#y'all have such cool ass last name takes it's D E L I C I O U S

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SAW THE POSTS ABOUT THE LAST NAMES AND IM JUMPING IN ON THIS

Virgil Knight -- a reference to big time rush and also to a scene from a fic I'm writing, Roman calls him a dark and stormy knight and im not giving any more context

Roman and Remus Prince -- fairly obvious as to why, occasionally they will have the "Sanders" last name and they are the ONLY ones who get it (cough cough hidden knight/prince dynamic with Remus and Virgil cough cough)

Logan Berry/Crofters -- super common I feel, yet I love it

Patton Heart -- a default but I literally never write for him in human aus. I think if I wrote him a fic his last name would be something to do with a lilypad or similar frog theme, like Patton Ribbit. Silly silly times

Janus Typhon -- back before we knew janus's name I thought his name was Typhon. If memory serves correctly he was a demigod that had something to do with snakes (but I could be wrong this was years ago. Also Typhon, irregardless of how it's actually pronounced, I read it as "Ty-f-on" but I've heard it pronounced like "ty-poon")

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Don't be shy guys drop the BTR AUs /light hearted /joking /teasing No but in all seriousness those are good I've seen most of those but never the Creativitwins having the Sanders last name or Jan with Typhon I dig it for him!!!

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wesker for the nsfw alphabet plss

Y'all the amount of requests I have rn are crazy and I'm so fucking tired so I'm going to be slow to update and just do he asks I feel like doing so I dnt burn out. Hope y'all understand :')

Albert Wesker NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

There is aftercare if he has been rough. He will prepare a bath and get you whatever you need.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his eyes. They are just so cool and makes his look intimidating. And they always seem to make you shiver when they pierce you. He loves you ass. That's all I need to say.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He doesn't like messes so he prefers to cum in you. Also because he wants to breed you..

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

You came to his work wearing a small skirt and it got him really distracted and hard. So when you left and he could slip away he jerked off. The image of you in that short tight skirt plagued his mind and he moaned our your name.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Hardly has experience but what he lacks in experience he makes up in confidence.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Cowgirl but he's still dominant. Or doggy style. I can't pick 😮‍💨

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He more serious. What's so funny about sex?

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

It's all nice and trimmed. What else did you expect a bush? No not from this god. Nothing is messy or sloppy. It perfect.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He can be romantic. It usually is but sometimes it's not. He can be really sweet and gentle. It's kinda rare.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He hardly masturbates he just doesn't feel the need to.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He likes gags. Especially gag rings.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bedroom. You guys have privacy and it's easier to breed you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you all dolled up for him. Seeing you in your best clothing and hanging onto his arm it's gets him going.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Share you. You are his and his alone.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers to give. He just loves tasting you and having your juices coat his face.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It's depends. Most of the time the speed is n between fast and slow.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He doesn't really like them. You don't have them that often. He prefers proper sex so he can properly breed you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He doesn't take a lot of risks and he's okay to experiment as long as it's not too risky or bad.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last for hours. With uroboros he has so much stamina.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He does not own toys he doesn't need to. He will never bring the into the bedroom. He has himself and his tentacles so toys are not needed.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He likes to tease but doesn't do it a lot

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He grunts a lot and here and there he moans. If your sucking him off and catch him off guard he'll whine.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He likes to be edged. Idk why but I feel like he'd just love you to tease him back and try to take control.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He's 8 inches long and 3 inches thick.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It's not that high. But when he's horny oh boy...

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He waits till you fall asleep then he'll fall asleep a little after.

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Alphabetzen (NCTZEN Alphabet) // Alfabetozen (Alfabeto NCTZEN)

!!! IT’S A LONG POST !!! // !!! É UM POST LONGO !!!

This post contains NCTZEN’s inside jokes, NCT song names, full name of NCT members and nicknames used by fandom, I hope y'all enjoy! // Este post contém piadas internas das NCTZEN, nomes de músicas do NCT, nome completo dos membros do NCT e apelidos usados ​​pelo fandom, espero que gostem!

*PS: THE "OPEN YOUR RICE" THING IS A JOKE, DON'T GET ANNOYED WITH THAT THANK YOU! // O NEGÓCIO DO  "OPEN YOUR RICE" É UMA PIADA, NÃO SE IRRITE COM ISSO OBRIGADA!

~Adm Rabbit~  / ×adm hiyeonji× 

A

Around

Angel

Another World

Arigato Man

Abnormal Summit

B

Blue Tigger

Baby Don’t Like It

Back 2 U

Because of You

Belle

‘Bery Hot’

‘Be there or be square’

‘Booming system up uh uh’

Bunny

Bassbot

Black on Black

C

Chittaprrrrr

‘C’mon Mark!’

Chewing Gum

Cherry Bomb

Cool

Cure

D

Drop

Dong Sicheng

Dolphin Laugh

Dunk Shot

Dream in a Dream

E

‘Every place I touch is a pose’

F

Foreigner Swaggers

Fire Truck

G

Good Thing

H

‘Hello Johnny’

‘Haji mala! Hajima aiiiish!’

Huang Renjun

‘He told me he washed his hands, but he lied’

Handshake

Heartbreaker

I

‘I lived in America for 4 years man, that’s why I’m here!’

‘I’m jOnNhY’ 

‘I want to have xxxx with you fat ass’

Intense Gaze

I Wanna Go Into Your Heart

J

Johnny’s Fashion Evaluation

Jeffrey

Jung Yoonoh

‘Jisung Pwark’

K

Kim Dongyoung

Kim Jungwoo

L

Lemonade Love

Lee Taeyong

Lee Jeno

Lee Minhyung

Lee Donghyuck

Limitless

La La Love

M

Macarony

Mickey Mouse Club

Masita Seaweed

MC

Moon Taeil

‘My name is WinWin, let’s WinWin!’

‘Mark, don’t overreact!’

‘Makeuuuu’

‘Mark is going through puberty, so... I’m sorry‘

Mad City

My First Adn Last

My Page

N

NCTZEN

NCT LIFE

Neo Culture Technology

Nakamoto Yuta

Na Jaemin

Nightmare

O

‘Oh Daddy!’

Osaka Prince

Open your rice

Owl

‘Oh sh*t...’

Once Again

Open The Door

P

Park Jisung

Parrot

Paradise

Paper Umbrella

Q

Qian Kun

R

Running 2 U

‘Reolli?’

S

Strony

Star Blossom

‘Seulgi Noooona’

Seo Youngho

‘Six packs are too heavy so i only carry one!’

‘Sing Sang Sung’

Switch

Summer 127

Sun & Moon

Stay In My Life

Super Moon

T

Takoyaki prince

TNT

Twin Towers

Ty Track

Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul

‘That’s a long ass ride’

‘Take it Take it Take it  Take it’

Taste The Feeling

Trigger The Fever

The 7th Sense

U

‘Uuuh Dream tcha tcha hey Yooo Dream tchak tchak ay’

V

Vroom Vroom Talk Show

W

World Wide

‘Where is my hair?’

Wong Yukhei

Wake Up

Wolf and Sheep

Whitout You

Whiplash

Walk You Home

We Young

X *

Y

Yakisoba Hair

‘You’re not famous’

Young & Free

Z

Zhong Chenle

Zero Mile