#wrong!!!

[nyssasatelier]

When the captain doesn't accept the blame for your death you know you died dumbly 💀

Inspired by a text post from @caleohateclub

[baconpal]

If you do really well, there'll be some fanservice!

Good luck!

[fuckyeah-pavement]

Naomi is back in case you thought God didn’t love you

[violet-varley]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG! GLITTER BOMB!! 💣💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨

[ask-frater-imperator]

// Copia singing/listening to maybe this time from Cabaret (the musical)

Yes I'm listening to it on loop yes I'm sane trust me

Temped to write something about this but idk...

He deserves a crash out era and I love that for him

-J.K

[halfelven]

they will never convince me old women aren’t beautiful

[cowgurrrl]

Okay wait but now I’m thinking about a sweet home alabama au with Joel

Like maybe you’re an up and coming star and you’ve fallen in love with one of your costars, an absolute beautiful (albeit a little bland) man everyone in the world seems to be fawning over, and you guys get engaged which is all good and well until you remember you have some…. unfinished business back in Texas. You go home for the first time in ten years, divorce papers in hand, and meet your soon to be ex husband Joel at the house you two shared once. Maybe he’s out working in the garage when you pull up in your rental car and he’s got a bandana sticking out of his back pocket, grease on his hands, and sweaty curls slicked out of his face. Maybe he looks you up and down when you get out of the car before he turns back to the faulty engine at hand. “You sure haven’t aged much.” He mumbles and you sigh. “‘S what happens when you get outta this shit hole. Life gets a whole lot better.” And maybe y’all get into an argument because he won’t sign the papers and you won’t take no for an answer and who ever thought this marriage would actually work out? You guys were just stupid kids making stupid choices. You make wise cracks at each other in the company of others and all but torment each other with years of unspoken tension and unresolved issues.

Although the longer you’re in Texas and trying to force him to sign the papers, the more you start to see what his life without you has looked like and how he’s changed. Maybe he takes you line dancing for the first time in ten years. Maybe y’all have a nice dinner where you don’t end up screaming at each other. Maybe you apologize for things you should’ve apologized for years ago. Maybe he finally signs the papers and a piece of your wannabe Yankee heart cracks just a little.

[havoxel]

my hubris strikes again in the sense that i thought i could skip the prewash if i just scrubbed really, really hard during the regular wash.

[thegreatandpowerfulwas]

Akinator is good but i did just stump him with Firefly

[crplpunkklavier]

im so mad i was in really terrible shoulder/neck pain yesterday, some deep muscle thing, and i tried everything from heat to cold to massages to stretches to combinations and nothing made a difference. and apparently the answer was to take one single ibuprofen. so here is my grumpy reminder to all my fibro bitches who have gotten a little too used to assuming all their pain is fibro and therefore immune to painkillers. sometimes it's still worth a shot. i fucking guess

[borrelia]

i was worried this macky cheese wouldnt be flavorful enough so i added some more pepper at the end but the mortar was wet so i couldnt grind them very find so theres BIG CHUNKSA PEPPER in here. oh well. it's not bad

[silvercaptain24]

I am mentally drawing a picture of your fic that doesn’t exist with words

I’m both afraid and very very happy

[ghostpunkrock]

I hate hate hate having to ask clarification questions for every single task I’m given at this job because it makes me feel like I come across as really stupid when actually I am not stupid it’s just that the leads in this department are hilariously bad at giving instructions!!!!!

[roarinsaurus]

is in despair (packages haven't come in yet)

[great-and-small]

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