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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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Gijinka Besties! 💜🖤
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Pros of re-reading your own fic
a good time;
Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;
Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;
just a very fun time all around.
Cons of re-reading your own fic:
Is that another TYpO
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#there are many but my top two#character’s friends/family suddenly don’t believe them about a thing#for no discernible reason#and that thing where two characters end up together at the end of a atory when they had fuck all build up#and you’re just left getting flashbanged bu a sudden romance that wasn’t there before#hate both those things#juat reads as shotty writting to me#polls#about me
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Happy (late) pride!!!
*_*🏳️🌈
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writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea
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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil
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Today I learned 3D animation is a horror show outside the camera's field of view.
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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
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me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance
me irl:
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today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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