#youcantmakethisstuffup

[joehutsko]

#youcantmakethisstuffup thank you @jaida_burroughs for touching my heart (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CiBvjD2Dwj6NpqofvSDaQ1-BOXgmH3WEoLTWjc0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[somepinkflowers]

{{ so I’m thinking my #christmascactus 🌸 should actually be called a #newyearscactus 🌸 or maybe a #newmooncactus 🌸 or maybe she’s just a victim of climate change. }} #somepinkflowers 🌸 👋🏽😊🌸🌸 #succulent 🌱 #frommycollection 🌸 #thatpink 💕 #ilovenature 💕 #youcantmakethisstuffup 🌸 #showoffplant 🌸 #shesabitmuch 🌸 (at Saint Augustine, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYXuYGaui7P/?utm_medium=tumblr

[buzzwaxx]

If you see this heart it and share it! Check that peach center! 2of2 They grew together and both have half the peachy center! Just for show! #youcantmakethisstuffup Tourmaline Slice Minas Gerais, Brazil Photo Credit #MSs #buzzwaxxcollectiblerocks #followus shop our store BuzzWaxx.com #buzzwaxxcollectiblerocks #Aquamarine #muscovite #Fluorite #finegems #uniquegems #enhydro #bubble  #movingbubble #quartz #selenite #waterinquartz #rockporn #mineralcollectors #MSs #gemporn #geologylove #amazinggeology #crystalhealing #supportsmallbusiness #supportchildrenofsmallbusinesses (at Denver, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWHUAWbLuIn/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mikerussell-blog]

When you send out a mailer trying to smear your opponent, and instead help get him @glennyoungkin elected... #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp #politics #politicsmemes #VA #Virginia #GlennYoungkin #Youngkin (at Virginia, USA) https://www.instagram.com/p/CV1NPZAF2Ly/?utm_medium=tumblr

[simbatokonga]

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So, you feel entitled to #bully the mean average Western male population's Lowlands (from which my African Great Lakes aren't topographically and anatomically included, matter-of-factly 😒😏) , but get mad when some people made remarks about your Great Plains instead thirst-trapping over your ego-filled Brazil Lift Tour? 🤦🏾 #youcantmakethisshitup #youcantmakethisstuffup #youcantmakethisup #hypocrite #shortdenergy https://www.instagram.com/p/CU6li_8gP0w/?utm_medium=tumblr

[dandelionwineshop]

Wine party at my house for @thestormydaniels on @60minutes In other news: DELICIOUS CALI CHENIN for under $20! THANK YOU @craighaarmeyer 👌🌟🍋🍯 #drinkwine #haarmeyerwinecellars #streyvineyards #youcantmakethisstuffup #futrump

[phdcedotcom]

Bad hair day? -PhDCE www.phdce.com www.ministryofdefense.us #badhairday #sightings #thingsthatmakeyougohmmm #youcantmakethisstuffup #youcantmakethisshitup https://www.instagram.com/p/CC58Lf1F69M/?igshid=hx68b4txc7nw

[daretodreamwithwendy]

Let me just set the stage for you. I haven't eaten anything except a cold piece of pizza on the run all day and it is dinner time. I am on the phone and he is driving and we are doing a combination of whispering and signaling. Him: Where do you want to eat? Me: I don't care, I'm just hungry. Him: Here? (pointing to a place) Me: Sure. (not really paying attention) He pulls in, I see where we are and I know in this moment I am "that girl". Me: I'm sorry. Not here. Don't you remember the last two times we ate here and the food and service were terrible? Him: I just wanted some place with a salad bar. Me: Not here. The food is disgusting. And...we got mexican food. Because chips and salsa could be on a salad bar somewhere.

[ellieglows]

Daily #Gratitude Practice, Day 41: Grateful for mirrors for providing endless entertainment for my children and letting me edit my eyebrows. As we start July, what are you #grateful for? #summerofgratitude #youcantmakethisstuffup https://www.instagram.com/p/BzZON0xnpaJ/?igshid=g64g4j7x6iju

[narahkimberyartist]

So, apparently, I have instructions from the Universe to super focus on my personal healing needs. No joke. No powering through. No more BS. #life #health #takecare #patterns #payattention #signs #payattentiontothesigns #wtf #okfine #chiropracticcare #chiropracticadjustment #omg #youcantmakethisstuffup https://www.instagram.com/p/BzZFCtaAWQ6/?igshid=itkco1mfozq9

[amitvbhuta]

🗣 “You’ll never guess what they stole from my home?” That question is something a Realtor never wants to hear from their client. ⠀
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Jennifer (fake name) was the one who said that to me. I was recommended to her by a friend, and she had a very nice condo that she wanted me to rent for her about 4 years ago. ⠀
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Jennifer had just gotten married and she and her husband had moved into a home they recently purchased. Prior to that, she had lived in this condo for many years.⠀
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Since her place was pretty much empty, she allowed me to put a lockbox on the door so agents would be able to show it whenever they wanted to. ⠀
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So this is the answer to her question. Someone had actually stolen a jar of mayonnaise from her refrigerator🙆🏽‍♂️ #JennifersStory #TheIndianRealtor #Compass #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp (at Miami, Florida)
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[chaossince1970]

#iswear - this is a real place in the #redlightdistrict in #amsterdam #hangover information center. #youcantmakethisstuffup #netherlands🇳🇱 #hangovercure #lifeontheroad #yousawitherefirst (at Amsterdam, Netherlands)

[nelsonx71]

Only on nYC would you find an old toaster on the street 😂 😂 😂 #youcantmakethisstuffup #abandonedtoaster #onlyinnyc #nyc #nycphotographer #picoftheday #photooftheday #rarefind #nyctravel #manhattan #manhattanblues #imnotatracer #toydesigner #toydesigneramok (at New York, New York)

[grumpy-frootloop-fairy]

Shopping at Tj Maxx (pt 2/4)

Mania tshirt:(loudly) where's all the dark stuff? I wouldn't ever wear normal stuff.

*walks over to juniors section*

Hey [middle school girl in cat ears]! This looks like you! *holds up a shirt*

Eyeliner: I'm really petite, so I couldn't wear anything here.

[mikerussell-blog]

Apparently @la_stampa, #Italy's paper of record, was taken in by #satire site The @thebabylonbee http://j.mp/3hVgxBi, and ran this story: "Lebron James and the #NBA wear special doilies to remember Ruth Bader Ginsburg." #LaStampa has since deep-sixed the page, but not before intrepid netizens made screen captures. #BabylonBee #journalism #FAIL #RBG #SCOTUS #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp https://www.instagram.com/p/CFiIMkpjAZP/?igshid=9v47d1emnulj

[mangotreemama]

Things in my home, dinner time edition. #YouCantMakeThisStuffUp #ILoveIt #tribe