#wtgfs ofc

[effluentstream]

so my melanie & miles investigative team au fic is officially in progress.

[ID: A screenshot of text from a word document that reads as follows:

“Miles calls Melanie as soon he finishes reading the tip email about Mount Massive, not realizing he’s failed to consider the time difference between Colorado and London until Georgie picks up the phone and says, ‘Upshur, it is 3 in the morning here. Melanie’s asleep.’ Her voice sounds soft, thick with sleep, and - remarkably - only slightly annoyed.

‘Investigative journalism never sleeps, Barker,’ he quips. Georgie responds with an airy, exasperated sigh.”]

[the-speyeral]

ive been thinking abt a gravity falls x 36 questions au because im normal ofc and i dont have the energy to fully plan this out what with my wtgf au (and also with how niche this idea is) so take whatever the continuing ramble will be (under the cut)

okay so it would be fiddauthor centric, with ford being judith and fiddleford being jase. i imagine ford wouldnt be nearly as energetic as judith, but i still think it fits

ford wouldn't have lied about his name and identity, but rather his family and the fact that he had a twin brother. it would have been the same as with judith where she lied that her parents were dead because she wished they were. however, he just felt embarrassed and scared about what might happen or what fiddleford would have thought were he to meet fords parents (yes this means he also lied by omission by not mentioning shermies existence ever)

they still meet in uni, and both graduate but they do start dating during uni (yes because of the questions and like a year after ford gets his last degree they get married wooo!!! and move to gravity falls because fiddleford just wants ford to be happy

after fiddleford finds out that fords been lying (he finds out when stan calls to try making amends and fiddleford answers to stans apologetic ramblings) he runs back to tennessee and ford follows him there two weeks after to try winning him back (the record was a journal btw and he was very thorough with his entries ofc ofc, so that gets left with fiddleford)

his plan fails and many years go by without a word, until fiddleford emails ford out of the blue with answers to the questions he had never answered that night. by now, he had met, married, and divorced emma-may and had tate with her

anyways they make amends and fiddleford is sympathetic and woo gay people are happy the end

[yellowvixen]

being a fifth wheel must be hard

[anamelessfacelessnerd]

That was really good. It made me very happy. I liked the brutal murder of Jonelias Magchard. I knew Jon was gonna deviate from the plan ofc, and I knew it wasn’t gonna be a happy ending, but we got some quality jmart content, we got some WTGFs plus Basira, we got The Admiral, we got a lovely reference to Simon Fairchild, and best of all, Jon and Martin aren’t necessarily dead, so all in all 10/10.

[midwestcannibal]

favorite tma character? also do u have any tma ships?

oh man my all time fav is probably jon he’s just v ✨relatable✨ and is a comfort kin more than anything else and i wish that i could hold his hand v softly and tell him it is ok to cry

SHIP wise i feel like i’m p much a normie i mean any variation of jonmartim EXCEPT for jontim s2 forward i don’t like that at all :/ wtgfs obv, i think lonelyeyes is funny but i don’t Ship It ya kno. timsasha ofc. i think it gets more “crackship” esc when we get into melaniesasha and georgie x annabelle???? also me x annabelle 🥰

[flashhwing]

for the ask meme: georgie/gerry?

Georgie:

favorite thing about them

She just feels like such a Fun person.  truly a bright spot in this horror podcast

least favorite thing about them

I don’t like how often she steps over the boundaries she set for herself.  she can be Done with the magnus institute and all the supernatural shit that goes on there, but to keep coming back and being tangentially involved sort of defeats the purpose there, doncha  think?

favorite line

i don’t feel like hunting down the exact line but when jon talks about nikola coming to threaten him and she’s like “yeah i had to change all my lightbulbs :/” like having an evil clown in her house is nthing more than a mild inconvenience jfkdls

brOTP

her n jon!  i love ,, they.  love how much love an care they have for each other even years after breaking up.  i know this is brotp section but like ... if they’d gotten back together in s3 .... would that have been so bad? really?

OTP

melanie ofc!!! 

nOTP

i  haven’t actually seen any georgie shps besides jongeorgie and wtgfs so like .... there’s nothing to notp

random headcanon

i think georgie sews most of her own clothes.  they’re not like, extravagant or frilly or anything, but it’s a good passtime and she likes being able to wear the fruits of her labor

unpopular opinion

while i love the concept of end!georgie, i like that she stays resolutely human.  that’s her choice, it’s significant, and she shouldn’t be an avatar.

song i associate with them

hey now by the regrettes feels like georgie to me for no partiular reason

favorite picture of them

this one by @ghostbunn​

Gerry:

favorite thing about them

big scary goth man but he’s so gentle and kindhearted.  also that dry wit.  

least favorite thing about them

said he didn’t trust gertrude but clearly kinda did.  what is the truth

favorite line

when he makes a big deal about jon ripping out his page and he’ll tell him what he wants to know, then jon rips out his page and he’s just  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh i dunno

brOTP

gerry and melanie!!!! listen!!! they shoulda met.  they’re BROS!

OTP

jongerry

nOTP

michael.  i think it’s funny if michael has a weird misplaced paternal instinct for eric delano’s son.  i think it’s disgusting if they’re romantic

random headcanon

i think gerry traded a bottle of whiskey for an old beat up bass and he can kinda play it but mostly he just likes plucking the e string because Vibrations

unpopular opinion

he might like three cheers if he listened to it but i don’t thnk gerry listens to mcr

song i associate with them

coffin by black veil brides

favorite picture of them

the second one in this set, also by @ghostbunn

[crave-mp3]

Thank you so much for tagging me!!!

Three ships: hmmmm tbh i dont ship a lot but recently i've been thinking of how much i cared about Mal/Molly from the Lumberjanes comic books as a kid (especially reading their first kiss). This was like DEEP in my denial stage and im surprised i didn't crack right then and there. Ill also add jmart and wtgfs.

Last song: cherry wine, by hozier

Last movie: head hurty cant remember :(( sorry

Currently reading: light from uncommon stars, by ryka aoki, and all the light we cannot see, by anthony doerr!! I technically also have like 50 pages left in frankenstein that i haven't finished yet oops

Currently watching: midnight mass and doctor who !!

Currently consuming: 2 extra strength acetaminophen. Because head hurty

Currently craving: sleep. Snork mimimi

Tagging: @draculagerard @pussy-prep @lj-girlie @junkyardromeo @straydogsickness @theydoctor @pissditching @walkingcontradiction42 @caintooth (no pressure ofc!! And feel free to join in if u see this and i didn't tag u <3)

tagged by: @carriettaway thank you!!!!!!!! (: !!!!!!

nine people to get to know better !!!!!!!!

three ships: to be honest i dont have really any "main" ships in shit im just gay and want everything to be gay so like every piece of media i consume i just make it fruity in my brain for my own sake

last song: love und romance by the slits, my gay ass was shakin ass to this as i love the slits also heart it races by architecture in helsinski which is such a fun weird song and i also shake ass to just a different kind of ass shake

last movie: howl's moving castle last night which was very much so a repeat movie i watch it a lot and every time howl's gay ass entrances me

currently reading: who's afraid of virginia woolf, a repeat book but i enjoy rereading to figure out how i actually feel about it

currently watching: BATMAN!!! batman the animated series!! i love batman i love batman i love batman yes i am autistic why do you ask

currently consuming: last thing i ate was a homemade cookie which i shouldnt have ate because i cant have dairy ):< but it was a cookie so (:<

currently craving: dumplings.........i will grab some on my way out of town today mayhaps............. (:<

nine tags !!!!: @welleducatedinfant , @incorrigibledecomposition , @l-s-dunes , @catholicjinx , @joyfullyagnostic , @thecashandandrogyny , @poolboyatthevampyremansion , @baskinsilence , @sydneyunkillables , super sorry if someone already did something like this, no worries feel free to ignore if you dont wanna (: