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sorry can’t talk i’m too busy romanticizing vampirism

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This has to be the most beautiful thing one can say about a person

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one of the craziest things to me about Lestat in the books is that Louis is the only age-appropriate relationship he has. everyone else is either way older (and looks younger, in Armand's case) or way younger and looks older (in the Body Thief).

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the dropouttv sets are turning into an elaborate mansion, especially with the study/library (for smartypants) and the parlor room. the kitchen is obv the set of gastronauts. The bedroom is Monet's slumber party set (maybe the whole house is hers).

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Let's not forget Lestat's "You've been the slave of everything that ever claimed you."

I mean the Children of Darkness killed his daddy vampire and he immediately joined their cult! Armand has a method!

Hey remember how after Lestat upturned Armand's life by destroying the Children of Darkness coven, Armand made out with him and became obsessed with him? And how after Louis slaughtered his next coven and burned the Theatre des Vampires, Armand married him for 77 years? Wow I wonder how he took Daniel destroying his marriage and getting him kicked out of his posh penthouse in Dubai?

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thinking about Devil's Minion now that I've actually read it and I am so curious how AMC is gonna explain Daniel's turning! Did the affair happen when Daniel was still young, and then Armand was like no you need to forget me and live your life? If so, why wouldn't the Talamasca have pictures of them together? And if their whole past really was just the week in San Francisco, did Armand really turn Daniel out of spite and not love? Cuz in the books it's love but that is not the vibe I'm getting from Daniel in the AMC series. In the books all Daniel wants is eternal life and lots of kisses from Armand! He's such a loverboy loser boyfriend! But in this series he's an award winning journalist! Was the comment about Armand being an asshole just Molloy-code for "love of my life"? Ugh I need the script. on my desk. this morning.

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I had a vision. I'm sorry.

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HE'S FROM JERSEY, BABY!!!

Murph truly is the one.

He was born to be on stage.

His stage presence is unbelievable, genuinely Murph is my favourite intrepid hero because of how much he loves to perform.

It's like the stage fuels his essence, it's genuinely amazing.

Photo credit: @gumbyisforlovers

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Kugrash voice:

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it's time to admit that before I started watching iwtv I thought Daniel Molloy was a couples' therapist for Armand and Louis. all the clips I saw really led me to believe in that dynamic.

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literally love this comment so much i want to frame it

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is he ok

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I swear I looked away for a second and murph was on the ground. he rlly was the main character last night

Pro wrestling at gauntlet at the garden

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Sold out Madison square garden show cheering for the concept of a dragon burning cryptobros alive on wall street tonight

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he was so giddy walking up to Murph too

wow

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My favorite moments from Gauntlet at the Garden

spoilers ahoy!

Brennan kissing Murph

Lou KO-ing Murph WWE Style to stall for time (and everyone going along with the bit)

Gilear punching Kalvaxus after the business dragon was turned into a burnt rat (and Sophie asking if his spouse left him too)

The whole “business dragon who comes from old money” bit

Ally asking to use fireball but with lightning damage so they could use the sparks SFX

Misty Moore scatting over the sugar plum fairy’s rendition of Tchaikovsky/nutcracker

The junk mother asking to be brought to New Jersey (GIVE HER TO US) 

All of Emily’s Staten Island fun facts 

K2 Moment bringing Kugrash back to life from the real world 

Ayda frickin Aguefort protecting Gilear from fire damage (“I'm gay as hell”)

Plug surgically altering Sophie Bikes to have a grenade launcher arm (and Kingston rolling medicine to see if this is all somehow above board; it was not.)

All of the PCs explaining how and why they can be considered Discarded to the junk mother (bonus points for Ricky saying he misses workouts and so his legs are a bit discarded)

The ART oh my gosh

Sophie and  Pete each going up to zero HP Kugrash and saying they love him but actually they can’t do any healing at all so they will be attacking the dragon.

The fire SFX scaring the shit out of Lou each time

Ricky/Zac’s face when Pete said there was Jäger in the camelback