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yestrday · 2 days
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how would the yan academy react to someone who’s always asleep in class but still somehow scores really well?
tw: calling reader a wh0re
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no because this would definitely grate on scaramouche's nerves. although he likes to show off that he doesn't actually put much effort into his studies, he's actually one of the most hardworking students out there. always straining himself to beat the others and especially his older sister ei.
so when you, his seatmate, just dozes off in class without a single care in the world, he sneers and belittles you. you have some nerve to be lazing around when you're a scholarship student who could easily get kicked out with a bad grade. sleepy darling doesn't respond of course, because they're too groggy from their nap to listen.
before scara realizes it, you're scoring As on your quizzes, getting perfects on your exam. and that just. kills him. kills him inside. he did so much work to be at the top and for what? to be matched by a nobody who lazes around? unacceptable. this was unacceptable.
he scoffs the first time, saying that you just got lucky. then high score after high score and his veins are popping and he's saying the nastiest shit to you. you're probably sucking the teachers off? maybe you're that good, huh? you should just drop out and making a living out of being a wh0re. he fucking hates this. he hates how you humble him without even trying and he wants to get rid of you lest his pride ends up in tatters.
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yestrday · 1 day
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Is it bad that I would purposefully play hard-to-get with the yanderes just so I can feel more desirable and better about myself knowing that I'm being lusted over. Even though I'm probably playing hard to get because I actually don't know how to handle people and don't want to hurt them so I just distance myself from all the yanderes.
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amused by this bratty facade of yours. you always think you're so smart, playing coy and batting your lashes at them only to leave them hanging at the last second. it cracks their pride a bit, having some lowly commoner toy with them like this, but he lets himself sit back and watch you unwittingly entertain him like prey distracting the predator. but he knows you for what you are: an insecure bunny whose smile shakes every time they threaten that act of yours just a little bit. their maw is wide open, and he'll just let you waltz your way into his bite~
AYATO, childe, kaeya, xingqiu, albedo, ZHONGLI, TIGHNARI, CYNO, baizhu, heizou
finds this act of yours cute and plays along, half because he believes you're worth the chase and half because your eyes are so lonely that they only bewitch him. takes his time to actually get to know you— not the haughty act you have going on, but the real, lonesome you. he doesn't want to see you so full of self-doubt, scared of not knowing what to do and scared of only messing a genuine relationship that you could have. wants you to know that he accepts you wholly, both the coy vixen and the insecure you.
KAZUHA, aether, venti, DILUC, kaeya, KAVEH, THOMA, itto, xiao
has no patience for these kinds of games. either he does not want this kind of disrespect of yours or he's bored by this fragile facade you have going on. he much prefers the one beneath the shell, shaking and insecure and desperately trying to push everyone away in an attempt to protect yourself. his sadistic desires like you more this way, subservient and unable to play foxy when he can just have you on a leash like this.
SCARAMOUCHE, ALHAITHAM, zhongli, baizhu
you've probably scared him away, to be honest. he genuinely believes that you have such high standards that he couldn't possibly match to them. after all, he's... him and you're you— strong-headed, determined, and confident. his delusion of you is so strong that he fails to see your mask crumbling whenever any harem members pushes too hard. if he could just rid himself of these illusions for one second, he could see that you're no better than him: weak and insecure,
gorou, BENNETT, chongyun, razor, MIKA, kaveh
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yestrday · 9 hours
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bro like
imagine if reader and housewife scara had a kid that looks practically exactly like one of them and yet got the personality of the other parent 💀💀💀
🍡 anon back at it again
ghiwefi i can imagine the domestic shenanigans here istg kuni's reactions would be fucking hilarious. also you get called papa once because i couldnt think of any gn parental terms
you might like: yandere! genshin malewife au ft. scara
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"oh my gosh say that one more time for the camera, sweetie."
your eight-year-old flips you off from his seat, glaring at you over a bowl of cereal. his [hair color] is messy from tossing and turning in his sleep and his pouty lips are in the most bitter scowl you have ever seen adorning them. you squeal as you capture your vulgar child on camera and begin fawning over it on camera, whilst kuni karate chops him on the head.
"ow! whaddya do that for?!" he complains, covering his bump with his tiny two hands as kuni locks him with an equally deadly glare.
"you brat, you better treat your parent with more respect!" he scolds. he looks threatening, despite holding a pan with the most delicious looking waffles while donning a frilly lavender apron. "if i see you flipping someone off one more fucking time, you're losing tv privileges!"
"why not?!" the child yells indignantly as he shakes his tiny fists at his father. "you do that to them all the time?!"
"just because i do it doesn't mean you can!"
"then you're not a very good parent, are you?!"
kuni pops a vein, and he feels the most vile sentence forming on the tip of his tongue before he bites it down and sighs. "for that, i'm still cutting down your tv time by one hour." he cries out in outrage, but he ignores him and slides the waffles onto a plate. "go play outside or something.... honestly, you look like this idiot over here—" he shoots a sharp glare at you, still fawning over the picture. "— but you're too goddamn rude to be anything like him."
"maybe it's because i get it from you!" the kid says, mouth full with waffles. kuni glances at him and scoffs, lightly hitting him again on the head.
"... make that two hours."
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"never say that kind of sappy shit with my face ever again."
"but dad~" your daughter whines, tugging on kuni's kimono sleeve. "i love him! can't i just buy him one box of chocolates? please?"
kuni wrinkles his nose at the notion of a mere ten-year-old falling in love, and even more so when his literal carbon copy is pulling a lovesick expression with his face. she has the sharp eyes and all, yet they look so... girlish? dreamy, when on her. something about it grates on his nerves.
"how could you possibly like a guy like him?" he scoffs, scanning the aisle for a specific brand of flour. "you said he hated you. he throws your notebooks, mocks and humiliates you, and is basically anything but a decent human being. if it weren't for [y. name], i would've gone over to that school and ripped him and whatever vile parent he has into shreds."
"but! but!" she whines. "papa says you were exactly like that before!" kuni freezes. "then he could be the one for me!"
kuni snorts and grabs a bag of flour before dropping it into the cart. "your papa was and still is an idiot. but still," a fond smile graces his lips for a second. "we're the exception. doesn't mean it can turn out well for you."
"is that a no, then?" she pouts.
kuni is silent, and she perks up and pulls him down to give him a peck on the cheek. "thanks, dad!"
"whatever," he grumbles as she runs off to the chocolate aisle, holding the kissed cheek with an embarassed blush on his face.
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yestrday · 3 months
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imagining what it would be like to be in a school full of blue lock's egoists... it'd be literal hell. everywhere you go there's a whole bunch of sadısts who get off to dėgrading you and watching your every reaction.
like, even the people who seem like nice guys aren't what they seem like. if you latch on to isagi, he'll become smug and proud about it, cuz of course you don't wanna hang out with those incompetents, do you? hiori would be smiling so sweetly while he pokes you with a compass. even kunigami, the guy who used to protect you from the others, came back after being suspended and starts manhandlıng you like you can barely breathe.
but people who hide their true intentions here are just rare finds, most of the time it's men who openly enjoy the tórment they give you. kaiser and ness just ganging up on you and making you carry their things. reo straight up telling you he could just buy you and asking nagi if what color should the cọllar be. karasu who invades your personal space and teases you with fleeting touches...
i think it wouldn't take too long before their shared darling breaks. not that they care. they'd probably like that more anyway.
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yestrday · 4 months
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COLLEGE CLASSMATE! YUTA who has his eye on you ever since you two entered college. a young, bright-eyed thing who moved from the boonies to the big city at a chance to find out more of the world beyond your farmlands and vast expanses of grass. who noted with wry amusement the pep in your step and the twinkle in your eye as you sit in the front row like a good student with an eagerness to learn.
COLLEGE CLASSMATE! YUTA who you approach with a stunning and naive smile. you're asking him for notes, the professor being too fast for your hands to properly take notes. he asks for your sns and sends you the pics of his note, and you eagerly thank him while unaware of the glint in his eye at this opportunity.
COLLEGE CLASSMATE! YUTA who scrolls through your social media and collects information about the kind of person you are. you know little about the world, but you're eager to learn more. your comments sections are full of relatives and friends congratulating you on you enrollment in the big city, and your cheery replies of thanks and acknowledgment. yuta chuckles as he sets aside his phone, eyes still trained on your back. how cute.
COLLEGE CLASSMATE! YUTA who continues keeping an eye on you. you keep asking him for notes because your cute lil brain just can't keep up, and he notes the waver in your smile when he shows off a little bit of his intellect. from how casual he is about his studies yet still getting high marks, the distance between you two is obvious. but there's still a spark of determination in your eyes—
— until prefinal grades come around and he sees you staring blankly at your phone. yuta angles his phone on purpose to let you get a glimpse of his, and he marvels at how bleaker your expression becomes. all your hard work... all your enthusiasm and eagerness... for nothing? have you always been this stupid? you were... you were always the brightest in your local school...
COLLEGE CLASSMATE! YUTA who watches you throw yourself into your studies more than ever. you don't have that pep in your stel anymore, your eyes have become dull and beavy, and no one can strike a conversation with you because you're always asleep. yuta is your only companion, angling your head on his shoulder so that you can rest more comfortably, leveling onlookers with a stern stare as he shushes them with a finger.
COLLEGE CLASSMATE! YUTA who watches your eyes lose the last of their light when midterm grades come. your fingers are trembling as you clutch your phone, and you bite your lip to avoid the tears spilling out. yuta puts a comforting hand over yours, and you slowly clutch his shirt. "i did my best, didn't i?" you ask. yuta hums, hand on your neck. "... i did, didn't i?"
COLLEGE CLASSMATE! YUTA who is your only point of contact for the rest of the finals. you don't even try. instead, you cling to yuta like he's your last chance at validation. you preen at his compliments, blush when he says he likes your outfit. the only time the light comes back to your eyes is when his attention is on you, and you feel a sugary rush in your veins whenever he smiles at you.
you, who does nothing for their schoolwork but instead focus on making yuta happy. you latch onto him like a clingy girlfriend, and he's more than happy for you to do so. while he studies for the upcoming exams, you're cuddled up on his lap, keeping him warm for the winter months. he pats your head and rubs your temple as you doze off to sleep.
sometimes when you voice the need to study, yuta shushes such needless concerns away. "you don't need to think so much," he whispers, scratching your scalp and he watches you preen. "aren't you happy right now? with me?"
you nuzzle into his touch, eyes fluttering shut under his touch. "... yeah."
"good," he hums, kissing you on the forehead. "then don't think of anything else but me."
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yestrday · 10 days
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I think requests are still open?
i feel like we've gone too long without talking about ajax. SO. IF U HAVE ANY THOUGHTS OF HIM TO SHARE - ANY AT ALL, LIKE, HOUSEHUSBAND, ACADEMY, HYBRID, STANDALONE - I'LL DEVOUR THEM EAGERLY. I'LL GET ON MY HANDS AND KNEES AND EAT WHATEVER YOU GIVE US. I am so desperate for a slice of that pathetic ginger loser <3
💍 househusband! ajax
you know what? i haven't done this for the househusband au! may ajax be the first!
sadly, ajax is actually a poser :(( he is not just your handsome malewife fully devoted to looking after the house and cooking you delicious food. he makes money (big money) on the side involved in some syndicate.
so be careful of the hands that feed you! they're drenched in blood and ajax isn't even the slightest bit guilty.
i like to think that his darling knows but just likes to feign ignorance. in a 'if i can't see it, it doesn't exist' because they do love their darling ajax a lot
he's less active than before he married you though, so don't worry!
your backyard's a bit wild because he doesn't actually know how to take care of it. morespoke's always been cold and snowy. the most greenery they had there was some wildberries here and there!
if he's out for a "appointment," he makes sure to come home before you do. of course, sometimes he really just can't make it, and it often leads to some amusing shenanigans.
"Shit, shit, shit," Ajax mutters as he rummages through his pocket to find his house keys. "I didn't cook dinner tonight! Oh fuck, they're going to starve and I just— Where are those fucking keys?!"
"Ajax?" He freezes. "Oh gosh, is that you? Hold on, I'll open it up for you!"
He hears your footsteps scurrying over to the door, his trembling eyes on the hand that finally had his keys. But those hands were bloodied, stained with the remains of the last man that he had slit his throat. And shit, he can hear you turning the doorknob when he's still scrambling to rub off the red specks on his cheek—
"Ajax, you were so late! Where were you? It's past nine, darling, you had me so—!"
You freeze. He freezes. The two of you watch each other with bated breath. The dried blood itches his cheek. Fuck, how was he gonna explain this to you? Oh, right, Snezhnayans like to hunt. But you're not in Snezhnaya! You were smack dab in a suburban neighborhood! Maybe he can slip in a drug to make you forget—
"Soooo worried!" Your face breaks out into a wide grin as you usher him back into the comfort of your home. "You could have at least texted me, you know? Oh! And don't worry about dinner. My boss gave me these coupons for a job well done and I bought take out and I thiiink you'll like them! They're not as good as you, but, well, nothing's really as good as you, you know?" You smile cheerfully at him, hooking his (bloodied) jacket beside the door and taking off his (again, bloodied) scarf. He stares dumbly at you. "... Ajax?"
He blinks a few times, before laughing loudly and giving you a loud kiss on your cheek. "Of course, nothing's good as me, babe. But we can always settle for second best for today."
You roll your eyes but giggle at his confidence. "You narcissist. C'mon, I'm hungry. Let's eat."
"I'll wash the dishes babe, you just wash up and wait for me in bed." He sends a disgustingly exaggerated kiss your way, to which you wrinkle your nose and stick your tongue at. His fond face is the last you see before you slam the bathroom door shut.
A-ahh...
That was blood, wasn't it?! That was real, actual blood! On his cheek, on his hand, under his fingernails, on his jacket, on his scarf! You slide down the door and hide your head in your hands. That gut-wrenching smell of iron...
Well, actually! It could just be... oil! Right! You heard that some rust can turn engine oil into the red like that. He probably ran into a malfunction with his motorcycle and was on a rush to go back home that he forgot to clean himself up! That must be it!
"A– Ahahaha... Right! I'm so stupid!" You jump up and stare at your reflection— frantic, anxious, paranoid— and put on your most convincing smile. "It's just oil. You know how Ajax can get busy at sometimes! You're just overthinking!"
"Just overthinking..." You mutter, hopping into a cold shower. "Maybe I should take some pills before I go to sleep."
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yestrday · 14 days
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sklfhjk i'm loving the little hc/lore posts you're doing about the different aus, i'm a huge sucker for those. may i ask about your hybrid venti thoughts?
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well! how could i refuse! i love venti sm as my first ever 5* and i love writing him as my perverted lil boy. i havent written much for him in the hybrid au so!
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"I'd appreciate it if you didn't dirty the young master with that perverted fondling of yours, old friend."
You laugh awkwardly as Zhongli's admonition only spurs Venti to snuggle even closer to you, sitting on your lap with his bare legs brushing against yours. He sends a sly smile towards the old dragon and revels in the way his gold-brown hands tighten on his teacup's handle.
"Hmm... you might not know since you came later than me, but me and our young master here have a ve~ry intimate relationship," the dove hybrid says, wrapping his arm around your shoulder with smug look. "Why, you should've seen them when they were smaller, always begging and crying for me to hug them. It's only natural that we've become close— both physically and emotionally!— throughout the years."
Venti nuzzles his cheek against yours. "Aren't I right, ma~ster? ♡"
"Venti's right, Zhongli," you try to alleviate his concerns, though the disgusted look on his face grows more and more palpable. "This is natural for us. Although, uh." Your face reddens when you feel Venti's hand slip and take a feel on your tummy. "I... I have to admit that he's handsier tonight than usual."
Venti giggles. "Whatever are you talking about? You're way handsier with me when you're in bed~"
Your face almost explodes as the horrified expression on Zhongli's face grows. "Th– That! It's not what you think, Zhongli, I promise! Venti's just teasing me about how clingy I get when I asleep. Aether knows about it too. There's nothing else to it!" By the way Venti is laughing but not denying your words, your secretary can tell that you're telling the truth. Nevertheless, he schools you with a stern look.
"You ought to be more wary around us hybrids, [Your Name]. Especially around... this one." Venti pokes his tongue out at him and Zhongli only scoffs into his teacup. "You don't know how out of hand he was back in his days, and he's every bit as wily before as he is now. So keep your guard up and don't be seduced by him."
The subject of his admonitions gasps dramatically, turning to you with a can-you-believe-this-guy look on his face. "That's not true! You don't believe him, right, master? After all, I am the epitome of all things pure and innocent!" He places your hand on his bare thigh and looks up at you with those darling green eyes and ever so gently caresses your cheek.
"If there's anything perverted here, I think it's how you eat me up with those eyes of yours, ma~ster ♡."
Venti's delighted giggling erupts when you finally explode and hide your face in Venti's shoulder in shame. "Venti..!"
"Ahahaha! You're so easy to tease!"
Zhongli shakes his head, taking another sip to ease his nerves. He doesn't know whether or not he should report your corruption to your father and risk his wrath.
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yestrday · 22 days
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OMG.. I MISS HYBRID HAREM SM. would it be possible to also get some hybrid thoma or aether snippets if possible 👉👈
uddfyig thoma's not even out yet so i won't be writing for him yet
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🐈 aether
your first ever hybrid who basically acts as your personal butler!
not one hybrid hates him because he's just a very good friend overall. plus buttering up to him means getting more chances to be with you and learning about you (he is the one closest to you)
hates your father's guts, literally.. cannot bear to be in the same room as him because he's grown up seeing you so neglected and pining after a father who doesn't even glance at you.... grr
while he's not fussy about getting his fur dirty, he's surprisingly conscious about keeping it silky. after all, you love petting him!
wears a collar bell that you gave to him when you were younger that he proudly wears all the time. it's a bit worn and torn but nevertheless it's his pride.
the mansion staff absolutely love him. he's always helping out and he lets them pet his hair. they all fawn over him and his cute ears and tail.
gets a bit pissy whenever the other hybrids treat him like a kid. prone to biting whenever someone condescendingly pats him on the head (childe)
usually the one called to the scene whenever trouble breaks out. he's stronger than most of the hybrids anyway so it usually just takes a hit and some before he knocks them out
usually goes to sleep with you, curled up on your pillow in his cat form. when he's feeling a lil bold, he'll cuddle up to you in his hybrid form, but in the middle of the night he gets too embarassed about the feeling of his skin against yours that he poofs right back to being a cat
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yestrday · 2 months
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do u have ayato or heizou crumbs 🐦
you might like: genshin hybrids au
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let's do some hybrid crumbs because i miss my animal harem:
ayato 🦈
while ayato's lounging around the house, ayato has a bluish-grey tint to his skin with scales covering some parts, often at the end of his limbs, his temples, and his neck. he's got rows of small yet sharp teeth and a long scaly tail coming out from just the end of his spine.
ayato has been living at the mansion even before the mansion was built. minding his business... chilling in the lake, till some construction workers ruined it for him. he would've honestly ripped them all to shreds if it weren't for the fact that he saw cute lil you peeking out from behind your father's back
he shares the lake with most of the water-based animals, although he has a territorial feud with neuvillette. he knows it's a losing battle for him though, so ever since the water dragon moved in he's been hanging out at the mansion more often
if there's the unofficial security team (glorified stalkers) then there's the sortaaa official education team. your dad commissioned zhongli to take care of your homeschooling and prepare you for your debut in society. zhongli has appointed ayato to brush youu up on etiquette
as with all the other tail-having animals in the mansion, he also likes to wrap his tail around your legs. but while their furry tails evoke a sense of comfort and warmth within you, his sandpaper-like tail makes chills run up your spine.
to make matters worse, he likes scaring you with his spiky teeth. they might be small, but they're numerous, and the teasing glint in his eyes make you second guessing what he might do. he often likes to nip playful little bites along your skin while you're cuddled on his lap. if you squirm too much and distract him from his work, he bites you as a warning. he often gets scolded by thoma as the dog hybrid patches up your wound.
kinda has a bad rep in your house. he doesn't show his face often, and when he does he likes to pull small pranks that he doesn't even bother owing up to.
heizou 🦉
around your house, heizou's hybrid form has two puffy reddish-brown wings protruding from his back and feathery talon-legs. in the dark, you can often spot him thanks to his round, glowing eyes.
there's a village on the foot of the hill where your mansion resides, and heizou is pretty famous around there. there's no thrilling mystery there, but he likes to help out people find their missing pets and whatnot.
when your managerial team (neuvi, zhongli, ayato) needs to sleuth something out (get dirt on your rivals <- usually ayato, try to protect you from possible danger <- neuvi & zhongli, get the upperhand <- ayato again), they often go to heizou. he often takes the commission with glee (moreso if ayato commissions it)
enjoys his position on your shoulder, though he has to fight most of the avian hybrids for it. he makes these pleasant hoot noises whenever you scratch his head juuust right. when he's feeling a bit mischievous, he will suddenly pop into his human form so he can squish you under his weight
makes these hoot noises in between his words, has a slightly higher pitch when pronouncing 'oo' sounds. he doesn't quite care much about this habit when he's in the mansion, but in more human company he finds himself slipping a bit and gets embarrassed about it.
doesn't really care much for preening his feathers, but the other avians pester him about it so it still gets preened. he thinks he can do more useful stuff than just sitting in a circle with the other avians and preening each other's feathers.
a bit flirty with almost everyone and anyone under the sun. he doesn't fail to throw flirty remarks towards the other hybrids just to mess with them, but he gets a bolder when it's with you. no matter your personality, you've still got a bit of naivete thanks to your sheltered upbringing, and he likes to take advantage of it.
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yestrday · 9 months
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the concept of yandere kaveh is so tasty... like, a man who believes that everyone's needs is more important than his is such a good foundation for a self-sacrificing yandere.
he'll absolutely tear himself apart just to appease you and tend to all your needs and cares. he'll lose himself in making sure that everything he does is up to your standards, and when it isn't... imagine how distraught he'll be. he makes everything about you and you alone, if only for you to cast a single smile his way.
he thinks he'll be satisfied with one smile, but then his obsession grows. you're perfection in his eyes, and he wants more. he'll run himself ragged trying to get your approval and affection, and even when he does already have you, he's willing to sacrifice everything that he has and his just for you to continue loving him.
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yestrday · 21 days
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omg omg or hybrid kuni snippets!! I'm curious as to what he does around the house when he's not by mc
🐦kunikuzushi
you'd be dead before you can even catch him in his hybrid form. he absolutely insists on keeping his human form and that means he has no hybrid traits on him most of the time. no feathers, no wings jutting out of the back, nada. he is so insecure on how small he is compared to the others.
that being said, keeping a completely human form is absolutely exhausting on the normal hybrid, but somehow it doesn't really take a toll on him. so the others have begun to suspect that maybe his small jobitaki form is actually just a cover up (it's not) or that he's more powerful than his animal form suggests (he is)
while every hybrid has a strong connection to Nature and her elements, only mythical ones have direct control over it. somehow scara can control it??? despite not being a mythical one?
uses his connection to the air as substitute for his tiny wings and propel himself into the air to intimidate anyone who's being annoying to him
an absolute loner. the only people he usually talks to is you and aether. however, he does get along well with the sumerian hybrids (he likes to antagonize them into debates), but the inazuma gang makes sure to drag him along whatever they have planned against his will
tends to be chilling on a high spot in the library, sifting through textbooks and snorting at their mediocrity. you've seen him soft through a historic textbook about how 'horribly innacurate that it's almost laughable the contents were
^ you had brought the textbook to zhongli to see if kuni was right and zhongli said he was right. much to your dismay. and the others as well.
the children in the village below like him. sometimes he goes there for walks (or aether sent him on an errand) and then the nosy brats will just come up to him and bother him. he tries to scowl at them and shoo them away, but apparently they think he's funny and it's like a ritual among the children now to just bother kuni whenever he's in the village
he'll take a nice nap on one of the higher branches in the trees. then the birds all come flocking towards him and perched on him while he snoozed the afternoon away.
aether had once bothered him into taking his hybrid form. was almost killed because of how hard he laughed since kuni's wings were so ridiculously small it couldn't even flap his human body off the ground
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yestrday · 5 months
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Idk if it’s just because I’m TREMENDOUSLY down bad for the malewives, but whenever I read a segment about them getting jealous I kinda just want to be really gentle, reassuring, and over all sweet to them (picture just cupping their face and giving them cute little pecks while you calm them down <333)
The boys don’t like that some other girls perfume is on me and are wondering why it was on there in the first place? I completely understand their concerns. One of my friends had gone to me crying for advice on a fight she had with her girlfriend, and I just had to soothe her + give her some relationship advice and gush to her about my lovely husband afterwards!
They are worried I’m becoming more distant due to my work? The boys think that I’m not being affectionate enough? I can’t believe I’ve done such a horrible thing without noticing! I’ll call in a sick day at once and plan a cozy date just for two of us to relax and cuddle and I’ll talk to them about ways I could show them even more affection and ask them what they prefer!
My dearest husband thinks I’m working too long and that he thinks I’m forgetting about him for someone at work? I’m horrified I didn’t see how he felt sooner! I’ll immediately talk about slightly cutting back my long hours, and I’ll even get up early before work to leave him little sticky notes that confess my love for him! I’ll text him on my short breaks and I’ll call on my lunch break too!
I’m just such a massive simp I can’t help but want to be “gentle and caringly earnest spouse” who would 100% gush about them to all my friend and co-workers <33 (This is just a brain rot / rant! Def not a request lol)
ah <3<;3 they are your husband after all! your ever devoted, ever loving, ever faithful husband! it's common sense that you have to treat them with the same praise and fervor that they do to you!
venti's pouting about how you're working overtime? he's laying back dramatically on the couch, whining with practiced dramatic effect about how cruel you are for leaving your poor hubby with no one to share these cold nights. you watch him with crossed arms and an amused smile, knowing exactly what game he's playing at. yet you still come to him and hug him from behind, peppering his squishy cheeks with kisses and soft apologies. venti giggles at you, and grins widely when your touches go lower.
thoma doesn't look right these days, with how you keep drinking out with your clients. you always go home buzzed and reeking of other people, and although he tries to hide it, your dining utensils have been slightly bent, haven't they? when he comes home from a grocery trip, you surprise him with dinner, dressed in his frilly apron. the dullness in his eyes washes away, and with a pleasant gasp he rushes into your arms and start sniffling about how much he misses you.
the servants have been telling you that xingqiu's been in a snappy mood ever since you left for your business trip. when you open the door to his study, you can see the briefest surprise flit across his face before he adopts a mask of indifference. ah, so he's going to ignore you, huh? well, no matter. you sidle up to him and say your apologies, whispering about how you've missed him terribly so. that you couldn't eat properly knowing you left your dear husband alone. he's still refusing to acknowledge you, huffing behind his book, but you can see his eyes crinkle into a smile.
anyway! what's the point of marriage if you two won't devote yourselves to each other? nothing else matters, does it? why should work stop you from showering your sweet husband from the love that he so deserves?
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yestrday · 19 days
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is there ever a soft side to your yandere ayato? are there moments when he treats his darling as more of an actual lover compared to a pet? and is he ever vulnerable with them? :o
did i make him that horrible? i thought the whole 'treat you as a pet' thing was kinda hot. maybe my audience isn't really into that... well, i do understand lol yanderes are meant to love you
hybrid sawshark! ayato isn't one to bow to humans, but he acknowledges the changes you've had on his life. while he does get a kick out of bullying whenever he teaches you, he makes it clear that he likes to pamper you. his competitors are fluffy-tailed dogs and soft-eared mammals. his denticles might not be very pleasing to pet, but he still puts a bit of an effort to make you like him. the others think it's to irk them, especially with the sly smile he sends their way after he successfully woos you over, but thoma knows that it's probably because he's a bit insecure about his lack of... fluffiness.
academy! ayato doesn't put much effort at all. there's a clear power imbalance between the two of you, and he treats you more like a trophy rather than a lover. he showers you with lots and lots of gifts, but as a way to shackle you to him. he does get his soft moments though— laced fingers as you walk through the entertainment district, fond gazes as you focus on your homework, and delicate fingers tucking your hair behind your ear as you fall asleep on said homework. he does get soft, but he never makes it shown to you because he's afraid he might lose the control in this imbalance.
househusband! ayato is a lot more comfortable with you. your marriage isn't arranged or forced; you willingly took him as your husband. so he has a bit more solace and is more willing to open up around you. when none of his yandere tendencies are trigered, you two have a disgustingly normal and domestic life. think: giggling while he twirls you to the music on the tv, hugging you from behind as you cook breakfast, taking you on romantic candlelight dinners because he can, casually flirting with you out of nowhere just so he can see you flustered.
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yestrday · 6 months
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What if academy!darling is an opportunist and see the best in her situation. Like a harem of rich, pretty boys that are obssesed and will pretty much do everything for you? The world is in your hand. That thing you wanted so bad but didn't have the money? Now is yours. That food you aways wanted to try but didn't know how to cook or where to find? Also yours. That person that was bothering you? Gone.
oh dear, ohhh dear. what a dangerous line of thought to have. sure, there are suitors who will absolutely give you the best and expect nothing in return (aether, bennett, razor, thoma, etc) but for the most part? you're playing a verrryyy dangerous game darling.
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it gives you sort of high, kinda, knowing how many men are at your beck and call because they claim to... love you? love's not a foreign concept to you, but had been wholly unnecessary in your lifelong drive to be the number one in everything you do. still, if love did make you bentos every week or so, give you free rides on limos, protect you from unsavory people... then you wonder why you hadn't hopped on that train long ago.
"thank you," you smile at the suitor of the hour, holding onto half of the stack of papers you were to carry to the faculty. smile just very slightly, tilt your head, look in their eyes but not too much, bat your lashes. "you're very sweet." high-pitched, but not too nasally.
they blush under your sweet gaze, not noticing how the sides of your lips slightly falter when they avert their gaze. hm, your muscles must be taut from all this forced smiling. better massage them at night.
then there's another one later, who looks at you with a mocking smile and provokes you at every sentence. your fists are itching to send him straight to the ground, let out all your anger and frustration at the world and its fucking stupidity and unfairness, but you don't. no matter how much you want to, you only bite your tongue till tears well up in your eyes and you start to sniffle.
they like it, fucking bastard. you thought they loved you? but apparently love must be different from what you've seen, because their eyes lap up every tear with a hunger only a ravenous predator knows. but you grit your teeth and bear it, because a week ago you've seen this man walk out of an alley with blood on his hands and a souvenier from a bully of yours. this is your reward for them.
there's more of them, popping up like flies everywhere you go. you know for a fact that this isn't normal. exactly what about you is drawing these men in? but no matter how much of your time they consume, no matter how many times you had to bow your head to avoid pissing these rich people off, you'll be fine. they give, they steal, they maim... all for the sake of your heart. were you someone of their standing, perhaps you'd call them out. but you want things you've never dreamed of, need protection in a corrupt world. you need them.
sooner or later, once you have the lifestyle you've dreamed off, with a seven-fuckin'-digit salary and a mansion in hawaii, you'll kiss these fuckers goodbye.
hehe, a cute thought, but it's just that. merely daydreams of a commoner who got too greedy for their own good.
did you really think you could get away with playing a dozen or so men? with connections everywhere in the world? for someone so smart, you were so, so adorably stupid. but that's okay. it's cute when you think you're in power.
they're all watching in the shadows, eyes on your back no matter where you go. tensions are rising, and it's only a matter of time before the first one strikes.
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yestrday · 21 days
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NOW THAT ACADEMY!KAVEH AND ACADEMY!AYATO ARE OUT. CAN WE GET SOME CRUMBS ON THEM (Maybe even academy!thoma/ayato crumbs if ur feeling real funky 🤲)
third year - kaveh:
i've said this before, but kaveh was supposed to be on the candidates for valedictorian's list but fell out due to a recent drop in his grades
still, a lot of people look up at him, so he continues to act as if he's got everything together and he's not actually a second away from a breakdown
probably one of the few third years who don't beef with their junior harem members. he's especially fond of the first-years because he sort of pities them for entering into this highly competitve school (and he wishes that their dreams don't get crushed too soon).
on that note, he's quick to invite you and whatever first-year you're with and buy you guys free food.
has his group of friends, which is haitham, cyno, and nari. haitham likes to bring up the fact that it's a bit sad for a third-year to be hanging out with only second-years.
has little contact with his mother. he loves her. but. :///
has a habit of latching onto your arm whenever you two walk together. he's not very clingy towards people, but somehow people always see him latching onto you every time you two are together.
a bit childish... or maybe just lacking in physical affection. he immediately melts whenever you pat his head or just give him a hug. beware though, it might be a long time before he lets go of you.
him and haitham play good cop and bad cop whenever you're stuck between the two of them. kaveh's always scolding him for telling you such ridiculous stuff ("you did not get perfect just because he helped you!" "oh please, as if they could do that on their own.") and whatever he says to haitham goes in one ear out the other.
third year - ayato
does not live in the dorms but has his own penthouse because the kamisato also own a portion of the entertainment distict on the island
he's also in charge of said portion, so he's a very busy man balancing education and family business
he's in the tea ceremony club that zhongli's in, because it's quiet there and doesn't have many needless activities. he enjoys good tea and intellectual chatter without having to interact with annoying people
it's very funny to see him in the club though, sipping on his cold boba milk tea while everyone else enjoys their more traditional tea
does not use the public transportation system when travelling to and fro. moves along in his limousine with ayaka and thoma. when he sees you walking on the pavement, the driver pulls up beside and you the windows roll down, revealing the three of them motioning for you to come in
does not enjoy the social gatherings that the academy arranges from time to time, so ayaka is usually accompanied by thoma and forced to do all the socializing for him
however, if you show up, he's quick to dazzle everyone with his pretty face and luxury brand outfit. you know, just to show off in front of you.
kinda sus with thoma. when the two aren't separated by classes, thoma's always walking beside ayato. ayato gets a little handsy? intimate? with him which starts rumors
^ it doesn't help that thoma blushes a lot whenever ayato does that, so a lot of their fans have begun thinking that there may be something between them
a popular rumor is that one of the fans have heard the two of them behind a door, with very strange and suspicious sounds. he had immediately dashed off to excitedly gush about it to the other fans ("ah, thoma, that's too...!" "ayato-sama, please don't move too much or else...!" <- thoma is fixing ayato's hair)
loves pissing off the other harem members, whether it be hogging you or just verbal warfare, which is dangerous, as most of these people are just as rich and powerful. if he wasn't so obsessed with you, he would've kept up that smiling facade of his and be careful not to tick anyone off. but he's an obsessive jerk, so he takes great pleasure in their irritation
^ thoma, fixer that he is, is left to clean up his mess and salvage whatever relationships he can.
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yestrday · 10 days
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maybe this an obvious question but I'm in an ayato/thoma mood rn so I was curious if thoma sees mc/his darling above ayato? in your opinion, does he cherish them more than he reveres ayato? will he ever listen to an order given by mc rather than ayato? and does he want mc to himself or is he always open to "sharing" them with ayato?
the answer depends from au to au!
📓yandere! academy thomato
thoma sees darling on equal footing with him! he loves them a lot and is willing to do anything for them
if you tell him to make you a bento, or fetch something for him, or whatever mundane task you have for him, he'll do it! he's willing to do anything to make you happy
but ultimately... ayato's orders take priority over yours.
it's not that he loves ayato more than you, but... ayato is just more trustworthy and wise, you know? especially when it concerns your safety and well-being.
you're just so naive when it comes to the world of the elite, and you're often making too many reckless decisions. he loves you just as much as he loves ayato, but he cannot trust you with yourself.
he's willing to share with ayato! not really as an obligation of a servant to his master, but because he finds no problem in sharing someone he loves with another beloved
🐾 yandere! hybrid thomato
mmm, a bit of a bind, actually. he sees ayato as the master he's served before, but ayato is willing to bow his head to you, so you do position higher than ayato in this au
ayato isn't actually in a position to make any commands regarding you. if, for example, he ordered thoma to lock you up, he'd be swiftly stopped by the multiple, more powerful hybrids around him
he'll follow whatever the hybrids feel the best for you
if darling takes the route of corruption though, ayato won't be making any orders that will contradict yours. in fact, he'll be doing a lot of influencing. so your commands are literally just ayato's
willing to share. he doesn't just share you with ayato though. he's been sharing you with numerous hybrids from the start!
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