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"You like this dick?"

"I mean... kinda."

He stops thrusting, furrowing his brow and looking down at you.

"What...?" You shrug.

"I mean, it's okay. You're not giving my clit any attention though, so that's a bummer."

He stares at you, blinking before he pulls his cock out and sits on his haunches.

"You... you're telling me you don't like having sex with me?"

"I didn't say that," you reply, sitting up on your elbows. "It's just... it's a little boring. You're really focused on yourself and that's a big snore."

"I..." He scoffs, shaking his head. "I can't believe you don't like having sex with me. Girls love having sex with me."

"Girls pretend they love to have sex with you." You tap his hip with your foot, making him look at you. "You're not irredeemable. You just need to be open to some direction."

He narrows his eyes.

"What kind of direction?"

You smirk.

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after DAYS of thinking, i disregarded everything i came up with and wrote this in like 30mins LMFAO / full version of this

cw: Illusions to babytrapping, grammer, age gaps, kind of dark reader

header by aquazero

You of course always knew that even after years together, a ring, house, a dog and even know a baby. That even though you're committed enough towards john to give up your freedom for him, you know he might be as committed to you.

Maybe it was the constant deployments, or maybe the feeling that you only had a ring due to familial pressure and the constant hinting that he would get from you.

No matter what it was it's clear now that maybe trying to keep someone who didn't want to be kept (at least by you) was an idea destined for failure, even more so when the key part of the idea included a baby.

John always made sure to be safe, he didn't care for children and that was something made obvious early on, regardless of how many years spent together even just the thought of having kids offput him, even more so with the knowledge that he spent more of his time working then anything else.

He wasn't exactly in his prime either, pushing his mid 40's was something that also contributed to your own thoughts, over the years you've seen friends and cousins start families, you could admit you felt envious.

Just seeing, holding, and babysitting the kids caused a dark sense of resentfulness to make it's way inside of you, you had seen many stories of girl's 'accidently' forgetting to take their birth control which resulted in pregnancies and love filled marriages.

At some point after your own birth control had seemed to 'slip' your mind, you had fully convinced yourself that it was healthier for your own body to stop taking it at all.

You of course didn't want john to know as the last time you had tried to convince him that birth control was bad for the body and that john "Probably couldn't produce kids anymore anyways."

He wasn't to excited to hear you reinforce his own insecurities of being to old for you, after that argument it took a little over a week of apologies, favors, and sex to make it up to him.

After the seed of a baby was planted inside your head, you stopped birth control and decided to not actively try and get pregnant but let nature take it's course, that course being condoms with tiny holes in them.

And when it finally happened, although you had to act devastated and as if your life had just been ruined, inside you were jumping for joy at the prospect of your little family of three, you know if only that had actually been the case.

If only you had seen the signs, the quietness from him as you talked about the life growing inside of you, the way his stuff slowly made it's way out of your house and into someone else's.

If only you had noticed his weird behavior before waking up one day three months into your pregnancy to john price and all of his things gone.

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The people have chosen, I’ll get to work

I’ve decided to make an actual ff abt my most recent concept but my dilemma is idk which guy to make be a deadbeat. So that leads me to this

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I’ve decided to make an actual ff abt my most recent concept but my dilemma is idk which guy to make be a deadbeat. So that leads me to this

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I know at some point I’m gonna have to put on my big girl pants and turn these concepts into actual stories…

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Another angsty 141 pregnancy concept from me cause I’m an evil mastermind.

Imagine you’re engaged to one of the 141 boys, you’ve been together for a few years then BOMB Pregnant. You make it to about 3 months into pregnancy then wake up and all his stuff is gone, naively you assume he got deployed and just didn’t tell you which is odd but hey whatever.

You don’t get any calls from him for about a week which should’ve been red flag number two but it’s red flag number one, you decide to take the initiative to ring him up only to figure out you’ve been blocked. Now you start freaking out, you check everything you have him on and even have a friend check and yup you have just been 100% ghosted(dumped? Idk.)

Now you have to figure out how to handle a baby, rent, bills, food and extra stuff with no father for your kid.

Signed,

Lex Luther reincarnation.

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Two words, poly!141 x surrogate!reader and make it angsty🙏, ik its more then two words but bare with me here.

BUT surrogate!reader hates kids, can’t stand them and is only doing this cause you needs money.

As for the boys they’re freshly retired after a long time of working, they’ve been in some sort of weird situation ship for years(it’s definitely not a healthy one either.) But they wanna make it work and turn it into something more then just casual sex, and what better way then to have a BABY.

Unfortunately for you though they don’t actually want a kid, they just like the idea of one so you know hopefully you won’t stick around to see how shitty they take care of this kid or worse maternal instincts kick in😦

Maybe they try to make you stay just a little while longer under the guides of “Not wanting to pay for artificial milk when we can get it straight from the source” but in reality they just wanna pin all the hard labor onto you while they get the fun stuff.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

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if u voted for trump, I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible, I do not want anything to do with you. Not only did you vote against basic human rights and equality, you decided rascism, homophobia, islamophobia, transphobia & misogynistic behavior wasn't a deal breaker. i do not want your follow or support ! thank you.

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My question is where are all the lovers to enemies, angst no fluff, bad ending aemond targaryen x velaryon!reader more specifically rhaenrya's heir and nrya is NOT a bad mother like a lot of writers like to make her seem like and let's not forget the little splash of other lovers (alys, Jace/cregan).