#yeah idk man

[patorucho]

🌸 bulletflips follow

I sure hope my parents aren't having gay sex right now

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🪻 elfagflippo follow

HAD HOT GAY SEX WITH MARIANA 💪💪‼️‼️🔥🔥

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🏵 elwifeguy follow

[notadwarf-planet]

Told my little sister about joey richter and now she keeps going around the house repeating his name over and over like a chant

[shufflerock-jam]

so i drew kim and then was like. what now. so i drew a cat and slapped some glasses on the mfer. kim katsuragi

[ghostatas]

Uhhh fit doodle

I'm really enjoying experimenting with time limits, brushes, colours and styles lol (ignore the fact I should be reveising for my 3 exams next week)

[rottingsoftly]

[fagdykepearlescentmoon]

What if i was a dog that curled up at your feet at the end of each day in the hopes you would spare me a second of attention? What if my teeth were sharp and in one fell swoop i could tear your heart loose from where it sits delicately in your chest? What if i could mutilate you in any number of ways but i wont? What if my fur was matted with burs and patchy from scars yet i still lay my head on your lap like a child?

What if I was a dog that curled up at your feet every day hoping just begging for you to spare me a second thought? What if the door was scratched from all the times I spent filing my claws down on it? What if i rolled over to show you my stomach when you returned home? 'here! You can do whatever you wish to me and i wont fight back!'

What if I was a dog that curled up at your feet each day and ignored the itch under my skin to run and run and run? What if I was a wild creature who built myself a prison out of my own love? What if my blood curdled like milk in my complacency? What if I had to fight the urge to bite down whenever you peel back my lips to examine my teeth? What if I sat at the table like a good dog, chewing on the bones you left behind? (they're my bones, I will wittle down my own ribs till theyre naught but dust if you wish)

What if I was a dog that curled up at your feet at the end of each day because I could never bring myself to gorge myself on your lifeblood? What if I was a dog? what if I was your dog? would I be a good dog do you think? would I do it right?

[aweisz]

amphibian guy showing someone the space equivalent of their baby album: everyone always said what a cute tadpole i was, yeah, i don't see it though. oh! i already started developing extremities in this one!

[thatoneguyletoturnedintoafrog]

Good Omens AU set in Utah but the only difference is that Crowley spells their name as "Crowleigh"

[bootlegfrank]

Also fun fact I had weird family-related dreams and aside from the weird trauma rehash there was something very funny. There was a goth lesbian black woman who was also Cale Erendreich and also dating my mother. Like in my dream I was aware that she was a manifestation of Cale and I couldn't tell her that because it would upset her, but everyone knew I made her exist.

[everyones-least-favorite-bard]

forgot to post this but its them again

[beabadoobeef]

um..um here's this thing I wrote for some calliumduo discord roleplay like 2 months ago. I kinda like it so um sharing it :3

they just teleported right in the middle of the street. It was pretty late at night so it was mostly empty.

candy, was all that went through ranboos head. They had a sudden urge for something sweet. Their eyes went around their small cottage. nothing to please their appetite. He sighed as he stood up and walked around just trying to find something. They inspected their whole house but was dissapointed when he didn't find anything. "Great." They muttered under their breath. His voice was raspy. They haven't spoken to anyone in a long time so he's gotta get back into it.

The ghost roamed around the streets freely just looking for an open shop. "damn it" he whispered as he inspected every single shop. why did they have to close so early? their mismatched green and red eyes sticked to the forest as they swore they heard a branch break under a heavy winter boot. "no, that's stupid, why would anyone wear boots, now.."

they saw an empty patch of grass. It had a orange tint to it as some leaves were embracing the ground. He made his was and sat down lying back.

Their eyes were glowing when staring at the moon. "Such a pretty moon tonight.."

there was another branch crack.. the charcoal haired ghost looked around in confusion as they swore they heard that sound again.

They brushes it off once again thinking of some silly squirrel just runnin' around. He leaves back and stares at moon enjoying the view and the stars. they make him feel calm..and better about themselves.

the stars might be dead but their light is delaying through the universe which makes them unique..ranboo felt like a star..a dead star..a star that should be dead in the pits of hell but is still living...

suddenly there's a third branch crack and the ghost just jumps up with a frown on their face. Their eyes narrowed as they look back and forth for the source of the sound. 

he floats up back up on the concrete path and looks around. Their mismatched eyes scanning around when spotting a trail of a dark red liquid. blood. "what the.." he looked a bit confused as he stared at the blood. He crouched down and sniffed it. the kids might just be playing pranks for halloween and shit, once again.

There's some rustling on the other side but he's way too focused in the blood to notice. after what seems about right they stood up and turned to see a blonde boy with some almost angelic locks. He was covered in a crimson shade of red.

"tommy?" the ghost asked confused, their voice coming out confused and high pitched. they rubbed their eyes to make sure their seeing this right. it is infact tommy.

470-500 words

please rb if you liked it and leave tips if you want to !

[thedevilsfamiliar]

Rip Snape, he’s gonna become a dad

[monsterhighnewsuk]

The Range's website has both Monster Ball Draculaura and Clawdeen, though they seem to be sold through a 3rd party seller? I can't find a lot of info on this except for a Reddit post that simply also points this out, so tread carefully.

[joifee]

I don't speak German however if you would like to drop some songs I would be interested in listening to see if I can feel the VibesTM

...Also because I've been wanting to mess around more with foreign music and I don't know anyone who speaks German that could give me recs lol

I can give you some - they are mainly AnnenMayKantereit - which is one of my fav german bands heres some songs of them that remind me of different dynamics in the traffic smp 3rd life desert duo (after grians win) Sieben Jahre - AnnenMayKantereit

The Ranchers Vielleicht Vielleicht - AnnenMayKantereit

Double life desert duo Du bist anders - AnnenMayKantereit

The Southlanders Freitagabend - AnnenMayKantereit Secret Life BigB Sometimes I like to lie - AnnenMayKantereit

Limited Life Cleo and Etho Yes dear - Bodo Wartke (this one has an english version! which i linked. The german version "Ja Schatz" also is just great)

thats all i have so far hahahahah

[inkyboyo]

I was gonna msg you and be like "what if we made a Smosh Discord for ppl under 18" but I think that would just be us. I legit cannot think of anyone else lmao

LMAO THAT’S SO FUNNY

yeah honestly i think we’re the only ones that are below 18 here 😭

and if you’re under 18 and see this, let me ? us ? know fr !!!

[im-not-a-sheep]

i just remembered how my initial thoughts on half life 2 was that the game was a lot more like fallout 4 ?? as in, i assumed it was an open world game and you would do.. idk tasks/quests or smth??? i also assumed Alyx was a shy character (i had seem some fanart that idk how but somehow made me think that)

and the fact that i had thought it was an open world game had initially made me not interested it in (i dont do well with open world games...)

tbh i dont even remember what convinced me to play half life but i sure as fuck wish i had played it sooner