#yeah Lance that’s what you get for eating everything 😭

[tohlover05]

I can just imagine Pascal forcing Lance to clean all the dishes after he ate everything that he prepared for Rapunzel and himself and it’s hilarious

[ilovelosersandshortmen]

Could I ask for the Brotherhood with a Platonic Reader who's just some random kid? Not even a mutant or anything, they just walked into the house one day and just decided 'yeah I'll live here with you guys🤷'

The Brotherhood of Mutants reacting to a random person deciding to move in with them (PLATONIC!!)

I love this idea oml 😭😭 This has very big Addams Family vibes honestly. I'm going to write this with a more sibling-like relationship because I love found family.

TODD:

• Okay, honestly, I've always thought Todd would be like.. a redneck cigarette dad. I mean that with love.

• Constantly getting into wrestling matches and teaching people bad behaviors, you know what I mean. Trailer park behavior. (I used to live in one so I can make fun of it)

• He's the kind of guy that would put you on his shoulders so that you can spray paint a building or something. Also teaches you the most efficient way to hop a fence when running from the cops!

• He's like Roderick from Diary of a Wimpy kid, taking you out for gas station snack runs late at night.

• Sometimes, he feels like you're the only person he can open up to.

• He has cried on your shoulder more than a few times.

• Then you guys make cookies together.

FRED:

• I know I keep bringing this up, but I believe Fred is an amazing cook. (this is based on the rose radishes he made for Pietro or whatever)

• So he constantly makes sure you get fed first, because he knows eating well in the Brotherhood is really hard.

• Always lifting things to impress you.

• (Yeah he's a sad only child soo.. you're his new sibling. He's decided. Already calls you his brother/sister)

• Would literally both die and kill for you.

• He doesn't want to hurt you with his hugs, so sometimes he just lets you cling to him like a koala.

• He likes to help you pick out your outfits (I don't know, this just feels right to me)

• He's also super supportive if you're alt/goth/emo

• You guys have fashion shows to show off your outfits.

• Honestly, he's your biggest fan.

PIETRO:

• Genuinely in disbelief

• "Wait, so we're just.. letting this happen!?"

• He's really the only one who cares, which I guess is understandable. I wouldn't want even more people in a house that's already falling apart.

• So, at first, he's always complaining about you being there. You took his spot on the couch. You stepped on his shoe that one time. Once he complained that you breathed too loudly near him.

• After a while, he reduces his whining to muttering and then eventually just gets used to your presence.

• He doesn't like to admit it, but he kind of does want to impress you. He'll use his powers and then just.. stand in front of you, waiting for praise.

• Always behind you when you go for walks, like a scary guard dog.

• SO. MANY. PRANK WARS.

WANDA:

• She's chill.

• She's not really vocal about everything, but she does really care for you!

• Wanda would def help you dye your hair or paint your nails.

• And she would use her powers to grab things off of high places, just so you don't get injured.

• Pietro might be a little jealous of you, but who cares what he thinks anyway.

• She would also probably help you pierce yourself

• Then would help you when it got infected.

LANCE:

• He always tries to pretend that he doesn't care, but he definitely does.

• Always making sure you don't get hurt around the house, and is the first person to worry if you do ever get hurt.

• Also, this goes for all of them, but he would absolutely love playing video games with you. Even if he loses. A lot.

• More than a few earthquakes were caused over Mario Kart.

• Also the first to raise hell if you went missing.

• Sometimes takes you out with Kitty to get food (like that one "Mama y Papa" trend on Tiktok)

TABITHA:

• She takes you under her wing immediately.

• After a day with her, you have a new taste in music and a bunch of outfits that were not shoplifted at all.

• You basically become her right hand person when causing trouble, she'd constantly wake you up for late night joy rides.

• Asks you to help her with her hair (there's no way she doesn't use 5 bottles of hairspray for that thing)

• You two definitely shoplift together, or she shop lifts random things for you.

• Always getting you little snack or trinkets.

I don't know if this was exactly what you were thinking, but I love the idea of a platonic sibling-like relationship!! Also, I'm sorry if this is really short, I'm more used to writing romance. But, as always, I appreciate you and I hope you have an amazing night!!

[leclerced]

I understand I have been summoned (sub Lance/jewish geography/shitty ex/seb-obsessed anon, otherwise known as 〽️ anon pls)

yeah, I think Lance was raised with the same kind of mentality that I (and a lot of kids in our community) was raised with that kind of boils down to “there is no room for you to be anything but exceptional and we will throw anything and everything at getting you there but you have to do your part” - we can get into the psychology of that a different day and the word of that day is “collective generational trauma” - and I think that trickles down into the machismo that Bunny picks up on

so when she gives him an opportunity to turn his brain off and not have to be that around her and he actually takes it, that’s a massive step for him in and of itself

and once the whole thing isn’t a performance of being the “perfect man” in the eyes of other men, he’s able to just… be? he never really realized how exhausting it was before because he had never stopped to catch his breath

and at his core he’s always going to be a people pleaser (because, again, we get built that way) so maybe he realizes he does like to eat Bunny out, not because he actually loves the action but because she feels so good when he does it right

one day when everyone is making fun of him for not eating pussy, she mumbles under her breath that he’s actually getting a lot better at it and only Oscar catches it, like “what do you mean he’s doing better at it? has he actually been doing it and you didn’t tell us?”

stop i love this ok maybe lance deserves some rights 😭

[sennaverstappendiary]

monaco grand prix ✩ 28.05.2023

this race weekend, is probably, all in all, my second favorite weekend of the YEAR‼️‼️ i have so many incredible memories of this week, so so many i don't even know where to start!! 💗💌💘💝💥💥 i will start at the beginning!

in my personal life, things were really REALLY looking up! i was a few weeks into recovery treatment, the sun was shining, dear friends from australia were over for a few weeks, and uni was also going very well!! 💘💕🌷✨✨🌞🌞 i very vividly remember how beautiful the weather was, while i was writing my fuckass lestappen fanfiction in front of my laptop, texting emma and quinine and just having an AMAZING time 💌💘💝 like genuinely... the weather was even good enough to hold a bbq with said australian friends!! they are actually friends of my dad but i have stolen them. my friends now. 💥💥💥💥 i also did k3t with my best friend which was great LOL i was genuinely having one of the best weeks of my life already, even before the race weekend!!! 🌞🌞✨✨🥰🥰🥰🥰

i remember watching fp2 on friday, something i never do, and going out to eat with mom afterwards 💕💕 the vibes were SO good‼️‼️ on a similar note, i remember drinking sake at this good japanese restaurant a day later and wanting to be home in time for fp3 (i didn't make it, who gaf 😁)✨✨✨ watching fp2 was actually sooo fun i just remember max zooming and me being happy... just happy to be there to be honest as i should be always 🌞🌷✨

if i recall correctly, this was the first qualifying i watched with my brother, my dad, and my now ex all together 🥰🥰 it was a beautiful sunny day outside, we had to close the door because mom told me i was yelling too loudly (true) 🗣️🗣️🗣️ and i was so excited... my brother was too fucking late setting up the laptop tho so i missed cheflop crashing IMMEDIATELY 😭😭 little did we know his flop era had only just began... biami ruined him 😵😵 but of course. the main course of this meal. mayhaps one of the best moments of maxs career let alone season‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ FINAL FUCKING LAP. my brother was so so convinced fernando would get pole ("he got it maple, he got it") because uhm obviously... and also he wanted fernando to win (i told my brother to wait till spain... and then till canada... and then etc etc etc) 😁😁 and somehow, idk how, but i told my brother: just you wait (yes sebastian vettel 2010 reference yada yada 🥺🥺🥺) because i had FAITH in our boy. religious sennacore faith idk what got into me that day 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕 i said: he can do it. and i proceeded to lose my voice a second later. what. the. fuck. is wrong with that man WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM. HOW MUCH DID HE MAKE UP IN THAT FINAL SECTOR??? OH MY GOD. MAX VERSTAPPEN FINAL SECTOR MONACO QUALIFYING 2023 YOU WILL ALWAYS BE EXTREMELY FAMOUS AND LOVED 💘💘💘💘💕💕💕😭😭😭🌷🌷🌷✨✨✨✨✨✨💌💌🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨 genuinely i was in tears almost that was one of the best moments ever. period. and then also lestappen moment (i like your suit!) like OKAY? that was made for maple and maple only 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😁😁😁😁💥💥💥 i IMMEDIATELY went out for ice cream with my (now) ex after, being the happiest person in the world, and celebrating max's pole with the usual (a cold cider 🍎🍷). literally one of the best days of my year. except charles penalty but thats neither here or there (i was very upset)

THE RACE ITSELF WAS ALSO SO FUN‼️‼️‼️ like really really fun!!! the rain made everything a little bit more unpredictable, and in some cases, really fucking funny lmfao 🌧️🌧️🌧️ as seen in the gif of lance double-tapping, or checo binning it, or carlos in the wall... in all the chaos i was just very happy that max stayed out of all the drama.. when oscar afterwards said he was following what max was doing because that seemed safe 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕💥💥 SO cute. also esteban ESTIE BESTIE IS ON THE PODIUM BABY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ iconique moments left and right. 🥰🥰🥰 AND OF COURSE max ayrton parallels w monaco and rain. yeah. 🥰🥰🥰

afterwards i think i bbqed, very very happy and content with my life and with the way things were going for me. it sounds a bit silly, and i don't want to attribute ALL my happiness this year to formula one, but this weekend... it's such a good example of how much this means to me. if max hadnt won, would i still have been happy? yes! of course! but thats because i still had something to look forward to, new friends to discuss it with, a new sense of purpose and joy. thank you formula one, thank you max 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕🌷🌷🌷🌷🌞🌞🌞🌞💌💌💌

✩ song of the race: wash - miki matsubara / extra - ken ishii

this will probably be the only time this season that a race has TWO whole songs associated with it, but the reason why is because these are two GREAT songs i came to know during the weekend of monaco‼️‼️💌✨ wash should become the intro for f1 and extra is just SUCH a good trippy song lol 🥰🥰

[danielfuckingricciardo]

🏎️ Formula One Tag Game! 🏎️

I was tagged by my bestie @vinvantae thank you homieeee

Putting this under the cut cos I’m nothing if not verbose lol

1. Who or what got you into F1?

I’ve always watched with my dad since I was a kid. The typical Sunday afternoon, BBC coverage while eating the Sunday roast moment. I got more into it in 2020 though as I guess I was more of a captive audience thanks covid, and then by 2021 I was getting hooked… the drama I just loved it and yeah after that the rest, as they say, was history.

2. Who was the very first F1 driver you supported? Do you support them now? Have your opinions on them differed or stayed the same since then?

Ever since I first saw Daniel Ricciardo on Top Gear my eyes popped out of my head like a fucking cartoon character. They were heart shaped and everything. Always rooted for him when I watched, and have done ever since. He is my pookie bear, my little guy, my poor little meow meow and I will love him until the end.

3. Who’s your current favourite F1 driver?

Daniel 🥰🥰🥰 but I love lots of drivers as you can probably tell. I love Max and Charles and Fernando and Lance and Esteban and Oscar 🥰

4. Is there a driver pairing or pairings you support? What made you attracted to that pairing in the first place?

Max and Daniel!!! I love their relationship so much they’re just mwah chef kiss. Current grid wise though, my favourite pairing is Fernando and Lance. I love them so much.

5. Do your parents, siblings or relatives have a favourite team and/or favourite driver(s)?

My dad is a McLaren fan. Lando is his favourite. He’s always supported British drivers and loves Lewis too. Also my mum fancies Mark Webber.

6. Do you have any favourite races? Are there any that stand out to you the most?

Monza 2021 my beloved. The way that I cried my eyes out 😭😭😭 Also I have distinct memories of the 2020 British Grand Prix when Lewis had a tyre failure and Max was closing in but Lewis still took the win. Like that was insane and looking back that was one of the first races I watched and was like wow holy fuck!

7. Do you have a favourite circuit? Can be from the past or from the current calendar.

I really like Silverstone, and I miss Paul Ricard and Hockenheim. Oh and the Chinese GP. I have a thing for proper tracks I’m not all that enthused by street circuits.

8. Have you ever been to an F1 race in real life? Feel free to tell us your experience going to one if you like.

I have not but I hope to one day. A bitch needs to get a job first 😅

9. Have you ever met an F1 driver in real life?

Not a driver, but I did meet Guenther Steiner at a book signing in London last year!

10. Do you have a favourite F1 car? If so, what is it?

I’m not like… an expert when it comes to the cars so my favourites are purely based on aesthetics. But when the Mercedes cars where silver hoo boy that’s a sexy vehicle right there. Also I like it when they’re pink thank u BWT for your service 🫡

11. Do you have a favourite one win wonder?

Esteban. My beloved. He deserves so much more. 2021 Hungarian GP you will always be famous.

12. Do you have any favourite quotes from the F1 world? This can either be inspirational or hilarious.

Nothing can top Kimi Raikkonen’s “yeah, I was having a shit.” Insanely me-core love you Kimi 🥰