#zackass

[partypontius]

something that baffles me is that the jackass guys go to the grocery store. like, they may go out and casually buy a can of beans or something

[belladonna-miranda]

Jackass as Barbenheimer Headcanons

Both Barbie and Oppenheimer have been in theaters for over a week, so I absolutely had to classify the Jackass cast as either of these movies. In some cases, they might even be both, a.k.a. Barbenheimer.

Johnny Knoxville: externally Barbie due to his eternally positive mood, but also Oppenheimer on the inside thanks in no small to the injuries he's racked up over the years.

Steve-O: big time Oppenheimer thanks to all the dangerous shit he does, even more so than Knoxville. What did you expect?

Pontius: guaranteed Barbie because as the resident hunk despite pushing 50, he can't stop partying like, well, Party Boy.

Wee Man: leaning hard on Oppenheimer due to his love for skateboarding to hardcore punk and despite his small stature.

Dave: both Barbie and Oppenheimer due to his bubbly, outgoing attitude and background as a snowboarder and later skateboarder.

Ehren: despite leaning more towards Oppenheimer for standing out against the rest of the original cast in Jackass Forever, he does show shades of Barbie due to his quiet, humble demeanor in real life.

Preston: the most likely to watch Barbie only to Pontius for similar reasons to Ehren (equally underrated throughout all 4 films).

Jasper: mostly Barbie due to his energetic nature thanks to his rap music background, but he also cares for his father Dark Shark just as much as his fellow newcomers.

Rachel: definitely Barbie since she's the first official female Jackass, and she makes people laugh through stand-up comedy as well. Her smile might even rival Barbie's in person!

Poopies: mostly Oppenheimer with a hint of Barbie thanks to his tendency to drift off into crazy antics outside of Jackass, but he also survived a shark attack a couple of years ago during Shark Week.

Zach: guaranteed Oppenheimer as a result of doing downright outrageous things in his social media posts. In fact, he had Jasper surf on his back 20 minutes into Forever!

Eric: possibly a mix of both because like much of the cast, he can skateboard quite well and once did so in the school hallways.

Honorable mention: Dunn would have also taken Bam to Oppenheimer thanks to Bam's love for numerous rock bands, especially HIM, and Dunn also supported Bam all his life.

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

[Zack is teaching his first classroom-based training session since his promotion.]

Zack: Hey Kunsel, coming by to check up on me?

Kunsel: We can hear you guys down the hall, man. Is everything going all right?

Zack: Great! Everything's going great!

Cadet in the back: Jackass!

Zack: Hey! That's "Zackass" to you, bub!

Zack: *to Kunsel* See? Definitely great!

*behind one-way mirror*

Sephiroth: He's natural.

Angeal: So much better than any of us on beginning.

Genesis: At last I was memorable.

young!Genesis:

[wolftattoo]

favourite supermegacast bit as of late is zackass telling the story about how he accidentally switched the lights off on a guy inthe bathroom of a cicis pizza and the guy came and found him after the fact to yell at him

[doctorjackass]

jackass forever premiere in hollywood last night ❤️

[you-fuckers-are-asses]

[ghostiewriter]

Do you have any fun headcanons about your second generation pogues??

BESTIE DO I?!? Listen the second generation pogues are my babies and I’ve spoken to @rcsales about them so many times I can’t even

My favourite headcanon is that Zack learns Spanish for Cassie! She was adopted by Pope when she was five and only spoke spanish before slowly learning English as she grew up, but it was still her mother tongue

And I imagine Zack is just SO WHIPPED (like father like son, right?) and he just loves the way it sounds when she speaks spanish and he wants to surprise her so that she has someone to keep speaking with

And in this wee universe, JJ’s mother was actually spanish so despite the act he puts on to everyone he’s actually fluent in spanish because of his mother (he started hiding it after she left because it was easier to play dumb than to be reminded of his mother every time he spoke it)

But he’s just shocked when Zack comes up to him, telling him he wants to learn spanish and them having wee lessons and Cassie finding out and it being the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for her😭😭😭

Also just fucking look how cute they are? I can’t even with my babies

[clouded-dreams2]

Jackass 4.5

[ryankevin]

my portrait of zack 

[samtaylorillustrator]

had fun doing this illustration of @zackass for @ringer 💥

https://www.theringer.com/tv/2020/10/21/21516074/zackass-zach-holmes-instagram

[belladonna-miranda]

Since the SpongeBob episode "No Weenies Allowed" came into my head making this tier list, I compiled the entire Jackass cast and crew into who would enter the Salty Spittoon, Weenie Hut Jr.'s, Super Weenie Hut Jr.'s, or Weenie Hut General, plus a few who sneak into the double-S.

a/n: I was originally going to let Ehren sneak into the Salty Spittoon, but since he sacrificed his nuts for the cup test in Jackass Forever/4.5, I bumped him up to gaining entry.

[litosenpai]

I don’t understand how I drank this bong water in such a smooth fashion 💀💀 behind the scenes look at our new project “Nutcase” w/ @yungdeker #drinkingbongwater #bongwater #bongwaterchallenge #idiotstoners #stoner #jackass #zackass #nutcase #daretobedifferent #musicvideo #sneekpeek #weedsociety #weedculture #bonghits #bongappetit #bongrip #upinsmoke #quarantunes #quarantineandchill #quarantinestunts https://www.instagram.com/p/CAgDnwxgrwD/?igshid=1e1cyfmkfkfxp

[doctorjackass]

wwe smack down last night!

[you-fuckers-are-asses]

ICYDK - Jackass 4 will include some new faces!

Both Johnny and Steve-O confirmed that Jackass has taken on some new and fresh faces into the crew to bring some young blood back into the franchise.

The new cast members will be:

Jasper Dolphin, a member of the loiter squad and founding member of Odd Future and his father, known as “Dark shark”, will have a star in the movie also.

Sean McInerney, better known as Poopies, a highly regarded and well known surfer.

Zach Holmes, also known as Zackass, from Too Stupid to Die.

Eric Manaka, who starred alongside Johnny in “Action point.”

Rachel Wolfson, a stand-up comedian.

Darby Allin from All Elite Wrestling

The guys hope that bringing in these fresh faces will also bring in some fresh audiences too and they’re guarenteed to make a great impression on new and old fans, with Johnny stating “Sean and Zach, you gotta watch ‘em ‘cause... they’ll do whatever you ask ‘em!”

Though fans will miss the chemistry between Ryan and Bam on screen, the general concensus is positive and everyone seems keen to see the new cast members join the team and see what they can bring to the table.

Though, it seems Poopies is already making waves as he was reportedly in a shark-attack incident during the filming of “Jackass shark week,”  Which is set to release on Discovery and Discovery Plus on the 11th of July 2021.