#zephra85

[metamercury]

Okay okay okay I have an entertaining one. The first day I got Narinder in my cult I decided to take his confession, right? AND THAT WAS. THE FIRST TIME. I got the 'lamb crossed out' speech bubble and I was FLOORED, just died laughing on the spot. DID THE GAME DO THAT ON PURPOSE. IM DED.

Confession: i hate you

That's pretty funny, i dont know if I've ever gotten that. The first time i sent Nari out on mission to get bones he died immediately lol. That cat who wants to go outside but then as soon as you let them out they want back in.

[highglossfinish]

I KNOW WE DON’T TALK MUCH THESE DAYS BUT I WANTED YOU TO GET THE NEWS ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU WERE REALLY SUPPORTIVE WHEN THINGS WEREN’T SO GREAT BUT LOOK HOW FAR ME AND MY PARTNER HAVE COME THIS HAPPENED TONIGHT YOU EVER GET SO EXCITED YOU FORGET WHERE THE CAPLOCKS BUTTON IS ‘CAUSE BOY HOWDY I SURE HAVE AAAAAAHHH

That’s phenomenal, Zephra human! Time’s not always especially kind (as the half-melted bots I’ve been tied up in treating this glorious fire season can attest to), but it’s a delight to see how far you’ve come, and to know that such fantastic news is yours to deliver.

Breakdown and Impact send their congratulations to you both, and we all agree that if we were in the vicinity of your ring, we would resist the urge to eat it.

[newhologram]

zephra85 I can see the increased ketamine dosage is working :P I haven't even had it yet xD That's next week. This was insomnia thoughts

[riuke-doodles]

Sketch commission for @zephra85 and her lovely OC Iris for the Rise verse!!! I adapted her design from her 2012 version (below the read more) to match the sharper look ;)

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[fierceawakening]

zephra85 I've been saying 'discord you're damn lucky i'm already attached to having a number on my name dang it'

It's like my name is Dave Dave

[rius-cave]

I can't believe I keep losing friends over them having wrong opinions 😔✌️ @zephra85

[hgfstreamchats]

Christmas Eve Eve Stream

User joined room 20:13 Avatar image thenightetc Here we go! Let me fix my name... 20:13 Oh, thank the Allspark! 20:14 Avatar image thenightetc Perfect. 20:14 Well, then, night human! How have you been? 20:14 Avatar image thenightetc Pretty decent! How about you? 20:14 Can't complain! I could, but I won't. 20:14 Avatar image thenightetc Heh. 20:15 christmas vines that deck the halls 20:16 Avatar image thenightetc The doll flying directly into the fire is a classic. 20:16 Without question.

20:17 That one too. 20:17 Avatar image thenightetc Merry crisis! 20:17 Merry Chrysler. 20:18 Avatar image thenightetc Well. 20:19 Some of these are new to me. 20:20 christmas vines that deck the halls 20:21 christmas vines to get you in the spirit 20:21 Avatar image thenightetc Pffff 20:21 Oh, Vine. You're deeply missed. 20:23 Avatar image thenightetc 20:23 Judas! No! 20:24 Gasp! 20:25 christmas vines that deck the halls 20:25 https://ww7.0123movie.net/movie/futurama-season-3-14485.html 20:27 Give me strength. 20:27 Avatar image thenightetc I don't think I like this video :( 20:27 Are we installing browser extensions, or looking for another site? 20:28 Avatar image Zephra85 User joined room 20:29 Avatar image thenightetc Watchparty does let you have a .... browser.... inside the site.... where you can... look you know what I mean. It lets you stream from other things. 20:29 Zephra human! 20:29 Avatar image Zephra85 Hey!!! Sadly I was literally about to step out the door for some quick groceries before the weekend hits, but I'll be back in like an hour! 20:30 Avatar image thenightetc It has some flaws but it lets you do it 20:30 Avatar image Zephra85 I just wanted to say a quick hi before I took off! I miss you guys! 20:31 I'm trying screenshare but it's not working. 20:31 Avatar image thenightetc Well--hello and goodbye, then! 20:31 No worries, Zephra human. By the time you'll get back, we should be just about an hour away from solving this. 20:32 Avatar image Zephra85 XD naturally! Be back soon! 20:32 I'm begging you to tell me it's playing for you. 20:33 Avatar image thenightetc I'm sorry, but it is not. 20:33 It looks like everyone watching also needs the browser extension 20:34 That was the problem last time. 20:34 I don't think we ever did solve it. 20:34 Anything? 20:35 Avatar image thenightetc Eh I got the extension and it gave me a link, it's not playing yet though. May need to enable some more things 20:37 I deleted the extension. The extension can burn. All of this can burn. thenightetc Bah. 20:38 Yes, no? 20:39 Nothing? 20:39 Avatar image thenightetc No, it's still just showing a link 20:39 Avatar image thenightetc User left room 20:39 Avatar image thenightetc User joined room 20:39 Avatar image thenightetc I enabled all the damn javascript, it's just not loading the video :/ 20:41 I'll try it in chrome 20:41 It's still not working. RIP 20:43 Let me see if I remember my password. 20:44 Avatar image thenightetc Do you want to try watchparty instead? The vbrowser thing works, even if it's a little annoying to use. 20:45 I can even set it up 20:46 New password! 20:46 https://w2g.tv/en/room?access_key=iesdwaid9jcleryol7nl14 https://w2g.tv/en/room?access_key=iesdwaid9jcleryol7nl14 20:46 Let's try this. If it doesn't work, we'll try that. 20:47 thenightetc8:55:31 PM THERE WE GO

Knock Out8:55:41 PM FINALLY, MERCIFULLY.

thenightetc8:55:46 PM It is absolutely playing now.

Knock Out8:56:02 PM It's a Christmas miracle.

thenightetc8:56:30 PM (By the way, it only allows sessions that are three hours or less, so after that we have to start a new one.)

Knock Out8:56:40 PM Fair enough.

thenightetc8:56:44 PM Freshly baked. :(

Knock Out8:56:53 PM I wish I was.

thenightetc8:57:24 PM Heh.

Knock Out8:57:48 PM "Every year, we're doomed!" sums up our technical issues nicely.

thenightetc8:57:55 PM It really does.

Knock Out9:00:27 PM Ten years we've been watching this and I only just realized they let go of each others' hands for a second. I've always wondered if they could.

thenightetc9:00:45 PM You're right, they did!

thenightetc9:01:05 PM Maybe they just can't do it for long.

Knock Out9:01:21 PM That might be it.

thenightetc9:02:24 PM Heheh

thenightetc9:03:02 PM Pictured: physics!

thenightetc9:03:44 PM Even Santa looks at him

Knock Out9:05:46 PM I also just noticed the twisted foot.

thenightetc9:06:33 PM I have to wonder what Bender expected to happen, there

Knock Out9:07:32 PM Now you've got me wondering.

thenightetc9:10:34 PM Pffffff

thenightetc9:12:59 PM But who's Spartacus?

thenightetc9:13:22 PM This part creeps me out.

Knock Out9:13:36 PM Oh good, I'm not the only one.

thenightetc9:16:15 PM Hehehehe.

thenightetc9:16:34 PM A classic.

thenightetc9:17:23 PM Oh. So netflix did it, huh. They made a version with ads.

Knock Out9:18:55 PM Which is why I don't feel bad stealing from them. I mean, I wouldn't even if they hadn't made a version with ads, but still.

thenightetc9:19:11 PM Exactly!

thenightetc9:20:54 PM Nyoooooom.

Knock Out9:22:56 PM "You're what, eight? That's old enough."

thenightetc9:23:29 PM "Yup! Merry christmas!"

thenightetc9:24:52 PM I wonder if the old kettle man ever got it for cheaper.

Knock Out9:25:23 PM Probably not.

thenightetc9:25:28 PM Did he just kill a man.

thenightetc9:26:06 PM Pffff.

Knock Out9:26:18 PM He has that "killed a man" air about him.

thenightetc9:26:59 PM I mean, I heard shattering. Admittedly we did see him dragging the tree away after, but I heard shattering.

Knock Out9:29:05 PM He'll succumb to his injuries later.

thenightetc9:29:36 PM Wow, the tree got repaired somehow!

thenightetc9:29:39 PM And decorated!

thenightetc9:29:59 PM Well then.

thenightetc9:31:22 PM That was cute!

Knock Out9:32:10 PM This one's even cuter.

thenightetc9:32:19 PM Nyyyyyooom!

thenightetc9:33:39 PM And he's naked, too.

Knock Out9:33:59 PM Living deliciously.

thenightetc9:36:57 PM Their FACES

MimicEast9:38:20 PM Hello!

Knock Out9:38:31 PM Hello there!

thenightetc9:38:33 PM Hello!

thenightetc9:40:19 PM Hhahahahah.

Knock Out9:41:03 PM You give him anything he wants.

Knock Out9:41:10 PM Just look at him.

thenightetc9:41:16 PM I know!

MimicEast9:41:29 PM That’s a face you can trust

thenightetc9:41:31 PM HA

thenightetc9:42:05 PM "see, that kind of behavior is why you're on the naughty list"

Knock Out9:42:09 PM He's like if Vos were personified into a living being. And then wrapped in a cat.

MimicEast9:43:23 PM I’m sure this is healthy and rational

Knock Out9:43:33 PM It's fine, it's probably fine.

thenightetc9:43:46 PM What INDEED

Knock Out9:43:56 PM I'm sure it won't end badly for him at all.

Knock Out9:44:02 PM Oh wait.

thenightetc9:44:09 PM Holy shit

Knock Out9:44:24 PM Well said.

MimicEast9:44:54 PM Organic transformation: it’s horrific

thenightetc9:45:54 PM Hhahahaha

thenightetc9:48:37 PM Awwwww.

thenightetc9:49:14 PM Well then

Knock Out9:50:34 PM Awwww.

thenightetc9:51:16 PM All of them watching.

MimicEast9:51:45 PM Okay that’s weirdly wholesome

Knock Out9:52:21 PM It's adorable how much leeway Henchman has with him.

thenightetc9:52:48 PM It is!

thenightetc9:53:54 PM ...Well.

thenightetc9:55:49 PM Continuity!

Knock Out9:57:26 PM This show's mastered the "funny shattering glass" sound effect.

thenightetc9:57:33 PM It has!

MimicEast9:58:31 PM That is legitimately precious

Knock Out9:58:38 PM Isn't it though?

Knock Out10:00:07 PM Awww.

thenightetc10:00:41 PM Ohohoho.

thenightetc10:01:00 PM So this was just a giant prank on him.

thenightetc10:01:11 PM Heheheh

thenightetc10:01:58 PM Awwww.

Knock Out10:02:25 PM Alright, now to figure out Rifftrax.

thenightetc10:04:56 PM Oh, how long's the movie?

Knock Out10:05:12 PM We might want to start a new room after the short.

thenightetc10:05:14 PM Don't want to run out of session in the middle of it!

Knock Out10:05:20 PM Exactly!

thenightetc10:05:37 PM Ewwwww.

thenightetc10:06:49 PM But if he can't read, how does he know it's supposed to go to Santa :thinking:

thenightetc10:07:38 PM Uh oh!

thenightetc10:12:24 PM A moose with... a fake beard?

Knock Out10:13:30 PM Should we restart the room just to be on the safe side?

thenightetc10:13:33 PM Okay, this should be relatively painless

thenightetc10:13:40 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Virtual Browser

MimicEast10:13:43 PM Moose are dangerous enough without the concept of deceptiom

Knock Out10:14:20 PM Perfect!

thenightetc10:14:39 PM There we go!

thenightetc10:14:45 PM Three more hours. :)

Knock Out10:14:53 PM Excellent! Thank you!

Zephra8510:15:24 PM I'm back I'm back!

thenightetc10:15:29 PM Just in time!

thenightetc10:15:37 PM We're just starting this thing.

Zephra8510:15:43 PM That's absolutely hilarious

Zephra8510:16:13 PM Considering it took me 2 hours instead of 1 like I thought

Knock Out10:16:13 PM Welcome back!

thenightetc10:16:24 PM Oh, we've been watching other things!

Zephra8510:16:25 PM Thanks!

thenightetc10:16:28 PM But THIS just started :)

Zephra8510:16:31 PM Oh good

thenightetc10:16:46 PM Is that a dick

thenightetc10:16:48 PM In the snow

Zephra8510:17:19 PM Oh this is delightful, like Mystery Science Theater

thenightetc10:17:55 PM Wow.

Zephra8510:18:15 PM SOLITARY CONFINEMENT FOR SHENANIGANS

thenightetc10:18:30 PM Shenanigans that he didn't even do!

Zephra8510:19:59 PM Aaand the movie gets cancelled for saying 'Christmas' instead of 'Holidays'

thenightetc10:21:01 PM That kid's got a lit candle!

Zephra8510:21:39 PM Meanwhile that kid's like 'i'm gonna ask santa for my dead parents back to life' and makes the whole class awkward as sh*t

thenightetc10:21:58 PM Right?

Zephra8510:22:01 PM CALLED IT

thenightetc10:22:27 PM What the fuck

Zephra8510:22:35 PM What is that guy's PROBLEM

Knock Out10:23:39 PM The Nerf Super Soaker can double as his new parents.

Zephra8510:23:54 PM Along with the depressed duck

thenightetc10:24:34 PM oof

Zephra8510:24:55 PM That's a terrible lesson to teach a child

thenightetc10:25:19 PM It really is

Zephra8510:25:46 PM Sets them up for endless disappointment

thenightetc10:26:13 PM Don't forget guilt. "Oh, you must not have wished hard enough, so it's your fault really"

Zephra8510:27:06 PM I WAS GONNA SAY LOL

Zephra8510:27:24 PM This b*tch clearly doesn't wanna be a teacher, this is just a day gig until she gets that callback from her agent

thenightetc10:28:02 PM That's how planes work, right.

Zephra8510:28:15 PM This is some home alone 2 bullsh*t

Knock Out10:28:16 PM Dear Unicron.

Zephra8510:29:39 PM I'm afraid whatever they did behind the scenes to get that girl to actually cry like she meant it

Zephra8510:32:30 PM This was a good plan

Zephra8510:32:48 PM Clearly

thenightetc10:32:48 PM "Uhhhh let's just go wandering out into the snow"

Knock Out10:33:06 PM This is going to end with two tiny frozen bodies, isn't it?

Zephra8510:33:16 PM Oh good time to trek out into the wilderness at sunset with no supplies and no one knows where they are

Zephra8510:33:21 PM This plan just keeps getting better

Zephra8510:33:40 PM A very Shining with Jack Nicholson Christmas

thenightetc10:34:41 PM lol

Knock Out10:35:22 PM We certainly are watching them die in real time.

Zephra8510:35:50 PM This could be reworked into a pretty grim horror movie

thenightetc10:35:58 PM It could.

Zephra8510:36:22 PM HAAAA

Knock Out10:36:47 PM Real Apaches vibe to the whole thing.

thenightetc10:37:07 PM Have some turkish delight.

thenightetc10:37:26 PM Oh my god.

Zephra8510:37:31 PM Deus ex Santa

thenightetc10:37:32 PM Worst advice.

Zephra8510:38:29 PM Hey Santa, wouldn't it be faster to start, y'know, flying???

Knock Out10:38:52 PM The kids are losing toes by the minute.

Zephra8510:39:17 PM There's only six reindeer.

MimicEast10:39:18 PM And waste this slow paced whimsical music?

Zephra8510:39:32 PM Prancer and Vixen got fired clearly

thenightetc10:39:35 PM There've been budget cuts, okay?

Zephra8510:39:48 PM LOL

Zephra8510:41:03 PM I was about to make a truly tasteless joke after he told them to get on the bed but in the spirit of the holidays I'll keep it to myself

thenightetc10:41:09 PM Did somebody THROW that puppy

Knock Out10:41:24 PM "Mister, we could smell the ether on these from the sleigh."

Zephra8510:41:33 PM sl;kdjfsaldk;

Zephra8510:44:14 PM Fun fact I learned: Male reindeer shed their antlers in the winter, female reindeer shed theirs in the summer

Zephra8510:44:24 PM So in reality all of Santa's reindeer are female

thenightetc10:44:26 PM Huh.

Zephra8510:44:49 PM 'Free child labour hooray!'

Knock Out10:45:16 PM I also perform better to Depeche Mode.

Zephra8510:45:21 PM Same

Zephra8510:45:32 PM It's Depeche Mode!

thenightetc10:47:08 PM Love this incomprehensible christmas song. Hope to hear it on the radio later.

Zephra8510:47:55 PM Her boobs have to be FREEZING

thenightetc10:48:28 PM Bah, it's not even cold.

Zephra8510:50:27 PM Oh god no

Knock Out10:50:35 PM Oh yes, it's that kind of movie.

thenightetc10:50:52 PM :|

thenightetc10:52:07 PM Why's she taking the puppy??

Zephra8510:52:16 PM Are you serious??? Why the hell is she even going????

thenightetc10:52:18 PM Why ANY of this

Zephra8510:52:57 PM WHY. PLEASE EXPLAIN.

Zephra8510:53:30 PM Okay. She 'just wants to see him just once'.

Zephra8510:53:40 PM ... That's just a dude.

thenightetc10:54:23 PM I mean. What did they expect to happen

Zephra8510:54:34 PM Ohhhh I see what's happening.

thenightetc10:54:59 PM Is anyone in this movie NOT going to get eaten?

Zephra8510:55:28 PM They're suffering from exposure and are dying in the woods, the rest of the movie is just Simon hallucinating

Zephra8510:55:55 PM That's why his teacher is a fairy and the mean janitor is the ogre. It's a Wizard of Oz deal.

Knock Out10:57:05 PM Only he doesn't wake up at the end.

thenightetc10:57:08 PM It's a mystery!

Knock Out10:57:23 PM No dirty pillows!

Knock Out10:58:18 PM His suit is part of his skin. Just ask the Devil.

thenightetc10:58:25 PM Ha!

Zephra8510:58:29 PM Clearly

thenightetc10:59:13 PM This is adding so much to the movie

Zephra8511:00:16 PM 'Oh yeah the whole reason we're here'

Knock Out11:00:25 PM "What's-his-name."

Knock Out11:00:47 PM They've played Knifey Spoony before.

Zephra8511:01:27 PM HAAA Nice Knock Out

Knock Out11:01:34 PM I try.

Zephra8511:02:40 PM So Christmasy

thenightetc11:02:49 PM Tis the season.

Knock Out11:02:50 PM Very festive.

Zephra8511:05:19 PM 'Stop haranguing me woman!!'

Caroline11:07:34 PM I take it this is "awful thing I found on Rifftrax," Doctor - also, hello!

Zephra8511:07:47 PM CAROLINE!!

Caroline11:07:51 PM ZEPHRA!!!

Zephra8511:07:51 PM :D :D :D

Zephra8511:07:59 PM It's so good to see ya!!!

Caroline11:08:05 PM Likewise!!! How is everyone?

Knock Out11:08:14 PM Caroline human!! It's been far, far too long!

Caroline11:08:28 PM It really has, but I always think of you around this time of the year. Hello. :)

MimicEast11:08:33 PM In Christmas scented purgstory

Zephra8511:08:51 PM Pretty good!

thenightetc11:08:53 PM Hello!

Zephra8511:09:14 PM Oh yeah two kids are dying in the woods and this is their death hallucination

thenightetc11:09:55 PM What an incentive!

thenightetc11:10:00 PM Nooooooooo

Caroline11:10:06 PM WRONG KIND OF HOT DOG

thenightetc11:10:10 PM SAVE THE DOGGO

Knock Out11:10:26 PM Spare the dog! Eat the children instead!

Zephra8511:10:44 PM They have more meat on their bones!!

Caroline11:12:01 PM There's no way Santa isn't sweating his holly jolly self out in that suit. Not in this climate.

Zephra8511:12:24 PM He took a dunk in a river earlier and almost got eaten by a crocodile

thenightetc11:12:32 PM They couldn't bring the parents back that way??

Knock Out11:13:26 PM They're just shrimpy because he doesn't feed them.

Zephra8511:13:51 PM Dear god women is there anything you're NOT gonna sing about???

Zephra8511:13:57 PM IS THIS REAL THE TIME.

Caroline11:14:01 PM She's done this before?

Zephra8511:14:13 PM She keeps SINGING and she's the only one doing it

Caroline11:14:40 PM That's gotta make for an awkward musical when you're the only one musicalling.

Zephra8511:15:11 PM It has been

thenightetc11:15:12 PM Awkward hardly begins to describe it.

Zephra8511:15:41 PM And the fairy and the ogre fall in love

Caroline11:15:53 PM Children and... cream cheese?

Zephra8511:16:18 PM Cream cheese DRESSING remember

Zephra8511:17:28 PM B*tch you're lucky he's not 'tenderizing' you first

thenightetc11:18:35 PM Yeah I'm concerned abou tthe puppy

MimicEast11:18:35 PM No indications he didn’t devour that puppy

Zephra8511:18:45 PM oh god you're right

thenightetc11:18:56 PM SO they're just going to leave the elves tehre?? They get to walk?

Caroline11:18:57 PM If that puppy doesn't pop its cute fuzzy head out of the sleigh soon-

Zephra8511:18:58 PM Put this movie on 'does the dog die' website

Caroline11:20:05 PM How those children are breathing at 30,000 ft is beyond me.

Knock Out11:20:24 PM They stopped breathing 15 minutes into the movie.

Caroline11:20:48 PM That /does/ help the altitude sickness.

Zephra8511:21:16 PM Halfway through Santa slips and breaks his hip

Knock Out11:21:49 PM Completely unwrapped.

Caroline11:21:54 PM A gas station. Well then.

thenightetc11:22:01 PM Did he say harry potter??

Zephra8511:22:16 PM We've established Santa's been doing budget cuts this year, not paid enough to wrap them these days.

Zephra8511:22:21 PM Leave that to the parents

thenightetc11:22:21 PM I'd clocked this as being from, like. Ther 70s

Knock Out11:22:58 PM I still want assurance that that puppy is safe.

Caroline11:23:07 PM Seconding.

thenightetc11:23:11 PM Thirding.

Zephra8511:23:13 PM I don't think we're gonna get it, guys

thenightetc11:23:26 PM But if we want it enough, it'll happen!

Zephra8511:23:37 PM Ah yes of course how could I forget

Caroline11:25:04 PM Seriously, everything here is so... sepia.

Zephra8511:25:17 PM Everyone is being rather nonchalant about how these kids have been missing for like two days

thenightetc11:25:23 PM Right?

Zephra8511:25:28 PM OH GOD NOT AGAIN

Caroline11:25:37 PM She's got a choir this time!

Zephra8511:25:45 PM IT'S A CHILDREN'S CHOIR LET THE KIDS SING DAMN IT

Caroline11:26:00 PM She's stealing this solo from one of those kids.

Zephra8511:26:17 PM 'Because F*CK 'EM.'

thenightetc11:26:29 PM Fuck them kids!

Zephra8511:28:12 PM I was hoping we'd get to see Depressed Duck one more time

Knock Out11:28:22 PM There he is!

thenightetc11:28:31 PM You got your wish!

Zephra8511:28:52 PM Thank goodness that's all I needed f*ck if the dog survived

Zephra8511:29:02 PM The depressed duck is the real star

thenightetc11:29:11 PM You shouldn't have wasted your wish!

thenightetc11:29:23 PM The dog's death is your fault now

Zephra8511:29:33 PM Worth it for Depressed Duck cameo

Caroline11:29:39 PM That duck /is/ depressed. Goodness.

thenightetc11:30:24 PM I love how they just came back as a surprise and didn't like. Call ahead to let THEIR FAMILY know they're alive and coming home

Zephra8511:30:45 PM That'd be too much work

Zephra8511:31:26 PM HAAA we already said that earlier!!

thenightetc11:33:07 PM Seriously, how hard would it have been to give us ONE more shot with the dog

Zephra8511:33:24 PM Well that was a fever dream sh*tshow

Caroline11:33:28 PM Maybe the dog had a limited shooting schedule.

thenightetc11:34:13 PM His face

MimicEast11:34:16 PM This is m

MimicEast11:34:25 PM This is no less a fever dream

Zephra8511:34:47 PM Better musical segment than any of the ones with the teacher fairy diva

Caroline11:35:09 PM This one /does/ have Steve Martin and Martin Short, who at least know what they're doing.

thenightetc11:36:14 PM They what

Caroline11:36:17 PM Are they bears

Zephra8511:36:22 PM ... Squirells

Zephra8511:36:37 PM They're squirrels??

Caroline11:36:45 PM Squirrels... on a train?

thenightetc11:37:07 PM Bears!

Zephra8511:37:16 PM Oh no they *are* bears!

thenightetc11:37:19 PM hahahah!

Caroline11:37:21 PM This is a /fascinating/ subplot involving bears, suddenly.

Zephra8511:37:34 PM A beautiful subversion

MimicEast11:37:35 PM Good luck getting out of there buddy!

thenightetc11:39:19 PM AAA

Zephra8511:39:20 PM Theeeere it is

Caroline11:39:21 PM AAH

Caroline11:39:38 PM Is he throwing coins or shuriken stars?!

thenightetc11:40:17 PM JESUS DUDE

Zephra8511:40:31 PM as;dlfjksdlkfasd

thenightetc11:40:57 PM oh my god

Caroline11:41:03 PM He's out of control.

Zephra8511:41:13 PM I am losing my mind

thenightetc11:41:30 PM oh my god

Caroline11:41:37 PM I'm laughing so much, this is madness

Zephra8511:41:51 PM Oh dear lord I'm finding this and showing it to my bf when he gets home

thenightetc11:42:02 PM FKJAS;DFLJKA;SLDKJSA

Zephra8511:42:14 PM Well if he kills everyone there'll be no witnesses

Zephra8511:43:16 PM This woman is freaking me out

Zephra8511:44:28 PM I appreciate the addition of a second throne though

Zephra8511:44:37 PM No lap sitting happening here

thenightetc11:44:54 PM god

Caroline11:44:55 PM Girl, even Santa can't get you Swift tickets.

Zephra8511:45:21 PM He's santa not jesus

thenightetc11:45:28 PM sdakfj;lsdk

Caroline11:45:34 PM Santa getting the kids Adderall for Christmas

thenightetc11:46:13 PM and they take cash?

thenightetc11:46:34 PM Aaaaaaa

Caroline11:46:35 PM Sarah Brightman!!

thenightetc11:46:36 PM HER

Zephra8511:46:37 PM That was funny but please no more adults pretending to be children

Knock Out11:46:39 PM There she is!

Zephra8511:46:41 PM It unsettles me

Caroline11:47:05 PM Lucky for us, Sarah Brightman is an adult goddess pretending to be an adult human.

thenightetc11:47:08 PM Finger on the monkey's paw curls in

Zephra8511:47:16 PM Oh no

Caroline11:48:31 PM At least these kids get to sing.

Zephra8511:48:37 PM Heh if anybody here likes Tom Cardy I recommend this one

Zephra8511:48:39 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmBlQllspVQ

Zephra8511:48:50 PM Thank goodness

Zephra8511:49:13 PM Yaaay! (claps)

Caroline11:49:20 PM Brava, Sarah, brava!

Zephra8511:49:21 PM AAAAHHH YES

Knock Out11:49:33 PM And the kidnapped children too!

Caroline11:49:43 PM Oh, this is a jam

MimicEast11:50:01 PM This reminds me so much of the gentlemen rappers

Zephra8511:50:11 PM Tom Cardy is a gift to humanity

Zephra8511:50:25 PM He does so many fantastic original comedy music

Zephra8511:52:11 PM Thank-you Knock Out!!

Zephra8511:52:16 PM YEEESSS

Caroline11:52:17 PM THE FOLGERS COMMERCIAL

Caroline11:52:23 PM THE CLASSIC

Zephra8511:52:23 PM It's not the holidays without this classic

thenightetc11:52:34 PM It's not christmas without the folgers commercial!

Zephra8511:52:40 PM Put this right up there with Muppet Christmas Carol on things you HAVE to watch at christmas

Zephra8511:53:21 PM And then they f*cked

Caroline11:53:30 PM I hope they at least had a coffee date first.

Zephra8511:53:42 PM HAHAHAHA

Caroline11:53:46 PM Well then.

thenightetc11:53:53 PM Well!

Knock Out11:54:46 PM Any other recommendations before we close out the night?

thenightetc11:55:20 PM Unnecessary Censorship Folgers Commercial?

Knock Out11:56:12 PM Hah!

Caroline11:56:13 PM lmaooo

Zephra8511:56:35 PM NICE

Knock Out11:58:00 PM That's all I've got!

thenightetc11:58:11 PM That was fun!

Caroline11:58:22 PM And we thank you muchly for it, Doctor.

Knock Out11:58:25 PM It really was!

thenightetc11:58:38 PM Thanks for soldiering through the technical issues.

Knock Out11:58:38 PM Thank YOU all for coming! It was good to catch up again! 😀

Zephra8511:58:42 PM I'm glad I was able to make it at the end!

thenightetc11:59:00 PM It was!

Zephra8511:59:17 PM Good to see you guys again! Knock Out, thanks so much for the stream and remember to say hi to the fam for me!

Knock Out11:59:21 PM Always!

Zephra8511:59:24 PM HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY

thenightetc11:59:32 PM Happy holidays!

Caroline11:59:35 PM It really was! :) Happy holidays, everyone - say hi to Impact and Breakdown for me, Doctor!!

Knock Out11:59:37 PM Good night, everyone! Happy holidays!

MimicEast11:59:37 PM Happy holidays!

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I saw Sonic 2!

I LOVED IT!! IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!

While I don’t think it’s quite as good as the first one, I still really enjoyed myself! I still think this movie was made by people who genuinely love Sonic, loved hiding little details and references for us fans to find, and tried to make this crackerjack franchise work while still embracing its silliness. Here are my thoughts! (Spoilers under the cut)

I LOVED HOW KNUCKLES WAS WRITTEN. Gullible and not the brightest, but still super-intimidating and powerful. 

Idris Elba as Knuckles was utterly perfect. I am so pleased at long last he has a black voice actor (for those who don’t know, Knuckles was originally meant to be Jamaican. Yes, really.) Hope the guy comes back.

“Oh. They are stairs.” “I have honorably beaten you at this base of ball!” Fucking hilarious. I <3 you, Knuckles.

I love how dirty Sonic and co. get when they’re hurt. The game characters don’t do that, but it’s a fun realistic touch.

I like Tom and Maddie and was glad to see them again. They blow characters like Chris out of the water.

“Let’s go get our kid.” Thank you, Maddie.

Jim Carrey was having the time of his life and I loved it.

They leaned HARD into the shipping with Stone and I loved that too. But Stone doesn’t do very much, which is a shame.

I also love this movie thing where they make the Chaos Animals’ eyes light up and then it spreads to the rest of them when they use their powers. I’m glad it’s something they all do, it’s a fun little characteristic.

The idea of the Chaos Emeralds being fused into the Master Emerald was a neat take on it. In the games and most continuity, the Master Emerald is separate from the Chaos Emeralds. Like, it can control them, but it’s its own unique entity as well.

They played around with the Chaos Emeralds turning thoughts into reality instead of just energy, which was neat. Bit like Green Lantern. Given how things played out in the last movie, I thought that an Emerald was going to turn out to be hidden inside Sonic, or that he was going to turn out to be a living Chaos Emerald, but that wasn’t what happened.

The idea of a human being able to manipulate Chaos power is incredibly unsettling. In a lot of continuities they either are not affected at all, or it kills them. I liked the vocal effect they used with Robotnik absorbing the Emerald’s power.

Sonic and Tails’ bond, as always, is super sweet. I love how they set up the team and basically the rest of the series by the end of the movie.

They address Sonic’s inability to swim, referenced the whole air bubbles thing - but I don’t think I heard the drowning music. Maybe an orchestral version of that would be too close to Jaws.

They worked Longclaw back into the plot (though she doesn’t actually show up, it’s a recorded message) in what I thought was a very clever way. Back before they redesigned Sonic for the first movie, he and Longclaw originally got attacked by lizards instead of echidnas like Knuckles. I imagine they just replaced the lizard people in the continuity with the echidnas, but it was still neat to see.

Sonic and co go running around in temples just like in the old games!

They somehow worked the Olive Garden guy back into the plot!? Like, it wasn’t just a blatant product placement??

When they mentioned Guardian Unit of Nations I think my head popped.

Sonic goes Super and they left it out of the trailers, and it was exactly like it plays out in Sonic X. I think I regressed down to 11 years old again, that was so good. Also, his Super form got triggered by him saying ‘I love you guys’. Chills.

Also, the Emeralds in this continuity are TINY. The Master Emerald is about the size of a basket ball, and the Chaos Emeralds about the size of a golf ball.

And yes, the mid-credits sequence. I screamed, legit screamed. “SHADOW IS COMING HELL YEAH.” Like, we see him and he looks amazing. He doesn’t say anything though, so I wonder who they’ll cast to voice him? I liked Jason Griffith’s gruff Shadow OK, but vastly preferred David Humphrey’s almost-gentle tone with a hint of menace, so I hope they go with that.

I didn’t want them to introduce Shadow right away - Tails and Knuckles are the OGs and they must come first - but I always wanted them to tackle Sonic Adventure 2′s story at some point, because it’s so cinematic. It would make a great movie; the plot almost writes itself, especially without having to justify levels or something. I hope they cast a really good, soulful kid to play Maria.

All of that said, I didn’t think it was as good as the first one. It’s only been two years since the first Sonic movie and I think it shows. This one maybe could have done with some more cuts and fine-tuning.

This movie repeats way too much that was done in the first movie - and I’m not talking flashbacks, they’re actually fine. I just mean straight plot beats. We get Sonic messing around at the house, and a sequence in a bar/tavern. This tavern is in Siberia, and there’s no Tom, but that’s all that’s different. I liked watching Sonic and Tails dancing, but it’d been done before. I just wish we’d got right to the temple.

Sonic and Tails crashing Maddie’s sister Rachel’s wedding is really funny, and I loved watching Rachel and Maddie kick butt in all their finery. BUT - then they focus too much on Rachel having some drama with her fiance Randall, who also is an undercover agent, for some reason? There was no need for that. The crashing wedding scene was fine. I was legit looking at my watch and saying, “I didn’t come here to watch wedding drama. I came here to watch Chaos Animals having adventures.” Once that was over, they never showed up again, but jeez. Most of that belonged on the cutting room floor. Randall didn’t even have to be an agent. Just set up GUN and have the girls kicking ass with Tails’ inventions and you’re golden.

I really hope this movie does well, even though it’s not as good as the first, because if it does, we’ll get a part three. And that part three will be Shadow’s movie. And I would love to see Shadow in a movie. Yes please. Yes yes please.

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I know you love Musical!verse BJ best, but out of curiosity do you HAVE a preference for Lydia's design/character? (Musical!verse is the only one I'm not familiar with but I can't deny how much I LOVED the cartoon on basically every front, even though the movie was the first I saw. Which I also love. Honestly it sounds like I should WATCH the musical since I love the other two universes to DEATH )

I love cartoon!lydia’s design the most, her hair, her outfits -- !! 

characterwise i love musical!lydia (in the DC version especially, the one they did before they got on broadway). she’s just an edgy teenager who hates everything and everyone and it’s very relatable - i could see a version of the musical where lydia is just straight up the villain tbh XD she takes no shit and behaves like she has a lot of agency, but in the end she’s still very childish and immature.

- i do think the musical has lots of plot problems. i give a lot of credit to eddie perfect for writing comedic, yet still emotionally resonant lines and songs, but plotwise i’d change a lot if i were to rewrite it.

the biggest problem i see is that there isn’t really a reason for lydia and beetlejuice to have their misunderstanding/feud that leads to the whole fake wedding plot. they’re immediately friends, once they meet, but are suddenly enemies without a real fight.

I’d either focus more on them building up a friendship, with the finale having one of them prove they actually like each other, no backstabs.

Or have their friendship slowly deteriorate to the point of making beetlejuice an actual villain. Two enemies duking it out and developing a legendary hate for each other can also be a very compelling plot generator ;V;

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zephra85: Oh god what did Doc Brown do THIS time

He made a giant robot lobster, and since he doesn’t do things halfway, I guess he programmed an actual lobster brain and nervous system into it? Something glitched, it panicked because it wasn’t in the water, it ran amok and they had to lure it into a walk-in freezer to catch it.

The only reason he’s not banned from running experiments at the summer festival is that the year before last, he managed to genetically engineer a special lobster that was all claw meat. 

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@ follower count question idek these things are hard to judge if the person isn't stupid-popular, but shot in the dark.. (hissing breath) .. 1000 followers?

about 900 off 👀

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I don’t believe guilt trips have ever been pulled with us, but we’ll sit there with our identical meals and joke about becoming one of those couples that carries around vials of each other’s energon and makes appointments to interface.

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zephra85 Oh my gosh why would they even need to do that at that time of night or EVER like wtf who the fuck just shoves their face in a neighbours window and yells HEY when they need them what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck It's a very tricky situation bc my neighbor is disabled and has some impairments. He doesn't seem to understand WHY this is inappropriate to do. I may have to talk to his wife or write them both a letter to firmly draw a line about this behavior.

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zephra85 replied to your post: hey how’s everyone doing anyways?

I just had lunch with White Sheep Sister and she told me apparently my youngest sister told my mom she likes girls so now that means over half my mom’s kids are queer and that makes me smile.

Nice! The gay agenda at it again! Glad to see it. 

Also did you go to a restaurant and sit on a patio? I am dyiiinggg for a patio, the rest of ontario is opening up and my city can’t yet because it’s too close to toronto :/

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@zephra85 gOD me in that situation would be like '... (eyes narrow) If I had even a fraction of a sadistic bone in my body this would be a prime opportunity to teach you a lesson.'

Oh, I had the thought!

But I don’t actually want anyone to die of stupid.

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Hello Arcee! Starting off with a little gift to say ‘welcome to the multiverse’! Also, how are Jack and the other humans doing? Do you guys check in with them regularly? 

Oh…

Sorry, glitched out for a couple of seconds. I’ve just never had cake like this. Did you make this from Primus’s tears?

Jack, Miko, and Raf have never been better. They’ve been official members of Unit E for a while now, and if you’re a Cybertronian living on Earth, they’re the ones in charge of keeping tabs on you. Fowler and June got married in May; every now and then, they send us pictures of their dog. But we all video call as often as we can, and everyone’s coming up for another tour of Cybertron this holiday season.

...You know, it’s funny. Every time I see Jack, I swear I’m prepared for how fast humans age, that nothing can surprise me. And then he’s got a beard, or he’s in a suit, or he wants me to see the new place he’s living or the new project he’s working on or his pet frog. And I just need to lean on something for a second.