#yrrard

[vukovich]

vuk, hope you're doing brilliantly! for the prompts --- draco can only talk to harry if he says every word backwards --- thanks for doing these again!

O Palindrome, O Palindrome, How Lovely Are Your Sehcnarb!

"Disable without disarming, Potter!" Robards yelled from the side of the mat. "You can't Expelliarmus your way out of everything!"

Draco blew a raspberry and flicked a WhipDick Hex at Harry's crotch, but it hit him in the arse. He yelped, rubbed his bum, and glared at Draco.

"Dammit, Malfoy! Cheap-"

"Glacies Lingua!" Draco shouted.

Robards clapped. "Good! Disable!"

Harry dodged, rolled, sprang up and yelled, "Emordnilap Specificus!"

Draco blew another raspberry and smirked. "Doog tosh, Rettop."

Harry swallowed a giggle and waited for Draco to attempt a spell.

Draco pointed his wand at Harry's feet. "Shoolock!"

Nothing happened, except that Harry's smile grew into a grin, which led to a chuckle, which ended in him doubled over cackling until he had to wipe his eyes on his shirt.

"Excellent!" Robards said. "Good job, boys! Hit the showers! And Potter, take him down to the Hex Removal office!"

"Will do!" Harry shouted back.

Draco followed alongside Harry, mouth hanging open. "Kcuf ffo, Rettop."

"Maybe later. What time do you get off tonight?"

"Neves kcolc'o." Draco huffed and punched Harry in the shoulder. "Dog timmad, Rettop!"

Harry smothered a laugh in his shirt and opened the locker room door for Draco. Draco stepped through and stopped to stare at him. He poked Harry in the chest, fixed him with a stern glare, and said, "Racecar."

Harry shut the door behind them before he laughed again. "Figured it out, did you?"

"Da... Dammit-I'm-mad," Draco said, then looked at the ceiling for a long moment. He sighed and shook his head. "Boob."

"More of an arse man, myself."

"Dr..." Draco started, then stopped to chew on his lip. "Drawww... ward?" His eyes lit up. "Draw ward!" He pointed to the door behind Harry.

Harry raised an eyebrow. He rested his fingertips on the lock. "Yeah?"

Draco swept a hand out to emphasize the empty locker room. "Elite tile."

"Huh. You're not bad at this."

"I did, did I?"

Harry pulled his shirt off, and Draco followed suit until they were both naked. Draco bit his lip as he rested his hands on Harry's chest.

"Want to do it in the shower, or here?"

Draco leaned forward, lips against Harry's forehead. "In words, drown I."

Harry nipped at Draco's chin. "I might just leave you like this."

Draco pulled back and glared at him, nose to nose. "Red rum, Rettop. Red rum."

[alienanxrchy]

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINNNYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TYYYYYYYYYYYY

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yrrard said: that’s so cool oh my god you’re so cool

im cool????!?! ur cool!! ? thank u

[previouslyzaynhell-blog]

your fave is problematic: sarah yrrard

her url fucked me up for like 3 weeks after i found out it was drarry backwards

hot and kind of intimidating? 

got me to watch orphan black and now im truly dead inside and devoted to felix, my love

gay af which is against my christian values

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ilysm

luv u 2 bby

[sapphicscience-archive]

i am sorry

this ask is 9 months old and i'm publishing without context because i don't really have any and i think this is hilarious

[lesnabis]

yrrard said: i love kate most though

THAT IS FALSE

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yrrard said: i love trees so much tbh, when i die i want my ashes to nourish a tree, is that weird

no dude literally same here except with flowers!!! i want wildflowers to be planted on my ashes thats like my only goal in life

the quote on my about page is “from my rotting body, flowers shall grow and i am in them and that is eternity” like. literally same

[previouslyzaynhell-blog]

yrrard skomentował(a) Twój post:god ? why is my art BAD ? i need answers

but: its actually good

unfollow me

[sapphicscience-archive]

yrrard replied to your post “omg is it your birthday! happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!! :)”

...im def in love with you too sooooooo

oh good i'm glad we've got this straight

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yrrard said: HECK YEAH yrrard said: not heck yeah @ deforestation........ heck NO @ deforestation i got u!! heck yea @ trees am i right folks?!

[previouslyzaynhell-blog]

yrrard skomentował(a) Twój post:yrrard skomentował(a) Twój post:been thinkin a lot...

so true…………like he’s SUCH a picky eater but if its strawberry or dark chocolate he’ll eat it no matter what.. also, consider this: strawberry hair clips

im thinkin picky eater EXCEPT about sweets and junk food

like eating steak: excuse me this is 1 degree off? send it back

eating junk food: harry MY favorite is when you put the strawberry ON the funyun 

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kenzi

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[sapphicscience-archive]

omg is it your birthday! happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!! :)

yes! thank you!!! :)