*coughs*
Kaguya: He better keep away from MY Houtaro. *tightly wraps arms around Houtaro*
Houtaro: *sighs*
Rider's reactions?
Emu: Excuse me, your Houtaro?! He's not your anything! Neither of you have claim on him!
Shinnosuke: *sighs* You're really asking to die an early death, aren't you.
Touma: I'd suggest both of you start running because y'all just broke Rider Rule # 1... Don't piss Mama Emu off
Needless to say, RIP to those two unworthy simps
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Kind of charmed that the answer to "Why is Zukyumpire draining people's life energy?" is just "He's kinda dumb, man. This mouse-brained dunceboy doesn't realise that the 100% correlation of his make-people-love-me thing and people getting extremely sickly and frail is actually causation."
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NEW MAJADE FORM WOOOOOOOO
Oh, wait, uhhhhhh there's a Zukyumpire planning to nuke us all. That's not very good, is it?
Spoilers, I guess...
-He's Gotchanko get on on outta here!
-Angecopter Angecopteeeeeer!
-Very ineffective.
-Y'know, good on her Clotho being satisfied with her work, that's all we can really ask out of someone :)
-Oh hello, Yua-san
-That was your name, right?
-Moondoggie...
-Love Nuke!
-World peace, by the benevolent anime incubus boy.
-Classic Chemies for ya.
-The best little guys....
-"No, that can't be~! Haha... Hah..."
-What a jerk.
-Prince....
-Laugh and smile... it's your God given right!
-What a gentleman....
-No malice... just despair.
-Help us, Triceratops-sized spider!
-Clotho with the chains!
-I admit, quite a genius plan.
-"Pay close attention to why I place the High Alchemis Ring on my middle finger. It's for situations such as this."
-Gotcha~!
-Three-Headed Sleeper! MoonCerberus!
-I absolutely approve, what a gorgeous form.
-Hot damn, Rinne! Instant beatdown!
-One of my favorite things about Gotchard so far is that even with all the various "super" forms Hotaro accrues, they're not treated as be-all end-all solutions. They all have clear-cut advantages and disadvantages. The Fire Forms all have the danger of overheating and being dangerously fast, while the Level 10 Chemy forms are more specialized. Nothing's really become "obsolete" thus far, which I can appreciate.
-There's still a chance for you, Zukyumpire :)
-Be freeeeee!
-"My power... is yours to take!"
-Gotchaaaaa!
-Zukyun~!
-Foe Clotho is immobilized by love!
-Freeeeeed~!
-Oh, he can speak inside the card!
-Fun!
-Damn! Ten thousand Rider Kicks in one second.
-Hoooo
-GOTCHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
-Clotho goes off.
-Sabeliger...
-Go on home, affection.
-"Wanna be pals? :)"
-Yay~!
-NOOO-
-:)
-"Oh, who cares..."
-Oh boy, new Dread form.
-"If you kill the unicorn, I'm going to slowly pull out your fingernails with hedge clippers."
-He spilled his blue sky meth everywhere.
-Hot damn, even Hopper1's under his spell!
-It's okay Renge. ...a lot of us did too.
-Awwwwww, Sabi :)
-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, Yua-san~!
-Oh, you must be the guy.
-That ain't gonna work, dude.
-Yeaaaaaaah! Be free!
-I hope we get a release for Zukyumpire's image song.
-Oh????
-This is that famous Iron Gotchard I've heard so much about.
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GotchardCast and Riders react to...
Zukyumpire and Kaguya: *intense stand-off* He's mine...
Houtaro: Help me... please.
Bet on which one Hopper-1 attacks first
Which is a trick question because Hopper-1 attacks them both simultaneously by somehow grabbing a hose attached to a pressure washer and blasting them with it
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