#yamamoto genryusai

[moonymiw]

she’s not the woman i used to admire.

but still i worship her.

[laughing-moonlight]

[auntyokula]

family picture ✌️

[owarinaki]

1st Generation of Gotei 13

[seireiteihellbutterfly]

Bleach Headcanons : Oddities Part 2

More weird stuff that members of the Gotei 13 do. Part 1 can be found here.

Genryusai Yamamoto

Enjoys knitting and spends his evenings creating intricate scarves and blankets for his squad members. He considers it a form of meditation and finds solace in the rhythmic clicking of the knitting needles.

Has a hidden stash of adorable cat-themed trinkets in his office, gifts from squad members over the years. 

Has a peculiar habit of conducting morning exercises with his subordinates, insisting on leading synchronized stretching sessions that include overly enthusiastic jumping jacks and cartwheels, much to everyone's surprise.

Shunsui Kyoraku 

Composes dramatic, overly poetic love letters to his favorite sake brands, expressing his undying devotion and appreciation for their taste.

Is known to challenge squad members to bizarre competitions, such as a haiku battle or a contest to see who can take the longest nap. He always claims victory, regardless of the actual outcome.

Keeps a stash of disguises in his office and occasionally infiltrates other squads just for fun, but he's always caught due to his distinctively lazy demeanor

Izuru Kira

Has a secret collection of adorable plush toys hidden in his office. Whenever he's stressed, he takes a break with these plushies, assigning different voices and personalities to each one. 

Creates a mini zen garden in his office and spends hours meticulously arranging the sand and tiny rocks, finding solace and inner peace in its careful maintenance.

Collects unusual stationery and spends his downtime experimenting with different types of ink and quills. 

Toshiro Hitsugaya

Develops an unexpected fascination with ice sculpting and spends his free time sculpting intricate, mini ice replicas of notable Seireitei landmarks. He insists they're just practice, but secretly cherishes them in his office. 

Unintentionally is a magnet for lost animals in the Seireitei, and his squad often finds him shooing out stray cats and birds from his office.

 Becomes overly protective of the squad's refrigerator, labeling each item with his name and fiercely defending his snacks from any potential thieves within the squad, even going as far as setting up "ice traps" to catch unauthorized snack bandits

Zaraki Kenpachi

Pretty sure he’s adopted a pet kitten that he secretly dotes on in his spare time. He refuses to acknowledge its existence in front of anyone and grumbles about "just tolerating its presence," but his squad members catch glimpses of him sneaking it bits of fish and milk.

Started a food stall called "Kenpachi's Cooking Corner" where he attempts to teach his squad how to cook. The sessions usually end in chaos and burnt food, but everyone participates out of fear of upsetting him.

Enjoys reading shoujo manga in secret and has a vast collection stashed away in his office, fiercely denying their existence whenever someone accidentally discovers them, insisting that he got them for Yachiru. 

Mayuri Kurotsuchi 

Holds "Bring Your Weirdest Invention to Work" days in his lab, encouraging his subordinates to create the most outlandish and impractical gadgets imaginable. However, he always mysteriously makes his own invention vanish right before the judging, claiming it was too advanced for everyone else to comprehend

Holds a weekly "Fashion Forward Friday" where he experiments with unconventional clothing designs, resulting in outrageous outfits that his squad members struggle to comprehend

Has a peculiar habit of meticulously organizing his lab by arranging test tubes and equipment according to their color gradients, which nobody dares disturb for fear of incurring his wrath

Becomes obsessed with perfecting the art of making perfectly shaped and flavored jelly desserts. His squad members often find themselves unwilling taste-testers for his latest bizarre jelly concoctions

[shinixgami]

𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟔 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟔 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟐 𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐙𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐚 𝐧𝐨 𝐓𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐤𝐤𝐚 𝐧𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞

🔥 ❄️

[drgarrisonandpaul]

NSFW, MINORS DNI

Do the Bleach captains and lieutenants know where the clit is? Genryusai: Yes

Sasakibe: Sometimes

Soi Fon: YOU BET YOUR ASS

Gin: Yeah, but he won't use it because he likes to hear you whine

Unohana: Yes

Aizen: You'd think he would, but he doesn't. Or does he?

Byakuya: Yes

Sajin: Sometimes

Marechiyo: He doesn't even know what that word means, let alone where it is

Izuru: Yes

Isane: Sometimes

Momo: Also doesn't know what that word means, she calls it something else like 'button' or something

Renji: WELL DUH, OF COURSE HE DOES *proceeds to point to your elbow*

Iba: Sometimes, depends on how inebriated he is

Shunsui: He literally has a painting of one in his office

Kaname: Yes

Kenpachi: The what-now? *Has to lift his eyepatch to hear you better, if that makes any sense*

Mayuri: Knows where it is, never uses it. Actively avoids it just to fuck with you

Ukitake: Yes

Ise Nanao: Yes

Hisagi: No. He legitimately doesn't know where, but he knows what it is

Rangiku: HELL YEAH

[toboldlymuppet]

to grow old with you

i gave myself feelings over these two old men ;;

[goatei13]

[smol-ackerman]

⚔️ FIRST GENERATION GOTEI 13 ⚔️

"The original Thirteen Court Guard Squads that you founded were Court Guards in name only. They were a group of savage killers. But because of that, they were a fearsome bunch."

BLEACH: THE BLOOD WARFARE Ep. 07 Born in the dark

[silversoulsociety]

Bleach sennen kessen hen ☆ E6

[nolhann]

BLEACH | TYBW Official Chibi - 01

none of them are mine I just isolated them, they all belong to :

© Tite Kubo/Shueisha, TV Tokyo, dentsu, Pierrot

[laughing-moonlight]

There is only 1 (one) right choice for Toshiro and this is it

[auntyokula]

Yamaji and his lil bandits 😭❤️ i’m sure they always were just kids for him, even Unohana 🥺🤧 love them all

[platinumz0nvrmre]

here’s an interesting theory about bleach

what if OMZ and white made up the name zangetsu (after hearing zabimarus name) because OMZ couldn’t call himself yhwach

and now imagining an AU where ichigos zanpakuto and fullbring are named yhwach and old man yama is furious

“BANKAI TENSA-YHWACH”

“bankai.. tensa WHAT”

[maounosekai]

9th Division then and now (again)