up w u as always <3

#💕 anon #saxophonist 💌🫀

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phoenixfangs · 2 years

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Dying at the tag on the opinion bingo djdkdkd. But I’d like to see ur big brain thoughts onnnn the naruhodous (Phoenix and Ryuunosuke). And a beloathèd character of your choice xoxo

apologies because this is going to be LONG but i do not want to put it under a readmore or anything. u WILL look at my opinions

first up my pal ace :3

i mean like fuck dude. what HAVENT i said already about my favorite guy in the multiverse. he is my everything. nobody understands him like i do.

im going to be a bit unorthodox and actually explain in relative detail why i filled in (or partially filled in) what i did

everyone but me is wrong about them <3 - this is simply true. nobody gives this man enough credit, nobody sees him for all of his facets, its like people pick One trait (friendly, loyal, snarky, emotional, etc.) and decide thats Him. like they miss the forest for the trees with phoenix. people just dont get it. other peoples headcanons are also just wrong. some correct phoenix headcanons: he can cook but his luck is so terrible anywhere BUT the courtroom or the hospital that he comes out of any cooking encounter with cuts, bruises, stains, etc. there has never been a single instance where he has not hurt himself making a meal; he is a restless person and frequently suffers from mild insomnia, and also wakes at the crack of dawn and at any mild shift or sound in the room; he knows the lyrics of sweating bullets by megadeath exactly and can sing the entire song at will, and has for a disbelieving apollo

theyre like a blorbo to me - self explanatory.

theyre deeper than they seem/not as deep as they seem - not fully filled in on either because this is tricky. related to the above because i think he is made of a lot of really complex emotions and moving parts BUT he is also just a guy. people love to give him a really tragic backstory, usually with him being shuffled around the foster system (for reasons i dont understand), but its like. his backstory is vague purposefully for protagonist reasons but also i think thematically its important for him to be just any other guy? like, its aspirational that this random dude who happened to make friends with a lawyers son becomes the guy who spearheads fixing the entire legal system. idk man its hard to explain. i am the only one who knows where the balance between "just a guy" and "objectively the most important person in the aa universe" truly is

i like them enough to project my own issues onto them - when i start deciding the character has my traits it is Over. i dont know how to go into detail on this without being more longwinded than im already being (and without embarrassing myself by dumping my issues all over this post) but just trust me that i like him A Lot

they got done DIRTY by the fans - again, no one knows how to treat this man niceys as a CHARACTER. fanon phoenix (and to a greater extent fanon feenie) makes me want to rip and snarl and stab and bite (the only exception with fanon feenie is the feenie in electricity aside, i will not budge on this that that is the only interpretation of college phoenix that is appropriate and feels like phoenix.) people take it TOO far projecting onto him, is my main problem, to the point where they project traits onto him that do not fit his character at all (this is horny territory sorry but. why are there more than 0 fics on ao3 where he calls miles daddy. he would never do that. are we thinking of the same character.)

im mentally ill about them - i have adhd. self explanatory.

wow... they are LITERALLY me - not Quite a fill in because i do not kin phoenix wright, but a sort of fill in because phoenix wright kins me

ryunosuke! my buddy

theyre deeper than they seem - not a full fill in because i Believe this but i am not the authority on ryunosuke. i do not know this man as well as i would like to. i need to have a coffee with him some time and pick his brain

they got done DIRTY by the fans - people who woobify ryunosuke to make kazuma the cool one in their dynamic make me angy. ryunosuke has anxiety but he is not like a tumblr user with anxiety (ie, cannot ask for extra napkins at mcdonalds). also again sorry horny territory, but i have seen TOO many nsfw things with ryunosuke where hes written/drawn like an uke teenager or something. im sorry for the yaoi term but i dont know how else to describe this phenomenon of feminizing and babifying a grown man for the sake of gay shipping. stop it.

i want to carry them in a handbag like a tiny dog - i think hed enjoy the ride, give him a break from everything for a moment so he can just relax

they work better as part of a dynamic - again, partial fill in because i dont really Know if this is objectively true, like if i did have that coffee date with him maybe id change my mind, but i do think he works incredibly well as part of a dynamic. on his own hes perfectly fine but he is infinitely better next to kazuma, susato, iris, or sholmes imo

alright controversy time. beloathed character: clay terran.

dude fuck this lamp

wasted potential - this is almost a pity fill in because like. WHAT potential right. but he could have been MORE than just a stupid prop. we dont even get a proper scene with him. we get a flashback of a still image jpeg and i believe thats the only time he speaks, if he has any lines at all. im not saying EVERY character has to have the same level of character writing as the main characters, but if ur gonna try to convince me to give a shit about them and say theyre an important person to a DIFFERENT character i like, i need reasons

not as deep as they seem - genuinely sorry to the clay terran enjoyers but he is not a character. u are collectively creating an oc and using his face. he is more shallow than a shadow. he isnt even a character

they got done DIRTY by the fans - okay actually on second thought i think the fans got done dirty. the fans lost in this exchange. they were given a lamp and convinced themselves that it was their new husband, when in reality it is just a lamp with a hat

they got too much screen time/i actively dislike them sorry/why was this character in the work at all - perhaps this contradicts my ‘wasted potential’ stamp but like. that stamp was for what i WISH we could have gotten from clay. but what we were actually given is a prop that exists for one case and afaik never brought up again afterward. AND YET he was supposedly this very important influential figure in apollos life. NO HE WASNT. i keep joking that clay is a lamp, not just because of that parody blog, but because the story is fundamentally unchanged if clay were replaced with any inanimate object. the writers could have said ANYTHING had sentimental value to apollo and it wouldve been the exact same, and if u disagree with me ur deluded sorry

#mine #ace attorney #sorry main tag people but the truth must be put out there

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hedonicghosts · 6 months

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hello, sneaky goober who once sent an ask thanking you about you sharing your experience thru a comic (we still are very happy that you replied to our anon asks)!! oh wow what are the odds that we stumble across your vent comic again haha ; 7 ;)" we're still very skittish about doing this off anon, but once again thank you for making that comic, it makes us feel a little more... real, yknow? ANYWAYS, came to ask specifically if are you alright with dms? it's okay if not! /genq

hi!!!!! we try really hard to respond to all the asks we get because everyone that comes in here is super super sweet to us!!! :'D

honestly though we understand about being afraid of going off of anon. well send our own irl friends that weve known for years anons bc were always like "ouuuhhh... they cant know i.... louv them..." lol. but!!! were still super super glad you all relate to our comics, even if its not the "happiest" of stuff all the time ehe

as for dms! our response is kinda longwinded so its gonna go under the cut but tldr: yes! we just suck at talking 2 ppl!

for more context, we're mostly just in a really crummy mental place right now (october is a month-long trauma thing for us and were still recovering from it again eheh...) so weve been having a really really hard time talking to even people weve known for years. that said! our dms ARE always open, and we'll try our best to respond when we have the lobes (read: spoons) to do so! we love talking to people, despite having the worlds worst social anxiety heh...

ANYWAY we're avoiding discord right now, otherwise id just hand out our username, but feel free to send us a dm here! im... pretty sure this sideblog as dms open!! :D

#✨#Anonymous #not art #sorry im one of the hashtag rambly alters hehe

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tenbees · 4 years

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1. Why exactly do you think that so many non-lesbians (bisexuals, non-goldstars, trans-identified men--whatever) are so hellbent on trying to call themselves lesbians? What's the appeal? I've tried to figure it out myself and every explanation I come up with falls short somehow. I guess they all have different reasons - obviously it's a fetish thing with the straight men - but it's hard for me to wrap my mind around it all. Why do they want to be us so badly while simultaneously hating

2. us (real lesbians)? What benefits do they get from (falsely) calling themselves lesbians? Whatever "benefits" or "cred" they're getting is coming from a very niche place because it's not like wider society gives a fuck about lesbians. Why are non-goldstars so afraid of calling themselves bi? Sorry to throw a million question marks at you lol. I'm just kind of thinking out loud and am curious if you have any theories! Thanks!

it’s baffling to me too. i do have some theories, but there’s so much... deliberate self-delusion and lying that i would never do and even with the theories it’s hard to believe that people would actually go through so much effort and double think to lie about their sexualities.

i think some people want to be a victim and that the validation comes from wider society hating gay people and not from a more niche source like... actual gay people. they want something to blame their suffering/bad mental health/bad behavior (not that they’d ever admit there are toddlers that behave better than them) on and being the abused underdog gives them a superiority complex. identity politics have really encouraged this mentality that Only race, sexuality, gender, etc give ‘valid’ suffering, so people with tendencies towards disordered behavior (not to sound like an armchair psychologist lol) latch onto them so that their words are automatically given more power in certain spaces. and people telling them that they literally aren’t gay only adds to their victim mentality and self-righteousness.

this bleeds into the whole subculture that’s been made around being gay and how iced coffee, being bad at math, being stupid, not being able to drive, etc is gay. people will act shocked when someone who has a certain tumblr/twitter-esque personality and interests isn’t gay or bi, even though they have literally nothing to do with your sexuality. a lot of queer people are honestly just incels/social rejects and will play up their same sex attraction to find like-minded people online or in their college’s lgbt organization. because if you’re really into, like, dnd, it, steven universe, and moomin..... where else are you gonna find people with those interests? it’s a self-perpetuating cycle of people calling themselves queer to fit into the culture, which means other people have to call themselves queer to fit into the culture.

a lot of people also view lesbianism as a phase--whether or not they consciously believe it or not--and when they decide not to pursue men anymore they’ll call themselves gay to prove to themselves how serious they are about their deliberate disinterest in men--see, i’m even a lesbian!--rather than as a label that describes the state of never having been interested in men. i guess just saying ‘i’m bi but just got out of a bad m/f relationship and only want to date women’ doesn’t sound as finite or like as big of a fuck you to your ex boyfriend. the word lesbian is aspirational for the many bi women who’ve built a culture around hating that they’re attracted to men and for the ngs who say that they hated every sexual interaction they’ve had with men, that they were repulsed by the men they had sex with, etc. calling themselves lesbians gives them a definite out from ever needing to have sex with a man again and comphet helps remove any choice from their actions.

i’ve seen bi people say that the open-endedness of being bi is stressful because you don’t know the sex of your future spouse and that will Greatly impact your future, so calling yourself a lesbian when you’re in a women-only mood probably helps make it seem less daunting (funny, though, how they never call themselves straight for the sake of simplicity).

it’s obviously a fetish thing for men, but i think it is for a fair number of women too. they enjoy turning men on by talking about their sex escapades and they enjoy they thrill of a forbidden affair between a ‘lesbian’ and a man.

for some people i think it’s just ignorance. the majority of ‘lesbians’ have pasts with men and there are a lot of strange takes on lesbianism saying that lesbians can be attracted to women and trans women, that lesbians can be attracted to feminine men, that you can be a lesbian if you don’t feel like dating men anymore, that you can be a lesbian if you see men as good for sex but not for relationships, etc. people may have never been exposed to the idea that homosexuals consistently act like homosexuals and won’t fuck the opposite sex under any circumstances. and when the majority of gay people are bi, it’s easy to see anyone who insists that... gay people are gay and act like gay people...... as having some irrelevant fringe opinion.

it’s probably a combination of those things for most people, and i think it’s almost always about some internal benefit and not a societal benefit, because calling yourself a lesbian obviously doesn’t get you anything on a wider scale. they need to be a victim, they need to prove to themselves that they’ll never be with a man again, they need approval, and calling themselves lesbians helps them get that. but it doesn’t completely get them to where they want to be, because lying about your sexuality is obviously just a bandaid on whatever you’re actually dealing with and because Actual Lesbians exist. our very existence invalidates them and proves that they’re faking. so they try to rewrite what it means to be a lesbian in such a way that they fit in and they despise actual lesbians for effortlessly being what they want, or just because they’re genuinely just homophobic under all the identity soup--they’ll call themselves lesbians, use their status as lesbians to declare that lesbians like dick, all while being a regular homophobe who thinks that exclusive same-sex attraction is disgusting.

#wow im so longwinded #Anonymous

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spurgie-cousin · 3 years

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So ok......

Whether the person you’re talking about is a troll or bigot, they definitely thrive off of attention and people trying to argue with them which is why I blocked out their url.

Bigotry is a sliding scale, and I think people get to the very extreme end of it for many reasons: attention, mental illness, abuse (being brought up in an ultra-extremist family), or some combination of all these. Honestly the most helpful thing you can do for everyone involved is not engage because 99.99999% of the time, engaging just emboldens them in their batshit beliefs more. My advice for this individual would be to block them in every way possible and don’t look back.

#this is something i'm also trying to do a little more #realizing how much Karissa Collins is affirmed by the attention and backlash she gets really kinda put things in perspective #i'm also no longer following the andersons #the rods are harder for me to let go of lol im trying to take a less serious approach to analyzing them since #their beliefs are so stupid they arent worth analysis anyway #wow i am fucking longwinded today ok

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thedreadvampy · 3 years

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Would you mind talking more about being Quaker? I dont really know anything about the modern community but historically they are so interesting! Im sorry if this is disrespectful or anything! It is not my intention to be!

Ok I have no idea where to start with this (not in an I AM OFFENDED way just in a WOW THAT’S A BIG QUESTION way) so hang fire for a series of very longwinded reblogs of this post where I try to pull out some sense.

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chocochipsushi · 2 years

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hi i hope you’re having a great day! not rlly an ask more of like an advice ask idk if u respond to these but anyway, i just graduated college last year and i met my music teacher from high school last january and i offered that we should catch up and so we did. we talked about before and all that and he asks me if i did well in college and congratulated me for graduating, long story short he’s been courting me and i dont know what to do because i like him but hes my music teacher from high school i know we’re both legal and i’m not a student anymore but goddddd idk what to do im sorry 😭 hes super hot tho and im surprised he isn’t married yet then he told me he was still 28 and i was like wow you aren’t that old HHHHH PLS HELP ive fallen in love w him too deep should i just be his gf? at this point i don’t care if ppl know us i just want to be his so badly 😔 also ngl ive had a crush on him before but i just kept telling myself he would never ever be with me and this was just my stupid teenage hormones talking but i lowkey hoped we would be together in the future AND THERE HE IS! pls i love him so much

Hi anon!

First of all... manifestation works?!?!🥵🥵

Ok so um... honestly to me, i think it is okay to have a romantic relationship with him. You're older now, and you reconnected outside of HS. it's not like u continued keeping in contact since HS, so u actually went through ur own shit and grew up w/o any possible grooming from him. you knew him from HS but met him as an adult. And that's different.

I hope this helps though. I don't wanna be too longwinded. But i rly do think u shouldn't think too much about it.

#livin my life tho honestly #ask

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maggotmouth · 3 years

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hillo sexthy legends !! i’m nora and i’ll be writing margo colby n probs sm1 else bcos lets be real, i lack self-control. u can find her pinterest here n some info abt her sexy self below the cut. plot with me on discord ( hot girl midsommar#8664 ) or in my ims !! x o x

* CAMILA MORRONE, CIS WOMAN + SHE / HER | you know MARGO COLBY, right? they’re TWENTY-THREE, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, ELEVEN YEARS? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to SCRAWNY BY WALLOWS like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole BLEACH WHITE SNEAKERS POUNDING ON A GYMNASIUM FLOOR, USING THE SAME BLUNT SCISSORS TO HACK THE SLEEVES OFF AN EXES T-SHIRT THAT YOU USE TO CUT YOUR 3AM FRINGE, A WALNUT-SHAPED ACHE IN THE PIT OF YOUR STOMACH FOR THE PERSON YOU COULD HAVE BEEN thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is AUGUST 8TH, so they’re a LEO, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( nora, 25, gmt, she/her )

CLICK ANYWHERE ON THIS SENTENCE FOR SEXII GOOGLE DOC!!

bullet point summary of margo.

— born margaret but NOBODY calls her that. its colby, coach or margo, and go to the privileged few. margo grew up in the creek commune n then dropped out of school cos of a teenage pregnancy so she was a bit of a cautionary tale back in’t’day (said tht in my yorkshire accent). she now works for summer camps coaching pee wee soccer and pee wee cheer, as well as helping out her beekeeper dad on his honey farm, which is jst north of abernathy creek, and working at scuba on the off seasons.

— its just her and her dad, and has been for as long as she can recall !! everything she knows about her mum could fit on the back of the weathered passport photo she keeps in her wallet of a stranger who shares her face - her name’s melody, or at least tht was name she used when working as a dancer, she’s from argentina and dropped mag’s dad as soon as someone w more money came along.

— margo’s father is a beekeeper with his own organic honey company. margo and her dad moved to irving in the early 00s, the summer between grade school and middle school, because her dad had heard about the communal living in abernathy creek and wanted to lend his skills there and live off the fatta the land in a very lenny from of mice and men kinda way.

— for a few years of middle school margo was bullied for living with the ‘freaks from the creek’, but when they realised how chill her dad was with underage drinking, margo ‘keg-bringer’ colby soon gained popularity among the more renegade students. every so often, the high school parties would happen at her end of town, occasionally with members of the commune even offering the high schoolers a spiritual experience they’d never forget (often in the form of mushrooms) which meant people tried to stay on her good side. to get an invite to a margo colby party handed you a free pass to make up the most ridiculous shit about the commune you liked and nobody else could say anything, because they’d never been to the creek.

— at school, margo had a lot of ‘behvioural issues’ bcos of undiagnosed adhd, she found it difficult to sit still for hours n write down huge chunks of information n her restlessness was seen as laziness. she was encouraged to do sports, as were most of the kids who weren’t that academically inclined, but she turned out to be pretty hot shit at sprinting, because she grew up surrounded by bee houses and he who runs slowest gets stung, baybeyy!! so yea, in school sports became her LIFE. she was gonna get a sports scholarship to college but ended up dropping out of school in senior year n becoming one of those kids who could have had it all but lost it.

— she had sex with sutter at a house party when she wasnt really ready because it felt like the right thing to do at the time and everybody else was doing it. she’d attended health class, she’d seen the corny videos. she knew about all the statistics, but she also knew that it had never happened to anyone she knew and the pull out method was basically safer than the morning after pill and way less expensive.

— a teenage pregnancy knocked her out of the runnings for prom queen and meant she had to leave school early. she didn’t go to college when her friends did, instead she spent the time interviewing potential foster candidates and eating her weight in lindt chocolate while marathoning love island in her room.

— she had a son, who she passed off to someone else a couple of towns away. it was a closed adoption which seemed like the best idea at the time, but she now wishes she had access to his life.

— after peaking in high school and jumping between jobs for a few years, she got a more permanent role at scuba which she loves with all of her heart and soul, but unfortunately a bar job doesn’t pay the rent.

— she works at summer camps coaching junior soccer and netball on the side. she’s extremely competitive and takes it very personally if her team lose. the kids all call her, coach colby n write her longwinded letters about how they’ll never forget this summer camp before they go back to their suburban picket fence houses n she keeps all the letters in a drawer n takes them out to read when she’s feelin depressed.

— enjoys surfing and worked for a number of years on resorts like mila kunis’ job in forgetting sarah marshall. she went on to work 18-hour days as a stewardess on luxury yachts which is a part of her backstory i added after watching season one of below deck because i guess i really am that fucking impressionable. met most of her surf friends doing tht but said she’d never in her life do it again bcos it was mostly just picking up after rich white ppl for shit pay. she came back to irving n thats when she started doing the summer camp jobs so she could move out of the creek n get her own apartment.

— she never actually finished senior year so she’s currently going to night school at the community college to get through her exams and is trying to save to go to college or open university. she wants to major in criminology. she’s super ambitious but also super adhd so she fluctuates between thinking she can achieve anything to just feeling like a failure n thinkin whats the point

— used to shoplift to feel joy and as an act of resistance to her hippy commune routes, but now sees herself as a reformed, bin-diving freegan (sims 4 eco living can i get a hell yaaaa). also she thinks it’s totally wrong to steal when you have enough money and clearly don’t need to steal to survive, ppl risk imprisonment for basic necessities, so for her to do it for a brief thrill and some new shades felt a bit derogatory

— was raised jewish. became a vegetarian as a child because it seemed, at the time, easier than having to explain which foods she was and wasn’t allowed to eat together, so she just cut out meat entirely. still a vegetarian now and dabbles in veganism, although its become less about not eating certain meats in the milk of their mother and more about her global impact / carbon footprint

— nurses little animals to health in her garden. has a hedgehog name OJ short for orange juice not the other one filthy pig. her and her dad have always been huge animal rights activists and existed on a vegetarian diet. the only one in their house who isn’t vegetarian is their cat, auggie. (short 4 augustus gloop)

— has a lot of stupid ass stick and poke tattoos. there was a phase during her years as a barmaid where she wanted to train as a tattoo artist n would mostly practice on herself or any friends who would let her

— she doesn’t form many long lasting friendships cos she tends to be super excited when she makes a new friend and just see them all the time but then it wears off and she can ghost a bit. she’ll always coming pinging back but she’s not the most predictable or loyal friend, sometimes she’ll sleep in your house every night for a week and then you won’t even get a text from her for a month. her best friends are elderly neighbours and houseless people she meets when volunteering at the foodbank. she thinks they’re more authentic than most of the ‘fake posers’ she meets down the vela pier

— calls herself a butch lesbian but still has sex with men when she wants validation. sexually attracted to some men, especially effeminate men, but only romantically attracted to women. very possessive of the gals in her life.

— stopped giving a shit about getting older or adhering to anyone elses bullshit standards, realised it was all fake p much as soon as she dropped out of school and one by one her friends just stopped texting her

— lives in one of the lofts in port apartments. it’s open plan with rugs and lava lamps everywhere. she has a palette bed. its all very ‘sustainable chic’. like, oh wow, a pallet bed that im supposed to think you made from scratch but i KNOW you got it off ebay because you thought it looked trendy

— constantly says shes poor but still buys clothes from urban outfitters. sus.

— frequently found at fannies flirting with the cute bisexual bartender with a choppy black bob.

general vibe / personality

vibrant, vulgar, self-absorbed, tenacious, veers bewteen apathetic and dogmatic, temperamental, flighty, unreliable, magnetic, charismatic, passive aggressive, likes to play devil’s advocate, takes the moral high ground. estp and a leo

likes: 70s music, john wayne movies, black mirror, philosophy, cowboy chic culture, dc comics, the smell of locker rooms,, deep red lipstick, lacrosse sticks, smoking weed from a bong, dogs, karaoke, pet rats, kate moss, late-night strolls, hawaaiian shirts worn open over a bralette, skinned knees, thai food, picking the apples at the very top of the trees, zip-lining, cigarettes, the idea of pegging but not the practical application of it, decorative lamps, LGBTQ+ pin badges, worn-out furniture, twangy electric guitars.

dislikes: girls who call other girls ‘pick me’ girls, woody allen movies, mental mathematics, wealthy children, quentin tarantino, ironing, institutionalised misogyny, the imaginary future, french literature, ‘dump him’ feminism, wes anderson films, spoken word poetry nights, college-educated bar staff who act like they’re better than you, indie softbois, the general mentality of cheerleading squads.

aesthetics

orange peel, the smell of bleach, skeleton drawings in the margins of a journal, thumb holes poked through the cuffs of your sleeves, bleach white sneakers pounding on a gymnasium floor, setting dumpsters on fire for the hell of it. a hit flask of vodka decorated with hello kitty stickers, split knuckles, alien conspiracy theories and sci-fi paperbacks, doc martens with fraying laces, a child in an oversize bee keepers suit, scabbed knees, not eating your greens, smiling with a mouthful of blood, and piercing your own ears with a safety pin when your dad wouldn’t take you, a tennis racket you punched through in a fit of temper, feet pounding the earth until your soles bleed crimson, sleeping in a cherry lip balm and scrunchies to keep the wild locks from your eyes.

hoo boy this is getting LONG AS FUCK but here are my wanted plots

wanted plots

ok margo’s been in irving since she was like 10. she’s quite a vivacious person?? she dresses completely instinctively without any sense of cohesion so she stands out. a guy once told her she was wearing the ugliest outfit he’d ever seen and he thought that was so cool and brave of her. but anyway where was i going.. she grew up in the abernathy creek so stuck out like a sore thumb,,,, maybe ppl who were super interested in the creek or maybe poked fun at her bcos of it idk.....

b4 she dropped out, margo used 2 b in with the cool kids at school bcos her dad would buy them booze and rarely ask for the money. maybe a fun plot cld b with some of the ‘it girls’ she used to hang around with b4 she got pregnant n dropped out and they all went off to college n stopped texting her.

frinds !! unlikely friends !! toxic friends !! some1 she feels like she knew before irving ???

since margo literally can’t differentiate between romantic and platonic love, she’s got off with so many of her mates, so i want awkward friendships where they nearly dated, or exes that have now just turned into weird friendships. fwbs. enemies with benefits. all the angst. all the slow burn mutual pining we hate each other narratives

locals who play sports. margo wld be all over community soccer n take it way too seriously. maybe ppl she plays hockey with. girls who she’s like, weirdly intimate with but its not a thing cos the other girls straight !!! what do u mean !! aha just fun !

she works part time at scuba. i want a mate that just goes and sits in there talking to her until her manager gets angry.

she's also a surf instructor and occasionally works as a lifeguard!! gal has like 7 jobs ik but regular swimmers hmu

ppl she coaches at the gym !! she wants to be a personal trainer

i reckon she might have recently started meditating to try and calm down her mind cos its always bustling with thoughts, n i think she’s p interested in buddhism so if anyone’s a buddhist hmu

someone she’s trying to make a zine with on female empowerment and women in film and art, etc. just a very feminist zine.

TLDR: angry sports gay, former high school track prodigy turned drop out, who likes feminist literature, wearing leather jackets over slip dresses, and smudged red lipstick.

this was so long !!! im sorry !! if you’ve read this far have a biscuit, love x

#aaaaaaa #we back boys #irvingintro #hmu for plots bayybeyyy

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raisinchallah · 3 years

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well seems missing two nights of sleep every night for two weeks has not made me tired but shifted me into a state where i want sleep even less like i somehow was being crazy energetic after being awake for 36 hours on two hours of sleep <3 like at this point im not really sure im like bipolar and also insert whatever longwinded rant about how stupid a lot of diagnostic categories can be but also sometimes its like literally like wow i am not depressed right now and also doing something somewhat stressful what if experiencing minor amounts of joy correlated with never fucking sleeping like why are the two switches so close to each other that seems like a bad idea but also i am having the mood swings truly not my prettiest sexiest moment i think i just feel trapped in a sleep problems hell i shall never escape <3

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lovingloudly-archived · 5 years

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if you had to recommend some songs by queen for someone who had never listened to them or only know like one song by them,, what songs would you recommend? -🌱⭐️

ehdjrfghkdgdkjh AAAAAH this is v relevant (well queen always is to me but shh) cause i watched the rest of the rock montreal concert last night and cried during SONGS I HAD NO REASON TO CRY AT they just make emotional waah :,)

first off!! a couple of things to note about queen: they literally have a song that will??? never be surpassed in how popular and iconic it is, srsly. NONE OF US have any recollection of learning the lyrics yet when it comes on everyone in the nearby vicinity is like OH FUCK YEAH!!!!. another thing, queen is the only band where each member has individually written a number one single and i think that is pretty iconic so i’m gonna list these songs by band member because honestly KNOWING SOMETHING LIKE…. OH I DONT KNOW… A NOW Astrophysicist writing a song called fat bottomed girls….. yeah! and last thing, u may or may not know so many more queen songs than u think :))

ANYWAY YEAH THERE MIGHT BE A LOT HERE, LISTED BY BAND MEMBER AND KINDA CHRONOLOGICALLY/BY ALBUM (also genuinely i havent even heard all of their songs SO THIS MAY BE INACCURATE IN THE FUTURE BABIE)

* means my personal faves :D

freddie (cat dad, loved his husband jim hutton :D read mercury & me, u fools!!, literally can’t look at him in the 70s vs 80s and believe they’re the same, actually was v shy irl and finding that out made me feel ok abt being shy myself 🥺):*my fairy king liar (JOHN DEACON HAS THE SICKEST BASS SOLO IN THIS OK.)seven seas of rhyefunny how love is (CRIED THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THIS TBH)killer queenin the lap of the gods (AAaaAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAH)death on two legslazing on a sunday afternoon*seaside rendezvous (feels like a summer boardwalk or carnival. ur gonna love it)love of my life*somebody to love (honestly thinking too hard about how many looking for/wanting love songs freddie wrote makes me SO emotional bc he really wanted somebody to love and then a year after he wrote it’s a hard life about the same kinda topic he met jim and they were together until the end :,) and freddie said in an interview that he had “found that niche he was looking for his entire life” and OHH MY GOD THAT MAKES ME CRYY)good old-fashioned lover boy*we are the champions (i can’t listen to this too often but when i do DEFINITELY OPT FOR A LIVE VERSION LIKE LIVE AID BECAUSE IT. HITS. MY HEART)bicycle race (freddie rlly just wanted to write a song about bicycles. and also don’t listen to anyone who tries to say this is about bisexuality oh my GODDD)*don’t stop me now (the happiest song on earth, according to science, IT CHECKS OUT!!! I FEEL SO MUCH SEROTONIN BC OF THIS. EVEN WHEN IT PLAYED THAT ACAPELLA BEGINNING AT THE END OF BO RHAP OHHH MYGOD) *play the gamecrazy little thing called love (inspired by elvis, FREDDIE COULD PLAY LIKE 3 CHORDS ON GUITAR AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT)staying power (watch me put all of hot space on here. ITS A FUNKY ALBUM!)body language (LISTEN. I KINDA LOVE IT)life is realcalling all girls*cool cat (FREDDIE SANG THE FULL THING IN FALSETTO. DO U SEE THIS)*soul brother (HE WROTE THIS ABOUT BRIAN/DEDICATED TO HIM U GUYSS :(((( AND THEY WERE SOUL BROTHERS!!!!! ohmyodtheywereosulbrothrsrs)*it’s a hard lifepain is so close to pleasure (also composed by deaky!)the miracle (it’s credited to all of them but it says the main composers were freddie and john!)*breakthru (THE JOY OF THIS SONG AND HOW MUCH FUN THEY WERE HAVING ON THE VIDEO :(((( IT GETS ME EMO)was it all worth itinnuendoi’m going slightly mad*the show must go on (makes me cry too much to listen to it unless its SAD FREDDIE HOURS but when you think about how close to the end this was yet how fukgignhn incredible his vocals still were it’s so heartbreaking and admirable like waah i just :( love freddie mercury sm)

brian may (TALL. big hair. what is his routine tbh???, ASTROPHYISICIST?? THEY’RE ALL SO SMART. LOVES ANIMALS AND IS TRYING TO END BADGER CULLING. i’d offer him my life):keep yourself alive*doing alright (this was written before queen was properly formed and the band was still roger, brian and tim staffel, who also helped write it, in smile!)the night comes down (you can tell ESPECIALLY well in this song that the only time slots they could get at the studio to record was super late at night ksjfdgjkfdg)father to son*now i’m here (SOUNDS SO GOOD LIVE BECAUSE ITS FASTER AND JUST MORE ENERGETIC AND WAAH OH MY GOD CAN’T RECOMMEND LISTENING TO LIVE VERSIONS OF NOW I’M HERE ENOUGH)*’39 (um. the only song to exist actually! queen’s designated yeehaw song. jsut listen to it played live at earls court babie!! the story of the song is here and TBH LIKE. BRIAN WENT OFF AND CONTINUED TO GO OFF WITH HIS SONGS)*good companytie your mother downwhite man*we will rock youall dead, all dead*sleeping on the sidewalk (MY FAVE BRIAN VOCALS TBH)*it’s late*fat bottomed girls (:^])dragon attack (GONNA YEET THAT SOUND EHYEYEYAAH)dancerput out the fire (PEOPLE GET SHOT BY PEOPLE. PEOPLE WITH GUUUNS)las palabras de amor (depacito song.)*hammer to fall (I PREFER THIS SONG LIVE BUT STUDIO VERSION IS STILL. SO GOOD. THESE LYRICS??? ‘HERE WE STAND, HERE WE FALL, HISTORY WONT CARE AT AALL’ UHHHH!!! HEHEHEHEY HAMMER TO FFaaAAALL?)*who wants to live forever (dont TALK TO Me about this SONG ill cry i literally never listen to it its been months it makes me SO sad and how the music swells and ohh my god I CANTT.)i want it allscandal*headlong (just how cute they all are in the music video ALONE…. hoop diddy diddy… hoop diddy doo :(( wow)roger taylor (for some reason the fandom thirsts over him. its kinda just creepy. i just thinks he’s cute in a rat way and i love him AND ROGERINA see: i want to break free :)) also he said trans rights and as the wise jim hutton said freddie and roger were ‘clearly soulmates’)i’m im love with my car (OH YOU THOUGHT BO RHAP WAS THE WEIRDEST SONG ON ANATO????)drowse*action this day (oh sidenote brian and roger hated hot space and NOBODY IN THE FANDOM NOR ROGER’S OWN CHILDREN AGREE WITH THEM. IT SLAPS HARDDDDD)*radio ga ga (nothing can communicate my joy whenever i hear this song but like with a lot of other songs NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LIVE VERSIONS OF IT AND SEEING ALL THE PEOPLE DO THE HAND CLAPS LIKE :((( their power..)*one vision (yeah its by roger but ever wondered why the last lyric is fried chicken? jim hutton saying to freddie after the band were messing around adlibbing ‘u should leave that in’ AND THEN THEY DID. THANK YOU JIMOTHY HUTHICN)a kind of magic*these are the days of our lives (:()

ALSO AGAIN I HAVENT LISTENED TO ALL OF THEIR SONGS, SO THERE’S A LOT I’M LEAVING OUT DFJHKGFFKGLJ

john deacon (born august 19th 1951 :) and he rlly wants u to know it. his dream when asked was “wet.”, he likes cheese on toast, HAS A LOT OF KIDS, wrote some of the most iconic basslines in the world and is just overall incredibly bouncy and groovy. whether u call him deacy or deaky is up to u and then ur fate will decided by the disco gods)misfire (the general fandom agrees this is abt premature ejaculation. the song’s only 1:50 long AND IT’S MORE OF A FANDOM INSIDE JOKE THAN ANYTHING BUT REALLY.. LISTEN TO THAT SONG AND TRY TO THINK IT HAS MEANING THAT Isn’t That. again, JOHN HAS LIKE 6 KIDS)you’re my best friend (john was only like early 20s when we wrote this but it’s about his wife and :((((( wtf true love)*another one bites the dust (REALLY JUST LIKE. MADE THE BASSLINE FOR ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC SONGS IN THE WORLD. AND HE DID IT MULTIPLE TIMES???)*back chat (another similarly inside joke kinda thing in the album, THE GENERAL CONSENSOUS IS THAT THIS IS ABOUT BRIAN AHAHSHDSFHKJDF BECAUSE THE HOT SPACE ERA WHAT KINDA TENSE SINCE THEY DIDNT AGREE ON THE ALBUM BUT WE’LL NEVER KNOWWW)under pressure (ANOTHER BASSLINE FROM THE MAN THE MYTH THE DISCO LEGEND HIMSELF)*i want to break free (OH AND HE DID THIS SONG AS WELL UHH. EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU JOHN DEACON????)*friends will be friends (makes me so emotional :((( queen were a familyyyy :()

and bonus stuff:

LISTEN TO FREDDIE’S SOLO ALBUM ‘MR. BAD GUY’ I AM BEGGING U,,,, U WON’T REGRET IT IT’S SO ??? JUST LIKE SO FULL OF FUCIGNGN,.. LOVE SONGS AND IT’S S DANCABLE AND ALSO MADE ME CRY AND GOD. it was literally just remastered and rereleased THIS MOnth this is such a good time to listen to it,, pls… their solo stuff is so goodas for live performances definitely recommend live at the rainbow, rock montreal, live aid, hungarian rhapsody & wembley ‘86 HELL I HAVEN’T WATCHED MOST OF THESE MYSELF I’M TOO EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO QUEEN….. BUT I HOPE U LIKED THIS LONGWINDED POST :)

#anon #answered

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djpurple3 · 5 years

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Pass the happy! 🌻🌈 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the most recent people in your notifications!

Hi! Wow! Thank you. I dont usually get asks so wow. Now i am anxious person so im not going to do the carry-on thing sorry dkdbdkgnd

Also a quick side-note/apology @leedlethebeedle you sent me one of these literally months ago and i forgot to do it and then it was awkward so dhfjgkkgj sorry i did see it i swear im just Bad

Onto it!

1. Gotta say... Music! From baroque to My Chemical Romance (thanks for opening my eyes to MCR, Liv) and nearly everything that falls inbetween, music makes me happy. Playing Prokoffiev on my viola? Boom. Happy. Jazz on my trombone? Oh yeah babey. Singing with my friends? Woop woop u kno it. How music sounds, what it means, the statement it can make in its time? Yeah. This is a longwinded way of saying music makes me happy.

2. Writing! I adore writing. I love how far writing can take me (in a purely metaphorical, escapism sense, of course). I hope to be an author some day. Writing sander sides fanfic is one of my favouritist things in the world.

3. Drawing! For many of the same reasons as writing. It's one of the few things I know I can without a doubt say I Am Good At. It's... great.

4. Sanders Sides, Thomas the Boy in general. I don't think I've been as thoroughly in a fandom before. The people are lovely, the content is phenomonal, and yeah it'a a great romp.

5. The people on my life who love me. Such as @leiasolo77 my most darling friend Liv, my other close friends (some of whom might see this but im anxious to tag people lmao so hi??). I know I wouldn't be anywhere without these people who've decided to put stakes in my wellbeing because for some wack reason they like me??? Yeah y'all mean the world to me so jdbgnang ily 💜💜💜

#dj rambles #dj did a thing

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lordkassgnome · 6 years

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oh wow! quite few people have asked to hear more about my untitled meridell plot sequel (im working on a name i cant just keep calling it ‘kass redemption arc’ bc its lisha’s story too!) thank you guys so much ;_>;

unfortunately the sketchbook i have all my concepts/roughs in is back in my hometown LOL.... T_>T if i had it with me i’d share the whole thing but... i have a few doodle tidbits i can post in a couple days (ive been busy, parents visiting this week!) and until then i can shove the general gist under a cut here, haha:

so the major key points i had figured out were:

the plot existed as a counterpoint to the Battle for Meridell plot. it gave us insight on lisha’s perspective, who was a neutral party to the politics involved in the conflict, and it dealt with her coming to grips with the reality of what started out as a fantasy-come-true for her. it’s told mainly through kass’s PoV, though. he is Very Tired.

from here, we get a view of the Meridell-Darigan conflict that is much more skewed towards the cidadel: rather than Kass being just a power-hungry tyrant on a war path, it paints him as a flawed but righteous-intentioned radical-leaning leader who feared aggression from the much bigger and well-off kingdom of Meridell. the actions we viewed in the initial Battle plot are kind of a “history as told by the victors” lens.

god, im sorry, my tastes are so longwinded and boring LOL. here is my fantasy political novel as told through neopets NPCs, hope you didnt expect anything fun.

well at any rate--lisha’s impetus at the beginning of the plot is a little mysterious. obviously, she is a bright girl with a strong sense of justice, so it isnt out of character for her to have realized that Meridell is not as pure as it seems, but as we progress it becomes clear that she has a strong personal stake in the outside of that. she of course doesnt trust kass enough to tell him at first, but it’s there.

about halfway through, as the two build up a fairly mutual relationship (kass lowkey adores lisha as he gets to know her. shes young and smart and full of drive, he wants only the best for her. fierce protectiveness.) she confides something big to him:

skarrl wants jeran to be the one who executes kass. it was never a fair trial to begin with.

this is getting long, but the idea is that jeran has kind of just become a symbol for meridell at this point. lisha’s lost her brother as he’s been turned into a ‘hero for the kingdom.’ and that, in itself, is a little symbolic for her relationship with meridell entirely.

this is so wordy and i am so sorry to everyone. thank you for reading thus far.

#neopets #neotag #lord kass #lisha (neopets)#im thinking of calling it #battle for darigan au #to properly set it up as a mirror for the other plot #mostly the whole thing takes place in court and in between court sessions. fun.#i think too much about games for children on the internet 2k18

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hi!! okay uhm took me a couple days but im gonna put on my big girl pants and talk to u snsnns aaa hi shksjs did not expect u to follw back actually so imagine how much i yelled when i got the notification 😰 its just i love ur works so so much n i look up to them and u bc your way with words is so captivating and it triggers the right emotions that i want to feel when reading,, (mini ramble here) like i just finished reading echo it loud and my god it was heavenlyyy,, my favourite part was that paragraph where u wrote “right above where your heart is and thinks about how your flesh and bones keeps it caged and how twisted it is that there are so many layers, physical and mental, that keeps him from knowing what truly resides in your heart.” when i read that i just had to stop bc i was so amazed. like i was physically shocked at the wording of it all ughh it makes me giggle and thrash in bed like a highschooler in love. aaaa omg this ask has gotten so long ahdjs im sorry 😭

oh my god this ask made me so giddy KSNFNDNF i’m so happy to hear from you i literally read this the other day and have not been able to stop thinking about it because of how beautifully it’s written.

how.. could you not expect me to follow you back?! 1. you’re a great writer 2. your blog is beautiful 3. you seem so cool. i’m so flattered you felt that way though wow you’re so sweet!! 😭 god i’m just sitting here reading this ask over and over because everything you said means so much to me, i’ve never heard anyone describe my fics this way and i feel so happy and so warm. thank you so much, that’s genuinely the kindest and most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me.. wow! i’m so happy you liked ’echo it loud’ and i’m over the moon flattered that you liked that paragraph enough to send this to me and tell me your feelings about it. this is literally making me want to tear up, you’re way too kind.. god thank you thank you a thousand times over thank you. i’m so so happy you sent me this ask partly because of everything you’ve said but also for just!! talking to me, especially when i’ve been too scared to approach you. THANK YOU and donr worry abt being longwinded with me, i love it. thank you <3

#[🧸] robbie #[💌] mail

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swyllh · 6 years

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[junshua] your text here iii

title: your text here

premise: jun is an editor at pledis daily. he’s busy wooing his neighbour, joshua hong. no narratives, text-only.

genre: humour

pairing: junshua

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 (soon)

boo seungkwan’s relationship advice column: boy next door or friendly neighbore?

hello lovely readers!

thank you for submitting all of your queries, albeit under several variations of the same name. this week’s column will be themed after wooing your neighbour, and/or trying to catch his attention.

from wejuhu: what do you do if your neighbour has the best singing voice and he sings every morning and you end up being late to work because you’re listening to him singing?

boo: ooh! it’s terrible to mix your personal and professional life together. if listening to him singing is compromising your professional work ethic, consider setting alarms on your phone so you’ll get out of the house on time.

from junhwen: is it rude to leave flowers for your neighbour in his mailbox?

boo: ah, flowers! they’re the most neutrally-accepted gesture of romancing. i wouldn’t consider it rude, just a little odd. might be best to give them personally! no orange lilies this time ;)

from huijuwen: how do you talk to your neighbour?

boo: oh boy, that really depends. most people use their mouths.

from huiwenjun: if my neighbour, hypothetically, really likes a certain artist, is it weird for me to get him an album from that artist?

boo: there are generally four main components of the economy – consumption, investment, government expenditure, and net exports. when there is an increase in consumption, aggregate demand increases, leading to a multiplier effect where the initial increase of demand and resultant production leads to an increase in income, thus spurring on consecutive rounds of demand and production. national income will increase until the initial increase in expenditure is matched by the increase in withdrawals. go ahead and get him that album, ‘huiwenjun’.

vernon @hansolo

#nowplaying idfc by blackbear

huiwenjun @divaboo

@hansolo @whyjunhui blackbear alert!

wen junhui @whyjunhui

@divaboo @hansolo ive said it before – it’s //not me

huiwenjun @divaboo

@whyjunhui @hansolo right,,,,, those asks were not sent in from the email address wenjunhui.pledisnews.co

vernon @hansolo

@divaboo @whyjunhui is this about joshua?

wen junhui @whyjunhui

@hansolo @divaboo why does everyone know

vernon @hansolo

@whyjunhui @divaboo we’re listening to the album you bought him

vernon @hansolo

@whyjunhui @divaboo *the album he found in his mailbox

from: do not answer!!!!!

look, i’m calling for an intervention

from: do not answer!!!!!

you can’t just leave gifts in joshua’s mailbox

from: do not answer!!!!!

hansol says he’s mildly creeped out already!!!

from: do not answer!!!!!

ok tbh joshua just thinks he’s gotten a misdelivery

from: do not answer!!!!!

even though it had his name on it

from: do not answer!!!!!

jun i know you’re reading this

from: do not answer!!!!!

wen jun hui!

huiwenjun @divaboo

@whyjunhui you can’t run from me forever!!!

to: me

from: booseungkwan.pledisdaily

subject: dude stop ignoring me

how are you such a hermit crab and a mirror-loving ass at the same time??

boo seungkwan has posted on your wall: wen junhui if you do not reply me by 1200 est i will personally take a knife to your flat and carve…

boo seungkwan has liked a post from your timeline!

boo seungkwan has liked a photo from your timeline!

block user?

yes | cancel

starship entertainment @starship.ent

[regional] pigeon carriers in my what? it’s more likely than you think! witnesses reportedly saw 12 pigeons flying from @pledisdaily headquarters since morning. more at noon.

starship entertainment @starship.ent

[regional] concerned members of the public have been filing police reports against the disturbances caused by @pledisdaily’s pigeon carriers.

starship entertainment @starship.ent

[regional] power outrage at @pledisdaily headquarters suspected to be due to damaged wiring. the culprit? pigeons.

plebis – 7 now online

chan has joined the chat.

chan: wow ive never seen scoups so angry

dk: ?? whats up

chan: lecture

hosh: sum1s ben rearign carier pgieons

jeonghan: someone’s been training street pigeons to deliver letters

dk: :O wow!!!!!11!

jihoon: what

minghao: it’s jun

dk: can we get a pigeon

jihoon: no

jeonghan: jun??

chan: is he always this… uh

hosh: dadddy?

jeonghan: longwinded?

chan: close

chan: yes jeonghan

dk: whats happening sound s exciting!

hosh: i almot red sexciting

dk: *sounds sorry!!!

minghao: don’t be sorry

seungkwan has joined the chat.

jun has left the chat.

seungkwan: oh my god

hosh: ikr hes planing 2 increas overtime?????????

seungkwan: that

seungkwan: bitch

dk: :O

minghao: same

seungkwan: i mean jun

minghao: oh

dk: :OOOO

chan: oh no rip jun

minghao: rip jun

jeonghan: rip jun

hosh: rip jun

dk: rip jun

dk: wait whats goign on

seungkwan: ^

seungkwan: im covering up all reflective surfaces, at toilet 3 now

chan: scoups figured out it was jun

chan: all the bird shit on his desk

seungkwan: …

seungkwan: rip jun

from: do not answer!!!!!

carrier pigeons really

to: do not answer!!!!!

you were flooding out my phone???

from: do not answer!!!!!

if you talked to me i wouldn’t have to flood your phone

to: do not answer!!!!!

stop trying to smoke me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to: do not answer!!!!!

im 3hrs behind my regular scheduled selfies and vanity!!!!!!!!!!!

from: do not answer!!!!!

i n t e r v e n t i o n

joshua hong has sent you a friend request!

accept | decline

#seventeen #seventeen ff #seventeen fanfic #junshua #junhui #joshua #jisoo #seungkwan #im crying #regular scheduled vanity #yes you go boi

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