#and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound.

[kidsinsaturn]

Can I plz rq hcs for being married to both shisui and Madara? Like how would they be with their s/o, domestic vibes, etc?

uchiha bride

[🗼] yesss I love this idea!! I've been in the madara feelings lately hahah I wanted to post this yesterday but I ate way too many tamales I felt sick

characters: shisui uchiha; madara uchiha

genre: sfw

warnings: gn!reader; possessiveness; mentions of discrimination ?; mention of manipulation; stalking; obsessive traits

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-shisui husband of the year!! hellooo, this uchiha is just so sweet and mindful of you all the time

-your wedding was probably very traditional although very small. both shisui and you didn't want a lot of people there. he is a very private man after all

-if you are not uchiha, you must learn all to their customs and their culture, im sorry. shisui may disagree with some of his clan's ideals, but he still finds some of them very important and he loves them

-but of course he will also be very very open to learning more about your clan's traditions and if your clan has something special (like a kenkkei genkai or a physical feature), he wants to learn all the history behind it

-as we all know, the uchiha can be a bit hostile to foreigners, so if you were of another clan or even another village, shisui can even feel a bit pitiful that you have to go through all of this because of his dumb clan

-he assures you all the time that you are the perfect person for him, regardless of the loud, rude words that you can hear on your way to his house. which may lead to shisui and you moving to a house a bit secluded from the others, but still in the compound

-yeah im sorry but I sincerely do not see shisui dropping his duties as an uchiha and as a villager of konoha just for you. yes he loves you tons, but he always manages to divide equally his commitments. he will stay in the compound because he is an uchiha and has his own obligations in the clan

-even though it was a bit hard at the beginning because you were expecting different, shisui will not treat you any different. as a boyfriend, he was the best the version of himself, and now as a husband, he still is the best version of himself. he believes he shouldn't treat his spouse worse or better just because they are married. he always gave his 200% ok

-very domestic husband although he is out for work a lot. there are times he feels guilty for leaving you alone too much, but he is a provider okayyy he needs to work hard enough so you have everything

-which is why he will try to convince you to stay home if you are a shinobi. if he succeeds, he is deeply happy and relieved that you are safe now. but if you decide to keep your job as a ninja, he just lectures you to always be cautious and blah blah blah he is just worried okay? he doesn't want to lose his boo

-shisui will come with you to the gates of the village to bid you farewell with the longest, knee-dropping kiss. you only wish to end the mission soon so you can come back to have another one of his amazing kisses

-on canon universe, you only knew half of what was happening with the village and the clan. but on his final day, he made time to tell you everything, and just love you one last time oh no im not ok

-other uchiha and of course other villagers would respect you a lot of course. you are the spouse of sunshin no shisui hellooo. people will know of you immediately since shisui was quite the popular in the village. and ohh!! I am convinced many girls would be jealous of you because you took shisui first aughhh I wanna elaborate on this idea more haha

-madara is the most sensible and sentimental uchiha out there istg. he does not fall in love, and if he does, then i'ts over for the person, either they die or they both get married

-no but seriously, I don't want to get too much into this, but I deeply believe canon madara would not really get married because he is way too traumatized and obsessed with peace and war and dreams. so let's pretend this is another kind of au where madara is kind of normal and sane

-as much as you both wanted a small, quiet wedding, you just couldn't get it. madara is the clan leader and let's not forget he has the most booming, extrovert, and simple-minded best friends so of course it couldn't be a simple wedding

-hashirama wanted your wedding to be very special, and even though it was a bit too extravagant for your first ideas, it ended up being very cute and nice. madara is deeply in love with you, and from now on, you become his

-not that wasn't like that before. you were his everything the moment he realized his wanted you, and you were his from that second too. it's just that now he can say it out and wouldn't be called weird haha silly guy

-you gained the title of madara's spouse and by no means is that to take unseriously. all the uchiha clansmen respect you, at least in front of you. if you were from a different clan, you are to be judged there sorry. at least they are not dumb and do not say it out loud, but there are still whispers and well-masked judgmental faces every time you walked through the compound

-madara decides it is best for you two to live in the compound, and you can't really complain since he is clan head. however madara makes sure you are satisfied every day. always obtaining what you want thanks to the servants madara assigned you. and of course when he is home with you, he is very attentive to you

-you are never alone. if you're in your house and if madara is not there, there is always someone there with you, either the housekeeper or your servant. if you are out, there is someone there following your every step. when you realize this, you get mad at madara. he promises he will stop though he only reprimands the shinobi for being too noticeable and replaces him

-you get to know two faces of Madera. the one he shows everyone else, and the one he is with you. at first you are a bit taken aback by his sudden changes of demeanor and personality. he is firm, dominant, and stoic in front of others, even of his clansmen. his essence is dominant. but with you? he still is but a lot less lol

-he just can't help it at first, he says some things so bluntly that they even hurt. but he learns that you are no enemy, that you are his temple, he shouldn't be harsh to you. he ends up being very soft, you become his weakness, if you say something, he complies

-BUT the only thing he can't get rid of is his possessiveness, you are his, why do you need to go with someone else? you have him, is he not enough? do you want him to make some shadow clones so he is always your first choice? madara doesn't like seeing you with a lot of people; he has a mental list of the only people he is okay with, please respect his list

-he always needs to know what you do, where you will be going and what you will do. if you don't dare to spare any details, he will find out himself, though he will be hurt and disappointed

-and lets be reals guys... madara will at some point, manipulate you. either he doesn't like something you're doing or someone you are seeing, he will be very subtle with his words and just guide you toward a decision he wants you to make. he isn't stupid and tells you right there, no. he wants you to feel some sense of control of your actions when in reality, he is in charge of them

-he is a great husband though lol a bit insane but he deeply deeply loves you. he fears somethings happens to you and that's why he wants to control your life

[misscongeniality18]

If im being annoying sorry i just have a lot of ideas…but i have a request for peter sutherland x reader and the fake dating trope with like a ridiculous amount of mutual pining (obv leads to them actually dating)

No problem at all, my darling! I want to write but have no ideas, so it's perfect!

Anything Could Happen - Peter Sutherland

Synopsis ! You and Peter are on an assignment together, but in order to get into a secure venue, you must go undercover as a couple. Pairing ! Peter Sutherland x fem!reader Genre ! Fake dating, fluff, some angst Warnings ! Reader and Peter are both agents/spies, mutual pining, kissing, idk I probably missed something Word Count - 1228

" But now I've seen it through And now I know the truth That anything could happen Anything could happen " -Anything Could Happen, Ellie Goulding

Masterlist Request Guide

It was strange, the way you'd gotten used to seeing Peter wear a suit every day. But when it came to wearing a tux, it was as if Peter rocked your world.

For months the two of you had been preparing for this night. You both had alternate online personalities and credentials in order to gain access to the multi-billion-dollar company that had been discovered to be corrupt. Now all you needed was concrete proof, and that would be acquired by you and Peter at the gala for shareholders tonight.

It was a black-tie event, so naturally, you'd thought Peter would dress as if he were going to work. You felt your heart jump when you saw him in the tuxedo. Since you'd been working closely with Peter lately, your schoolgirl crush had turned into something bigger.

Unbeknownst to you, Peter felt the same. The team had set up headquarters in a different room of the five-star hotel where the gala took place, so when you walked in wearing a sparkling full-length black gown, he couldn't breathe. You were the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen.

You'd both hidden your guns in your outfits, yours attached to a garter that was easily accessible through a thigh-high slit in your gown. You envied Peter for having his hidden in his jacket.

Peter led you into the hotel's ballroom, your arm linked with his.

Tonight, you weren't FBI agents anymore. You were a newlywed couple who'd decided to buy shares in the corrupt company.

And God, did Peter look fantastic. But it wasn’t just his looks. Yes, he was incredibly handsome, but Peter was also sweet and protective and loyal. He would put others before himself without a second thought, and you deeply admired him for that.

You watched him as he scanned the room, inching closer to you whenever someone would get too close. When his arm wasn’t connected to yours, Peter’s hand was a constant presence on your lower back, ready to jump in if something suddenly went wrong.

A server with a tray of champagne passed, and you grabbed two glasses. Peter gave you a disapproving look.

"What? We're supposed to be blending in." You shrugged, taking the glass and bringing it to your lips.

Peter raised a brow. "We're also working."

Peter glanced down at you, a smirk playing on his lips. He still couldn't get over how gorgeous you looked.

When you met his gaze, your rosy lips still on the edge of your glass, you furrowed your brows. "What?"

He wanted to tell you. He wanted to tell you everything. How stunning and magnificent you were, how every time he saw you the room would light up with your smile, how he wanted to do nothing but hold you close to him and—

“Over there. Two o’clock.”

Peter moved his gaze over to where your eyes were focused on. The heads of the company were gathered together, papers clutched in their hands. They were walking out of a side door to a smaller meeting room across the hall.

You knew that those papers had lists of investors and plans for the so-called “company” to buy entire city blocks and use them for dealing illegal drugs.

“Let’s go,” you insisted, starting towards the door.

Peter placed a hand on your elbow, stopping your steps. “Hold on. You know we can’t just barge in there, guns blazing. We need a plan.”

Your eyes lit up, and you grinned. “I’ve got one.”

Inside of the clutch you carried was a small recording device. Very discreetly, you and Peter went into the neighboring meeting room of the one your targets went into. At the bottom of the wall was a vent, and Peter managed to unscrew it for you to place the recorder inside.

Once you’d gotten what you’d needed, you had to get out of there quickly. In the hallway, the two of you were halted in your escape by the door opening. Quickly, without thinking, you grabbed Peter by the front of his shirt and yanked him to you, kissing him thoroughly and deeply. He froze, hands gripping your waist.

“Kiss me,” you whispered so the targets couldn’t hear. “And make it look real.”

Peter understood, eyes going dark and glazed over, and he crashed his mouth to yours again. He tasted cool and fresh, almost minty with a hint of champagne. So he did have some earlier.

While your hands were creeping up to play with the hair at the nape of Peter’s neck, Peter trailed his fingers down your waist to the skirt of your dress as he pressed you up against the wall, all the while the targets caught sight of the pair of you. One of them started towards you, hands reaching for something on his belt.

Peter’s lips trailed down your neck, and with your eyes half-closed, you watched the targets coming towards you. This time, you could clearly see the pistol in his hands. “Get my gun,” you whispered hurriedly, opening your legs for him since your hands were occupied with pressing the panic button on the inside pocket of Peter’s jacket, letting the team know that you were in danger.

Peter reached through the slit of your dress, trailing his fingers up your thigh until he took your gun from its holster. He whipped around just as the rest of the team came running to your aid.

Once the party had been shut down and the arrests had been made, you and Peter walked through the hotel lobby together. Your feet had begun to ache from wearing heels all night, so you held them in one hand, your bare feet against the plush carpet.

“You did good tonight,” you said, not meeting Peter’s eyes. “You know, with my sudden plan of distraction.”

You saw Peter grin out of the corner of your eye. “It made sense, once I knew what you were doing. I’m sure there were a lot of other couples who went to find places to hook up.”

“I’m sure,” you laughed. “I said to make it look real, and you did. Maybe you were an actor in another life.”

Peter scratched the back of his neck. “I, uh, wasn’t acting.”

“What?” You started at the words, freezing in place in front of the front doors of the hotel.

“It was real for me,” Peter said, turning to face you. “I’d been dreaming about kissing you for a while. It’s totally okay if you didn’t feel the same way, I just thought you should know.”

You smiled softly at him, rising on your tiptoes to get closer to his ear. “It was real for me, too.”

You lowered back to stand on flat feet, suddenly shy. Tucking a piece of hair behind your ear, you chuckled. “I’m not excited about putting these shoes back on in order to get to the car, but—”

A squeal left your lips as Peter scooped you into his arms. On the way to the car, Peter asked, “Are you hungry?”

“Well, the party ended early, and dinner was never served, so yes.”

Peter opened the door for you and set you in the passenger seat. “How do burgers sound? I know this great diner a few minutes away.”

You grinned at him. “That sound amazing.”

“Great. It’s a date then.”

[khoipyan]

shaken and stirred!

(GI) diona!like reader x octavinelle trio

(diona is a character from genshin impact. for more information, you refer to this wiki page.)

warnings; gn!reader, reader is not diona herself, just similar. READER WILL NOT BE A CHILD LIKE DIONA! can be seen as platonic or romantic, im not writing about diona!reader's daddy issues im sorry :sob: reader is not stated to have cat features in this (ears, tail), sorry :( i can write for a partial cat reader sometime else though ^_^

notes; im very tired and sleepy skull BUT I LIKED THIS IDEA TOO MUCH TO PASS IT UP LMKODHIUHD i got a bit too self indulgent in azul’s whoopsies ALSO THERES AN OMORI REFERENCE IN ONE OF THE PARTS!! see if you can find it >:)

azul ashengrotto

you can... mix anything into a drink and it'll still taste good? even butterflies, conches and lizard tails..? well, you know... if you need a job—

first thing he does once he hears about this is try to get you to do a contract with him, of course! you don't want your magic, and he can give you something you actually want. however you just narrow your eyes at him, cross your arms and sigh. this isn't magic; it's actually a curse.

is appalled at the fact you could call such an ability, a skill! a curse. he would die to have that skill. however, he softens just a bit when he hears your story.

"when i was younger, i believed in the spring fairy. i spoke my feelings and poured out my soul to the moon reflected on the water's surface... on my seventh birthday, i heard a voice talk to me. surprise surprise, it was the fairy herself! that was the day i received the blessi— i mean, curse." you explained.

it was silent for a few seconds.

"you don't have to believe me, but you're the one who aske— STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!"

besides your curse of making the best drinks ever, your tsundere-like personality really confuses him. VERY.

you offered to walk him to his dorm one time while you both were hanging out in the library, fearing that he may get lost or something of sorts. when he told you that he was fine by himself, you shot him with a:

"whatever! i wasn't worried at all, i just wanted to make sure nothing happened to you so that you wouldn't blame me."

...????././??

azul has yet to understand by what you mean with your confusing and contradicting sentences, but he's willing to try! after all, you seem to care for him with actions, not words.

jade leech

you picked the wrong guy to be a tsun-tsun with, i'm telling you that.

picks up an interest with you right away, but keeps it confidential to himself for a week or two before approaching you to learn more.

the first time you two met is when he caught you scheming how to take down the wine industry... in which you told him to leave immediately.

“oh? what do we have here?”

"H-HUH? DON'T LOOK AT MY PLANS! AAAGHH, GET OUT-"

although he knows it’s probably not possible, jade has to admit that he admires your burning rage passion in taking down the wine industry.

haha, remember what i said about him being the wrong guy to be a tsundere with? well, he teases you SO much and pretends to be a complete saint about it. you absolutely CANNOT catch a break from him but hey, you brought this upon yourself!

(not really, but we all know how jade is…)

he notices very quickly under all the light slaps to his arm and the ‘cross arms and turn away’ motions that you seem to care about him very deeply. how interesting.

and for this, this must be what he loves the most about you.

…

oh well, it’s a shame that the show must go on. after realizing this (which doesn’t take too long), he uses it as even MORE material to tease you with.

jade feigns sadness, but it’s getting hard not to crack a smile at your exasperated expression. “i thought you were concerned about me getting hurt just now, were you not?”

“SCREW. YOU! I HOPE A PIANO FALLS ON YOU!”

“ouch. so hurtful… at least you didn’t wish that i had fallen down the stairs.”

floyd leech

just like his twin brother, floyd's interest with you is almost instant. you can make beverages out of anything? even the most nastiest things to ever exist? and your personality makes you even BETTER for him to target you.

when he heard about your ability, he absolutely convinced you to make drinks with him and give it to the people at mostro lounge. one, he wanted to see if it was true. two, MAYBE he needed an excuse to slack off from work.

to floyd’s surprise, it was true; anything you made into a drink was surprisingly delicious. floyd even had to try it for himself, because even he doubted you for a second.

tries convincing you to join mostro lounge. aww, why not?? come ooon! you can make money, make delicious drinks for customers AND he gets to mess around with you on shifts!

he laughs when you tell him about your plans to destroy the wine industry.

what’s so funny, floyd? stop laughing! this is a serious matter—

so playful yet teasing with you, especially seeing how annoyed and frustrated you get when he does something that even slightly inconveniences you.

“give me my textbook back!” you’re chasing after floyd in the halls. it’s bad to run, but you need your book back!

“when you catch me!” floyd responds, running at a fast pace.

ultimately thinks it’s so cute to see you deny how you care for him. floyd is smarter than he makes out to be, he knows. he acknowledges the times you get flustered when he compliments you, or the worried glances you spare him when he’s having a bad day.

he appreciates you so much! even if you do punch him a bit hard sometimes, he’ll always be sure to playfully bite back (but be more gentler, of course).

— due to be edited at anytime —

[chaos-grimlin]

Is there going to be another part of marked soon

Yes rn!! Sorry for not being active

Intro:No one truly knows what happened that night in Woodsboro, California. All the public knows was that two teenage boys, Billy Loomis and Stu Macher, went crazy. That the boys killed with no motive, that it was a case of crazy and peer pressure. Sidney Prescott, the "girlfriend" of Billy Loomis,Y/n L/n, the girl both boys were deeply obsessed with, and Gale weathers, a news reporter, where 3 of 5 witnesses that were willing to talk and tell their sides of the story to the public while Dewy Riley, the deputy sheriff of woodsboro, and tennager Randy Meeks refused to talk to law enforcements at the time. All the stories told to law enforcement seem to differ from person to person, but...in this tale, we will focus on Y/n, the obsessions, side of the story...

Marked (poly Billy Loomis and Stu Macher x reader)

Word count:1207

Chapter 20- Fucking mask..

^^^Y/n P.O.V+ a one week time skip^^^

Ever since i was dismissed from the hospital, my mom and Dad said it was better if i stayed over at Dewy's and Tatums.

My parents were right, it wasnt safe for me to go back home..i dont think it ever will be okay or safe for me.

"Hey! Y/n you okay?" Tatum chirped out as she sat down next to me on the couch.

My eyes snapped to the left as i looked over at her. "Oh yeah im okay" i said as i rubbed my arm.

"Thats good, also Dewy said you'll be able to come to school tomorrow, but only if you want to" Tatum said as she looked at me, a smile pulling at the corners of her lips.

I paused for a second before i spoke again "yeah...i guess i can go" I muttered.

"Yay!" Tatum squealed out as she pulled me into a hug.

I hugged Tatum back then, we parted.

"Everyone will be so happy to know your okay" Tatum said.

"What do you mean? Our group already know im. At most half way okay" i said, cocking an eyebrow up at her.

"Oh everyone else at the school, teachers, students, staff members" Tatum named off.

"Why would they care" i whispered.

"Nothing like this has happened since Sidneys mom...so.. Every one is worried"

I took in a deep breath, rethinking my choice on going to school tomorrow. I just know everyone will bombard me with questions.

Tatum put her hand on my shoulder, once again pulling me out of my thoughts. "Hey it'll all be okay.."

~~~~the next day~~~~

Dewy parked his car infront of Woodsboro high.

"Bye you two" Dewy said, a smile forming on his lips.

"Bye" Tatum said, a sassy tone lacing her voice as she got out of the front seat and shut the door.

"Bye Dewy" I whispered as i opened the door.

After I shut it and went to walk off, Dewy stopped me.

"Y/n..if anything happens, if you get too stressed, ir anything, call me" he said as he handed me a crumbled piece of paper.

I looked down at the paper, seeing slopply written number on it. I smiled slightly and nodded " i will"

"Bye now, have a good day" Dewy said " you too" i replied.

Shortly after I turned on my heels and started walking to the school, seeing Tatum waiting by a tree for me.

Me and Tatum made it about halfway to the doors before Stu rushed up to us.

Stu, had a smile on his face.

"What are you smiling about Stu?" Tatum asked as Stu walked next to her.

"Well, today seems like a good day if you must know" Stu said sharply, yet his goofy tone still remaind.

Stu looked past Tatum and looked at me.

For a split second, i thought i saw the look of regret, or Fear, cross his features, but, as quickly as i saw it, it was gone..

"Oh your back!" Stu said quickly.

"Yeah..i am" i said as I averted eye contact with him.

"So your feeling better?" Stu asked.

All i did was shrug to his question.

From the corners of my eyes I saw Stu look at Tatum and whisper something to her.

I tried to hear what he said but i couldn't.

"Anyway! Lets go find Sid, Billy, and Randy" Tatum said, quickly averting thr topic away from what Stu said.

~~~~a few moments later~~~~

"Y/n you actually came!" Randy yelled out as soon as he saw me.

I felt a fuzzy feeling flutter inside my heart when I saw him.

Randy hopped up from his seat next to Billy and quickly rushed to me.

Randy engulfed me in a tight hug.

I wrapped my arms around him and laid my head onto his shoulder.

"I thought you wouldnt come today" Randy whispered into my ear.

"Well, im here" i said softly, but, from over Randy's shoulder, I saw Billy glaring at Randy.

If looks could kill, Randy would be 6 feet under.

The look he ran shivers down my spine, he looked like he was planning something, something bad...

Me and Randy soon pulled away from the hug after be planted a kiss on my cheek.

"Hey Y/n, long time no see" Sidney said with a soft smile.

"Yeah..its been a while"

^^^3rd person P.O.V^^^

Everyone at Woodsboro knew what happened, most were sympathetic, others decided to make school Y/ns own personal hell..

Everyone knew what costume the two hellish people wore the night Y/n was raped...

Y/n leaned up against her locker, letting a breathy laugh leave her parted lips as Randy told a random cheesy joke.

Everything was going okay, other then everyone, even teachers, constantly bringing it up..

Y/n knew they had good intentions, but she hated every bit of it..

Soon, the bell rang.

Y/n looked up at Randy and smiled, " I've got to go, bye!" Y/n said.

"Byeee"

Y/n turned in the oppistie direction and started walking.

Y/n thought that everything was okay today, she wasnt sulking, sje wasn't feeling like she was the problem...

Everything was okay....

Untill she saw it....

That costume...

That goddamn costume...

Its black eyes locked onto hers.

Y/n felt every muscle in her body tighten, as her breath hitched in her throat.

The masked person rushed up to her..and that's when it happened..she felt like sje was transported back to the night...

When she ran through the street, desperately calling out for help as the masked man trailed behind her.

Y/n turned on her heels and started running.

In her mind, she was back there, running for her life..

The school floor turned into concrete, the lights were gone and replaced with dim moonlight.

Y/n didn't want it to happen again..

Run

Run

Run

That was all that ran through her mind as she ran.

She heard the person's harsh foot steps behind her.

Tears filled her eyes as she took a left down the hall.

She didn't make it far before the person jumped on her.

A scream left Y/n throat as she squirmed and flailed her limbs around.

Soon, the person turned her to hwr back, and Y/n balled her fist up, and hit the person hard..

Y/n snapped out of the trance, she was back in school.. She was kn her back on the floor and the person who tackled her fumbled back and quickly ripped off the father death mask.

"MR. JONES" the princable screamed out as he came to the scene.

Alex Jones stood up, clutching his hand over his broken nose as the principle looked at him in pure disappointment, then he looked at Y/n, who was shaking and crying on the floor

Before the principal could say anything to her, she jumped to her feet and quickly ran off.

Little did anyone now, that Billy and Stu watched the whole thing..

Theu saw how much they had scared Y/n that night...at with that... They knew she'd be easier to use....

[notyouraryang0dd3ss]

i think people wouldn’t complain as much about the 1830 line (don’t get me wrong, it’s a cringe ass line even within the context of the song and the emily dickinson* connection) if swifties weren’t know for being racists. i think they don’t see themselves as racists, but it’s not uncommon to see them just being extremely shitty towards beyoncé for example, some people were saying cowboy carter will win aoty just because jay-z complained at the ceremony, as if black artists can’t win awards because they worked hard for it. and then, when the eras tour in brazil happened, i saw swifties being xenophobic and racist, saying that brazil didn’t deserve taylor, that it was an unsafe place etc. they also say beyoncé fans use racism as a crutch** because it’s the only excuse they have to say beyoncé deserves recognition.

i’m talking about beyoncé because it seems like the longest “rivalry” (since the 2009 vmas and now the movies), but yeah, it’s weird to see comparisons with mj, and some swifties also shit talked zendaya last year when she liked one of taylor’s posts

*if you want to reference emily at least cut the golden retriever line lmao

**english is not my first language so i don’t know if i made myself clear sorry

she references emily dickinson???? emily dickinson did not spend her life as a lesbian reclusive writer to be co opted by taylor swift my god 😭

TRUE the 1830’s line is made MUCH worse because of how racist swifties are point blank period. theyre deeply delusional ppl and i have no idea what they consider racist when they literally respond to black ppl who point out taylor’s white privilege with “the race card” and call Beyoncé’s music “zimbawbe ringtone sales” (no im not joking look it up). when they saw taylor’s wealth surpassed kanye’s and said taylor could “buy” him as a #own like how much more blatant can you get in your racism (why does she still have black fans?!?).

swifties truly and honestly must listen to no other artist except taylor swift because of the way they act about black music. they really do think black people are #diversityhires and the awards we receive for our work are out of pity/anti racism rather than legitimate achievements. and telling Beyoncé fans they use racism as a crutch as if 1989 winning over To Pimp A Butterfly wasn’t peak racism. and swifties shit talking brazil isnt surprising because of how racist they are. they truly honestly hate brown and black people and view this thin blonde haired blue eyed white woman as the most superior and wonder why everyone calls them racist 😭

its always funny when swifties try to compare miss swift to Beyoncé as if Beyoncé didn’t have her first #1 by the time Taylor was 9 years old. They’re not even contemporaries. Beyoncé literally escorted Taylor back on stage after the MTV incident as if she was escorting a child. It’s so inappropriate to compare those two artists by age alone, let alone TALENT. Also swifties talked about Zendaya for LIKING one of taylor swift’s posts????? why?????

[takemebacktowheniwassane]

Falsettos Incorrect Quotes! (p.1)

[Also, deeply sorry about coming back with another random musical hyperfixation. I'll try to get motivated to finish up the DEH series!] - Whizzer: Can you come out? Marvin: Yeah, just one second. Marvin: Whiz, I'm gay. Whizzer: I know that. Come out to the car. Marvin: Okay. Marvin: Car, I'm gay. - Whizzer: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare. Jason: Scrabble? Scrabble's great. Whizzer: Not when you're playing with Marvin, it's not. He puts down words like "ephemeral" and I put down "dog." - Mendel: Bonjour, Trina. Voules-vous coucher avec moi? Trina, unfazed: No, I do not want to sleep with you. Mendel: Oh, man, is that what that means? I had a really gross tennis instructor. - Whizzer: Don't worry, I have a permit. Charlotte: ..This just says "I can do what I want." - Marvin: Trina, do it for our friendship- you can't put a price on that! Trina: Yes, I can, dear. Fifty dollars. - Jason: I've never once smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out, there was no pot in the brownie... it was just an insanely good brownie. - Marvin: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma? Whizzer: Oklahoma City, bitch! - Marvin: Being gay is a constant struggle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs entangled as we listen to the birds", and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Whizzer: If the window's open and you time it correctly, you can do both. - Mendel: Okay, is anyone in this room actually straight? Marvin: *Raises his hand* Whizzer: *Puts Marvin's hand down* - Cordelia: You know what I've realized? Marvin: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? Cordelia: Nice try, anyways- - Jason: I think mostly I wanna see what happens when this whole place breaks apart. - Marvin: The next time I open up to somebody, it'll be my autopsy. - Trina: Jase... Jason: I can tell by the tone of your voice that I've disappointed you. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming that I do not give a fuck. - Whizzer: New year, same me. Cuz' Im perfect. - Mendel, excited: Heyy! Trina: Hey, someone's excited. Marvin, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick. - Mendel: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak? Trina: Strong! Whizzer: Weak. Marvin: An idiot. That's what you are. - Cordelia: Are you alright? Charlotte: Short answer, or long answer? Cordelia: Short? Charlotte: No. Cordelia: Long? Charlotte: Noooooo. - Cordelia: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated! Marvin: Killed without hesitation. - Whizzer: I'm hot, I'm tall, I'm gay, and I'm in my theater kid arc. - Charlotte: Seriously, all you do is bitch. Marvin: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation. - Trina: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you. - Trina, answering the phone: Hello? Jason: It's Jason. Trina: What did he do this time? Jason: No, it's me, Jason. It's actually me. Trina: What did you do this time? - Marvin: I saw Whizzer for the first time in years.. Jason: And? Marvin: I told him I was an Olympic gymnast. Jason: What? Why?? Marvin: You know when you get nervous, and you end up lying to impress? Jason: ..No. Marvin: Exactly, we've all done it. - Cordelia: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half-expected it to glow in the dark tonight- - Marvin: You know, when I first met you, I thought you were a real bitch. Whizzer: What changed your mind? Marvin: Oh, I still think your a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you. - Marvin: Would I rather be feared, or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.

[slaythespire]

im sorry my tumblr followers who dont know me im mad rn, im just rambling mad under a readmore again thanksss

listen its not that i need to be dating someone im just chilling. in fact rn i would not want to date anyone.

but i HATEEEE HATE seeing people say shit like "You dont need anyone, you should learn to be happy without someone else in ur life! why do you need someone else! just be happy without that!" well damn sue me for wanting someone to deeply love me who i deeply love back!! why is that such a bad thing to want!! obviously if you cant function without being in a relationship that's not good, but people always say that shit to someone going "i feel unlovable and like no one will ever want me" and it feels so meanspirted!! damn!!

its been like almost a year since i got ghosted and i know its annoying to hear people complain abt the same thing over and over again. but its just HARD bcus i feel stupid, and used. i really thought my ex was like, THE person, we talked abt getting married and how we'd combine our last names, abt moving in together, supported each other through everything. when i was in inpatient this person called me almost everyday i was there to say hi and check in on me. i thought my future involved them and then they just dropped me without even an explanation. never in a million billion years did i think that would happen (outside of my bad brain telling me it would, which, well i was right so LOL) bcus they were my best friend of 8 years!!

and its scary bcus it makes me think there must be something wrong with me/"how could anyone ever love me when even the person who dated me for 6 years didnt". and people always say things like "you haven't met everyone who will care about you yet" but what if i have, and my one chance at having a relationship i was so happy in was ruined bcus the other person is a self-obsessed asshole who lied to my face abt so much for who KNOWS what reason. WHATEVER.

i feel like when i make posts like this i come off as an insane person in the "no wonder they broke up with you" way, but i promise im actually normal ive just been very emotionally ripped to shreds by a very bad breakup. barely a breakup bcus it was over TWITTER DM. whatever im just gonna be one of those people that obsesses over fictional characters so much i think were in a relationship.

i just rlly rlly wonder what their reasoning for doing this to me was and if they feel bad abt it. or if they think its funny, or if they just dont care. i also wonder if they think they can just message me one day and apologize and think itll be okay (i dont think this will happen, i used to but i dont anymore)

i lean towards they just dont care, i doubt they even think about what they did lol. i mean i HOPE they feel bad, but i dont think thats true. id be shocked if i ever heard from them again which is just, crazy. 8 years of knowing someone and it ends like that through no fault of your own. i wish i had a screenshot of the break up dm id post it in a heartbeat so anyone who actually read this far would feel whiplash like i do. (filled to the brim with "i love you so much" "i feel horrible for hurting you and i hate that im doing it" "i really care about you" "i hope you stay in my life bcus youre my best friend").

and it makes me really sad bcus OFC we would have stayed friends, i loved them so much that while id be sad abt breaking up i would still want them in my life. (WE EVEN TALKED ABT HOW IF WE BROKE UP WE ALWAYS THOUGHT WE'D STAY FRIENDS). but even in my fantasy world where they reach out after a few years all apologetic and guilty i just couldnt do it anymore.

one more but i don't understand what would compel someone to say all that knowing theyre lying and dont give a fuck about you, like it only comes off as evil and fucked up and cruel to me, so how else am i supposed to take that.

[dakotafinely]

heyyy !! i saw ur reqs were open and im literally about to binge everything youve written- and i hope whatever happened you’re okay now !!

im so sorry if you dont take x readers but may i request the rise turtles (separately ofc) with a reader who says the corniest, cheesiest, mind numbingly stupid pick up lines

like they think they’re safe until the reader starts spewing pick up lines at the most random moments

thank you if u decide to write this !!

Poiuhgfghjkjhnbghui hello! Thanks, the thing happened months ago I'm just super slow at responding to things oiujhjolkjh but still thanks! I hope you enjoy your reading binge!

I don't really do a lot of X Reader requests (mostly because I don't get that many) but I assure you I'm never opposed to them! Plus how can I resist such an idea, as a corny cheesy dork myself I must represent all the corny cheesy dorks out there!

== == ==

Leo:

Say what you wish but this man is already a corny cheesy pun master

I mean have you HEARD his puns? He is a man of the corn(y lines)

So he's actually very good at matching your energy most of the time

Heck sometimes he can even guess what you're gonna say before you get to even say it

Tho sometimes, in the moments where he truly doesn't expect it, you can get him red as a tomato

Honestly, why do you think he likes to use cheesy and corny pick up lines? Because he's a romantic little sap who wants someone to match his energy and romance him that's why

He'll cover his face and smile wide when he blushes hard

"Ya can't just catch me off guard like that you know?" He jokes

Bc truly, he adores it that you can keep him on his toes and guessing sometimes

Donnie

Complete opposite of Leo, but are we surprised by this?

Either it goes over his head by taking whatever you said literally (which you find adorkable let's be real)

Or he rolls his eyes and tells you you're a sap

But if you stop? If you stop bc you believe your annoying him or you've had a bad day and don't wanna deal with his reactions?

"Are you okay? What's wrong, you haven't made a pun and you've been here for at least ten minutes."

Worried, he won't show it, but he will pry and make sure your okay

Bc yeah, he doesn't really care for puns or cheesy pick up lines, as their not his thing in the slightest

He still likes that you do them, their your thing, and it's what makes him love you, even if he doesn't admit it

And trust me, he'd probably rather die then admit it

Mikey

Mikey either giggles from them or smiles and rolls his eyes depending on the level of cheesiness

He loves you! And he loves that you love him! And he loves that you express it in a adorkable way!

What more can he say? He'll try and reciprocate it but he's not quite the pun master the way Leo is

Still, if he does and you two get the ball rolling back and forth his heart flutters with joy and that's the thing to keep him smiling for months alone

His favorites are your arty based puns, as they often come with a little doodle or are a left behind sticky note he can keep as a little token of you in his room

Plus their the easiest for him to reciprocate too as an art nerd

Just a lil cheesy doodle with a pun based pick up line and boom! You two are giggling like dorks in love

Tho he's most frequent response is often just a string of giggles and hugging you tightly

Raph

Raph is a very big pun lover as well as pun despiser

While he may laugh and rolls his eyes at everyone else's puns, if he makes one without thinking he just goes :| (contemplates life choices)

Tho in truth if he does get a laugh or giggle out of you with a pun, he'll smile wide

And he loves your puns and cheesy pick up lines so deeply

He is a blushy boy I refuse criticism

While he may roll his eyes and scoff lightly

It's SO obvious that he truly enjoys it from the blush on his face and smile spreading on his beak

He doesn't really ever return the energy you throw at him but he does always accept it and embrace it

He honestly enjoys clever puzzle based pick up lines

Or any pick up line or pun that makes him think for a minute

== == ==

This was cute! Thanks for the ask, I always enjoy 'em! Hope you have a lovely day, afternoon, and goodnight!

[serxeinxx]

𝐅𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 [8]

↻—Bakugou x fem! reader [pro-hero AU]

↻—tw: mention of abortion, violent words, suicide, anxiety, angst, little fluff, a SOFTIE BAKUGOU

↻—summary: leaving you and your son, bakugou must find a way redeeming the both of you despite he’s 15 years late.

↻—wc: 2.74k

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↻—disclaimer!

All the characters and events depicted are fictitious. Any resemblance to a person living or dead is purely coincidental.

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— heheheh enjoy the drama <333  wow this is super late omg HAHHAH my bad,,  we r so close to the end omg im so excited on how this will turn out!! + have a nice day/noon/afternoon/night!! ♡♡

Kirishima was worried.

He looked at his friend who was covering his face and kept screaming at it. He remembered seeing bakugou on his doorstep and crashed at night, scowling even more than he used to. He definitely knows what’s up. He shut his mouth silently for about 2 hours then decided to ask him. After the dinner he made, he inquired. “Bakugou, you okay?”

Bakugou sighed deeply at his friend’s question, “I fucked up.”

From bakugou’s voice, it got him worried even more, “W-what do you mean you fucked up? Did something happen?” he asked. He sat down on the couch in front of him and waited for his answer.

“Remember mika ori?” he nodded.

“She came to me when I was on my way to y/n’s shop,” he paused, “she then insisted on meeting her, clearly she’s fucking up my plan.”

“Dude..”

Bakugou perked up to see kisihima’s face in a worried state, “she is your ex right? The ‘mika ori’?”

“You know damn well she is.”

Kirishima cursed under his breath. He is aware of Bakugou's plan until the end. Afterall, he's the one of the persons who Bakugou trusts. But the plan didn’t go as planned because a major factor intervened, and it was mika ori.

“So what’s the plan now?”

Bakugou thought he was already at 70% on completing his plan and came back from square one. How will he talk to you again? He clearly saw your face earlier, your eyes widened  when you saw Mika patted him. He knows that you know his likes and dislikes. Plus, Mitsuya gave his full trust to him, he can’t let him down this time again. He clearly missed a decade and five, he can’t let this minor intervention be the result of his downfall. Not on his watch.

Yaoyorozu was worried.

She thought that this is too much for you to handle but you shushed her.

She looked at you going back and forth in your living room, rambling, and cursing out while she was sitting down and sweatdropped at your situation. The night happened when that woman called bakugou "katsuki" really gets on your nerves.

Bakugou leaned on the couch and sighed even more, “we need to get her outta the plan and i’ll try to talk to y/n once more.

"I've been through shit and this little incident?! Oh my god, that's not like me!" You ranted, "redeeming himself to me and mitsuya— more like it's all mitsuya! Why would he say that when he has someone else?! Because he's the number 2 hero?! The audacity—"

"y/n—"

"So doing those flirty shenanigans was just a game?! Those 'sorry' 'i will make it up for you' crap?"

"Can you just please—"

"How bold of that woman to look at me as if i'm a nobody? She'll be kneeling at me when I slap her perfect porcelain skin with my calloused hands! I'm literally gonna get violent-"

"Y/N!"

you stopped pacing back and forth in front of your friend. Realizing the words you have just said, "sorry-"

Yaoyorozu gestured for you to sit next to her and opened her hands, welcoming you in her embrace. " I know this whole situation shook you up, but u think you should take a break from coming to the shop and avoid all the bad things that are affecting you." You breathe out slowly, “I think I should, but who’s gonna manage the shop?”

“There’s a manager for a reason y/n,” she advised. Yaoyorozu convincing you to take a break was a struggle for her, even in the past, she would be needing shinsou’s quirk to make you fall asleep on overworking yourself. She turned her position to you, she wondered. Why would you really react to the little meeting of the woman she didn't also know?

“y/n, listen to me,” you turned your head in her direction, “hm?”, you hummed in response, “based on my thoughts, the way you reacted was like- i mean, i think you still have an ounce of feelings for bakugou?”

You scoffed, “ha? Why would i? He’s been pestering me ever since! Why would I have an ounce of feelings for him?”

“You’re in denial, y/n. Come on, tell me. Do you really want him back?”

You pondered and tried to recollect the things that have happened to you. First, In the cemetery, second, the incident mitsuya had, then, the consecutive visits of him to your shop. Yes, you forgave him in a sense that It was only for Mitsuya's sake. But that one night, he kissed you cheek that caught you guard down.

“Don’t go thinking that I'll just redeem myself on our kid. I like winning at everything. And i will make you mine.”

That’s right. You started believing in him, hoping that it could change everything. But it really did change when the woman beside him, holding his arm and casually patting it, called him by his given name.

“Is it selfish?”

You said in a low voice, that yaoyorozu couldn’t hear it correctly, “can you repeat that again?” she asked.

“Is it selfish? Of me catching feelings for him, I mean,” There are times you can take things so well that people will eventually say that you are strong. But sometimes, even the strongest person has its weak moments too. Just like you, starting to cry. Yaoyorozu instinctively hugged you. In many years, she has seen, talked, and got to spend time with you, she’ll make it up to you and be more supportive than ever.

“Shh.. there’s nothing wrong on that,”

You broke the hug and she used her quir to make a handkerchief and gave it to you, “thanks, yaomomo… i would’ve bawled my eyes out without you.” you softly wipe your eyes on the handkerchief. You’ve calmed down a bit and took a moment of silence to think.

“y/n… can i ask something?”

“Sure, what’s up?”

“What’s the name of the woman?”

“You better not pull out a sniper on her, you'll ruin your career.”, she chuckled at your immediate answer. She laughed and shook her head, “no, no, i’m just curious, who knows i already know her.” she replied. “Hmm… I think she goes by the name Mika Ori.” you answered.

Her eyes widened and looked at you with a surprised face.

“What’s with that look?”

“The woman you met was Mika Ori? Are you kidding me?!”

“Uh.. yes, do you… know her?”

She stood up from her seat, this time, she was the one whow a spacing back and forth’ “s-she’s… a bitch!”

You chuckled amusingly, “I'm surprised you could say such vulgar words from your royal mouth.” you commented.

“That woman was Bakugou's ex!”

Oh.

“Really? They’re getting back together aren’t they?”

Yaoyoyorozo shook her head. “No, Bakugou broke up with her, after just 4 months in a relationship. But she’s so madly in love with him! Even midoriya-san was worried.”

“That’s creepy.”

“It is!”

You rested your head on the sofa and sighed loudly, “this is a drag, i don’t know what to do with it anymore. I’m serious about that. I have a lot in my plates. Mitsuya, myself, the shop, and mom.”

The topic you spoke made yaoyorozu’s head turn on you. “Wait, I haven't seen aunty l/n. Did she go on a vacation or something?” she asked. You cracked a smile at her question, “heh, no, she died.”

Yaoyorozu instinctively covered her mouth with her hand, “w-when?” you replied, “9 years ago. It was kind of surprising at some point, I didn't notice she was feeling that way. I feel accountable for her death. The day I got pregnant, I gave birth, the expenses, I feel I've been burdening her. But later on, when I was fixing her old stuff, I found a couple of envelopes filled with money and on the back of it, it had my name and Mitsuya on separate envelopes. She has been planning that all along. Probably waited for Mitsuya to grow older and lessen the trauma, but she was wrong.

The money I used to build the shop was her money, in honor of her. She’s one heck of a mother. If she was alive, I would've spoiled her rotten with the things she had done to me.”

The talk became more and more sad as Yaoyorozu cried even more than you. It was the first time she heard about this after all. To her, she was a second guardian to her. It was getting late, you would have convinced mitsuya to go straight to his bedroom if he ever saw you cry  but to your luck, he way switch hisfirends having a sleepover. You guided Yaoyorozu to the door and bid her a goodbye, “see you tomorrow yaomomo, you should probably take a rest now, you have a patrol tomorrow,” you bid  goodbye. Then she replied, “yeah, i’ll see you tomorrow too, and by the way, meet me at my building at 9:00 in the morning okay?”

“Sure I will.”

“Great, I must be going now, bye y/n!”

You made a small wave, “bye,” then yaoyorozu left. You slowly closed the door, not wanting your neighbors to get disturbed, you went to the kitchen and drank some water. After that, you turned off every light in the house and went straight ahead in your room. You plopped yourself onto the bed, making you feel more satisfied.

The next day was terrible, for bakugou of course. He was currently sitting down once again on a meeting with his other colleagues. Yaoyorozu herself was the one presenting to everyone the plan along with hero commissions. Bakugou's mind was somewhere else, in a country he has to save, he has one thing that he must save. It was hard, for him of course. How could you expect that you almost got what you wanted for a long time just slowly leaving away in your grasp? He didn't like the idea. Once he has a set goal in his mind, he doesn't give up on it.

He pulled out his phone and opened it, to see a notification sent 4 minutes ago.

"dynamight?"

unknown number

How could you block my number katsuki!

He moved his head upwards, "are you still with us?" yaoyorozu inquired.

"I am. Just continue," he replied.

He scrunched his eyebrows as he read the message. 'Fuck you for ruining my plan,' he thought.

Great.

Now he was in the frontline for the operation.

Yaoyorozu made a look at kirishima. Mentally asked him what was happening to bakugou. He shook his head and with his mouth forming a thin line, something's wrong. After the meeting, Bakugou was the first to get out of the room, following Kirishima behind him.

Yaoyorozu also followed them. She herself doesn't want to judge unless she knows both parties well. Irrational thinking is not her thing, she is a woman of knowledge and rationality after all. She didn't even think twice about going to bakugou. As an important person like you, she has to do something.

The two looked at her. "Bakugou-san, i intend to disturb you this time around but i have to ask you something," she paused, "what will you do if y/n won't accept you this time?

I don't want her to be down with all the pain she had. I know I had the nerve to say this after fifteen years without talking to her. But I truly care for her,"

Bakugou looked down on his shoes and raised his head up, "if she won't then I have no choice for that, she's her own self to choose, it was my fault from all of those past years," answered. Yaoyorozu hummed in response, "thanks for telling me your side, it's up to you whether to talk to her or not, just don't be the cause of her pain this time," she said lastly and left.

She looked at the time on her phone. With her eyes widening, she rushed out from the office and left the building.

Since recess wasn’t that long, the bell rang and everyone came back inside of their respective classrooms. A clapping sound can be heard in the front, “alright everyone, since we're already finished our finals, the hero department has their internships, now, our department has prepared also some of our own internships.

“It’s unusual,” Mitsuya mumbled in the school's corridor. It was around recess when he was standing there for a minute or three. He felt this unsettling feeling that he feels crawling on his skin. He couldn’t get the idea of it, instead, he just went back to the classroom and probably slept on his desk.

Akagi on the side immediately stood up and rushed on Yuno and Mitsuya, ”so, what are you gonna fill up as?” he inquired. Yuno placed his hand on his chin, trying to think what to choose. “Hmm, it’s kind of difficult to choose,” he turned his head onto Mitsuya and asked, “What are you gonna fill the form as?”

All of you are assigned in different locations in group of 4, in different locations in japan, you must fill out these forms, we will be dividing you 4 based on the similarities of your forms that you will be filling it up,” the teacher gave the forms in the front and passed it on the back, “the payments are all free, all we need is your parent’s consents to finalize the process. And remember, this limited internship will serve as your midterms in your 2nd semester, we won’t be using written works in the meantime since we will be looking at your real-life performances. Good luck to all of you, don’t worry, a lot of these things will happen in your future years during highschool, so go all out on your wants .”

Without any questions, he wrote down something, the two looked closer to see what he just wrote on his form.

Photography.

“Eh?! Really? That’s so unlike you—”

A vein popped out from his forehead, “it’s none of your business glasses,” he growled.

The trio passed their papers and waited for their teachers, and mostly everyone in the class passed their forms, “the parents' consent form will be given after school but first, we will be giving you guys some groups based on your filled out forms, If one of you won’t get to be allowed to go, we can make a few adjustments. The trio literally sticked to one another, not that he was complaining but he is rather relieved to begin with, who knows if he gets paired to the other kids in the room, it will hopefully happen something drastic. Everyone knows that he was the son of the country’s number two hero, Dynamight, after the annual sports festival.

The last member was unexpected, It was a girl. The girl looked at the trio who was also looking at her, immediately her face turned red and covered her face with her hands, “don’t look at me at the same time, i got tense up pretty badly,” she lowly said enough for the trio to look away.

“Our bad,” they synced.

When he was on his way home, he happened to be waiting in his dad’s office, he was leaning on the wall beside his door, and waited.

Without any hesitation, mistuya opened the door to see his dad, sitting on the chair with loads of papers stacked on top of each other. “Sucks to be you I guess,” he commented.

A lump on his throat when heard his son’s voice, he shifted his eyes on him while Mitsuya was just wandering in his office. The atmosphere was so thick that both of them almost choked on it. Mitsuya first broke the silence, “how was your plan going?” he asked.

“It’s been good, just couple of talking will suffice enough”

Mitsuya paused and looked at bakugou who was intently looking at the paper, he shifted his eyes back on his tracks and gave a reply, “that’s good i guess, and i think i have to go,” he turned and went to the door,”see you old man”,then he left the office room. Bakugou sighed loudly as he turned his seat on the huge glass panel he had behind him that shows the entire Musutafu City.

“The hell I'm gonna do,” he mumbled.

end of pt.8

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[nerves-nebula]

Ok I've already talked about how your Donnie is just like me fr but Splinter taking all of his things really made me actually think about how my parents would threaten to do the same. I haven't thought about it in a long while but my parent's go to punishment was to threaten to throw away all of my things. They never actually went through with it but there were times when my dad would take a big trash bag and start putting my things in it. All the while my little child self (age 4-12) would be screaming and crying and pulling on him until he would "give in" (they never planned to actually take anything, just traumatize me) and dump everything out on my bed.

It also reminded me of how my mom would go into my room when she was pissed at me and throw shit around. Like, if there was stuff on my floor or on my window seat she would toss it every where, specifically on my bed. She mostly did this if she wanted me to clean my room, because in her mind if she made an even bigger mess then I'd have to clean it up. Jokes on her though because nowadays cleaning my room brings me so many negative emotions that I avoid doing it at all costs. So I forever live in filth >:)

Sorry for rambling but your post really just made me stop and think about how messed up that was. Because for years I thought that all parents must do that from time to time. And since mine never went through with it it must not actually be bad. So it was pretty nice to have someone call out that shitty behavior. Thanks bestie (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

what is it with moms and traumatizing you into living in filth?? my mom did that too, though not so much later on (she got too busy to care I think) but she'd get really, really mad and be like "ok FINE I'LL DO IT FOR YOU" and rummage through our room "cleaning" for us but really just moving everything around and getting annoyed when we told her to stop cause she didn't know where things belonged/which things were important.

and obviously she'd say then WE should clean our room but like,,, we don't care about it being dirty. you're the one making up this whole issue ??

and its not like HER room was even that much cleaner than ours fasfashdhughdugs

anyway, i've gotten more into like, the ABUSE abuse in this AU recently, but there's a reason I called it neglected turtles and not abused turtles (other than TMNT acronym). i think a lot of the stuff im talking about here happens and people don't recognize it as the abuse it is. i personally relate to the label of neglect more, cause as much as the stuff my parents DID do sucked, a lot of the situation had to do with what they DIDN'T do.

we had food, but weren't always fed. we had bathrooms but weren't really taught hygiene. we had books and could read, but weren't taught the days of the week or the order of the months. and yet we were expected to fully know all of these things anyway.

and i think that's abusive, yes, but i feel like its abusive the way pretending to throw out your kids stuff is abusive. or yelling at them and tossing around their shit is abusive. which is to say, not technically bad enough on its own to get you taken away or anything, but certainly deeply damaging in a way i don't see talked about a lot. so im talking about it. cause its my blog and i want to!

AHH but now I'M the one rambling. idk if what I'm trying to say here makes sense haha, but even if every parent did that from time to time it'd still be shitty.

[autisticandroids]

tw mentions of transphobia homophobia racism and bullying, here's my ramble

what if i cant make amends? i made amends before, i fucked up with the person again, i fucked up , badly, i acted bigotted and i regret it now, for real this time. and i decided at that time to cut that person off from my life. simply because keeping that cycle of "im sorry, i fuck up again" was unhealthy. i think that making amends with people is needed if and only if the person comes to you for explanation - and apologies.

i think about bojack horseman's apologies episode - but he ended up hurting everyone. it's not because he simply didnt mean it - but also because he showed up, impromptuly, in the life of people he hurt and didn't want to hear about him, ever.

now to say i fucked up as badly as him - but the guilt i feel is there, and this impresion of "what the fuck are you doing back in my life, go away' the people we hurt in the past have - is real.

the internet crowd also - wouldn't be happy about making a donation to a cause. for example - imagine you used to act transphobic or homophobic or racist, and you decide to make a donation to an association. no matter the amount, people will say "you're just performing" or "what, only x dollars? arent you (job)?"

that's why attonement feels impossible, no matter what you do, it's not possible to feel 100 percents healed from the past, because you never will.

voicing your regrets, striving for the best, treating the next people better, being kinder isn't ignoring closure from the past.it's quite moving on from it. i know pretty much so many people who told me they wouldn't want to deal with me again because of views i had, actions i made in the past. with those situations, how am i supposed to "atone for my sins" where i must respect the boundaries those people set, aka "get out from my life"? i can only carry regret in me.

it's good to note that i made those awful life choices when i was between age 17 and 19, i have identity disturbance problems and acted like a sponge to bad influences. getting cancelled is something i fear but that i'd honestly roll with "yeah that just happened, i'm sorry for everything" which is honestly the bare minimum - but at the same time, you can never ever appease everyone.

i remember once someone who bullied me apologized to me, i felt nothing. so when someone fucks up badly, making amends is useless, it's just self serving, because what tells that the victim will actually accept your apology? what if it sinks them down further?

i don't know how comfortable i am answering this ask. it asks me to solve a problem that i'm not really qualified to solve, or frankly able to solve with the information you've given me. i am just a rando on the internet and you should not be treating me as an authority figure.

that said, you are clearly in the middle of the kind of anxious death spiral that is both destructive to yourself and useless for any kind of self-improvement, so... my attempt is under the cut.

i mean, you have to seriously consider whether an attempt to apologize will do anything for the other person - maybe it will, maybe it won't, that's on a case by case basis. i'm not the person to ask about that. i do think in most cases that a properly non-self-centered apology probably won't hurt. but that's just my opinion, i'm not god. it's something you have to decide for yourself. i don't peddle redemption arcs.

but primarily like. the thing you need to do is learn your lesson and then Move On Dot Org. don't wallow, just learn, accept, and live with. it actually doesn't benefit anyone for you to hurt yourself.

now, obviously, there are some things you can do which i think should bar you from being or having certain types of authority.

for a rather small, petty example, i can think of one person i know who was a bully in high school and deeply regretted it, but then got deeply into the "callout witch hunt" side of tumblr social justice and replicated their old bullying behaviors pretty closely, but this time just in a way where they could have it fit with their code of ethics. so like, "i believe i have the right to decide who should be harassed over a callout" is a kind of authority to grant yourself, and i am kind of ambivalent on anyone having that authority, but also specifically That person should not have had it, because they just used it to satisfy their desire to put other people down in a "more ethical" way.

so like. it is more effective to strip yourself of certain types of authority than to punish yourself. if you don't have the right to decide whether people deserve cruelty, you cannot be cruel to them. but this is not a punishment, it's simply a loss of certain privileges.

and things like "being happy," "having friends," "having a nice time playing video games" are all rights you shouldn't have taken away as a result of past behavior. but "presenting yourself as an authority on a topic," "being involved with one specific person," and "making money off your reputation online" are all privileges you might potentially want to strip yourself of if your past behavior showed that you can't be trusted with them. again, this is not a punishment, and is not intended to induce misery - it is simply a reasonable precaution.

and also, with respect to being cancelled or not - do not worry about this. that doesn't really have anything to do with you. get thicker skin. if someone tries to cancel you and they are more popular than you, you will be cancelled. if they are less popular than you, they will be cancelled. whether a cancellation is successful is purely a product of social power and is unrelated to morals. my recommendation is to make peace with the fact that if you live your life in public people will sometimes hate you. this is their problem, but also it's their right. you can't stop them and i would go so far as to say you shouldn't try. they can't do anything to you unless they doxx you, which probably won't happen unless you're really famous. or they can take your internet income stream away if you have one. the best way to defend against this is to have a real job.

[boyinafandom]

YOU

Part 1

Song of this installment

Yes I’m bringing this 2020 banger back SHHHH

This is technically an au

In this au there are:

•Toby, still has Tourette's, although barely mentioned when in his pov because he's used to it and tunes it out now

•he still has his canon mental illnesses don’t worry

•he has no cheek scar-he has a lot of freckles though, that he covered in the first story with makeup, because it’s an easy thing to identify him with.

•his family isn’t dead, he’s just fucking crazy or sum idk (this is subject to change though? When i find lore, because in most cases psychopathy is made from child abuse-although it is believed that it may be genetically passed so…)

•reader is trans ftm (read part one for like context in there transition) not apart of the au but im TIRED AND SICK OF THE STRAIGHT FEMALE Y/N WE NEED MORE TRANS REP

TRIGGER WARNINGS

•kidnapping

•implied that someone (and everyone) Y/N knows and works with is now dead

• torture 

•manipulation

•MOMMM TOBYS BEING A MINDLESS HEARTLESS CRAZED FREAK AGAIN

Summary

It’s been about a three years since the whole “clock em over the the head and tie him up in your basement” incident, you thought it was over.

You were sorely mistaken.

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Y/N’S pov

I changed jobs, moved away,changed my name for the 6th time in my life time(while only being 27). Started over. AGAIN. Because I’m incapable of keeping the creeps away.

.

.

.

I don’t know why I didn’t kill him like I did the others.

You know, usually, when the restraining order doesn’t work, instead of telling the police, you take matters into your own hands,but he’s slippery, more then I thought, he got away, how could I have let this happen, now look at me?

Locked in a basement, and cold, uncomfortably dry basement, waiting for who I can only assume to be the man I thought I so blissfully got away from (and almost managed to kill) a few years back.

And now that I say all this. You must be deeply confused, so allow me to explain.

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September 4th 2024

12:34 AM

It’s freezing, and my makeup is starting to come off, thankfully I brought my mask. Why is this place still going on this late anyway? I mean, I get wanting a good midnight scare, (I work as a scare acter now) but it’s a freezing September night, the only people who are showing up are drunk…and..shit..someone is coming, ok- got to get into position

I borrow myself into the corn field..and wait

…

…

…

AND SUDDENLY I LEAP OUT AT THEM WITH A SCREAM

Dowsing them in fake blood and landing on top of them…I was not meant to land on them…shit..

I hear an audible groan

“Oh shit I’m sorry man! That was not meant to happen-“

“Naw man it’s fine-“

He sounds vaguely familiar,but who doesn’t,right?

I get off him, and he starts to get up

Shit I wasn’t supposed to break character, I then feel my alarm go off in my pocket..

My shift ended?? Then what is this guy doing here?

He smiles at me a wide..sharp toothed smile..

“What’s the alarm for?”

“My shift ended, it’s close time. What are you doing this far out?if I may ask?”

“You may, and I got here about an hour ago. I made it this far out because I…don’t actually know..?”

He does a full 360* turn and looks heavily confused, like he knew what he signed up for, but doesn’t know how he got where he is now.

“You uh..want me to walk you back?”

His neck jerks and he says a fast yes, clicking his tongue and stuttering

“You uh..good?”

Either he’s a tweaker he has tics, please god don’t be a fucking tweaker.

“So..why’d you come out this late?”

I say, since he completely ignored my question

“Hm..? Oh uh-? Just felt bored”

His hand jerks

It’s hard to see in the heavy lack of light. If it wasn’t for the moon shining over us, I wouldn’t even be able to tell if he was a man or woman,but…he reeks of copper..

Copper..

“So..you work here? Or do you volunteer??”

He asks

“I uh…work here..also sorry, this walk will take a minute, this is the end of the scare trail after all”

I say with a chuckle

He looks at me

“What’s funny?”

“Hm?”

“You laughed, so what’s funny?”

I start to feel a prickle up my spine at the sudden change in demeanor,cold running up and down my body.

“Oh um..nothing sorry, just trying to break the tension that’s all..”

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At some point after light conversation we end up back on the well lit trail…and then I see his face. He’s covered in freckles, and fake blood and he has a..large scar on his eyebrow..

Odd

I cut rogers when I tried to get rid of him for good

Whatever

We keep waking and then I smell something, it reeks of copper and cigarette smoke, Jaden usually smelled like cigarette smoke..

It starts to click

I walk over to the source of the smell..

Then I see it, this blobbed red thing..

“Hey uh..I realized i never got your name”

The guy says

“Where did you get that scar..?”

I say without turning around, peering into the ditch trying to see if my suspicions were correct

“You.”

And then then I feel him, his hands on my face. a wet rag over my mouth and nose, I try to hold my breath and fight but I quickly start to lose air..and then I breath it in..and lose consciousness…

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And that kids,is how I got locked in this creeps basement…

Fuck I hope Charles ok…

Shh..I can hear movement upstairs

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TOBY’S POV

This is GREAT. I finally get to see you again-mostly because you were to dumb to recognize me, shame really, I thought you loved me tiger.

We’re in love! So how did you not recognize me????it’s fine I suppose, I already killed the bitch you replaced me with. I mean seriously??? A bleach blonde twink??? I am so much better than him.

So

Much

Better.

As I make my way down stares,to you,I kind of realize-that you,mhm you tiger-probably don’t recognize me. It’s a shame, you didn’t see to recognize me when we saw each other again.

I hope you didn’t forget about me.

I slowly creak the entrance to you’re sell (that I made just for you! By HAND, because I truly care about your comfort) and there you are, immediately on alert, jerking about in your seat, thrashing about.

“Your only gonna make it tighter,tiger, I’ll untie you soon, you just have to stop struggling and relax”

You stop,surprisingly, and try to find the source of my voice.

“MFGHH!! MFH MOH”

You bark at me, to bad your mouth is gagged, I’d love to hear what you have to say.

“Hm? What was that?”

I mutter with a smirk, walking over to my table, and picking up my flaying knife

You hear the metal clink, I hear the scared whine you make.

“You’re about to be in a lot of pain tiger. Too bad you deserve it.”

You start to cry. But you didn’t comfort me when I cried…because you weren’t there.

“Stop crying, it’s gonna get a lot worse,Y/N.”

I pull the cloth out of your mouth, and you immediately go silent, like a whine or even scream is born and killed in your throat, maybe you think your silence with get you off easy, but it won’t. So don’t bother.

“Don’t bother struggling.”

I stab into your top of you’re left thigh, bluntly and brutally, and you cry harder, screaming so loud your voice breaks.

“Mhm. Let me hear you pretty boy.”

I pull it a little farther out and watch the blood gush out of your thigh, you’re screaming and crying, not begging though.

“It doesn’t matter how loud you scream, no one can hear you, this place is sound proofed.”

You stop screaming, and then huff something out, it’s so quiet I can almost barely hear it like it’s taking up all of your strength.

“Yknow…you’re a pretty good actor….”

I can’t help but not laugh, I mean complementing me? Really? That’s not gonna get you out of this.

“Why are you laughing? What’s funny?”

You mutter

I quirked an eyebrow

“Oh nothing…”

I rake the blade into your thigh one more time, this time you only jerk your spine in response.

Now I’m never letting you go.

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I KNOW I SAID I WOULDNT MAKE A PART TWO BUT HERE IT IS. Eat up smucks:3

Also sorry that I’ve haven’t post a fic of any kind in like a month in a half, life likes to rake its nails down my back while licking my ear lobe lol

[theviceadmiralswife]

Interview with a vice admiral Yamakaji

Salute recruits and soldiers and good morning to New Marineford ⚓ ⚓⚓⚓⚓⚓

And welcome to this windy Wednesday in my studio 🎙  today none other then our most smiling vice admirals.... vice admiral Yamakaji,  welcome!

Yamakaji puffs out a cloud of cigar smoke,  nonchalant and  smiling as always.

Me >>>> Good morning Yamakaji how are you doing?<<<<

Yamakaji replies puffing on his cigar >>>>  I'm fine thank you. Its interesting indeed to be here <<<<

I chuckle at his complimentary remark >>> Glad you like it ready for the first question?<<<<

The bearly vice admiral nods in agreement.

I check my notes >>>> First question donated by my listener edward-d-sonata. What is your favourite hobby or free time occupation?

Yamakaji exhaled another blow of cigar smoke (I'm just glad that the ventilation is on) >>>> Isn't that the very same question you asked Stainless??? Is it all the same with your listener/reader? <<<<

I sigh this man is sharp >>> Yes it is, we know very little of you guys but we all love our marine men especially that crazy bunch of vice admirals so some questions are bound to be repeated. <<<

Yamakaji smiles increases >>>>  Well if that's the question the answer is  i like to craft in my free time. Mainly jewellery and little treasure boxes both from wood. Unless I need something for someone special.<<<

I have to grin I know where that is going >>> oh yeah I know which is by the way connected to question 2: Are you single ??<<<

He puffs on his cigar again >>> That was a question?<<< , he asked slightly embarrassed.

I nod>>> It was<<< He proudly smiles at me >>>> Well im engaged to be married!<<<< I chuckle i heard the news so I knew >>> congratulations Yamakaji to and your fiance y/n. When is the wedding on? So I assume you crafted something special for her<<<

He rubbed the beard on his chin >>> in 5 weeks exactly! And yes I did an angel necklace<<<

I clap my hands together >>> How beautiful and personal. It must look stunning on her. I know your fiance she's your secretary so... I can expect Dobermans and my official invitation in tomorrow's post???! <<<

Yamakaji laughed whole heartedly >>> You know her she's efficient and her timing is impeccable.<<<

I clear my throat the next question was tricky. As if Yamakaji could read my mind behind his cigar smoke. He asked furrowing his eyebrows >>> What is It? <<< I grumble >>> Well dont be offended. But your engagement happened after your defeat by Boa Hancock are these events related? I'm sooo sorry!<<<

His face became more serious and he blew some more cigar smoke across the room. Yamakaji chuckled >>> Doberman warned me off your sensory abilities,  tapping into others emotions <<< I ask surprised >>> He did ??? Oh brother <<<

Yamakaji chuckles >>> oh its not as bad as you think.... Dobermans chest swells with pride telling everyone about it, he said without flinching if you were trained as a marine you would have the most powerful supreme observations haki in the world, he believes it. <<<

I blush ☺ 😊 >>>  My oh my ...my husband better comes back from his latest assignment I think he needs extra spoils, but... back to business... <<< Yamakaji smiles at the comment made by his host before asking >>> so is your last question officially no 3?<< I nod eagerly >>> yes I make it question 3 are those 2 things related?<<<

He sighs deeply >>> Yes they are but not as you think. After i fell for Hancocks usual seductively devilfruit powers I considered to brake up my relationship with my then girlfriend y/n. How could I marry her if I fall for someone like Hancock?? My lovely y/n reminded me that these things happen and I should take the learning curve and 'suck it up butter cup' was her phrase. And her final words that a female pirate never could understand a real relationship nor marriage when love goes simply beyond just physical attraction. She said I'll make a fabulous husband and about 1 week later I proposed to her.<<<

Boom Micdrop 

I smirked >>> ok you are going to put her words to the test so. But aaaaaaaaw what a dote she must be, so unwavering. You two make a great team <<<

I nod approvingly >>> question 4 is related again... do you 2 plan on starting a family?<<

Yamakaji blushes ever so slightly before answering >>> indeed we do, a few weeks  after the wedding seems reasonable. I love children at least 4,  if I could have it my way but we will see what my leading lady has to say<><

I smile at him >>> that makes actually a nice question 5 if you have children,  would you want them to be marines???<<<<

Yamakaji contemplates his answer for a moment>>>> I wouldn't mind being a proud marine daddy but it will be up to  my future children if they wanted too. If I push to hard their future mother might send me in a time out.<<<, he laughs at his remark.

I laugh at that image in my head >>>> yeah you might want to avoid that. Question 6 What are your favourite foods, dishes drinks ??<

He chuckled >>> oh my interesting question ok first my favourite dish is cottage pie and I have to confess my love for pralines and tea...<<<

>> oh yeah I heard you and Comile are in a bit of a rivalry over tea vs coffee!<<<  I added.

He nodded>>>> yes we are, though I tell you now tea is superior. You can say it is also a hobby of mine<<<

I shrug my shoulders >>>> You know i cannot decide i drink both and Doberman will tell you not to force me to decide.<<<<

Yamakaji chuckles puffs out another cloud if cigar smoke. I continue >>> question 7 how did you end up being a marine <<

He exhaled >> Simple enough, my father was a marine , I'm the only one of all my siblings that followed in his footsteps.<<<

My face brightens up >> oh I'm a sucker for family tree's so question 8 what is your family like? <<<

He smiled while answering >>> I have to very loving parents even if my father is a high disciplinarian, I have 2 sisters and 3 brothers. A larger family and it is amazing. There is always someone there if you need<<<

I nodded satisfied >>> Question 9 oh my.... is sure from one of your female admirers...<<< I clear my throat >>>  What is your love language?<<<

Yamakaji blushed again >>>  I say I tend to combine gifts and quality time. People assume that gifts are purely materialistic but that isn't the case its a very one sided way of thinking.<<<

I smile he gave a sensitive and emotional answer >>> question 10 at the top of my head would you and your bride consider giving an interview together as newly weds, maybe giving advice to freshly married couples?!<<<

He smiles and nods >>> Of course we will and I'll bring some special tea for this occasion !<<

I laugh >>> fantastic its settled so. Thanks for today's interview Yamakaji <<

He smiles >> pleasure was all mine <<<

I grin >>> as for the next interview I will leave it up for my listeners/readers to decide which vice admiral is desired oh and previously interviewed vice admirals are fair game too. So sound of the comments loud and clear. Have a good day you all<<

[bungoustraypups]

🎶😭👩‍💻 for the ask game

we need more snippet ask games OPEN

(for future reference if anyone sends in ask memes pls specify which one they came from cries im having a time going back n figuring out where these came from)

🎶 share a happy moment. ANY happy moment. You must have ONE.

from chapter 11 of dog days are over, AKA the wedding chapter

Ougai slides the ring onto Yukichi's finger, still trembling, but managing to do it in the first try anyway. As he looks back up at Yukichi, that bright, beaming smile appearing on his face once again, a matching smile spreads across Yukichi's face as well as they hear Natsume speak again: "And now, having proclaimed your love and commitment to one another in the eyes of these loved ones, and with the power vested in me, I am finally happy to pronounce you, husband and husband. You may kiss!" And though he says it, both Yukichi and Ougai stop listening after the official pronouncement, because they are only focused on each other at that moment. As soon as the words are spoken, Yukichi wraps his arms around Ougai's waist, then leans forward, pulls him close, and kisses him, deeply, passionately, barely noticing how the taste of salt from both of their happy tears mingles with the taste of his husband's- his husband's- lips, as he is only focused on this moment between them, on how Ougai's arms wrap around his shoulders, how his hands gently curl into Yukichi's hair. And nothing else matters to Yukichi and Ougai Fukuzawa, except for each other, and the beautiful promise of the life they are building, and have built, together.

😭 share a snippet that will break our hearts

i was tempted to do The Scene(TM) from dog days are over but i went with this snip instead! from the hateful eight chapter 2.4 - shed blood

Fumiko stands up, her legs wobbling as though she has forgotten how to use them since she's been sitting against the wall. As soon as he notices the dangerous tremble in her legs, Osamu rushes forward faster, gathering Fumiko in his arms as she collapses against him, wraps her arms around his midsection, and lets out a terrible, anguished wail. "He killed him, Pa!" She says in a choked sob, curling her hands into fists against his back as Osamu, too, squeezes her tight in a hug of comfort and protection both. "He killed him, he killed Kona!" Feeling his heart shattering into thousands of sharp, painful pieces, Osamu bites down hard on his lip to keep himself from crying for the time being, curling his upper body around Fumiko as he gently presses his hand to the back of her head, holding her close to his chest, threading his fingers through her fiery red hair. Bright red yew berries - sorrow, they whisper through her tears - and dark green leaves blossom all throughout her hair, but they lack the typical spiky exterior of their naturally-occurring wild brethren; Fumiko's ability can affect how the flowers and plants themselves grow, and Osamu has no doubt that's what's happening here. Even in her despair, she doesn't want to hurt someone she loves, and someone who loves her just as much. That is far more than Osamu can say about himself, at least. "I know, baby," Osamu finally murmurs to his daughter, still holding her close and tight. "I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry." It's all he can do and say for the time being. He knows that, right now, nothing he does will be able to soothe the pain, anger, guilt, and sorrow within her, but he at least has to try. That is his job as her father, after all, and right now, she needs him to do it to the fullest more than ever before.

👩‍💻 share a snippet that you worked on for a long time or struggled with

from next contestant, my most recent fic and fukumori oneshot

"Never seen you around here before," the voice of a stranger says. Since he has no impressions he needs to be making here, Ougai doesn't fight the urge to curl his lip, wrapping his fingers tightly around the glass of the drink Yukichi got for him a while ago. He doesn't drink much normally, especially not liquor or anything that's not dessert wine, but he figured it wouldn't be a problem for him to indulge just a little tonight. Hopefully, it doesn't end up working against him. "I don't make it a habit to visit places I dislike often." Hopefully the other man takes the hint from Ougai's tone and leaves him alone, but he can tell from the laughter which comes from him that it hasn't been noticed (or, if it has, it's been ignored). Noticing no visible change in the man's demeanor, Ougai adopts an even more unimpressed expression; if looks could kill, this stranger would be dead ten times over, but sadly for everyone involved, they cannot, and he remains breathing. If he wanted to, Ougai could very easily end this man's life, right here, right now, but considering he's out in a public bar far outside of Port Mafia-controlled territory, and therefore at risk of bringing unnecessary attention to himself and everyone associated with him (including his partner), that would be a foolish move, to say the least. In theory, he could also get Yukichi's attention fairly quickly if he wanted to, even without violence, but he's hesitant to do that. This was his idea, after all, and the last thing Ougai wants to do is make him feel guilty for a situation he had no control over to start with. Instead, he decides to take a more commonly used and less homicidally violent approach. His next words are tense, growled out from between his teeth: "I also don't make it a habit to speak to men in bars I'm unfamiliar with."

[multifanderwrites]

| Previous Scene- Off To Mustafar |

TW: Darth Vader (yes, that’s its own trigger warning. Y’all know what happens in that scene), mentions of the sequel trilogy (yes, that’s a trigger! I was very angry at the time of writing this!), the usual unreliable narrator shit but it’s Anakin and Katniss this time… bc Matthew Stover]

{Mustafar, Separatist Base}

(Darth Vader stands before a hologram projector, switching it on. He contacts his master, who appears in the hologram. The young man speaks) “The Separatists have been taken care of, my master.”

[

it’s literally never finished with you, dude. YOU SOMEHOW CAME BACK!!! FML!!] *Darth Sidious, in hologram* “It is finished then. You have restored peace and justice to the galaxy.” [bitch, where?] “Send a message to the ships of the Trade Federation. All droid units must shut down immediately.”

(Vader nods) “Very good, my lord.” (The call ends. Vader is alerted to the sound of beeping. He looks at the screen to his left, sees the Naboo skiff coming. This is immediately concerning to him. Anakin explicitly stated that Padmè was supposed to wait for him to return! But oh well. Maybe he missed the birth of his children?: oh no. I’m too late)

{Naboo Skiff, Cockpit}

(Padmè is anxious, but for the sake of her backer and her sister in law… she hides the fear. C-3P0 safely lands the skiff onto the landing pad. Padmè takes a moment, then catches sight of her husband through the window of the ship. At that moment, Anakin takes off his hood and bolts to the landing pad. Padmè opens the hatch of the ship. But before she leaves, she turns to the other two women onboard) “Unless something happens… I need you both to stay in here.”

(Lucy nods) “Padmè.” (A beat. Then, Lucy hugs her friend tightly) “Good luck.” [😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭]

“Thank you, Lucy.” (In a sudden twist… Padmè’s eyes widen. She whispers in Lucy’s ear…) *ily, I’m gonna die* “I remember this.” (Before Lucy can say anything, Padmè hugs Katniss tightly, then says…) “Watch after 3P0.”

(Katniss and Lucy watch as Padmè runs out of the skiff. Katniss senses that presence again, and this time… she’s certain. Because she’d know that strong sense of morality anywhere… but she’s determined to protect her brother, and she’s willing to do that by any means necessary. She just hopes she doesn’t have to do any harm)

{Landing Pad}

(As Anakin reaches the skiff, Padmè runs out. Upon impact, Anakin encircles his arms around his wife. He can feel the way she’s trembling as she hugs him back) “I saw your ship.” (He pulls back, but he keeps his hands on her waist to keep her close) *giving me itty bitty butterflies in my tummy and sunshine in my heart… again… hopefully for the last time* “What are you doing out here?”

“I was so worried about you. Obi-Wan told me terrible things.”

(This causes Anakin to become deeply suspicious) “What things?”

“He said… you’ve turned to the Dark Side. That you… killed younglings.” [honey… you remember the sand people. Which he regretted immediately]

(Anakin sighs) “Obi-Wan is trying to turn you against me.”

(Padmè shakes her head) “No. He cares about us.”

*im sorry?!!!!!!!* “Us?”

“He knows. He wants to help you.” (Relieved, Anakin smiles at his wife)

[🥺🥺🥺🥺 why u smiling like that? My heart can’t take it. None of us can take it. You murdered people. Why? What is this fuckery? WHAT WAS THE REASON, HAYDEN?!] (Padmè is starting to remember, little by little, what happened in the original timeline. And while she’s not looking forward to the pain, she knows that she’s going to be proven right again… thanks to the babies who are inside her) “Anakin… all I want is your love.”

*they say I did something bad* “Love won’t save you, Padmè.” [😞😞😞😞😞😞] *then why’s it feel so good* “Only my new powers can do that.”

*hey… we win* “At what cost? You’re a good person. Don’t do this.”

*most fun I’ve ever had* “I won’t lose you the way I lost my mother.” (There’s a dangerous look in Anakin’s eyes now) *and I’d do it over and over and over again if I could* “I am becoming more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of.” [oh. This is a meme too, believe it or not. Reddit, you need to calm down. You need to just stop. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh! Okay. Back your regularly scheduled programming… which isn’t technically programming] *it just felt so good* “And I’m doing it for you. To protect you.” (He feels another presence… one that makes him feel calm, safe… but also more concerned) “You brought Katniss here?”

“Anakin, she wanted to come.” (Padmè runs her hands over his hair) “She wants to help you too.”

(He nods) “I need to help her. Remember? Now I can. I’m just powerful enough to bring our worlds together. District Thirteen could be walking distance now.” [ah, yes. Arrogance. We love to see it]

“Ani… come away with me. Help me raise our children. Leave everything else behind while we still can.”

“Don’t you see? We don’t have to run away anymore. I have brought peace to the Republic.” [dude. The Republic doesn’t exist anymore] “I am more powerful than the chancellor.” [yes. However, I have to point out: he’s the emperor now] “I can overthrow him.” [yes! But not for like twenty four years. 🤫 Also, I have a rematch planned. That’s why it’s called Rise of Skywalker. Because you rise from the dead! But not like a zombie, ya know? More on that later] (Anakin doesn’t have a plan yet, but he knows he’s going to do everything in his power to manifest the things he’s saying. Regardless of how Padmè is reacting) “And together, you and I can rule the galaxy, make things the way we want them to be!” [added because are you kidding me? I want someone to write the AU because I can’t! I only like writing the canon!] “And when that’s done…” (The look on Anakin’s face is pure madness)

”… we‘ll help Katniss kill Snow.” [boy, do I have news for you! Ha!]

(Padmè backs away, this time with much more certainty than the first time. Yes, she remembers what came after this point- she watched from the afterlife- but even so… she completely forgot how far gone her husband was at this point) *I know you’ll save our son* “I don’t believe what I’m hearing. Obi-Wan was right. You’ve changed.”

[oh yeah. This is also somehow a meme. Speaking of “somehow”! he’s not the only one who’s gonna somehow return! 🤫🤭. I just wanted to remind you guys that this shit is canon according to Disney. You privileged fucks. Did you understand that reference?] “I don’t want to hear any more about Obi-Wan.” (Padmè backs away even further as Anakin snarls…) “The Jedi turned against me. Don’t you turn against me!”

*I may have sort of, kind of went behind your back and started a rebellion* “I don’t know you anymore. Anakin… you’re breaking my heart. You’re going down a path I can’t follow.” [MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YALL NEVER STOP WITH THESE MEMES?!!!! JEE-MUH-NATTIE!]

“Because of Obi-Wan?” [ARE YOU SERIOUS, YOU GUYS?!!!! THIS LINE TOO?!! COME ON! THERE ARE OTHER LINES TO MAKE INTO MEMES! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS! THIS INTERRUPTS THE FLOW SO MUCH!]

“Because of what you’ve done. What you plan to do.” (On Anakin, growling as he sees Obi-Wan standing at the top of the ramp in the skiff) *Padmè OC* “Stop! Stop now. Come back.” (Lucy watches from the cockpit) [im so sorry. I’m so fucking sorry] “I love you.”

(At this moment, Anakin feels hurt. Maybe the chancellor was right about Padmè hiding something. After all… he could see it in her eyes, no mistake about that)

[guys. Calm down with the memes. Jesus Christ] *go to hell Nancy* [fuck! Yes, I decided to foreshadow Steve Harrington here! Leave me alone! For some reason, Steve and Anakin have similar vibes!] “Liar!”

(Padmè turns, sees Obi-Wan coming down the ramp) “No!”

“You’re with him!” (Anakin puts his right hand out in front of his wife, beginning to choke her through the Force out of pure rage) “You brought him here to kill me!”

{Tardis}

(On Dorothy, gasping at the sight of her older brother acting so unlike himself)

{Naboo Skiff}

(Lucy is absolutely mortified by the scene outside, wanting to run out to stop Anakin. But she can’t. She’s in just as much danger now) *susan!!!* “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

{Landing Pad}

(Anakin catches sight of Lucy in the window of the cockpit, but the anger within him is only growing stronger now. Team Mix-In- except for Katniss, Dorothy, Naomi- yes, even her- and the Doctor- are now guilty by their association with Obi-Wan. Out of those four people, Anakin is certain that Katniss is the least guilty of them all. Because he’s never forgotten what she told him: Pan thinks that she’s a flight risk. And the thought of Pan makes Anakin’s anger rise even further [bro!!!! THE WINDPIPES OF YOUR WIFE! STOP IT! OMG! DO NOT DAEMYRA THIS SHIT!!! THINK RATIONALLY!] The sound of Obi-Wan’s voice somehow reminds him of who this is) “Let her go, Anakin!”

*choking* “Ani.”

(Obi-Wan is all the way down the ramp) “Let… her… go!”

(The sound of Padmè whimpering in extreme pain is just enough to make Anakin see what he’s doing: hurting his own wife. He immediately lets her go, watching her drop to the ground. She’s now unconscious. His heart shatters in his chest as he realizes that he’s done it again! And like before, he really, truly didn’t mean to. But the damage is done. He looks at Obi-Wan, furious) “You turned her against me!” [and surprise surprise… this is a fucking meme too!]

(Obi-Wan looks at his old apprentice) “You have done that yourself!”

(Anakin paces, dropping his robe on the ground) “You will not take her from me!”

(Obi-Wan removes his robe as well, allowing it to fall to the ground) “Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.” (On Anakin, glancing up at the top of the ramp. Concern grows in his eyes as he sees a newcomer in this pre duel confrontation) *Obi-Wan OC* “You have allowed this… Dark Lord to twist your mind, until now… now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.” [Motherfucker. Another meme]

“Don’t lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the Dark Side as you do.” (Anakin’s eyes soften now, but he still feels threatened. Not by Katniss, of course. After all, he can sense the worry and fear inside of her. Now, he wants nothing more than to guard her from the real threat) “Little bird.” (He holds out his hand) [is this poetry? Nah, fam. It’s not like that scene in TLJ. That’s absolutely not what’s happening here. Stop it] “Come here. Get away from him. He’s going to turn you against me.”

(Katniss shakes her head) “Anakin… I am not against you.”

(He feels hope) “Good.”

“But this is too far. You can’t do this. I know you’re in there. I can feel you in there. Palpatine isn’t trying to help you. He’s trying to turn you into something you’re not-“

“This is who I’ve always been.” (He goes to walk towards her, but Katniss immediately takes out an arrow. And, if that wasn’t enough, she aims for his shoulder) “That frightens you? Good. I’ll teach you how to use your fear.” [boi. You’re gonna teach her some shit. This ain’t it though, fam. Also, she’s gonna teach you some shit. I’m literally so excited for everyone to see it] “I can sense the Dark Side in you, Katniss. It’s strong. But as long as you’re near your father, you aren’t safe! He’ll torture you like he tortured me!”

{Tardis}

(All eyes on Pan, increasingly suspicious. The Doctor realizes that…) “You were trying to protect Katniss?”

(The lost boy rolls his eyes) “Why is everyone surprised that I care about my children?”

*catherine Tate intensifies* “I’m sorry. Have you met you?”

(But the Doctor is very upset) “That is no way to protect your children. You just couldn’t resist some good old fashioned villain nostalgia, could you?”

{Landing Pad}

(Anakin, still feeling threatened by Obi-Wan, is desperate to bring his sister to his side. He can sense the hatred within her; the anger; the fear; the pain; the loneliness; the confusion; the uncertainty and unease of the situation. All of these things are so easy for Anakin to sense and understand, and he wants more than anything to help Katniss turn to the Dark Side. [dude! That sounds awesome but it also sounds terrible! The world doesn’t need to see an evil Mockingjay] But she’s still aiming at his shoulder, so he can’t get his wish) “Put down the arrow, and come to me. I’ll protect you from Obi-Wan. I know he’s trying to turn you against me… but I believe you’re smarter than that. You’re stronger… better-“

“I don’t know what to believe at this point!”

(Obi-Wan looks to Katniss, making sure that he doesn’t appear to her as the enemy) “Katniss… you said you believe there is good in him. Perhaps you’re right… but if you release that arrow… what will you become?”

(That brings Katniss back to reality. What happens next is practically an act of betrayal to Anakin: the Mockingjay puts her arrow away… and stands beside Obi-Wan. Anakin feels as though he’s drowning, every second that passes feels like another person turning away from him. Out of pure anger and hatred, he tries to use the Force to pull his sister away from the bearded Jedi… but it doesn’t work. And he realizes…) “Pan cast a spell on you!”

(Katniss shakes her head) “No. I cast a spell on myself.”

“Someday, you’ll change your mind. You’ll join me. And then the real work begins. The war in Panem will end… and we’ll do what I did here.”

(Katniss is terrified now, unable to recognize her brother) “And what have you done?”

(Unable to look at Obi-Wan, Anakin turns around. He doesn’t see his old master checking on Padmè’s pulse) “I’ve brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire.”

(Padmè still has a pulse, but Obi-Wan doesn’t like what he just heard) “Your new empire?”

“Don’t make me kill you.”

[oh my god! We don’t need more memes! I can’t believe I just said that] “Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic. To democracy!”

(Katniss feels Anakin’s pain, and Anakin is able to feel hers too. That’s why he feels his heart shattering when he says…) “If you’re not with me… then you’re my enemies.”

“Anakin-“

“You’re either with me or you’re against me! There is no middle ground!” [but there is a high ground]

(Obi-Wan takes out his lightsaber) [you guys. I’m gonna lose it] “Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.”

“You will try.”

(Katniss is not willing to be a simple bystander. However, she knows that it’s not a very fair fight. She might have been in a few lightsaber fights… but she’s only ever been in them with her brother by her side. And now… he’s the opponent… and that’s why she’s scared to fight him. And while it’s not going to be just her against her former ward… she’s still unsure about the odds being in her favor. So when the lightsabers come on, she immediately gets her bow ready- special ability feature on- and watches her brother do a backflip towards Obi-Wan. Anakin is fast with his swordsmanship, and Obi-Wan is able to hold his own against each strike. Katniss doesn’t know if or when she’ll get her shot to step in, wanting to save her brother from stepping down the road of darkness, but she knows she has to be careful. But little does she know: Anakin has absolutely no intention of fighting his sister. However, he is willing to do anything to get her away from this battle so she doesn’t get hurt because of him. He’s already done enough damage to the person he loves the most… the woman he turned to the Dark Side for in the first place. And it’s that thought that makes Anakin even more angry, kicking Obi-Wan backwards. But the fight has only begun)

{Emperor’s Office, The Senate Building}

(In walks Yoda, who immediately attracts the attention of the red guards at the entrance. The old man simply knocks them out with the Force. The emperor turns in his chair, facing Yoda, who says…) “I hear a new apprentice, you have, Emperor. Or should I call you Darth Sidious?”

*disappointment* “Master Yoda… you survived.”

“Surprised?”

(Sidious grimaces) “Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda.” [dude. You belong in a zoo… because you’re a fucking hippo! Like a hypocrite? I’ll let myself out] “Now, you will experience the full power of the Dark Side.” [is it as bad as your breath?] (Sidious zaps at Yoda with his Force lightning! The elderly green man is thrown into the wall behind him, unconscious… but is he really? It’s a fair question)

{Separatist Base, Mustafar}

(Anakin Skywalker and his old master Obi-Wan Kenobi are still in their duel with Katniss Everdeen not too far behind. The fight is headed towards the main control center, where they reach a narrow hallway. In this hallway, they are unable to avoid slicing the walls around them. Katniss waits until the sparks are no longer flying to follow them. Inside of the center, the corpses of the Separatist leaders are still in their places. Katniss feels intensely afraid now… but that only makes her brother feel more pride, though he can’t deny that he’s feeling worried about her mental well being. Especially when he catches glimpses of her memories concerning the ruins of District Twelve, which prompts Anakin to move away from Obi-Wan and physically push his sister towards the exit. She resists, using her bow to hold off his lightsaber. They struggle for a moment, and Anakin speaks) “You have a death wish, little bird. Get out of here!”

(She grunts and kicks him off of her) “I’m not leaving you again!” (The duel between brother against brother continues. Katniss is certain of one thing: Obi-Wan needs to survive this battle… but so does Anakin)

{Emperor’s Office, The Senate Building}

(The office is now occupied by two men: Darth Sidious and Jedi Grandmaster Yoda, who is still on the floor. Sidious cackles as he walks towards the elder man) [this is also a meme. This… I… guys… this is too far] “I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend.” (Unbeknownst to Sidious, Yoda has opened one eye. The cackling continues as Master Yoda stands, but the Sith Lord carries on with his gloating) “At last, the Jedi are no more.” [not my gif

I said fuck off. I’m funny. I like being funny. Leave me alone]

“Not if anything to say about it, I have.” (With the power of the Force, Yoda yeets Darth Sidious backwards. The Sith Lord is knocked over in an embarrassing position. I’d even go as far to say that I… no. I don’t see France. My bad. Be a badass, Yoda) “At an end, your rule is.” (As Sidious stands, Yoda prepares for another attack) “And not short enough it was.” (He blocks his opponent’s exit, then moves to take out his lightsaber) “If so powerful you are… why leave?”

(Yoda ignites his weapon. Sidious is gleeful) “You will not stop me. Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us.” [for the sake of my ovaries the universe… you better hope not!]

(And that’s when Sidious ignites his red blade. Yoda is certain of his next words…) “Faith in your new apprentice… misplaced may be.” (A lightsaber twirl) “As is your faith in the Dark Side of the Force.” (And the duel begins. Like a chihuahua, Yoda is tiny… but mighty. With each attack, it seems like Sidious is enjoying himself even more. Seriously, dude. Are you sitting on a feather? You’re laughing… an egregious amount. I’m a little worried)

{Control Center, Mustafar}

(Anakin grabs Obi-Wan’s throat with his mechanical hand, forcing his opponent onto his back. He attempts to put his blade towards his neck… but that’s when Anakin senses his sister behind him. He turns to look at her… but that’s his mistake. Obi-Wan literally kicks Anakin’s ass, forcing him to roll over. Katniss gets up on the table, standing on the other side of Darth Sidious’s new apprentice) “Anakin-“

(He immediately goes towards her, tackling her to the floor. To the surprise of himself and her, he makes this fight even. No lightsaber, just pure physical attack… and yet, these attacks seem too held back. At any moment, Anakin could easily end the life of Katniss in the blink of an eye… but he doesn’t. He hesitates, but that doesn’t mean he’s not causing damage. The hesitation allows her to escape… but only for a moment. He then pushes his sister up against the wall [i wish that were me… but in a loving way, you know? Like… soft], holding his arm up against her chest) “You have three choices: join me, leave, or die.”

“You’re not gonna kill me. I know you won’t.”

“Really? What makes you think that?”

[oh my god. I’m so fucking sorry] “Because you don’t have that look in your eye.”

“What look?!”

“The same one Peeta had when he tried to kill me.”

(At the mention of that name, Anakin becomes more protective. She’s right, he can’t kill her. But the rage is still strong enough to blind him) “He’ll pay for what he did to you-“

(With that distraction, Katniss forces him off of her. Anakin goes back to his primary opponent, remembering that Obi-Wan is the real enemy here. A kick in the bearded man’s face causes both men to fall. Their lightsabers drop to the floor. Obi-Wan kicks Anakin, who falls onto his back. They summon their weapons, and Anakin blocks Obi-Wan’s next attack. Katniss pulls out an arrow, now ready to take aim at her brother… to protect him, herself, Obi-Wan… but especially Peeta. She knows that the baker’s son is in danger now. She hasn’t forgotten what Sidious said that night at the opera: the Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural)

{Emperor’s Office, Senate Building}

(Darth Sidious and Yoda are now on the podium, still dueling. The podium begins to rise into…)

{Senate Chamber}

(… where both men continue to fight. This battle of good and evil is happening simultaneously with the battle of the heroes)

{Control Center, Mustafar}

(This battle between two friends is intense, and Katniss isn’t sure how much longer she can stand by and watch. That is, until the men reach a standstill, their blades locked. Katniss takes the opportunity to try and reason with Anakin) “I know how much you want to help… but what you’re doing isn’t helping.”

*omg sis* “Just shut up.” (In order to try and push Anakin away, Obi-Wan uses the Force… but Anakin blocks that attack with the Force as well. It’s a very tense struggle… and it ends with both men getting pushed back. They land on opposite ends of the room. Katniss is starting to worry, which Anakin can feel… but his hatred for Obi-Wan is growing. He lunges at him, and their sabers clash… onto the control panel. The base is now unshielded from the lava that flows below the structure, as indicated by the alarms. The door to the balcony opens, and the duel continues. Katniss is right behind her brother, who looks increasingly unlike himself. He kicks Obi-Wan in the nose, which makes Katniss take an arrow out. But Anakin senses that attack coming, so he turns around and grabs her by the wrist… tightly, yet… gentle) *genuinely trying to save you* “Go away.”

(Katniss, ever the survivor, is unwilling to give up on him) “No.”

(And their fight resumes. This one is more physical, with Anakin pushing Katniss backwards… right towards Obi-Wan) [my baby is pushing everyone away. That, my friends, is the Dark Side of the Force at work]

{Senate Chamber}

(Darth Sidious is having the time of his life right now, dueling against Yoda and throwing several senate pods at him with the Force. Yoda evades his attacks, going as far as to climb them. But at a certain point, he slips. When another pod comes for him, Yoda stops it with the Force. He starts to spin it around and then throws it right back at Sidious, who jumps out of the pod he’s in and lands in another one. Yoda is a literal chihuahua: tiny but mighty. He is tough as fuck, his lightsaber in his hand. Sidious, however, is a dirty cheater. Shooting his lightning at Yoda. The old man’s weapon is knocked out of his hands, but he is able to defend himself against the lightning. He pushes it towards Sidious, closer, closer, closer… until it causes a rebound. Both men are now forced to hang onto a pod. Yoda eventually falls to the floor below. Sidious can’t help but cackle at the idea that he’s won this fight. And he has… in a way. But Yoda still lives, though he may not be as happy as we are about that)

{Mustafar, Outside the Separatist Base}

(Obi-Wan and Anakin have reached the most dangerous place: the pipeline right above the lava river. Katniss carefully gets on the pipeline, following her brother. The young man is too preoccupied with his opponent to turn and face her. Everyone is trying to keep their balance, even when the pipe shakes. The men wait for a moment before they strike at each other, then they jump onto a platform nearby. Katniss joins them, trying desperately to make a move. In an attempt to get her away from the heat, Anakin pulls her towards him. She incorrectly assumes that he’s going to harm her, but the look in his eyes tells her that he’s desperate to keep her alive… but for what reason? She’s not sure. In a glorious moment of cinematic beauty, Anakin and Obi-Wan… engage with each other, physically trying to get the upper hand in their duel while the lava explodes in the background behind them)

(Katniss is still beside Anakin, and she’s now trying to figure out how to get out of this mess. But he senses her desire to escape, which makes him feel even more angry. Like the hellish landscape around him, Darth Vader boils with rage) “You had a choice! This is what you wanted, little bird!”

(Obi-Wan forces Vader to turn around, and now… he is the one that’ll guide Katniss out of this burning world. But Katniss is reminded of her conversation with her enemy… and she realizes that he is right…) *President Coriolanus Snow VO, archive audio* “It’s the things we love most… that destroy us.”

{Wiring Tunnel, Senate Building}

(Yoda crawls through the chute, grunting softly. He stops to speak into his comm link) “Hurry. Careful timing, we will need.”

*Bail VO, through device* “Activate your homing beacon when you’re ready.”

{Senate Chamber}

(Four clone troopers are looking for Yoda. So far…) “There’s no sign of a body, sir.”

[are you kidding me? This is a meme too? I’m so done] “Then he’s not dead.”

[bruh, chill. I don’t know why you in a big time rush. Ah ah aha oh!] “Double your search.”

*good soldiers follow orders* “Yes, sir. Right away, sir.”

(Sidious turns to Mas Amedda) “Tell Captain Kagi to prepare my shuttle for immediate takeoff.”

“Yes, Master.”

*the night is dark and full of terrors… but not the fun kind* “I sense Lord Vader is in danger.” [yes. From you, motherfucker!]

{Mustafar, Outside the Separatist Base}

(Enraged by Katniss’s unwillingness to be at his side, Darth Vader strikes at Obi-Wan with a vengeance. The duel is moving forward onto a paneled floor. Katniss, while still afraid of the monster her brother is turning into, feels like she can still find a way to bring him back to the good side… or at least try. [you can’t… but your nephew can! 🙌 He’s coming in like twenty four hours! Possibly twelve] But this place is definitely coming apart, and the lava isn’t helping. The duel is forced to go on hold, so Vader and Obi-Wan take cover. But Katniss is not fast enough to get away from her brother, who grabs her and holds her tightly. Those protective instincts are stronger than ever, but Katniss wonders how long it will take for them to be crushed by the Dark Side. [oh. Bitch. You’re not gonna believe what happens] But Vader’s grip on his sister’s body is tight, incredibly protective and he can feel her shaking against him) “Don’t try to run. You don’t wanna be the Girl Who Was On Fire, do you?” (An intense, frightening beat) *stop IGNORING ME* “Do you?!” (Katniss shakes her head, tries to fight him. He merely tightens his hold on her as the structure begins to fall. He nearly stumbles, which gives Katniss the opportunity to run away from him. Shes immediately caught by Obi-Wan. The duel isn’t ready to resume quite yet, but Anakin is dead set on “rescuing” his sister) [notice how I put rescuing in quotation marks! I’m still trying to figure out whose POV to tell this from in the novelization. Should I do both? This isn’t my gif

I’m so sorry that I haven’t seen this movie! 😭😭😭😭😭]

{Under the Roof of The Senate Building}

(In his speeder, Bail Organa follows the homing signal to find Master Yoda. Above him, a hatch opens. The little green man jumps down, landing in the passenger seat next to Bail. The elder man is clearly unhappy with the way things are unfolding, and he tells the senator…) “Into exile, I must go. Failed, I have.” [you are what your students grow beyond. That’s one of the only good things about the sequel trilogy and virtually no one talks about it! SMH!]

{Mustafar}

(And now, the duel resumes. Vader’s eyes are filled with determination, but Katniss can’t tell if he’s determined to kill her, or Obi-Wan, or both of them. She knows only one thing: this is not Anakin Skywalker. It’s not her brother. He gets angrier when he sees the eighteen year old climbing further away from him) “Stop running!” [this isn’t my gif either

Literally the same energy]

(Obi-Wan remembers that Katniss is an expert at climbing trees, so he’s not surprised by how far she gets from Vader. But he’s also very worried that she might be too far from him. Regardless, he knows that he needs to get Katniss out of here before she gets hurt… or far worse. [goddammit. I just remembered that Katniss ends up getting burned in the bombing of the Capital. Fuck me in my eye. Did you like that, Damien? I quoted you] In other news, the structure on which our three characters are holding on for dear life is now heading for a lava fall. Obi-Wan jumps, grabs a cable. Vader spots another cable, jumps onto one. Katniss, of course, is on her own. She’s very much afraid to fall. But, even as Vader clashes with Obi-Wan, he has no intention of leaving her to die. She can’t die now. After all… he needs her alive in order to get to Thirteen. [I am not writing that AU. I recommend you do it yourself. 😏 you’ll have fun. Trust me] So, he swings towards her) “Jump!” (She does… but then grabs onto the other cable, which is the one that Obi-Wan is holding. The bearded Jedi has spotted a floating platform big enough for Katniss and himself to fit on. He looks at Katniss) “On my back!” (She climbs up and onto Obi-Wan’s back [poetry kind of???]) “Hold on tight.”

(She doesn’t need to be told twice. She shuts her eyes as Obi-Wan leaps down towards the platform, landing safely onto it. Anakin is still on the structure… but he’s not done with this fight yet. It’s not over until [the mockingjay sings????? I’m sorry] he kills Kenobi and takes his sister away from Pan. His blood boils with anger as he runs across the falling tower, leaping onto a droid that just happens to be across from the platform upon which his opponent and his sister stand. The twenty three year old man has an intense expression on his face, and it’s enough to make Katniss tremble… especially when she sees him twirling his weapon the way he often would. The duel between two heroes continues now, and this time, Katniss doesn’t try to get an attack in. She’s exhausted, sweating… terrified. But she has no desire to give up on her brother, who she truly believes is still in there beneath all that darkness. Anakin pauses, looking directly at Katniss. He can feel her fear, and he’s starting to get the sense that she really, truly has no idea what her father is capable of. Obi-Wan speaks, saying exactly what Katniss is thinking) “I have failed you, Anakin! I have failed you.”

“I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over!”

“Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!”

“From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!”

“Well then you are lost!”

[added because did you really think this would be forgotten… like that one scene in GOT involving Jaime and Cersei???? THE ONE BY JOFFERY’S CORPSE??!!!!!!!! 🥴🥴🥴🥴 WHY THE FUCK WAS THAT NOT ADDRESSED?!!!!!!!] “Perhaps I am not the only one who is lost.”

(Obi-Wan shakes his head. Katniss knows he’s talking about her) “Anakin, what you’re saying isn’t real!” [it’s like poetry, it rhymes ig. You’ll see what I mean in Season Eleven]

“Your father’s hand reaching into my chest felt pretty real.” (Off the shock on Katniss’s face) “You really don’t know, do you?”

“Anakin-“

“Katniss, as long as you stay on Team Mix-In, you’ll never be safe.”

“And I’d be safe with you?”

(A somber, tragic beat) “At least I would try to keep you safe. You deserve better than them. You, and Dorothy, and Naomi, and the Doctor… you all deserve so much better than them!”

{Tardis}

(Naomi is… very unhappy about that statement) *closeted who* “Did this… motherf…” (Sees Dorothy and Gavroche) “… funhouse… try to appeal to me through favoritism?”

(River’s actually very offended that Darth Vader didn’t even acknowledge her) [River Song would be offended. Let’s not lie to ourselves] “Yes. I think he did.”

(Naomi feels like she’s just been told something… very rude)

{The Lava River}

(Katniss is holding onto hope that she can turn Anakin back to the Light Side) “Ani… I know my father-“

“You only know what he’s shown you! You think he’s changed his ways but he hasn’t!”

“He can’t be any worse than what you’ve become-“

“THIS IS WHO IVE ALWAYS BEEN, AND YOU KNOW IT! YOUVE BEEN BESIDE ME THIS ENTIRE TIME! YOU KNOW THIS IS THE REAL ME!” (The next words are ones that will surely haunt Anakin for years to come… because deep down, he doesn’t actually mean them) “You could’ve put a stop to all of it. But you’re just too used to doing things like the Doctor would. You did nothing, and now… you’re going to live with it.” (Katniss forces herself to teleport away from the fight. By the time Anakin realizes his biggest mistake… she’s gone. And so, he turns his attention back to Obi-Wan) “This is the end for you, my master.”

(Obi-Wan prepares for the next attack. His opponent jumps onto the platform, then clashes his lightsaber with the other blade. Obi-Wan catches Katniss in the corner of his eye. And what’s this? The Mockingjay has the high ground. Ah. That seems like an excellent place to jump. That’s exactly what Obi-Wan does. He looks at the other man, who seems unwilling to give up. A shame, truly) [this, I can understand. But guys… I’m starting to get tired of counting memes] “It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground!”

(He stares directly at Katniss, who takes an arrow from her quiver) “Ani, I really don’t wanna do this. But I will if I have to.”

[this, I get too. I guess this applies to how prequel memers I’ve inevitably inspired throughout this fanfic. I’m begging someone to use “What the hell is a Google”]

“You underestimate my power!”

“You haven’t learned anything yet.”

“Neither have you, little bird.” [omg. Even when he’s evil, he likes showing off to his little sister. This is either cute… or disgusting. I’ll let you guys decide] “Put the arrow down.”

(Katniss, afraid of being exactly like what her brother is becoming, puts the arrow back in her quiver. Obi-Wan shakes his head) [I swear, there’s a meme every other line!] “Don’t try it!”

(Oh. Oh, Anakin is trying it. He’s definitely trying it. The boy leaps up into the air, preparing to take his old master’s life… and is promptly defeated. Obi-Wan cuts off Anakin Skywalker’s three remaining limbs, watching him tumble down the hill. Katniss is shattered into pieces by the sight) *not my daughter, you bitch!* [sidenote: absolutely no credit will be given to the transphobic bitch on Twitter. Fuck that bitch. All credit goes to Starkid, Daniel Radcliffe, etc, etc] “Obi-Wan, what have you done?”

(He looks at Katniss. He knows he’s just triggered the protective instincts of a direct extension) “I had no choice. He would’ve killed you.” (Obi-Wan sees the blue eyes of Anakin disappear, and then… the yellow eyes of a Sith quickly replace the blue. This is now a young Jedi named Darth Vader, a pupil of his own who turned evil. The good man who was Anakin… has truly been consumed by Vader) [fuck. Guys, I made myself cry when I wrote this. Fml. Oh, and this is also a meme?!!!!! Fucking Christ! I’m so done!] “You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!”

(Wordlessly, Katniss goes to her brother. At this point, she’s done with staying in the shadows and watching awful things happen to the people she’s supposed to protect. It’s clear that this isn’t a happy story, and that makes her feel angry at the man who claims to be her father) “Anakin-“

(Darth Vader sees his weapon in the hand of Obi-Wan) [are you guys kidding me? I understand why this is a meme… but it’s such bad timing! What in the name of sanity] “I HATE YOU!!!!!”

(Katniss shakes her head, thinking that she’s the person he’s referring to. But when she hears Obi-Wan’s voice, she suddenly understands) “You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.” [

I am fucking done. I am… kill me please. I would like to be euthanized. I’m in pain. This hurts. Goddammit. Why didn’t this movie win the awards it deserved??!!! I can’t believe I’m saying this but social media should’ve come quicker! I’m done!]

(Katniss lets a tear go, reaching her hand for Vader) “Come here.”

(He snarls, but he’s not looking at Katniss) “COWARD!”

(Oh. It’s Pan. Katniss stands her ground) “I’m not leaving him-“

(Peter ignores her, grabs her arm) “Let’s go.”

*im in a rage, this is the maddest Ive ever been* “COWARD!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!” [I don’t remember this episode of Friends- oh. I- I am so sorry] “GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!!!!!” [im done. I- I can’t]

(Peter stares down at Vader angrily, tightening his grip on his daughter’s arm) “Let’s go!”

(The girl struggles) “No! I’m not LEAVING HIM!”

[dude. Your words were, and I quote, “I like fire”. Do we need to go to urgent care, fam?] “We have to go!”

(Darth Vader catches fire, causing him to scream in excruciating pain. Peter quickly pulls Katniss away, even though she’s thrashing and screaming, begging to be released so that she can help her brother. But her pleas fall on deaf ears, and eventually, she’s too exhausted to fight. Vader watches this scene, even as his flesh and hair burn off. In his chest, his heart shrieks, begging to help his sister get free from the evil man who calls himself a father)

| Next Scene- Team Mix-In Divided |

[stormyoceans]

what the actual fuck i'm so fucking mad you got that message in your inbox, you're like the most loving most positive person here always enjoying your interests in such a nice way like that personally angered me you don't deserve that at all. that was written only to piss you off please don't let them, your love for vice versa and jimmysea is honestly the cutest most endearing thing and it makes me genuinely happy seeing you talk about it so excitedly every day. their episodes were soooo good imho so cute so them! i've missed them a lot and i'll be rewatching FOR SURE! what were your fave 3 moments? if you can choose! fuck that anon and the other ones that might be the same person. love you monica keep loving them as hard as you do <3

ANON YOU'RE MAKING ME TEAR UP THIS IS SO SWEET 😭😭 idk if i deserve all these nice words but please know that i deeply appreciate them and that they mean a lot to me!!!! thank you so so much for this 🥺💜

honestly i LOVED the our skyy episodes like i know im terribly biased, but out of all the ones we got until now i think the plot for vice versa felt the most organic and coherent to the characters and their journey. once again everyone involved in the show put so much care and attention into it, and jimmysea have such a natural easy chemistry to them, they sell the lovesick fools who have been married for five years SO WELL. IDK IF I CAN PICK ONLY 3 FAVORITE MOMENTS BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL SO GOOD BUT LET ME TRY:

1) the beach scene. IRREVOCABLY CHANGED ME MY LIFE MY PERSPECTIVE THE FOUNDATION OF MY PERSONHOOD THE BIOCHEMISTRY OF MY BRAIN AND THE ENTIRE MAKE UP OF MY BEING ON AN INTRINSIC MOLECULAR LEVEL. AGAIN. i haven't even begun to process A QUARTER of the insane amount of parallels they managed to pack in just 3 minutes of screentime and how, by doing that, they were able to show just how far puentalay have come in their journey: from strangers to lovers, from a one sided drunk kiss to a passionate yet tender mutual kiss, from a mouthed 'i like your name' to a mouthed 'i love you', from talay's life ending in the ocean to the ocean being the witness of his love, that same love he once thought was just an annoying distraction in the way to achieve his dreams and that now has become an essential color in the palette of his life..... literally made me experience every single emotion present on the spectrum of human consciousness, im gonna need a 2 weeks long vacation in a controlled environment to decompress and recover from the sheer high romance and the whole entire everything of it all

also not to toot my own horn but i love being correct and never losing:

2) both the birthday conversation and the drawing one. SORRY I KNOW IM CHEATING BUT I JUST CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THESE TWO MOMENTS. WHEN I SAY PUENTALAY INVENTED COMMUNICATION UNDERSTANDING CARE LOVE SUPPORT!!!!!!!! im not mentally stable enough to be coherent about this but like.. one of the reasons i adore puentalay is that since the beginning they have always been willing to try to understand each other. no relationship comes without misunderstandings or conflicts, they're always bound to happen from time to time because we're all different and we all react to things in different ways, but what matters the most is the way you can come together after that to face the issue and make it better. i feel like people often have this idealized vision of love where everything must be perfect and passionate and all-consuming, but i believe love is actively choosing to share your life with someone every day as you help each other navigate through it and enjoy the quiet moments together, and i think these two conversations show that puen and talay have this kind of love, a love that will last forever because whatever happens being together is the most important thing for them

3) puentalay and jigsaw sleeping in the same bed. LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU EXCEPT THAT I PERSONALLY DON'T EVEN WANT KIDS BUT SEEING PUEN AND TALAY BEING SO TENDER WITH JIGSAW AND REARRANGING THEIR LIFE TO MAKE SPACE FOR HIM HAD ME LYING IN THE DIRT SOBBING FOR SEVERAL HOURS TO CLIMB DOWN FROM THE SUGAR HIGH THIS SCENE GAVE ME WITH ITS SWEETNESS. it also reminded me a little of the scene in episode 6 when talay admits everything he has missed about puen: talay has always been more rational and reserved with his emotions compared to puen, but it's in quiet moments like these that you can see how deeply his feelings actually run. both puen and talay have so much love to give and one day, when they will be ready, they're gonna have a kid of their own and expand their family, and this knowledge is gonna MAKE ME DIE HAPPY AND IN PEACE