minecraft movie but it’s a ghibli-esque animated film about surviving in the wilderness with a healthy balance of legitimately tense monster sequences and relaxing building, farming, and mining. under no circumstances will it be longer than 90 minutes. steve will not be white
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you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary
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I know Martyn hasn’t actually logged onto fantasy smp yet but. But. But. Do you hear me. Do you see my vision. Do y. Do. We could have it all
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Do you see my vision? The world could be such a beautiful place...
Sorry for all the shitposts doodles and sketches recently sdlgkjsgdfg, the worms in my brain are everywhere right now.
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yeah twink shen yuan this hunky binghe that, in all honesty the image of some scruffy awkwardly tall lanky mid 20's nerd with a half shaven tired face standing next to a seemingly perfect almost androgynous gorgeous beauty of a man is 5x more hilarious, bc imagine witnessing an absolute supermodel influencer (who's known to be a ladykiller) crying and clinging to some guy who looks like he's on the verge of having a midlife crisis at only 24 tiredly patting said supermodel's head and in a deep dead pan voice saying, "no dumpling, you can't murder that girl just because she said my xianxia themed legos were stupid." like you can't tell me that the stark contrast and impact would be nearly the same if it were your typical twink sy and hunk binghe.
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Laios and Mithrun hanging out at a park :
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adaine being a war caster, spell sniper, mage slayer, wizard with a sword as an arcane focus and a signature spell of punch you into the stratosphere. everything to me.
bludgeoned somebody to death on her first day of high school, killed her dad in one punch, way too excited to be given a gun and get a go on the cannons.
she would have done numbers as a werewolf.
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Odysseus jumps. He is falling off the cliff. He thinks he will be reunited with Penelope in the afterlife at least and that is good enough.
Time stops. The slow ticking of a clock. Gentle, soothing piano.
"Have you forgotten the lessons I taught you?"
"Have you lost all of your hope? This is not you."
"I see you changing from all that you've been through."
"have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you."
Violas start playing.
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Worker: Sorry, can’t let you on you need a ticket.
Alice: What about them?
*Camera pans to eye monster with screeching static sitting on the train petting the recorder on their lap.*
Worker: Well, they bought a ticket.
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