#not bnha

[henwoof]

Something about the drama of the Twitter blue check mark made me think of the Dr Seuss The Sneetches book, and I find the comparison hilarious

For context, the story goes having a star on your belly made you cool, but then a guy with a machine made it so you could pay him and add a star to your belly. So all the starless sneetches bought the star, but then since they weren’t exclusive anymore, all the star sneetches wanted to get rid of their star to be cool and starless, and the guy with a machine would do that for money. This happened a few times until no one knew who was original what and they all became friends and learned a lesson about the pointlessness of the stars and being scammed out of money.

Also I haven’t read the book since I was like 7 so the story could be totally off :)

[hkartincolor]

Caesar and Cleopatra on the cover of Volume 3 of Shueisha's 100th Anniversary Educational Manga World History drawn by Horikoshi

[awake-my-oceans]

Do you know what quietly devastates me? It’s the fact as soon as the traveler is awake to register that their twin isn’t here, before anything else they do in Teyvat…

…they stay exactly where they are, because the fact that their twin isn’t here means their twin has got to be searching for them if at all capable of it.

They stay put, for two months—sixty days—one-thousand-four-hundred-and-forty hours—because it’s easiest to find someone when the lost person stay put. The traveler doesn’t even attempt to travel until well past the time it’s clear that this world is horribly different. This world, their twin isn’t coming back. This world, they—the lost and disoriented sibling—are the one who must find their twin.

We have always had enough time. Always, before now. Always, until Teyvat. But now they have stayed at this lakeshore two entire months, and there has been nothing. Their twin is gone, and time is in free-fall.

Welcome to Teyvat.

[writersmorgue]

Thank you for the wonderful @asmeesh for letting me commission this little turdleduckling 💕🐢🦆

Do not repost. Original flash is on the artist’s profile! Please check them out!!

[moodyvoid]

One day we’re all gonna look back on this and reminisce fondly on boopin’ tf out of each other 🩷

[todomitoukei]

quickly rising from the dead for any aot fans following me to share my three favorite moments from the attack fes today:

-At the end of the event when all the voice actors got to introduce themselves and share their feelings, Sasha's voice actress pulled out a potato out of nowhere. I love her.

-Mikasa's VA asked Eren's VA to change and perform the final line so instead of her saying itterasshai (see you later), Eren said tadaima (I'm home) and Mikasa responded with okaeri (Welcome Back). Everyone cried.

-Eren's VA said the story doesn't end if we just keep rereading and rewatching it. Just as in denial as the rest of us that's why everyone loves him.

Back to the grave now because I will never emotionally recover from this experience

[punkbakugo]

nanami dead wife moment

[thetrashywritingwitch]

FREE PALESTINE!!!

I wholly support the Palestinian resistance forces and those fighting against the Israeli occupied state. Yeah yeah no politics whatever my blog my rules and no pro-Israel bullshit allowed 😘

[class1akids]

Frieren illustration by Noriko Morishima x

[matchaizuku]

i’ve started watching spy x family and i hate loid forger so much. why is he everything i could want in a man? i want to bite him

[camgirlkaminari]

you MEAN thing

[midoriyas-wifey]

d-doing a face mask and skincare routine on nanami. put some cooling packs or cucumbers over his eyes, you know he’s so tired from work 😞. he just sighs in relief as you smear the cool cream across his face. nanami knows this is love, and he knows with full certainty that he’d do anything to preserve it. he cracks his eyes open to peer at you for only a second before he hears you fuss,

“Kento! don’t open your eyes, the serum will sting them!”

he sighs, closing his tired eyes once more. this must be what heaven feels like.

[hkartincolor]

Old Marvel art by Horikoshi

[awake-my-oceans]

…Tighnari has a rough, weird go of it during the Sumeru Archon Quest

so first Cyno completely vanishes and the Akademiya is being sus about that on top of their being sus about their secret Grand Project they’re pressuring you to join

his mentor keeps sending him letters encouraging him to join the project but the letters are out of character, so something’s Up

then Collei’s health takes a turn for the worst

then this traveler shows up and immediately passes out from one whiff of meditation incense, establishes an accidental, perfect connection with Irminsul and hears “world forget me” without going mad, then wakes up like nothing’s weird. so like. you tell them nothing’s weird but insist they stick around for a bit for observation

they seem ok. deeply weird, but ok. hey at least we can pawn off this old Akasha terminal on them

then Sumeru City goes strange for a moment, like. no one allowed in or out of the city, there’s kinda radio silence from the city, and you hear rumors that a lot of people relapsed on a lot of health conditions out of nowhere

now Haypasia just went mad from “world forget you” so like. there are a lot of concerning things happening all at once. you help where you can, you go to Haypasia and she’s. a very different flavor of mad than the other scholars. it might mean it’s curable! but what is happening no really plz

Dottore comes back and apparently the Akademiya has allied with him despite everything about research ethics, Dottore tries to kill the traveler and does kill Katheryne, and then things get Weird. in the aftermath it’s explained that actually the absent Dendro Archon is trapped, not absent, she was possessing the traveler for a bit, the traveler was in the body of the Archon for a bit, no one thinks any of this is odd, and apparently now the traveler’s headed out.

radio silence for a bit but that’s not comforting

Dottore comes to demand request custody of Haypasia and he hardly has a good track record here. you manage to say no, knowing there are good odds that Dottore will kill you later over this

the traveler’s back! oh also the Akademiya is creating a new, mechanical god whose lightning strikes almost kill you but it’s fine, as in “it’s not fine but there are bigger problems, just go” also apparently Cyno self-exiled from the Akademiya?? also the traveler was talking to the mechanical god for a while. weirder things have, unfortunately, happened.

you definitely do not get the full story of what happens next, but there’s a group-effort jailbreak for the Dendro Archon, who relieves the relevant sages of duty and also retires the Akasha. also all Eleazar is healed, and the traveler’s acting all twitchy and sad for some reason (Rukkedevatah). this is frightening, because you have seen the traveler take a lot in stride. but no one is offering explanations so you’re just. letting them know you’re a good listener if they need to talk but plz let me sleep for a solid 12 hours first—

also apparently the Dendro Archon decided to put Alhaitham in charge of the whole Akademiya and got him to not only accept the job but do a good job, which is amazingly funny and almost enough to justify this whole traumatic experience

[writersmorgue]

You know I love to rub it in like lotion 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

[moodyvoid]

Imagine an artist and a vampire fall in love and the vampire can’t see their own reflection or their image in pictures, so they never really know what they look like so the artist surprises them with a painting of their portrait okay bye