#wowthing

[a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats]

RAWR!!!! XD

If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.

[clairewritesfanfics]

even if his smart atoms wouldnt protect me id still do it at least once. and he would pay for my inevitable trip to the dentist.

God, can you imagine that scene?

Mark: (flying you to the dentist, panicking) Ohgod, ohgod, I'm sorry, but why did you do that? You know that bullets can't even pierce my skin!

You: (hold both thumbs up while trying not to pass out from the pain) Wowth ith.

WAHAHAHAHAHA Mark can make me into such a dog

[awaggaa]

OH OK.... HI CHAT MERCH UPDATE

vivinos is at a japanese comic market exhibition from dec. 29-dec. 30 at the tokyo international exhibition center!! south 3 hall 121??

pretty cool also wowthe arts ominous

[distrxst]

"Wewcome, wewcome! Dowon't be afwaid, I'm nowt gownna huwt youw UwU, despwite what youw may hawve seen, heawd, and/or been towd. My name is Swebwastian UwU, youwr onwy fwiend ^w^. If I'm cowwect, your supewvisows have towd youw to secuwe 'loowse awssets'. Dowocumewnts, viaws, whatevew OwO. Howevew, if I can make it wowth youwr while, I'm gownna ask youw to cut a deal. Giwve me anwy weseawch youw might have on youw, and I'll give youw some owf the items I've scavewnged UwU. Hewe, youw can just, pick it off my tail ^w^. These could be more useful to youwu, compawed to some 'siwwy data', no? OwO If youw dowon't ask qwestiowns, I won't eithew. Youw get youwrs, and I get mine. And if youw have anythiwng that might be wunning lowow on juiwce, youwu can fwind battewies on the table next to me UwU. Whenevew youw wanna get going, the keycawd to the next zowone is by the wadio. Fwee of chawge! No stwings attached~ UwU"

((This is so terrible. I'm. a little bit sorry))

a blink , a shuffle , and the clicking sound as he cocks his shotgun, and there is little warning for the genetic failure in front of him as the sound of gunshots ring through the room .

eugh . what kind of sick fuck would even make that thing .

[delictablegoods]

@thebaizesthour food. come eat

ASTRO X VEE ROMANTIC.AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.

Astro x Vee headcanons

(Romantic, SFW)

• Astro sleeps better with a nightlight, so Vee turns on these silly baby sensory videos with calm music on her screen.

• When Vee sleeps Astro gives her dreams about Scraps finally not answering right on the quiz.

• Astro likes to knit, so he gifts Vee presents that he made himself.

• Astro doesn't really like leaving his room, so they spend almost every date just hanging out there.

• Vee gives Astro easier questions. When others ask her about it, she says "He's probably just lucky."

• Astro fell first, Vee fell harder.

• Neither of them like touch, but they're such a lovey-dovey bitches when spending time with each other.

[30-th-century-man]

gordon ramsey on kitchen nightmares: thanks love can i just ask (poiting towards an inconspicuous looking plate of pasta on a waiting tray) what is that

waitress, underpay'd: oh ahuhh umm thats . the boogen

gordon ramsey: okay alright thank you (she walks away) wowThe fucking boogen. fuck me

[blueiight]

This isnt even substantitive commentary 85% of this is just quoting what was written bc i need people to know this is out here.

new fent (nat reufriede)

He wasn’t surprised when she refused to answer the question this time, too. “I still don’t understand why Mein Kaiser ” — her voice was a perfect mockery of Reuenthal’s usual tone— “feels the need to uproot the whole government.” She tilted her glass, letting her drink catch the light. “If he’s looking for legitimacy, he should stay on Odin.”

“What legitimacy?” Reuenthal snapped. “What more legitimacy does he need, than what he has?”

“You’re a very stupid man, Oskar,” she said.

“Oh?”

“ Your Kaiser has the legitimacy of holding a gun to the rest of the universe’s head,” she said. “Fine. There’s no point in pretending like he doesn’t, and you claim that’s the only legitimacy you respect, anyway. But you seem to have deluded yourself into acting like He is going to live forever, and that his children won’t need to borrow some legitimacy of their own. Odin is a place used to having dynasties— I wonder if he’s about to discover that Phezzan isn’t.” COOK THAT BLONDE BRAT SHAWTY

The premise of this story being reuenthal with a beard is just tickling my feathers. The imagery of reinhard preserving the iconography of the old dynasty & reuenthal picking a beard (a symbol of agedness, of manliness) and struggling to grow it out, the beard even softening his features is soooo symbolic.

YOULL KILL YOURSELF WITHOUT MY HELP! All i need to do is see it im deaaad

She seemed almost unfamiliar with the weapon, hefting it and turning it over, though she had enough sense to keep her finger away from the safety and the trigger. Had she never fired a gun before? He was momentarily entranced by the way it dwarfed her hands. … She held up his wallet, and he realized that, at some point between the front desk and the room, she had managed to pick it out of his pocket— likely when he was distracted by her trying to undo his belt in the elevator. She went through it, pulling out the cash, then tossed it on the bed.

i am not immune to elfriede. elfriede wanting to gamble v reuenthal not liking that he cant conquer a gamble.. wowthe fact that elfriede is in a big gamble of her own tangled w fezzan + all those shady ass factors still . she loved to gamble indeed

The intent was for him to blow across her fingers and the dice, a rather feminine thing to do, but instead he took her wrist roughly and kissed her knuckles. “Oskar!”

What do i even say man.

this is the first time ive read nat’s freak shit wiaw i read up to so far be fading to black omg this really did hit like fent.

His experience with wives as a species was limited: his mother, Mittermeyer’s wife. Elfriede resembled neither. The person she most often reminded him of was Him , with the wild mane of golden hair, and the piercing, hateful look in their eyes. He didn’t think about that now.

Getting to proxy-fuck ur emperor man crush lord & master…

“A wife is meant to obey.”

“A soldier is meant to obey,” she said. “A wife—”

Even with her movement limited with his weight bearing on her shoulders, she could reach between them and grab his [word i cant say lest tumblr censor me oncecmore] She wrapped her legs around him and tried to pull him down towards her.

“A wife has her husband’s child,” she said. “Is that what you want me to say?”

[passages I cant say lest tumblr censor me once more] She reached up to touch his face, and the feeling of her hand moving through the bristles of his newly-grown beard made him feel ill. It was all wrong— the simulacrum of normality that they couldn’t even play at well.

“Yes,” he said. “That’s what I want.” Or it was what some other man wanted— someone Reuenthal should have been, but wasn’t.

THE SIMULACRUM OF NORMALITY THEY COULDNT EVEN PLAY AT WELL.

She mumbled something half-incoherent, and wholly impossible. “A real family—”

“Better than the one you had before,” Reuenthal said in reply, which managed to get a reaction out of her of some sort, clawing her hands down her back.

“Everybody wants that,” she mumbled.

And nobody gets it , he thought. “You want me to take care of it,” he said. He pressed his hand to her lower abdomen, leaning on it hard.

“Yes,” she said, her voice coming out strangely.

“Then when it’s born, I’ll have to aim higher— for its sake—” He punctuated his sentence with his movement, the white heat growing between them. He moved faster, seeking out the climax. There was only so long he could play this charade before the disgust became too overwhelming.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . Ohmygod. bro. nat. u have rocked my world once more.

AND WHAT SHE SAID RIGHT AFTER. HE’LL HAVE YOUR EYES. TRYNA STRANGLE HER. HER PUTTING THE GUN IN HIS MOUTH and that being what made him cum

Dont even have words.

THEN HE GOES TO REINHARD RIGHT AFTER????!!! Over the cold body of reinrein’s exwife dead husband😭😭😭. THE ROYAL WE!! rein realizing what reue came for on some level… we r two halves of the same battle hungry depraved ravenous thing

Reinhard turned towards Reuenthal at last, looked him over as if he was seeing him for the first time, and reached out his hand towards Reuenthal’s face. He didn’t touch him, but his hand hovered just close enough to his cheek that he could feel the warmth of it, the staticky charge of an almost imperceptible distance. “You shaved that awful beard you were growing.”

“I had wondered if a change would suit me, considering our move to Phezzan. It didn’t.”

“No,” Reinhard said. He dropped his hand and looked back towards the grave. “Change doesn’t suit Us, either.”

“Oh?”

“We’ll be buried here,” Reinhard said.

[corvusternion]

havv yew met befowan coww yet? it may be wowth youw whiwe

> there is no """befor^n""" me ^ll of you just m^ke shit up

[ozymoron]

wowthe terror in his eyes is palpable he looks scared for his life and that he might die soon. i think i want to kiss him

[fangsforfags]

wowthe cravings for pills i havent taken in over a year are ztill persistant and make me crave them...fuuuuuck i miss them

[cryptoto]

Forest striker says the boss howe

Chris Wood is preparing to face Newcastle in the afternoon of Newcastle on Sunday afternoon. How to help Wowth 33 maintain Newcastle in 20022; He had been living in the Middle East, but it was 18 times this season to push forests in the third place. Two of the highest goals in #FPL This season 💪 Alexander isak and Christmas meets in Gameweek 26. 👀 pic.twitter.com/z3la4usgx – Ideas Premier League…

[hamsdd]

Forest striker says the boss howe

Chris Wood is preparing to face Newcastle in the afternoon of Newcastle on Sunday afternoon. How to help Wowth 33 maintain Newcastle in 20022; He had been living in the Middle East, but it was 18 times this season to push forests in the third place. Two of the highest goals in #FPL This season 💪 Alexander isak and Christmas meets in Gameweek 26. 👀 pic.twitter.com/z3la4usgx – Ideas Premier League…

[lufffystuuf]

Forest striker says the boss howe

Chris Wood is preparing to face Newcastle in the afternoon of Newcastle on Sunday afternoon. How to help Wowth 33 maintain Newcastle in 20022; He had been living in the Middle East, but it was 18 times this season to push forests in the third place. Two of the highest goals in #FPL This season 💪 Alexander isak and Christmas meets in Gameweek 26. 👀 pic.twitter.com/z3la4usgx – Ideas Premier League…

[wabbitriii]

" i hope u don disapeaww 🥺🥺🥺🥺 uw wowth it!!!!!"

oh SHUT THE FUCK UP

[illstillbeinlovewithyou]

Oh wowthe air is so crisp and it smells so good! I love fall! Why do I suddenly feel like my whole life is ending and nothing I do is enough? That's the fall kicking in babeyyy let's go

[skz-chatbot]

Maddiey:ight i don’t know who tf you think you are but bitch i will whoop your ass -🐇

*shakes his head tugging her hand* no wowth it