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zarnzarn · 11 days

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athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

#odysseus disappears midway because athena plants one on him so hard his soul evaporates #(strategic to make him stop from coming after them and also from passion she forgot to hold back for once)#(and also shes maybe possibly in love and cant wait to get vengeance on Calypsos bitch ass who hurt him so much for so long)#penelope has had to deal with calypos afteraffects for literally the rest of their lives. from flashbacks to odysseus inconsolably crying #at her feet for forgiveness some days even though shes always said frim the first moment that it wasnt his fault #the rest of the gods have to chase them down to prevent them from eternally torturing calypso (goddesses cant die <3)#athenas blazing mad and sick with guilt and horror. she couldn't attack before because it would be seen as an attack from olympus #but as a wife! as two wifes! no political implications there no holds barred calypso gets her ass BEAT #but also pls imagine them chasing her and gods chasing them round and round the island while screaming #odysseus wavered like 17 times on whether to ask hermes for a lift there or not but goes in the end #their honeymoon in truth ends up being on ogygia #athena lovingly and seductively teaching penelope how to fillet a person both of them covered in ichor #odysseus with a hand over his mouth blushing grinning tears in eyes torn between turned on and terrified to be back and crying coz they lov #him that much.#((he goes to her just before they leave in the cave she used to drag him to. she can barely hold herself up and hes shaking to approach))#((but he's stronger now. settled and satisfied and content. he kneels by her and sets down bandages next to her.))#((i told you i was married he says. and because his truest weapon is his tongue- if youd just listened i wouldve found us both a way out))#she sobs and he leaves. the scars will never fade fully but he feels lighter as he steps out into the sun where athene and pen are waiting.#bloodsoaked and being shouted at by hera but smiling at him widely and gleefully as he approaches. takes a hand each and presses him btwn.#he squeezes back with a smile and leans into them. his beautiful horrifying wives #odypenath #odypenetha #odysseus #penelope #athena #odypen #odyath #penath #epic the musical #love in paradise

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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 7 months

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Jesper: My husband doesn’t want to instil his fear of spiders on our son so he, very calmly, reports them to me like some kinda mob boss. “Jes, theres a situation near the sink. I need you to take care of it. Immediately. No loose ends. I want proof when the job is done”

Jesper: I have tried to tell him spiders are important for the ecosystem he likes so much, but he’s certain that theres ‘no space for an ecosystem in the kitchen’

#wylan: well go return him to that ecosystem #hes scared of bees and spiders #he appreciates them from a distance but not in his space #nina: what would you do if jes wasnt home?#wylan: send his offspring in to do the job as hes not terrified of them #kaz: youd sacrifice your son to the spider?#wylan: sacrifice is such a strong word #wylan: i prefer ‘offering’#soc #six of crows #soc incorrect quotes #jesper fahey #wesper #wesper parents

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eggnogtoast · 4 months

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don't join the bsaa or this will be you.

#local man terrified of coloring decides to make everything grayscale #i also dont know what military suits look like #please dont publicly execute me #its good enough #(lie)#resident evil #re6 #resident evil 6 #chris redfield #piers nivans #nivanfield #if youd like #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #egg art

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arsonstick · 20 days

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Imagine .,, hot to go isat

#isabeau does it so enthusiastically youd think he was a lesbian #bonnie pretends not to like it but they do #mirabelle tries but ends up laughing too much #sif does it but with the worlds most terrified expression on their face #odile and loop dont do it #isat #in stars and time

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hesitantsorrows · 3 months

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as nice as that 18800 votes for labour is how the fuck does reform have 11000???

#UK politics #whats happening to this country honestly #youd think we'd stop voting for fascists but here we are #uk #this is genuinely terrifying

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thatonecatcat · 3 months

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she looks pretty!

now draw her naked-

#theres no way youre at it AGAIN #i hope you know that the girl in the drawing is sixteen #thats HILDA. the KID??#maybe its my fault for making them look like an adult. maybe it is #but i really hope this is a misunderstanding #i guess it is. you didnt specify her name #im starting to get sick of you #youre not terrifying #but im still scared of you #please its not funny anymore #i miss when youd just make silly frilda jokes in my asks #i know its you

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xdeewolfx · 5 months

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hello ww and lc fans. how do we feel about cotard's solution jester

#i did this using that custom sounds mod #will wood and the tapeworms #ww cotards solution #lc jester #its always such a satisfying pop. it ALWAYS lines up #wwattw #lethal company #youd be surprised how terrifying it is to hear this echoing through the halls knowing you're about to die #my video

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criminal-sen · 1 year

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Okay but Mayuri with a tongue piercing tho? Amiright????

#i have this VIVID mental image of him sticking out his tongue wearing mask and paint #and he would look high key terrifying as usual but then youd do a double take like👀#just. the idea that he randomly goes all out with piercings is Stuck to my brain

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notebooks-and-laptops · 10 months

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I'm curious how y'all who have tranquil inquisitiors...how did they react to the mark going heywire? Did they fear that if they lost it they would go back to being tranquil? Did they feel secure that they wouldn't due to what Cassandra finds out about the seekers? Did they panic when they woke up without the mark because they thought they were tranquil again but their panic proved otherwise? DID you make them tranquil again? How did all of this shape trespasser for them?

#dai #dragon age #im truly curious plez reply or send me an ask or something if youd like #im working out how caleb would feel and i do think hed start off feeling v secure #because of what he and cass found out #but by the end emotions would have taken over and hed be terrified not of dying but of having to go back to being tranquil

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tweedfrog · 10 months

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So many romance films have terrifying premises and I think they'd absolutely fuck if they just leaned into it and examined the innate horror of All Of That

#was talking about that film purple hearts with a friend #and shes like THATS SUCH A SCARY PREMISE MARRYING SOME WEIRD ARMY BIGOT OR YOU DONT HAVE ACCESS TO HEALTHCARE #like.#yes.#and i dont even think youd have to loose the sexyness or whatever like dracula is sexy and terrifying #best example i can think of ???romantic horror??? is that movie ruby sparks

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wawek · 4 months

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Its always funny to me that my parents are buddhist bc 1. Its such a random thing in this country 2. They really didnt teach me that much about it and sent me to all the catholic school things alone dkdbdk like my father would wait outside of church during roraty for me to be done. When i was like 8. What was the point of that girl. 3. Its funny how despite that the very little i did internalize from it i processed in an unhealthy way.

#barking #i was terrified of reincarnation in primary school bc i really wanted to die and that was like nooo youd just have to live again:) nightmare

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sea-jello · 6 months

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I assume your morro and also that you ate grass and bugs as a young child

ERR WRONG ❌❌ i am NOT morro AND i was a city kid so no grass around and i was so scared of bugs 💀

#i KNEWW youd have shit to say about morro i KNEEWWW #i used to be so terrified of bugs it was sad #i got over it when we had a school field trip to a summer camp and there was a literal ant hill in the bed i was supposed to sleep in #also just lots of bugs and insects around in general #and now im alright no more city life #jellos answers

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joskippy · 1 year

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Oh this years final is gonna be fucking insane

#wtnv #wtnv spoilers #CARLOS EP 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💥💥💥#FINALLY...FINKNOR I KNEW YOUD NEVER LET ME DOWN #god i hope we get more of him . i need him and lubelle to interact NOW!!! IL #lubelle is such a good villian in the sense that shes a genuinely terrifying force #her wanting to completely destory carlos life and framing him as a traitor SOOOO interesting...i hope we dig further into her shes such a #interesting villians #ive seen people say this arc draws alot of similarities to the antitrans bills happening and i think this ep really does show that ?#its rlly interesting just aggh....im so excited for the final #ALSO!!#CECILOS 10 YEAR ANNIV THIS FINAL !!#anyway happy for a carlos ep ..thankyou finknor #jontalks

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wabblebees · 10 months

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thought id update to say; i survived opening night!!! and not only that, it went REALLY fucking well, and people seemed to REALLY REALLY like it omfg... god this is so crazy

#i was literally holding the script in a bigass binder for almost the entire show (sparing only the parts where i had to BULLFIGHT)#(bc i needed two hands -- one for the cape & one for the banderilla.)(yall i had to learn how to BULLFIGHT TANGO & SWORDFIGHT. in TWO DAYS)#but the audience said afterwards it was like i wasnt even on-book; they hardly noticed it was there??!!#yall this is my real life rn. im failing my classes but yknow what??#i can pull it together enough to emergency understudy in a highly physical show 2 days before opening even with a script ive never SEEN #and apparently we made people fucking CRY. HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT #this playwright is just. incredible. the script is INSANE. BEAUTIFUL & CLEVER & HILARIOUS & TERRIFYING & VILE & TENDER & TECHNICALLY PERFECT #and apparently our production is like. only the eighth time this show has EVER been produced. for real #but god EVERYONE should know about this playwright's work. fuck i actually think tumblr would really love her. holy shit.#maría irene fornés is her name -- she was a queer cuban-american playwright+director who made radical heartwrenching magical theatre #im so grateful to be doing this & SO fucking sad for the original performer im covering for... god. bc this is just such lifechanging work #this play is queer in EVERY sense. its off-putting loving repulsive peculiar passionate holy and GAY AS HELL. its real its farce its SO CAMP #((IRENE & SUSAN SONTAG DATED. SONTAG AS IN 'NOTES ON ''CAMP''' SONTAG. ITS FUCKING GORGEOUS.))#its gorgeous its gorey its glamourous its also literally the first part ive played that i think might truly fit my casting type exactly lmao #which is INSANE. bc the character is literally just described in the script as ''ISIDORE: an androgynous clown'' LMFAO #but honestly what could be more homoerotic than 2 ''men'' locked in a room together dancing tango+talking abt beetles+stabbing each other #hmm. maybe its the fact that after i stab the other guy i call him ''saint sebastian'' and then we LITERAL ACTUAL GAY KISS #which is crazy bc we only practiced that ONE TIME before opening #and youd think this shit cant get Any Gayer BUT. IT DOES. bc my scene partner+the director are gay+together irl... and uhh.#ive literally been their third. like. more than once.#ISNT THAT FUCKING INSANE. THIS IS MY REAL LIFE?? THIS IS MY REAL LIFE #ANYWAY #so now im headed back out to rehearse more before we perform it again tonight lmao #i hope it goes as well as it did last night #that audience was fucking incredible i really hope the next two like it as much as they did🤞🤞 knocking on wood #so. if u read this far. u should go find+read ''tango palace'' by maría irene fornés. mwah okay bye #bee speaks

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smolcinnamonchipmunk · 11 months

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Syn, sleep deprived: You ever think about how easily your life could be snuffed out and wonder how those around you will actually feel about it? I feel like murder is probably easier to get away with as a mage considering magic, but maybe you guys have some kind of specialized investigators that look at the blot accumulation or something to find culprits if needed.

Everyone else at the table: ...

Grim: Henchman, what the fuck?

#shitpost #99 problems #syn #murder mention #not me getting three hours of sleep because not only did my cat vomit pink twice and i stayed up terrified he was going to somehow die #my brain is also like oooh what if you end up being murdered and strangled #can you imagine how helpless youd feel being overpowered? anyways enjoy the racing heart tight throat and shaky breathing #not to mention all the shit worse than death that you can be put through

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puppyeared · 2 years

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my ancient curse is that im a hard person to hang out with because i keep wanting to do different activities every 10 minutes to maximize the fun per minute ratio. if u even care

#JOKE POST im just frustrated because i have complicated feelings over hanging out w classmates outside of school #seriously this is why im terrified of ever having to hang out w mutuals in real life. i would literally stand in front of you for 20 minute #strying to decide what activities we can do and never committing to one for more than an hour #unless youre cass and i see you about 6 times every couple of months and id feel relaxed enough to do w/e bc we see each other so often #I WANT TO DO ALL THE THINGS. GAH #the only way youd get me to sit still was to take me to a movie. perhaps sonic the hedgehog 2 #and i dont hang out with people as much as i would like to. so automatically i want to do as many things w them as possible #ghhh cant i just talk to you on a video call while playing phantom hourglass. why this #yapping

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