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With Disgrace

A Count The Days story. As part of his sentence from the Court Martial for Conduct Unbecoming, and prior to being tried as a civilian for the murder of Jacob Kay, Haskell is formally expelled from the Department. Contains mentions of death.

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Here I am, in uniform, for the last time, being escorted down the corridor to the one event I would give anything to skim over in my fall from grace. Anything else- save if I were to hang, I suppose, and the thought makes my face twitch- would be more bearable.

The Rangers are there to take me out- two of them, uniformed, sharp sabres glinting under the fluorescents. I squint at their uniforms until I work out they’re both Warrant Officers. That’s a deliberate snide on Davies’ behalf, rubbing in that I no longer hold the authority I used to, and they both seem to know it. As it stands, I was the head of the Chairman-General’s Corps. There is nobody there who I was subordinate to, so they default to the unit I was in prior to that, the Rangers.

There’s Nelson coming up behind me and the two Prison Service officers either side of me. Nelson is carrying my sword under his on his hip. I thought, somehow, that this would be more momentous than this. It’s not. 

Davies is waiting just at the end of the corridor, where the windows, high and small, are open, and I can hear the wind howling in. Through a heavy iron-bar gate and an equally imposing door, there is Nation Square. There is the parade of the Chairman-General’s Corps assembled, waiting for us, waiting for me. Waiting to see my shame laid out for them and my status and honour ripped from me and thrown to the wolves for the sake of justice. It’s not justice. I did fuck all to deserve this.

Prison, yes. I can understand that. I don’t agree, I don’t- but I can understand how the idea of retributive justice makes people happy, and even though it seems unfair to punish me for an accident of all things, a man did die. Jacob did die. There has to be something to balance the scales. If only to soothe hurt feelings. This enforced shame, this humiliation, however, I can’t reconcile in my head just yet. It doesn’t seem fair to me. I didn’t fucking mean to kill him. It just happened.

“Sort your face out, Haveter, and sort your collar out,” says Davies, gesturing to me as we walk closer to him. I stop, and try to force the look of disdain, of put-upon suffering off my face. Davies carries on. “Why is the top button undone? You should know fucking better.”

“It makes me feel like I’m choking,” I say simply. I’m sure the undertone is evident- if there’s one thing Davies could do, it’s pattern recognition. I’m sure he pieced together the undone top buttons and looser ties that all began the day when it was made clear to me that being hanged was a distinct possibility- and I could no longer tolerate something touching my throat.

He tuts and gestures for me to do it up regardless. He doesn’t care, and he’s right. but I thought I might get away with it given they’re just going to rip all of this apart anyways. But, no. I button up the uniform right to the top- ignoring the slight edge of panic that seeps into my head- and straighten out the pins on the edges of my collar. 

It’ll all be gone soon. It pains me. It utterly pains me. I straighten out the coat and button it up, and by instinct feel, checking my sword is the right way around- it’s not there, I have to remind myself, and flex my hand to try to hide the movement I made. I realise I’m shaking and clench my fist to hide that as well.

Nelson wordlessly passes my sword over to Davies. Davies hooks it behind his. I look at it, a little forlorn. I know it’s like me- fate already sealed, blunted for the Court Martial, and now filed so it will snap when it is broken. Our fates are both decided now- blunted, to be broken in the name of justice. The irony is not lost on me.

“Let’s not prolong this,” says Davies, and then the keys rattling and scraping in the locks set my teeth on edge, more than I already am. Then I’m pressed outside by the two escorting officers, one on each side of me- had I lingered on the threshold, I am sure it would have turned from a gentle but stern push to a drag.

Through the courtyard of death and bloodshed. Out into the parade ground of the more psychological sort of suffering- in front of the eyes of the assembled Corps. My heart twinges. Thankfully, for now, I don’t have to see their faces as I’m led towards the front of the parade, my back to them.

Davies stands in front of me, warming up his hands by rubbing them together before reading off the sentence from a piece of official letterhead paper I didn’t even notice he was carrying. “Haskell Irvin Haveter, by a unanimous guilty verdict of a lawfully assembled Court Martial of the Department of State Affairs, you are hereby to be Displaced with Disgrace from our ranks,” he says to me.

I say nothing. It’s not my place to speak. The escorting officers have swords for a reason- if I say a word, I will be struck by one of them across the back of my legs. From training, and other misadventures, I know a sabre to the calf really fucking hurts. I’d rather not add injury to insult. I’d rather not have the Corps at my back see that happen to me.

Davies chooses, as the commanding officer has the right to in the Displacement proceedings, to take a moment to address me. I knew he probably would, and I wish he would not. “I would be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed in you. You had potential, Haskell. You had real potential. And I’m sorry it’s going to go to waste now, I really am.”

Dead face, I tell myself. No expressions. Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. I can’t let any of this show. “You’ve got a long road ahead of yourself now, Haskell. This isn’t the end, not really. It’s not going to be easy but you’re going to make something of yourself despite all this. It may not be as much as it could have once been. But something is better than nothing, if you’re going to be sensible,” he says, and nods towards Nation House. “They’ll tear you apart in there if you aren’t sensible.” The brief image of me being torn to shreds surfaces in my mind, and then back again, as I look at Davies with dead eyes. “I don’t want to see you hanged for this. Because then that really will be the end for you.”

He puts his hand out towards my uniform. I do not flinch. The corps patches come first. He uses the edge of his wedding ring to get the first stitch to break. Then they come easily. His expression is something halfway between anger and uncomfortable pity. The gold stitching on the scales of Justice, the white of the feather pens crossed at her feet- into the rain between the cobblestones. The filthy water seeps in. No longer gold, no longer white. Just meaningless fabric at my feet.

He takes my medals in one hand, and tears them from my chest. I keep looking at him- face as still as I can make it, as if I’m not even here. Long ago, I was paraded in front of my fellow comrades-in-arms with a missing eye and flayed skin, as some sick sort of warning. I suppose now is no different- all the people out here, if they do what I’ve done, they will become like me. Wretched. That same blank expression did not break then and it will not break now.

Even as he casts my medals to the floor and rips off my awards patches like it is nothing, even as I hear stitches snap and give way and my coat tear and with it my honour and pride. The Wounded ribbon catches in the wind. A deep sort of crimson-purple. It turns over once, twice, and then flutters away. I touch my hand to the bottom of my scar, almost as if that too might be blown away by the wind, and then have to remind myself to keep my hands at my sides.

He stops with a hand on my shoulder and I can feel that almost imperceptible trembling in my core through his touch- and then he rips off my epaulettes. Quickly. One, two, gone. I realise I have been holding my breath and inhale shakily through my nose, keeping that dead expression.

Davies knows that beneath the porcelain face I am falling apart. I am crumbling. He decides to try to soothe things, but as he always did, he drives the knife in to the hilt in the process. “You were a good man. I still maintain you can be one again,” he says to me. I almost shatter entirely. I don’t.

My face just twitches.

He takes my sword from the loop on his belt, holding it flat-side-up to me so that I can see the seals on it, I can see my name engraved onto it. “By my authority, Haskell Irvin Haveter, I declare you Displaced, stripped of all honour and accolade, for your actions of conduct unbecoming.” 

He brings the sword up, one hand on the hilt, the other on the blade-end. He brings it down, a forceful arc. Not slow in reality, but slow in my mind with the sense that this is it; this is the end of it all.

I close my eyes as my reputation, my life’s pride and work, every achievement I ever made, shatters into three pieces over my head and falls to the ground with a clatter, broken. One moment it’s there, over my head, the next there’s shattered pieces of it on the ground.

Dead eyes, dead face, that’s all I let myself think. I can’t let this show. I can’t let this show.

I’m turned to face the parade with a hand under each of my arms. Dead eyes, dead face, dead man. That’s all I am. The coat is pulled from me. I close my eyes again as the jacket is taken from me as well, and I’m left to shiver in a white shirt that could be a civilian’s if you didn’t look twice, and green khaki trousers that do nothing to stop the wind from cutting into my skin. 

A hand- I don’t look to see who, because that would let the tears welling up in my eyes spill out- comes along with a field knife and cuts the tiny red tabs at the corner of my shirt collar. The last indication on my clothing that could be remotely mistaken for showing status. They roll up my sleeves. The barely scabbed-over cut from the ceremony of the court martial along my arm smarts in the cold air. 

My achievements, my life’s work, my sacrifice and my pain are all scattered in little pieces of metal and brightly-coloured fabric all over the cobbles. I’m left with nothing but an oozing cut across my arm, a creased white shirt and the aura of a migraine playing across the right edge of my field of vision. The bitter wind carries on screaming across the parade ground. As it always has, as it always will.

And then comes the walk. Through the ranks of soldiers stood out on parade and back towards Nation house. Hands on swords- mine broken and abandoned behind me- and hands on my arms, preventing me from making a break for it. As if I would. As if that would be at all well advised. As if I’m not practically leaden at this point. But still, the porcelain face serves me well.

For once, for once in my life, I wish they’d hood me. As much of a humiliation it is to be led somewhere as a cowering figure with a black canvas hood over your head, this is worse- to have to fix your gaze on nothing in particular as the wind tries to claw tears from your eyes- to have to walk over your own achievements on your way back into the courthouse where you have been tried, and you have been found guilty, and you will once again be judged.

We pass between the wrought-iron and limestone fencing that separates the parade ground from the miserable courtyard where the blood that the law demands is spilt has stained the concrete of the cobbles a few shades darker. Many die here- whether stood before the firing squad or on their knees with a round to the back of their head. I will not be of that number.

The only thing that awaits me, disgraced as I am now, in the realms of state-sanctioned death is the hangman.  The number that I could still well be a part of here is the cohort who are deemed to need a physical reminder of what they have done carved into their fucking back with a flogging. And they are brutal enough, that whilst better than death, the difference is only marginal in my mind.

I can’t help but stare at the chips of ricochets - or echoes of bullets that found their targets and tore right through- taken out of the wall at the far side of the courtyard. That little reminder seeps through- I am dead eyes, dead face, and, perhaps most importantly, if I don’t play my cards right, a dead fucking man. There are two dead if you count Jacob. Again, that little involuntary twitch of my face, the only expression I’ve let slip through my mask all through this. I put my hand to my face briefly to try to smooth it out. The migraine aura remains, shimmering a white-yellow at the edge of my visual field.

Two dead men. One on the corner of a hearth, broken skull- another soon to be before the judge, soon to be before the hangman, soon to be before the noose. I am, still, dead eyes, dead face, and a dead fucking man.

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#5

My unpopular opinions: positivity only!

I feel like there needs to be more love in the fandom so I'm gonna start a thing!

I absolutely adore the soup time joke in regards to the thermos

The amount of ocs and world building of the phandom is absolutely astounding

How the fuck do we have basically a phandom event every month?? Like yall put out so much content that I am shooketh

Danny being 14 and acting like a little shit is blessed

393 notes - Posted February 18, 2022

#4

DP prompt: Mr. Lancer is formally introduced to Clockwork at parent-teacher night.

Hi berry I love you berry but stop sending me prompts that get away from me I'm dying (affectionate and joking)

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Mister Lancer heaves the sigh of an underpaid teacher with a long, long night ahead of them.

So far the parents have been…normal. Expected responses to common patterns of students.

He leans back, away from the desk to rub his face. The next pair of parents has him debating the flask he stashed in his bag.

He had sent a notice for young Mister Fenton to attend with his parents, against common practice. The boy had taken it with resignation lining his very soul. His eyes betrayed something else though. It made him wonder; if something else was happening behind the scenes.

Afterall, why would a child show signs of fear?

Sitting up, Lancer looks over the file again, feeling like he was missing something paramount to the situation.

A knock on the door draws his attention up.

A mop of black hair is barely seen at the bottom of the window.

"Come in!" He calls straightening his notes.

The door opens and Danny trudges in with his shoulders bunched near his ears.

Lancer can't help but notice the slight limp in his gait and the way one arm is curled around his torso.

"Are you alright?" He can't help but ask.

Danny flinches, ducking his head lower to hide behind his bangs. 

"'M fine," he mumbles, shuffling his feet.

Lancer frowns, and looks back at the open but empty doorway.

"Are your-"

"No, they're not," Danny cuts in. He stands awkwardly beside the chairs in front of the desk. "Can we just get this over with?"

Lancer blinks at the level of aggression in his voice. He takes a moment to reassess, seeing the lines of tension as more than just fear and shame.

"Have a seat, Mister Fenton," Lancer says, keeping his tone even, his posture loose. Danny balks but does as he's told, curling up on the seat.

"I had wanted to go over a few concerns," Lancer says, making a show of pulling some files from the folder. He watches Danny tense further out of the corner of his eye. "However, I have decided that perhaps a…re-evaluation is in order."

He drops the papers into the trash.

Danny frowns, blue eyes flicking between the bin and his face.

Lancer waits, giving the boy time to collect his thoughts.

"Why?" It's small, barely formed without any malice.

"Because I believe I've never had the full picture," he answers, leaning forward on his desk to bend to Danny's eye level. "And I do see so much potential that's being buried away."

Danny scoffs looking away, "No potential here, I'm just the family fuck up."

Oh, and isn't that something.

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494 notes - Posted August 12, 2022

#3

"Wake up, Mister Fenton."

He flinches, smooshing his face into his arms before lifting his head. 

Green.

Danny blinks. 

"Oh Great Expectations," Lancer sighs with relief. Knelt beside him in the blue grass, "How do you feel?"

"Uh…" he looks around, sitting up properly. 

They're in the Zone, half the class, minus Tucker and Sam. Sprawled out in the grassy field.

"What happened?" He asks instead. He tries to remember, pain lancing through his head at the effort. 

"Whereizit?!" Dash shouts sitting up with a jolt.

"Easy, easy," Lancer grabs Danny's shoulder to steady him. "You hit your head pretty hard."

"I did?" Danny blinks the spots from his vision, rubbing his eye with the heel of his hand.

Somewhere further away, Paulina stares up at the drifting purple clouds. Muttered Spanish filling the air.

"What happened?" Danny asks, giving up trying to remember anything. He pushes himself to his feet. "Is everyone else okay?"

"Ah, you should stay sitting," Lancer says, reaching out to grab him. "Your head-"

"'M fine," Danny waves off, taking a step out of reach. He looks over the field.

Everyone is awake, and either getting to their feet to gather closer or staring in open shock at everything.

A brush of cold runs down his spine, making him gasp.

Danny pivots, striking a hard and fast punch to the center of the floating eyeball that had appeared behind him.

"Fenton?" Dash squeaks.

Danny shakes his hand out as he looks down at the bent over Observant.

"Why do I get the feeling this is your fault?" Danny asks them. He can feel the stares of the students, but he doesn't look back.

"Lor-" Danny grabs the front of his cloak to pull them upright.

"Skip the formalities, what did you do?"

"It has been- Ah- discussed that The King's Advisory Court needed to be…addressed." The Observant places wrinkled hands on Danny's and forces him to let go.

Danny hums.

"We have made the executive decision to assign members to-"

Danny punches them again, this time in the stomach. They double over with a wheezing gasp.

"So kidnapping humans to the Realms was your bright idea?"

"They are loyal to Lord Phantom," they gasp, glaring up at him

"You mean overzealous fans," Danny corrects, he leans over the Observant. "Send us home."

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821 notes - Posted August 21, 2022

#2

Danny rubs his temples, silently begging the building migraine to stop.

Unfortunately, that's not how migraines work.

His parents continue their screaming argument with Mister Lancer.

At this point they're so off from the original topic that he can't even remember what set them off to begin with.

(It was how to properly ensure the students safety.)

More unfortunately, they're in front of the entire school population in the gymnasium.

"You good?" Sam stage whispers from her place on the side of the makeshift stage.

"I'd rather deal with the Observants," he hisses back.

Sam winces.

Danny hiccups on a breath of cold air, as a presence solidifies behind him.

"Good, then maybe we can-" Danny grabs the hand that's placed on his shoulder and flips the Observant over, slamming them bodily between the adults.

The ensuing silence is deafening.

"Ancients, I swear if Johnny is nearby, he's getting souped for a month." Danny mutters walking closer to the ghost.

"Danny?" Maddie asks, a little bit shocked but something like pride in her eyes.

"Nuh-uh," Danny puts his hand up. "You're not touching this one."

Jack frowns, "But it's a-"

"I don't care-"

The Observant groans, trying to sit up. He stomps on their shoulder, pinning them to the stage.

"-and you shut up, I'll deal with you in a second."

The eyeball glares at him, "I will not be treated in such a manner."

Danny pulls out his thermos, "You want to be souped?"

The Observant holds their hands up, palms out.

"That's what I thought, now you two-"

"Did you just negotiate with a ghost?" Maddie asks, a little gobsmacked.

"Yes, now you two are going to pack your weapons up into the GAV and go home."

She frowns. "This is an educational-"

"Yeah no, it stopped being educational 30 minutes ago when you started a screaming match with Mr. Lancer."

"We did not-"

"I do have to agree," Principal Ishiyama says, watching the ghost warily as she steps on stage. "It would be best if you two were to leave, this assembly has officially lost its purpose. Or we can have you forcibly removed."

Maddie glares at her while Jack frowns, gaze bouncing back and forth between the ghost and Danny.

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1,356 notes - Posted September 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Danny stares at the glowing sticky note sitting innocuously on his notebook.

"Mister Fenton," Lancer says, drawing his attention up, "since you seem to be so studiously staring at your notes, perhaps you know the answer to my question."

Danny blinks.

He looks at the note once more before looking up.

"Is it 42?"

The class erupts in giggles as Lancer sighs. "That may be the answer to life but no that doesn't answer my question. Miss Sanchez, perhaps you know."

Danny tunes out to pick up the green sticky. Glowing blue ink glitters as it moves.

A single hand may lift a stone, but many can move the boulder.

Danny flips the note over, and back.

"What's that?" Tucker whispers, leaning forward on his desk to be closer to Danny.

"Bewildering, I need to visit Grandfather I guess."

"The mysterious one that you never mentioned before the C.A.T.S?" Sam asks.

"Mister Fenton," Lancer walks over. "There is no note passing in my class."

"But I wasn't-"

"Wow Fentina, don't know how you didn't expect to get caught with something that bright," Dash laughs.

"Pass it over," Lancer holds his hands out.

Huffing a sigh, Danny passes it to Lancer.

Or tries to.

The note passes through Lancer's hand.

Lancer blinks.

Danny blinks.

Lancer grabs the note again, fingers passing through.

"Wuthering Heights!" Lancer frowns, trying once more. "I'm losing my touch."

Danny flips the note and wiggles it. The sticky note does not make a noise. It does glow brighter however.

Lancer grabs Danny's wrists to move the note around to see it better.

"...Mister Fenton," he stares at the glittery ink, leaning closer.

"...yes Mr. Lancer?"

"This doesn't look like it's English."

"That's 'cause it's not."

"How the fuck-"

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1,714 notes - Posted August 10, 2022

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no one wants 2 hear my scorptra thoughts so i just keep all of them inside my mind n then one day i’ll die

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Pairing ➪ Reader x Yoongi| Part 47//??

Word count ➪ 847

Warnings ➪ it’s not beta-ed; any mistakes are mine; mentions of possible past child neglect; mentions of possible child abuse; mentions of anxiety; mentions of possible mental health issues; mentions of possible manipulation; if it doesn’t make sense im sorry:); if your named is crossed out its because I couldn’t tag you;

Summary ➪ Min Yoongi, is a simple man. He likes his coffee black and iced, he enjoys his job, and he loves his baby girl. But what happens when the new neighbor, quite literally, drops into his life?

A/n: heyyyyy besties~~~ :)))))))))) yall have been waiting for this!! As always feedback is appreciated and if you want to be added to the tag list please let me know 💕

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Minji was riddled with anxiety. She decided to leave a day early, wanting some time to herself to think. In the past weeks she’s learned every little thing about the child. Mrs. Min sent pictures of the child from a year old forward. She wanted to ask for pictures of her as an infant, but felt like she was overstepping.

A lot in the city was different; the little restaurant her and Yoongi frequented was now being run by the owners daughter, her favorite bookstore was now a cosmetics shop, the shady apartment building she used to live in with Mina was now repainted and renovated. Just as things changed some stayed the same; the uncle that sold ice cream at the park is still going strong; her favorite market still sells the brown sugar pancakes she loves, and her parents house still looks exactly the same way it did when she left it 8 years ago. The door is still that ugly shade of brown she’s detested since childhood, and the peach tree her brother had begged for as children is still left neglected. It’s all horribly nostalgic.

The fights, the anxiety, the grief; it was all coming back. She would never dare say it out loud, but she heavily resented her parents, almost bordering on hate. The lack of attention stopped bothering her in her teenage years, she had Jisung, and Minji was content with that. She had adapted to keeping herself hidden, always going with the status quo her parents had enforced. The less attention she received, the less she had to interact with her parents. Jisung always took the brunt of it all; he had expectations that burdened him from birth. Minji still remembers the last time she saw her brother, he was less tense, almost at peace. She likes to remember him that way; happy, sitting under his peach tree.

Minji tries to distract herself, she goes into town to get necessities. Mrs. Min had invited her to stay at her home, ‘You’re going to need all the help you can get once you get Haneul’, she had said. Minji, while appreciative, refused. She had booked a hotel, needing a neutral space to keep herself grounded. Bora had kept insisting, but she never budged.

Minji was walking the isles when she sees, what she at first assumes, a mother and daughter playfully bickering. Minji wondered, what if? What if she had stayed? Would her and the child be that loving? Would she love that child like this mother loved her daughter? Drowned in her thoughts she can faintly hear them.

“Are you sure you want that soup for dinner,” the mother asked.

“Yes,” the toddler exclaimed.

“I thought you didn’t like that one honey.”

“Bu-bu- you and-and papa like it. I have chicken, so is okay,” the child mumbled. Minji faintly smiled under her mask, amused at the toddler’s logic. It was a sweet moment she hoped to have one day.

She passes by them, listening to the toddler who’s eagerly trying to show her mother which vegetables are the absolute best for their meal. Minji is still fighting with herself when she sees him. Yoongi still looks as handsome as ever; his hair had grown out even longer, he had subtle smile lines decorating the sides of his mouth, very subtle silver hair at the very front of his part. His eyes seemed exhausted, his fingers showed mild signs of his awful picking habit, but underneath all of that she still saw the same 24 year old Yoongi that had showed up to her and Mina’s place. He wasn’t wearing the ripped jeans she associated with him, now he was dressed in a full suit and tie, everything looking expensive down to the cuff links, his attention stolen by the toddler exclaiming out, “Papa! Look!” Yoongi turns towards the child, completely smitten.

The child motions him forward, showing off the vegetables she had chosen, “Look, Bee said I pick. Papa do you like?”

Yoongi nods approvingly, “You did such a good job Hani.”

Minji quickly left. She walked, and walked, and walked. Until she couldn’t anymore. She doesn’t remember getting back to her hotel, or getting into bed. She tries to avoid remembering her dreams. They ring mockingly in her ears, ‘The child is happy, without you. The love of your life is happy, without you. This person is better than you. Your child loves her. The love of your life loves her. She stole your child. She stole the love of your life.’

On her way to the elder Mins’ home, she wondered if she could get what she lost back. Maybe she and Yoongi could try again, for the sake of their child of course. Maybe she could move back to this city, stay with the Mins until they found a home to raise their daughter. The ideas progressively started to sound like Mrs. -, no, like mom guiding her along. Mother Min would help her get her happiness back, and she was ready to claim what was rightfully hers.

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[thithesandofferings]

:::300 SUBSCRIBER ONE SHOT:::

::TITLE:: I like you like this 

::PAIRING:: Sephiroth x Reader 

::SYNOPSIS:: We’re blowing Seph under his desk. Thats it. 

::TAGS:: 18+ MDNI. Oral M!Recieving. Dirty Talk.  Throat fucking. Sephiroth appreciating us as he should. GN!Reader 

::AUTHORS NOTE:: I cant believe yall like my writing enough to follow me. Nasties. Let me give you everything and more. 

Maybe surprising Sephiroth at his job wasnt the best idea. In guise of bringing him lunch in something rather revealing, you thought that it would cheer him up. You know that sometimes, Sephiroth forgets to eat when he's busy and you havent seen him in awhile.

What you weren't accounting for was the look of unchecked hunger he gave you while you prattled on about what you put in the soup today. He's barely listening. He's just watching. Seeing you lean over and with soft lips and fragrant skin. Times like this made you wonder if you actually had any self preservation.

Personally, you think this is your best idea yet.

"Keep your mouth on me and dont move."  With an inappropriately innocent kiss on the forehead, he pushes you slightly between his thighs and underneath his desk. Hissing as you immediately started to  mouthed his pants.

That very moment he realized, you’d planned all of this.   

God does he love you. 

"Get comfortable" Theres a itchiness in your throat that makes you wiggle a little. Feel your thighs already clenching at the timbre and the spark of evil in his green gaze.

"You'll be there for awhile"

You've lost time a long while ago. Jaw aching from misuse, knees burned into the carpet as you hold unto his waist as he thrusts evenly into your throat.

Sephiroth just wants to be selfish with you. He hasnt seen you in months and you walk in all pretty and wanting to take care of him- well what is he supposed to do. He only stops when someone comes in to give him a report or something, he cant really remember, not when your throat tightens in fear of getting caught. A few times, he’s had to muffle a groan with a cough. But as soon as they leave, his hands are back in your hair and hes directing you up and down his cock.

"Love feeling you clenching around my cock"

"Hm. So warm and tight in this throat"

“You’re doing so well, keep going”

"No" He whispered. Tightening his fist around your hair "You dont get to come- Not when you've teased me. I want to use you a little longer"

Its obscene. The wet gurgling noises your throat makes while you're under his hand. His pants are completely soaked just from the amount of pre and saliva youre drooling down his length, making it easy for him to hear the slick sounds and push you down just a little faster on his dick. He fucks into your gasping mouth until his legs shake and his cock is raw from milking himself with youre tight throat, it almost hurts how with how much he's spurting into you. You hum in encouragement, always so earnest, and he cant take it. Pulling you back only to watch you struggle to swallow another round of his come, making sure to stick out your tongue to show that nothing was left behind, has him absolutely twitching again.

Tear stained eyes look up at him and he cant really help when he sticks his thumb in your mouth, pleased as punch when your mouth early wraps around the digits. Nails digging into his thighs.  Begging silently.

And now that just wont do.

"Why are you so quiet hm?" Sephiroth grabs your jaw to open your mouth and pull at your tongue, earning a moan you wont admit to later.

"Want me to fill you up again? Give you a reason to be quiet?"

So maybe you should visit more often.

Keke~

[nako-doodles]

30 Questions Tag

tagged by @jiminslight @jihopes & @jinbestboy 🥺🥺 thank you darlings 💖✨

name/nickname: shirley

star sign: scorpio

height: 5’7

birthday: oct 26th

favorite band: as of this moment: my ankle band (and i guess epik high, bts, dreamcatcher, day6, one ok rock, shinee, wondergirls)

time: 11pm

favorite solo artist: lee hi, sohyang, suran, sunmi

song stuck in your head: ngl still hung up on jin's avengers moment. gonna be dangling there like his chokers for the rest of forever. catch me replaying his prechorus vocal run from now to the end of forever.

last movie you watched: the babies demanded that i play happy feet today for our last class before summer

free space! *dances around like a fool* love you 💖💖

last show: asobi asobase aka the funniest most chaotic anime about 3 girls trying out-do each other in games

when i created this blog: 2018 methinks but ive had tumblr on and off since....2011?

what i post: the occasional pixel art i guess?

last thing i googled: when did turkey move its capital to ankara? bc i was teaching istanbul and the bosphorus to the kids and they asked. its 1923 for those of you wondering. after the fall of the ottoman empire.

other blogs: no idea how yall do it w that multi blog nonsense

do i get asks? im a teacher. fielding asks is basically my job.

why i chose my url? been space cowboying since 2019 but bass boosted now w ptd jin

following: 323 (back again w my palindromes)

followers: ive had a couple toddlers follow me around the school does that count?

average hours of sleep: doing my darnest to get at least 8 bc im old and need the zzzs to have the stamina to follow children around all day

lucky number: 11

instruments: mad white board marker compass wielder. i guess i also know the piano and flute.

what am i wearing? white puffy sleeved embroidered croptop, black grid high-waisted lounge pants, baby pink sneakers

dream job: get paid to do absolutely nothing fuck capitalism

favorite food: all manner of warm hearty soupy things....nabe, hotpot, soup dumplings, noodles, curry, stew.....

tea or coffee: depends on what im eating tbh

nationality: *sigh* american

favorite song: according to my itunes: epik high's here comes the regrets ft. lee hi and day6's i would

last book i read: the last book i finished (and cried over) was paul kalanithi's when breath becomes air and one more read through of the phonebooth in mr. hirota's garden for the kids (yes its a picture book but its still one of the most incredible books ive ever read). i just started reading laura van den berg's i hold a wolf by the ears (so far reading very much like having a conversation with a upper middle class white suburb millennial) and frances cha's if i had your face (a woke youtube video analysis on east asian modern society). if someone has books to rec me pls hmu. im struggling.

top three fictional universes i would like to live in: a world where i dont have to wear a mask in 40 some degree weather many thanks 💖💖

tagging: @cafejoon @stargazingjin @taemaknae @mintagust @loverjimin @jung-koook @taee @taejinnies @tae-bebe & anyone who wants to ✨

[random-mha-thoughts]

Stranger (Todoroki x Reader)

Pairing: Todoroki x Reader

Genre: Fluff, College!AU

Summary: While at a party you were forced to attend, you meet a mysterious stranger having fun by himself in the corner.

Inspo: A Tiktok by Designer_eyebags that has suddenly disappeared, it was too cute for me not to write honestly.

Word count: 2,476

Tags:  @yuki-osaki​ @liviitehe​ @iamsoftsodonttoucheume-blog​ @bunnythepipsqueak​

a/n:  When I tell you I'm a sucker for casual Todo esp Todo in a beanie?? Ded 

College!AU for Todoroki finally!  It was honestly about time!  Though, I feel like I could’ve done better with it, I wasn’t really sure where I wanted to take it so I just let it take me I guess?  But I think it's still pretty cute, so that's gotta count for something, right?

I've got another Baku scenario planned, and then a Midoriya one right after that (or I might reverse the order since I have the beginning of the Midoriya one written already).  Also thanks again for 300 followers!  Yall might be getting a surprise at 400, depends on when I finish these next few scenarios.

Buy me a coffee?

I don't want to be here at this party, but Ochaco told me I need to loosen up.  And she's tired of me whining about how single I am.  "Then do something about it!" she exclaimed, "Get out there and find someone!  You won't meet anyone if you stay in the same rut!"  She's lucky, she already has a boyfriend.  At first glance, he's a complete pushover, but he seems to be a social person.  At least, social enough to have friends who host dorm parties, apparently.  So here I am, in a stranger's dorm with colored lights and obnoxiously loud music.

The funniest thing about this entire party, though, is this random person I've been watching.   The music in the room is bumping to some EDM tracks, but this guy's having a blast in the corner of the room.  He's off in his own world, headphones on, swaying and mouthing the lyrics to whatever's playing, which might be more melodious judging by how much slower his head nods are.

Honestly, relatable.

I would've thought he was just drunk or on some really good drugs, but his movements are structured enough to show he still has coordination.  I'll admit, the way he's dancing around like no one's watching is pretty endearing.  He seems like a pretty fun guy to be around, I should go talk to him.   Ochaco abandoned me for her boyfriend, and this is my way of finding someone else, I guess.

I approach him slowly.  It would be a stupid idea to tap on his shoulder and interrupt him, I don't really want to break his flow.  I settle for standing by quietly, close enough for him to notice I'm staring right at him, but far enough so I don't break up his single-man party.

It takes him a while to notice me.  The music bleeding from his white headphones even in this loud environment tells me he's really trying to drown everyone else out.  His eyes are closed as his had bobs around, silently mouthing the lyrics to a familiar Top 40's song I've heard on the radio.  His casual outfit consists of black jeans, a half-white-half-black hoodie over a black T-shirt, gray Converse, and a matching beanie.  His hair on the side facing me is scarlet red, but from his movements, I can see the other side is snow white.

My lips quirk into a small smile as I continue to watch him entertain himself.  I probably look like a creep, just watching some other weirdo doing their thing in the corner.  I can't help it, he looks absolutely adorable, not to mention just a smidge familiar.

His eyes open for a brief moment just so he can blink and he double takes at me, freezing up and jolting backward.  He slides the headphones down around his neck and looks around before scratching his head.  "Hi... " he offers a slight wave.  "Was I bothering you?"

Now that he fully faces me, I notice he has two different colored eyes, and his features are sharply handsome, contrasting the staple casual soft-boy aesthetic of his outfit and his awkward speech.  "Not at all," I shrug, collecting my thoughts, "You seem like you're having the time of your life, so I thought I'd join you."

A slight blush coats his cheeks as he buries his hands in his jeans pockets.  "I apologize.  Perhaps what I was doing was distracting and inappropriate."

He's so prim and proper, it's adorable.  "No worries, no one was staring other than me," I assure him, leaning against the wall.  "So, why are you jamming all alone over here instead of being with your friends?"

"Ah, my roommate is spending time with his girlfriend right now, I don't really want to pry into their business."  He scratches the back of his neck nervously.

I sigh.  "Yeah, same here.  Your roommate wouldn't happen to be a Midoriya, would it?"

He blinks.  "As a matter of fact, he is."

"Wow, small world."  That really is a coincidence.  Can't say I was expecting to meet the roommate of my best friend's boyfriend, let alone find him alluring in some way.

The boy is silent for a moment.  "Honestly, I'm sleepy, but I lost the key to my room, so I have to wait for Midoriya.  I don't even have my wallet, unfortunately."  He fingers one side of the headphones.  "This is the only way to keep myself awake and occupied until he's ready to leave."

"I'd say you have guts to be listening to your own music at a party.  You must have a pretty great playlist."

He tilts his head to the side.  "I'm just not fond of this sort of music, it nauseates me."

"I feel that.  This, in general," I motion to all the happenings around us, "Isn't really my scene.  I'd rather be in my dorm alone."

He nods in agreement.  "Me too.  If it wasn't for me losing my dorm key, I would have already gone back."

Now that I've called attention to it, we really have drowned out the world around us, as if there was a bubble and I just popped it to return us to the present.  There's this magnetism between us to keep to ourselves, despite the awkwardness of this being our first encounter.

I kick off from the wall and face him.  "If you wanna hurry out of here, we can go somewhere else to talk.   Or if you wanna go eat, I can pay for you, it's no big deal."

For the first time in our conversation, he turned to look at me head-on.  "Really?" he cocks an eyebrow, "We've only just met, do trust me that much?"

I offer an amiable smile.  "You seem like someone I'd like to get to know."

We walk into the darkness of campus at night, talking about nothing in particular.  Whatever random question that popped into my mind was whatever I asked him.  He's a quiet one, very hesitant about opening up and answering my questions more than what I've asked.  I guess I like how mysteriously awkward he is, it's cute.  Normally, I'm not one to talk either, but when it comes to someone who's even less of a talker than me, I take the lead just to make them comfortable.

His name is Shouto Todoroki, he's in the same year as me, a business major because his father wants him to take over the family company.  He's the youngest of his siblings, his parents are separated, and he's a cat person.

Finally reaching a diner just a block off campus, I instinctively stroll up to the counter.  At first he stands behind me, unsure what to do as he stares at the seat next to me.  I eye him with another smile.  "I guess you've never sat at the counter before?"  At the shake of his head, I pat the stool to my right.  "Come on up, it's not that different from sitting in a booth."

Slowly, he hoists himself up onto the seat and rotates over to face me.  "Do you come here often?"

"Sort of, I'm alone most of the time.  I don't usually come this late though.  After my classes, I would come here because I love their burgers.  I like sitting here to just do some homework."

The waitress gives us the menu and takes our drink orders.  The diner is empty this time of night, save for a group of probably drunk students from our college and a truck driver at the other end of the counter across the room.

"What do you feel like eating?" I ask.

Todoroki's staring at the menu in great thought, holding his chin with one hand.  "Maybe a sandwich.  Or a pasta dish, I'm not sure yet."

"I think..."  I scan over the menu.  I'm not that hungry per se, I just wanted to get out of that party with this adorable stranger.  "I'm gonna have a bowl of soup.  It'll warm me up after being in the cold outside."  I rub my cold hands together and tuck them inside the sleeves of my sweater.

The boy glances down at my hands before his cheeks blush slightly.  He tries to hide it by rubbing the back of his neck.  "Would you like me to...hold them for you?  I've been told I have pretty warm hands..."

It's my turn to blush now.  "Sure, thanks."

He stretches out his left hand onto the table, tentatively covering my clasped hands.  Surprisingly, I find his hand is large, able to surround both of mine entirely.  And they're pretty muscular, I'd say.  "Your hands are pretty warm," I comment, almost dumbly.

He nods wordlessly in response.

Our shoulders almost brush because of how close I'm leaning to him.  I'm close enough to smell his fresh scent coming off his jacket.

The waitress returns with our drinks and startles us into ripping our hands away from each other, bumping shoulders in the process.  She takes our orders on her pad before smiling at us.  "Aw, you two look so cute together," she coos and walks away before we can correct her.

Suddenly I don't know what I should say now.

"What made you come here one day?" Todoroki asks, his cheeks brushed pink.  I appreciate his attempt at making things less awkward.

"I like having comfort food, I guess."  I stir the straw in my water.  "I get easily overwhelmed and homesick, so I like eating my feelings in a way."

His hands cup his warm mug of tea.  "I can't say I agree with that.  I wanted to get away from home.  It was suffocating there."

"That must be difficult."  Out of reflex, I raise my hand to pat his shoulder, stopping myself right before I can touch him.  "I'm sorry-"

"I don't mind it," he blurts out quickly.  "But only if you're comfortable."

I chuckle at his eagerness and rest my hand there.  "We've become somewhat awkward again, huh?"

"Should I ask some questions, then?  Since you were doing that earlier."

"Sure, go ahead."

Todoroki's questions were difficult to get out.  He didn't ask as many as me since he thought very carefully before asking them.  They weren't typical small talk questions you would ask someone you just met; they were thought-provoking, which I admit is something I appreciate way more.  His last question was to discuss what would be the most important items to have you were stranded on a space mission with a group of people.

"Why wouldn't you want a flare gun?  It could help the home base locate you from the light."

"Yes, normally, but it wouldn't work the same in anti-gravity space," Todoroki explains monotonously.  "Though, the force of the shot would at least allow you to propel you in a certain direction if you're floating around aimlessly."

"You have a point.  But we agree that rope, oxygen tank, and water are definitely essential for survival."

The waitress sets our food in front of us.  Todoroki ended up getting a vegetarian panini just because he didn't really want any meat tonight.

"Will you be satisfied with just that soup?" he eyes my bowl carefully.

I start ripping at the toasted bread on the side and dip one into my tomato soup.  "Yeah, I'm not terribly hungry, and I haven't had this soup in a long time."

We eat in a somewhat comfortable silence.  I feel like we've gotten to know each other pretty well, but there's still the awkwardness surrounding us.  Nothing really told me why he was so familiar to me at the party either.  I don't really remember him at any of the previous outings I was forced to attend.

Todoroki puts down his mostly eaten sandwich.  "I must...confess something.  I-"

"Are you a creepy stalker?" I casually joke, dipping my spoon into the soup.

His face turns blank and the life drains from his eyes.  "N-No!  Not at-!"

I shove him lightly.  "I'm just joking!  You look like you've seen a ghost.  What is it?"

Color returns to his face as he looks down at his unfinished burger and fries.  "I've...been to a couple parties with Midoriya before, and I admit I've seen you already.  To say you never caught my attention is a lie.  Actually, I...hoped to see you every time he offered me to join him."

I'm frozen in place, my cheeks heating up at the implication.  "Does that mean you've taken an interest in me?"

He inhales carefully.  "Yes, I have."

"So...you'd like to see me outside of parties then?"

"Yes."  He rubs his hands together.  "We could even come back here, if you'd like."

"I wouldn't mind that."  I avert my eyes away from him, ashamed to be shy like this.  "But next time, you're trying a burger here."

His chuckle reminds me of the tinkle of wind chimes, except deeper.  "It's a date."

I can't stop myself from smiling, my heart skipping a beat at the word.  Wow, I actually found someone decent at a stupid college party.

We finish the rest of our meal in silence again, and I paid as I promised.  It felt like we were holding back a secret from everyone else in the diner.  We just started dating in the middle of our first meal together, how cute is that?

We leave and start heading back to the dorms, keeping a distance between us.  Neither of us really know what to say after a sudden change in relationship status like that.

Todoroki coughs awkwardly.  "If you don't mind, I'd like to warm your hands up again.  Only if you're okay with it."

That's such a cute way of asking to hold hands, I gush inwardly.  I close the distance between us, allowing him to gently grip one of my hands in his.  He tucks our joined hands inside his hoodie pocket, pulling me closer to him.  It feels like I'm walking on clouds.

He walks me to the front of my building.  He'd gotten a text from Midoriya that he's back at their room and will open the door for him when he returns.  "Thank you for the meal."  His eyes express his gratitude clearly as he stands in front of me.  "It was more enjoyable with your company."

"Don't mention it.  It was great having someone to talk to."  I realize I've unnaturally used my left hand to brush my hair behind my ear because my right hand is still in his pocket.  Standing so close to him makes me nervous.

Todoroki lifts our joined hands to place a feather-light kiss on my knuckles.  "I look forward to next time," his low voice resonates smooth as butter, eyes boring into mine.

I can't meet them for very long after, breaking eye contact with him sheepishly.  "M-Me too."

[lavellens]

about my oc:

Tagged by @rebelvakarian​​, thank u rebel ilysm!!!♥♥♥♥

I decided to do this about one of my Inquisitors, Vesryn! (cause i love him so much like??? my son.) 

I’ll be tagging: @liveinthehills @themalkavians​ @trvelyans​ @lavellane​ @elfgremlin @drthamen @trash-effect and whoever else wants to (& pls tag me cause i would love to read about your bbs uwu)

(I decided to gif this one clip that ive had sitting in a folder for like...months lol)

GENERAL

Name: Vesryn Pavus 

Alias(es): Era’Harel, Inquisitor, Trouble (Varric) 

Gender: Male

Age: 29 at the start of Inquisition, 30 by the end. 32 in Trespasser. (Born 9:12 Dragon) 

Place of birth: The Free Marches 

Spoken languages: Common tongue, Orlesian, knows small Elvish phrases, learning Tevene. 

Sexual orientation: Gay

All Occupations: Hunter in Clan Lavellan until he fled at 18. Notorious assassin based in Orlais pre-Inquisition, and Inquisitor up until disbanding. Currently a figure in the Lucerni to aid in redeeming Tevinter. 

APPEARANCE

Eye color: Pale green

Hair color: White

Height: 5′10″ 

Scars: knife wound (cheek), various small scars from years of combat.

Burns: Small burn on his upper back from when a mage caught him unaware at his flank.

Overweight: No

Underweight: No

FAVORITE

Color: He’s naturally drawn to dark colors, since he spent so much of his life lurking and slipping through the shadows as an assassin. for literally eight years of his life yall. He especially likes the color of the sky on a clear night, completely midnight black. He’s spent many evenings out on his balcony to find some comfort looking at the stars. It made him feel grounded amidst so much chaos. 

Hair color: Much like his favorite colors, he’s inclined toward darker shades, like black or dark brown. (shocker that he noticed Dorian, huh)

Eye color: He doesn’t have a specific preference, but bright, striking eyes do stand out to him, as they would to anyone else. 

Music genre: He enjoys ballroom music and the sound of harps. He warmed up a lot toward tavern songs after becoming Inquisitor, though. His memories of Herald’s Rest and Maryden’s voice are always a source of comfort... and nostalgia. 

Movie genre: N/A

TV show:  N/A

Food: Vesryn loves sweet foods! If there are desserts in Skyhold’s kitchens, you’d better believe he’s going to eat more than he probably should and take a stash up to his quarters for later. If there are a few icing smudges or crumbs on official documents, well... His time in Orlais gave him a much more distinguished palette than what he had with the Dalish, and he’s now a bit of a picky eater because of it. He’ll eat anything if the situation calls for it though, like if he’s venturing away from Skyhold for extended periods. But if anyone knows Vesryn well, they’ll remember to pack extra spices for their dinners at camp (unless you’re okay with hearing at least one snarky comment about blandness).

Butter soup, Fereldan-style stew, any well seasoned meat, cookies, small pastries, sponge cakes, etc

Drink: Naturally, he drinks a lot of water since that’s easiest to come by on the road. He also likes a nice cup of hot tea in the evenings to settle himself before trying to get some semblance of rest. Alcohol wise, he tends to stay away from ale and mead. He mainly drinks wine, preferably the sweeter variety, like Dandelion wine.

Book: He’s not much of a reader, but at the very least, he’ll browse through historical accounts or research certain subjects if he feels he needs to be further educated to better fill his role. He doesn’t want to be at the brunt of political decisions with no former knowledge to go off of. (but then he goes and does things like publicly assassinating Florianne, sigh) 

HAVE THEY

Passed University: N/A

Had sex: Oh, yes.

Had sex in public: Yes

Gotten pregnant (themselves or a partner): Nope

Kissed a boy: Yes

Kissed a girl: Once

Gotten tattoos: No

Gotten piercings: No

Had a broken heart: Yes, though it wasn’t severe. 

Been in love: Yes

Stayed up for more than 24 hours: Yes, many, many times. His anxieties kept him awake at times, or brooding over past decisions that could have played out differently if he had just done this or that. He was also often called upon by his advisors to discuss important matters, and these discussions would often go late into the night. He also had to settle small disputes sometimes. Who says the Inquisitor needs sleep?

ARE THEY

A virgin: No

A cuddler: Not often

A kisser: Yes

Scared easily: nah, it takes a lot to actually make him squirm. One of the biggest things he was afraid of was allowing himself to fall in love, since he doesn’t trust easily. 

Jealous easily: He would have you believe that he isn’t, but deep down, he is. This shocked him, because he had never felt attached enough to anyone to the point where jealousy would even begin to cross his mind. A son of a noble family in Orlais had hired the famous masked “Era’Harel” many times to take out his family’s rivals one by one, and Ves had felt comfortable around him. But the noble showed his true colors early enough that Ves never allowed himself to fully fall. (that whole story is too long for me to fit here)

With Dorian, though... Whenever he would see someone speaking to Dorian suggestively, he didn’t understand what that unpleasant twisting in his gut was, until he did. And man if that wasn’t an oh shit moment for him, whew.

Trustworthy: If he likes you. Just kidding. Sort of. He’s very manipulative, so if he needs to make someone believe that he’s trustworthy, he will. But he is genuinely very trustworthy toward his comrades. He only deceives crude, all around evil people nowadays as political maneuvers. (Turns out, there are a lot of those in Tevinter) 

Dominant: Before becoming Inquisitor, I wouldn’t say he was docile or shy, but he generally kept to himself. If the need arose, he would definitely stand up for himself/fight if necessary, but he preferred to avoid attention. Becoming Inquisitor forced him to change in a lot of ways; it forced him out of his shell since he had to become a leader, for one. (and it also made him a lot kinder, yay friendship) He became a lot more of a dominant personality over the course of Inquisition, and being most in control is now where he’s most comfy.

Submissive: Nowadays, only in bed. ;p

In love: Yes

Single: No

RANDOM QUESTIONS

Have they harmed themselves: Not intentionally, no. He did seriously contemplate amputating his arm himself during Trespasser because the pain was so excruciating, though. 

Thought of suicide: He’s had some lows, but never contemplated ending his life. (he’s got a very, very strong will to survive/push through)

Attempted suicide: No

Wanted to kill someone: Uh..yes. And Pre-Inquisition Vesryn would probably kill them.

Ridden a horse: Yes! He prefers riding harts, though. 

Have/had a job: Hunter, Assassin, Inquisitor, figure in the Lucerni ive said this already i know lol

Have any fears: Falling in love, regret.

FAMILY

Sibling(s): None that he knows of. 

Parents: Both died when he was very young, doesn’t really remember them. He was mainly “raised” by the Dalish, but he didn’t enjoy the lifestyle and generally stuck to himself before abandoning the Clan. 

Children: None.

Pets: He’s never thought much about adopting/caring for his own animals, besides his mount. There was this one chunky cat that would often times raid Skyhold’s pantries, and she would follow Vesryn up to his quarters most of the time. He didn’t really think he cared about her until he realized that he was leaving his doors cracked so she could come and go as she pleased. He named her Chérie, which he’d affectionately been calling her for awhile. Needless to say, he took her to Tevinter. 

[curiouschild]

I was tagged by @megsann13

♡ name: Hallie

♡ nickname: Hallie

♡ zodiac sign: Virgo

♡ height: 5′5

♡ nationality: Asian American

♡ languages spoken: english/Spanish

♡ what time is it?: IT FEELS LIKE 5PM BUT ITS ONLY LUNCHTIME

♡ celebrity crush: Idris Elba and Thomas Brody Sangster

♡ favorite fictional character: This is mean. Hmmmm. Probably Zuko

♡ favorite musician: Taylor Swift, Sawyer, and Miranda Lambert

♡ favorite sports team: EASY the Packers.

♡ favorite season: Autumn

♡ favorite flower: Sunflowers and Lilacs

♡ favorite scent: Bonfires

♡ favorite color: orange

♡ favorite animal: cats!!

♡ favorite food: YIKES idk there’s a lot of fabulous food. At the moment, mac and cheese or cream and wild rice soup

♡ dream car: one that’s reliable lol

♡ dream trip: Would looooove to visit New Zealand really

♡ instruments: Violin, guitar, piano

♡ coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: DEPENDS ON THE WEATHER!! But coffee all year round tbh

♡ dog or cat person: Cats. I love seeing everyone else’s dogs. And I love my dog. But if I lived on my own i would never get a dog i just couldn’t do it.

♡ following: oof idk. probably 430? I’m lazy today yall

♡ followers: I think it’s only like 180 maybe?

♡ other blogs: @iputmineinhermione (my fremione blog hehehehehe)

♡ blog established: I think in 2014? Basically felt lost in space and didn’t actually use it until 2017

♡ do you have a tumblr crush?: Naaaah

♡ do you get asks?: From my faves!

♡ what is your lucky number?: I never paid attention to this kind of thing. No lucky charms whatsoever!

♡ what are you wearing rn?: irrelevant?? a dress?? (dresses are v comfy)

♡ drink of choice: hmm. I love the strawberry refresher and green iced tea combo from sbux

♡ number of blankets you sleep with: 5 (DONT LOOK AT ME!!)

♡ average # of sleep hours: 6

♡ random fact: I am the best cook in my house and that’s TEA

If you want to play feel free to!!

[ao3feed-kurthummel]

Cereal, Soup, and (unsexy) Strip Teases

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3eObZMd

by InsightfulInsomniac

Amidst an all-out war over brunch, Kurt and Blaine take different sides in the most pointless of Santana and Rachel arguments. Rachel forces Kurt, who could really care less, to convince Blaine to join their side so they can win the debate. He does so by discreetly offering a strip tease — which works like a charm.

But Kurt’s not about to just let Blaine have it — he was on the wrong side of the debate, after all. Why not call upon the last time Blaine definitively told him he was unsexy to try and make this strip tease the least attractive and most infuriating performance possible?

Fluff, humor, and a bit of married!klaine spiciness. Also some lovely references to iconic early Klaine moments.

Words: 2634, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Glee

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Santana Lopez, Rachel Berry, Brittany S. Pierce, Elliott "Starchild" Gilbert

Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce

Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Brunch shenanigans, its a spicy one yall, married!klaine, husbands!klaine, elliott’s just here for the food, santana and Rachel’s usual chaos, references to early klaine, Strip Tease, kinda. You’ll see

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[just-some-random-blogger]

The Soup

Super Junior Super Junior x SuJuMaknae!Reader Characters: Super Junior (ot13 [+ SJ-M]) Summary:  Just like the way you need to give someone soup when they're sick, this is how SuJu reacts when you need them. Word Count: 1k+ Warnings: CRACK, fluff, humor, gnarlyness, etc.

A/N: i need a pick me up so i made this. It’s low key a part 2 to Secrets Of A Maknae, but not really because, well, it’s not HAHAHHAHA, but hello @farewellkorosensei, i’m tagging you cos u said u wanted a part two and i had a part two in mind but then i lost it so now you have this HAHHAHHAHA im sorry im like this

ALSO A DISCLAIMER

THIS IS FICTION IF YALL somehow THOUGHT IT WASNT

none of this is real bro that’s why its an au ?????? ok like ok

Being the only girl in a coed group that’s basically a boy group is not as bad as one may think

Especially since you're the youngest out of everyone, some people just cannot imagine how you do it

Sure like... being the only female means the testosterone thrown your way can be a lot

And there are just some things the guys can't and will never understand

Like how a woman's mind works

But through it all however

You loved being the baby princess

Because you have 13 knights at your side

anD IF EVEN ONE PERSON TRIED TO HURT YOU WELL 

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH 

good luck to them

And in case you were wondering, SuJu is not as sweet as you think

LIKE YES THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY THERE FOR EACH OTHER BUT

here's how each member would react to you needing them

ps yall

dis shiz is HELLLAAAA LONG SO it’s under the cut

Being the eldest meant Leeteuk found everyone as his responsibility

BOY ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN SUPER JUNIOR LAJSIQBSUHWBSLAIDYLAWUDLKHKK;

and to you, who is in his group, their youngest AND only female member, he would drop everything for

Like

Everyone who's watched korean TV knows this

cos yall do tv show hostings togther

and everybody knows how soft he is around you

like i mean he’s naturally caring towards everyone

and he’s normally high-spirited with others

BUT YOU TAKE THE CAKE

like you + him equals shenanigans like firecrackers

he does 8999+ dad jokes when you’re his co-host

someone save s.korea

but let us not forget is is the EPITOME of gentleman

he always offers his arm to you

he takes of his jacket or gets a blanket for you to cover your legs when you sit

errbody is like “stfu, we get it stop flexing”

you two are just like “??????????????????? bro fLeXiNg whUAT?”

“i get yall are married n in love but like. pls keep it under wraps.”

“BROOOO HAHAHHAHAH WE’RE JUST FRIENDS”

and then ????????????

mmmmhmmmm

we believe you

cos its all we can do tho

and i mean you two aren’t married but are so too tbh

ELF’s call you two the parents of SuJu

and think you two are sO ADORABLE IT HURTS

anyway

He is definitely the most understanding with you through the age gap you have

And even if he finds some of your actions odd due to that age gap, he always works through it and tries to think proactively

"What are you doing????????"

"IM DOING A CHALLENGE OPPA YOU WANNA JOIN?!" you say as you attempt to put on makeup with your non-dominant hand

THE AMOUNT OF TIMES HE'S WALKED INTO YOU DOING SOMETHING WEIRD IS BEYOND FATHOM

But if you need him

He.

Will.

Be.

There.

Doesn't matter if he's hosting 287378 tv shows at the moment

If you call because some loser broke your heart

He's taking the day off

If you call just to check in and he hears even a hint of sickness in your voice

biTCH MOVE OVER. HE GOT SOME PORRIDGE

He would take care of you even if he was also sick

He would find a way to go to you even if you were halfway across the world

You cant even get mad @ him cos you will and have done the same woops

IF SOMEONE EVEN TEST U YOU WILL BREAK THEM 4 LEETEUK

and obvi we have to add

his dog Shimkung prolly loves you more than him, just sayin

She runs to you and ignores Leeteuk when youre around

Because she loves playing with you

And she loves your energy

And the attention you give her

And the treats you bring

And because everyone loves you

And Leeteuk cant even because he loves you too

Woooooops

Yall listen up

If you think heechul is scary by himself

Try bringing up SuJu's maknae up

I dare you

Just mention your name

and he WILLLLLL EXPLODE

Doesnt matter if it's praise

He Will BE TRIGGGGGEERREEDD

there’s literally an entire 20 (and going) part video comp. of his ears steaming when you’re brought up

like the mere thought of you is already to set him off

It doesn't even phase him if the person who spoke of you is younger or older

The death threats he will sputter is limitless

his tongue is sharper than silver

And the deadliest death glare that's thrown may cause a heart attack.

strangely enough though

but knowing heechul, not strange enough

he is ALWAYS THE FIRST to throw you under the bus

during interviews

ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE LIVE I CANT

and yall always bicker about the dumbest shit

everyone is like, “wait, they’re not the ones that are married?”

the answer is no

but honestly,

He's broken up with someone because of you

Because they were mean to you, i mean

And because he was tired of them too hekhek

and lyk Heechul may be short

But nothing is stopping him from getting into a fist fight with someone 1000+ ft taller than him.

Ok.

That may be a slight lie cos he'd prolly call the rest of the guys and 5672 security guards to be on his side.

would honestly fite anyone for you

any AND everyone to be honest

He's also very picky with your boyfriends

"Ya, he looks like a womanizer."

"Ya, he looks like an idiot."

"Ya, he smells like woman's perfume."

"Ya, he smells like cigarettes."

"Ya, I don't understand what you see in him."

"Ya, I can't believe you're wasting your time with him."

"Ya, why are your standards so low when you know a guy like me?"

"Ya,"

"Ya."

"YA!"

"You can do better."

and you’re kinda just like, “y dont u just look for a guy for me? or better yet, if you think you’re so great, why don’t you just date me?”

“pshhhh, as if, i’m too pretty for you, child”

is what heechul always says

to you and to everyone who asks why you aren’t dating

he also does’t ever answer your calls

cos he’s always too busy with his video games or selfies

so you get really frustrated when you call him to come over and he doesn’t call

but like 

he’s somehow already at your house

????

cos you needed him and he knew that

????

idek either bro

he has a sixth sense with ya gurl

HE IS SUCH A DAD TOO

***NOT DADDY 

DAD BECAUse

he will baby the heck out of you every moment he gets

but not in public cos his image

also he’s never one to flaunt even with his personality

he CUDDDLESSSS THE HECK out of you

and kinda makes himself clingy for the sake of endorphins

cos he is your happy pill

and your go to man when the world just sucks hard

he gives pretty solid advice

like the ones where you really need some

because he’s never one to sugar coat and will tell you youre a bitch if you are being one

and because of how he is, when he gets soft with you, you know he means it because he’s a broken brick most of the time

he’s also who you normally vent out your problems and burning frustrations to

not that he listens

you mostly just assault him and he takes it

JOKE HE ASSAULTS YOU RIGHT BACK

but somehow that’s therapeutic for both of you ???

smdh

i’d add heechul’s pets

BUT THAT BOY HAS A ZOO

and maybe i’m just shimkung biased lolol

ANYWAY the gist of you and his pets is that you love them and they love you

the end

bro

don’t even get me started on yesung

you know how he likes to think he’s all that

how he’s like really good at singin

wHICH HE IS UHM HAVE YOU NO EARS

but he’s like actin all airy sometimes

whICH IS Y u and eunhyuk havE A BALL MESSIN WITH HIM

EUNHYUK + U = YESUNG CANNOT LIVE

someone save Yesung from his retarded dongsaengs

lol but eunhyuk comes later

anyway, he’s airy

that side of him comes in handy 4 u

because he makes for a gr8 hypeman

letz be real

SUPER JUNIOR together is the loudest bunch of morons that will hYPE YOU DO YOUR DEATH

but you cant keep havin that when you go to award shows

YOU TRIED IT ONCE AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE AWW DATS CUTE

IT’S FKIN NOT BITSH

try havin your ears pierced with screaming every time you’re even remotely related to what the host is talking about

anyway back to yesung

he be your date to eveything

cos he ALWAYS has time to be all that

i mean you bring specific members to the specific events they fit into

u’ll understand laterz

but mostly yesung is your man for the job

cause he’s always available

you know when he’s not touring or holding concerts

whenever you need a date

he puts on all his extra accessories and offers you his arm on the red carpet

or just holds your hand cause it’s easier on his part

AND BOY HE’S ANNOYINGLY LOUD FOR YOU THE ENTIRE TIME

IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTer if it’s for some black suit event

he’s prOLLY GON BUST A MOVE and promote SJ’s black suit while he’s at it what a turd

he’s so loud in fact that you’ve reached a point past embarrassment

ur like, “Yeah, he’s my loud date. problem?”

honestly, yall have to be dumb not to see how in love you two are

there are theories on how you two ARE the one true pair

like the way yesung looks at you when you’re striking a pose

answering a question

thanking someone

receiving an award

laughing at a joke

existing in general

and you RIGHT BACK @ him

only an idiot would

but haha

nope.

just friends too

Y U ALWAYZ LYIN

ye but itz trueeeeee

no matter how fancy you get

or domestic

cos did i mention you two do the lamest things too

like there is no in between

you go buy groceries

tour Gangnam

hand in hand obviously, duh, you do it every time you’re together

as with every member of super junior but yall already knew

i think i strayed too far from my point

point is he’s there to hang out and do nothing

cos thats what both of you are good for anyway

nothing

ha

btw he’s who you bring shopping for clothes

but only like the nice kind you feel me

you’ll get that in a little while too

but like you always go to high-end stores together

never couture tho cos why ??

and YOU GUYS DO MAKEUP TUTORIALS BECAUSE OMG HE’S SUCH A VAIN AND LIKES TO PRETEND HE CAN ACTUALLY DO MAKEUP UGH I HATE HIM

he’s the one you treat like your diary mostly

the everyday stress you have piled up he’s the one you sift through with

like you tell him all the mundane things

and he’d nod uninterested

and then you’d stop cuz you realiized he doens’t care

and then he’d get mad and be all like “Ya, why’d you stop, what happened to the leaf you kicked?”

i think imma stop here cos you get it

yall good for nothing HAHAHH

you and kangin get into the stickiest shit every time your crackheads team up

and being the loyal one you are

you always point and blame him when things hit the fan

and he’s always like “Me?”

and then points right back at you

you’re reactions to each other are fandom memes fml

and you’d think with all the treachery you pull on each other you would never be able to count on Kangin

but that is so DAMN FAR from the truth

cos this boy is insufferably thoughtful when it comes to you

his favoritism shows

like he’ll sell super junior for a 1 cent

BUT YOU ARE NOT PART OF THAT DEAL

he’s usually the one that shoos the guys off when they’ll all up on your ass

he’s also the one to kick heechul when he gets too annoying

or anyone in general

He’s usually your partner in crime when it comes to screwing up SJ’s image

and you havE THIS SIGNATURE ESCAPE ROUTINE WHEN THINGS GO SIDEWAYS

“it wasn’T ME!” you both shout, and then you jump on Kangin’s back and he runs away.

and yes there is also a compilation of you morons doing that for 15 minutes straight in multiple languages

dumb shit

he’s not as big as teasing you as Heechul

but he usually calls you ugly, that’s who you are to him

if you’re texting someone, it’s usually him

you send him ideas for a prank or sm shit

and he’s like imma do you one better

and then you just burn SM to the group bwahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHA

kidding

not kidding

you guys dont actually get to hang out often

but wHen you do there is a warning signal

and idek y yall pretend to be pranking someone else

but yall end up stabbin each other anyway

But there is also those times when you just cry

and he’s there to listen

he’s not as understanding as his hyungs, cos Leeteuk knows what to do, Heechul knows what to say, and Yesung knows how to remember the important things

but he is always there

he tells you as much as he can

and he aint dumb he can say a lot

but he’ll mostly just try to brighten up your day

by telling you a plan to attack one of the members

ANDDDDDDD

PIGGY BACK RIDES

as ive mentioned before, you jump on his back when you skedaddle out of the scene you just caused

which have caused an uproar from many

your company mostly has to fend off rumors of you and him being together the second most

youll find out who soon enough

but back to you an Kangin

he usually offers to give you a piggy back ride

even tho he doesn’t really want to

when you’re down

cos u smol child like to be carried

ew grow up sis

BTW HE WILL FITE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU THAT

dats all i got fam

you and Shindong work the third most together outside super junior

dats obviously behind Leeteuk

and #2 who will be revealed later

and actually, you two have a very serious and business-like mindset when you’re together

which is why his skillz fly when you collab

you have youtube channel together that’s just u two posting vids you guys want to do

yall fund it urselvs and get some of ur friends to join in

WHICH FANS, ELF AND OTHERWISE LOVE

that’s why you normally go to him when you need help with work

meaning if you’re unsure if you should do a drama he’s going to lay down the points 4 u

he usually acts like your manager

and visits you the most when you’re on set

he’s who de-stresses you when you’re working

and the one who you can count on to back you up when someone at work needs to have a little piece of your mind

he’s who you call up when you want to share an idea or a vision

and is the one to more than others root for you and help you all throughout

whenever works stresses you out,

you two do something fun together

watch a film

annoy one of the other members

etc

you call him up when you have a crazy idea

you call him up when you have a song or plot in mind

you call him up when you are in need of advice

though sometimes his advice is to go to leeteuk or heechul

cos he knows he has limits

which is why you love him

because he’s real and never pretends to  know more than he does

with that said though, he does know a lot

and will tell you all he knows about whatever it is you are asking about

you guys do a lot of live streams as well

sometimes its pointless

sometimes its intorspective

but most times its pointless af

and most times yesung is crying in the distant not-so-distant background

cos like i said yall hangout the most

so sometimes shindong gets into the mix

and you do the weirdest shiz in front of camera

the amount of role plays you’ve done that made viewers go ???? is uncountable smh

like like

where you’re an astronaut

and you need to tell the emperor of goryeo he’s going to be assassinated

and then yesung is the emperor’s horse

and yall die of laughter

or that time yall kissed “by accident”

and none of yall were surprised

and everyoNE WAS LIKE I KNEW IT

and you both ended up laughing

and then everyone was like? >?????

?????

idek either tbh

or that one time you were a cake

as in a chocolate cake

running away from an orge

which was yesung

and shindong was the exterminator that kept hitting him with a pillow whenever he’d talk

i cant believe

you think yesung’s had enough with you and eunhyuk

speaking of...

eunhyuk + u is quite like u + kangin

ppl pray for you to get separated

like pls

l

o

r

d

 a

l

m

i

g

h

t

y

and then when you add DONGHAE

=

the world wants to implode and delete itself

eunhyuk is your usually your fake boyfriend

joke, he’s the fake love triangle interest

you’ll get that later

anyWAY

you say all the time every time you get the chance to that the reason why you dance half as good as you do now is because of eunhyuk

you make his ego fly through the roof

and he’s always like 

dawwwww stop 

no keep going

which is why if for whatever reason you need a dancer or a choreographer or anything between those lines

you call eunhyuk

or jung yunho but that’s not the point

point is the world explodes when there is a sexy suju concept

because you and eunhyuk are always paried up

the flexibility and coordination of your bodies

leaves the world thirsty

like

eunhyuk is pregnant because of you

Dem body rolls

Shimi-shimi

The dehydration is real

you two just do something in sync

AND THE WorLD canNOT

EVEN IF YOU DID IT BY ACCIDENT

and surprise even both of you

the world cannot

whenever you do a show together they make you do so many dances

cant blame them  tho, u two be bomb

point is he’s normally your dance partner in almost everything super junior

and 73% not super junior

but beyond that he is also your bestest buddy

and since it’s a package deal, most of the time donghae is there

yall do everything from wacky antics

to window shopping

to roller coaster riding

to just lying around talking about life

actually, yall pranked the world by saying your were going out once

and thE WORLD BLEW UP

HOW FKING DARE

WE KNEW IT ASHKSDHASDHA

but then yall were like “oh we be playin yall”

EVERYONE WAS SO MAD

LIKE YALL EVEN HAD THE MEMBERS BELIEVING

DONGHAE CRIED BECAUSE HE FELT SO BETRAYED THAT HE DIDNT KNOW

HEECHUL CALLED BULL THO

BUT EVERYONE WAS HELLLLLLA MAD BOUT THIS

When you went sikE Leeteuk wasnt surprised

and everyone gave you shit for so long

Ryeowook vowed to kill both of you

kangin thought it was pretty good though

Eunhyuk and you normally go to parties together

and because you are a d U M b fking drunk

he’s always the one who cleans up after you

because you vomit

and cry

and try to kiss everyone

which is why you have safely kissed everyone in super junior when you're wasted

eunhyuk especially

there are pics to prove it

like

but eunhyuk doesn;t mind

he’d rather be kissed by your vomit flavored mouth than have some ho try to do something to you

he gets really unsettled when other guys come into the picture

he’ll karate chop A morOn

DARE HIM I SWEAR

ya think he be small

but he be strong

those dance moves are his weapon

KA PAW BISH

and we def cant end this without saying

he makes you hangover soup

and all that jazz

when you wanna work out or feel sick

you call eunhyuk

i mean leeteuk loves you but you cant move an inch with that boy

so its eunhyuk

unless you wanna be lazy and need a mom (so leeteuk)

<3

honestly i cheated with that lord almighty part

ARG IM SO SORYY IDEK WHY I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY WHEN I LOVE EUNHYUK SO MUCH

ZHOUMI IS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

OR AT LEAST YOU SAY EVERYTIME YOU GET WHEN YOU SEE HIM

which you wish would be a lot more than not

IF you have anything to do in China

it’s zhoumi everyday

he’s who taught you how to speak the language and the one who makes fun of you the most because of your prononciation

but you know obviously its all in good fun

you host some shows together

youve stared in a bunch of chinese mini dramas together

but most of all, you two do a bunch of variety

which people LOVE SO MUCH

liiiiiiiiiike

if you werent so busy with the rest of the world

china would love to keep you for themselves

but anyway back to zhoumi

as i said he be the love of your life

because he’s literally everything you look for in a guy

tall, handsome, smart even though he does DUMB THINGS I CANT BE--

but the only reason why you’re not dating him is

is

is

IS BECAUSE YOU ARENT

I have no explaination

you are dating though

like outwardly

it’s like an unspoken thing

where you are dating but youre not and everyone around you agrees

???

kinda

yeh

with all the chinese variety you’ve done

yall have pretty questionable photos and footage together

like

why is you hand in his mouth

why are you two in one pair of trousers

why are you crying over literal eggshells

why are you laughing at him dressed up in a suit

why is he making heart eyes at you when you;re wearing clown makeup

why is he making heart eyes in general

why are you making heart eyes in general

idk man

what

waht

idek

but what you do know is this

there’s this entire ten page article about how he punch some rich guy in shanghai that tried to get too close and zhoumi threw a punch

yes

out of all the boys in the band who’s said they’d punch a moron on the nose

zhoumi as actually the only one who has had the displeasure of doing just that

It was quite the talk of the town

Honestly many were scared for zhoumi

U and him counted

and the rich moron even threatened to sue

but you pointed out that there was footage in the place and that he’d lose so he should just walk away

of course he walked away

and so yeah

but obviously the sonavbish tried to get rid of any footage

And make it look like an assault

It was to be like an even bigger scandal

but you being a smart bitch that has starred in many dramas with the exact same plot already had a copy and so you won that battle

and zhoumi ‘s career was not ruined

he was even hailed a hero for all the no duh reasons

Yeah he can throw a punch 

zhoumi is so soft for you though

and you for him

he’s usually the one who takes your mind off of things

but you hang out the least out of everyone due to sched differences

that doesn’t mean you dont make time for each other though

OKAY NOW FOR EVERYONE’S FAVORITE BB DONGHAE

donghae that knows all your secrets

knows all your dog stories

all your accidental injuries

all your fails

all your successes

it may take a few moments to jump start and access his mental archive

but its there

and Donghae has been your boyfriend on many many occasions

whether or not it be fake or real the world will never know

you guys are the most intimate with each other

like you guys are so casual

and comfortable

that Leeteuk tells you guys off

HeechUL GETS UNCOMFOTABLE

h e e c h u l

even suju separates you on their own will sometimes

and both of you are like

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

donghae is a certified soft boi

and his softness is amplified when you’re together

PDA is second nature to you two

many hand holds

many cuddles

many suggles

platonic?

... sure

and it doesn’t matter where you two are

public

private

interview

korea

japan

america

narnia

nothing stops you from being touchy

people ask you about it all the time

but once again

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway donghae is the go to guy for heart to heart conversations

because he has a heart of gold

the softest purest gold

and he really understands and empathizes

he cries with you over dog movies

and listens to your frustrations

and you listen to him cry

and talk about his feelings

FEELINGS

and you tie it all up by making each other smile

he actually gives really good advice

i mean they all do give good advice at a point

but donghae’s are actually quite on point

even though people think he’s slow

it’s probably because he’s once connected at the hip to you

he’s the one you talk to about boy problems and relationship problems

because he’s the only one that isn’t weirded out about the topic

i mean he’s got a soft spot of you

plus hes really caring

so he’ll listen to whatever topic you want to talk about anyway

he’s really the only who, like, pays attention to all your babbling

most of them tend to overlook that

but never donghae

he’s the guy you call in the middle of the night when you cant sleep

it’s not guaranteed he’ll pick up because i mean duh he has a life

but when he does he really listens

except for when he doesnt

cos he’s tired

(:

and on top of being a cuddly living diary

he’s also your personal massager

like you know those knots on your shoulder

what knots on your shoulders

he massages them away because

youre his ultimate weakness

when you need him he’ll be there in a heartbeat, racing leeteuk to get to you

although he’s not as motherly as leeteuk

he’s more of a brother really

like he is motherly

he does baby you

I MEAN THEY ALL BABY YOU YOU’re THE MAKNAE DUH

but

i can

no actually

i cant explain

because i got nothing

AGAIN WHICH IS FRUSTRATING BECAUSE I LOVE DONGHAE

DHADJ:ASD

YOU AND SIWON ARE THE POWER COUPLE EVERYONE WISHES THEY COULD BE

yall do the most goals things ever

and end up posting it on insta like the aesthetic things you are

he’s the guy you call when you wanna go out and tour

and you guessed it

he’s the second person in super junior you work most with out of the group

can you imagine the power you two hold in dramas

sometimes you do cameos in his shows

sometimes its the other way around

YOU TWO ARE ACTUALLY THE ONLY ONES WITH FOOTAGE OF KISSING

honestly it was a make out but you know

donghae’s fine

Siwon and you travel a lot

in a small scale sense where you just go around on a food trip

or going on a short vacation to another country

dont tell the others tho

YOU DO CHARITIES TOGETHER

and its honestly the cutest thing ever like siwon and his charities ad;hkasd

you two have this meme where its just a compilation of you two lauging

cos yall get WEIRD when you laugh together

your laugh is weird in general

and super junior is weird in general

but you and siwon laughing is just weirder

Whenever you have to go somewhere where you think youre going to die because of the formality

you bring siwon along because he’s the most businessman looking out of everyone

plus he holds a rich man aura

because he is

so

haha

honestly he should just buy SM wtf

He is also the one you go to for advice

because sometimes crying with donghae isn’t really the way you want to go

he’s normally your outside opinion guy

when you normally have a course of action already in your head

but youre just not sure how to go

he gives solid points

and he’s quite firm with his answers

when you need him he doesn’t come as quick as leeteuk or donghae

but he’s the one who leaves last

because he’s just thorough like that

like if you have a mental break down

he’ll come when he can and make sure to make extra time for you

because he wants to both make it up to you and make sure you’re alright

also

i should add

that on top of being very aesthetic together with your black tie events and whatnot

yall make post memes of each other often on your own accounts SO MUCH

ELFs dig it

iconic really

ryeowook actually hates you

like

he hates you because you have such a beautiful voic

he hates that youre pretty

he hates that youre talented

HE HATES THE COMPETITION

but it is also what completes him

It adds to his purpose in life

To cruSh u

N remind u who is butter

yall bicker the most out of everyone

yall raise your voices at each other the most

you always attack each other

AND SOMETIMES KYUHYUN PITS YOU TWO TOGETHER AND

it’s too much to handle

but when you catch on that you’re being played

You and ryeowook teamup

AND KYUHYUN PAYS

EVERYONE THAT CROSSES YOU PAYS

BWHAHAHAHAAHHA

the sass is real when you’re together

THE AMOUNT OF SHADE you throw

makes both of your skin visibly darker to a point

he’s mostly the one to call you out when you and kangin are doing something dumb

or when you and donghae start getting cuddly

or when you just show your face to him

because yes he hates you

BUT

if he hears anyone say anything REMOTELY BAD ABOUT YOU

he wILL attacK

if he thinKS SOMEONE’s BEING TOO sarcASTIC

HE WILL CUT THEM

because only HE can be mean to you

which is why they actually think you’re dating

pipe the HECK down if you have something to say

and the feeling is mutual for you

if anyone says anything bad about ryeowook OR ANY OF YOUR BOYS

they’re dead

cold

but sometimes both of you hate super junior together

and theres a bunch of videos of you questioning why you’re both still here

when he’s not hating you though

he’s violently supporting you

VIOLENTLY

have you heard this man scream

HE SCREAMS HIGHER THAN ANY FEMALE FAN COULD

and LOUDER

if you’re doing something live

heS ONLY THERE TO SCREAM FOR YOU

then he’s out

him and yesung are on a roll when you get an award

and on your live performances

theres normally a cut scene to him in the crowd holding a big ass sign that says something mean

like I HOPE YOU TRIP in bold letters

but in fine print is continues IN SUCCESS AND GOOD HEALTH

cheeeeeeeeeezzzzyyyyyy

but that’s ryeowook for ya

Everyone's confused how you are able to be so violent and mean

But also so cheesily soft

Honestly u just weird

And so is ryeowook

when you need advice he fights you first

"How could you be so dumb to have a problem like that"

then,he'll tell you what to do

OR

If he can, he fights your problem

and then solves it for you that way

Thats how it is, violently soft hek

So serious

ANYWAY KYUHYUN ALSO HATES YOU 

DUH

but unlike ryeowook he sometimes actually make people end up wondering if youre dating

Cause ryeowook and u be mean but not so lovey dovey

But you and kyuhyun are mean and lovey dovey

Like

he makes sure you suffer

suffer in embarrassment in live television

and will do everything in his power to get you and ryeowook to stab each other

but if you squint hard enough

he acts hella whipped for you to be pretty damn honest

anyone with a brain can put together that he’s basically like a child

a child being mean to his crush because he doesn’t know what to do

EW FEELINGS

but yall know what

even though ya both be also killing each other

THE BALLADS YOU GUYS HAVE

I cannnnOt even

is OFF THE CHARTS TEAR JERKING

like

any drama that has been blessed with your vocals

----i meaaaan-----

your song can save any drama

becAUSE

and yall do a lot of live performances together

uhm did I mention you’re basically part of the sub-unit KRY

actuallY JK nvm, it’s you and kyuhyun alone actually

just you and him

hitting those notes like no other

AnD theN theRE was This incident

that you had to perform in on a live awardshow

BUT you Got INTO an aCCIDENT

but like a vocal accident

as in you lost your voice

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

kyuhyun covered for you duh

because  even if he wants you to suffer in public

he wants it to be by his hand

and not because you ended up getting sick suddenly

I do have to say he’s not very reliable tbh

for the sole reason he wishes to be the true maknae and to desTROY U

yes

that

and EW FEELINGs

“are you sure you hate her though” -literally everyone

“YES!” kyuhyun would answer without missing a beat

“seem like bull by ok”

THE MEMES YOU TWO HAVE AS WELL

THE MEMES

the there can only be one

i would’ve killed you if the lights were closed

excuse you, trash

i sarangHATE U Bitch

boi i cant wtf am i doin

and again

i cannot stress enough that kyuhyun wants your death by his hand

so if someone else comes for you

he’s going to attack that person more than they have you

whenever people ask him about you to, he gets all protective and scary

in summarry, he wants death but not really

yikes

heNRY IS THE WORST

he’s the only one who actually treats you like youre a child

wtf

like you two are the closest in age

the audacity

the nerve

i cant believe

he literally pulls the Oppa card

every

frikin

wHeRE

LISTEN BOI SHE BE GROWN

he literally holds your hand when you cross the street

he asks you if you’ve eaten

he coddles you, especially around others

he brings you juice on set if ever you appear on the same show

LieK

he’s so embarrassing

he be actin as if he’z ya dad

liIKEEE

get a grip

but as embarrassing as he is

he is also your best friend

and he talks fondly about you everywhere

literally never talks shit about you

unless its true tho lololo

and for real is probably literally in love with you

but is like “I’m her older brother tho so”

acts like an older brother 23/6

and the remaining time like a sweet and ExTreMely embarrassing boyfriend

will do anything for you to be honest

YOU TWO GO ABROAD TOGETHER A LOT AND ARE GOALS

if you and kyuhyun do lame things

YOU AND HENRY LIVE IT UP

yall do weird shit online too

and yall have done questionable things on variety

korean

chinese

wherever

which is why you’ve hosted a variety special before

IT WAS ICONIC

if you ever feel down

or sad

or angry

or frustrated

henry is the guy to call to be reminded of the brighter things

like THIS BOY IS ACTUAL SUNSHINE HELP

nothing is impossible or gloomy with henry

and yall thrive in all the crack-ish things you do together

yes

end

[f1esbian]

i was tagged by @dykemulder so thank u my lovely queen 🥰🥰🥰

nickname: i honestly just prefer being called meghan but some people call me meg so that’s that lol

star sign: pieces sun, scorpio moon, gemini rising

favorite musicians: right now at this exact moment in time it’s tove lo, doja cat, and billie eilish

favorite sports team: chicago cubs

other blogs: nope. it’s a shit storm of everything i like here.

how many people do I follow: 400ish lol

tumblr crushes: like iz said, mu mutuals. yall hot asf

lucky numbers: just 3 hehe

dream vacation: go to a beautiful cabin somewhere during winter. there is like windows and everything and u can see all the snow out and it’s warm inside and i can just snuggle up and watch the snow fall omg that sounds like heaven.

dream car: uh. i don’t know anything about cars. i just don’t like driving big cars so as long as i always get to drive a small car, i’ll be happy.

favorite food: i don’t eat bc i like to eat. i eat out of necessity lmaoo. so i don’t really have a fave that stands out but i guess i love tomatos and string cheese (i know gross but id die for it) and ive been eating a lot of chicken noodle soup recently.

drink of choice: honestly i’ve just really been fucking with ginger ale recently

instruments: i was a percussionist in middle school but i stopped in high school bc i didn’t wanna do marching band. im two years out of high school so i haven’t played an instrument in a while.

language: just english. i took french for 3 years in high school but don’t remember any of it

celebrity crushes: every single commentary youtuber’s girlfriend. kelsey, aleena, mia, amanda, laura, jenna, ect. they’re all hot as fuck. other than that cate blanchett, margot robbie, florence pugh, anne winters, cindy kimberly, and tove lo. i could list more but here’s this.

fun fact: im not a fun person but i guess maybe uhh i met david duchovny and gillian anderson in 2016 lmao

tagging anyone who sees this and thinks it looks fun! just say i tagged u, i wanna read it ! :):) thanks again iz, love u sm queen❤️❤️

[wintersxsoul]

Feverish Saturday

Anon Request: PLS write smthn about Loki taking care of a sick reader, or taking care of them for something else similar to that? Anxiety? Cold? Whateva :))

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Word count: 1210

Warnings: None !

A/N: So this is the first request I’ve ever received. I hope it meets your expectations. If you have any requests, feel free to send me an ask. Hope you enjoy the fluff!

Loki was really looking forward to this week’s meeting at his apartment. Ever since you moved to the same floor as his, you hit it off immediately. At first Loki was a bit adamant to show any kind of sympathy, but once you started pushing him to speak, small talk at first, and then asking for his job or brother, you became friends. Every saturday, you gathered in an apartment, one week his, next week yours. It went like that for almost two years.

The clock on his kitchen counter indicated him that you were about to arrive, he had bought the beers and prepared the movie, excited to finally see you after a long week at work.

Neither of you wanted to admit you were in love with the other, too stubborn and insecure to break the special friendship you had. He found himself thinking about your sweet voice, soft hands or your deep stares, the way you carried around each other, like twin flames dancing the same melody.

He was sitting down on his couch, an hour later, alone and worried, because you weren’t answering his texts. When this happened, you usually texted him to tell him you were going to be late, since you were a control freak and hated being late.

Another hour passed, so he stood up and made his way to your apartment. He knocked twice, and after hearing some noise inside, he knocked again. He heard a loud noise and then a cough, so he stormed in.

You were laying in the couch, wrapped like a burrito in your favorite black fluffy blanket Loki gave you last Christmas, your hair tied up in a very messy bun, eyes red and puffy, you were coughing and sniffing. You were sick as fuck. But Loki still found you the most beautiful human being he had ever seen.

“Loki?” You looked at him, confused. Why was he there?

“You were late and not answering your texts and you worried me.” Oh, fuck. It was Saturday. Loki approached you and kneeled in front of you, placing his cold palm on your forehead, checking if you had fever. You opened your mouth to apologize, but a cough stopped you.

“I’m gonna go for a sec to my apartment, and I’ll be right back to watch our movie.” He kissed your forehead and stormed out.

Loki took his bike keys and ran down the stairs, going as fast as he could to the pharmacy before it closed. He bought your favorite tea and ordered a soup at the dinner that was just behind your block. Once he had everything he needed, he took the movie and went back to your apartment.

“Oh, you’re back. I thought you wanted to stay at home since I am sick.” You gave him a small tired smile, and coughed again. Loki shook his head and went to the kitchen, while speaking to you.

“I went to my apartment cause I had some medicines and I went down to order a soup. I also had some of your tea at home so I brought that too.” Loki rummaged through your kitchen drawers looking for a spoon, he prepared the tea and the medicine, placing it all in a tray and sitting down next to you on the couch.

“Ugh, thank you so much. I don’t deserve you.” You managed to say, your voice trembling, full of sentiment.

At some point during the movie, you cuddled on top of Loki and fell asleep, his arms embracing you. He couldn’t move and being honest with himself, he didn’t want you. He felt whole, holding your sleeping form, hearing your low snores and noises you made while dreaming. He felt you shift and you opened your eyes, looking straight to his green eyes. Loki smiled at you warmly, unable to hide the love he felt for you. You were staring at him, taking in all his beauty. You didn’t know what possessed you at that moment, but the words left your mouth before you could stop them.

“How can you be so ethereal?” His eyes widened, taken aback by your words. Your eyes were still fixed on his, and for a moment, his eyes looked at your lips. Your brain decided to shut, leaving your mouth working by itself.

“I mean, you look like a fucking greek god. It’s not fair. With your stupid green eyes, your perfectly sharp cheekbones and jawline, your soft black hair. Ugh. Surreal.” He was speechless, for real. His mouth opened and closed, not knowing what to say. Then it clicked. the medicine was too strong for you, so you were just delirious.

“Okay, charmer. I think you should go to sleep. The medicines are too strong.” You furrowed your brow at his words, because you weren’t feeling weird or delirious, you were just tired of denying your feelings to him and to you for so long.

“Loki, I’m not-” He cut you off when he lifted you from the couch and carried you bridal style to your bed, settling you in your spot. You let out a huff, pissed at him for being so stubborn and at yourself for not having the courage to tell him your feelings.

“I’m going now, if you need anything just text me. I’ll have the notifications on.” He started leaving but you grasped his wrist and pulled him as strong as you could to you. He sat down on the bed, and looked at you.

“Can you please stay with me?” He nodded slowly and got rid of his shoes and his sweatshirt. He was wearing sweats so he could sleep on them.

Loki moved cautiously, laying next to you and turning off the lights. You hugged his middle and pressed your face to his chest, hearing the fast beat of his heart. Why was he nervous? Maybe he felt the same? It’s now or never, girl.

“Loki, I need to tell you something.” He hummed in response and you gulped, ready to open your mouth, but he cut you off, again.

“Y/n, you can tell me whatever you want tomorrow. You really should sleep, the medicines are kicking in too strong.” Ugh, fucking stubborn asshole.

“No, Loki. You listen to what I have to say now, and if you want to, I’ll say it tomorrow too. Okay?” He let out a desperate sigh, and you understood that as your cue to keep speaking.

“I love you. I’ve been in love with you *cough* for as long as I’ve known you *cough* and I had to get it off my chest *cough* cause it was eating me alive.” His jaw dropped, and he was glad the room was dark, because he was sure his face was a deep shade of red. You loved him back. He was about to say it to you too, when you turned your body around, not wanting to face an ugly truth.

“I love you too, kitten. Since the first day I saw you.” He placed his arm on your waist, pulling you closer to his body. Millions of butterflies erupted in your belly, a wave of happiness flooding all your senses. You snuggled closer to him, feeling whole, at home.

Tagging my regular bitches cause i love yall.

@trashpandabarnes @sideeffectsofyou @buckobarness @madamefresa @gravedollie666  @thatchick147 @deamstellarus @lilypalmer1987

[sinsofstrays]

Alphabet Soup Tag

Tagged by the beautiful @beebeecee <3

Rules: Answer the questions in a new post then tag 10 people you would like to get to know better.

A: Age, 21

B: Birthplace, Martinsburg, West Virginia

C: Current Time, 10:01PM

D: Drink you last had, water

E: Easiest person to talk to, I’d say my sister or mom..but I have a few online friends that I can talk to really easily

F: Favorite song, Gosh at the moment.... I Need Somebody-DAY6...She’s Mine-VAV, Stay - Junhyeok 

G: Grossest memory, that time at work I was cleaning the bathrooms and in the men’s there was puke in the toilet, not flushed. Then I went to the women’s and in the trashcan, it looked like there was simply one paper towel in it so I went to take it out...BUT it was filled with puke

H: Hogworts House, Hufflepuff 

I: In love? mayhaps but it’s one-sided 

J, Jealous of people? Can’t lie..I’m really jealous of a lot of people. Especially those living my dream or that make even a little more money than me.

K, Killed people? I hope not 

L: Love at first sight, or should I walk by again? omg..no

M: Middle name, Nicole!

N: Number of siblings? 2 sisters - @park-chan-yall and my oldest sister! (I’m the youngest)

O: One wish, To collab with either Jae or Daehyun (The voices of angels)

P: Person you last called, That I last called.....apparently work...back in mid Jan.

Q: Question you are always asked? Are you alright?

R: Reason to smile, VAV AND SF9 NEXT MONTH

S: Song you last sang, As The Bell Rings, The Maypole Spins- Dead Can Dance

T: Time you woke up? 3:00pm akfhka

U: Underwear color, pink

V: Vacation destination, back to LA, Austria and the different historical areas of South Korea

W: Worst habit, playing with my piercings waaay too much 

X: X-rays, My torso on a few different occasions

Y: Your favorite food, Sashimi/sushi 

Z: Zodiac sign, Cancer

Tagging: @park-chan-yall @ryncorrect @thedropdeadhandsome @sungjinist @daeri @youngksbass @youngkmakesmyday 

[t3n]

alphabet soup tag!!

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

tagged by @cherrymark thank you wooh  三└(┐Lε:)┘

A: age - 18. im already 18 what

B: birthplace - just outside of toyko

C: current time - 9:20pm

D: drink you had last - milk

E: easiest person to talk to - my mom? and these are irl friends but @eqnzo and @jaehyunara

F: favorite song - any song that has tens voice in it. also at the moment? jinsoul’s singing in the rain. and idk if any of yall listen to electro but im also really hooked on myrne’s lyra

G: grossest memory - a dude like. vomited on the train at about 6:40am right before rush hour and it smelled HORRIBLE it was traumatic actually

H: hogwarts house - i feel like a hufflepuff and want to be a gryffindor but according to pottermore and literally every sorting quiz online im a slytherin. makes sense i guess

I: in love? - ten.

J: jealous of people? - sometimes very.

K: killed someone - you never know what kind of crazy shit i do during my sleep.

L. love at first sight or should I walk by again? - i actually do believe in love at first sight

M. middle name - nope

N: number of siblings - im a lonely only child

O: one wish - TEN COMEBACK

P: person you called last - a university lmao i wanted info for apps

Q: question you are always asked - are you biracial (no)

R: reason to smile - ten.

S: song you sang last - apink’s up to the sky. i was feeling nostalgic

T: time you woke up - 4:50am oh the things i do for school

U: underwear color - black. almost everything i wear is black hha

V: vacation destination - hot springs in the winter. preferably when its snowing

W: worst habit - picking at my skin. i go through a 50 pack of bandaids in like 3 weeks kdjgnd

X: x-rays - ive never broken any bones but i did get an x ray once bc hernia eh h

Y: your favorite food - natto. its like a really smelly puke-looking thing of soybeans but i love it. and i also like eating raw vegetables and ramen

Z: zodiac sign - scorpio (a crazy emo !)

im not going to tag anyone because i feel like ive seen a lot of people do stuff like these and i feel bad but yeah. if you see this and haven’t done it yet consider yourself TAGGED i love reading about people.

[kiligilig]

alphabet tag

sup kids 👋👋 im back for the day if yall hadnt noticed :) i was tagged by @whygrover thanks boo 💕💕💕

a - age: fourteen b - birthplace: 🇺🇸 c - current time: 6:47 d - drink you last had: pb mood from jamba juice 👌👌 e - easiest person to talk to: yall might know her as “my wife” lol,, we aint even dating shes just my bff f - favorite song: idk?? i can never pick just one lol g - grossest memory: once when i was a little toddler i saw my dad go pee h - horror yes or horror no: i like watching it in the moment but when i get home im too scared to sleep ((the nun from exorcist 2 haunted me for 2+ weeks)) i - in love?: nopes j - jealous of people?: not really?? k - killed someone?: no tf l - love at first sight or should i walk by again: idek breh m - middle name: santos n - number of siblings: 4 o - one wish: i just wanna be happy man p - person you called last: me 2nd bff q - question you’re always asked: are you eavesdropping?????? by Boys™ r - reason to smile: idk bruh my faith? my family? my friends? the fact that books exist? the fact that i am proud of the way i write? exo? this site? for some reason i smile a lot but i dont really feel happy s - song u sang last: idek smth in the car last night t - time u woke up: seven smth am u - underwear color: currently white w like designs or smth v - vacation destination: my bed. w - worst habit: my sharp tongue, and my loud mouth. its so awful im so scared im going to hurt someone. im sure ive done so already :( x - x-rays: i dont understand???? y - your favorite food: white rice bruh. nothing seasoned, just plain white jasmine rice cooked fresh from my rice cooker, paired w meat or soup or smth oMGG z - zodiac sign: pisces yo

thanks so much for tagging me gaby!! i always love doing these things :))

i tag: @pulchridude @bcofkaider @afrazzledloafer @shewantsmeshesgotme