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Obligatory Les Amis lineup

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“We will not be turned around or interrupted by intimidation because we know our inaction and inertia will be the inheritance of the next generation.”

Wow.

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Hilda Season 2 (2020)

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DISNEY + TRIVIA

SLEEPING BEAUTY (1959) BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991) TREASURE PLANET (2002) FROZEN (2013) THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME (1996) HERCULES (1997) MOANA (2016) MULAN (1998) OLIVER & COMPANY (1988) ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001)

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asian americans saved romcoms. that’s all.

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mdc

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When I pass into the next world, then you will be the Morning and Evening Star.

The Prince of Egypt (1998) dir. B. Chapman, S. Hickner & S. Wells

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jess mariano being a bad boy big old softie with a nerdy heart

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Caleb: I’m here to force you guys into being my ghost boyband

Luke: I’ll have to ask Julie

Caleb: it’s not a cho-

Luke: she said no

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Spooky Season Mantra

Repeat after me, lapsed Catholic and European mythology student:

names have power and we don’t fuck with that

REPEAT IT

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the only thing funnier than aaron tveit being the only best actor nominee is the fact that he could still technically lose if less than 60% of the tony voters give him an affirmative vote. like omfg imagine... whoever presents that award during the ceremony opening up the envelope like “and the tony for best performance by an actor in a leading role in a musical goes to... no ❤️”

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Like if you prefer Batman as a tortured loner, Reblog if you prefer Batdad

I’m trying to prove a point to someone offline.

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Jason Todd

fan art

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Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey- when you’re the son of Poseidon, you don’t have to hurry.

a commission of the iconic TLO kiss scene for @beautifulinsanesanity! I channeled my middle school self who knew this part by heart for this one

WAIT OMG IT’S THE ANNIVERSARY OF THIS SCENE TOO!!!!! Happy birthday my boy

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Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost

The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction

The Dendera “lightbulb” is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity

We didn’t find “““copper wiring””” in the great pyramid either

Hatshepsut wasn’t transgender

The gods didn’t actually have animal heads

Hieroglyphs aren’t mysteriously magical; they’re just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)

The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasn’t homogeneous

Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are “there is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicity”