#yes i am aware

[heresronnie21]

It's so funny whenever anyone implies that lester isn't very capable as if they're not ultra-fit demigods who can have basically instant heal potions and he's Literally Some Guy with So Many Injuries

[carboardserpent]

[beardedmrbean]

I need you to learn the difference between a sickle and a scythe

This is a sickle, it's usable with one hand with a small handle and has a crescent shaped blade.

This is a scythe, it takes two hands to use with a long shaft and has a slightly curved blade.

Checkmate flat earthers

[cc-horan28]

IVE GOT SWEETS:0

IMMA GIVE U ONE FOR MORE SPOILERS OF UR STORY:D

🍬

i shall take the candy, thank you sweetheart

more spoilers?! okie yknow what message me what you want to know I'll give you one

ONLY ONE

no "but niallerrrr?"s will be accepted this time

[emphasisonthehomo]

Talking to someone about how I'm in the application process to be an Air Traffic Controller is just them telling me a Fun Story™ about how their spouse's cousin's friend did that and died of a heart attack from the stress.

[rybonucleic-ket]

what if i told you that i occasionally am more of a byclair truther than a byler truther

what then? am I still hot?

[theeyoungalabastor]

Masky isn't a proxy/creepypasta watch marble hornets

I am aware of this, both he and Hoodie (even though Hoodie is canonically dead) are not a part of this but are apart of an alternate slender verse. I have seen so many writings about the two being included that it feels wrong not to add them. ^^

And I have watched Marble Hornets, I am currently rewatching it!

[persephones-journey]

I may have a shitty sleep schedule but at least I’m not alone….

[avalovesindie]

What people call stupid American laws:

-It’s illegal to drive a camel on a road in Nevada 🤣

-Must be 18 to play pinball in South Carolina 😳

-It’s BANNED to sleep naked in Minnesota?? 😦

Real stupid American laws:

-There are no federal days off for voting

-Corporations are allowed to charge tons of money for life saving medicine such as insulin

-Disabled people can lose their being on disability because they got married

-Some people are denied life-saving abortions

[starpros-sunshine]

Sebs you are a genius

I am I really am

[peachdoxie]

horror is always like oh no they're possessed by a demon well what about possessed by an angel? angelic possession is also horror.

[yhowdy]

Asexuality 👀

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[sabrebash]

"The Bride"

RIP to Walnut, the crane who took her keeper for a mate. The stuff of a dark fairytale.

[lucithecrow]

*turns on phone* haha silly little tumbler ppl

*turns off phone* fuck I'm alive holy shit I have to live in this terrible world for who knows how long and I should just die

*turns back on phone* hehe silly little ppl doing silly little ppl things

[kittywaffles97]

once again thinking about how society expects people only to touch during sexual situations and how we are as a result cut from physical contact in our daily lives to the point of only realizing how much we crave touch when pain feels preferable to feeling nothing at all