#you dont have to like the show but pls leave show fans alone lmao

[angstydiaz]

“They rushed this they rushed that” with the amount of cancelations netflix does to shows yeah its kinda necessary sometimes dude

It’s definitely not a perfect adaptation but its pretty enjoyable lmao

[harryfeatgaga]

saw some dude on some tik tok live shitting on harry and was talking about how he was going to film a fashion video tomorrow meanwhile the dude looks like he got lost in a kohl’s clearance section….let’s not speak on what we don’t know ❤️

LMFAOOOO BYE

Anonymous asked: Ben Affleck looked so miserable you could tell he and Jlo fought before the Grammys there’s a video of her scolding him and then laugh when she see the camera on them

HELPPKFJNUIK!??!?!?!

Anonymous asked: saw some tweet that was like “i’m just gonna look up harry’s racist tweets” as if that man didn’t only tweet song lyrics for years I just know whoever tweeted that hasn’t seen sunlight in days

literally bye good luck all ur gonna find is song lyrics

Anonymous asked: WAIT I LOVE HARRY LIKE IM HERE AS A HARRIE BUT IM ALSO HERE AS A DARKSKIN WOMAN SO "beyoncé’s fans are so fucking mean" AND BLAMING HER FOR STAYING SILENT IS NOT A COOL THING TO SAY. i'm saying this with kindness, but have y'all met harries. do y'all know HARRY? love him but when has he ever defended anyone his fans have come for? & as a white man it *IS* easier for him to speak up than it is for bey. all fandoms suck. lets not bring down a black woman lets just be happy for harry. thank you.

Anonymous asked: my last ask might be confusing sorry im responding to the anon talking about how beyonce doesn't do anything to stop hate and that somehow her rude fans means she is just as bad too. was not calling anyone racist in particular but i've just seen that sentiment a lot today and its made celebrating harry hard because it feels personal. idk why people can't ever celebrate harry without putting others down. beyonce was smiling and happy for him in the crowd

no yeah I dont think anon was blaming her I know I certainly wasnt but yeah it applies to all fandoms but hers are quite notorious for being....mean fbhcj she has a lot of male fans as well and men are just nasty so hfbhucjik as many other fanoms are aka swifties, bts and yes harries can be too absolutelyyyyy but yeah beyonce was literally happy for him people need to relax

Anonymous asked: ill get everyone trying to spread a false narrative adele did not leave everyone was happy for him and if people r mad about ben winston being a producer why do they not care about beyonces dad being a voting member of the academy and campaigning for her like first 20 grammys apparently

like as if ben has any actual say in the grammy winners themselves he just produces the show that is airing like

Anonymous asked: I just woke up and omfg the hate??? Ridiculous I feel like I need to cleanse my eyes. I can’t wait until Harry is out of the country so these uncultureds can leave him alone 😭😭😭

still havent seen too much and im glad so pls yall dont send it I really dont wanna see it lmao

Anonymous asked: I never thought I’d be telling her to gtfo of America like I need these people to leave him alone!!! Cant wait for him to shine at Brit’s and see no one pissed about it 😭😭

brits sweep incoming!!!

Anonymous asked: Fandoms hate Harry but their idols sure don’t

LITERALLY

Anonymous asked: i’m sorry but i’m still mad. does b deserve a grammy? yes. were a great majority of people dragging and not streaming renaissance at all? yes. if we’re going to war on somebody’s behalf, it should be uvst by bb because it objectively was the most streamed album of last year, but i fear twitter wouldn’t have liked that either bc a lot of twitter is still xenophobic as hell and refuse to listen to spanish music and it would’ve devolved into a conversation about “why didn’t they give bb the latin grammys instead?”, which would have been xenophobic too but in a lowkey “progressive” way so i’m glad harry won bc i really don’t think a b win would’ve really been appreciated by twitter at all anyway bc it would still be about how they dislike the album or its genre or whatever billion ways they’ve tried to drag renaissance this past year when it’s literally always been a gorgeous album that you should have been appreciating from the get-go but now want to pretend like you’ve always loved it bc you love to be victims and somehow snubbing an album that twitter didn’t like just bc you like the artist and they are deserving of a grammy in general is a ridiculous hill to try to die on when i truly think b wouldn’t have liked to win an album for something that wasn’t well-received either 🫠

im shocked I didnt know her fans didnt really like the album but yeah she deserved it bad after lemonade like we all been knowing the grammys are fucked up im.very happy for harry and all hs peers there last night including beyoce looked happy for him 🫶🏻

Anonymous asked: So many famous people or you know social media known people made memes out of Harry saying “stuff like this don’t happen to people like me” and literally almost all of them took it down within minutes lmao idk why but either is the power of harries, the power of Jeff or the power of Harry, they should all shut up and let him have his moment! Especially when they do nothing with their sad miserable life pretending to be famous because of Instagram, try getting a real fucking job!

GOODBYEEEEEEE

Anonymous asked:

the grammys were never gonna give aoty to something like renaissance🤷🏼‍♀️ i. can tell you the grammys hates giving awards to albums with that many producers and they loveeeee when there’s a smaller number of producers and writers( they’re weird)🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ with it fitting into a sort of niche the grammys (sadly) are not up to recognizing something that was made for the black queer community i think renaissance deserved the award the most tbh but what beyonce fans don’t understand is that there’s 10 albums in the category…. and most of them deserve to be there (coldplay and abba nope but anyways) and you can’t blame harry because he deserved the award as well you have to blame the grammys😭 because the truth is this year was a solid category and she should’ve won album of the year long ago for her self titled AND lemonade😭 and now they’re trying to find a way to blame him by tearing everything he’s said apart😭 because now people are expecting him to act as if he didn’t deserve the award??? when he completely did??? and beyonce she just sits there and cheers and she genuinely looks happy for everyone who wins and she’s not about what some of her fans are about😭😭😭

IM JUST SO TIREDDDDDDDDD THE AOTY WAS STACKEDDD EXACTLY LIKE YOU SAID FULL OF GOOD ALBUMS LIKE GOD

Anonymous asked: I’ve seen harries be equally as nasty when Harry looses things so I think everyone needs to realize that this stuff is not worth being a horrible person over because even though it’s online it still hurts. I hope a lot of harries will remember this feeling and not be so horrible to other artists so we can stop the hate circle

so true!!!

[saltys-writings]

Hi ! I have a request { got7 reaction when you suddenly come and sit on their lap }♡☁☁

[Got7] Reaction to you suddenly sitting down in their lap

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Fluff

Warning: slightly suggestive on some members

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JB:

he’d love it

feels rlly rlly cozy whenever you’re that close to him, because he’d never get tired of being near you

he might not show it that much but it really warms his heart whenever you touch him, especially small, fleeting touches

so when you come sit down in his lap I feel like he’d just roll with it

would defo put his arm around you and hold you, so he can be sure you’re safe and won’t fall

like even he knows it’s unlikely you’ll fall off, but it’s just kind of a reflex

anyway he loves feeling connected to you physically, so he’ll be very happy when you sit in his lap and then he’d just go on with whatever he was doing in the first place

though, if he was about to get up and you’re keeping him from leaving by sitting down on top of him, it can go either of two ways, depending on his mood

if he’s stressed he’ll probably get angry, though he won’t show it for the most part

but he might get impatient while trying to convince you to get off of him

chances are he’ll just pick you up and sit you down elsewhere once he had enough

will make sure to ruffle through your hair and give you a short kiss though, as an apology

or when he’s in a good mood, he’ll just let you have your way with him for a while, probably pretending to be dead underneath you lmao

but no matter what, just remember he can’t ever be mad at you for giving him some physical touch uwu

Mark:

with him it depends on what your relationship is

if you’re good friends, or have been dating for a while, he’ll be much like Jaebeom

very welcoming, making sure to put his arm around you and hold you close

might even lean back and lay your head against his chest

however, will be a flustered baby™ if he happens to have a crush on you

like the moment you sit down in his lap his brain will stop working and he can be seen questioning his whole life over the span of a second or two

plays it cool after that surprisingly well though

however…

the aftermath will look a little different

he’ll be constantly reminded of how much his heart was beating out of his chest when you sat in his lap

and he’ll remember what it was like to have you so close that he could even smell the perfume you were wearing, the shampoo you’re using, etc…

secretly a part of him is hoping you’ll do it again, while another part is too nervous to even think about it

and when it does happen a second time, he’ll be dying all over again

however this time he won’t just let things pass by naturally

chances are he’ll make sure you end up alone with him after that - if you aren’t already alone

and if you don’t make it clear that it was just 100% a friendly gesture right away, then o boi you’re in trouble…

Jackson:

???

what are you doing?

why are you suddenly sitting in his lap?????

will literally be like ???? for a good minute, before he starts laughing awkwardly

“uhm, this feels a little weird you know?”

just keep sitting there, he’ll calm down eventually, and the journey to that point is defo an amusing one

for you, not for him

will be torn between feeling the need to hold you and not to touch you, so he’ll just try to figure out how to give you some stability without making you uncomfortable

his hands will be on your shoulders one second, on your waist the next, and then on your arms right after that

no matter where he ends up touching you, you’ll never be as uncomfortable as he is right then and there

will eventually accept his fate and even feel a little disappointed once you get up

will also be thinking about nothing else for the next two weeks

at some point, when he sees you again, he’ll come round to talking about the incident and eventually come to the conclusion that he wants you to sit in his lap again

will be very awkward while he asks of course

but gain confidence quickly if you say yes and just naturally sit in his lap, maybe even snuggling up to him a little

Jinyoung:

will act surprised when you do it for the first time

but honestly he was just waiting for it

digs it so much

it’ll make him feel like the perfect boyfriend when he knows you’re comfortable in his lap

chances are he’ll ask you to come sit in his lap before you can do it by surprise though

so when you really just throw yourself onto there im kidding pls dont throw yourself he’ll probably just laugh and hold you tight and maybe give you a kiss if you’re in the right position

loves wrapping his arms around you fully and resting his head on your shoulder

also loves placing sweet kisses in your neck and tickling you with them

would spend hours just having you sit in your lap and holding and cuddling you

however if he’s not in a cute cuddly mood chances are - if the surroundings allow it - he will flip your positions, making him the one on top, hovering over you

what follows is most likely a make-out session

possibly even leading to more…

Youngjae:

very flustered the first time you surprise him by sitting in his lap

just like Jackson he’ll be awkward, giggly, and very “????”

calms down quite fast though and maybe holds your hand or smth

it’ll take him a while to get used to this, especially if you haven’t known each other for long

but after a few times he’ll be all about it

really, he loves getting attention from you just as much as he loves giving you attention

so whenever you come sit in his lap he’ll immediately hold you, hug you, and smother you in kisses uwu

likes swaying from side to side when you sit in his lap, and also burying his face in your back or neck

will complain once you get back up

also won’t let go of your hand, in hopes you’ll pity him and come back for “just 5 more minutes”

usually those 5 minutes turn into at least 15

but you can’t be mad at him for that, because he really gives the best, warmest, fluffiest cuddles ever

also loves having you doze off in his lap after a tough day at school or work

Bambam:

flustered as well

what is this?

where is it going?

“Who am I?”

if you listen closely you can actually hear him whisper that under his breath

he’ll be super awkward at first and not know what to do with the situation

you aren’t supposed to sit on top of him like this???

once it becomes clear to him that you really just wanted to be close to him and don’t have any ulterior motives, he relaxes a little

will lightly hold onto you, probably by your waist or hips, and might even rest his chin on your shoulder

but I feel like he wouldn’t be much of a fan of you casually sitting in his lap

if it’s something you like, sure he wouldn’t mind it here and there

but other than that he’d be fine without it

in a less cuddly context he feels differently about it though

I think if you two are starting to flirt or making out, he’d actually find it pretty hot to suddenly have you in his lap, fighting for control a little

so yeah, it all depends on the right timing with him!

Yugyeom:

oh no save this baby

will go through all stages of despair multiple times once you make contact with his lap

when he snaps out of it he’ll just lean over slightly so his face appears in your vision and he will very clearly ask you with just his eyes:

“What the f*ck???”

not in a sense that he doesn’t like it though, he’s just surprised and not used to being so close to you

pls don’t do this in public, he will make a fool of himself

will throw a giggle fit

but will at the same time hold onto you and hide his face behind your back - even when nobody’s around

he really loves it though

will also make you sit sideways, so that he can see your face and lovingly look into your eyes as he rests his chin on your shoulder and holds you tight

boop his nose with yours to make him grin with his whole face

you’re most likely gonna be that overly lovey-dovey couple others secretly want to throw up over for a few minutes

but that’s okay, so long as you two enjoy it

this can also go into an entirely different direction if he’s already in the mood to make out

watch him melt under you as you start kissing him softly and play with his hair

[bucksbisexual]

okay since im rewatching 2gether, might as well make my reaction public lol

tine trying to be a supportive boyfriend by asking wat if something is troublig and wat’s himbo self being like “nah fam im good” god i love this dumbass

also tine not knowing how to talk about his feelings is so relatable help

honestly i would’ve LOVED to see sarawat at least one (1) question

tine’s smile while wat drinks..... Sir I Am In Love With You

also his blush..... Sir I Am More In Love With You Than I Was Before

“is the lyric about smile or happiness?” “don’t cheat” wat saw through his bullshit right there KSJFHKS

i wonder what’s in those glasses because it doesn’t quite look like coke but it obviously isn’t beer,,,,

ohhhhh “a friend from high school” ... explains tine’s reaction we see in the teaser when he introduces pam as his highschool friend

also explains why tine thought sarawat made that video for her instead of him. wat is in his high school clothes and tine probably thought it was before he saw him (when in fact it was probably recorded the same day lmao sarawat hopeless romantic)

tine: one more game! [spins the coin and supposedly falls on heads] wat!

sarawat: no one can talk to me if i fall asleep

i’m trying not to look at bright’s jiggly butt why is ass so fat fOR

it doesnt add the points here if i dont write something else so intro time yeet

yknow what . we need more earn and more pear in these two last episodes . i need my wlw rep and i need it Now

“personal space is important even for couples” still cant believe man was the owner of their braincell in this scene

tine giving all of type’s info away to wat so wat can give it to man who tine knows will use to pester him until he becomes his boyfriend...... say it with me: tine mantype shipper

“how did you know?” “i prayed to god” literally the funniest part ever

manboss: im not going good luck wat: you’re so full of bullshit

GREEN <3

i will just say that pink is tine’s best colour. i need him in every soft pink thing u can find. it accentuates his skin colour so perfectly and we are Here for it honeyyyy

MIL SHUT THE FUCKUP

sarawat being a savage (rachet booty nasty) we stan

bro get over him oh my god he’s taken and happy with wat LEAVEEEEEE

and man pestering type begins Now ksjfh

i’m like 100000000% sure that the only thing in that whole backpack is a pencil and half of an eraser

im also sure type saw him buy the book since u literally can see him from where man and that girl are and

hold up the waiter looks like a guy from whyru,,,,,,,,,,

i need someone to write a fic about tine being an astronomy lover and wat falling in love with him because of the joy in his eyes when he talks about the stars and interesting facts about the universe and new discoveries of galaxies and other things that wat doesnt really care about but he listens to either way because he’s too in love to shut off his brain

okay back to the episode sorry i just really had to say this

wat really said “don’t take advantage of me when i’m sleeping” when they haven’t even kissed.......... no words, completely speechless

tine probably thought he was being real sneaky right there lmao boy he fell asleep 2 seconds ago

god green really appears for 2 seconds and yet he steals the show KSFJHKFJFS he really was about to beat the person in front of him’s ass for not walking faster im crying i love him

BITCH SHUT UP AND LEAVE THEM ALONE STOP TRYING TO BE A HOMEWRECKER

wat looks so offended by his offer it’s so funny jhfksjhgj still MIL GET THE FUCK OUT

them running around is so funny when u know they had to do that like 20 times and were tired as fuck KSJFHKSHFS

WAT YOU SMOOTH FUCKER i love u

omg the bracelet truly isnt there at the start of the scene :-(

“nuisance tree” lemme just cry a bit

the music stopping here......... they truly played with our feelings there huh

WAT YOU SMOOTH FUCKER 2

the reactions are so kdrama outro i cant breathe KJHFJSFKJS

GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTT

“well, you left him” IM GOING TO STEP ON YOU

bracelet where r u :-(

“it was here a second ago” it wasn’t im an obsessed bitch and noticed just as the scene there started

he looks so worried:-( tine baby

“i can make you a new one” “but i want the old one” why do i feel like that has more than one meaning,,,

half of the times wat touches tine’s head his hands are dirty as fuck lmaoooooo

is- is someone wearing a marihuana dress??????

manbosss again and he has a book

type is the teepakorn brother that can lie and will lie meanwhile tine can’t lie for a living

I LOVE THIS GUY GIVE ME HIS SELF CONFIDENCE

dim really made up a whole spirit just for wat to be with tine lmao i cant breathe (unless the pine tree spirit is an actual thing and he just used it for this specific thing lmao)

“that senior is me” “and who did you go with?” “that was a long time ago” “it wasn’t me, it wasn’t me” “green, drop it!” i love them KSFJHFSJHF

green and wats faces i cant bREATHE these are the faces of people who know this is all fake

BRO WAT WASNT EVEN THAT SLICK WITH THE PAPER IN HIS HAND SJKHSFHHKFS

my guess is that he had two papers that were the same number just incase they didnt get the same number but then somehow mf MIL had to come in and ruin it

i dont know who chose to make bright wear this much brown but it honestly fits him so well

coffee for his soon to be boyfie

man: loving u is kind of bothering? type: o_o man

he’s still reading the book kjshfsf WAIT HES SO CUTE

“you gotta miss me if i don’t show up one day” “just back off. i’m leaving. do not follow me. give me some time to miss you” okay tsundere ass bitch

type’s so rich he’d rather spend money on getting his tire fixed than get it fixed by man for free i hate rich people

he’s also too rich to care to check if his doors were locked i-

“for me?” “do you see anyone else?” bitch ass tsundere

type: smiles, realises he just did that, eyes cutely go o_o

type looks so cute in that scene for no reason im going to eat ur cheeks if u dont stop being a cutie

aaaaaand of course theyre not paired up

dude of course he is youre creepy and also trying to break his relationship apart only because u dont have the decency to see that you dont have a place in his heart whatsoever

dim honey........ jskhsjf

tine’s hair....... PLEASE I NEED TO TOUCH IT IT LOOKS SO FLUFFY

“the spirit doesnt like it when you pray with your eyes opened” did literally no one notice how nonsense that was? KSFJHSJ

GREEN U SCARED THE BABY WHY WOULD U DRESS LIKE THAT

he looks so cute im gonna cry like actually cry

weak ass blankets they gave them i swear

if u cuddled then u wouldnt have been cold but noooooo ur big puppy boyfriend has trust issues

baby:-((((((((((( i will cover u with a blanket and give u lots of kithes and hugs

tine having his phone die at an important moment and also having no sense of direction whatsoever is so relatable lmaooooo

thank god for the rain because otherwise sarawat wouldnt have ran the way tine actually went lmao i wouldve beaten dims ass if mil was the one who found him

this scene hurts so much:-(( his throwing the grass like that in complete defeat??????? the flashback to him saying that bad things seem to happen to them lately makes my heart break

the soft touches:-((((( please im gonna Cry

dnotsaysorrydontsaysorrydonsaysorrydontsayHE SAID SORRY FFS

baby :’((((((

“i prayed for something but i havent redeemed that prayer yet” “what did you ask for?” “it’s if i got to see you again, i would show you the video i made. it’s the song your smile you are so curious about” BITCHHHHHHHHH

HES GONNA SHOW ITTTTTT YES I LOVE HOPELESS ROMANTIC HIGHSCHOOLER SARAWAT

he’s all shy i cant breathe he cant even look at the screen skjfhksh

oh so it was on the same day sksjhj forgot about that

I CRY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

tine is all blushy im gonna sob i love these two

im trying not to scream and tines reaction to wat telling him he went to every scrubb concert just to look for him

ITS NOT GONNA GET STUCK ON THE VIDEO BABY HE WILL LIKE U BACK IN A YEAR!!!!!!

“i like you” “yeah. i know. i like you too” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LITERALLY REWATCHINNG BUT I STILL JUST SCREECHED AT THAT I LOVE THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

their smiles after he said it tho.......... my heart hURTS

wat: the wish only drew us to cross paths again. us being together is because of something else, tine: what then? wat: shout out to my homies for being there for me since day one i love u bros

THE FLASHBACK AAAAAAAA I FOUND HIM YES U DID BABYYYYYY

boss’s whistle after he tells them that he only said he would kiss him until he dropped lmaoooooo

“his name is tine. [with the softest voice ever] what a cute name”

manboss looking at each other like this bitch is so gone for this random dude but we’re gonna support him because we’re the only friends he has

wat was probably wishing the pool had water in it so he could throw both of them into it at that moment KJSFHJSFHF

“he’s the one i like” “shiiiiiit” same dim, same

fan dee nAAAAAA

his ass was so gone he was gonna make his ig username lovetine i literally cant believe him

boss having the braincell in this scene i love it

“but earn has a boyfriend” LIES. SO MANY LIES. ITS A GIRL. SHES A WHOLE LESBIAN.

boss once again being the owner of the braincell...... im starting to think he owns it half of the time

“you get it now? us being together is not a coincidence. it’s because of us” WAT YOU SMOOTH FUCKER 3

wait,,,,, tine’s little head tilt,,,,,,, SIR I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU

the stars!!!!!!!!! theyre there!!!!!!

“i think nothing bad is going to happen anymore” honey you got a big storm coming

it ended :’(((((( my beautiful boys i love this episode and drama so much i swear

lets watch the next episode teaser

i dont think tine is gonna lsiten to pam saying that but if he does,,, baby pls dont overthink okay he loves u and wont leave u for anyone in the world

phukong dont come back to him he knows that u like him and will play with ur feelings

type is gonna have to choose between im guessing either a boy interested in him from work or man and im gonna vote for him going with man lets hope i win

WHAT IS WRNOG WITH U BRO GET OUT HES HIS BOYFRIEND OF COURSE HES GOING TO CARE AND WORRY YOURE JSUT A CREEP FOLLOWING HIM AROUND HOPING THAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP ENDS SO U CAN SNEAK IN UGH

“is pam your first love?” WHY DID U END THE TEASER THERE AAAAAAA BITCH

im so glad that the episode comes out today because i Need to know more

okay thats it if anyone read all of this first of all sorry kjshkfj and second of all thank u ,, u didnt have to but u did and ily for that okay bye

[ober-affen-geil]

My Roswell Rewatch liveblog

Episode 2x08 AKA Characters That Don’t Usually Talk Together, Talk Together

in love with that hat

also really love that jacket isobel is wearing

“make literally anything into a penis” HAHAHAHA

i just. i know rosa wants her old life back but WHAT was the point of her putting on new clothes if she then immediately went back to her old hangouts i mean

so her spitting them out was the moment we entered the fantasy

rip lindsay

and i am a fan of maria’s overthrow thingy

now knowing this is fake, i think iris is supposed to represent like...the person rosa wants to be. like who she envisions herself to be ideally

you know what all the ladies are serving looks this episode i love liz’s top

“for real” will you. will you actually tho

“you bar wench” and the ass slap MY FAVE

MAX AND MICHAEL MOMENTS I LOVE

also big fan of the sanders here

“going to the bar” TO SEE MARIA *sobbing*

the switch from “play” to “oh shit” is...excellent

god i really just like that scene a lot

CHARLIE

i really, really hope theyre not gonna try to tell us charlie actually served because her reflexes/reactions suck ass please just make her a civilian consultant

“talk to me” ugh so sinister

ok. ok. forrest, you know he has a purple heart and you “googled” him so how the FUCK did you not know he LOST HIS LEG’

they’re cute tho

love me some maria and isobel, even if their ship is sunk i adore their dynamic

this is a great scene too tbh, love how we get to see these two together

sure. yes. you had her best interests at heart

YES YES TALK SCIENCE TO ME

sick burn

THIS. THIS NEEDED TO BE APPLIED TO THE END OF THE SEASON PLEASE. BRING CHARLIE BACK NEXT SEASON BECAUSE LIZ NEEDS TO HEAR THIS AGAIN

“and what are you” DAMN MAX GO OFF

christ shut up jesse i hate you a lot and you’re not fooling anyone

big fan of the fact that the table lamps look like UFOs

liar liar max

awwww alex bb its ok. you get there

SCIENCE BROS

i just adore their dynamic. liz knows how to talk to him when hes frustrated and he knows shes up to something

i do get the whole thing going on here but also. i do ship it a lot

“effort doesn’t equal control” love that

is that...supposed to be like a sunroof bubble at the top of the airstream or is the camera just catching the top where it ends so they can put equipment in

who has a blank canvass at an art show proof this is fake tbh

max you are SO DRAMATIC

CASE IN POINT DAMN

ugh this scene

like i love alex here but gross gross gross

“yes” DRAG HIM ALEX

does jesse know tripp is under the shed?

oh, probably not. also congrats jesse you said one correct thing

NO SHIT MAX, THANKS

“WORTH CONSIDERABLY LESS” LMAO THATS WHAT YOU THINK

max the amount that that was not necessary i mean pls

also just love how max blatently steals isobels t swift president joke

electricity burn, that’s what it is

aww cam bb i love you. 

“you’re not alone” *gross sobbing*

“lost track of time” would be a big ouch to michael given isobel

“i promise i am not gonna leave you alone” I AM UNDONE BY THE FACT THAT SHE KNEW THAT WAS WHY MICHAEL WAS SO UPSET EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN’T SAY IT I AM FEELING THINGS

i do like the way this devolves, very creepy

FUCKING TYPICAL JFC

also i really love that rosa *wants* rehab and hasnt gone because she doesnt think she can rn

this breaks my heart

I’M IN PIECES DONT TOUCH ME MARIA LOVES HER SO MUCH

this is such a great scene too tbh

alex sweetheart you PICKED this bar hun. (think that means anything)

WOOF THAT LOOK

i love that kyle is involved with rosa, even in the background

i know this is a lie but i do also like that they have these conversations with each other as a couple. like “have a good cry” i love them

COMMUNICATION OCCURS

OOF

smh liz

also what is sanders doing there that late? i mean the drama, yes, but why is he there

so what is the science behind this. why are the car alarms going off? i get the light to blind/disorient and the super taser to take them out but whats the deal with the cars reacting like that? the super taser is so powerful?

[edvh1]

( sophie turner, cis-female ) did you hear how EDEN VON HOLTEN is applying to columbia university as an ASTROPHYSICS major ?! the 21 year old is living in the WATT HALL. i heard that they got in because they are + LOYAL and +WARM, but honestly i think SHE can be -INSECURE and -APPROVAL SEEKING. they’re a real PARACOSMIC. oh well, only time will tell if the JUNIOR will make it til the end.  

 connections ● stats ● full bio (probably not written yet)

eden was born and spent the first ten years of her life in linz, vienna. her father is an architect while her mother is a former housewife turned real estate agent.

the von holten last name was a distinguished surname back in the day as they were part of the austrian nobility. however, eden never really enjoyed the lifestyle lavish life of being part of royalty as her part of her family is known as the descendants of 'bastards'.

this meant that while her family could carry the von holten surname they didn't have access to the family's name, except for a trust fund to cover college expenses.

despite this, eden had a rather comfortable life as her father was a young promising architect that through his hard work managed to provide a good life to his family.

when eden was ten years old, his father decided to leave austria to work in the united states in a prestigious architecture firm in chicago. the family only lived there for roughly two years before they made a permanent move to montpellier, vermont where her father opened her own architecture firm and became involved in the renovating business with his wife as a real estate agent

many would think that the youngest of the von holten clan had it easy, no event in her early life was enough to cause what would happen in the following years.

at sixteen, eden made the decision of finishing her schooling in new york, against her parents' wishes, but being the supportive pair they were, they had no choice but let their daughter move to the big city.

TW: eating disorder

something changed in those first weeks in new york, maybe it was being surrounded by the royalty of the city or the constant bombarding of slim models that prompted a switch in her.

at first it was not obvious, she reduced calories and signed up to the gym but as the months went by her obsession with calories and exercise only increased in an alarming way.

the teachers at school were the first to notice. and when they told her mother, she became very angry as she didn't want to accept the fact that she had a serious mental illness and needed help.

the summer before starting at columbia, her parents took her to the doctor where she was given an ultimatum, either she gained weight during the summer or would be sent to an eating disorder clinic but that didn't change anything and eventually was sent to the clinic, causing her to lose her first semester.

eden pushed herself to fight her anorexia, not wanting to be hospitalized and manage to be discharged before the start of the semester. despite her parents' reluctance to let their child alone again, she started studying astrophysics at columbia.

the past three years have been difficult for her, many times she has relapsed but on her own, she has managed to pull through but the increasing anxiety only gets worse, especially in finals time.

—. quick facts

from a young age, eden has felt a fascination for stars and space. she never thought of studying anything related with that until she was interned in the clinic and spent most of her time reading books about the subject

speaks fluent german and she still has a slight austrian accent as she speaks in that language with her family

loves Pomeranians, and if you see her Instagram is filled with pomeranians blogs

she's been to fourteen Elton John's concerts, the last one a few days ago on her birthday. safe to say she is a fan

fan of any hgtv show, her crushes are both property brothers

she has 'bought' stars for herself since no one does it for her lmao

betelguese is her favorite star

actually believes in horoscope

favorite song: freaking tiny dancer ofc

has watched the theory of everything too many times

used to firmly believed she was anastasia as a child, now she is happy watching the movie or musical

*** she is blonde rn but maybe at some point she will be a redhead (dont mind the gifs)

—. connections

here are some connections that at some point will be on a page or not, who knows?

older brother; i dont know how much older he is but probably around 2-4 years older.

best friend; if you are her best friend she'll name a star on your behalf and also look what it could be: x or x

enemies: i mean she's not one to create them but she cannot be liked by everyone and i need someone to get out her sassy side bc it's probably rusty from being nice

roommates: she lives in watt hall

first love; maybe it happened during her freshman year, you know i'm a hoe for angst so we can make it angsty af

friends with benefits; but really they would be very good friends that ended up sleeping together because she would need that sort of emotional connection to do it

person who took her virginity; okay, so i have this idea that before her first love eden was feeling a lot of pressure of being a virgin in college and went out on a date with this person and one thing led to another and she ended up losing her virginity. she felt very guilty and regretted the whole thing bc it's not what she would have wanted but what is done is done

awkward date; they went on a date that was so awkward that now they avoid each other

unrequited love; she could either have a crush on your character or viceversa, but lemme tell you that my girl can be shy so she probably just suffer and admire your character's perfection from afar

tutor or study buddies; someone that helps her in some of her classes or the other way around

club buddies; she is in various clubs like volleyball team, the german cultural society, model of the un and writes for the columbia lion

sorority sisters; yes pls i don't know which one she's part of but we can fit it to your character's.

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Cyberverse 17 watch! (EDIT: AND CYBERVERSE 18 WATCH)

Cyberverse 17 

RATCHET!!! CHROMIA!!! WHEELJACK!!! ARCEE!!! OPTIMUS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DONT TEASE ME LIKE THIS CYBERVERSE

Gosh I’m so used to it being just Bee and Windblade though, I wanna see the other characters but at the same time I’m 100% happy to have 10 more seasons of the “Bee and Windblade best friend show”

Nice art gallery Grimlock

AH YES....BIG LIKELIHOOD THAT THE ARK CRASHED IN THE WATER...

Oh it crashed in a swamp WELL THAT”S MARGINALLY BETTER

OH LMAO GRIMLOCK WAS WRONG. WELL. I GUESS WE’RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE, gotta go steal a boat now you guys

OK SO IT IS PROBABLY STILL ON LAND SOMEWHERE Jeez louise teletran

HELL YEAH PACIFIC NORTHWEST

AH YES AND THERE”S THE LITTLE SHOCKLET pls don’t get squished little buddy

I LOVE SHOCKWAVE’S VOICE BUT HEARING HIM SAY “MY PLAN HAS WORKED” IN THAT SERIOUS VOICE WITH THAT EXPRESSION CRACKS ME UP. GOSH I LOVE SHOCKWAVE

SHADOWSTRIKER JUST SAID “FOOLS” RIGHT AFTER THAT IN A DELIGHTED VOICE AND I JUST SNORTED SO LOUDLY, GOSH I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH THE BAD GUYS ARE SUCH DORKS

I’ve said this before but Shockwave’s like a prime-time big villain capable of terror and destruction, but he’s stuck in a children’s show so he can’t actually accomplish any of that and I am loving it

Wait who’s steering the WHY WOULD YOU LET TELETRAN STEER THE PLANE

OHH IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE MOUNT ST HELENS??? YOOOO

Seekers: *drop out of the sky and grab windblade’s wings* Me: *WINCES*

MAN those are sturdy wings though oh my gosh. Glad Windblade’s such a tough gal

Seekers: *grab her turbines* Me: *CRINGES AND YELLS ‘’OH NO’’ OUT LOUD*

DONT YOU DARE HURT WINDBLADE LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

WHEW oh thank goodness NOW GO HELP THE BOYS WINDBLADE

AWH GRIMLOCK CAUGHT BEE IN HIS TINY LITTLE DINO ARMS THAT”S SO ADORABLE....

“Grimlock save Bumblebee. Grimlock hero” YOU SURE ARE BUD

LMAO HE JUST CHUCKED BEE??? ALRIGHT THEN

Bee: *whips out his stinger blade and jumps on the seeker* Me: Oh man is he gonna cut them in half??? Bee: *electrocutes them and jumps off* Me: Ah right this is a kid’s show Seeker: *falls out of the sky and explodes a second later behind some trees* Me: WELL. ALRIGHT I GUESS THEY”RE DEAD

LMAO POOR THUNDERCRACKER, IM SO SORRY BUD

STARSCREAM!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH ITS HIM

I WAS WONDERING WHEN HE”D POP UP AGAIN

“The quickest way to the Ark is through these lava tombs!” Teletran I JUST DON”T TRUST YOU MY DUDE

LMAO rest in frickin pieces Windblade and Bee, Grimlock’s probably super heavy

GRIMLOCK CAN YOU PLEASE NOT MONOLOGUE RIGHT NOW I CAN TELL SOMETHING’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO YOU

WHAT DID I SAY!!!

Grimlock pls your friends don’t need this kind of stress

WOW THE ARK ACTUALLY LOOKS OK??? SORTA???

AW!!! THAT HUG!!! THAT SPIN HUG!! IM GONNA CRY, CYBERVERSE YOU”RE KILLING ME WITH ALL THESE SWEET HUGS IM LOVING IT

WHAT NO YOU CAN”T END IT THERE!! PLEASE LET 18 BE OUT ALREADY

YES YES I FOUND IT, OK HERE WE GO, CYBERVERSE 18

MAN I was about to be so distraught IM SO GLAD 18 IS OUT

WAIT WTF SHOCKWAVE HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET THERE SO FAST Did Grimlock monologue long enough for you to catch up

Baby shocklet noooooo you were supposed to get adopted by the Autobots

yoOOOO SHOCKWAVE TRANSFORMED!!! HE”S A HUGE SHOCKLET wait does this mean all the baby shocklets can transform into tiny Shockwaves??? Probably not but IMAGINE IF THEY COULD.....

PAPA SHOCKWAVE AND HIS TINY KIDS....

Shockwave should let his kids have playdates with Soundwave’s kids wAIT DOES SOUNDWAVE EVEN HAVE HIS KIDS IN THIS UNIVERSE??? MAN

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT it’d be really cool to see Ravage / Rumble / Frenzy / Lazerbeak in another series but idk if they’re gonna make an appearance in Cyberverse :(

Ok anyways, back to the show

LMAO IT LOOKS LIKE THEY RAN PAST EACH OTHER FOR A SECOND Bee, one of you guys should go wake up the other Autobots / see if anyone’s still on the ship!! What if no one’s on there!!!

Oh man you know what I JUST realized??? In the intro, Hot Rod is driving behind Optimus. ~~~~Symbolism~~~~

Awh she just punched the gun out of Bee’s hand. I don’t know why but that made me laugh, just the sound she made when she did it was funny

THERE WE GO TELETRAN thank goodness SOMEONE took my advice lmao

BEE’S LITTLE WINK IS SO CUTE...CYBERVERSE BEE IS ADORABLE!!!! BUMBLEBEE I’D DIE FOR YOU

yoOOOO WINDBLADE’S TAKING ON SHOCKWAVE!!! KICK HIS BUTT 

AW MAN I”M NOT EVEN THAT BIG OF A FAN OF TELETRAN BUT EVEN I GASPED WHEN HE WAS SHOT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS SELF-SACRIFICING “IT”S FOR THE GREATER GOOD” SPEECH

HOLY HECK SHADOWSTRIKER JUST PUNCHED A FRICKIN T-REX, I LOVE HER

hoHOOOOHOOOOOO I LOVE THAT DECEPTICON WARSHIP

wHAT NO DONT ABANDON THE ARK

HELL YEAH, ATTABOY

OK NOW JUST...DONT DROP THE SHIELDS

they gotta get out of there before magma covers the entire ship, because if that hardens it’ll be impossible for them to get out

WHAT IF THE STASIS PODS OPEN AND NO ONE’S IN THEM

GASP OPTIMUS!!!!!

HE HUGGED OPTIMUS!!! SOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU CYBERVERSE FOR DELIVERING ALL THE HUGS

HE DOESN”T LET GO, HE JUST CLOSES HIS EYES AND HUGS OPTIMUS TIGHTER, IM REALLY GONNA CRY

BATTLE MASK OPTIMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE THAT”S SUCH A CLIFFHANGER

[cutearose]

all the too faced questions pls and thank

hey sashi you can fuckin fight me

(ily tho)

White Peach: If you were a monarch, what would your throne look like?like... a tiara? like all twisty delicate bits all twined into each other w leaves and flowers and it would be a fairy throne fight me

Luscious: What do you look for in a significant other?look I’ve had two and a half relationships in my life and the first of those was when I was 15 with a boy who came out a few years after I did so like. do you really expect me to be able to answer this question?anyway tho uhh someone who is patient and gentle w me, someone who will take the lead and not mind taking care of me when I need it, someone who will enjoy my weird food experiments and let me knit them weird stuff and who will enjoy me leaving them weird little notes everywhere, someone who will make me want to be the best person I can be

Bless Her Heart: If you could call anyone in the world and have an hour long conversation, who would you call? if you liked phone calls I would say you bc you’re my Eternal Fave lmaoif we’re going with ‘anyone in the world’ probably like. mary kate wiles or meredith stepien or basically anyone from starkid or shipwrecked tbh I’m ridiculousif we’re being reasonable though probably maddie or one of my peach friends

Tempting: What are your guilty pleasures?I hate the idea of guilty pleasures bc like. love things unapologetically! enjoy things! do the things you love whenever you want! but also I feel guilty like, 90% of the time, so uh. animal crossing? eating cookie dough? ...eating nutella straight from the jar?

Charmed, I’m Sure: What’s something someone could say to make you like them instantly? “poe party is the best show I’ve ever seen”idfk people are weird and I rarely like anyone instantly

Nectar: What is something you enjoy that most people don’t know about?....poe partyfddsfssd I have no idea how to answer this question lmao

Cobbler: What’s something you’ve been meaning to try, but haven’t yet?I wanna learn how to do aLL THE THINGS like I wanna learn how to do tatting and I wanna learn cross stitch and I wanna learn watercolour and pottery and weaving and spinning and okay these are all crafts but I promise there are probably other things that I want to try but haven’t got around to

Candied Peach: What do you think is the best way to start your day?the best days are ones where I let magnus out and then get to go back to bed for a couple of hours and its cosy and quiet and peaceful (which is rare bc my neighbours have two children who like to scream outside my window at 7.30am) and then I get up and have breakfast (cereal normally but when I have the energy for pancakes its a Great Time) and a cup of english breakfast tea and thats just. such a nice little ritual. but honestly my fave thing is when I wake up with someone and we have our mornings together - I really like when my friend stays w me when she’s on placement bc I can like be with her while she gets ready and wave her off to start her day and then go back to bed (lmao) and at the end of the day we got to sit down w dinner and talk about our days like... the domestic life? ideal...this answer got way off topic saghkajsda

Bellini: What is something you hope comes back into fashion?circle skirts! flare jeans! pants that actually cover your fUCKING ANKLES AND ARENT SKINNY! roll on body glitter! going to dances in big pretty dresses and doing waltzes and swing stuff!

Peach Pit: What are your comfort TV shows?are you going to punch me if I say poe party againhonestly I dont have a lot bc there are so few things I’m able to watch alone but orphan black is one of them (I still havent seen the last season yet though!!!) and uhhh lano and woodley is definitely one? ummm. starkid plays dont really count as tv shows but fuckin fight me bc thats all I can think of rndoctor who used to be one and it might come back to being one bc I really genuinely enjoyed the last season I saw but even tho it isnt one right now I still watch it a lot bc its one of the few things I can watch alone fdsdgds

Delectable: What is one piece of art that has had a big impact on you?honestly I dont think theres one piece of art? I’ve only really like gotten Into Art recently and I dont really have any single pieces, I just lose my shit over all the art. idk art is weird and I love it but it overwhelms me super easily?(...poe party could be classes as art tho lmao)

Peaches ‘n Cream: What is your favorite thing about yourself?dude I made a ‘self love’ page in my journal like over a month ago and I still havent put anything on it bc I cant think of anything lately that I like about myself at all whoopsidk I guess I’m getting better at loving things deeply and unapologetically and thats a p big deal and I love loving things and people???

Georgia: What is a stereotype you feel like you fit into? I genuinely have no idea actually? new ask game tell me what stereotypes I fit into

Carmelized: What is a rash decision you’ve made that worked out well?uhhhh man I know I’ve made rash decisions but I honestly cannot think of any right now apart from impulse ordering looseleaf tea last week and it turned out to be heckin delicious

Puree: What is your most interesting talent?talent? whom?if you asked about interesting quirks I could have answered this but? talent? I dont know her

Summer Yum: What are your favorite things to do in the summer? shut all the blinds and lay in front of the fan and sufferhonestly tho I love the beach and I love ice cream and picnics and I wanna do all those things starting like... nowalso wearing all the skirts and crop tops heck yes

Talk Derby To Me: What quality do you value most in friends?honesty I guess?  its important to me when my friends are honest and direct and clear with me? also I need all the #validation so I value people who will regularly tell me why they like me fdsdas I’m a pain. I value when I can be in comfortable silence with someone, I value when I know I can be honest with them and they wont yell at me or judge me, I value when they can make me laugh and feel safe, I value when they remember things about me. idfk this is a hard question but I love all my friends so completely so shut up

this got so ridiculously long asghaksgjla if anyone other than sashi actually read this pls comment so I can tell you that I love you

also sashi I love u so much bless

[chittaphonsai]

tagged by @dongsookies !!

hey hi sofia im arianne and i like using the brown crayon :// its not useless :/// like when u draw trees :// u need the brown crayon :// pls add facts to support ur statements :///  jk dont fite me; ur rlly cute i lowkey luf u thanks for tagging me !! 💌🌹💫🌙✨ 

rules: complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. when you are finished you have to tag people to do this survey. have fun and enjoy!! 

1. are you named after someone? 

um,,,,,, not someone,,, but like,,,, a rocketship lmao, but true 

2. when was the last time you cried? 

literally yesterday iM SORRY during pe we were doing sprints i h8 sPORT and i ran 400m and was like fml aND THEN the teacher was like ok we have time for u to run 800m and i was like bs i just ran im not doin in again but bein the good student i am i was like yolo (lmao, im not sorry) and ran the 800m legit 5mins after running 400m and during like the last lap i started crying woop 

 3. do you like your handwriting? 

 its alrite :/// 

 4. what is your favorite lunch to eat? 

i lov to eat everything but ill let u want i dont like - sandwiches and tomatoes :///  

5. do you have kids?

um,,,, the dream boys my smol sons ¿? nope im like 7 (disclaimer: im not actually 7 lmao)

6. if you were another person, would you be friends with you? 

i h8 myself so like no ¿? jk im rlly fun LMAO I HOPE SO so i probably would tbh

7. do you use sarcasm? 

too often; i reply with sarcasm at sarcasm so people think im bein serious woop 

8. do you still have your tonsils? 

mhm 

9. would you bungee jump? 

id like to say i would,,,, but probably not lol 

10. what is your favorite kind of cereal? 

cocoa pop or crunchy nut :))) 

11. do you untie your shoes when you take them off? 

most of the time yep bc i tie my shoes rlly tight lol 

12. do you think you’re a strong person? 

physically - no, emotionally - nOPE LMAO 

13. what is your favorite ice cream flavour? 

mango sorbet and baskin robin’s pink lemonade 😩👌🏼💦👅 i like sour flavours woop but if they dont have those i usually get chocolate chip cookie dough 

14. what is the first thing you notice about people? 

the shape of their face (lol does that sound creepy???) and also their voice and the way they act nd speak lmao

15. red or pink? 

i lov wearing red and i lov just lookin at different shades of pink (it’s a soft colour, it makes me soft :’)))

16. what is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? 

probably the shape of my face, its rlly round lol 

17. what color pants and shoes are you wearing now? 

im wearing denim shorts and maroon converse my parents forced me outside bc they wanted to catch the new pokemon :/// (update: bad idea; i have 2 huge mosquito bites now rip)

18. what was the last thing you ate? 

mango !! ( ok but why are mangoes so expensive here :// ) 

19. what are you listening to right now? 

a supplementary story : you never walk alone - bts 

20. if you were a crayon, what color would you be? 

idk maybe yellow ????? bc everyone knows theres yellow but they dont rlly use it except for colouring the sun or smth bc u cant rlly see it on white paper; like its acknowledged but ignored and i can relate to it on a spiritual level crayon philosophy w arianne, wHY AM I LIKE THIS LMAOAOAO

21. favorite smell? 

i lov fruity scents and atm i lov the pink grapefruit mist from body shop it smells so nice agsgsjsksk 

22. who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? 

my mum 

23. favorite sport to watch? 

 ,,,,,,sport ¿? 

24. hair colour? 

vvvvvvv dark brown 

25. eye colour? 

vvvvvvv dark brown 

26. do you wear contacts? 

i dont wear contacts but i do wear glasses 

27. favorite food to eat?

noodles w soup especially when its cold :’)))

28. scary movies or comedy?

romantic comedies :)))

29. last movie you watched? 

hyung; the one kyungsoo is in,,,,, its sO ANGSTY OHMYGAOAD

30. what color of shirt are you wearing?

its red and has tiny birds on it lol

31. summer or winter? 

winter !!! I HATE SUMMER with a firey passion lol get it bc its hot ;^)) australian summers are so sdkjhaskdjh and i have no air conditioning rip

32. hugs or kisses? 

hugs :’))) ♡

33. what book are you currently reading?

i used to read alot of real books but now i dont lmao but the last real book i read was love charms and other disasters by kimberly karalius and i loved it !!

34. who do you miss right now?

tEN WHERE ARE U

35. what is on your mouse pad? 

i dont have one woop

36. what is the last tv program you watched?

i was catching up on mkr (i love cooking reality shows lmao) but i also rewatched some of married at first sight (bc aw¿ some of the couples are rlly cute but i live for drama bYE) i usually dont watch actual tv shows lol

37. what is the best sound?

keyboards typing or like rain if the first one was a too weird lmao

38. rolling stones or the beatles? 

im not a fan of either,,,,,,,,

39. what is the furthest you have ever traveled?

australia to singapore to philippines to hongkong - alot of connecting flights but it was funnn !!

40. do you have a special talent? 

leaving an assignment till the last day then spending the whole night before doing all of it w/ minimal emotional breakdowns lmao woops but in all honestly im also pretty good at pen twirling spinning ?? :)))

41. where were you born? 

i was born in the philippines, but i live in australia woop 

42. people you expect to participate in this?

@ncshi, @itshaechan, @yutasings, @omfgten only if u want to~ :) ♡

i ramble too much and this is a good example of that fact woops

[thegeminisage]

last zeldablog of the night!!

the rito section + the ending. i finished the whole thing!! at least i won’t be doing it all week

IT'S KASS!!! last time tho ):

in a way it's nice that the last one is rito village, he gets to go back home soon :3

omg one of the things i have to do is shoot the dragon's horn...smh I THOUGHT I FARMED ALL MY DRAGON SUPPLIES ALREADY

i'm gonna have trauma flashbacks

lmao i still got a horn shard. THANKS, DINAAL

.......i

i wasnt paying attention to where the new shrine appeared. SMH

somewhere grassy but nowhere near here is grassy lmao fuck

wow. time to use the shrine hunter again. been ages old friend

can't find it

warped to a tower to look around; finally found it lol

it was just across the way. sigh

i was too busy going down to get that horn shard. old habits

lol my thingy started going off when i was like.embarrassing close to it

good job sheikah slate

Ah Good, Time For Wind Puzzles

this spinny thing fucking sucks the bomb won't go in the hole half the time

even if i time it PERFECTLY there's only a small chance it will actually go in jesus FUCK

HA

i was trying to use stasis on the FAN while also trying to use the bombs

never thought to just use it on the fucking wheel. until just now i mean

i am reading revali's journal and he is horrible and i love him

they say it takes something beyond skill to pilot the thing a power of the very soul blah blah" and then he goes "they COULD have just asked for me by name" pls. pls.

FUCK

about zelda: "it was so corny i almost died"

omg he hates link SO MUCH

"annoyingly silent"

PFFFFFT "it's difficult for me to comprehend the troubles of the talentless" LEAVE zelda alone she's TRYING

the music at the flight range is so nice

like all the rito music is A+ but this is just the right amount of wistful and cozyhey this next wind puzzle looks absolutely horrific! nearly quit and went to bed with just one glace

so i did it but i fucked up getting the chest and now i have to start over

i...can't even get back to the top???

whew. thought i was glitched or something for a second

THAT WASNT WORTH IT they never are

ok ONE MORE TO GO

i am getting kind of sleepy i will be glad to be finished

unless there's a fifth section, which, will be exciting, but also, i'm tired

i guess i'll just fall asleep quicker, hopefully

ooh you have to SHIELD SURF FOR THIS ONE

...forgot how to do that. smh

HAHAHA OMG THAT SICK FUCKIN JUMP

with the wind and you had to glide oh my GOD that was amazing!!!

last shrine :3

bet it'll be a doozy

oh this is actually fun! like marble tracks

fingers crossed 4 a quick & painless windblight i dont remember it being too hard

course my memory is shit anyways thus the liveblogs lol but

LMAO FINALLY

i have basically no weapons,

and one hundred arrows.

[cracks knuckles]

got im :3 piece of cake

CUTSCENE TIME gimme the goods kass!!!!

I LOVE ZELDA'S WINTER OUTFIT sorry not the point

ahahaha and i love my horrible bird son he's such a show-off and that was admittedly cool

that pushing-yourself-too-hard thing is so jackson tho...nobody look at me

"it's theoretically possible for you to best ganon"

man. his theme is like

so sad tho??? so i get the feeling when i hear it there's unfinished business or things left unsaid. good scoring.

oh there IS a final bit

good lord i am not ready

wait no way

am i really gonna get a divine beast??

OH

THE MOTORBIKE

THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME THE MOTORBIKE

HAHAHAHAHA oh my god anything for this i CANNOT wait

omg

"descending...beware of tremors"

last time it said that the """tremors""" scared the shit out of me. I BRACED MYSELF IM READY

(im scared i have no idea whats down here)

W H A T

IM IN AN ACTUAL DIVINE BEAST?????

whats it look like on the outside..................

or no it's just a labrynth is what the monk said :/

ohhhhhh boddy but this MUSIC mmm

oooooh it has CONTROLS

still not as cool as piloting a jaeger with no kickass outside but!!

OK THIS IS A PRETTY SWEET BADASS LABRYNTH

fucking rotating spike walls!!! lava!!! god Damn

AND THE MUSIC GETS BETTER AS YOU GO ON BC OFC IT DOES

wow so guadians appear after the 4th terminal and lmao i cant fight 2 at once esp when one is one of those sky fucks...

i could have sworn they took less hits than this did they beef them up for this or smth?

like i LITERALLY cannot move

ok jesus that was harrowing

...hey, if im underground, why can i see the sky?????

it's just a monk? there's no boss?

well ok then :/

GIMME THE BIKE

HOLY FUCK??????

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'VE NEVER SEEN A MINK MOVE BEFORE THAT'S TERRIFYING I DON'T LIKE IT

ONE MORE TRIAL...IM SCARED

NO WAY

N O W A Y

DO I FIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKING MONK

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS WHAT A PLOT TWIST

also this music is AMAZING omg omg what a great twist i'm so happy

are yu kidding me. ARE YOU KIDDING ME

this crusty old-ass monk has been sitting frozen stiff for a PROFOUND ten thousand one hundred YEARS and he is still kicking my ass all over town

jesus CHRIST he's going full yoda!!!!!

oh FUCK he turned into a giant im SHRIEKING this is INSANE

HE HAS A GUARDIAN BEAM LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

I GOT HIM!!!!

ohhhh my god that was the best boss i ever fought :'))))))))

oh my god. i completely forgot about the bike

WHOOOAAHOLY SHIT

THAT'S BADASS LOOKIN LEMME ON IT...

fffFFFFCUK YES

it's a rune!

insert materials...hog do that doesnt sound good. bet its a gas guzzler

o h n o

I ALSO FORGOT ABOUT THE CUTSCENE

I JUST WELLED UP

THEY TOOK A PICTURE TOGETHER!!!!!!!

THEY WERE HAPPY! LIKE A REALLY REALLY DYNSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY!!!!!

AND THEY D I E D

oh my god this is the worst thing!!!!!

I'M LIKE...GENUINELY EMOTIONAL jesus christ

ok its 530 am good talk everyone time 4 me to sleep (past time lmao)

[travellers-survivor-old-west]

Episode 7: “The coin flip gods decided Xander would be leaving us tonight”- Chloe

Everyone drop your..................... spare change we have a decision to make - Someone on the losing tribe, probably.

jeezzzzzz this round is fucking frustrating. so last minute last round my alliance flipped to keaton which was WONDERFUL!!! I was having a hard time talking to him and I'm glad it's Vi and Xander still here. the concering thing tho is someone told vi to do keaton so like.....someone tryna scoop up that good good number huh? this auction though....FUCK THIS. so it started off fine. nobody snatched the first thing bc it was useless. but then the second item hehe I grabbed it bc I wanted to throw to keep ashley safe + wanted to know what it was. so i was like ok cool love it. but then for some reason another item got posted after the time the post said the challenge would be running.....which was not fair flkjfl and i didnt see it cause i was like cool i can sleep now :) and then it's the fuckin most powerful thing in the game :)))) love that for me lol. and someone on that tribe fucked it up. i literally would've fuckin spent all the money for it if I'd known the auction was gonna go past the time the hosts said rip so that threw a wrench in everything and now i am a sad sad cowboy :'( next day i snatched the first item to end the auction so that the power hungry snakes in my alliance didnt get all the good stuff. so even tho i got nothing of value, i DID get assurance that only one thing is out there that I need to be worried about. :))) hehe :))) and it was REALLY EASY to play off like xander took them both tbh. he was typing in the chat the whole time lmao. the only problem is that chloe eve and isaac are actually smart and they might know it was me but like i rlly put in that fake nancy drew work and was like HELLO DID U BUY THOSE THINGS ? I even asked xander if he got either of the items hehe. im just sittin here with my two lame-ass packages <333333 but i have a really bad feeling about the other tribe. Ashley was on a work trip all week and I know her and her fuckery and her inability to talk to boring men and her tribe has way way too many of them. jared/sammy have the power on that tribe if they scoop dylan and goat nick or bro down with aidan. so it's bad news I think. I'm gonna be pissed at them if they get her out (and i swear to god if jared is doing it just to break up me and her so I'm closer to him he has another thing coming!!!!!!!!! :) ) i wanted to be loyal to jared and ashley, but if he gets her out before I even have a chance to play with her, im gonna be fuckin bitter!!!!!!!! and who knows what I'll do then :)

Well rip us again. I’m slightly screwed? Maybe. I did get 2nd highest score so hopefully the others keep that in consideration considering Owen, Xander and eve got lower than 50 points. I’m pissed Bc Chloe and I both tried hard to carry the team. We were 200 points under. That’s more than either one of us got. Every one else didnt do an entire section. One of them only did a couple pictures, another only did a couple videos. Rip I want to die.

BIIIIITCH. Shit has hit the fan and I finally feel like we're playing a game here. Last tribal was intense but it brought back that feeling as to why I play these things so I was kind of into it. Overall the scrambling in the last few hours showed a lot of people's hand and I think that was one valuable thing that came out of the last vote out (in addition to Sammy's vote out). Apparently the alleged vote was Ashley, which Jared told me rather late, and I didn't feel clued in on that AND I was a fan of Ashley. She was one of the only people here from my second tribe and she talked to me more than a majority of the tribe making me realize that the Malakoff OGs might have formed a voting block - Pat might possibly be involved. Apparently it was a push on behalf of Pat but I did use my vote steal and try to push things in order to save Ashley and push it onto another target. She really wanted Jared but I do feel like I have a stronger relationship with him and the ability to reconcile things further which is why I tried to deviate the target to Sammy. Plus in all of the ambiguity and the fact that my name was going around (as Ashley as a decoy to save herself *insert eye roll*) I felt the need to use the vote steal I secured on the rails. Regardless of how things played out at the end of the day I had no idea what the chaotic twink [Dylan] was going to do and in the event of a 3-3-1 tie I doubt Jared was saving me over Sammy. Weren't they butt buddies in a Tumblr Survivor or something? Like it just wasn't realistic... and I don't feel like I leveraged it poorly at all. Better than going home with something in my pocket like last time. Plus the studio art major's reaction in their exit interview only helped prove my point that they were the best person to go. Plus I felt as if the studio art major in question has the type of fun but lowkey personality that allows people to go deep and as such an extroverted loud ass bitch those players tend to be the ones on my radar. We worked hard, we persevered and won immunity. Pat worked his ass off in the fucking challenge because he knew he made a fucking mistake writing my name down but he's trying to be cordial. Honestly I think a lot of people are biding their time until merge and I have a sneaking suspicion I might be a person of interest when this merge comes. WHY? Well that challenge was CLEARLY thrown and the people who seemed to be left out of the loop were the ones from my original tribe. I'm pretty sure that's a fucking act of war in Ancient Greece. Nick (my number one ally atm I love you Nick) pointed that shit out immediately and made me run to check the results which left me shook. I tried to bring it up to Jared who played it off... another kind of red flag. My priority right now is to strengthen relationships heading into a potential merge and making sure they're on good footing with me even though the last thing that's happening is a loyal Malakoff 3.0. I'm not even going to delude myself with the fucking thought. Despite having Nick and I guess Ashley, I do feel very alone in this game. Most games I succeed in I have a partner in crime so I'm going to adapt and see how I can take on the merge. I really want Nick to know I trust him as much as I do and I hope that whoever survives of Chloe and Vi is excited to see us. That's if the merge is next and you're not playing with us... But I also hope that both Chloe and Vi survive this round but the break up of the challenge doesn't look good. Is there a chance they just fucking suck?

Being back at tribal is fucking hell. At this point just give us merge I stg id be more likely to be immune then. Honestly it feels like most of my tribe put ZERO FUCKING EFFORT into this challenge and I’m beyond angry about it they’re all fucking bastards and I’ll vote every single one of them out for doing this to me.

Thoughts on being at tribal - the coin flippers are staying strong and yet again we flipped a coin to see who goes home between Vi and Xander. This time there’s no Keaton to fuck things around so I’m hoping it stays this straight forward and there’s no genuine last minute scrambles. I don’t think anyone from the group has told Vi or Xander yet who the vote is but the coin flip gods decided Xander would be leaving us tonight. I just wanna fucking sleep. So yea no valid reason for voting Xander tonight other than it was down to a coin flip. Either way I’d be voting Xander and Vi out at merge anyway.

M E R G E U S 

I’m stupid and forgot to do this so I’m doing it from the bathroom at work pls don’t strike me I’ll give you detail when I get off sjhdjddh

Spoiler Alert: He never did send us details when he got off work.....

Hey, this tribe fucking sucks. they never talk about anything or want to do much. Like i had to beg people to do the call. and force that to happen. and I had to force a vote talk out of people.... Thats not my style of gameplay. I hate that im forced to do that. and just want out of this tribe ASAP. IM just hoping if i do survive and make it to merge. that my clever "talking" skills have earned me some credit in this tribe. where I have some allies. I do want to make it far and not just flop in this game. Especially when no one really knows me here and they can't target me because im in a duo with someone on the cast. @every other game i play. *glares at jess* 

Also Xander...

Part 2 electric boogaloo I really just want Alyssa to expose me. Like is that so hard. Also i forgot to mention in my last confessional that Jess had a booty call and they left their top there. 

IS IT MY TIME TO GO??????

Last round was pretty wild. I really did NOT want Sammy to go but unfortunately my hands were tied and he was with jared and pat. I kind of pushed for jared last round a little too much and Aidans ass told jared and he confronted me about it. I think i did a pretty good job at explaining why and basically it was like we both kind of went for eachother last round but now no one will think we are working together. My hope is that aidan and nick will be loyal and continue to work with me but i have a feeling jared is stilll trying to work on aidan and aidans ass is falling for it. Merge is probably coming up and im a little scared about that but if nick and aidan dont flop I think we can make it far.

So last round I played like peepee poopoo I should've just listened to Sammy like I told myself I would at the beginning of the round and voted Aidan... but the second I detect any shadiness even in a F2 or F3 person that's when the meltdown comes... it was like the Bryce situation all over again Not to mention Aidan two-timed me! But luckily it is still early enough in the game to recover from this, and I still have the high noon... I just need to hang onto that no matter what. So this round I centered back in on my round one gameplan, Aidan lost my trust and Dylan earned his 3rd strike with me by not having my back in the tribe chat. I've been bonding with NickG, and I made a deal with Ashley so I'm hoping that new doors will open for me on this tribe. With that being said, we won the challenge and honestly I couldn't care less about a merge any more, the farther away it is the better to be honest- I can have a 50/50 shot at making it one round further every time with tribal immunity. Another note, non-zero odds that Owen threw the challenge for me? We'll see.

Idk what day exactly the video title is specific of when I’m speaking from.

More Pat....