youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either.
and is also still, sort of, a sex flower
from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way
Ayy it's been a hot sec since I promo'd a group art project I was in hasn't it - I'm happy to say that dry spell is now over with the release of the Umbral Wings kickstarter, the second dragon tarot project I've gotten to be a part of!
I'm actually a little late sharing the info on this one, the kickstarter itself is already nearly funded and is at about $8 out of 9k with 26 days to go, but there's still plenty of time to hop in there and grab this snazzy deck! If you've ever gotten one of these collaborative tarot decks you know they're Gorgeous and this one is no different, so be sure to check it out if awesome dragon art is of interest to you!
3rd Edit: Ngl, they could've really used Ym's skillset in the squad, oh well....🥴
4th Edit: "....mother's soul."
5th Edit: Oh God no! Not my boy Hobber!!!!
6th Edit: Oh Moash...I'm so sorry 😢
7th Edit: Kaladin not listening to Syl about this, this is not going to end well... 😐
8th Edit:
Dear Dalinar,
Dalinar, Dalinar, Dalinar...At your big age! I'm not mad........
I'm disappointed. Now, Navani said your wife wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the box and she also said that you did not share this quality, but I think Navani just didn't want to hurt your feelings. I'm convinced you and the dearly departed were equally yoked in that aspect. You yourself have admitted that you aren't cut out for politics, and you supposedly hate the man you once were and yet somehow now find yourself going 2 for 2 with trusting decidedly untrustworthy men who were your besties back when your character was less than stellar by your own account. You almost died the last time you gave backstabber #1 the benefit of the doubt, what are you doing? You might as well hang a sign that says, 'Ned Stark Me!🥰' around your neck. Who's Ned Stark? Nevermind, I digress, don't worry about it.
P.S. If Lift dies it'll be my villain origin story!
9th Edit: Pour one out for my girl Pai - you're a real one 😔🙏🏽
10th Edit: *Taravangian invents eugenics*
Taravangian about Taravangian:
11th Edit: Also Taravangian about Taravangian:
12th Edit: Just started Oathbringer....Palona saying, "well, that's one problem solved," and everybody else in the room navel-gazing, avoiding eye-contact, whistling and twiddling their thumbs, but quietly thinking:
You know what Palona? You're so right 🥴
13th Edit: Dalinar grateful for Taravangian's pledge of support 😑
Me:
14th Edit: Dalinar being awkward and somewhat annoyed with his wife to be showing affection and concern for him before a battle (while keeping Navani's prayer in his pocket) is giving Charles x Diana & Camilla, omg I can't - 😬
15th Edit: Evi girl I'm sorry for speaking ill of you in the 8th Edit! 😭
16th Edit: O GOD NO NOT THE HORSE, DALINAR!
17th Edit: All these heads of state shutting down Dalinar's attempts at forming an alliance is so funny and predictable to me. I mean if the orphan crushing machine piped up one day about becoming UN General Secretary I'd have my doubts too...
it's been 12 years and i'm still banging this drum. why wasn't tolfdir made archmage at the end of the quest. he's your kindly mentor who you come to like. he cares about his students and is a good instructor. i know the college of winterhold questline being cut back to the bone is pretty widely known fact of its development, and i get that those quests aren't what they could be, but i'm level 6. i can't double-cast flames without becoming winded. make that old bastard archmage
anyone else losing sleep over the fact that Cyrano spoke abt willingly sacrificing the chance of ever being happy someday, as long as he knew it would ensure the happiness of someone he loves, to both Roxane & Christian separately — & then had it ripped from him anyway before he was able to make that sacrifice, without ensuring a thing? yeah me neither
I have a very clear memory of someone in a blue and white sundress descending the stairs in the atrium of one of the engineering buildings with a halo of light from the afternoon sun making them glow, and whatever conversation I'd been a part of was immediately wiped from my mind
Otomate has a "Heroine Collection" event. When you spend 2000 yen on purchase online they'll include a random bromide image of one of the ladies above.
Rather than that, I was pulling my hair trying to name all the games they came from lol!