#zhongli💌

[moraxsthrone]

Um, hello. I'm a little nervous to make this request, so please forgive me if I messed up.

May I request headcanons of Kaeya, Diluc, Itto, Thoma and Zhongli 's girlfriend bringing them homemade lunch while their working and when asked who she's looking for, she happily says "My handsome husband, the one and only (boy's name), of course!" while the boys are within earshot?

I just wanna see these boys acting lovestruck and blushy

//peeks out from the hole of chaos that is my life.

omg nonnie, i'm so sorry it's taken me so long to answer this. i wonder if you'll even see it. 🥺 if anyone did anything wrong here, it's me.

— how he reacts when you bring him homemade lunch at work

— pairings — diluc, itto, kaeya, thoma, zhongli, and (bonus) tighnari x f!reader

— notes — sfw. fluff. diluc's is a drabble //help. his just came to me so vividly. the rest are headcanons, as requested.

— diluc —

your wine tycoon husband is fetching a couple of barrels from the storage area in the back of angel’s share when he hears your voice. he wonders why you’re here so early in the afternoon (you’re not kaeya after all), but a small smile still manages to grace his face as charles asks if he can get you a drink. diluc is just about to round the corner when he hears you answer cheerily, “no, thank you. i’m just here to bring lunch to my handsome husband, diluc! i made him his favorite and even threw in some grape juice from the winery!” the tavern owner stops dead in his tracks, his heart skipping a million beats. it’s adorable, really. not only is he easily flustered, but his fair skin is so quick to show even the slightest color. he knows he’s flushed a bright red from his neck to his ears. he’s too embarrassed to let his employee see him like this so he panics and this grown ass man HIDES BEHIND A FUCKING WINE BARREL!

he can almost hear the shit-eating grin on charles’s face when he points towards the back and tells you where you can find your “handsome husband, diluc”. he should dock his pay for that. now what does he do? just as you clear the bar area, you see the top of a crimson ponytail behind a barrel in the dim corridor. “diluc? is that you, baby?” the jig is up; there’s no point trying to hide anymore so he stands up slowly. “why were you crouched behind that wine barrel?” you press, and he clears his throat. “i was…uhhh…i dropped…something,” he stammers, doing his best to preserve his signature stoicism. but as you get closer you see the deep red blush that rivals the natural color of his hair. “wait…are you blushing?” “no.” “you’re blushing!” laughing, you start to touch his face, but he quickly covers it with both his hands, muffling his voice when he groans, “why must you always tease me like this?” “because you’re so cute when you blush,” you say, still giggling while trying to pry his hands away. he can hear charles wheezing behind the bar. “stop! go away, woman! you’re making it worse!”

— itto — 

who are we kidding? itto doesn’t work.

but let’s assume he’s doing an odd job and one of his gang members spots you as you’re approaching (not knowing you're his boss's wife) and tells you it’s too dangerous to pass through the area.

itto is out of eyeshot, but your voice is music to his ears when he hears you refer to him as your husband. 

“yeah! i made him his favorite and brought enough for everyone!”

his face lights up with a big, stupid grin bc that is easily one of the nicest things anyone has done for his gang.

just as akira is taking some of the bags you’ve been carrying by yourself, your big oni husband rounds the corner and is headed right for you with his pink-dusted cheeks.

picks you up into a hug and gives you a big, long, close-lipped kiss with unshed tears wetting his eyelashes.

when shinobu ribs him for crying, he denies it.

“i- i’m not crying, shinobu! my uhh…my allergies are acting up again!”

— kaeya — 

it means the whole fucking world to him?

he never thought he’d have someone in his life who would go out of their way to bring him lunch that THEY MADE JUST FOR HIM. 

he may not seem like it, but kaeya loooooves being domestic with you.

he smirks and teases you when you fuss over him, but he EATS THAT SHIT UP.

please do little things like this for him? it makes him feel so cared for, something he feels like he’s missed out on for most of his life.

ever the romantic, the captain sweeps you up into his arms bridal-style, making you squeal and laugh right in front of all his subordinates. 

kaeya makes YOU blush, not the other way around, okay?

— thoma — 

he’s usually the one waiting on others hand and foot so when you do something so domestic and thoughtful for him, his pretty green eyes positively SPARKLE. 

the brightest smile spreads across his face along with the swath of pink that stretches from one cheek to the other.

immediately wants to make something for you too. 

he insists! 

so you sit and watch him whip something up for you in the kamisato kitchen, your chin resting in your palms wondering how you got so lucky to marry the sweetest man in all of teyvat.

he packs both your lunches and leads you outside and finds the prettiest sakura tree to sit beneath while you enjoy your meals together. 

— zhongli — 

he’s touched, but it takes a lot more than bringing him food or referring to him as your husband to fluster the former archon.

if anything, he barely suppresses a smirk - satisfied with the pride in your voice when you call him “husband”.

he stands from his desk and steps out of his office to greet you in the funeral parlor’s lobby, shoulders back and head held high because he’s quietly proud of you too.

“my darling love…” he starts, seeing the delicious meal that he could smell from his office. “you truly shouldn’t have…”

“but i wanted to,” you say shyly as he leans in to leave a quick peck on your cheek.

“will you be joining me?” he asks, hopeful.

“oh, this is just for you, dear. i didn’t bring any for myself. i thought you might be too busy...”

“then i’ll share with you, my love,” he insists, offering you his arm, which you take with a smile and let him lead you back to his office.

— tighnari (bonus) — 

a handful of forest rangers are standing on the dock near tighnari’s hut when you flash them a quick smile before heading past them towards your husband’s office.

one of them stops you. “ma’am, you can’t just walk into the chief officer’s-”

you laugh sweetly and wave him off. “i can do a lot more than you think i can…”

it is at that moment that the rangers stiffen as their officer steps out with a stern expression on his face.

his multi-colored eyes are fixed and serious, but as a rosy heat rises to his pale cheeks you swear you hear a snicker from his group of subordinates.

you walk up to where tighnari is holding one of the giant leaf flaps open in the doorway and give him a quick little peck on the cheek.

that sends the angry blush all the way to the insides of his perked ears.

he dismisses the rangers as you walk past him and into his office like it’s your second home.

his watchful eyes follow his rangers as they disperse before he lowers the leaf flap to join you within.

he sniffs at the air. “wait. did you…?”

you simply nod with a pleased smile as you set the frond-wrapped box down on his desk. you’d made his favorite: forest watcher’s choice, rife with various (non-poisonous) mushrooms that you know he finds most delicious.

nari rounds his desk to join you and puts a gloved hand on the small of your back as he leans in and kisses your temple, ear twitching and tail wisping behind him.

“thank you, love. you’re too good to me,” he muses.

[megistusdiary]

I have to be honest I never really thought of hybrid women but I did think about hybrid men 🔥

-💧S

i hear you. personally, i'm just a wrio and zhongli girl so...wolf!wrio and dragon!zhongli. gg ez wp

i think i wrote werewolf!wrio a while back. see? always on the brain. but like...

wolf!wrio who leaves bitemarks on your shoulders/thighs and claw indents on your thighs. scratch his ears and chin to watch his tail wag rapidly in excitement. be careful, though. too much, and you'll find yourself pinned beneath him.

dragon!zhongli who leaves a deep mark on your shoulder from his bite. just a symbol of his love for you ♡ he loves when you touch the scales on his skin and tail, but especially his horns. you can use them to keep a good grip while he takes care of you

[yxstxrdrxxm]

MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ 🐰 ANON ].

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... The app didn't glitch, right?

Oh thank god. Okay, going back to my script... Ahem.

ZHONGLI has tastes when it comes to dating and especially with people he wants to be with. Although there are some that came close, you were one of the few that caught his eye.

He enjoys seeing the process you have with literature and art, especially with poetry. Sometimes, you may even hear him talk about the past of certain words and names, even things you added and the individuals you mentioned fleetingly.

ZHONGLI enjoys deep conversations, and sometimes you may even talk to him about the most mundane things and what their origin is. Although, the most you'd get from him is his documentary-like discussions on the past of art, and the artists.

As a professor and historian, ZHONGLI enjoys trying new things, but is there to keep an eye on you and keep you safe.

...

Although, I will admit that he does see most of his matches as simply platonic. If you're fine with that, then that'll be great. After all, he's still waiting for the right one for him.

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[kissesforsatoru]

Now hear me out once more because i have something to add to the mafia boss tartag

What if the rivaling company who kidnaped us was zhongli's company.

tw. death/murder

i am having sm brainrot omg.

okay but, what if they’re yandere rivals too—like both of them going after the same darling? that would honestly be one of the most interesting things to watch play out.

just imagine two mafia bosses fighting for your love and affection, but in the most twisted way possible. poor darlings probably scared witless having all this scary men after them. and these men are wrapped around their finger without them even knowing it.

but if they weren’t rivals, i wholeheartedly believe childe would try to kill zhongli. even if he respects zhongli to some extent, you are his one and only weakness, and the light of his life—absolutely nobody is excused from hurting or taking you away from him.

[14dayswithyou]

Saw that gamer!Mc who simp for characters. Now I'm stuck on Mc reading something spicy containing them and Ren catching us. Cue the insane jealousy as Ren fucks us the exact same way as the fanfic describes but better

✦゜ANSWERED: He'd show up to your apartment wearing a cosplay of that specific character, before rearranging your insides with his massive— /playdead

"Reading it is one thing, but feeling it?" His breath is hot on your ear as one of his hands trails up your thigh, idly playing with the zipper of your jeans before continuing, "Totally different, right?"

He barely leaves you enough room to answer before his fingers slip past the waistband of your underwear and travel lower. "…Care to remind me just how they fucked you?"

[bbiemochi]

Hello! Could you do some hcs on how Diluc, Zhongli, and Itto (if you write for girls, maybe Yoimiya or Hu Tao as well) reacting to a s/o who has a lot of pets? Like, they just have a whole dang zoo in their house. Thanks and have a beautiful day!

𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚠 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚗 | various genshin characters

[an]: hello, sweetheart <3 ! tysm for requesting! (*^ω^*) when i saw this request my mind literally started to browse for title inspos and this was the best shot i could find :,} either way, thank u for the wait! also! don’t worry, i do one shots for girls as well since i’m a bisexual ^o^

summary: two words of why they love you. animal lover. the most sweetest animal lover they could ever meet. yet they didn’t expect you to be quite the collector…

pairing: diluc, zhongli, itto, hu tao, & yoimiya x g/n!reader! [ separated ! ]

genre: fluff! (small comedy added)

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diluc

• his first thought was: oh my archons, this person loves animals so much how lovely of them.

• however, when he saw you owning a lot of animals more than he expected, diluc was a little surprised ^^’

• but he won’t judge! don’t worry!

• my man’s not like that

• he offers you small help from him to take care of your animals, and you happily agreed! you did love him after all <33

• from time to time he would visit your place with presents for your pets. some food, toys, good health products for them, etc.

• he just really helps out TT <33

• news flash! your animals really like him! \(//∇//)\

• even the naughty cats you kept have an attachment towards your boyfriend ^^’ now they kinda won’t let him go…

• he didn’t even try

• you didn’t expect him to also be good with animals

• well he did own a pet tortoise when he was young, so where’s the surprise?

• “wait, which one of them is winter? there are literally two white cats in here.”

• “winter is the one with pure blue eyes and he’s a boy. snowy is the one with heterochromia, and she’s a girl.”

• is a little confused with all their names but don’t worry he’s got the spirit!

• once he’s now used to the atmosphere in your place, he finds it quite comforting with your pets. sorta like his stress reliever

• of course, you were his main comfort <3 his home <3

• it was like you guys were one big happy family with your pets as your children :,} <33

• now all that’s left is an offspri���

zhongli

• the former geo archon quite knew you got to at least have one or two pets.

• but boy did he not expect a whole family of them

• the first time he sees you own a lot of pet animals, he was calm. stoic as always.

• he wore a small smile on his face, and gently pet one of them.

• zhongli was just happy you were comfortable with this lifestyle :)

• he would question if you were able to work everyday properly without these guys distracting

• and of course, you said yes ^^ the animals weren’t really a bother, and besides they were a comfort zone for you !

• taking care of them is your sanctuary

• surprisingly your pets were surrounded all over like he was some sort of animal magnet

• “they really seem to like you a lot already, zhongli.”

• “hmm..”

• it’s not something you should think about, old man, you’re literally still an archon 👹

• he’s familiar of how to do proper animal care, bet on that

• although he’s not an animal person himself, zhongli promises that he’ll try to be familiar with each of your pets in your home so that he could help you out sometimes if he’s not busy :)

• “these little creatures were once seen thousands of years ago…” aw shit, here we go again

• would probably tell you the history of each animal in your home without a question

• it wasn’t like you were complaining, in fact it was quite funny ToT

• never the less, the animals enjoyed your lover’s company, and that was all that matters for you <3 :,}

itto

• THE NUMERO UNO LOVESSS YOUR PASSION FOR ANIMALS >;DD

• IN FACT HE’S YOUR NUMBER 1 SUPPORTER ALONG WITH HIS BOYS + KUKI SHINOBU

• HE PROMISES YOU HE WOULD SHARE HIS LOVE FOR U AND YOUR PETS

• HE WAS ALSO HAPPY WHEN HE SAW YOU STILL TAKING CARE OF THE ONIKUBUTO HE GAVE YOU A LONG TIME AGO <33

• PROBLEM WAS:

• half of your pets hate him

• :,}

• OUR BOY DIDN’T DO ANYTHING ToT

• some of them like him tho don’t worry :,}

• he got some scratches from the cats bUT HEY HE’S ALRIGHT

• kuki told u he came crying to her bcuz some of ur pets don’t like him :((

• he declined that happening (even if it did)

• EVEN IF HALF OF YOUR PETS HATED HIM, HE STILL VISITS TO INCREASE HIS FRIENDSHIP TO THEM

• it was a long way but not too long

• BECAUSE ONE DAY: the cat that scratched him finally started to like the oni!

• success!

• he continued doing this until all the animals were used by his presence

• you were so proud of him :,} <3

• in the end, they all liked itto ^o^

hu tao

• oya? >:D

• her s/o with a ton of pets?

• now she was a fan

• at first when she saw the jungle inside of your home, hu tao was a little bamboozled

• BUT SHE LOVED IT AFTERWARDS DON’T WORRY :DD

• thing was your pets were afraid of the wangsheng director

• can’t blame them tho

• the girl almost carries that floating ghost around her all the time

• “in case one of your pets die, i guess the wangsheng funeral parlor accepts animal burying.”

• she apologized a lot after saying that

• NEVERTHELESS

• when she visits your place, there were these two new born kittens in your house that she would walk towards to all the time ^^

• she’d tell a horror story sometimes (which freaked some of your pets out, including the small crimson foxes who loved laying on your lap for head pats).

• her favorite part of your place was the kittens and the weasels you kept!

• “aya, looks like they’re still afraid to come close to me :(”

• “that’s because you keep scaring them, hu tao :{”

• she’s sorry :{ can’t help it

• but you still love her <33 it’s alright, hu tao—the animals will grow one day loving you

yoimiya

• :DDDD

• CUTIEEEEE !!

• yoimiya aDORESS how many pets you had !

• she was just this rush of energy when she saw so many adorable animals lying over your place!

• and she was even more happier when your animals liked her back!

• 🎉🎉🎉

• every. single. day. she would visit your place to see you and these adorable little creatures ToT

• she was goddamn surprised to see a bake-danuki living in your place like how in the world are that good? 😥

• very caring towards your pets!

• she even made sure each animal is comfortable in their own way in order for them not to relax negatively

• whenever you two cuddle, these two weasels would suddenly squeeze between you two ToT

• she wasn’t mad or irritated she was actually even more happy!

• “haha! you two wanna cuddle as well? alright then!”

• if you just kiss her forehead she would melt and forget about the weasels in front <33

• she asks if your animals saw fireworks before and you immediately said yes a lot of times in order to avoid the girl to set up another firework party in your area ^^’

• getting scolded by the tengu would be the last thing you’d want :,)

• “but y/n~ :((”

• “maybe next time when there’s a special occasion?” ^^’

• ily yoi dw <33

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a/n: after writing this i immediately went and search for my cat/srs

request: opened!

[maehemthemisfit]

No thoughts, head empty, just xiao feeding nymph reader almond tofu bc you don't know what it is. In return you give him the best berries from the forest <3 ☂️

Wwwhhb just imagine him curtly presenting you the dish while looking away and nymph reader just has to :0 look to them, wondering what it is

He mumbles something about the food being his favorite and you kindly a accept it

Que Xiao walking back with a stockpile of berries and Zhongli is like *sips tea* ☕ "and when I think I've seen it all..."

He's lowkey struggling to carry all of them without dropping any, please help him 😭

[p-antomime]

A book i think made for you

PLS WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS TO ME, I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED WRITING A PIECE WITH MERMAN!CHILDE AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I OPEN TUMBLR??? stawp exposing me!!!1!1!

[pwurrz]

hi pawpad i think i’m late but happy birthday‼️‼️ anyway do you have any obscure zhongchi headcanons? like oddly specific stuff

ayyy it’s ok time isn’t real anyways. thankies hehe

hm oddly specific stuff huh?

in more relaxed settings where zhongli can show his dragon features (like at home or in the traveller’s teapot) zhongli will wag his tail like a happy dog whenever he sees childe it’s very shameless but also very cute so no one really cares (except childe childe loves it and wishes zhongli could show his tail all the time)

childe is slowly getting zhongli more used to fish and aquatic creatures through use of his vision. he’ll make little fish like kokomi and let them swim around zhongli. he’s even gotten to the point where he’ll let a little hydro slug (made by childe ofc) sit on his hand for a short while before he nopes out!! childe is very proud of him (even if he can’t stand the smell yet)

zhongli’s adeptal features and geo veins glow in the dark which is convenient because childe is lowkey afraid of the dark after his trip to the abyss. when childe gets panicky he’ll calm down by holding zhongli’s hand and trace the veins of gold running up his arms

zhongli and childe are like. that weirdly touchy couple that are literally always touching each other in some way and people think they might get tired of it but?? childe is very touch starved and craves affection and physical touch is very important to zhongli. he doesn’t exactly know why but it feels right in his dragon heart to hold his lover close. he’s very appreciative of childe’s tummy window because of this

adding onto the last one a bit childe’s tummy is really sensitive so when zhongli started showing affection by slipping his hand up his shirt childe’s body was kinda like ‘uhhh red alert someone is touching a vital area!!!’ and he kinda froze up the first few times?? he’s a warrior so he definitely wasn’t used to someone touching that area but. zhongli is really gentle bc ofc he is and overtime childe not only got used to it but also started to really like it. like to the point where when zhongli does his now well known routine of hugging him from behind and slipping his hands under his shirt he just kinda melts into it. he likes tummy rubs basically <3

[moraxsthrone]

If Zhongli tries to move his tail away so his partner will be comfortable, you bet his lover's gonna be super pouty and start whining in their sleep. Tossing and turning as they try to search for his tail to cuddle

omggg YESSS, FACTS! ooh BIG BRAIN BIG BRAIN!! fuuuck this is so cute PLEASE!

and poor zhongli had probably just closed his eyes and was about to fall back asleep when you roll over sleep-searching for his tail again. and his eyes just slowly open, a deadpan expression on his face as he stares up at the ceiling resenting his own damn tail. BUTBUTBUT THENNNN he starts flicking the floofy tip, tickling your face with it in an effort to get you to roll back over and cling to his chest again. and if that doesn't work, he finally rolls over and big spoons you while you big spoon his tail with a contented smile on your sleepy face. honestly, in the end, he doesn't really mind. he's just happy that you love every single inch of him. and i mean every inch.

LSDDFKLSDKJHSDKLFHDS to be asleep in bed, cradled between zhongli and his perfect tail. gahhh he's so protective I'M CRYINNNGGG!

[thesparklingwriter]

hello! im not sure if what im abt to request is not against ur rules but;

may i request where zhongli is unconsciously nesting(because he dragon hehe) for his pregnant wife and his wife is just 🧍🏻‍♀️only started showing and when she asked what’s zhongli is doing and he’s just like…

“why of course preparing a space and stuffs for the baby.” And he’d just have this excited smile on his face

:(

thank youu! feel free to ignore if its uncomfortable for you <3

Read the fic here!

Hello!! omg this is so cute I’m literally crying rainbows and puppies rn I can’t not do this lmao

I am a sucker for family man zhongli so I will get onto that asap ^^ thank you for gracing my inbox with this

[yxstxrdrxxm]

MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ @tearsofbebe ].

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Although you may sound rude (or probably blunt), ZHONGLI is definitely someone that can deal with it and help you simmer your rude comments. It can be very difficult, but hey, he's managed to deal with it.

Honestly, ZHONGLI finds it a bit ironic. He finds that your personality with his matches in a way that you two bounce each other out. While you may be honest and a bit impulsive, he finds himself trying to find words to keep things light and reminds you of things he himself wouldn't think of doing.

The one thing that he'd find amusing is how you'd outright call him out for his spending habits. After all, your friend isn't as good with money, so it comes out.

(Even if you regret it, ZHONGLI thinks its a nice gesture and gets something that he thinks you'll enjoy.)

What's ironic is how you seem to fear the ocean, since he could see why. If you asked him, though, he is indifferent to it, but doesn't enjoy it as much as the others, especially Childe. You'd find ZHONGLI to be more of traversing on land than sea, and he wasn't going to take the chance unless it was necessary.

Unfortunately, though, ZHONGLI will see you as a platonic match. He doesn't really see your relationship going past platonic feelings, and is more than happy to be the 'dad' friend, so to speak. At least with that matter, you can be sure that he wouldn't try to take any moves and help you with any men you may like in the future!

Do inform him when you need his help, though. He doesn't like seeing his friends hurt... Not after everything he's endured all those years ago.

[ END OF PROFILE. ]

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[telemi]

TEL HIIII idk if you remember me but it's lena (user kazucafe) !!!! i deactivated for like over a year TTT

also how are youu !!!!!!

HIII LENA im doing gooddd just busy with school and stuff 🥲 HBU??

[lavandermin]

Hey there!! Just wanna say that ode to a lost wind is one of the MOST delicious, divine, splendid, and magnificent fanfic i've ever encountered in my years of enjoying the internet lol.

I've been re-reading that fic A LOT for the past 2 years(?), i truly hope you'll write a continuation! But if you don't, i don't mind reading it again for the 13738th time to quench my thirst!!

Thank you for posting such wonderful works <3

excuse me while I go cry in a little corner over how sweet this message is 🥺💗 I’m happy to know some of my fics are still revisited even though I’ve been a little too busy to post much

Ode to a Lost Wind is probably one of my favorite fics I’ve done. It’s definitely going to have a continuation ^^ the wip has been sitting at about 4k words for some time since I have a really bad writers block plus 3 jobs ^^; it’ll see the light of day sometime soon along with my other wips!

Just for you, anon, here’s a little snippet 💗💗

[kantostarter]

—I hope today too shall be prosperous.

📼: Zhongli ➢ set of 3 autumn-themed layouts.

📼: raffle prize for @x-resonacewaves-x!

don’t use unless you’re him! 

[maehemthemisfit]

*Thinking about writing a Zhongli fic but 9/10 it’s going to turn out angst instead of fluff*

We can never win. We can never be happy. We can never be fluff

WHY

I'll still read it tho... BUT WHY

At least angst with a happy ending??