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OML NO WAY MAGIC SODA ALSO LIKES JOJO AND COOKIE RUN AND HATES PROSHIPPERS OMG WERE GETTING MARRIED /p

BALLS

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Hear me out here- 🙁‼️ /srs

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Nah Bc if you touch this mf’s horns he just ✨melts✨

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There is a disturbing absence of bottom!kars content on this platform (I checked there is NONE) so I’m gonna change this because idgaf hate me all you want.

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ANYWAYS I MADE AN EAGLEBOSS BLOG GO FOLLOW IT ITS CALLED EAGLEBOSS

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I REGRET WRITING THE EAGLEBOSS FANFIC 💔💔💔

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REBLOG AND REPOST THIS ON ANY SOCIAL MEDIA OR ILL EAT YOUR TOES, THIS IS WAR!!!!!!

GUYS PLEASE REBLOG !!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT, DISCORD BOTS AND DEVS ARE INVADING OUR PRIVACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAGS ARE NOT RELATED, FOR REACH!!!!

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The Boss’ Bird 💗🤍

CW: NSFW, Kidnapping, Implied stalking, Yandere, Crackfic, Crackship, Bondage, Diavolo x Mighty Eagle 💀💀💀

FIC IS BELOW THE SONG, CAN THIS BE BIGGER THAN MORDETWI

It was a regular evening with Diavolo in his office, doing paperwork. He heard what sounded like a birds wings outside, flapping loudly… too loud to be any normal bird. Obviously alarmed, he went to investigate, and saw a large silhouette in the sky. This is where the noise was coming from, but before he knew it, the figure swooped towards him and knocked him out.

He woke up in a cave lodged in the peak of a mountain, being held by a massive, anthropomorphic eagle. The eagle’s face was red, making it clear he was aroused. Diavolo’s wrists and ankles were tied with red rope, and his mouth was covered with duct tape. It was then he knew what was happening, and that he was into it.

The bird laid him down in his large, luxurious nest that was lined with silk sheets. The eagle removed the duct tape gently, preventing Diavolo from feeling much pain. “Who are you!? Why am I here!?” Diavolo said, enraged. He began to struggle to hide his arousal. The bird smirked and said calmly “I am Mighty Eagle, but you can call me Ethan. You’re here because I love you, I know from all the times I’ve looked at you without you knowing. You might think I’m a creep but I am a sweet man Diavolo.”

Diavolo sat there, shocked but definitely not mad. His control of himself started to fade and his dick started to get hard. His face was red. Ethan smiled and said “Excited are we, I know you enjoy this.” Ethan untied Diavolo, who stretched his limbs and said “Yeah I-I guess I do…” He hid his face from Ethan, looking away from him.

Ethan kneeled down, leaning in on Diavolo and taking off his pants. “Wait Ethan- What are you-“ Before he could finish, his cock sprung free. Ethan leaned in even closer, carefully positioning his massive beak so it was just right. He then began to eat his ass.

Gently, Ethan used his tongue, licking and prodding in just the right spots. Diavolo was a moaning mess. Ethan’s maneuvers were so… hypnotizing. Diavolo grabbed onto Ethan’s feathery shoulders, knowing he was going to cum soon. Ethan picked up the pace, diving his tongue deeper. Diavolo was whining and moaning savagely, until finally, he came onto his chest.

Ethan moved his head away, and started lining up his fat eagle cock. “Wait, Ethan- What are you- Ah~” Diavolo yelped. Ethan put the tip of his cock into Diavolo’s ass, starting to gently thrust back and forth. His dick sliding in and out Diavolo, who was in absolute bliss. “Diavolo, I will kill for you. I love you…” Ethan said. This only made Diavolo more turned on. Ethan took one of his feathery hands and started jerking Diavolo off, while picking up his pace with railing him. Diavolo was whining, moaning, you name it. He was in love. Ethan began railing and jerking Diavolo off faster than ever before, until finally he slid out his dick and came onto Diavolo’s chest, Diavolo cumming onto his own chest as well.

Ethan laid down next to Diavolo down in his nest, they cuddled after a night of passionate love. Ethan might have been a little crazy, but Diavolo liked that about him. It was one thing they shared in common, even if Ethan was a bird…

Fin.

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I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE STARTED A NEW CRACKSHIP THAT IM TRYING TO GET BIGGER THAN MORDETWI, BEHOLD. EAGLEBOSS.

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THE CAT EMOJIS IM CRYINGGGGG 💀💀💀💀💀

k.,, killer queen being a normal cat for once? i imagine KQ just devolves when they see a laser pointer or cat toy

Hhhh I’m sorry this took so long I went on some strange uncreative burnout for like 6 years—

🐱Killer Queen🧨 decides to randomly keep you from your work

•You’ll be honest,,, He’s kinda cute,,, but kind of annoying—

•You were sitting down doing your work one day, and just when you were in your zone this mf said “🙈🐵🐱😻😸😽” and decided to get up real close to you and start purring n shit, distracting you

•you know that feeling when the bass from someone’s car radio or speaker is super deep and you feel it rumbling in your heart? Yeah that’s what KQ’s purr felt like because of how big he is—

•He also rubbed his head against your head and shoulders shampoo

•You kept trying to refocus because you love this big Great Dane of a cat, but the purring would not stop and his vibrating felt like a boombox

•This went on until you decided to tell him you had to work

•Instead of get sad or leave you alone, this little shit decides to up the loving a notch

•lol because who needs work anyways amiright???

•this mf said “🙀😺😼” and sat on your lap, put his arms around you, and put his head on yours this asshole—

•”KilLER QUEEN—“

•”purrrrrrr~ 😽😽😽”

•this kept going (because you couldn’t get up— nor could you even see your work he’s so fuckinnghg big) until Kira finally had enough because he could feel all of this, he dropped making dinner for this!

•”Ok what’s going on in here— ...”

•He then gives this look you honestly would’ve never expected from the man, genuine spite and jealousy

•jealousy, from Yoshikage fucking Kira

•So he calls back KQ, and outright says “That seat is reserved for me, thank you.”

•”HDGDYS WHAT—“

•”You’re lucky I have to finish dinner~”

•And now you’re left sitting there like 😳💦 unable to focus

•Needless to say an hour or 2 after dinner when you went back to your work he decided to distract you himself and sit in your lap, telling you to come to bed, asshole

•Is this the same guy???

💥🧨🐱

Ok so that part about sitting in your lap wasn’t supposed to be sexual, lol I’m sorry if makes you uncomfortable in any way I swear—

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I PERSONALLY BELIEVE IM BOTTOM!DIO SUPREMACY. THE LACK OF BOTTOM!DIO CONTENT ON THIS APP PERSONALLY DISGUSTS ME. 👺👺👺

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My simp list is a different breed

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WHOEVER MADE THIS I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE COLD

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EVERY FICTIONAL CHARACTER I SIMP FOR IS A BOTTOM YOU CANNOT ARGUE WITH ME IDC WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS MY HEADCANON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

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