#wttt albany

[washington-wttt]

* Albany and NYC walking to Washington's room with a camera*

Washington do you have any advice for our new siblings how to survive our lives as a immortal beans?

Well you see there are three simple and easy steps you must follow

Step one: contemplate existence

Step II: have existential crisis(bonus points for crying on the floor)

Step 3: acceptance

Or at least that’s my method

[hypertimesstuff]

may change her a lil but . here she is !

i think that shes v owlike,,, using her power she can also see through walls and through people <3

(Also — she has glasses which I forgot in the second one)

[louis--wifey]

Massachusetts (singing): But she caught me on the counter

Albany (singing): It wasn’t me!

Massachusetts (singing): Saw me banging on the sofa

Albany (singing): It wasn’t me!

Massachusetts (singing): I even had her in the shower

Albany (singing): It wasn't me!

Massachusetts (singing): She even caught me on camera

Albany (singing): It wasn’t-

New York: *turns off the radio*

Massachusetts: Hey!

New York: I’m sorry, do you think this song is appropriate for the 9 year old in the back?

Massachusetts: Please, she doesn’t understand any of this. Albany, what’s this song about?

Albany: Doing it on the bathroom floor, getting caught, and lying about so you don't get in trouble

Massachusetts: Well maybe she does..

[kaz-playz]

That tiktok audio "im gonna call the boogey man" is so NYC & Albany or Austin & Houston

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NYC/Houston: Im gonna call the boogey man. *agressive dialing*

Albany/Austin: NOOOO! Get Santa!!

NYC/Houston: I'm not calling Santa, im calling the boogey man

Albany/Austin: NOOO! *wailing*

NYC/Houston: Yeah, EAT HER TOES! Cuz she's bad. *evil smiling*

Albany/Austin: *demonic screech crying*

[stawpny]

I’m feeling rather generous today /j

so I’ll give you some hc’s plus a 3,000 word fanfic that I wrote in a span of 4 hours

I get bored sometimes

especially when the wttt New York tag is dry on Ao3 and here (guys pls 🤧/ hj)

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-York and California love to hold hands and do cheesy shit like watching the stars from a rooftop or watching the waves crash on a beach

-let’s say, hypothetically (🤓) CA and NY would get married and them and their children would move in together, I feel that LA and NYC would hate eachothers guts, Sacramento and Albany would be like best friends, and SF and Buffalo would be friends too.

-CA: paper star maker

-NY: paper star receiver

-NY raised Vermont and was like the Massachusetts to his Maine, if you know what I mean. He kept every little think Vermont had made for him when he was a child.

- NY: “Just because Beyoncé made a country song DOESNT MEAN I LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC!” -(quoted from me)

- (HC from @sleepdeprivedsimp234) NY and TX play fight with each other. Like York would playfully punch him in the shoulder and it would just escalate until they just laugh it off.

Ex:

New York: Watch it, big guy, you don’t want to feel my wrath

Texas: Alright tiny, bring it on

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Anyways, if u want to read this, please do, I spent so long on it 😭 (not forcing!)

A sick, drunk, and emotional New York.

And, it’s the Fourth of July.

How could anything possibly go wrong? 🙀

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[emlovesstates]

Buffalo: hey Rochester

Rochester:* annoyed* What buffalo

Buffalo: guess Who got the most snow in the state this year.

Rochester:* Rolling his eyes* you

Binghamton NY: yeah you only beat him by 10 inches buffalo God.!

Buffalo: I still win

Rochester: good for you Buffalo I couldn’t care less

Albany: What you mad that you lost again

Rochester: shut up Albany

NYC: geez little brother not to be so mean but you’re just bitter that you never win

Rochester: fuck all of you I’m out i’m gonna go burn some shit with Houston* storms out of the room*

[hypertimesstuff]

its a "thinking about wttt" kinda day except now im thinking abt the cities ,, who i consider their kids bc its fun

going to draw Albany i think. i love her

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Philly to Albany: I’m sorry Albany, I didn’t mean to run into you earlier

Albany: it’s Okay question do you think I’m cute. Because you called me cute