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riddle-me-ri · 3 months
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a/n: I totally didn’t forget the result of my poll…a..couple months back, lmao. I’ve actually always been thinking about it but never had a chance to sit down and get them done lol. Starting off strong with the riddle bois! Not sure who's up next, but no worries, all the rogues I write for will have a chance to shine!
Also not entirely back to fully uploading like I used to but may upload like once in a blue moon especially when the inspiration strikes me or if I need a small break from drawing lol
Content Warning: mentions of non-gender specific nudity and some allusions to sexual activity but nothing explicit.
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The Riddlers React to Reader Going to Bed Naked
Arkhamverse Riddler:
- Well, first things first he’s got to be willing to go to bed.
- You figured you could have an interesting surprise waiting for him when he finally gives into the sweet call of slumber.
- Edward doesn't notice at first–basically running on fumes as he gets under the covers.
- It isn't until he tries to get comfortable he notices.
- And he is extremely shocked.
- How–what–what's the logic behind this? This is ridiculous!
- He almost has half a mind to wake you up and demand you put and demand you put something on.
- Yet he somehow even feels too tired to even do that.
- Ed will deny it in the morning, but you cannot deny that he did enjoy nestling into your side and into your skin.
Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:
- Oh..uhh…oh wow…umm…is that really comfortable?
- Gotham can be unbearingly cold at night and his apartment doesn't have the best heater.
- Edward is still very new to this level of intimacy–
- His brain will go into overdrive, trying to figure out if you're trying to tell him something.
- Are-are you trying to initiate…what he thinks you are?
- As his head spins, his face is flushed red.
- Edward will try to work up the courage to ask what this is about.
- You will have to explain to him if you were teasing him or just trying a new sensation.
- Either way, he will understand or try to, just give him a heads up next time…you almost gave him a heart attack.
Gotham Riddler:
- Is that really comfortable? 2.0
- His whole pale face is as red as a ripe tomato.
- Eddie will likely assume you aren't feeling well…that…that's the only explanation.
- Are you getting chills? Are you overheating? Do you feel nauseous? Here let him take your temperature.
- You really can't help but laugh and find his concern incredibly endearing.
- Ed is relieved to hear you're fine, but is now back to surprise when he realizes you were just teasing him.
- What…what should he do? For once he kinda leans into his confident alter ego for guidance.
- Once you two get closer and he gets to feel the softness of your skin, he's immediately hooked.
- Eddie can't just have his hands touching you, he wants all of his skin touching your own.
BTAS Riddler:
- Man's face is as red as his hair.
- Well, well, well…this is um…quite the surprise.
- Where in the world did you get this idea?
- Eddie will try to keep a confident and collected aura about him.
- But he's absolutely quivering on the inside, his heart about to beat out of his chest.
- His eyes rake over your body, appreciatively, until you tore the covers from his hand and snuggle into the mattress as you tuck the comforter back underneath you.
- You tease him and say he can't see or touch until he joins you also naked.
- Well, who's he to turn down a deal like that?
- Eddie snatches the covers and hops into bed, quick to wrap you in his arms and kiss youwhich muffled your laughs.
Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:
- Oh my God fucking FINALLY
- As much as he does enjoy the occasional strip tease…
- Having you already naked makes it a gazillion times easier to get to the main event.
- I imagine this Ed only sleeps in his boxers (briefs)...(and question mark socks)
- So when he sees you naked he's very quick to discard his underwear.
- If you weren't trying to have sex by sleeping nude then…good luck trying to convince him otherwise.
- Or trying to get his hands off of you…like at all.
- But come on, were you really expecting anything less?
Telltale Riddler:
- Quirks an eyebrow.
- He's not sure if he's amused, confused, or annoyed.
- And you can't quite tell either at first.
- Of course not one to give in to your antics..
- He asks you plainly what you're doing and what you were expecting out of this “surprise”
- You shrug, maybe you wanted to catch him off guard, maybe you've been getting too hot cause he won't let you turn the ac on (cause if it's hitting anything below 80°F he claims to be freezing)
- Ed will either call your bluff and actually get into bed with you and not give you any attention…you will have to work for that.
- Or he'll tell you to put some clothes on or he won't share a bed with you.
- OR if you catch him on a particularly trying night he may just pounce immediately.
Young Justice Riddler:
- *blue screen of death*
- *dial up internet sounds*
- Most likely to genuinely have his nose slowly bleed.
- He's confused on what to do or how to respond.
- Like not that he doesn't…err…appreciate you letting him see you but…why?
- Also like Gotham Riddler and wonders if maybe you're overheating or not feeling well.
- When you tell him you just wanted to tease him, he's practically melting.
- Oh well, yeah you…you did very successfully.
- You'll likely have to drag him to bed with you and proceed to take off his clothes for him so he can join you properly.
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stickparrot · 4 months
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These five little nerds has been hovering in my brain for a month so congrats
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What do you mean I dont have type (lie)
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fallingpapersnow · 1 year
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Whoops, I've forgotten to post this video for a while now! Here's the updated version of my Young Justice Riddler compilation. There's an extra 10 seconds of footage, and the video is cleaned up a bit more in a few areas. Enjoy!
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butcher-bloke · 1 year
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Dying Easter eggs with YJ riddler
I have waited so long to post this! Happy Easter to all who celebrate!
warnings: none! It’s pure tooth rotting fluff
(hope you enjoy this @bazingerrr)
He had everything set out days in advance. Your shared kitchen looked like a science lab.
He had beakers upon beakers of green dye in every shade imaginable. His hands and face splattered in the vivid colors as he giggled and painted little question marks on each egg that had already dried.
“Y/N! What do you think?”
He turned to look at you with his beautiful gap-toothed gin shining bright.
‘They k look amazing, do you mind if I help?’
His smile stretched wider as he nodded and pulled out the chair beside him for you to sit down. You laughed as you sat down beside him, turning to to see him looking straight at you.
“Boop!”
He touched his dye stained finger to your nose causing both of you to giggle.
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finniestoncrane · 3 months
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Unexpected Exhibitionist
Young Justice!Riddler x GN!Reader, word count: 4k commission: a particularly fun commission from a wonderful friend, featuring an au where all the riddlers co-exist, and sweet yj!eddie is teased riiiiiiiight in front of them all, or at least, digitally 💚 commission me here! request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: teasing, oral sex, exhibitionism in a way!, sex on camera... kind of! (should be gn!reader but let me know if i've missed something obvious)
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Eddie so very rarely asked to have some space from you. Only when he was focusing on something complicated or exceptionally important would he ever think of asking you to give him an hour to himself. And even though he had asked for permission to spend the morning alone in his office, you were prepared to deny him that, if only for the sake of checking up on him.
He hated when you fussed, of course, believing that he wasn’t worth the attention, or that he should be the one fussing over you, and while you were usually ok with being fawned over him and offering your support from a distance when requested, today was different.
There was a conference call, with the other Riddlers. A teleconference? Or a… you weren’t sure what the name of an interdimensional meet-up between several super-villains of the same ilk would be, if you were honest. But what you did know was that it had been driving Eddie insane with anxiety lately. And you felt it was your responsibility to try and cheer him up, or at least distract him for a little bit to make sure he was prepared for the afternoon. So you crept into his office, watching him type furiously as he wiped his brow of sweat, trying to think of what the best way to interrupt him might be.
With a hand placed on his shoulder, you squeezed it softly and let your fingers linger as you spoke.
“You busy, Eddie?”
Immediately ceasing the almost relentless and steady typing at his computer, Eddie turned to you, pushing his glasses up his nose with his finger and focusing his attention completely on your waiting smile.
“Never too busy for you! Do you… need something? Anything?”
He checked the clock on the wall, then the clock on the screen, then his watch on his wrist. A nervous habit he’d developed since cohabiting with you. When he was alone, it was easy to get distracted. To spend hours and hours, sometimes close to a full day, without stopping, speaking, bodily functions and needs tended to on autopilot. But he was trying his hardest to take breaks. Partly, because you told him it was good for him to stop, and that you wanted him to be healthy and happy. Mostly, because he wanted to spend every second he could with you, cherishing those moments, still in disbelief that you would give him the chance to.
Smiling at you awkwardly, hoping he hadn’t been neglecting you for too long, he turned the chair around. He was well aware that you could feed yourself, grab a drink when you needed one. But he liked to do things for you, to tend to you, care for you, spoil you almost. Like a princess. And the idea that you had been sitting around hungry or thirsty or tired or bored made him feel horrendously guilty.
“Yeah, dummy. I need you! I missed you.”
You offered him a warm smile, narrowing your eyes softly at him as you stepped closer, seating yourself on his lap, hands moving straight to his tie. You teased it, running your fingers up and down it as you watched the movements. Eddie’s eyes bore into you, watching your face as you took him in. he marvelled at the way you could look at him with such adoration, he’d never experienced anything quite like it. His hands fell to your waist, shifting slightly to offer you more space on his thighs, the grip on you light, but protective.
With a soft giggle, you squirmed a little, writhing against him as you brought your cheek to his, your lips close to his ear as you sighed, a quiet moan as you felt him against you, a definite stiffness growing as you let your fingers trail along his neck and through his hair.
As much as Eddie savoured your affections, physical or otherwise, he knew if he didn’t stop you now then he’d be drawn into you, unable to focus on anything else. He wasn’t too busy to get you a drink or hug you, but he was very aware that he had an appointment coming up shortly, an important video call, and he couldn’t miss it. He hated himself for what he was about to do, but it had to be done.
Eddie cleared his throat and leaned back.
“I can’t believe I am about to say this, but I’ll have to take a raincheck on this amazing… hug?”
“Could’ve been more.”
You winked playfully, but you were still disappointed. You didn’t question him, you knew he wouldn’t turn you down for just anything.
“I have the… the big conference call, with the others.”
“Oh! Well, of course you can’t miss that.”
Eddie winced at the thought, and you stood up from his lap, letting him turn the chair back around.
“You look tense though, Eddie.”
You rubbed at his shoulders, feeling your stomach flutter when he groaned in pleasure at the touch.
“I am… I’m nervous… I wish I could just distract myself, or have something to distract me during this. Something to take the edge off. I feel like they’re all so much more… qualified than me. That they have something I don’t.”
It hurt you to see him so dejected, to be questioning himself. It was easy to understand him. He was a lot quieter than the others. No less capable about being arrogant in his intellectual prowess, but not as cruel or loud as the others about his achievements and intelligence. He had informed you a few times before, but not in detail, about his hang-ups with his fellow Riddlers, that they were more infamous in their respective universes, that they had more power, more criminal achievements. But you were very aware that there was one thing he had that they didn’t. He had you.
“Is there anything I can do to help? Anything at all?”
You winked playfully, watching his mouth twitch as it tried to force a smile.
“I uh… you could stand there and look pretty, that always helps me. But it might bore you when we get down to business.”
“I could listen to you talk for hours, Eddie. Your lips look so pretty when you’re talking about your plans.”
There was an audible gulp as Eddie swallowed his nerves, his brain, usually so quick and competent, struggling to keep up with your flirtatious conversation. He was so nervous around you, even still, and the innocent and almost terrified way he tried to flirt gave you butterflies and made you fall in love with him even more each time.
You could tell he was running out of things to say though, so you put him out of his misery and offered up your services to him.
“Well, Eddie. I’m sure I can think of something to help you relax… and I promise I won’t get in the way of your prep for the meeting.”
Sinking to your knees you crawled around the chair and under the desk, where you settled on your heels. Your palms, firm against him, stroked up his thighs towards his crotch, where his pants were beginning to tent even at this slight touch. You couldn’t help yourself, unable to supress the delighted giggle which came out at how quickly you were able to have him aroused and at full attention.
“Oh, my! You’re certainly excited at least… maybe not quite relaxed yet, but we’re heading in the right direction, I suppose.”
Your fingers were twitching as you reached for the fly of his pants, undoing the metal button and unzipping them before tugging to pull them down. The delightful bulge sat between the opening in the fabric, covered by his boxers which you smiled at, noting that they were his lucky green ones. He really was nervous about this meeting. He was so entirely sweet and adorable, and the fact that his logical brain still relied on superstition and ritual at times when he was particularly worried or anxious made your heart leap in your chest. There wasn’t anything you wouldn’t do to help him through this, it was just lucky that the method you knew best was one that would satisfy you too.
Running your fingers along the elastic band at the top of his boxers, you hummed in satisfaction as you watched his cock twitch, suppressed by the fabric, desperate to be free, aching for your direct touch. You ran a finger over the top of his boxers, feeling his length tense up, jerking softly below the tickling sensation. Another giggle fell over your lips, sultry and coloured in your own obvious arousal. You licked at your lips and swallowed the gathering saliva, noting that you were drooling at just the idea of tasting his cock, having it, thick and hard against your tongue, choking you as you tried to take as much of it in as possible.
You couldn’t put it off any longer. As much as you wanted to tease, to take it slowly and offer a relaxing pace, you needed to at least hold his cock in your hands. You needed to feel him, skin against skin.
“Oh… oh! Are you… are you going to uh… oh wow! You are!”
As his boxers shifted down over his cock, it bounced free completely, sweetly coloured the same as his skin, his head a flushed pink that glistened with precum, and the tuft of trimmed but still wild pubic hair that topped it looked soft to the touch. With your drool threatening to spill over your lips, you licked them and let your tongue drag up from the base of Eddie’s twitching length to the tip, where you flicked your tongue swiftly. At the sound of his whimper, you wrapped your lips around the tip and hollowed your cheeks, sucking as you hummed in satisfaction, finally having him in your mouth.
His chest rose and fell sporadically, as though he were having to manually breathe in and out, his usual instincts inhibited by the flustered pleasure that coursed through him in heavy waves. Each time he opened his eyes to look down at you, he was sent writhing once more, the sultry way you stared at him driving him wild, insane even, at the notion someone as attractive as you would look at him as though not only were he somehow equally sexy, but that just the act of pleasuring him was enough to get you off.
Which it was. Testament to this, you could feel your underwear starting to dampen, soaked in your slick as you found yourself groaning with Edward’s thick, turgid cock stretching your mouth, pressing on your tongue, the almost sweet taste of his skin clashing with the salted flavour of his precum.
A shrill sound interrupted Eddie’s soft moans as you serviced him, tinkling out loud in the room. Choking on a gasp, you could feel Eddie shuffling around.
“Oh-oh god… it’s them… it’s early? I got the time wrong?”
“What are you going to do?”
“I don’t… you have to… I can’t do this while you’re there!”
“But you’re nervous! I’m helping!”
You smiled up at him, teasing slightly, it was impossible not to. He was so cute when he was flustered, and flustered was better than terrified. So you reached up and hit the enter button.
“No! Nooo-uh, hello!”
The screen was filled with the faces of the other Riddlers, each of them keen to begin their discussions, to hear Arkham’s plans which he had assured them all was the definite end to their problem, the Batman.
“How are we all doing today, my… colleagues.”
Eddie tensed in the chair as you returned your hands to his cock, taking it in your grasp, both fists lining the shaft as you pumped it slowly, languid strokes that made him gasp and stutter as he uttered his hellos over the camera.
“Are we all feeling ok?”
“Heh-ye-Es.”
His voice squeaked on the words, and you stifled a giggle at his reaction, cock throbbing against your palms. Desperately trying to compose himself, he sat up straighter in the chair, thick length writhing in your hands as you shuffled closer to him, your palms tracking up his thighs and pulling at his hips. With a soft exhale, you let your warm breath tickle over his skin, before your lips found his head, closing over it again.
As calm as he was able to be, Eddie focused, unblinking, on the camera as he tried his best to listen to what Arkham and the others were saying. It was impossible to go too long without his mind drifting back to what was happening under the desk. Your sweet mouth opening as wide as you could make it to allow him to slide effortlessly to the back of your tongue. Your fingers, gentle and delicate as you cupped his balls, squeezing softly as you continued to suck his cock against his squirming.
“Edward, are you quite alright? I don’t expect much from you all, given that I am the superior Riddler here, but I would at least hope that your feeble mind could pay attention for more than thirty seconds at a time.”
Swallowing his nerves, and trying to suppress his desperate arousal that was building in his chest, Edward stuttered over his words.
“I’m… I’m here- I mean, I’m fine… I mean, it’s ok. I’m paying attention. Sorry. Sorry.”
“Are you sure, it appears that you have something else on your mind.”
“No, I assure you I’m f-HUH-ine… ahem…”
Feigning a cough, Eddie tried to cover the pitch-shifting in his voice. He was bad at deflecting though, and the more he tried to encourage everyone to move on, the more they seemed to be focused on him. Especially when the more sympathetic of his fellow Riddlers were keen to make sure he was ok before continuing their master plan discussions.
“Eddie, are you sure you’re ok? You look awful sweaty…”
Gotham was stretching in his seat, straining to get closer to the camera. Dano’s face curled into one of worry and concern as he chimed in.
“And your face is flushed. Are you hot? You might be coming down with something. You could turn your camera off if you’re feeling uncomfortable being on with us all when you’re-”
“NO! This is far too important for anyone to be given an excuse to stop listening.”
Arkham was furious at the suggestion, his screen shaking briefly as he slammed his fist down onto the table he sat at.
“No muting. No turning the cameras off. Every single one of you needs to be held accountable and be paying attention completely. I won’t let any single one of you fall behind and cause this plan to crumble apart. Not when my name is so clearly attached to it.”
Holding in a mischievous giggle, you hollowed your cheeks, slurping louder than you meant to, aware that there was every chance it was heard over the microphone. But no one said anything, and Eddie covered it with another cough.
As you let the teeth on your lower jaw graze along the underside of his length, you could feel him tensing, breath hitching at the slight tingling of pain you knew he enjoyed far more than he could admit to. Quick to try and prevent any further embarrassment, or reason for the others to suspect that something untoward may be happening, Eddie clamped his hands over his mouth. Though he realised this in itself was perhaps a strange movement, so putting his less than admirable acting skills to practice, he let out a dramatic and very obviously fake yawn.
A few of the faces on the screen looked on in confusion, some with concern. Arkham, of course, glared down the lens in oblivious rage. Concerningly, to Eddie, both Zero Year and Unburied wore a slight, knowing smirk. He tried to convince himself that there was no way they could know, to keep himself calm. But it was so obvious, their expressions so telling. They might not know exactly what was happening, but they had an inkling that all was not well on Eddie’s side of the camera. Or all was perhaps a little too well.
You laid off a little, letting your hands stroke him softly and slowly to offer some reprieve when you heard Arkham barking over the speakers.
“Are you completely incompetent? I find it hard to believe that you share anything in common with even these idiots, let alone with me! But, since you’re so insistent on being the focus of the attention, perhaps you would like to inform us of your progress with your part of the plan.”
“I… uh…”
Eddie stammered nervously, fully aware of your mischievous nature and knowing this might be the thing that pushed him over the edge. How much could he conceal if he was the only one talking? The focus of every pair of eyes on the call? Not much, he imagined.
“Did you forget, Edward, that we were all going to present our own progress today? Was it too taxing for you to do the work and remember? Next time, I will take that on board. I will remember how little you are capable of taking on.”
Eddie let out a brief sigh of relief, which choked in his throat with a squeal as you ran your thumb over the flushed, reddening head of his cock.
“But! Due to the nature of today’s call, the sheer importance, and the fact that you have already disappointed me and disrupted the flow, I will insist that you please, present your no doubt lacklustre and pointless information to us immediately.”
With his stomach lurching, Eddie tried to gaze down at you, meeting your eyes as you peered up at him just below the table’s edge. You wore a grin that told him you weren’t going to make this easy. And it was already difficult. He could feel himself throbbing, his palms sweating, as he watched your hands caressing his length, your eyes staring, unblinking, directly into his.
When he realised that you had been commanding his attention long enough for it to be questionable to the others as to why he had been staring at his lap for so long, he managed to pull himself away from the view. With an awkward smile and a strangled laugh, he cleared his throat and pulled up his notes.
“Well, as you all know, it’s been a long and difficult process to get us all together and able to work on this. I have been trying my hardest to make sure that ah-ha-AH-ah-ah-I’ve-ah… choo?”
Arkham furrowed his brow as Eddie failed miserably to cover his heightened moaning with a pathetic attempt at a fake sneeze, ready to begin yet another rant aimed at Eddie’s assumed idiocy, but not before Zero Year chimed in.
“What’s wrong with you, Eddie? Got something on your mind?”
Zero Year recognised the facial expressions, the sounds. How could he not? He spent his days browsing lazily, one hand on his mouse or holding his phone, the other wrapped around his stubby cock as he gazed at the sordid imagery on various porn sites. He was well aware of what was happening, even if he couldn’t believe it.
At first, he had assumed that Eddie was masturbating during the meeting, that he’d gone a little bit insane and felt it was worth the risk. But, and despite his complete disbelief in this, he’d settled on the idea that there was someone else with Eddie, someone hidden below the screen, or below the desk, and they were the one behind his growing arousal and imminent climax. Of course, Zero Year was infuriated by this, his jealousy fuelling his decision to make matters far worse for Eddie as he sat, writhing and tensing on the other side of the screen, trying to hold himself together.
Unburied had similarly come to the conclusion that Eddie’s odd behaviour was at the hands, quite literally, of someone else who was currently providing a very well-received service to him, either as a tease or as part of an experiment in exhibitionism. Although, he doubted that Eddie was that adventurous, which was a correct assumption. Your shy, nervous, sweet Eddie was too much of a rule follower to allow himself the pleasure of being this risky. You, on the other hand, were far more willing to be a bit naughty, and you were happy to drag Eddie kicking and screaming along for the ride.
As the sweat began to fall from Eddie’s forehead to his brows, his upper-lip now coated in the sheen also, Unburied and Zero Year let loose a barrage of false concern for him. All eyes were focused on him now, with Arkham staring furiously, his face getting redder and his voice getting louder behind the persistent questioning and mocking jeers of the others. He had picked up on the suggestions, and was nearing nuclear levels of rage at Eddie, who was beginning to feel himself coming undone under the pressure and the weight of your tongue and lips against his desperate cock.
You could almost taste his release, feel each miniscule twitch of the veins around his length against your tongue as Eddie bit his lip, wailing out loud, trying to cover his sounds of growing pain and pleasure with stammered words he never quite managed to complete.
“I… I ha-ha… have… I have to… I have to g-go…”
“Don’t you dare hang up this call, Edward. I will see to it that you never join us for another plan. You’ll be an embarrassment to the moniker, The Riddler and I’ll ensure that everyone knows it.”
“Yeah, c’mon Eddie. Whatever it is, just let it out. We’re all friends here.”
The cruelly curled smirk on Zero Year’s lips still wasn’t enough to hold Eddie’s orgasm back. He could feel it rising, cock moist and warm in your mouth, ready to release his seed in an explosive and embarrassing show.
“I have to! I can’t!”
Eddie reached his hands up to the table, clearly taking the risk that Arkham’s threats were empty, intent on hanging up on the call anyway before he made a mess of himself, and your face, on camera. But you were quick to intercept, your fingers tight around his wrists as you held his hands below the chair. He didn’t have the strength to fight you, his hole body was trembling. This was exciting. A complete turn on. At your mercy, embarrassed in front of his peers, yes. But also, displaying a sense of dominance before them. What one of them could say they had someone on their knees in front of them, making sure their cock was wet and empty while they worked diligently on their plans.
The thought alone was enough to push him over the edge and he let forth a shrill squeal than fell to a guttural growl as he came. You moaned, muffled, in surprise as you tried to swallow his load, but it was powerful, plentiful, and you could feel it dripping down over your lips and down your chin as it kept coming.
Though you couldn’t see it, you could accurately picture the result of Eddie’s orgasm. His own face, slick with sweat, a half-smile with heavy lidded eyes as he tried to catch his breath. The others, unsure of whether to look away so as not to see, or to pretend like nothing had happened.
And Arkham, who was staring directly down the lens, teeth bared in a snarl. Part jealousy, part disbelief, part genuine fury that there was a Riddler out there who was willing to give in to such human urges during the most important part of their work together so far.
Wiping your face with your sleeve, you placed kisses along Eddie’s thighs and shuffled out from under the desk, making sure you weren’t visible on camera. It would be better to leave it as an uncertainty, a mystery. At least until next time. You might be kind enough to introduce yourself then.
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quandaryqueen · 1 year
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He has a serious relationship with S/O who has a kid. After some time he helped the kid with something and they went "Thanks dad." Without realizing.
Riddler BTAS, YJ, Arkamverse
Thanks dad
Edward Nygma X Reader
FIRST OF ALL THAT'S PRECIOUS OMFG 😍
💚 Young Justice
Children? Oh he fights them on a daily basis... He can't say that, can he? Ahh, fuck.
Look, he is one desperate cookie and those who glance upon him, he is latching himself to them faster than you can blink, regardless of who they are. A ten is still a ten even if they have a child from a previous relationship, he is willing to take any baggage, child included... N-No, he didn't mean to call the child a baggage--
Oh kids... Yeah, he doesn't really have a positive thing to say about them, especially when they're certain inconvenience that will render his plans collapsed because of them... But it's your child, they're an exception.
The little thing is tolerable for sure. A bit hyperactive, but what child isn't? A six year old who has a lot of question for the world, confused about socialising but his heart is at the right path.
Guess what their name is... Robin. An energetic gymnast with a penchant to ask plenty of questions, a known witty ass... Um yeah.
NO WORRIES, HE DOESN'T — ahem, he doesn't hate the boy at all! Even if he shares striking similarities with the boy wonder, he's checked just in case... Though sometimes he doubts himself, but then he is reminded that, in fact, Boy wonder Robin is no longer six years old, whereas Robin-Y/N's-son is only six years old.
Anyways, Edward picked up Robin from school for today and they greeted you with a concerning sight; your son holding a bloody handkerchief to their nose and your Edward's shirt bloodied with, presumably and hopefully, your son's blood... That is phrased wrong, but you know what I mean, right?
Edward then explains to you about Robin failing to secure himself in his seat and one abrupt halt after an encounter with a dumbass driver, your son was sent hurling forward and slamming his face against the seat in front of him. Oh Edward, our sweet Edward was a nervous wreck and it went a little something like this:
"Oh my god are you okay, buddy? Oh shi--oot. Oh no, oh no, oh no."
Edward bends back over the backseats, but to no avail, he resorts to leaving the driver's seat and entering the back. He nervously inspect your son, wincing when his fingers touched and stained with blood, but he pushes through his squeamishness and pinches Robin's nose, all the while, his free hand hunts for his spare handkerchief.
"Am okaaay," Beams your son with a nasally voice, his big eyes identical to yours looking up at Edward. "That's a lot of blood."
"Oh no, Y/N's going to kill me!" He squeaks, finally able to get a hold of a handkerchief before using it to pinch your boy's nose.
"Yeah, blood is hard to get off a white shirt... And it's brand new." Oh bless his heart.
"Whatever you do, don't tilt your head up," Edward says, absentmindedly wiping his bloody fingers on his shirt before reaching for the bottle of sanitiser in the glove box. Luckily, he spots a bag of wet wipes and opts to use it instead. "Give me your hand."
Robin puts a hand out and Edward got to work with ridding the red from Robin's fingers and palm. Robin switches to his other hand and Edward does the same. During the act, even in concentration and panic, Robin's nasally voice does not slip his ears.
"Thanks dad."
.... Augh 😫
💚 Arkhamverse
Children are not his thing, he'd like to stay away from those fussy miniature humans with underdeveloped minds as much as possible... But he is making an exception with this one that happened to be his favourite person's daughter.
At first he was a touch tense around your daughter, opting to lean away and at times, dismiss them as much as he can, until you scolded him to include her as a package that comes in the relationship and if he doesn't want that, then he should drop the relationship all together. Apparently he loves you enough thay he began to be less dismissive of the child.
... he supposes your daughter, Helen, isn't that bad. She's tolerable unlike other children. Curious little thing, fidgety, and a bit timid. At first she too was afraid of Edward, sensing that she isn't wanted to be dealt with, until he himself began warming up to her that the nine year old began to open up as well.
Peaking from the threshold of the kitchen, you spot Edward who had just crawled out his development facilities and freshly bathed, sitting across the counter from Helen as she moves between to the surface of the counter and the stove where a pot is boiling. Tipping your head upwards, to see a chess board on the countertop.
You remembered how Helen brought up yesterday she needed to enhance her puzzling skills to compete against other schools. She had only recently developed an interest to puzzles thanks to Edward and specifically towards chess.
"Are you sure that's your final move?" Edward asks after Helen has placed a piece down on the board.
Helen, upon being greeted by this question many times, began to analyzing and questioning her move. Noticing what he is implying, she takes her move back and places her piece elsewhere.
"Good. Remember, during a real chess match, you can't just hope your opponent does not capture your piece."
"Okay... Thanks dad."
Edward's game plan to destroy the child with a checkmate once again has been thwarted with a single word. Dad... DAD---
Short circuiting. Give him a moment to process. He got knocked off-guard so hard he lost to Helen. Well, she can't just call her opponent's 'dad' to catch them as off guard as Edward now can she?
💚 Batman the animated series
He is selective when it comes to children. On the other hand, he had made a demographic out of younger groups of people and kept them in mind when it comes to developing video games and on the other, he can find a few of them as obnoxious and he actively turn away from them just so he could act out the urge to smack a child.
But your daughter Meri was nothing but am absolute dear, Edward couldn't help but to simply adore the precious little babe! A polite young lady who is a touch playful and is an absolute delight to talk to! Edward couldn't help but to want to spoil the girl! ... If you'd allow him. Can he? Okay, not too much, just this Gameboy.
Meri doesn't play videogames all that much but when Edward introduced her to a Gameboy, oh boy, he might just make a gamer girl out of he. I mean, since the man has also the intricate knowledge about programming, he might get her interested in it as well! The process of which Edward was teaching her now to be accustomed with playing with one is something they bond over, at times where Meri couldn't bear a certain level she would tug in Edward's sleeve and ask him to help her out.
How could he say no to the face that resembled you??? Tasks and agenda are now thrown away, we must beat this level of Super Mario Bros. It will cost him his career as a Internationally renowned threat as a rogue, but he says it's worth it. Why, you may ask?
"YAY! Thanks dad, you're the greatest!"
Among the influx of emotions, the only implication of the absolute joy he feels inside leaks through his soft smile and he pulls your daughter against his chest and pats her head.
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🤡PUNCHLINE🤡: YJ 2010!OG Six!Team + Fem!OC X FEM!Reader
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PLOT: Joker and Harley Quinn's adopted daughter Punchline has been a constant headache to the Team ever since she broke free from Arkham Asylum without getting caught with her neapolitan fun boy Andrew Merry. This clown princess was only pulling an act to get free from her so-called parents and lover. She found out the truth about herself a week ago within LexCorps and heard it all...she was a missing child stolen from a family. Punchline suffered from many things cause she never kills and left innocents alone, but has murdered bad guys only when she deems them as threats to the world. She felt those harmful words and they played with her pain by hurting her rather than healing her. They pushed her around and pulled her down into the bottomless pit of bittersweet vengeance. Will the Team save her from these bloody killer clowns and bring her out of this freakshow of circus psychos? {ALPHA/BETA/OMEGA}.
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WARNING: DARK ANGST, SOFT FLUFF, ROUGH SMUT, ETC.
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"Breaking news, deranged beta criminal Andrew Merry has successfully escaped Arkham Asylum after Punchline blew up his cell and got tons of criminals out alive. Joker and Harley Quinn's legacy has begun her reign of terror all over again in Gotham City as her boyfriend does the same. If you see them out in public and anywhere else...run, I repeat run from them as far as possible." Punchline smiled with fake happiness as Andrew pulls her on his lap and smooches her lips with his own.
Andrew was once a beta named Lucas Nero Kaye, but another beta Harley changed him like Joker did to Punchline and gave him the special roller coaster ride to his fun-land. She was renamed as a beta named Alecia Delilah Napier and got branded by force. Ace Chemicals did all of its tricks of making her into their daughter and turning her mad like Alice Liddell.
Alice and Luka were toxic with each other. Punchline never loved him and cared for him, though Joker did care for Andy while Harley only loved her. Harleen Francis Quinzel and an alpha known as Jack Oswald White did favor Andrew rather than Punchline, it made her go fully black and white with splashes of red all over her body.
The gothic punchinello was protected by the female harlequin and the male jester was very close the neapolitan mime. Punchline vows to run away and never come back this life she's been breathing in as a hellish life. She has to wait and get rid of the tracker before she can make her escape to freedom and see broad daylight.
Punchline begins packing up her things and putting in a dark purple Lamborghini car she got from Joker for her assumed birthday. She waits till Andrew, Harley, and Joker leave for their annual heist at Gotham City Bank and gets inside her luxury car. The gothic punchinello slowly cranks up the fast car engine with one hand and begun leaving the hidden garage to the main exit.
The clown princess was lucky to remove the trackers and chips on her car, though the ones in her body were harder cause it was injected into her veins. Punchline drove from Arkham to some random city in baggy sweats to cover her scars and other evidence of abuse she went through as a little girl. The gothic punchinello kept driving and taking breaks by using all of the saved money she stole from a fellow beta Riddler's bank account thanks to Catwoman.
Every single day and night, she would drive from each city till she found herself in Robinson Park and was happy to find a place to hide from others. She manages to make some money with dancing and singing in subway stations to the public plaza till it went viral enough to become an internet star on social media sites. Punchline never showed her face, hasn't talked, and would always keep her looks to herself including her body...it was major insecurities.
The gothic punchinello suffered from the child neglect and domestic violence from her abusive lifestyle where she has no freedom to be herself. Punchline was safe from others and has to stay low for now on since Andrew will try multiple times to get his way with her for fun. She was suffering both inside and outside cause Joker can kill her in seconds if he finds out his porcelain doll got away from this playhouse...until one dreadful night at Jump City inside her apartment.
At Mount Justice, Batman somehow managed to locate where Punchline ran off and hide for a temporary amount of time. The Team watched the first day of her staying at Jump City by the cameras and saw the gothic punchinello looking paranoid about something. The seven sidekicks listened to what she said and understood why the clown princess ran away...to get out of an extremely toxic environment filled with crimes and scenes.
"She's the only key witness to finding out who's behind this plot with the Syndicate and why she became Punchline. Be careful Team, we know how she tends to be silent and deadly. Don't let her intimidate any one of you," the Team left the Secret Sanctuary and headed to Jump City where they found her car.
"Anything good in there?" Superboy opened the trunk and saw nothing but documents of a crime scene.
"It's just some papers," the clone replied as he raises the lid wider for the rest to see themselves.
Robin picks them up and reads each one by hand. It was from an unsolved mystery of a missing child back in the early 2000s, Bruce's godchild Evelina Gwendolyn Nelson was abducted by Harley Quinn and was personally "killed" by the Joker after he murdered her own parents in cold blood. The Boy Wonder see more files and other information in the trunk, such as DNA tests, birth certificates, ancestry trackers, hospital records, pharmacy visits, criminal history, and lie detectors.
"She has all of the files of Bruce Wayne's godchild including hers in there. Why does she have them?" Wonder Girl begun finding an extra key card and hands it to Robin.
"We're about to find out ourselves, come on guys." The Team followed the female demigod in the elevator and got in the private top floor.
Punchline was currently fast asleep with her scars and bruises from her last ambush a few days ago by the Joker, who notifies Andrew that his "girlfriend" dumped him and left the Laugh Pack for good by her death with a gunshot in her chest. The clown princess suddenly wakes up from her sleep when she hears a ding from the elevator and grabs two twin handguns along with a matching pair of daggers for safety precautions. Punchline hears several knocks and went into the bathroom by locking the door shut, leaning against it as she tries to find something for her joy in her backpack.
The Boy of Steel heard light shuffling behind the front door and knew Punchline was now fully awake. Kid Flash uses the key card and he went inside to see the whole apartment was surprisingly spotless from head to toe without traces of flaws on it. His six comrades can feel the tension as they went into different rooms and couldn't find her until they found her bedroom.
'Punchline's probably inside her room,' the archer said in the mind link, turning to Wonder Girl.
'Xena, you go open the door.' Kid Flash told the female demigod.
The leader of the Team gave his two teammates a raised eyebrow and he shakes his head no while his half-god girlfriend was unimpressed. Wonder Girl carefully opens the door and saw the room was shockingly clean, but a book was on the desk. The female demigod reaches for it and storms out of there with a neutral look on her face.
'Is that a journal?' Miss Martian asked her best friend.
'Yes, but I'm not reading it. We'll give this to Batman till further notice...unlike three of you who will more likely to read it.' The speedster, archer, and acrobat went silent while Aqualad, the female Martian, and Superboy nod their heads yes in agreement.
Punchline's heart was beating like crazy while tears came down her hollow cheeks and from her sunken eyes. She took her happy pills from her duffle bag and popped them into her mouth. The gothic punchinello was giggling quietly through tears of pain and faking her joy as she curls up in the bathtub, feeling the symptoms and effects it gave her.
Her stomach was scarred and burnt like other places on her bony frame. Punchline was diagnosed with major disorders and have health problems, but doesn't want immediate treatment due to trust issues. The clown princess has low self-esteem problems after Andrew tried to win her back at Arkham Asylum a few weeks ago and attempted to break her with the Joker watching both of them, but Catwoman saves the gothic punchinello long enough to let the young child escape from that horrifying nightmare to Jump City.
Catwoman was also the first person to see Punchline without her makeup and realize that her lover's godchild was actually alive. The cat burglar got what the gothic punchinello wanted in exchange of diamonds and pearls. The black cat burglar told the Dark Knight and he took a test between his childhood friends with Punchline's blood sample to confirm that Catwoman was right...the Joker broke Batman's godchild.
Punchline will always hug her stuffed animal she got from the Shadow Dame named "Koneko" which means "Kitten" in Japanese, it was sewn right and made with her love for animals. She doesn't like how people treats nature, the gothic punchinello has a soft spot for animals and flowers. As for food, she was born a natural vegetarian and doesn't like meat or anything that came from animals.
"Punchline, we know you locked yourself in there. Please come out of the bathroom," the gothic punchinello froze with shock and horror written on her face. "Don't make me hurt you honey, we know you're scared and in danger. Please sweetheart, we won't arrest you and treat you bad."
Punchline puts her things in her backpack and places her mask to cover her face from outsiders before pulling the hood over her head. Her dyed black locks of hair was peeking out and put her weapons in her bag. The clown princess gets up from the tub and carefully opens the door to see the Team.
The gothic punchinello looked a lot shorter and petite than usual. Miss Martian watched the younger girl put all of her weapons down and unload her pair of white platinum guns from their silver bullet ammo. Punchline shocked all of them by raising her hands and arms in surrender while going on her knees to let one of them arrest her.
Robin went behind the clown princess and puts a pair of handcuffs on her wrists before doing so to her ankles for safety precautions. The Boy Wonder gets her up and she flinches in response to the severe wound she made from a golden kitchen knife last night. Punchline stumbles trying to get her backpack up until she collapses and passes out cold from the pain in her stomach.
Wonder Girl saw it instantly and caught the child in time before she hits her head hard on the floor. She searches for a pulse, freezing to feel how faint and slow it was. Punchline kept the room cold as ice, hard as stone, and clean as slate contrast to her motionless body that was damaged.
"We need Punchline to med bay quick, she's barely responding." The female demigod carries Punchline bridal style, cringing when she held her and can tell she was sickeningly light as a feather.
The Team ran off to the Bio-Ship and flew back to their base with a dying child in their custody. Once the ship landed, Wonder Girl took Punchline in her arms and rushed to med bay with a panicked look on her face. Black Canary saw that the female demigod was on high alert and helped her keep the gothic punchinello breathing while the rest of the Team waited for their teammate to fix Punchline.
After a two hours of tests and exams, Wonder Girl was trying not to cry and rage when she saw everything that a child shouldn't experience for the first time. Punchline was the reason why heroes and innocents were still alive with their families, but this was personal...that journal was the last resort. The Sonic Screamer kept a sharp eye on the child as she breathe through her oxygen mask and rest peacefully.
Black Canary found the results and was terrified. Cracked ribs, dark circles around her eyes, bite marks on shoulders, pale skin, appetite loss, wounds on ankles, busted lips, broken nose, a minor concussion, burns on hands and feet, handprints on neck, lacerations on the back and chest, cuts on wrists and thighs, slashes on stomach and neck, and many more. This girl literally went through hell and back at a very young age.
"Canary, I told the Team already what's wrong and the signs that Punchline was constantly abused. We have to keep her under immediate watch and make sure she doesn't hurt herself. This was in her pockets," the female demigod explained before pulling the pill bottles.
'Happy pills, one pill a day makes the pain go away.' Black Canary thought.
"Not only that, Batman looked through her bags and saw a lot of disturbing things in it. Those files Robin attained from her car are real, the boys found more stuff and I told them to hand them over to y'all till further notice." Wonder Girl stated while checking on the IV fluids and blood transfusion she has from Catwoman. "She's selectively mute too, so we have to make her talk willingly...not by force. Punchline went through enough and was beaten every 24/7 for her right doings. She's not safe from the Joker, Harley, or Andrew, this little girl has to stay and be put under our custody."
Recognize: Catwoman; 00, Recognize: Superman; 01, Recognize: Batman; 02; Recognize: Wonder Woman; 03
Catwoman storms into med bay and sees Punchline being treated with care by the Amazonian demigoddess. The Core Four looked at the files and the blood sample they got from her a few months ago. This girl was a missing child and it matched with the blood of Bruce's honorary niece.
Robin saw his adopted father's girlfriend and knew that look. The black cat was worried for the clown princess and see the symptoms playing its roles into Punchline's health problems. The Team stayed by med bay and took turns of watching over her, only to see her sleep for hours.
A day later at med bay, Punchline wakes up and saw herself in a different room. She begins panicking that caused her heart rate to skyrocket and alert the Team. Wonder Girl got a painkiller ready for the gothic punchinello, who's having an anxiety attack and tearing up in pain.
"Shhh, shhh, shhh, it's okay sweetie, we're not gonna hurt you. Deep breaths...in and out." Punchline copied her and slowly calmed down before falling asleep. "There you go, that's a good girl."
The female demigod sighs in relief as Punchline slept and snore softly. Without the mask and hoodie, she looks like a fragile porcelain doll made from spun glass and fine china. The clown princess didn't hear the Team walking, who knew that they have to stay careful and not trigger her into going to panic mode.
'Is she okay?' Superboy asked her.
'No. This will take more than a few years to get Punchline recovered and sobered from abuse. We can't set off anything that'll make her have flashbacks and cause her discomfort. For now, we have to let the League decide what they have to do with Punchline. Let's pray that she doesn't go to prison, because this child's mind is too frail and broken apart from everything.' The Boy of Steel pats her shoulder while Wonder Girl writes down some healthy diet recommendations and tips.
"Bellatrix, she trusts you and Catwoman more than others. Here's my Golden Lasso of Truth," the Defender of Justice said, handling her rope to her daughter.
"Isn't this lasso way too far Mum? I get that all of us want answers, but this is a child who went through a living and breathing hell with two psychos as her "parents"." The Team nodded in agreement and stood beside the female demigod. "What's wrong with you and the League's minds? Are y'all really doing this to her, especially when I got what kinds of problems wrote down...please don't tell me the journal has all the proof in it."
Wonder Woman nodded with a saddened look and Wonder Girl turns livid. She begins calming down when she looks at Punchline's resting body and understood what her mother wants her to do, but she has a similar way. The teenage demigoddess carefully pulls the wires and cords, though kept a few on her for signs of conflict.
It took ten minutes to let Miss Martian link the older girl up and let their boyfriends hold them close. Kid Flash and Arrowette (Artemis Crock) were sitting side by side while Robin got another painkiller prepared for Punchline if she starts feeling any types of pain. The clown princess hums softly and opens her dull eyes to see the Team, who stares down at her bedridden form for answers.
"Alright Punchline, you got two choices to make. You can either tell us the truth or I'll have to let this golden magic rope do its work. Simple as that sweetheart, I'm not threatening to hurt you or make you feel scared. You're still a child that needs help and we can help you if you tell us." Punchline was hesitant and shivers as she tries to back away, but sees handcuffs on her bandaged wrists and ankles.
"Long story, the League found a lot of things and took your stuff out of your home from Manhattan. That's why you're stuck handcuffed and bedridden till we get the truth. All you have to do is talk and let us hear." Punchline said nothing and kept a horrified look on her face.
'She's not talking,' the female archer said to the teenage demigoddess.
'I'm not using this damn lasso to force an abused child into speaking Artemis, I refuse to let Batman interrogate her if it comes down to that option.' Wonder Girl responded to the blond-haired teenage girl.
"Or we'll get Batman and send you back to Arkham." Punchline begins tearing up in seconds and shaking her head no while whimpering, trying to get free while she got her to remember how Batman could see the genuine sadness written on her bruised face whenever she gets placed in Arkham.
Kid Flash smacks Robin in the back of the head and the Boy Wonder rubs it while frowning at his best friend. The rest glared at his blunt choice of words and the acrobat now understands why he needs to learn some respect. The clown princess sees the shot and begs silently to make it vanish from her teary green eyes.
"Sorry about this idiot, he tends to show no mercy on criminals." Kid Flash apologized as he drags him with the help of Arrowette out of med bay.
"Wait," the Team froze to hear her voice...so quiet and very timid. "Please don't leave, I'll talk."
The trio sat back down and their four older comrades asked her questions that led to her being truthful. Each answer she gave them were from ones about the Light and Cadmus, not herself...her life. Robin walks over to Punchline with a deep frown after he sees that she doesn't care for herself and living in a world of disaster.
"Next question, what did Joker, Harley, and Andrew do to you for years?" Punchline gulped nervously and knew this will cost her breathing soul.
The Team does know that she's twelve years old and going to thirteen next year. She was shivering and shaking, but Superboy shockingly held her hand and Miss Martian did the same to keep her at ease. Punchline begun telling the truth as the League hears everything and grew enraged, the clowns tried to break her apart by selling her off to Lex Luthor as a slave to teach her some manners.
After saying everything while Wonder Girl silently kept the lasso hidden away, the Team storms out of med bay and left the teenage demigoddess with the clown princess. She pulls the lasso from the child's foot and lets Wonder Woman take it from her hands. Her mother nods at her and pats her shoulder while trying to keep her relaxed.
"It's not your faults, it's always been mine." That was the last straw and Wonder Girl whips her head angrily at Punchline with a hardened glare, which got the Team backing away.
"YOUR FAULT?!! NO NO NO HONEY, IT'S THE FAULTS OF THE PEOPLE WHO HURT YOU, STARVE YOU, PUNISH YOU, SELL YOU, AND BREAK YOU!!" The Team froze to hear Wonder Girl snap and lash the truth out at Punchline. "YOU DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE, THEY NEVER CARED AND LOVED YOU CAUSE YOU SAW WHAT WAS TRULY RIGHT!! THEY'RE BLAMING YOU FOR THOSE HEISTS AND DEATHS CAUSE THEY KNEW THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE LIKE THEM!!"
Aqualad tries to get his girlfriend to calm down, but she snaps at him in warning with glowing silver eyes and went back to his spot. Wonder Woman knew that her daughter has the right to snap, though stand her ground and went over to the teenage demigoddess. Punchline was wide-eyed with tears streaming down her face, trying to get away from Wonder Girl and get free from the cuffs.
"Bella, you're scaring her." Wonder Woman warned her.
"DIANA, SHE HAS TO HEAR THIS WHENEVER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT!! IF THEY WERE YOUR PARENTS, WILL THEY SELL YOU TO SOME RICH MAN WHO WILL MAKE YOU INTO A MONSTER?!! IF THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND...YOU'RE A GODDAMN TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL FOR ZEUS'S SAKE!! HE SHOULDN'T BE CHEATING ON YOU WITH SOME DUMB WHORE, YOU'RE BETTER THAN ALL OF THEM AND YOU CAN'T SEE THAT SHIT YOUR OWN SELF!!" Wonder Girl yelled out angrily, facing Punchline while trying not to go full Light Avatar State and turning serious with a deepened alpha tone. "We wanna help you if you let us, I'm sorry for snapping, but you have to hear the truth of what I think and I believe all of us agree that you're safe here. We're a close pack, we've decided to watch over after somebody won the glaring contest with his mentor, and we'll keep you safe and sound from others. Please, we want you to trust us...we won't hurt you."
Punchline was set free by Black Canary, the small girl slowly begins walking to Wonder Girl and starts hugging her tight. The League was shocked like the Team, who were relieved that the clown princess was complying and was actually content. The teenage demigoddess picks her up and carries the petite child to the rolling chair.
"Your real parents were special indeed, they both died protecting you from Joker when he got Harley to take you years ago. You look just like your mother and father, his hair and eyes, your mother's looks and personality...Kent and Inza did mention about their deceased granddaughter having a stuffed animal named Koneko. Don't worry, I got your friend safe...right here." Punchline's dull eyes gleamed as she gently takes Koneko from her hands and hugs it close to her, closing her eyes that went back to green after the happy pills were flushed out of her entire system. "Catwoman's willing to take you under her wing and Black Canary will be there to give you therapy sessions. Batman will tell you about your parents cause the League were very close to them and were honored to have a cute little niece. She was smart, brave, adorable, and nice unlike this fool who tried to use his mentor as a weapon. They know who you really are, the League broke the case that you wanted to know and got you home. We'll get you a room fixed and find something comfy for you to wear. Okay?"
Punchline nodded shyly and kept holding her friend with a small smile. Wonder Girl went to the kitchen and takes out some fruit yogurt with a protein shake to the side. The Team watches the teenage demigoddess went back to med bay and present the clown princess with those chosen items.
"Slow and steady steps," the clown princess gulps and begins eating slowly, earning smiles and relieved looks that meant Punchline was getting really hungry.
'How do you know that she was hungry Bella? I didn't hear her stomach making noise,' the clone said to her.
'She was fidgeting and holding her stomach. We have to find her official rank first, then the girls and I have to find some clothes for her to wear at the mall.' Wonder Girl answered while shaking the bottle and opening it for Punchline. "It's milk chocolate, I know this won't taste good...I slipped something helpful in it for you."
Punchline sips the shake, humming in delight and drank the liquid as she starts enjoying what was in it. She puts the empty bottle down and licks her lips at the sweet flavor of it. Wonder Girl was told by Kent's widow Jolene that she was an alien, which means that Punchline was half alien and could be healed by a few months if they slipped some magic-based healing potions in everything she wants to devour or chug down her throat.
'My love, what did you put in her food and drink?' Aqualad asked the teenage demigoddess.
'Jolene's healing potions mixed with my nectar, I have to Kaldur...she's malnourished.' Wonder Girl replied. 'Besides, she likes it and seems to be peaceful for now. M'gann, Artemis, we're going shopping later on when it reaches noon and taking Evie with us.'
The teenage demigoddess saw Eva hold her arms out and complies, lifting her up and setting her to latch on her front like a koala. Wonder Girl smells her unmarked scent glands, it was hidden from others and seems to be sweet. Eva hums and enjoyed the comfort from this strong female who was willing to cradle her like a little baby, which was ironic cause the clown princess was somehow the youngest out of the youngsters in this room.
M'gann and Artemis took off the makeup inside the large bathtub to see that Eva was completely healed. The female trio begun getting rid of the dyes and paints on her body while checking for more bruises. Wonder Girl did an amazing job finding some worthy products that will wash away paints, dyes, makeup, and other things as they gave her a nice bath.
The girls saw that she was a natural ginger with green eyes and ivory skin, Eva was blushing in embarrassment with closed eyes as she covers her body with a large towel. M'gann saw her insecurities through a telepathic link and hugged her while the small girl pouts up at the female Martian with teary eyes. Wonder Girl somehow found an outfit she was doing and got something for Eva, a cute one that'll make her stand out and look elegant.
"This will work for now, she'll love this." Artemis saw a casual attire with a nod of approval and got Eva out of the tub with M'gann's help.
M'gann and Artemis left for a bit, so that Opal can fix Eva up with her attire till they reached the mall. The teenage demigoddess removed the hair extensions and begun styling it in a way that makes the young red-headed girl look graceful. After doing that, she places some natural makeup and use her chi-bending to heal up everything till it was permanently removed.
"And here's what Eva Nelson should be looking like," the girl's green eyes opened to see the real version without any paint and dyes, smiling softly at the features and how Opal captured everything. "Your family will be so happy and amazed that you took their genes. They'll always forever stay in your heart, be bold and always keep your loved ones safe."
The boys were waiting as M'gann and Artemis went to check on Eva. They immediately squealed and were cooing at the cuteness of this outfit. She wore a scarlet red shirt with the black cat logo, long white thigh-high socks, crimson red and black sneakers, a gray plaid miniskirt, her short hair was in a high ponytail, and her face was done very well with natural makeup and a bit of rosy blush on it.
Eva was dragged into the living room by Artemis who lifts her off her seat and the boys froze to see what Opal did to her. She looks so matured and elegant. Eva held her hands together and tilts her head at the four young men's wide-eyed expression with a nervous look.
Opal places Kaldur's jacket to cover Eva and make the young magic-user comfy before putting her white beanie hat on her head. The little girl sighs and nuzzles into the clothing when she gets Koneko from M'gann. Opal picks her up and smiles when the boys can see how Eva likes to be carried around within her consent.
"We got a news update, the Joker, Harley Quinn, and Andrew Merry have been officially charged with multiple crimes including child kidnapping and attempted rape. The victim was shockingly Punchline, she has left proof and details of what they've done to her in police custody. She's currently being put under the Justice League's supervision and all her charges have been dropped after multiple people came forward with evidence that she never kills innocents." Eva gave the Team a questioning look of confusion over the teenage demigoddess's right shoulder and they all responded with reassuring expressions.
"Evie, we're going to the mall with the girls and get a few things for you. M'gann and Artemis will hold you if I need to do something important. That's good with you kiddo?" Eva nodded and clung onto Opal's front in response. "Keep that hat over your head and make sure you tell us whenever you want something. Kaldur, Conner, I know you two will turn that empty guest room into her bedroom, so I trust both of you men to watch over the mountain. Wally, Dick, you boys better not doing anything stupid and go fix us a nest in the heat room."
The girls left through the garage, Opal drives them through the road and kept a close eye on Eva. She was resting in Artemis's lap and was hugging Koneko close to her. M'gann took a quick photo till Opal parks at a good spot and the three women got the youngest girl out.
"Aww, she's so cute!/She looks so beautiful!/Such an adorable little angel!/Those girls are lucky to scent mark her!" Eva blushed as the comments and praises she's getting from random people when Opal pulls her hood down.
"See what I meant Artie, she'll be getting admirers by the time we leave here cause she's unclaimed and has to be constantly watched over. Not only that...smell her scent." Artemis complied and gently smelt her unmarked scent glands...it smells like cherry blossoms and wild strawberries.
"Strawberries and blossoms. Evie, are you...an omega?" Eva nodded and went behind M'gann out of instinct. "It's okay sweet girl, I've been marked by Wally. M'gann is bonded to Conner like Kaldur is with Opal, you're still unclaimed and have to find your soulmates. You're just the only omega in the Team for now Evie, though Dick will probably court you soon and mark you for your safety."
Eva giggles softly, blushing hard when all three girls heard it and smile down at her. Artemis cradles the omega in her arms, nuzzling her nose into her scent gland and smiling at the small omega. M'gann and Opal got the right sizes for Eva to wear around everyday till she gets better once she begins growing up.
The four girls left the stores and made sure Eva was content after feeding her some mixed berry yogurt with a side of sugar-coated fruit. She was waiting patiently for their stop at the mountain and was hoisted up by M'gann. Eva releases her scent and the three girls hummed in appreciation as they got out of the car.
"How's your trip ladies?" Wally asked them, kissing Artemis and nuzzling Eva's scent gland.
"We found out her rank was an omega, then she decides to mark us with her scent along the way back here...now my car smells like blossoms and strawberries." Dick got the whiff of the scent and was truly into the smell.
"We smelt that far away, she's a pure fecund omega." Conner stated until Eva's sixth senses and future vision read his aura, it was red as a ruby.
Eva hops down and hugs the clone tight while Wolf licks her hand, earning a giggle from her. Conner gave Dick the "I told you so" look and hugs her back, knowing that she loves animals. Kaldur finishes reading the book and understood what alien race Inza came from to what the spark is...Eva's half Magen and Anodite.
'I found out what planet Jolene came from, Anodyne.' Kaldur told the Team, picking the omega up and kissing her cheek. 'Eva's spark is still active, but she hasn't awakened her mana yet.'
Eva smiles at him and leans her head on his left shoulder. Kaldur carries the small girl to her room and hears her purr softly in content. He lay her on her new bed after carefully takes his jacket back and removing those black shoes from the half-Anodite.
The small girl wiped the makeup from her face and put her hair down. Eva takes her stuffed animal and closes her eyes when Kaldur pulls a blanket to cover her. The half-Atlantean kisses her forehead and leaves the room after hearing her soft breaths.
"Eva's now resting, it looks like you ladies tired her out." Opal smiled before kissing him and parting away to watch the omega. "She's going to fit in with the Team very well."
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It was five years since Eva came home, though her pack seems to be feeling a bit worried and were skeptical about getting near her. As a fecund omega female who learned how to control all of her cosmic phoenix and pure magic energy, her final transformation has surprised them a lot cause they didn't expect Anodites to be...some beautiful glowing aliens. Eva was healthy enough to do missions and help innocents, but this time was a conflict between herself due to her rank...she was in heat.
The omega went into hiding at her bedroom and kept herself "busy" with some "friends". Eva already contacted the League about her situation and was mentally praying that her mates help her. Out of everything in the world...her first heat has to be right on when she finally becomes legal to drink alcohol and buy a gun.
Suddenly, her phone starts ringing as she finishes off her recent climax and grabs it with her glowing mana tendril. Eva freezes to see that her pack wanted a group chat and chose to video call her. She has no choice but to do the right thing...answer and put it on speaker.
Eva Nelson {scared}: Hello?
Dick Grayson {serious}: Evie, where are you?
Eva Nelson {nervous}: I'm reading in the Bludhaven Library with Jason.
Wally West {skeptical}: Don't lie babygirl, Jason told us you were there to get him some books at Gotham and came back home.
Artemis Crock {solemn}: Roy also mentioned you went somewhere last night before your birthday.
Eva Nelson {timid}: I was at Anodyne getting some wine from my grandma Jolene.
M'gann M'orzz/Megan Morse {suspicious}: Evie, you're lying to us. Please tell us what you're doing, it can't be that bad.
Eva Nelson {panicking}: I'm not telling all of you my business. Please leave me alone!
Kon-El/Conner Kent {agitated}: Evelina...
Eva Nelson {anxious}: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?!!
Bellatrix/Ophelia Trevor {aggravated}: You're hiding something Omega.
Kaldur'ahm/Jackson Hyde {displeased}: Omega, just tell us or else.
Eva Nelson {irritated}: Or else what Alpha? You and our pack got no damn right to make me listen. Y'all know what, I'm spending this heat all by myself and have some fun afterwards. Goodbye.
Eva froze when she typed that and grew scared cause she knew Kaldur was known to be very calm, but can be provoked like the others as an apex alpha. She gulps and sets the phone down until she heard it vibrate again. Eva looks at the text from Opal, shivering and panting while trying to stay calm.
Bellatrix/Ophelia Trevor {enraged}: That's it Evelina, we're going over to your home. Don't even try escaping, Dick shut down all the Boom Tubes.
Eva Nelson {blunt}: BITE ME. Do y'all realize I can teleport you idiots?
Eva shuts down her phone and puts it away before going invisible. She hears banging on the door and went under the bed. The half-Anodite slowly opens the hatch to her tunnels and crawled into them.
"EVELINA GWENDOLYN NELSON, YOU BETTER BE FUCKING HERE!!" Opal shouted angrily as her inner alpha took over.
Eva tried her best keeping her scent hidden from her pack after noticing the matching marks on them. She found the same mark on the small of her back and grew frightened...she just pissed off all of her soulmates. The magic-user's inner omega begun whimpering in her mind and she shivers, accidentally letting out her pheromones by mistake.
'NO, NO, NO...' Eva thought while silently whining underneath her breath. 'WHY NOW?!!'
Conner picks up the damiliar scent and looked under the bed to see a hatch to the tunnels. He hears the half-Anodite's sounds of fear and pain through them, which made the clone realize where she's going...to random rooms till she was safe from them. Eva locks the hatches on every dorm and went to her private place...her meditation room to get some pure mana.
"Eva's attempting to make us chase her around the mountain, looks like we'll have to hunt her down...again." The Team split up and went their own ways.
The Lucky Girl was getting tired and decided to head towards the heat room after absorbing tons of mana from her meditation room. The magic-user shifts to her hybrid form; her mana hair was pink like her glowing eyes, her skin tone turns purple, and everything else stays the same. Eva was a bit happy that she was wearing something old and comfy, though little does she know is that her seven soulmates found her in a deep sleep.
'Found her, she's sleeping in our nest at the heat room.' The Team followed where Artemis told them where Eva was, pausing to see the half-Anodite snoozing peacefully.
'We got enough time to punish Eva,' Opal disrobing the omega out of her clothes and letting Dick tie her up.
Wally was brave enough to gag her and put a blindfold over her closed eyes. The rest knew she'll break free quick, so they let Kaldur put an enchanted collar Eva's neck and wrap some tape tightly around where she can't cut herself loose. Conner kept a sharp eye on the beating sounds of her heart while she was somewhat lifeless and unresponsive through her sleep.
Dick heard a muffled hum and turned to look down at the omega while Artemis fondled her breast. M'gann moved her fingers to her sacred spot and rubbed that sensitive pearl, earning more muffled sounds of pleasure from the omega underneath them. Eva whimpers and mewls through the ball gag while arching her back from the sensation she was experiencing.
"She's in heat," the Romanian acrobat told his pack mates after picking up the scent and saw her slicking up.
"No wonder Evie was trying to avoid us, she didn't want anybody worrying about her." Wally said, freezing when Eva somehow came by M'gann messing with her clit.
"She got our full attention now, that soul mark wasn't that easy to hide from us. I'm somewhat thankful that we made her put on that dress from last time," the rest of the Team chuckled while nodding at the memory and kept focusing on preparing Eva for this mating season.
The half-Anodite shockingly got out of the ropes and tapes the Team tied on her. Eva got the blindfold off from her eyes and pulls the ball gag out of her mouth. Her pack heard her panting and surrounded their fecund omega within seconds, marking her as theirs as she starts mewling in pleasure.
"Please...I don't care, choke me, fuck me, give me all y'all have...now!" The Team's eyes turned different colors as they growled and she was taken any way possible since she was incredibly flexible.
Eva squealed and cried out whenever she got filled up to the brim. Their claim marks painted on her body while she took everything they gave her and accepted herself as their omega. The red marks and love bites were part of the whole ordeal, though breeding Eva was another thing coming from today to next week since her heat lasts 7 to 14 days.
They took turns and knew that the Lucky Girl want it to be rough. Eva got bred full of their seeds by each member, pumping her full with a large load of cum and letting her swallow their spit. The Lucky Girl felt each of them call for her to let herself be caught in the euphoria, submitting herself to her mates and taking what they got for this omega.
Dick was the first person to mate on Sunday with her since they anonymously voted to go by their age range and let Kaldur be last on Saturday. The half-Atlantean have the most patience, but knew that he'll break Eva in half and wanted his younger pack mates to stretch her open first for him to fit. They stuffed her full of cock and made the half-Anodite speechless.
The Team moved in together at Happy Harbor and kept the mountain as their base. Whenever they left to take breaks, Eva tends to stay in the nest and purring while being full of cum. It amazes them that she can still speak and move, but they would question where their cum will go since they always plugged her afterwards with their knots...she would answer by rubbing where her womb was or...she'll say that her body was absorbing it since it contains mana.
Kaldur pulls out after his knot went down and couldn't see his cum leaking out as usual. He kisses her stomach and rubs it tenderly when Eva got her last shot. The half-Anodite found out secretly that her pack wants a family and knew they'll breed her, but doesn't know that she recently got off of induced heat suppressants and birth control pills.
It was a day after her heat was over to do tests...they got her pregnant after last night, Eva was blushing madly as the Team grins down at her rosy cheeks and reddened face when she found what they've left on her body to how they somehow got her pregnant that quick. Dick was carrying her in his arms after she couldn't move from the nest and let Wally know that their omega was sore. Artemis takes Eva and puts her on her lap, purring softly in order to comfort the omega.
"We're not slacking little girl...we took turns and gave you what we got. You didn't realize that there's three apex primes in this pack with three pure alphas and one true beta. Next time you sweet fecund omega, you should never underestimate us and this won't happen to you." Opal lectured her.
"I get that Opal, but why y'all have to gang up on me like that last week?!! I can't stand straight and move normal anymore!" Wally busted out laughing hard with Dick and they fist-bumped each other in response.
"But I'll be surprised you're still wonderfully tight after we've been splitting you in half, fucking you in any way necessary, and opening you wide to take us down your tiny little throat." the half-Anodite turned redder than ever and gave the Team a horrified look. "Don't act scared Eva, we still got more left and I think we should appreciate you carrying our pups."
What a pleasing yet sore way to start the morning after a heat indeed.
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silverdecepticon93 · 4 years
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How about the riddler dating queen bee’s younger sister? (Headcanons)
He legit thought you were trying to prank him at first when you asked him to date you.
Like... you are literally a princess and he’s like this underappreciated genius. You could have anyone you wanted, anyone in the world, so I guess you can’t blame him for being slightly skeptical of your intentions.
Now, he did like you a lot. You were beautiful, commanding, and even without your powers, you were certainly charming and persuasive when you wanted to be.
But he just didn’t want to get his hopes up too high in case you were just trying to mess with him, which you weren’t, but he eventually realized that you were serious after a week of trying to convince and plead with him  that you did genuinely like him.
He’s confused but also overjoyed.
Like, there are times where he’ll randomly look at you and be like, “Oh wow, that’s my girlfriend.”
No one believes him, of course, at least, not until you’re like, “EDDIE!❤️” and then just kiss him.
Queen Bee honestly finds the relationship adorable and teases you about it sometimes.
“So, how’s your nerdy little boyfriend doing?”
“Mari!”
Your sister doesn’t really feel the need to give him a ‘sister talk’ but it’s clear that if he ever broke your heart, that your sister isn’t going to mind too terribly getting back at him.
As shown by how she’s constantly talking about how she can hire the best assassins that’ll leave zero trace or messes of a murder while looking directly at Edward.
Do you like to fluster him? Of course you do.
You don’t even need pheromones to turn this man into a mess, just send him one seductive look and he’s putty in your hands.
Does he get jealous when you try to seduce someone?
Yes, yes he does.
“Why can’t your sister do it?!”
“She has to take care of things in Bialya. Don’t worry, Eddie, this’ll be fairly quick.”
“I don’t care if it’s quick, just...don’t take it too far...”
“I make no promises~”
“(Y/N)!”
In all seriousness, you are loyal to Edward and only Edward and he’s just as loyal to you.
Also, a majority of people don’t believe that he’s dating you.
Like, he’s getting picked on in Belle Reve because he’s ‘lying’ about dating you until you show up one day being all, “Guess who bailed you out, darling!”
He’s the smuggest motherfucker to have ever existed as he walks out of Belle Reve while linking arms with yours.
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dccomicsimagines · 7 years
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Undercover Halloween - Dick Grayson x Reader
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Requested by Anon -  a YJ!Dick Grayson robin halloween imagine where like him and the reader have to go undercover and go trick or treating/ to a haunted house, to take down some bad guys
“I can’t believe we have to do this,” you snapped, crossing your arms as the line moved slightly.
“Well, it’s part of the mission,” Dick hissed, keeping his voice down. “Now try to at least look like you want to be here.” 
You and Dick were in line for a haunted house. The team had received information that the haunted house was being used to store Poison Ivy’s drug, which was rumored to turn people into plant hybrids. Thus, the team had been assigned to investigate. 
Unfortunately, you and the Boy Wonder got the short straws and were forced to go undercover as regular haunted house goers. Something you weren’t happy about. 
“I can’t believe I got stuck here with you,” you growled, pulling your jacket tight around your body. The cool air made you shiver.
Dick narrowed his eyes at you. “Hey, I don’t want to be here with you either, but that’s the way it worked out.” You grumbled to yourself, swearing at him and everything that brought you to this moment. Dick shook his head, looking around the area in an attempt to ignore you.
You started up a conversation with the person behind you in line. The two of you started talking about a new movie that had just came out. Jealousy burned in Dick’s stomach when your carefree conversation filled his ears. You never talked to him like that, even when he tried to get on your good side.
The line moved slowly as you flirted with the person behind you. Dick just wished the line would move faster, simply so you would have to stop flirting with the person behind you and he could stop feeling so...jealous. 
Dick crushed on you hard ever since he saw you single-handedly defeat the Riddler when he had the entire team in a death trap. You just seemed so smart and cool. Way too cool to notice the annoying Boy Wonder who invented new words. 
“Hey (Y/N), it’s our turn,” Dick snapped as he paid the entrance fee. You rolled your eyes, saying goodbye to the person you were talking to. They stopped you before you could go, handing you their number. You grinned happily as Dick sneered.
“We’re not here to get numbers,” Dick snapped when you brushed passed him and into the haunted house. 
“Oh, shut up, Rob,” you growled, narrowing your eyes. “I can do what I want as long as we finish the mission.” Dick grumbled to himself, following you as you entered a long dark hallway decorated as a graveyard.
“Not if it interferes with the mission.” Dick and you started to argue passionately, ignoring the haunted house workers who tried to scare you. .
Suddenly, someone tapped your shoulder. You turned to snarl at them to leave you alone, only to scream in terror at the sight of the bloody zombie. Dick screamed along with you before taking your hand and pulling you into a sprint. 
The two of you ran, screaming all the way until you reached a dark hallway between the rooms. You struggled to catch your breath before you realized your hand was still in Dick’s. Pulling away, you snorted in disgust.
“I can’t believe you were scared of that,” you snapped, attempting to save face. 
Dick narrowed his eyes. “Hey, I only screamed, because you did.” He panted, still trying to find his own breath.
Your cheeks burned at his words as you turned away from him to continue down the hallway. “Please, I only screamed to scare you.” 
“Then why were you squeezing my hand so hard?” Dick reasoned, getting in front of you and pointing a finger in your face. 
You slapped his hand. “Get your finger out of my face!” 
Dick smirked smugly, noticing how you avoided his question. “You were scared.” 
“I was not,” you shouted at him. Your face was burning to the point it felt like it would burst into flames. Dick’s smirk grew even wider.
“Yes, you were. You might as well admit it, (Y/N),” Dick replied, sticking his face close to your own. 
“How can I admit something that isn’t true?” You glared at him, ignoring the tingling in your stomach at how close his lips were to yours. Dick’s eyes lingered on your lips causing him to lick his own. 
Dick’s eyes met yours before his lips slammed into yours. The force of it knocked you against the wall as Dick pressed in close to you. 
You pushed Dick away from you a moment later. Your lips tingling from the pressure of his. “What was that?” you asked, watching him with wide eyes.
Dick licked his lips, enjoying the taste of you. “I’ve wanted to do that for a long time,” he mumbled before pressing close to kiss you again. You accepted it, burying your fingers in his hair. 
The two of you lost track of time, making out against the haunted house wall. Being so wrapped up in each other, the two of you failed to notice the wall snapping from the pressing of your combined weights against it. 
“Ah,” you shrieked as you and Dick tumbled backwards. You landed hard with Dick crashing down on top of you. You groaned at the impact while you felt Dick stiffen on top of you.
“(Y/N), you’re not going to believe this,” Dick gasped, looking around the room.
“Can you get off me, please?” you choked, struggling to breathe under his weight. Dick mumbled an apology, rolling off you.
“But seriously (Y/N), I think we’ve competed the mission,” Dick said, getting onto his knees to pull you into a sitting position. You blinked, taking in the room around you. Your mouth dropped open when you saw a lab around you, filled to the brink with boxes labeled with Poison Ivy’s drugs.
A smile grew onto your face. “Wow, look what kissing can do,” you teased, giving Dick a push. Dick smiled, leaning forward to peck your lips again before he tapped the comlink in his ear to call the team. 
You got to your feet, stretching to check for any injuries before wandering around the room. Dick watched you after he finished informing the team. “So, now what?”
“Now what?” you repeated, glancing back at him. Dick came to your side, taking your hand.
“So, what are we? We can’t go back on that kiss.” Dick studied you with a hint of fear in his eyes. You searched his face before a smile grew on your face.
“I think we are here,” you chuckled, wrapping your arms around him. You slowly pressed your lips against his, laughing when Dick choked in surprise. Quickly, Dick returned your kiss. Nevertheless, this Halloween was one you would never forget.
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riddle-me-ri · 1 year
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If you're taking requests is like to requests the riddlers with jealousy scenarios! Thank you
A/N: as much as I don’t like ACTUAL jealousy and try to refrain from jealous tendencies I find in myself…jealousy scenarios are kinda fun to write for rip…is that bad? I feel like that’s bad lmao. Sorry that if some if not most of these tend to repeat the same scenarios (co-worker, waiter, colleague, they’re just such good set-ups asdfgh)
Jealousy Scenarios with The Riddlers:
Arkhamverse Riddler:
Edward was absolutely furious. Why would you ever even begin to comprehend such a thing? Surely, you had to be smarter than this. You knew better than this? From all your time privileged in his presence…
“You would rather be a trembling brain-dead guinea pig than being a productive and useful assistant in a very intellectually stimulating environment mind you!”
“Ed. I just said Jonathan stopped by asking for you…”
“But you let him into my work space!” 
“Upstairs is the living area, not your work space here in the basement or your tracks in the sewers. And his leg was giving him issues, so I let him rest.” 
“Oh please! Our dear, ex-professor has many issues, but that leg isn’t one of them. He moves better with it than when he was in perfect health!” 
“If you’re jealous of another man being alone with me can just say that you’re not comfortable.” 
Edward groaned in frustration. “I’m not jealous of that walking tarp of burlap!” 
You shrugged, but patted Ed’s shoulder and kissed his cheek. “Sure, sweetie.”
Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:
“Wow, he is something, isn’t he?” You remarked at the TV. 
As much as he admired the vigilante another part of him couldn’t stand him.
Ed really should have seen this coming. How could you not be absolutely smitten? He was everything he wish he had an iota of. 
Batman is intelligent, strong, fast, and assertive…
Meanwhile, Edward Nashton is just dull, awkward, quiet, and weird…what the hell did you see in him anyway? 
“Eddie? Everything okay?” 
Your sweet voice knocked him out of his reverie. He was back on the couch with you, watching the news of the Batman’s latest escapades. 
“Oh…uh…y-yeah I’m fine..” 
You quirked your eyebrow, not sure if you were going to accept that answer. 
“He is incredible…” Ed commented as he turned his attention back to the screen of Batman narrowly escaping a gang of thugs in a high speed chase on the highway.
Oh, that’s what it was. For all the admiration one can have for another, there’s still that habit of comparison mentor to mentee. 
“Yeah, he’s all right. But I bet he’s an absolute stick in the mud and not nearly as intelligent as a certain handsome fellow I know.” You scooted closer to Edward on the couch and even sold the comment with an actual nudge into his side. 
Edward noticed you got closer and was confused when you nudged him. Then he took in what you said. He lifted his head up a little with a soft smile on his face. 
“You…you prefer me to Batman?” “I prefer you over everyone and anyone else, Eddie. If I had a choice, it will always be you.”
Gotham Riddler:
The GCPD was full of eligible bachelors. Mostly guys just looking for a good time or friends with benefits. 
You were too good for them, all of them really. Even too good for Edward. Yet he was able to woo you somehow. Despite the two of you being in a very obvious relationship, with approval from Gordon, Lee, even Bullock…it didn’t stop some officers from trying to disrupt what you two had. 
Edward was coming up to your office to take you out to lunch. However, he was surprised to see an overwhelming sight. 
Flowers, cards, letters were strewn all over your desk and overflowing to your floor. 
You looked up at him. Your eyes wide and your skin pale, like you had seen a ghost. 
“E-Eddie…I…I wish I could explain but...I have no idea…w-who these are from? Or w-w-what’s going on?” You looked around looking for any sort of indicator of who sent the gifts. 
Edward’s fists clenched, a snarl growing on his face. He stood there still as a rock, trying to keep his innate reaction to just run amok in the GCPD to find the culprit in tact. 
You noticed Ed was quiet for a long time. You noticed his tense expression and his thousand yard stare into the floor. 
“Y-You…you don’t…like them..do you?” Ed regretted asking it as soon as he grumbled it out through barred teeth. 
You sighed, sympathetically. Walking around the baskets and bouquets and made your way to him. 
“I would have adored them if they were from you, but they’re not. So as far as I’m concerned, these flowers can be re-sent to someone else or tossed. And the cards can go straight into the disposal…you don’t need to be jealous, sweetheart.” You gave him a reassuring kiss on the cheek. 
You smiled as you saw the tension all throughout his body slowly melt away from the kiss. 
Then, as if a lightbulb went off, Edward’s eyes widened in revelation. 
“W-Wait, before you throw anything away!” Edward went to your desk and gathered some of the cards and the bouquet. “While I still have my gloves on anyway…”
“What’re you doing?” 
“...gonna search for prints…” he mumbled quickly, so when you made out what he said he was already too far gone to catch back up with him.
BTAS Riddler:
Something was off with Eddie tonight. However, you couldn’t quite put your finger on it. 
“Eddie…you’ve been awfully quiet tonight…you know how much I love hearing your voice.” Which wasn’t an exaggeration either, and you did miss speaking to him. 
You saw him slightly shuffle his weight on the opposite end of the couch. 
“I’m fine…” 
“Eddie…I know when you’re not fine, sweetie. Please talk to me…” You fluttered your eyelashes at him, and poked out your bottom lip for good measure. 
Edward groaned in defeat. “I hate it when you do that…it’s too effective.”
“That’s why I do it.” You grinned. 
“I just can’t understand how oblivious you are, darling…you clearly couldn’t tell he was…was…”
“He who? Jervis?” 
Edward growled. “Yes…Jervis…”
“Eddie, he was just being polite!” 
“He didn’t have to kiss your hand.” He grumbled, crossing his arms defensively. 
“Aww, Eddie,” you scooted closer to his side of the couch. You wrapped your arms around him and snuggled into his side. 
“You don’t ever had to be jealous, darling. I will always love and adore you, no matter what…you know that.” You looked up at him, smiling reassuringly at him. 
He stole a glance into your eyes, and sighed. Edward knew it was ridiculous, but he couldn’t help it. He wrapped an arm around you and began rubbing your back. 
“I-I know…still doesn’t mean I have to like it though…” 
You snickered into his side as he chuckled along with you.
Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:
“You don’t need to be jealous, Eddie…”
Edward scoffed. “Jealous? Please, I’m not jealous of anyone.”
“So you just threatened my date with a bomb sent to his work place…for funsies?” 
Ed shrugged. “It’s been dull here, lately…and I haven’t been a public menace in a minute.” 
You rolled your eyes. “Well, I’m not stopping you, so stop keeping me from having a dating life!” 
“You don’t need to date anybody…” He grumbled under his breath. 
“Ed, you’re the one that said we weren’t-”
“I’m not going back on my word…I just…” He shrugged. 
“You just want me to focus on you, you needy bastard…”
He put his hand up with his index finger pointed out. “Ah, ah, that’s Mr. Needy Bastard to you…”
“Uh huh, sure…needy jealous bastard…” You smirked as you walked off. 
“I. Am. Not. Jealous! I’m the Riddler! I’m not jealous of anyone! If anything they’re all envious of me.”
“Did you choose to wear green cause you’re just knee deep in envy?” 
“I’m redirecting the bomb. It’s now going to your workplace.”
Twojar Riddler:
“Edward! Ed! Slow down!” You were running to catch up with him as he dragged you by the wrist back to the car parked along the sidewalk. 
He let out a frustrated sigh and let go of your wrist. Edward continued his steady pace as he rounded the car to go to the driver’s seat. You still stood there; confused and somewhat shaken from the sudden action. 
“Can you please get in the car?”
You walked up to the open window and leaned your head in. “Not until you explain what the hell is going on?” 
Ed grumbled. “I just want to go back home–”
“Was it that waiter?” Earlier in the evening a waiter made a couple passes at you while Edward was in the restroom and he walked in on the waiter trying to get your number.
Silence. Edward crossed his arms and sunk in the driver’s seat. 
“Oh my God, Ed…”
Edward rolled his eyes. “Will you, please just get in the car?”
Gotham City Sirens Riddler:
“Oh, hey there, Mr. Nygma. This is Mr. Sale, he called earlier about–” 
Edward barely heard what you said, his brain was too busy taking in the sights of the scene before him. You were sitting, slightly propped up on the edge of your desk. While the presumed, “Mr. Sale” was standing before you mere inches away. Your cheeks were flushed red possibly from laughing and whatever words were just transpired. 
Mr. Sale backed away and walked over to end, holding out his hand for a handshake. “Mr. Nygma! Such a pleasure to meet you!”
It took everything in Edward not to grimace outwardly. He could read this man like an open book. Rental three piece suit. Over-priced cologne. A faint oval outline where the skin was paler around his left ring finger. 
Armed with this, Edward knew his next plan of action. “Ah, well…I wish I could say the same for you, Mr. Sale. But I’m afraid I’m far too busy for your case.” 
Flabbergasted, Sale was gaping his mouth like a fish out of water. “B-B-But, you, you haven’t even heard my case! You can’t just–”
“Oh, but I can…privileges of owning a private firm. And I’m not about to waste my or my assistant’s time…running in circles…because you want to frame your wife of cheating to cover up your own infidelity.” 
“Oh, I can assure you, I’m not wasting your assistant’s time.” Sale stole a glance at you and winked. 
“I’m going to have to ask you to leave, Mr. Sale. Have a good day or not, I don’t care.” 
Sale was about to say something in defense, but growled in frustration instead and took off. He left the office with the slam of the door. 
You came up behind Ed and embraced him from behind. “You’re sexy when you’re jealous.” 
“Oh, please…I wasn’t jealous.”
You squeezed him a little tighter, giggling softly. “Whatever helps you sleep at night.”
Telltale Riddler:
“What are you staring at?” Ed asked. 
“Huh?” You were knocked out of your reverie with his question. You were looking out the window of your shared apartment. 
“You’ve been daydreaming out of that window for almost half an hour.” 
“Oh, uh, just people watching.” 
Edward looked up from his desk to you. He let out a frustrated sigh when he said, “hm, you could be more productive by assisting me…”
You turned to look at the man; annoyed and confused. “You just told me not to bother you, Ed.” 
“Annoying me and assisting me are two different things. Or you can go and people watch outside…and see what all the troubled idiotic youth is up to.”
Oh…poor Edward. No matter how many times he tried to shield it or ignore it. His age…the age gap between you two was something he was always weary of. 
You shook your head, scoffing in disappointment. You got up from your seat and walked over to his desk. 
“Nah, I’d rather not lose the brain cells, so whatcha working on Eddie?” 
Edward was surprised to see you come to his desk. He was almost certain you were going to walk out the door. 
“Well…for starters…ugh…could you please not sit on the desk! There’s a spare chair over in the corner!” 
You chuckled softly. “Yes sir, on it!”
Young Justice Riddler:
Who was he kidding, he didn’t stand a chance with you to begin with…
No matter how many times you genuinely checked in on him, kept him company, and included him where you could. All those open opportunities that were the building blocks to Eddie’s confidence in a relationship with you was completely knocked down before the foundation could even settle in. Thanks to this new Light recruit you were training. 
“Hey, Eddie!” You called out to him. You ran down the corridor to catch up to him.
“Why such a long face? I’m sorry I haven’t talked to you lately, things have been crazy!” You chuckled nervously. 
“Oh, uh…no worries. I-I get it..” 
“Hey, let me make it up to you! There’s this new place downtown that just opened. Wanna hang out and grab a bite there?” You offered. 
You did feel bad about leaving Eddie in the dark. Despite the increase in the Light’s numbers, training the newbies was taking up a lot of whatever free time you had. You missed talking to Edward, you could actually be yourself around him and not have a care in the world. Plus he was too damn cute for words. 
“Uuhh…umm but what about that newbie? D-Don’t you have plans with them?” Edward asked before he really had a chance to stop himself. 
You grabbed his shoulder to stop him from walking as you turned him around to face you. “Eddie...what’re you talking about?” 
“I-I-I didn’t mean to assume something…I-I-I just noticed that you-you were spe-spending a l-lot of time with th-them and the-they seem to like you..a lot..” 
You put your fingertips up to his lips to seize his nervous panicked rambling. 
“Eddie…” You sighed. “I’m just training them. Yeah, they flirt, but I rebuke them. There’s nothing going on outside of training.” 
“Really?” He mumbled behind your fingers. 
You chuckled. “Yes, really. Besides, I’m interested in someone else. I have been for awhile actually.” You slowly removed your fingers from his lips. 
“W-Wait, really? Uh...who?”
Your eyes widened when you realized he really didn’t get it. Bless him, this absolute dork. 
“It’s you, Eddie.” You stated, figuring bluntness was the way to go as you sealed the confession by taking your hand in his.
You felt his hand slightly tighten around yours. “Wa-really?” He almost squealed. 
You did everything you could to not bust out laughing. You shook you head, trying to shake the giggles. “Yes, you. Now, about our first date…”
Hush (DCAU) Riddler:
Needless to say, Edward was jealous of everyone. He would never admit it, but he was. Secretly, seething, he despised most everyone. Especially those that had things he didn’t. Strength, power, influence, perfect health. Perfect health…
“Hey, Eddie!” You came through the door, dropping your belongings and stepping out of your work shoes. 
He didn’t deserve you he really didn’t. He wouldn’t blame you if you dropped him and left him for your co-worker at work that obviously has the hots for you. Of course you were too kind and rather oblivious to see that, but he adored you for that all the same. 
“Hey sweetie,” he greeted back half-heartedly. “How was your day?” 
“Oh, same old same old. Although, something weird happened, you know that co-worker I told you about? Scott? The one that’s been super friendly?” 
Through gritted teeth, Edward nodded. “Y-Yeah, I do…what about him?” 
“He asked me out to dinner tonight, it was so random…I thought he was just being friendly…to be friends.” You shrugged as you plopped beside Edward on the couch. 
Edward could feel his fist slightly clench in frustration. 
“Y-You said no…though right?” 
“Edward!” You practically squealed in disbelief. “Of course I told him no! I have you! I’d never do such a thing.”
“I-I know…I’m sorry, I’m really sorry, that wasn’t right of me to ask…” He sighed in defeat. “I…I haven’t been in the best mindset as of late.”
You nodded. “It’s okay, when you’re ready we can talk about it. But for all the questions and riddles in this world, don’t you dare question my feelings for you…okay?” 
You leaned your head on his shoulder and wrapped your arm around his waist and embraced him in a side hug. 
“Okay, sweetie. I won’t, I promise.”
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A/N: Whelp, the results are in, and the vast majority of you guys voted to how the Rogues will react to a reader refusing to reciprocate their affections. When I tell you it was hard to narrow down the title to fit the header image lmao but I hope it still makes sense! Starting up first with the Riddlers...duh and the rest will follow shortly I promise! Hope you guys enjoy! And thanks so much for voting again!
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Reader Ignores The Riddlers' Affections
Arkhamverse Riddler: 
Listen, I don’t think it’s even worth it to see his reaction. 
He’s not that big on affection as it is. 
Now that you finally somehow warmed him up to the idea…
You’re gonna tease him? 
Really?
You know this isn’t…normal for him
Why give him a hard time??
FINE, be that way…it’s not like he enjoys your hugs or kisses anyway…absolutely stupid.
(not really, please don’t ignore him)
There’s no point in mentioning that miniscule sigh of relief he lets out when you kiss his cheek. 
He will never admit to it.
Reevesverse/Dano Riddler: 
He’s going to immediately think he’s done something wrong. 
Did…did he do something wrong?
Oh, gosh…did he forget a birthday? Anniversary? Holiday?? No..he couldn’t have..
You’re always so forthcoming with your hugs and kisses.
At the very least, you always reciprocated. That’s how Edward knew he was…doing it right.
Like many Riddlers on this list, this is new to him. 
Please don’t tease him too harshly
Man’s will get mad confused and flustered. 
You have to be as quick to apologize and comfort him. 
Kiss him until your lips are numb and your arms are falling asleep.
And please don’t do it again
Gotham Riddler: 
Are you upset? Has your mind drifted to something else? 
He puts his hand on your shoulder or taps you lightly. 
Okay, you acknowledged him, he gives you his signature tight lipped smile.
He leans in and gives you a peck on the cheek
After a pause he taps his own cheek.
You’re supposed to return it…don’t shrug and walk away!
This leads Ed to anxiously ramble about every decision he made that day, apolgizing for each one, cause clearly you’re mad. 
The only way to get him to shut up is to kiss him. 
Tell him he’s fine, you were only messing with him. 
He’s relieved but, please, don’t do that again. 
BTAS Riddler: 
Ed loves to give you adoring kisses on the cheek and sweet hugs. 
It’s quite routine, whenever he first sees you, either in the morning or in a new room he does it. 
You always return the gesture. 
So he’s taken aback when you blatantly ignore him. 
At first he wants to think you were distracted about something, or something is wrong.
When you remain steadfast, he becomes flustered. 
However, the minute you see his face fall, you can’t keep it up. 
You hug him and kiss him back, surprising him.
You apologies giggly, saying you only meant to tease him a tad.
You both agree you took it a bit too far. 
You promise not to do it again…for now with a kiss. 
Zero Year/Capullo Riddler: 
Ugh fine, whatever. 
Don’t come crying to him when he leaves. 
You should’ve taken his affections when you had the chance. 
He doesn’t have to stick around, kiss your cheek or hand, wrap his arm around you.
Nope, he just did it cause he knew you liked it. 
(also knew it’d give him brownie points to your pants later)
Although that’s likely the reason you stopped returning his gestures in the first place. 
Is it so hard to actually be romantic without expecting something? 
Likely the only Riddler where you hold out from returning ANY affection for the longest. 
It takes awhile, but Ed eventually becomes to frustrated and pent up. 
The moment he admits you may have a point or better yet, he may be so torn up to apologize. 
You return the praises, kisses, and caresses. 
You will never forget the absolute sparkle in his green eyes. 
Twojar Riddler: 
Edward is taken aback.
He too tries to think if he’s done something to piss you off. 
Yet, when you don’t give him a straight answer, he’s likely to pick up on the fact you’re just teasing. 
Well, two can play at that game. 
What once started as a means to get him to grovel to his knees towards you…
Winds up being an almost two week long challenge to see who yearned more for the other. 
Who wins is totally up for debate. 
Regardless whoever wins or loses…you both get yours in the end. 
Gotham City Sirens Riddler: 
Ed cringes, but sighs in exhausted defeat. 
He’s already assumed your cross with him because he has been neglectful. 
Things have been crazy busy at the office, case after case…
And you both know he can’t afford to say no to too many of them. 
When you turn your head from his lips and don’t get off the couch to hug him. 
He already knows your hurt, and already sets the wheels in motion to make things right. 
Eddie almost breaks your heart when he outright apologizes if he’s been neglectful of you. 
You instantly go to him, wrap your arms around him and shake your head. 
Insisting that it wasn’t him, you were just teasing, he hadn’t done anything wrong. 
Now you’re the one apologizing, not realizing how good of a front you put up. 
All is forgiven in the end, with a sweet long kiss.
Telltale Riddler: 
Probably, no most definitely, the one least bothered about it. 
He finds it annoying more than anything. 
You constantly nag him about showing a lack of affection.
So now that he shows it, you're going to ignore him?
Fine, suit yourself.
But don't come bothering him later about him not trying.
It doesn't take long for you to realize you may have messed up. 
You instantly apologize, saying you were just teasing.
Even asking how it feels to be ignored…
(which he has been guilty of doing to you when you kiss or embrace him)
Edward rolls his eyes and just sighs. 
You guys still have a ways to go, but there has been some progress.
Young Justice Riddler: 
Another riddle lad that thinks he's messed up somehow. 
When you turn your head to the side to dodge a kiss.
Eddie's hurt almost instantly.
He's also immediately thrown into panic mode. 
Oh my god, please comfort him
He’s about to cry
You hug him and kiss him. 
You didn’t mean anything by it, just wanting to tease him. 
Please, please don’t tease his wee heart like that. 
Eddie can only take so much. 
Hush (DCAU) Riddler: 
Edward instantly assumes you're mad at him for something. 
If anyone is aware of his shortcomings it's him. 
He wouldn't be surprised if he messed up somewhere. 
But when it comes to you, it's harder to sweep under the rug
Ed asks if something is wrong, usually, you return his kisses with your own. 
It's extremely discouraging, especially from someone…the only one who has encouraged him in anything. 
After dodging a couple more pecks and embraces…you can't keep the act up anymore. 
You just can't handle that saddened look on his face. 
You spend most of the evening reassuring him, insisting you were just teasing. 
You promise not to ever turn down his affections again.
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riddle-me-ri · 1 year
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How would the Riddlers be with an S/O who has cartoon physics powers?
A/N: Ohohohoho hell yeah!!! As an animation nerd there's nothing I love more than wacky ass cartoon physics! This would probably be one of my powers not even gonna lie
Riddlers with A Reader That Possesses Cartoon Physics Powers
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Arkhamverse Riddler:
- Oh please, you're insulting him for thinking he would even believe for a moment that you– 
- Wait, wait you just painted that tunnel! 
- Yet when he went up to it Ed ended up hitting a wall…whereas you went through it…
- Why...how does he hear a train??
- Edward pinches his nose. Just how…it didn't make sense…
- Yet, he also lived in a world of meta humans, aliens, and gods...maybe he shouldn't be so surprised. 
- Once the initial shock is over, he's definitely going to use your cartoon physics to his full advantage. 
- Especially your ability to patch him up. 
Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:
- He rolls his eyes at first. 
- It's a really cute idea in theory…
- Although when he saw you balancing yourself on a ledge…
- Only to continue to balance on thin air. 
- You scared the living daylights out of him. 
- It takes a while for him to get used to it, but it still keeps him on edge. 
- He’s glad you’re able to protect yourself to some degrees
- But he would appreciate it if you wouldn’t raise his blood pressure for unnecessary reasons. 
Gotham Riddler:
- Oh please..
- Listen a lot of weird things have happened in Gotham...but there's no way…
- Are...are you walking on thin air after walking off the roof? 
- How? How? Omg please don't look down–AH 
- As interesting as this development is, his stress levels for your safety goes up to 11. 
- Just because you have a higher chance of coming out of situations unscathed…
- Doesn't mean he won't worry.
- He will also be adamant that no one else finds out about these abilities of yours. 
- He can think of a handful of people who would love to take advantage of it.
BTAS Riddler: 
- Cartoon physics, you say?
- Like going through painted black holes?
- Being flattened but coming out unscathed? 
- Yep, all that and more. 
- He's intrigued from the start 
- When you show him all the basics; teleporting black holes, painting tunnels, walking on air, plugging guns the usual suspects.
- He's in awe, you…you're amazing!
- Eddie is super impressed and feels even luckier to have you on his side.
- You're as strong as Batman! 
- He feels so lucky to have you
- And he's relieved you have a way to defend yourself. 
- It is Gotham after all. 
Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:
- He's going to be highly skeptical at first. 
- So he will make you prove him wrong.
- What do you mean you don't want to? You got too!
- He won't leave you alone unless you walk on clouds without falling down, if you can go through painted walls or if you can straighten out a flattened limb!
- He will preemptively shoot a gun at you, of course expecting you to plug the barrel with your finger. 
- When you do and the barrel inevitably explodes on itself. You wipe away the gun powder with no hesitation. 
- Meanwhile Ed is speechless (for once)
- But he's stupid excited now.
- He is going to take full advantage of this. 
Twojar Riddler:
- He chuckles begrudgingly, you and your extremely imaginative ideas…
- That is until he saw your physics save your life in real time. 
- You two were out on a date and you went to cross the street. 
- Edward had a heart attack when that car struck you 
- Yet your body just contoured to the car's silhouette…
- It was slightly unnerving to see but…you were alive somehow! 
- You were pretty embarrassed that that was how he saw your physics in action. 
- At first he was in disbelief but now he's grateful for them, if they are a means to keep you safe in Gotham. 
- Also fully expect him to reuse those teleporting black holes when he needs a quick get away. 
Gotham City Sirens Riddler:
- He really shouldn't be surprised. 
- If it was anyone else, he probably wouldn't bat an eye.
- But his own s/o? Well that's different. 
- He'll be skeptical but intrigued..
- You grab a bucket of black paint, yet when painted on the wall it turns into a scenery of Gotham Park.
- When you two walk through it, Eddie's pretty stunned. 
- However, nothing moved him more than when you grabbed another bomb straight from the air to keep him from being hit…
- Yet when it exploded you were just covered in soot with spiky and smoked hair.
- He is still not used to you defying gravity or your lack of pain recognition but…as long as you're okay…in the end.
- It's all that matters…even if it drives him bonkers sometimes. 
Telltale Riddler: 
- Much like Arkham Riddler, he'll think you're just messing with him. 
- Please just stop wasting his time, if you want his attention oh so badly, grab him that tool.
- Before he knows it you hand that exact tool to him. 
- At first, this Edward doesn't take notice. 
- Albeit after the next couple of requests…and you not moving an inch away from his side…
- Edward is irritated. How are you doing that?
- He's speechless when he sees you just pulling something from behind your back. 
- He told you to turn around so your hack faced him and yet, you only pulled something from your front. 
- Maybe there is something to your…claim of possessing the ability of cartoon physics.
Young Justice Riddler:
- You mean…those silly Saturday morning cartoons? 
- He's hesitant to believe, but like other Riddlers, he lives among meta-humans, aliens, and gods so…it really shouldn’t be that hard to believe. 
- If anything he thinks its pretty fascinating all around. 
- The way your body contorts to whatever it impacts. 
- How you can defy gravity as long as you don’t look down.
- Your limbs stretch, shrink, and twist as if there were no bones. 
- He’s also grateful for your powers. 
- You’ll be able to protect yourself, even if it’s in a comedic way. 
- It’s very impressive to pull an impactful punch and a punchline at the same time. 
Hush (DCAU) Riddler: 
- Similar to Dano Riddler, he thinks it's cute when you first mention it. 
- However, his heart leapt into his throat when you plugged your finger into a barrel of a gun to protect him one night. 
- Only to have the gun implode on itself.
- Or whenever it seemed like you broke a bone or a joint you just cracked it back together. 
- He's stunned but amazed. 
- Like other Riddlers he is assured to know that you have a way to defend yourself if he's not there. 
- But please just stop walking on air like that
- It unsettles him and he doesn't not want to be there in case you do look down.
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Headcanons of the Riddlers please? Their s/o is feeling kinda flirty/and a bit bad😉. So what do they do? They decide to parade around the place in as little clothing as possible. Nothing immediately obvious like lingerie or kinky outfits. Maybe booty shorts or underwear and a croptop or a bralette. Something casual but still risqué. They just really want to tease Eddie. They also hope he’ll be able to take the damn hint and screw them, or at least make out.
A/N: hehehe not even gonna lie this is some shit I'd do. Something subtly, casual, not an obvious cry for attention but also like they'd know I'd only wear this kind of get up for one reason lmao.
Also sorry for the lack of posts lately, well into the new year and your girl experienced burnout whomp whomp (not to mention almost spiraled comparing myself rip) plus I've been trying to get back into drawing again so that's taken up some time too! I'm slowly getting back into it though…slowly but surely.
Trigger Warning: highly suggestive, touching, flirting, nothing entirely explicit
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Reader Trying to Get Different Riddler’s Attention
Arkhamverse Riddler: 
- It was a rare occurrence when you were allowed in Eddie's workshop. 
- It was even more rare for him to give you attention which is why you were down there in the first place.
- However, you had a plan for this visit. 
- You wore one of Edward's button up shirts that he hasn't fully "riddler-ed" yet, but it was dyed green with some question marks on it. 
- However it remained unbuttoned... 
- Ed rolled his eyes, already forgetting he let you down here, but when he turned to scold you about disturbing him-
- "What do you think you're wearing?!" 
- Ed's breathing increased, his brain working into overdrive. 
- How dare you distract him like this, how dare you come down so foolishly exposed…how dare you look so good…
- He stammered like a fish out of water
- He reminds you, but not without also dutifully removing your previous outfit. 
Reevesverse/Dano Riddler: 
- Oh, so you wanna kill him?
- You’re just scrolling through your phone on the couch.
- Waiting for him to come home from work. 
- You really don’t think you’re in anything too...obscene. 
- Just a tank top and underwear.
- However, you’re spooked by a loud thump by your front door. 
- You look up to see Edward silently blinking at you, after unceremoniously dropping his briefcase. 
- You stand up from the couch and walk over to him.
- He gets a good look at how slim fitting the tank is along with how your underwear slightly rolled up over your ass from being on the couch. 
- He acts like he’s seen a ghost or maybe something less ominous…an angel maybe?
- While he’s distracted…
- You take the chance to tiptoe over to him, wrap your arms around him and pull him into a gentle kiss.
- With hopes it’ll turn into something more.
Gotham Riddler: 
- Ed wasn’t sure what to expect when he got back to his apartment. 
- He didn’t expect you to be dancing around the living room and walk-in kitchen half naked though. 
- You were twirling and humming about to some song on the radio while cooking dinner. 
- Clearly, enjoying yourself, and very comfortably, he might add. 
- You were wearing your favorite (and his too) green off the shoulder pullover and the shortest sport shorts you owned. 
- Simultaneously, Ed is hanging his jacket and loosening his tie and watching you parade around.
- Perfectly unaware of his presence. 
- You practically jump out of your skin when he wraps his arms around you from behind. 
- You're terrified shriek turns into a giggle fit when you realize it’s just Ed. 
- However, he doesn’t let you turn around to properly greet him. 
- He’s too busy leaving kisses on your exposed skin and his hands slowly sliding up the sweater to touch more of your skin.
BTAS Riddler: 
- He's not stupid…
- Oblivious…ehh maybe. 
- I mean we all saw the giggle fit he became at the slightest flirtatious interaction.  
- Eddie's mind is racing with ideas, designs, and schemes 
- So it may take a minute or two…
- To see you walking around in an almost nude mesh bralette and green boxer shorts.
- You would notice that every time he returned back to his room, he lingered in the room you were in for longer and longer periods of time. 
- He may be oblivious but once he catches on, he's quick to act. 
- Before you know it you feel his arms wrapped around your waist as he pulls you into him. 
- It doesn't take long for him to start kissing along your exposed skin
- Making his way to kiss your lips.
Zero Year/Capullo Riddler: 
- I’m fairly certain he’d rather you wear next to nothing on a regular basis. 
- He’d consider you being more of a tease if you, ACTUALLY wore a proper shirt, sweatpants, something that actually covered you up. 
- However, one day you actually indulge him and his selfish if not slightly scummy desires. 
- The wee bastard had to do a double take. 
- However it doesn't take long for him to catch the hint. 
- Whether you're wearing short and revealing clothes. 
- Or something long and plain but nothing underneath. 
- He’ll notice and he'll take…ehh…appropriate inappropriate action?
Twojar Riddler:
- You teased him once that you’d look just as good in his shirt unbuttoned than he did. 
- Of course, being the egomaniac he is, he denied that claim
- (dummy didn't stop to think of how hot the idea was…dummy)
- Or he did and he wanted to trick you to try it out…that seems more on brand for this Ed. 
- You let the suggestion marinate for a while, hoping Ed will forget, so you can use it to get his attention again. 
- There you were in a signature white shirt, buttoned down extremely low like your partner. 
- You even went the extra mile and snatched a green suit jacket too. 
- Double take #2, he almost walks past you and to another room until he looks back at you. 
- He's chuckling as he slowly stalks his way over to you.
- Slowly hovers above you, removing his own shirt and jacket before attentively removing your own.
Gotham City Sirens Riddler: 
- Edward was locked up in office again, mulling over a case. 
- He hasn’t been home in days. He used to reach out to you, at least a phone call. 
- Now, you have no choice but to reach out yourself. 
- Of course, in public you were properly covered in a long trench coat. 
- When you get to the office however, you reveal to be wearing a lace green bralette and short booty shorts. 
- You didn’t knock on his door or anything you just hung out in his waiting room. 
- When Ed finally walked out he was shocked to see you lounging on the couch. He forgot he had given you a key…
- Ed was about to interrogate you, then he saw what you’re wearing
- You grinned as he scoffed. 
- Yet, when you got up to answer the question you knew he was going to ask
- Edward silently grabbed your hands and slowly walked you back into his private office. 
- You didn’t fail to notice he locked his door too…
Telltale Riddler: 
- He’s well aware what you’re trying to do. 
- Just so you know, it won’t work. 
- At least, that’s what he’ll tell you to deter him.
- While on the contrary, it’s having way more of an effect on him than he’ll ever care to admit. 
- The fact he tried to vocally discourage you shows he can’t even ignore you at this point. 
- You were just wearing an oversized t-shirt, with a few holes here and there. 
- Showing sneak peeks of your bare body underneath. 
- It was absolutely juvenile of you to parade around in that…
- Looks like he’s going to have to discipline you for trying to distract him…
Young Justice Riddler: 
- Oh, so you wanna kill him 2.0
- He can barely handle you when you wear a normal fitted shirt and jeans most days. 
- Let alone something even slightly more provocative. 
- Although, you don't see it that way. It's just an oversized green shirt and underwear…
- Yet whenever the shirt rolls up and shows more of legs
- Heaven forbid if it teases in showing your underwear too 
- He's a steaming, red faced dork, squirming around on the couch two cushions away from you. 
- You look over your phone and ask what's wrong. 
- Eddie tries to exclaim its nothing, nothing at all
- But the redness of his face and the tent in his pants say, it's DEFINITELY something.
Hush (DCAU) Riddler: 
- No one could build up his confidence as much as you do. 
- The fact you willingly wanna be with him and love him…even through all the ridicule he gets from both the good and the bad guys. 
- It's not hard to get his attention.
- However, there are days he's too wrapped up in his schemes or to be honest bummed down to even get out of bed. 
- Yet the one time he does get out of bed, he catches you wearing a crop top and sweats. 
- He shouldn't have reacted the way he did. 
- Honestly what you were wearing was perfectly normal…
- You’re so beautiful though…
- The fact you’re so comfortable with him, open with him, and that you love him. 
- Immediately forgetting what he was initially in the room for and made a beeline for you. 
- As you looked up to greet him, his lips landed over yours before you could say anything
- You have no idea what you did (ehh maybe you do) but you definitely make plans to do it again.
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riddle-me-ri · 1 year
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Since requests are open I would like to request the various riddlers doing snow angels and having a snowball fight with their S/O.
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A/N: aww this is super cute! Sorry if some of the headcanons get a wee repetitive. I-I was running out of steam hehe…sorry plus I’m slowly but surely coming back to writing after a wee break…but here ya go!
Snow Angels and Snowball Fights w/ The Riddlers:
Arkhamverse Riddler: 
- First of all, first of all…congrats on getting him outside. 
- Please make sure he’s wearing enough layers. 
- Yes, he’s gonna complain but for as hot blooded and hot headed as he gets, he’s useless against the cold. 
- However, good luck trying to get him to participate in other winter activities. 
- He may roll his eyes as you plop in the snow and wave your limbs like a child. 
- But don’t be surprised if a snowball fight occurs.
- Ed’s already got several riddlerbots on deck that can form snowballs at rapid speed. 
- A fight is a challenge, a challenge to win, and Edward Nygma doesn’t lose (unless it’s Batman…just don’t say that)
- Bonus: once y’all get back inside, be ready with a couple cups of hot chocolate. 
Reevesverse/Dano Riddler: 
- Winters at the orphanage left many children ill, and at the very worst dead. 
- It will take some time for you to open him up that the season can actually be fun. 
- He’ll be confused at first when you fall back into the snow, he frantically tries to catch you from the fall. 
- However when he notices you giggling and making a snow angel, it makes him laugh. 
- When he decides to join you in the snow, he finds himself being extremely giddy. 
- Later you were able to talk him into a snowball fight. At first he’s unsure cause he doesn’t want to hurt you
- One swift snowball to the shoulder from you, has him thinking otherwise.
- You’re not sure who won or lost when you’re both laughing breathlessly on the ground. 
- Edward knows one thing for sure, he’s grateful for you and he enjoys being able to actually feel like a kid. 
Gotham Riddler: 
- Um…what?
- Why…why did you fall to the snow? You’re going to get snow on your clothes?!
- Feel free to jump back up and just push him into the snow. 
- He’ll be frustrated that snow is on him, but he won’t be for long. 
- You do look rather cute when you’re proud of yourself. 
- However, be on your guard. 
- While he’s on the ground he’s slowly grabbing some snow to shape into a small snowball. 
- He leans up, you think he’s getting up, but he’s actually tossing a snowball into your gut and taking off. 
- It’s game on! Good luck!
BTAS Riddler: 
- Edward enjoys participating in activities you take pleasure in. 
- At least most of them, and if he’s not sure, he’s willing to try them once for you. 
- When you call out his name and slowly begin falling backwards
- He's quick to try and catch you but finds himself on top of you. 
- Eddie's shaking his head, but chuckling when he realizes you were just making snow angels. 
- He's quick to plop beside you and make one of his own.
- While his guard is down, this is the perfect chance to make an attack.
- However unbeknownst to you, Eddie was thinking the same. 
- You both end up putting snow in each other's faces.
- Better get up and reload quick and gather your defenses! 
Zero Year/Capullo Riddler: 
- Good luck trying to get this sensitive pansy ass out in the cold. 
- I don’t know why, but I can see this Eddie despising winter. 
- So it's going to be a lot just to get him outside. 
- You'll probably have to drag him outside. 
- Once he's outside, you can trip him to faceplant in the snow
- However, Eddie will probably respond better by proposing a snowball fight. 
- It's a way to stay active and warm against the plummeting weather. 
- Although that'll make him propose an alternative activity instead.
- Beat his ass with a cold, cold, snowy shower.
Twojar Riddler: 
- Same for this Riddler asdfgh when it comes to the cold.
- But he’s less of an asshole about it and will indulge you. 
- He will be amused seeing you enjoying yourself. 
- Making tiny snow people, making snow angels. 
- You are very adorable.
- While he's distracted, this is a perfect chance to surprise him with a sneak attack!
- He's surprised when he's wiping away snowy debris from his face. 
- Don't be surprised if a snowball twice the size of your head knocks you down. 
- Much like other Riddlers he plays for keeps
Gotham City Sirens Riddler: 
- He’s a tad reluctant to leave his cozy home/office to the freezing cold. 
- You may have to trick him or tell him it’ll only be for a little bit. 
- Ed rolls his eyes affectionately when he sees you on the ground already making snow angels. 
- You invite him to join, he refuses his head, something about enjoying watching you.
- Feel free to yank him down by his scarf, he’ll have no choice then. 
- Ed will also seem indifferent to a snowball battle.
- However, he’s actually looking for an opening.
- There’s this weird unspoken tension of who is going to throw the first snowball before you two get back home. 
- Whether it’s you or him, the battle goes on for awhile. The both of you too stubborn to lose to the other. 
- But you both go home feeling satisfied with an entertaining date out in the snow. 
Young Justice Riddler: 
- This poor boy wouldn’t mind the cold…
- If he just had the tiniest bit of muscle mass to retain his own body heat.
- So before you take him outside, please, PLEASE make sure he’s wearing plenty of layers. 
- He may fight you on it, but yes the two scarves, beanie and gloves are A MUST. 
- However, he's all here to get to spend quality time with you in the snow. 
- You giggle at your drastic different snow angels. 
- You can’t help but feel bad, when you throw a particular snowball that knocks him off his feet and faceplant into the snow. 
- It’s all fun and games, don’t worry, but just be sure to take care of him when you get back home. 
- How you take care of him, I’ll leave that up to y’all lmao (and by y’all I’m mostly looking at abby rip)
Telltale Riddler:
- You absolute fucking child. 
- He has no time for this childishness. 
- This Edward is particularly older. 
- While he’s in decent shape…the same can’t be said for his body temperature. 
- Playing in the snow doesn’t sound all the decent. 
- So the minute he steps foot outside to get something–
- You gotta nail him with a snowball. 
- He may be pissed, but he’s still petty enough to try and throw one back. 
- Congratulations, you’ve gotten him into a snowball fight!
-(spoiler alert; despite his age, you’ll probably lose because he wants to go back inside before he freezes)
Hush (DCAU) Riddler: 
- For no particular reason (other than to possibly change it up a little lol) I think this Ed enjoys the winter time. 
- He especially enjoys it, because he has you to spend the fun weather with. 
- Eddie enjoys being able to just be himself with you.
- Laughing, smiling, and having fun. 
- Making snow people, snow angels, catching snowflakes. 
- It's only traditional for you two to have a classic snowball fight. 
- The loser has to make hot chocolate for the winner!
- Although, it's hard to determine a winner when you both end up tackling each other in the snow.
- This Edward is on borrowed time, so to speak, so any chances to get to spend time with you is the greatest gift he could ever get for this season.
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riddle-me-ri · 1 year
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How our Riddleboys react to their asses getting slapped? Not like in a sex way. Just reader casually walks past and gives them a good ol’ smack on the ass to flirt in a silly way.
A/N: hehe…hehehe…sorry this request gave me the giggles for the longest time lmao. If this isn’t some shit I’d do hehe
How The Riddlers React to Having Their Asses Slapped
Arkhamverse Riddler: 
- Poor boy flinched at the contact.
- He can't tell if he's angry, annoyed, or confused..or turned on. He's a blushing mess you know that much. 
- Like why? Why did you do that?
- There's more efficient and proper ways to get his attention 
- You'll have to explain to him that you were just messing around, flirting even. 
- He'll blink a couple times. Trying to compute this information.
- He's not sure how to feel about it. But any action to show your attraction to him is appreciated. 
- Just…just it's gonna take a minute for him to get used to it. 
Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:
- So I have no doubt that they probably spanked kids in the orphanage as a sign of discipline. 
- So it's best to bear that in mind if you're gonna pull this on this Ed.
- Even if it's just a silly and flirty way, you'll have to let him know that's why you do it. 
- It's not a sign of discipline or he's being reprimanded. You're just being affectionate. 
- When you do, playfully slap his butt when he does the dishes. It takes him a second to register it properly. 
- He's a blushing mess but still unsure how he feels about it.
Gotham Riddler: 
- Oh, hello~~
- While surprised at first, he's absolutely pleased.
- He's quite the tease himself.
- So to see you try and tease him as well is amusing. 
- He'll tease you back for the rest of the day.
- Pinching your butt, squeezing your shoulders, pinching your love handles.
- He enjoys seeing your flustered reaction just as much as you enjoyed his surprised reaction when you slapped his ass.
- He'll be more than pleased for you to continue this line of teasing. 
- He's happy to see you being playful and open with him. 
BTAS Riddler: 
- Oh, oh…this..this is new.
- He's taken aback. He's surprised, his skin flushed warm and red.
- However, he can't help but feel amused.
- Two can play at that game. 
- After you think the moment is gone. Ed will come up behind you and plant sweet kisses along your neck and cheek.
- Just as you lean into it, smiling, and beaming at the affection. 
- He'll lower his hand and quickly smack your butt before booking it to another room.
- You're shocked but also ticked that he got you back.
- This means war (affectionately and teasingly) 
Zero Year/Capullo Riddler: 
- I'd be surprised if this candy ass didn't have his ass slightly poked out just so you can accidentally hit it. 
- Let alone try and invite you to actively slap his ass.
- But, but he is a pain in the ass, so any chance to replicate that pain is necessary (even if he finds it pleasurable)
- He fully relishes in the attention. 
- Expect him to come up to you later and hint at you to spank him again. 
- Also he'll absolutely give you the same treatment. 
- Albeit expect his slaps to be a little harder. 
- He'll also sneak in a pinch or two.
Twojar Riddler: 
- I'm still clearly divided whether or not this Riddler is an ass or tits man. There's evidence of mostly tits but I can see him appreciating a nice ass too.
- So showing your appreciation for his ass is an absolute delight. 
- He will be taken aback by your confidence at first.
- But once he realizes that it wasn't a figment of his imagination.
- It's game on. 
- Don't be surprised if occasionally ass slaps just become part of your normal exchange. 
- And don't be surprised if it leads to sexy times later.
- I don't doubt he's handsy with you and constantly has his hands on your waist and ass anyway. 
- It's all part of his possessive personality that I've pinned on him tehehe
Gotham City Sirens Riddler:
- Oh, well, that's a pleasant surprise. 
- Absolutely eats up the attention.
- He'll let out that warm, hearty, chuckle that makes you melt.
- Teasingly asks in fake shock, "Well, what was that for?"
- Expect him to absolutely return the favor.
- Whether it's his hand or the top of his cane, it's up to him and what you're doing.
- He's also open to pinching your bottom as well, especially when you least expect it.
- He's one of the Riddlers, that while knowing you were just flirting, he'll take the chance to make it into a sexual encounter. 
Telltale Riddler: 
- You're lucky if he even gives you a reaction. 
- He may roll his eyes or scoff at your attempts.
- If you catch him at a decent time, he may give you a smirk. 
- On the rare days he's actually pleased or bemused by you, he may spank you back in return. 
- He's not all that impressed or surprised by much anymore. But your attempts will always be amusing to him.
Young Justice Riddler: 
- This poor boy tenses up.
- Let's out a tiny surprise squeak. 
- Is the one to turn around and look at you in surprise.
- Like really you did that?
- You..you slapped his bottom
- His entire face is red. His heart is doing palpitations. 
- How..how does he respond? He does…appreciate the gesture he guesses.
- Please go over there and tell him it's okay and not to break his brain overthinking about it. 
- Then he'll be able to take it…at least a little better next time. 
Hush (DCAU) Riddler: 
- Whoa, where did that come from?
- His cheeks get dusted a slight pink. 
- Rub the area that you afflicted. As his face is conflicted. 
- He knows this is something couples do, he's seen it but never expected it to happen to him.
- His perplexed expression turns amused when he hears your cute giggles.
- Well aren't you proud of yourself.
- He's unsure if he should return the favor right now….
- Or just toss you over his shoulder and start tickling you.
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riddle-me-ri · 1 year
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I know Arkhamverse has trauma from being strangled, but I always want to kiss EVERY SINGLE RIDDLER on his neck! And that got me thinking... So I have to ask, how do the Riddlers feel about their necks? Like are any of them sensitive? Ticklish? Are any against their neck being touched? Do any love when their s/o goes for their neck?
A/N: okay but anon…how…how did you know I'm an absolute sucker for neck kisses?? Both giving and receiving?? Decided to go more headcanons this route, hope that's all right anon!
Neck Kisses with the Riddlers
Arkhamverse Riddler:
- Okay but out of most of these Riddlers, Arkham Eddie is by far the most sensitive with his neck.
- You’ve seen how Batman literally drags and manhandles him by the throat every chance he gets. 
- The minute you even reach out to cup his face, this poor man flinches on instinct.
- I know you love neck kisses, but don’t expect to be able to give this Eddie any…for a long, long, while. 
- For you to touch him, let alone kiss him, in such a vulnerable, previously abused countless times location. He has to trust you. 
- And Ed doesn’t trust just anyone, however once you get him to trust you…
- He adores it when you give him kisses. Lips, face, head, neck…it feels like devotion. He gets to finally put his guard down and let himself be adored, rightfully so, by you. 
Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:
- This Riddler…is sensitive. I don’t doubt he’s fairly ticklish.
- The minute you two shared your first kiss, he’s become obsessed with your lips on him. It doesn’t matter where. 
- I don’t doubt he’ll chuckle a couple times at the strange but ultimately pleasing sensation. It takes some getting used to for sure.
- When he does get used to your neck kisses though, he’s instant puddy in your hands. 
- His knees get wobbly, legs shaky, feels weightless. Trying to catch himself on a chair or sofa, but doesn’t want you to stop. 
- Please, don’t stop for anything…except for maybe kisses on the lips. 
Gotham Riddler:
- When the two of you get heated in a passionate make out session, Ed practically expects them. 
- He loves the way it makes him feel. 
- Admired, treasured. 
- The way they warm up his body. The way they alleviate whatever headache or migraine that’s troubling him at the moment. 
- Then again, most of your kisses do that for him. 
- It is a moment of vulnerability with him though, please respect that and don’t take advantage of it. 
BTAS Riddler:
- Edward is for certain that your kisses are the best reward, the best prizes in this world. Even greater than money or cars. 
- To say he becomes an addict is an understatement. 
- He loves it when you reciprocate his trail of kisses he leaves on you, earlier that day. 
- The way your soft lips press against the sensitive skin of his neck. 
- It warms the skin there, causes small goosebumps to form there. 
- You adore the way he warmly chuckles at them and leans his head and shrugs his shoulder, an attempt to bring you closer and keep you there at his neck. 
- Edward will be sure to return the favor tenfold. 
Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:
- This asshole expects them from you. 
- Like, what’re you doing? 
- You should be worshipping his body with kisses, ugh, you have an opportunity that so many dream of and you’re just gonna let it fly by?
- Obviously, once you power through the urge to slap the shit out of him (or just slap him, that’s fine too…probably will turn him on so good luck with that)
- He won’t admit it, like a bunch of other things, but he’s an absolute sucker for your neck kisses. 
- Ed likes how it does make him feel worshipped, someone worthy of attention and affection. 
Twojar Riddler:
- Oh ho ho this possessive buff leprechaun prick. 
- He absolutely thrives on neck kisses, much like how the other Riddlers do. 
- It’s a very intimate gesture of vulnerability, passion, and devotion. 
- Edward wouldn’t want to have it any other way. 
- He also eggs you on to go ahead and leave a couple of love bite while you’re at it. 
- It turns him on to see you act as possessively over him as he does over you. 
Gotham City Sirens Riddler:
- Edward can’t imagine a more pleasant way to end the work day. 
- Wrapped up in your embrace, kissing and groping like some lovesick fools. 
- The minute your lips hit the side of his neck, pecking up and down it. 
- The P.I. is a goner. 
- Whatever is left plaguing his mind from work, is completely forgotten. 
- He cradles the back of your head to keep your lips there, only letting up for you to kiss the other side of his neck (or kiss him, properly on his lips). 
- He’s sure to return the favor soon enough. 
Young Justice Riddler:
- Hnng this weak lad can’t even handle hand kisses rip
- PDA or…any sort of A in general…is new territory for this Eddie. 
- Kinda like Dano Riddler, I imagine he’s stupid ticklish. 
- Your lips barely brush along his neck and he’s in a giggly fit. 
- But it’s cute, so that’s fine. You go in for the kill regardless. 
- His whole face lights up red, warming up to the nth degree. Instantly becomes addicted to them though. 
- This Eddie just enjoys the fact that there’s someone that genuinely thinks he’s that attractive to warrant neck kisses. 
Telltale Riddler:
- Okay, first off, ew, how dare you?
- You really think he was just going to let you that close? 
- I mean, sure he likes the attention, he likes you…but you’re gonna have to earn the privilege to kiss his neck. 
- Yeah, I don’t know what you see in the Puzzle Grandpa either whoop.
- However, whenever you earn the right to kiss his neck, he’s got a dumb egotistical smirk on his face. 
- He…appreciates the gesture. 
Hush (DCAU) Riddler: 
- This man is absolutely weak for you. 
- When you smile at him, he feels like he’s been blessed. 
- To have you love him, excessively, and kiss every inch of his body. 
- Oh, well, he can’t get enough. 
- Especially your neck kisses. 
- The way you go from nuzzling his sideburns to kissing along his jaw, from his jaw you go lower to his neck. 
- He’s a warm buzzing mess, but don’t let him stop you. He loves this way too much.
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