So my bf really loves Blade Runner and I was rewatching for like the 100th time with him and I said they should totally make a MUSICAL version? And he said that the Goldbergs already did????? So I watched the episode and honestly not to be rude, but I figured I could MAYBE do better.
So this is it. This is my attempt at:
Blade Runner: The Musical
I'm a Blade Runner
I was in retirement
Just trying to enjoy my noodles
Then my boy Bryant
Called me into his office to say
I'm un-retirement
I said, "my dude, you delululoodles."
He laughed in my face
Said, "ill see you soon-oodles"
I'm a Blade Runner
I got in my spaceship
Mumbling, "oh shit,
here we go again"
Now I'm trying
Not to get killed
Trying to kill some replicants
And this cute one got some implants
Memories
Bro was talking about memories
It's psychopathic, honestly
Cuz they're all human
Got me thinking, "am i is a human"
I'm a Blade Runner
I get they had to kill their creator
Because dude was kinda a hater
Even tho he thought he was mad dashing
But why did they have to kill my boy J.F. Sebastian
He was innocent
And he made his own friends
He would've helped them until the end
Cuz he's a true gent
Roy was a bit of a douche for that
I'm kinda glad he stuck that nail through his hand
I'm a Blade Runner
Pris honestly could've lived
If she hadn't bothered to pump out a few flips
I mean what the hell was that
She could've just killed me
and gotten it over with
Instead Roy had to settle
For kissing his dead lover on the lips
Bestie just wasn't thinking
It all started when she put on that crusty ass wig
I'm a Blade Runner
I'm zoomin in my lil spaceship
Trying not to die
This dude crying
After he saved my life
Saying these moments will be lost in time
Like tears in rain
Would I have done the same
What is there to gain
I just came out of retirement
To kill beings that have my same desirements
I'm a Blade Runner
They just want a longer lifespan
They don't want to die
Is that really a crime
Excusing the fact they kill people
Was it really their time?
They run away from me because they're scared
They feel fear
If only I stopped killing long enough to hear
If only I stopped killing long enough to listen
Instead of going around, aggressively kissing em
I'm a Blade Runner
and I'm beginning to regret my decisions
Why did I listen to Bryant?
If I said I wasn't in love with Rachael
then I'd be lying
Now we're running away together
Trying to start a new life
She's just as human as me
More human than I could ever be
She's got all these fake memories
I'm about to give her real ones of WE
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Therefore We Are - a Blade Runner fanfic
It's a prequel about the lives of the Replicants from the movie. Plus a few OCs. I am writing together with @sharonz-arty-corner03
Summary:
The Tyrell Corporation brought about the Nexus 6 Replicant as the promised solution to humanity’s problems.
Unique to themselves and yet the same to everyone else, these feats of genetic engineering knew no limits save those imposed by their masters.
They lived, they worked, they died holding up the colonies' ecosystem as just another cog or wire in the endless machine of life.
Until a group of Replicants—led by one ROY BATTY—decided that they too had thoughts, and relationships and destinies.
This was not called conscience. It was called malfunction.
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I'm here to send a lot of love and appreciation to the lovely @zhoras-bitch , who makes wonderful and creative edits and always has great takes on books and characters. She is also kind and supportive. It's such a pleasure to have met her again in this fandom, after we endured the loss of the other one.
Thank you for being here and making this community better! 💜
@zhoras-bitch
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