... starter call , @parieur // no longer accepting . the salt of the sea ━━━ of the water and air . the wind blows through her blonde locks as the boat sails steadily beneath her . she's been on this thing for a while now ... three weeks or so ( and honestly she really hasn't spent the time keeping track , though headquarters tells her it's april the eighth and she had set sail last month . ) she's been a good girl , a good soldier . taking this assignment up and sacrificing her own time , her energy and not to mention her body to get close to le chiffre . not to kill him ... unless there was a pretty damn good excuse to , but to just monitor his movement and see what his current activities were .
don't get close , don't be suspicious . no unnecessary moves that would otherwise blow your cover . she couldn't do anything even if she knew that people would suffer . she had a part to play and like we've already established ━━━ , she's a good soldier .
her eyes were closed momentarily while focusing on the sounds of the boat pushing through the water . mia's eyes only open a minute or two later , and watches a school of dolphins play in the far distance . there's a hint of a smile that spreads across these full , ruby lips of hers . it's then that she turns her head to see le chiffre talking with one of his men . stealing his gaze for a moment before she turns her head back to face the water . she could imagine what he see's ... this blonde buxom woman ( his taste really ... being french was just a bonus to him . ) hearing his footsteps come closer , a kiss pressed against her forehead , making her lean ever so into it . " arriverons-nous bientôt ? " she steals his gaze once more , " autant j'ai apprécié mon temps sur ton bateau, chérie. je suis enfermé dans ce bateau depuis trop longtemps. "
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i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do
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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
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AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.
When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.
He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.
Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.
(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)
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International QSMP streamers being nominated for the Streamer Awards, which has historically only had English streamers involved, really goes to show just how boundary-breaking the QSMP is. Quackity is succeeding at what he set out to do like crazy, and it's amazing to watch.
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(The mask falls)
(Your family sees you clearly now)
(With all of your mistakes on display. Your selfish desires, your disgusting feelings, your wish)
(And yet, you know)
(That in this moment)
(Just like in every moment before, and in every moment that will come after)
(You are loved)
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