#yes this is about aaron samuels

[sncwonthebeach]

these girls fighting over a boy that looks like he belongs in a good guy box .

ya hate to see it .

[frogsare-friends]

chris briney is so much hotter when he's not playing conrad fisher

[smusherina]

yard work - chapter 3 (regina george x reader)

fandom: Mean Girls (all media)

pairing: Regina George x OFC/Reader

summary: You'd been in the same class as Regina George since kindergarten. You'd lived on the same street even longer. Once upon a time, when life was sandbox disputes and who got the swing first arguments, you'd even been friends. Now, in junior year of high school, you doubted she even remembered you. The same couldn't be said about you. You definitely remembered her.

chapter 1 / chapter 2 / chapter 4

"So, have you heard of the new girl?" Regina asked, twirling a lock of hair on her finger.

You were still sitting on the couch several hours later. It was beginning to get dark.

"Caty Heron or something?"

"Cady, yes. What do you think of her?" Regina bit her bottom lip, sucking it and chewing at it in her mouth. Back when you were younger, her mom would've chastised her. Mrs George was lax about a lot of things, but she could not stand fidgeting. Nowadays, though, you doubted she had the heart to say anything negative to her daughter.

"I..." You tilted your head, thinking. "I don't really think of her. We're in the same calc class and she seems smart. Talks to Aaron a lot."

"Does she?" Regina narrowed her eyes and huffed. "I thought so."

"What? Don't tell me you're still hung up on Aaron Samuels. C'mon." You scoffed. "That dude, pretty as he is-" You knocked at your head. "All fluff, no substance. Hollow."

"Oh, because you would know so much about guys." Regina crossed her arms and stared at you petulantly.

"Yes, I would. I'm practically one of them." You shrugged nonchalantly. "By the way, shouldn't you get home?"

Regina didn't answer and just looked at you. You looked back, unsure of what she was thinking. You glanced around, wondering if you'd missed something.

"You're still- I mean, you're... A lesbian." She said slowly as if it were a curse word.

You laughed before answering. "Yes, Regina, I am still a lesbian. Just like I told you I was back then." You frowned. "Is there, like, a problem?"

"No." She said simply, but it didn't seem particularly truthful. "You don't know about what happened with Janis, then?"

"No, I just know she had to switch schools. Why, was it something you did?"

"No." Again, didn't seem too truthful. "I don't have a problem with you being a lesbian."

Clearly, she was uncomfortable talking about it. Still, something was off. You were almost certain Regina had had something to do with Janis leaving. She was probably lying to you.

"You're not going home for dinner then." Better to drop it for now. It wouldn't do either of you any good to push her. "Will your dad be mad?"

"As if he even notices I'm gone," She rolled her eyes, settling more comfortably on the couch. "He's always on the phone."

"I have frozen pizzas we could pop in the oven."

"I'm not eating that processed shit. We're ordering in."

"Reg, I can't order takeout 'til dad sends me more money."

"I'm paying, dummy, don't even worry about it." She pushed off the couch and walked to the kitchen. You trailed after her. "Where are the menus?"

"There should be some in the cabinet over there."

The evening turned to night with you two on the couch, chatting and eating pizza. The TV was turned on eventually. Adult Swim was playing some anime about cowboys in space, but neither of you was really watching.

You'd missed her so much. You didn't like thinking about it much, but that was the truth. You'd missed her for even longer than the two years you'd been officially cut off from her life. She'd started pulling away long before the silent treatment began. You didn't like thinking about how much it had hurt, how you'd felt your world go bleak when she rejected you. You'd never been one for confrontation, that was Regina's job, so talking to her about the why and how of it all had never felt like an option.

You'd eventually gotten the hint. And now, after all this time, after she had left you so easily, you were letting her back in just as easily. As if you were back in that time, sitting in the sandbox peacefully making castles when she came up behind you, pulled at one of your pigtails, and demanded you share your buckets and shovel. You were helpless against her force.

There was probably something deeply unhealthy about your friendship. She was probably only coming back because it was convenient for her. She wasn't interested in making amends- hell, she probably didn't even think there was anything to amend, in the first place.

This had been the way you two had been since forever. Her ploughing through anybody in her way, you clinging to her as she went, just as much of a victim and a perpetrator.

The Regina you missed was the impression of a girl, braces on her teeth, grass stains on her sundress, and laughter on her lips. The Regina that perhaps, maybe, probably was still hidden somewhere in her, but at the same time was just not her. Who she was now, who you were now, were so utterly different from back then.

Watching her face, illuminated blueish by the light from the TV, so much older but still soft and young, framed by naturally blonde hair but bleached a lighter shade, you made your peace. You were probably being way too dramatic about all this, but it felt like a big moment in your half-baked teenage brain. You would take her back every time. You would let her leave every time. You would stay in place while she explored the world, and if she deigned to come back, you'd be waiting.

"Hey, Reg," You said, quiet but not exactly a whisper.

"What?" She looked up at you, just bent over the coffee table grabbing another slice of pizza.

"I missed you." You said, so earnestly it sounded jarring to even your ears.

She scrunched up her nose. "'Cause I bought you pizza?"

"Yeah," You laughed. "That too."

If you hadn't been looking so closely, you might've missed the brief lapse in her armour. It was in the softening at the corners of her eyes, in the slackening of her face, the give in her spine. Something like affection, like she'd missed you too.

"You're a weirdo."

You only laughed more.

The moment passed and you continued eating and talking and watching TV. You must've fallen asleep at some point after Regina went to remove her makeup. Eventually, you couldn't tell when, you woke up to the sun shining through the blinds right into your eyes.

Shit. It was Monday. You pawed around yourself for your phone, flipped it open, and checked the time. Shit, indeed. You nudged Regina with your toe.

"Reg..." She didn't even stir. "Reg!" You pushed harder, causing her to groan and whine.

"What? Five... M're mins..." She mumbled into the cushion, curling up tighter.

"We're late for school, Reggie, c'mon we gotta go." You momentarily contemplated if it was worth even going in. Your dad would be busting a lung at the missed calc class anyway. But did you want to give him more reasons to yell at you? No, not really.

"I gotta go, c'mon." You moved towards her and really shook her.

"What?" She grumped at you. To be honest, it was really cute. She had dust around her eyes, sleep still lingering in her limbs. You'd touched her shoulder, covered by the knit blanket you'd given her last night, but you could feel how warm she was.

"School. It's Monday morning, sleepyhead."

It took no more than that for the reality to set in for her. Cursing up a storm and running around like a headless chicken, Regina tried gathering all her things that'd somehow ended up scattered around the night before. Her perfume was in the alcove by the front, her charger in the kitchen, hairbrush in the bathroom.

"Do you want a ride?" You asked before heading upstairs to change. Couldn't go to school in just Spiderman boxers.

"I have nothing to wear!" She screeched, glaring at you as if you'd caused this. She was the one who wanted to stay the night, jeez.

You held up your hands in surrender. "You can borrow some of my stuff."

"As if you have anything remotely fitting. You dress like a hobo." She said all that while climbing up the stairs past you, heading for your room. "A hobo with a liking to grunge music, nonetheless."

You walked after her, listening but not feeling the need to add anything. Once she got to your door and you went to follow, she whirled around.

"Uh, I'm gonna change." She sassed, though the intimidation was made less effective by the bareness of her face and the messiness of her hair. You smiled and gestured for her to go on.

"Be my guest." As if she needed the invitation.

To her credit, it didn't take long for her to pick something to wear, wash her face, and do her hair. In the meantime, you used the hallway bathroom to freshen up yourself. She stepped out wearing the same white tank top as the night before, over it a short-sleeve button-down in a glossy, satin black, and a black skirt she'd probably found at the very back of your closet. The button-down was neatly cinched around her waist and the skirt discreetly rolled up to be shorter than it really was.

The shirt was probably the nicest thing you owned. Something a relative had gotten you for your birthday. Versace or something like that.

"I'm going to have to go to school in sneakers, jorts." She pointed at you accusingly, leaning over threateningly where you sat on the floor. You looked up at her and just shrugged. What could you do?

She rolled her eyes and waved you away. You took the cue that it was your turn. You didn't bother closing the door behind you. Some wash jeans from the back of your desk seemed clean enough. You sniffed them just in case. Not too funky, but definitely not fresh. They'd have to do. You chucked the hoodie, sprayed on some deodorant, and replaced it with a short-sleeve flannel. You looked into the mirror and checked your hair was okay before grabbing your backpack.

"Okay, let's go." You turned to see Regina staring at you incredulously.

"That's it? That's your morning routine?" Leaning against the doorway, you couldn't help but notice she looked fantastic. It was a real talent of hers, looking so good all the time.

"Usually, I'd eat breakfast." You herded her out of the door. "Do you need to get your things?" She probably didn't have any of her school stuff.

"No, I didn't unpack my purse before coming here." She said, checking said bag as she did. "I'll do my makeup in the car, drive sensibly."

"Psh, as if you need to tell me. You're the speed demon, from what I've heard."

"There's nothing wrong with the way I drive, grandma."

"Until you get your license revoked, speedster."

Needless to say, Regina was not impressed by your 2001 Corolla. And though she complained the whole way to school, she still sat in the front seat, doing her makeup, there was no heat behind her words. You arrived in the middle of the third period. Nobody was out and about, much to Regina's relief. You parted ways with a wiggle of her fingers and a finger salute from you. You sat in the car for a moment, just breathing and thinking.

She didn't say thank you, didn't say she had a good time, didn't even bother pretending she'd enjoyed your company. It seemed like a relief she was finally getting away from you. Was that how she felt?

Now that your friendship had progressed beyond small talk while you worked and pleasantries over dinner, being ignored at school felt a lot more hurtful.

It was sobering, how she could goss and laugh with you on your couch and then act as if being seen with you in public was social suicide.

What made it feel even worse was that it was true. If Regina was seen hanging around you, god knows what the piranhas that were the student body would do. It would end with either or both of you ostracized or worse. Regina could bend minds and shift opinions like it was a superpower, but even she had her limits.

You got out of the car, locked it, and ambled towards Spanish class.

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[windrsr]

What about the yanderes with a darling who really struggles with getting sleep?

(Male Yandere OCs x Gender Neutral Reader)

Tw: reader gets drugged on Micheal and Miru's part.

•Henry - He chuckles and thinks it's adorable for some reason. Henry does everything he can to tire you out so you can't get up anymore from exhaustion; before bedtime, he makes you do lots of chores. Your body will probably be sore the next day.

•Miru - He asks if he can read you his favorite bedtime stories to help you sleep. Miru also offers you a warm drink to make you sleepy (which he may or may not have drugged). He also offers you his stuffed animals and plushies to comfort you.

•Micheal - He's...just horrible at 'helping' you sleep. When it's bed time, he puts a sleeping drug in your favorite drink or food before giving it to you. When you fall asleep, he carries you to bed and tucks you in. If you eventually find out that he's been drugging you, you might not want to take any food or drinks from him anymore, afraid of them having some kind of drug in them. Micheal smirks and tells you, "oh well. I suppose you're not going to be able to sleep from now on..."

•Ryan - He also has trouble sleeping due to having nightmares. He doesn't know what to do to help, but he offers to watch a movie with you or play games together during the night. Other times, he just holds you in his arms while the two of you lay in silence.

•Samuel - He feels so bad for you and he's worried about you. Before bed, he gives you a massage, a warm drink, and even softly hums your favorite song to you to help you sleep. He also sleeps in the same bed with you for your own comfort, and so he can be with you in case you need someone with you.

•Loki - He doesn't know how to help, because he doesn't sleep very often. Loki may end up making it worse because you might feel uncomfortable since he stares at you while you're trying to sleep.

•Aaron - He would probably make it worse (not on purpose, though). He does all kinds of things during the night, such as blasting loud music, watching horror movies, and playing horror games before he goes to bed (yes, he's unhinged). When he recommends it all to you, he's confused as to why you would probably get irritated because of him.

•Tyler - He laughs and tells you he knows just to trick to help you sleep. Well, the "trick" is...him using a magic spell to put you to sleep.

[bookaddict05]

The tales of Tessa

hey lovely's, this was requested by the one and only @ladmarkinnit

this is a one shot POV from the point of view of tessa in their 'Anyone but her' series (y/n x Janis). In this story i will be referring to y/n as milo

at the mean time this will only remain as a one shot however maybe in the future it could become a series.

anywho on to the story

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I'm home alone when I get a text from my cousin saying she is outside and needs my help.

I walk down the black spray painted metal spiral staircase that connects my room that's in the loft to the 2nd floor of the house. I rush down the 2nd set of stairs and unlock the door, Regina comes crashing through the door in a frantic pace.

"Whoa, you okay? what's happening?" I ask concerned

"What's going on with milo and Janis? Are they dating or not?" she asks agitated

"Erm, I'm not sure if they are dating however I know they both have feelings for each other, why? "

She paces back and forth having an internal conflict debating weather to tell me what's on her mind or not

"I think .."

"I -"

"OH MY GOD SPIT IT OUT ALREADY" I exclaim

"Ihaveacrushonmilo" she says

"YOU WHAT!?"

" I KNOW I KNOW"

"BUT YOUR WITH AARON"

"I KNOW, PLEASE DONT SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE, ITS THE COUSINS RULE"

As I am about to say something, my phone rings. I look at the caller ID and see that it is Cady, and I show Regina and she gives me a nod to answer.

"Hey girl, what's up?" I ask

"You will never guess what... JANIS AND MILO ARE DATING!" she screams down the phone that I have to pull it away from my ear.

oh no I thought to myself, I whipped my head and looked at Regina and the look on her face told me she heard it. Face like thunder she grabs her things and storms through the front door and before I could stop her she slams the door in my face.

"You had to say that loud didn't you" I hung up the phone and run out the door and see Regina getting in her car. I quickly run over and open the passenger door.

"Hey, are you okay?"

"Never been better" she says with a devilish smile, obviously concocting one of her devious plans.

"hey, Gina, don't do anything you will regret at the end of it okay" knowing what I won't stop her but hopefully will make her think about it.

"Don't worry I won't" she says still grinning and leaning across the passenger side to shut the door and drives away.

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I am running around on the pitch practicing my tackles when I see a familiar face walking towards the bench. Aaron Samuels, every time I look at him my heart skips a beat, and I know it so wrong to feel this way about my best friend's brother and my cousins boyfriend, but it just feels so right. I walk up to him and grab my water off the bench and look up at him and I notice his beautiful ocean eyes are red and puffy.

"hey are you alright?" I ask softly as we both go to sit on the bench.

"Regina just broke up with me" he says heartbroken.

"oh Aaron I am so sorry, do you want to talk about it ?"

"No not really just needed to see a kind face right now, and I remembered that you have rugby practice and well my feet did the rest"

He lifts his head and looked me in the eyes and I gave him an encouraging smile.

That's when an idea popped into my head, and I bent down to take off my boots and put my trainers back on. I stand up and take his hands into mine and pull him off the bench.

"Come on, we are going to the beach" I say with a smile.

Before I moved away when I was younger, me, Milo and Aaron would always run to the beach at every chance we got, it became our place, a place where we could find escapism and just breath and let go of the pressure of the world. Yes I know its hard to think that we had troubles at a young age but if you have met my cousin you would know that she has been Queen Bee since she left the womb, well in my world she has been. Always the favourite, the prettiest out of the both of us, while I just got forgotten about. This is why I loved our beach days because no matter what when we were there it was just us and together and no one got forgotten about.

When me and Aaron arrive at the beach I could tell that his face started to light up a bit, a slight smile starting to crack through his stone like features. I jump out of the car and run over to the passenger side and dragged him out. We ran down the little sandy path towards the sound of crashing waves.

"The last one there is a rotten egg" I say giggling while running.

"Hey no fair you got a head start"

"I don't make the rules" I say sticking out my tongue in a playful way.

As I am running I kick off my shoes and take off my socks. Aaron follows my lead just before I go to jump into the water, I take off my sports crop top, leaving me in my sports bra and sport shorts. Just as I am about to splash my feet in the brisk sea water, when I feel a pair of arms wrap around my stomach and lift me off the floor, swinging me in a circle.

He carries me in to the water with him, him making first contact with the water.

"Hey no fair I was here first" he loosened his grip so I was able to turn and face him. His hands grazing against my skin when doing so sent butterflies throughout my whole body.

Still in his grip he says "I don't make the rules" with a grin spread across his face.

"There's the Aaron I know and love, don't you ever let yourself cry over a girl who doesn't know what she had right in front of her, even if she was my cousin"

we stare in to each others eyes the space between us becoming less and less. As he still holds me by the waist we float in the water, on of his hands leave my waist and brushes the hair out of my face, looking deep into my eyes as he leans in and places a soft kiss on to my lips.

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now head on over to @ladmarkinnit's page to read the full story.

I hope you liked Tessa's POV :)

[random-fandom-chaos]

PLEASE read!!

hi:) Welcome to my blog!! Here is what I’m trying out! Also. my asks can be used for memes and random things in your day you wanted to share. Not just my fandoms

Hi :) so I’m a veryComplicated person…AND, I’m going to TRY out writing fanfics…These are my hyperfixations (Currently)

characters (And fandoms) I will discuss (Like you can talk to me about them) and write for:

Hamilton:

-ALEXANDER HAMILTON

-AARON BURR

-ANGELICA SCHYLER

-THOMAS JEFFERSON

-SAMUEL SEABURY

Tsams (The sun and moon show):

-Solar (NOT Solar flare…Srry :/ pls don’t hate me)

-(NEW and NOT Solars) Moon

-Sun

-Eclipse

-Lunar (Yes it can be romantic but Mild romance without makeout sessions or anything, Not with him…NO SMUT with him at least. I’m fine with the other characters having smut)

-bloodmoon (New and old one)

-KC (Killcode)

CRK:

Pure vanilla cookie

-Clotted Cream cookie

-Dark cacao cookie

-Hollyberry cookie

-financier cookie

(YES, I WILL WRITE SMUT WITH ALL CHARACTERS EXCEPT LUNAR!!! [My older cousin does so so don’t worry she is of age to write it so don’t be afraid to ask and I don’t read it] Remember, i Lowley suck at writing and almost never use tumblr…Unless I’m bored and it’s the middle of the night but other than that I don’t really use it…SO WRITING THE FANFICS WILL TAKE TIME!! The only thing I won’t do is Ped0files or a Child x Adult romantic..Btw thanks to

@yanderecookierunkingdom

@reeedvelvet

and other fanfic writers (I forgot about your handles, sorry). I follow that Inspired me to start writing myself!!! Feel free to ask for fanfics, Even if you’re a fanfic write yourself-)

(BTW, if there are Typos please don’t judge me- I’m still a person! And VERY busy in school :/ SRRY IN ADVANCE!!)

I will do character x character

AND

character x reader

(I forgot to add that!!!)

(and I forros to add another fandom…)

Splatoon:

-Marie

-Callie

-Marina

-Pearl (both the regular and drone!)

Btw I also just added:

I will write:

FLUFF ANGST

[older cousin will write]

SMUT

also please ask!!! Please don’t hesitate or be shy as you can use Anon. Please even if others might find it weird you can ask cause I don’t find anything weird when it’s fandoms!!

(The TSAMS characters aren’t related!!! So yes you can ask to ship them! In my writing way so please don’t hate. Please just block and don’t report.)

[greentrickster]

Okay, watched it!

Initial reaction: Pretty decent movie, just in general comparison to other movies.

How it compares to other Hallmark movies: ...I knew this channel was holding back on us in regards to how good their writing can be, I HAVE DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT YOU CAN WRITE A DECENT SCRIPT WITH FUNNY JOKES, QUIT HOLDING OUT ON US!!!

It’s meant to be a funny, cute movie about a couple guys falling in love at Christmas, and that’s just what it is. The only jokes I didn’t enjoy were the ones based on ‘oh, what an awkward situation’ type humour, and that’s just because of personal preference. This movie made me giggle. It also got me tearing up at the end when male lead (green sweater guy, also the guy who who came up with and produced this movie, married his husband last March, and was Aaron Samuels in Mean Girls) has a very moving, vulnerable moment which I’m not going to spoil but which anyone who grew up millennial and LGBTQ+ is probably going to appreciate a lot. The third-act conflict is also very nicely handled, with an actually reasonable misunderstanding between the guys that they both talk about with people they’re close to and realize that they both mishandled/misread the situation a bit.

Will mention, it’s not a bad thing but there is a tiny bit of idealization in the hometown community shown, with everyone being very aware and supportive and another gay couple already living openly in the neighbourhood, but hey, it’s Hallmark - its brand is more wish fulfillment and escapism than realism, just in general. There are a sprinkle of real-world things scattered in to ground the movie a bit, but it’s meant to be a fun, light romance, and it is.

Also, this movie features one (1) lesbian who announces she’s just gotten engaged to her girlfriend at the beginning of the movie and is around for only one scene. So it’s still primarily the G of LGBTQ+ that’s getting the spotlight at the moment, which is a little sad, but the important thing is that we’ve got one letter all the way through the door now, which opens the opportunity for the others to eventually follow.

TL;DR: Yes, there is now a Hallmark movie featuring a gay couple who have cute chemistry and get to kiss on screen (and get their full Hallmark due of having said kiss be shown from three different angles) that you can put on at your parents’/grandparents’ place over Christmas and homosexuality is never the joke.

[randomheadcanons]

When Aaron and Mona meet, 1810.

Aaron liked Forsaken Bluff. It was a mostly sleepy little town that suited Aaron just fine. Additionally, because the town catered to supernatural folk, they often had warm blood on hand. That always made his journey back from the California territory of Mexico easier. It wouldn’t be long before it became a state territory, Aaron reasoned; it had too much value as a resource haven for the Union not to take notice and ultimately grab it for itself.

His time in California was good; he and Bruce always had a good time. He also took the opportunity to get to know the other vampires in the area; one never knew when it would come in handy, and Aaron liked to keep tabs.

But it was time to head home. He had some affairs to attend to back in Jamestown. He needed to check on his younger brother, Samual. Though younger was a relative term at this point; Samual would be about 45 now, Aaron mused. Far older than Aaron himself would ever get. And “checking in” as Aaron saw it, was probably far more unsettling to a human than a vampire. Aaron loitered around his family’s farm, of which Samuel was now the owner. He would hang around for a couple days, watching his brother, before leaving a monetary gift on the doorstep before disappearing. Aaron never left a note, nor did he stick around to see Samuel find the envelope. He simply left, trusting that Samuel would do what he needed to do with the money.

Hopefully invest, Aaron thought to himself with a snort before entering the saloon. While the stock market was less than 20 years old, Aaron sensed that it was going to be quite popular, especially as his contacts in New York were involved in the original market in Holland.

“What will you have?” The bartender asked. She was tall and tan. Her blonde hair was bound at the nape of her neck, the scar on her lip bending with her smile.

“A glass of A-” Aaron smiled, taking a seat at the bar.

The bartender grimaced. “Sorry darling,” She apologized. “I’ve got AB+ and O-“.

“O is fine,” Aaron assured, waving his hand.

The woman nodded. “Want anything in that?”

“Uh,” Aaron mused, “Bourbon, if you don’t mind.”

“Make that two,” said a new voice to Aaron’s right. He looked over and smiled.

Vampires, generally, were beautiful; it was a natural part of their arsenal to catch prey. When turned, a human’s most attractive attributes were heightened, to better draw in their next meal. Aaron was used to seeing beautiful vampires.

But this woman was something else entirely.

Her deep, rich, dark hair was coiled elegantly on top of her head, with wind whipped strands framing her face. Her equally dark eyes drew Aaron in immediately, and he knew that those eyes had seen centuries of life already. Her lips…her lips were a soft pink and would no doubt gain some color with the blood cocktail that was placed in front of her and Aaron.

She was alluring.

“Hope you don’t mind that I swooped in,” she said, picking up her drink.

Aaron blinked, “No, of course not,” he assured, putting 2 half dollars on the counter. “My treat,”

She smiled, craning her head over to a quiet table in the back. “That’s kind of you,” She said softly. “Care to join me?”

Had Aaron had a heartbeat, it would’ve skipped several beats.

He picked up his own drink before following her to the table. He beat her to it and pulled her chair out for her, which she took, tucking the seat of her dress underneath her as she sat.

The other nice thing about Forsaken Bluff, Aaron mused, was that he could move as freely and quickly as he desired without fear of repercussions.

“What brings you to Forsaken Bluff?” the woman asked, taking a slow sip.

“Passing through,” Aaron supplied, “Coming from California, and you?”

“Heading to,” she said with a smile. ”meeting some acquaintances there,”

“Are you traveling alone?” Aaron asked, some concern in his voice.

She laughed. “Yes.” She paused, taking another sip. “It’s 1810, after all. And I can take care of myself,”

”Of that I have no doubt,” Aaron agreed. “Where is home?”

“Italy,” she said, glancing out the window, “have you been?”

“Not yet,” he admitted. “There’s so much to explore here,” he said, gesturing around, then grinned. “But I have time.”

She nodded. “Plenty of time.” She agreed, finishing her drink and offering her hand. “I’m Desdemona de Leon,” she introduced herself. “And you?”

“Aaron Shepard,” he replied, taking her hand and pressing his lips to the back of her hand. Her eyebrows rose in bemusement.

“A true American then,” she mused.

Aaron nodded. “Yes ma’am, born 15 years before the War, turned in 1781.”

“Oh very young,” Desdemona commented.

Aaron shrugged and smiled easily, “Plenty of time to explore,” he agreed. She smiled back. It was like the sunrise Aaron hadn’t hadn’t seen in 30 years.

“Well, Mr. Shepard,” She said, standing up. Aaron aimed to follow before she lifted up her hand, “Please, no need to rise on my accord.” She said, holding up a half dollar up. She smiled. “Your next drink is on me. Thank you for your company.”

Aaron nodded with a smile. “Will we meet again?” He asked, eyes meeting hers.

Her dark eyes met his and a smile played on her lips. She opened his palm and lightly placed the coin in it before curling her fingers over his to close around it.

“I’ll make sure of it.” She promised.

And then she was gone. And Aaron was out of breath.

[elliebartlets]

veronica mars rewatch 1x21: a trip to the dentist

• oh look Keith found Duncan

• I do remember Logan having a party and him standing up for Veronica saying something like “if anyone has a problem with Veronica you can leave”

• that whole cold open was yikes (rhyme that with nikes in your head)

• I wonder if Veronica told Weevil to keep Logan away from her or if Weevil decided to do that on his own

• it’s wild the season finale is the next episode and Veronica finds out who killed Lilly when right now no one is even close to figuring out who did it lol

• so at least Meg wanted to help Veronica at that party but also ew at people doing body shots off her

• Keith is probably like “I’ll take my 50k now”. How did he find Duncan anyway?

• aaand he’s not getting paid because Veronica made a deal with Celeste?

• damn Celeste does not seem to give a eff that Duncan is back

• wow ok a lot to take in here. Veronica made out with a bunch of guys at the party while drugged and Madison wrote slut on her car because of it. what pisses me off though is when Veronica told Madison she was drugged, Madison had this shocked look on her face and then was like pshh yeah right. but she probably knows Veronica is telling the truth cause she was probably drugged too!

• “he bugged me first” lol

• wow they’re just bringing back all these guys from past episodes: the guy who sold steroids, the guy who stole the poker money, Aaron Samuels

• so the way Aaron Samuels tells it, Dick is the one that started making out with Veronica

• wait im confused about what wallace said about logan using the absence slips…obviously veronica was lying to Wallace about it

• oh it was probably when they were making out in the bathroom and she gave him the slip to get back to class

• ergh dick is such a disgusting fuckboy, encouraging his brother to r*pe Veronica

• yes Veronica ruin his surfboard!!!

• it’s funny that Kristen bell and Ryan Hansen are good friends

• Beaver’s such a fucking liar!! and it’s wild cause you assume Dick or Sean assaulted Veronica cause we’ve seen more of them and their personalities and know they’re douchebags, whereas Beaver seems more timid and awkward so you’re more inclined to believe him when he says he didn’t do anything but no!!

• wtfff Duncan slept with Veronica even after he knew she was his sister?!?! (I know they’re not but ya know)

• aww Veronica broke down and told Wallace everything. He’s such a good friend to her.

• see they’re acting like Keith’s gonna cheat on Alicia by hiring this hooker but that’s not like Keith and also too obvious

• yeah see that woman’s Abel Koontz’ alibi

• noo not logan and Veronica making out when they walk into the surprise party

• well this is awkward. you can feel the tension with the knife.

• honestly Logan could’ve been a dick (pun intended) and acted like an asshole towards Veronica after everyone found out but he didn’t

• ugh Madison Sinclair is 🎶 the woooorst 🎶

• seriously if I were Veronica, I would’ve told her that she drugged me

• oh oh oh I’m remembering things! Veronica discovers a camera or something while Logan’s gone

• yep! ugh this is the second time she’s been wrong about Logan but at least she’s trusting her gut!

• omg Lianne is back!?

• this episode slapped the shit out of me.

• damn this episode was really good! Like easily top 3 of the season

[heirloomeds]

super rough draft of a drabble i plan to flesh out much later eee

(imagine it’s about .. 2003!)

"we'll have cameras in every room, capturing every moment," aaron the producer boasted, clearly too in love with his own ideas to notice the rising tensions in the room. "your family, live, 24/7—it's groundbreaking! viewers will love getting up close and personal with jack and claire fuimaono, uncensored, in real time. we're redefining reality tv, pushing the envelope like never before." he continued with stars in his eeyes. "think about it—the drama, the laughter, the tears, all caught on camera, naturally. and, believe it or not, we're even toying with the idea of live feeds from the bathrooms. it's the ultimate in authenticity, erasing the line between celebrities and the audience."

at this point in the conversation, jack fully lost his patience and felt his friendly, polite social mask slipping more and more by the second. "so, you're proposing to turn our family's private life into a public circus? and you call that revolutionary?" his penetrating stare locked onto the producer, unyielding. this wasn't the first time that he heard a ridiculous sales pitch, but if he had it his way, this would be the last time. aaron, usually brazenly confident, found himself squirming under jack's gaze. he looked nervous and insecure as his eyes darted from jack to claire, who still hadn't outwardly expressed her own discomfort the way her husband did. "well, yes, but it's more than spectacle. it's about creating a bond with the audience, offering an unguarded look into your world. it's revolutionary because it's intimate, real—"

with an authoritative calm, jack stopped aaron mid-sentence, his posture stiffening. "with all due respect, aaron, it's time for you to leave." disappointment shadowed aaron's face. jack didn't raise his voice, but the intensity with which he spoke filled the room, "not only did you waste our time to sell us a ridiculous concept, but you've taken up all 15 minutes that we gave you to speak to us and still haven't gotten to the point. i'm going to need you to get the fuck out."

claire, maintaining her composure, gently added, "thank you for bringing your ideas, mr. samuels. but this concept isn't right for us. maybe another family will be interested in such an opportunity." her politeness contrasted starkly with the tension, but her message was clear. jack’s steady gaze drilled into aaron, a silent but powerful barrier. "our family's life is not up for grabs, aaron. be very clear about that—this door is shut . get out, and don't you dare go running your mouth about this. understand?” aaron nodded quickly as jack clapped him on the shoulder. "good boy. now scram.”

[reidsaurora]

Yes! You read that right! It's that time again where I wait until the last possible minute to do a celebration!

Before we get started, I wanna thank you all for making this Christmas season (and this year in general) so amazing. You guys always know how to make me feel loved and appreciated and I am so thankful for it! I love you all so so so much! 🫶🏻

So, Emmy, what exactly is this "Christmas Special" all about?

Well, I'm glad you asked!

There will be different categories for you all to choose from, but essentially it's just a fun lil "request anything" kind of thing!

I have decided to extend this an extra week, so it will now be ending on January 14th if anyone has any requests they'd like to leave!

THE CATEGORIES:

Candy Cane Kisses - fluff requests

Want something cute and fluffy and full of love? Just ask for "Candy Cane Kisses"!!!

If you need any ideas, check these prompts by @sapphire-strikes for some inspiration!

I'll Have a Blue Christmas - angst requests

Need to cry and let it all out? In the mood for something heartbreaking? Then "I'll Have a Blue Christmas" is for you.

Need inspiration? Check out these prompts from @youneedsomeprompts!

Sleigh Ride Together With You - smut requests

Feeling spicy? In the mood for something that'll put you in the mood? Then "Sleigh Ride Together With You" is the way to go!

Wanna request one of these but don't know where to start? Then be sure to check out these prompts by @vv-writing-prompts to help you get started!

All I Want For Christmas - headcanon requests

Just wanting to read something simple and quick but still lots of fun? Then you should ask for "All I Want For Christmas"!!

Not sure what AU you wanna hear about? Then you should check out this list of AUs by @alternateuniverseotp for inspiration!

Is there anything else we should know about before we get started?

All "Criminal Minds" requests should be directed to my inbox here on this account! The characters I will write for include (but are not limited to): Spencer Reid, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner, and Luke Alvez.

All "Stranger Things" requests should be directed to my inbox over on my Stranger Things blog, @honeysuckleharringtons. The characters I will write for include (but are not limited to): Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Billy Hargrove, Jonathan Byers, and Argyle.

All NSFW requests (regardless of fandom) should be directed to my inbox over on my NSFW blog, @hornyhornyhimbos. The characters I will write for will be all the characters I have listed above. Please be sure to check my pinned post before sending your request, as there are some kinks I will not write about.

And so, happy Christmas! I cannot wait for all you guys' requests!

I hope y'all have a very merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, or whatever you may celebrate! I love you all so so much!

Tagging a few mutuals who I know won't mind the tag! No pressure to reblog or join in!!

@dungeons-are-too-cold @reidsbookclub @rupsmorge @sadgirlml @will-on-the-internet @writingquillsandpainpills @gay-prentiss @ssahotchnerr @lukeclvez @samuel-de-champagne-problems @gold-onthe-inside @reidselle @writer-in-theory @lcvingprentjss

[freeshavocadoooo]

Gonna speak my truth - mean girls review

My credentials are I’m a musician and I like singing and I’ve seen the og movie and musical

Ok so before I saw the new movie I listened to the soundtrack and I was like wtfff is this but I will say the songs sound better in the movie and with context and everything

One thing I hate is the arrangements. In every song. omg I hate it why did they do that instead of at least doing something similar to the og music like

I think the only song arrangement wise I liked was ‘rather be me’. And ‘what’s wrong with me’

Anyway

Angourie Rice is a great actress I’ve seen other movies she’s been in and I like her as Cady but not for this musical I’m sorry. She does have a nice voice but you can tell she’s not a strong singer which is fine if they hadn’t made some of the choices they did like specifically in revenge party when she opts down during the “I can’t even watch when she touches his hair” part like those lower notes are not within her range I can’t understand why they told her to do that but anyway (she also lacks emotion in her singing but anyway)

I did like ‘what if’s’. I did not like ‘stupid with love’

Oh I forgot to mention apex predator. It doesn’t make sense for Damien to sing cady’s part and I still wish they had casted an Aaron and Cady that could sing even if the actors did a great job this is a musical

So sad about meet the plastics but I loved ‘what’s wrong with me’ and ‘sexy’ they did great and I did love how sexy was choreographed with like the phones and all that

Regina slayed I don’t think anything more needs to be said (LOVED the choreo for ‘someone gets hurts’)

Yes I’m a horn player no I’m not biased when I say they should’ve kept the horns. where are they? horns were needed

Janice and Damian were great love them and I love that they included the someone gets hurt reprise but I was missing stop ngl

Also this is just turning into songs they should’ve left in but I wish they had put ‘more is better’ though I did like how they did that scene I understand that they’re like mixing the movie and the musical and all that I just wish they casted an Aaron Samuels that could sing. also would’ve loved hearing ‘fearless’

Omg the product placement

Damian singing the icarly theme song in French killed me

I think that’s it honestly I’d still give this movie like 4.5/5 I had fun I liked it

[ash-morse]

{ JOSH HEUSTON, 21, DEMI-BOY, HE/HIM } Is that ASHLEY MORSE ? A SOPHOMORE  originally from CHARLESTON, SC, they decided to come to Ogden College to study PRE-MED on an ATHLETIC SCHOLARSHIP. They’re THE HIMBO on campus, but even they could get blamed for Greer’s disappearance.

THE ESSENTIALS

TBD

CHARACTER INSPIRATIONS

elle woods (legally blonde) - chris traeger (parks and rec) - finnick odair (the hunger games) - aaron samuels (mean girls) - troy bolton (high school musical) - finn hudson (glee) - jeremiah fisher (the summer i turned pretty) - wally clark (school spirits) - amy santiago (brooklyn 99) - seth cohen (the oc)

TV TROPES

THE HIMBO, book smart, ditzy genius, endearingly dorky, lovable jock, dumb muscle, beautiful all along, in with the in crowd, more TBD

OGDEN COLLEGE 2022-2023

MAJOR:

Pre-Med with a Gender and Sexuality Studies Minor

EXTRACURRICULARS:

Lacrosse (Defenseman), Sailing Queer Alliance, Pre-Med Society

BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME: Ashley Morse

NICKNAME(S): Ash

DATE OF BIRTH: May 29, 2002

AGE: twenty

ZODIAC SIGN: gemini sun, leo moon, libra rising, taurus mercury, cancer venus, gemini mars

OCCUPATION: ogden college student

HOMETOWN: charleston, sc

NATIONALITY: american

ETHNICITY: anglo-sri lankan

LANGUAGE(S): english

GENDER & PRONOUNS: demi-boy, he/him (

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: pansexual

PHYSICAL INFORMATION

FACE CLAIM: Josh Heuston

HEIGHT: 5'10”

EYE COLOR: light green

HAIR COLOR + STYLE: dark brown curls, worn long

ACCENT + INTENSITY: TBD

TATTOO(S): none

SCAR(S): TBD

PIERCING(S): one pierced ear, thanks to link 

GLASSES: no

CLOTHING STYLE: TBD

PERSONALITY

MBTI TYPE: TBD

POSITIVE TRAITS: extroverted, sociable, clever, practical, determined, goofy, determined, intuitive

NEGATIVE TRAITS: scattered, flighty, indecisive, two-faced, over-sensitive, inconsistent, closed-off, judgmental

SKILLS: solving a rubik’s cube in about 10 seconds, can tie essentially any type of knot that exists, doing a standing back tuck (he does celebrate the rare goal as a defenseman in lacrosse this way)

GOALS/DESIRES: TBD

FEARS: TBD

HOBBIES: TBD

HABITS: TBD

SMOKES? yes, weed at least

DRINKS? yes

DRUGS? yes - he injured his knee last year and has been lowkey using opiates to help him deal with it because he can’t be kicked off the lacrosse team and lose his athletic scholarship. he completely downplayed the injury at the time, and has been consistently trying to hide the lasting affects - before that, he wasn’t much of a hard drug user.

PLEASE EXPAND ON HOW THEY EMBODY THEIR CHARACTER TROPE: THE HIMBO

tbd

expanded personality tbd

CONNECTIONS

connection page tbd

RELATIONSHIP TO GREER: NEW FRIEND

Last year, when Ash showed up as a freshman, his newly developed looks and the confidence that went along with them found him blending right into the popular clique. While he was aware that these were the very people who would’ve ignored him in high school, he couldn’t help but go along with it with the slightest sense of awe. Maybe because he is friendly with both Kit and Jesse, he never had anything but positive interactions with Greer, actually getting along extremely well. They often goofed off together, Ash definitely someone that could bring out her more easy going side, though that could be said for most people he interacted with.  

BACKGROUND

FAMILY: 

SOCIAL CLASS: upper class/upper middle class

FATHER: TBD

MOTHER: TBD

SIBLING(S)? TBD

family page tbd

BIOGRAPHY:  

ash was definitely more shy/reserved/closed off in his younger years - before going through puberty, he was skinny and felt so outta place in who he was, so he held himself back a lot and was very much one of the shy nerdy kids

there was definitely some bullying as well through middle school/early high school, which definitely didn’t help him feeling comfortable in his own skin

his personality started to come out a lot more once he began to feel more confident, and people realized he was a complete goofball, albeit one who is very pretty

he had a glow up around senior year of high school, and was suddenly much more welcomed into the popular cliques

not being one to hold grudges, ash became friends with a lot of the kids who were previously mean to him

when he came to ogden, he was instantly accepted in as a jock, and fit in with the quote-unquote cool kids. it was a shock for him, and he tries to hide his still very loud nerdy side so they don't realize he doesn't belong and kick him out

expanded biography tbd

SOME FUN FACTS

TBD

he has def like...concussed himself on his own locker at least once

thinks ollie is g!

[windrsr]

How do yanderes react to reader be having a fever?

(Male Yandere OCs x Gender Neutral Reader)

Henry - He thinks it's a little cute because you're vulnerable, and even mocks you about how weak you are due to the state your in. Still, he makes sure you're getting plenty of rest and keeps you cool so your fever doesn't get worse.

Miru - At first, he has no idea what to do. He's a doll and he doesn't experience any kind of sickness...So, he asks his dad (Henry) for advice. Henry gives him medicine to give to you, and Miru tries his best to take care of you. He turns the air conditioner on to keep you cool (but he still assumes that you're cold when he sees you shivering, and offers you to hug you to try and warm you up), feeds you, check your temperature (literally every 10 minutes because he's so worried that your fever will get worse), and even shares his stuffed animals and plushies for you to hold.

•Micheal - This is one of the rare moments and times where Micheal is gentle and caring with you. After all, pets can't do anything if they're weak and sick. He's a little strict with you, (meaning he doesn't let you do anything other than rest) but he will let you watch TV or a movie if it means that you will lay down. Micheal even calls his job and lets them know he won't be there for a couple of days just to take care of you.

•Samuel - He feels so bad for you. Seeing you unwell just breaks his heart. He carries you to bed, gives you food, snacks, drinks, and your comfort item if you have one. He's with you at all times, even if you tell him you'll be fine on your own. He treats you like you're something fragile; he sees you as weak and hopeless at this state, and he's scared of you being hurt. He also takes care of your chores and work for you.

•Aaron - As soon as you text him telling him that you're sick, he rushes to the store to get all kinds of medicine, blankets, fans, and plushies for you. He rushes to your house (yes, he already knows your address don't ask how-), and hugs you, not caring if he gets sick or not. He tells you that he will take care of you. For the next couple of days, he spends time at your house taking care of you.

•Loki - He doesn't know much about human sicknesses, so you have to tell him what to do to help you. Tell him what you need, how much medicine you need to take, and he'll get it for you. When you don't need him and you're just resting, he literally stares at you in the corner of the room, incase you need anything else.

•Ryan - He's a little nervous, but he tries to put it aside for your sake. You can still tell that he's worried about you. He constantly checks on you and gets nervous when you would do anything on your own, telling you that he can do it for you. He gets really protective of you because you're in a vulnerable state as well.

•Tyler - He gives you some kind of strange potion, which isn't the kind of potion you've ever seen before...When you drink it, it makes you feel icky and a little more sick than what you already were, but in the next couple of minutes, you feel your fever fade away. "Neat, huh? I made it back when I was in the creature relam that could cure any sickness!"

[magic-spirit26]

AU Suggestions

Hi everyone Arhi the hedgefox here so this will be new of the blog which are AU suggestions I haven’t said anything about this yet but now I amSo I’ll be taking AU suggestions for my ocs and I’ll list the resent ones below so you can suggest one for me to doMy ocs from the Sonic universe but they are hybridsJake the jaghog (Jaguar and Hedgehog)Danny and Xavier the bunndog twins (Dog and Bunny)Kelly the hedgehogGabe the HedgehogIan the hedgekidna (Hedgehog mix with one I can’t pronounce correctly but it’s a hybrid)Arhi the hedgefox (Fox and hedgehog)Zozo Lucifer (Sonic.exe and Arhi the hedgefox child)Lucy (Sonic.exe and Arhi the hedgefox child)Isa (Sonic.exe and Arhi the hedgefox child)Jack & Nick (Sonic.exe and Arhi the hedgefox children)Alex (Mix of 4 characters)Alice (Sil x A)Stacy (Sil x A)Raven (Son x A)Ace (Sha x A)Max (Sha x A)Linda MacyLily CollinMaxwell BlueMaxy  and Macey the hedgebunny (Hedgehog and bunny) Hodarr Zabus Taylor Kai Arhi the Dog Amber the bunny Alex the rabbit Dominic the Rabbit Jessica the Dog  James the Bunny  Max the wolfMikel the catAmanda the hedgehogAce the werehogJack the werehogMaddison the werehogMaddox the werehog Max the werehog Ian the werehog Mike the werehog Micale the werehog Jim the werehog Angel the werehog Zamen the werehog Josh the werehog Nick the werehog John the werehog Kim the werehog Jay the werehog Stacy the rabbit Miranda the dog Jaquinn the hedgehog Kayla the dog Oliver the dog Amilia the cat

Owen the hedgedog

Emma the hedgehog

Olive the rabbit

Angela the hedgedog

Pam the rabbit

Jason the wolf

Jonny the fox

Mason the rabbit

Grayson the cat

Ava the Dog

Conner the hedgehog

Lucas the Hedgehog

Jake the hedgehog

Aaron the hedgehog

Pat the hedgehog

Mat the dog

Jade the hedgehog

Kade the hedgehog

Jema the hedgehog

Kacey the cat

Jeremiah the hedgehog

Kenny the hedgehog

Ken the hedgehog

Melody the cat

Ortensia the hedgehog

Bob the hedgehog

Cole the hedgehog

Opal the hedgehog

Bobby the hedgehog

Chris the hedgehog

Janus the hedgehog

Jackson the hedgehog

Jacob the Hedgehog

McKayla the wolf

Eli the hedgehog

Jin the hedgedog

Layla the dog

June the Dog

Sam the dog

Rosey the rabbit

My exes and others: MS.exe Arhi.exe Danny.exe Xavier.exe Needlefox Isa needle Gorge Spirit Garry Spirit Len Spirit Jake Glitch King Glitch Alice Spirit Gabriela Spirit Ash Spirit Glitch Coby Grown Zosia Way Dallas Grown Maddox Way Marcus grown Mack Grown Ian Way Angela Way Gabe Grown Nick Way Sam way Owne Grown James Grown Jax Way Susan I. Speye and Linda I. Speye (Twins Identical) Karter Spirit Leo error Cristy Curse Cail Curse Ben Magic Kai Chaotic Malissa Chaotic Macey Chaotic Len Magic Nick Needle Nikky Magic Max Grown Sally Spirit Isaac Magic Samuel Spirit Angela Error Alice Needlefox Eil.exe

Olivia.exe

Backroom oc entities: Anti-gravity jack Ava Isaiah Ghost Sam Demon kitty Spider boi TV man Rainbowy Dreamcore ocs: Austin woodlock Tomas Woodlock (Resent character) tick tock tim/tom blind Emily rabbit Tarry Henry dream Kenny the robot cat Sana the robot rabbit Creepypasta ocs: Lexi Wolf Lost Exe Lost Alex Grey Elizabeth Morningstar

Cuphead OCS:

Cuponna

Cherry Mocha

Green tea

Chocolate mocha

Strawberry Calypso

Orange Jamaica

Black tea

Batim ocs:

Emily

MHA ocs:

Trinity

Macy

Lucy

Danganronpa ocs:

Leo Komaeda

Lucky Komaeda

Roy Komaeda

Lily Komaeda

Roy Hinata

Jim spirit

Jessica Hinata

Sally

Dexter

Cassandra Kamukura

Katy Kamukura

Conner Spirit

Xavier Kamukura

Rosy and Cane

Vanessa Naegi

Sam Spirit

Samara Spirit

Isaac Komaeda

John Spirit

Cortney Naegi

Luna Naegi

Tim Spirit

Lessy

Madoka Magica ocs:

Kocho

Animals:

Carter

Lily Jackquin

MVA ocs:

Susie

murder drones ocs:

R

S

A

Z

O

Eto

Eli

ocs:

Magic Spirit and Blare Spirit

Tai Kai

Macy Harkquinn

Jake

Casella Tarisa

Marcus June Keller John Keller Zen C. Akuma/Damien C. Akuma Zane B. Akuma Mr.Akuma Mrs.Akuma Leon Spirit Amilia Magic Azrail L. Zozo Thomas Quinn A lot more down the line  So here’s a list of all ocs Yes you can ask me to make your ocs into this as well or draw the actual character them selves Please have a good day/Night or afternoon

[itsthemysterykids]

No one asked, but here’s Mean Girls quotes (The movie and musical)

Raz: If you're from Africa, why are you white?

Lili: Oh my God, Raz, you can't just ask people why they're white!

—

Student: Nice wig, Lovat. What's it made of?

Wybie: Your mom's chest hair!

—

Ford: Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!

—

Wybie: Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Lizzie Crest's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Lizzie, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Lizzie said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Coraline - you know my friend Coraline? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her! Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash!

*The students laugh*

Wybie: God! I am so sorry Lizzie. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've still got a big gay crush on your ex-boyfriend! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI! *The students catch him as he falls back off the stage*

—

Neil: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?

Raz: I'm starving.

Neil: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.

Raz: What?

Neil: They make you gain weight like crazy.

Raz: … Motherf -

*Raz spits out the bite of the bar that he was chewing, and then ye lets out a high-pitched scream*

—

Mabel: *reading from paper* I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

Neil: *shouting from back* She doesn't even go here!

Ford: Do you even go to this school?

Mabel: No... I just have a lot of feelings...

—

*Raz is in the Girl's Bathroom*

Girl: Hey! Get out of here!

Raz: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

—

Norman: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?

Dipper: You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge!

Norman: God! See, at least me and Raz Aquato know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"

Dipper: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!

Norman: What?

Neil: Oh, no, he did not!

Norman: See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Raz and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Raz, Dipper? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean boy! You're a bastard! *Throws a rolled up poster at him* Here. You can have this. It won a prize.

*Neil drives away with Norman, yelling out the window*

Neil: And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

—

Ford: Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Raz Aquato?

*All of the students and teachers raise their hands*

—

Ford: Sometimes older people make jokes too.

Wybie: My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.

Ford: Your grandmother and I have that in common.

—

Mabel: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

—

Raz: *reading the entry on himself from the Burn Book* "Too gay to function?"!

Lili: That's only okay when I say it!

—

Coraline: Raz came up to Wybie during school one day where no teachers were around and she went all, ‘Wybie, I can’t invite you to my pool party because I think you’re gay. And I can’t have a gay guy at my pool party because there are gonna be guys there in their swim trunks.’ And he just kept asking, ‘Are you gay? What are you?!’

Dipper: Well, what did he say?

Coraline: What could he say? It wasn’t a real question, just something to snatch his dignity. So, Wybie just looked him in the eye and said…

Wybie: I... Am a space alien, and I have four butts!

Coraline: It was a poor choice, but we were twelve and said stupid stuff without thinking. Then by lunch, someone sharpied ‘Queerstronaut’ on his locker and his grandma pulled him out of school for the rest of the year.

Wybie: … And it’s not even true… I only have one butt.

—

Wybie/Coraline: This is a cautionary tale! About corruption and betrayal!

Coraline: And getting hit by a bus!

—

Norman: Ironically, I need to scare you straight.

—

Wybie: Raz Aquato is considered the hottest boy in school. And I’m like, okay ‘white people’.

—

Stan: Well, I just wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student joining us. He just moved here all the way from Africa.

Ford: *To Wybie* Welcome!

Wybie: … I'm from Michigan.

—

Lili: There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.

—

Neil: Dipper, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bastard. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.