#you cannot opt out

[astrowaffles]

Good news guys, they're not gonna take my data for ai 🙏🙏

[iheartlosergirlz]

blood warning lol

Regular CC or

Vampire CC? ;)

[moeblob]

Hima and Wari (kitsune twins) and their very shy tanuki friend and coworker.

[ruvviks]

hard to believe that the whole story starts because yancey got cheated on by his girlfriend of several years

taglist (opt in/out)

@shellibisshe, @florbelles, @ncytiri, @roseeway, @stars-of-the-heart;

@lestatlioncunt, @katsigian, @radioactiveshitstorm, @estevnys, @adelaidedrubman;

@celticwoman, @rindemption, @carlosoliveiraa, @noirapocalypto, @dickytwister;

@killerspinal, @euryalex, @ri-a-rose, @velocitic, @thedeadthree;

@kanos, @swordcoasts, @ordinarymaine, @claudiawolf, @strafethesesinners;

@mnwlk

[sinkthoseshipspoll]

Would you believe, this was my first time ever seeing the Pacific Ocean?

I got the opportunity to go aboard this beauty on one of my days in California and honestly between the hype of rollercoasters (one of my hyper fixations, with me constantly talking about Arrow Dynamics like an old lover) and the delight I had doing laps around The Queen Mary? I’ve never had a more perfect and delightful experience ever in my life.

[mimicmerchant]

what's the policy on double booping?

[naivety]

have to go pick up a washing machine tomorrow a coworker snagged for $75 [!] and lug it all the way upstairs [....] to hook up before somehow draining the old one [...] because it broke mid-cycle washing sheets not once but twice thrown up on by cat [...] and we can't even get it to drain [....] 🙏 and hopefully finish putting together a 2 weeks late little birthday gift box for my sibling because i literally forgot until the night before and wanted to die. and get my axle looked at cause it might be bent. day off ❤️

[monster-noises]

There are things about my struggles with singleness i will gladly prattle on about on this web site in post after post and i Have, certainly;

but there are parts of the struggle I have just a damn hard time posting about despite really reeeeaallly needing to get out so i can maybe go focus on something else for a bit

And I mean this applies to more than just my (really uneventful but somehow just as consuming and complicated) dating life, but right now that's what i'm pacing around my apartment muttering about when i should be making sure my dinner doesn't burn and having my dishes done. So.

[evadingreallife]

I was at a friends place for dinner tonight and i had one of the most surreal conversations of my life with her brother about whether or not you should hypothetically forgive and accept a partner cheating on you

[goalieflashflight]

It is very simple. I see a boop, I boop it. Do I know you? Boop. Have I never in my life seen your blog name and just found you in a random tag? Boop. That is the law.

[girlbob-boypants]

Getting new hardware and software makes it incredibly clear that the people who design technology hate people who use it

[lunarelly]

apparently what you like on tumblr isn’t private anymore and i’m not talking about disabling your likes tab on your profile but i’m saying that if other people have the “include posts liked by the blogs you follow” feature enabled then the posts you like will pop up on your followers’ dash and tbh i think that’s really stupid and annoying bc i have my likes private for a reason and that reason is bc i want them private

[funlovingfuzzball]

We’re with andromeda on this - forcing everyone to do something for your enjoyment is fucked up in whatever circumstance. I didn’t get physically injured by those who wouldn’t let me opt out of punch buggy for the internet to also be like this. The Game is opt-in. Whamageddon is opt-in. Punch Buggy is opt-in. Anything I don’t know of in the same category is also opt-in. Don’t be an asshole because someone doesn’t want to do an activity you like.

(Source: https://xkcd.com/391, which was notably written on 3/3/2008, meaning this should not still be a debate)

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

[autixel]

BRUH WHEN I GET A HYSTERECTOMY I'M NOT EVEN FREE FROM MENOPAUSE????

[shayne-the-sage]

aaaand… Ecosia has finally gone to the dark side.

Oh, what I would give to have one search engine that was anti-AI

[zafiro-anyejo]

So my work schedule is from 7 AM-3:30 PM. I was so stressed about waking up on time and it's like... actually been really good? I'm surprised how well I'm adapting. Only had this schedule for a week and I'm already automatically waking up before my alarm (around 5:30 AM). Hope I can keep this momentum going for the next few months.

And a bonus when I get home around 4 it's like... I have 4-5 hours to do things before bed?? insane. and I get to LIVE like this?? T_T