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Hey so what do you think Zhanna, Ms. Pauling, and Bidwell Would react to having a S/O that just can’t sleep one night and just stared at them while they were sleeping next to them in the same bed, how would they react waking up just to see there S/O staring at them In there sleep.

(Weird as hell I know)

Miss Pauling, Zhanna, and Bidwell waking up to their S/O staring hard.

A rare pair, or trio, rather.

Pauling would be asleep for 13 hours straight (she had a horrible, busy week) before finally waking up. Only to see your big, bleary eyes staring right back at her. Is.. is she dreaming?

She reaches over the nightstand for her glasses, and sure enough, it's you, staring right at her, in the same position you last were 13 hours ago.

She blinks, "How long were you awake?"

You don't even move an inch, "Long enough."

Pauling exhales quietly through her nose. You know what? Fair. You don't know it, but this is what she does too, every night. It's creepy as hell, but she can't afford a wink of sleep in her job, so she spends half her attention doing paperwork, and the other half watching you sleep.

"You're weird." She says. The hypocrite.

You've been staring at Zhanna for well over 40 minutes now, your eyes tracing over the scars on her face. Her snores were loud, but you didn't notice how they've stopped about ten minutes ago.

She doesn't even open her eyes, "You are staring."

You just chuckle, "I can't help it. You're so pretty, Zhanna."

She finally opens her eyes, just enough to see your absolutely tired, sleep-ridden eyes. You need sleep.

She wordlessly wraps her strong arms around you and pulls you in. You struggle to remove yourself from her grip.

"Zhanna-"

"You stare too much. You also talk too much."

"But-"

"You need sleep. No more."

After a while of struggling against her, you realize, nope, you're not going anywhere. Might as well surrender.

Bidwell's eyes blinked open slowly, a soft groan escaping him as he woke up. He turns on his side, and there you were, nose to nose and in front of him, staring hard.

He blinked, "... well hello."

"Hello, Bid." You say, still staring, "Do you know you snore in your sleep?"

Bidwell coughs loudly, looking away, "Really now-? Sorry, did I wake you?"

You grin, "No, I've just been awake."

"What, staring?"

"Mhm."

Oh. Well that's.. something. Bidwell raises a brow, like, elaborate please. But you say nothing.

He just sighs in resignation and begs you to go back to sleep with him. When you don't and STILL stare, he tosses a pillow over your head.

I'm back! I love these characters. I MISS TF2 SO MUCH. Especially after the last comic finally dropped. I've missed the fandom so much. I've just been lurking, reading all the fanfics and works these past few years.

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Hey!, ever thought if y/n likes yander sniper? like if the victim likes sniper but doesn’t know he’s crazy? And likes snipers company? eney thoughts queen? 💅✨

Yandere Sniper With A Dense Fucking Reader

YANDERE UNDER THE CUT

TW: yandere, obsession, abusive relationship

This makes things so much easier for Sniper.

Sniper had to go through so many setbacks to get to you. He was always bothered with people who were interested in you, people who spent a lot of time around you, and those who've caught on to his behavior. It was bothersome, but he would go through anything for you. After all of this, he and you could finally be together.

It didn't take long for Sniper to catch on to your feelings. He'd notice your shy, but constant glances at him, or the way you stared at his hands as he deftly worked with his rifle. It was cute how you thought you were being subtle about it. He pretended to not notice for a while, obsessing over how you obsessed over him.

He wanted to experiment a little, to see how you'd react if you saw him talk to someone else, or if he stood close to you, or 'accidentally' left a piece of his clothing behind. To his surprise, you reacted even better than he expected. You would sometimes glare at the back of whoever he talked to. You'd blush and act up on your nervousness when he stood close to you. When he came back to look for his jacket, he found you burying your face in the piece of clothing. His heart leapt in excitement. You wanted him just as badly as he wanted you.

He finally made a move about a month after that, and naturally you said yes. He was incredibly overprotective of you. He didn't like when you talked to all the other men on the base, and would always let you know he was jealous. Why? Because you didn't seem to mind. You found it cute.

At this point your friends and family - heck, even the mercs, have caught on to everything, but are too afraid to intervene or have given up on trying to get you to change your mind.

"I don' think this is a good idea, frankly." Engineer says, approaching you after dinner one evening. You huff, knowing where this conversation is going, again.

"I'm fine, Engie. Everything's been going great. I don't get why you guys are so..." You trail off, using hand gestures to emphasize your point. You don't want to roll your eyes at him, but you do, and he's quiet for a moment, before he wordlessly nods and leaves you alone.

Ever since you two have gotten together, you haven't been around anyone else as much. You're so used to his company and get so worried when he's away - you can't focus on whoever you're with, because you're busy wondering if Sniper's okay without you. Slowly, your friends and family have just, disappeared. You've lost touch with any of them, because you're so attached to Sniper.

Your friends and family, the mercs even, constantly worry over you, but leave you be. This is your decision - they have to respect that.

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Hello!

It has been a w h i l e, and I am so sorry for that. I'm finally back however and I'm really pumped to get back to writing for all of you guys! I've recently reinstalled TF2 and forgot how much I adore the game, so feel free to send in requests, or submissions. or anything! (Read the rules please!)

REQUESTS / SUBMISSIONS: OPEN!

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Headcanons on defense class dating a civilian partner who ends up accidentally being assigned a merc job instead of the job they applied for.

READER ENDING UP AS A MERC.

An Accidental Mercenary In The Making

Engineer is FURIOUS. Not at you - he's furious at whoever dumb fuck accidentally hired you. He's aware of how dangerous it is out here, and doesn't want you in any line of danger. For the time being while the company's investigating this little mishap, Engineer is 900% protective of you. You are staying indoors during battles and that is that.

Heavy reacts depending on how well you know how to handle yourself as a 'mercenary'. If you can't fight at all, it's quits. You must leave this job immediately. Heavy won't allow you near the battlefield at all. On the other hand, if you have what it takes to be a mercenary (and Heavy has witnessed it before at least,) then he has no qualms whatsoever with you being on the team. In fact, he'd be rather pleased. He gets to see you more often.

Demoman is unsure whether or not this is a good idea, but it all comes down to your decision. Do you *want* to stay? To be completely honest, he thinks it's a bad idea - he doesn't want you to get hurt doing any of this, but he knows not to underestimate you. So whatever you choose, he'll be absolutely okay with it. He's very chill with you.

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Which yan!merc is most likely to get their S/O pregnant so "she can't leave him. Ever."

Which Yandere Mercenary is most likely to get their S/O pregnant so "She can't leave him. Ever."

Oooh that's an interesting thought!

Warnings: Yandere, Mentions of NSFW, Rape.

= Yandere under the cut! =

Engineer. The minute he laid eyes on you, he KNEW he wanted to start a family with you. This isn't all about forcing you to stay with him with children - he actually wants kids. The thought of seeing little Dells run around the house makes him so happy. He doesn't want just one child with you, he wants three. And the minute he has you in his arms, in a safe haven away from the rest of the world, he's already gonna start pulling your clothes off. Get ready, ma'am.

Heavy so dearly wants to start a family with you. He wants to show his mother and his sisters his beautiful little girls. He wants girls. Even if you're against it, he's going to smooth talk his way into letting him impregnate you. And if that doesn't work, he's just gonna hush you and falsely reassure you as he gets to it. He knows you're going to look so beautiful in that mother getup.

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TF2 reality show!! which 3 mercs would start the most shit with each other, and which of the mercs would stop them, or goad them on, or accidentally get dragged in?

TF2 REALITY SHOW

every weekends at 6 AM!

Begins the chaos: Every class, but mostly Offense and Support

Tries to stop them but ends up making it worse: Defense

It's their decision to either stop it completely or add more fuel to the fire: Support

Repetitive gag of accidentally cutting Soldier's hand off every episode: Pyro

Applause track always plays when they enter the room: Engineer

The 4th wall breaker: Medic

The Kenny from Southpark in every episode, aka the one who dies every episode: Scout

The twerp character that's always picked on but is secretly strong enough to kick everyone's asses but doesn't: Scout

The character that's seen as the most reasonable, isn't: Spy, Sniper

The character that isn't seen as the most reasonable, actually is: Demoman, Heavy

The character that just can't seem to care enough to stop the guys from doing dumb shit: Sniper, Demoman

PARTNERS IN CRIME CHARACTERS: Medic, Pyro

"I have a good idea" (Not a good idea): Soldier

One of the calm characters but is actually wanted in 50 states and all of Europe: Heavy

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Would the Defense classes give, or receive head scritches?

Defense Class and Head Scritches

Simply adorable

Demoman is a sucker for them. Let him lay his head on your lap after a tired day and pat him, he'll fall in love with you even more. In addition to that, he gives the best head scritches. His are an in between of playful and affectionate. Tough love!

Both. Engineer is a perfect middle. He loves to receive them, and while you're doing that, at the same time he'll do the same to you. You guys look ridiculously cute, but he doesn't do it often.

Heavy much prefers giving, but he doesn't deny any affection you give him. He loves spoiling you with affection, so please, let him. It makes him happy. While he feels a little odd with head scritches, he's a sucker for head massages. He'll melt.

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How would the mercs feels about a fem S/O who's very sweet and gentle (yet a little naive) but on the front lines happens to be very brutal and a serious fighter?

Mercs with a gentle and brutal S/O

Don't mess with them.

Engineer is the same! Awesome! Everyone's absolutely batshit scared of the two of you. Engineer finds it funny, how intimidating yet lovable you can be. He admires how seriously you take your career, yet still be courteous enough outside of that, just like him.

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Pyro is also the same! Hooray! Scary. He doesn't find you scary at all, but all the others probably do. To him, this just means that you're strong enough to protect yourself, and still be adorable! That's adorable! Be adorable together!

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This is one of the reasons why Medic fell head over heels for you. He used to brush you off a lot for being a soft-spoken little ditz, but seeing you smash heads into the concrete made his heart leap in excitement. You have no idea how insanely attractive he finds your personalities.

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The askbox is OPEN! Don't forget to read the rules first!

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Hi!! I was wondering what the mercs nicknames for their s/o might be? I love your writing and hope you are having a great weekend!

Nicknames with the Mercenaries

Awww thank you love! Hope you had / are having a great weekend too!

Scout: Hot stuff, Babe, Sexy, Sweet cheeks, Sugar, Buttercup, the-most-beautiful-thing-on-the-planet-and-you're-mine, Toots, Pickle

Soldier: Gorgeous, Sweetheart, Super, Cherrybomb, Hun Bun, Cupcake, Teddy Bear, Pumpkin, Soldier

Demoman: Lovie, My Lad, Dashing, Hon', Princess / Princey (jokingly), Darling, Belladonna, Apple of me Eye

Sniper: Darling, Doll, Sexy, Dork, Peaches, Roo, Foxy, Sweetness

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Howdy!

My askbox is open for headcanons or if you just wanna say hi and talk! Actual requests will open tomorrow, around night - I'll post an announcement announcing when the request box is open, so yipee!

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can u do yandere nsfw sniper punishing his s/o after they broke one of his “rules?” (ex. running away, refused to do something, etc)

Punishing with Yandere Sniper

Oh no, what'd you do this time?

Warnings: ʸᵃⁿᵈᵉʳᵉ, ᴺˢᶠᵂ, ᵛᶦᵒˡᵉⁿᶜᵉ, ⁿᵒⁿ ᶜᵒⁿ

= NSFW UNDER THE CUT! =

Sniper would manhandle you, roughly dragging you back to the safehouse. He doesn't really give a shit that he's hurting you, he's going to. He's been nothing but kind to you these past few months, and you repay him like this!

He'll fuck you senseless while you're pinned down by him, threatening to release into you as you beg for him not to. He's really tempted to do it, but he holds back, for now.

Just when you think it's over, he'll fuck you again and again, overstimulating you to the point of screaming.

When he's done, he'll leave you alone for a couple of hours, then come back to fuck you again. He'll keep at this for a few days, you'll be his little outlet for anger.

There's no way out of it. You'll have to submit and let him wreck you for as long as he wants. Resisting will only prolong the punishment.

His mood after all this will be rough and cold for a while. He'll call you degrading nicknames even outside the bed (Slut, whore, cunt, etc..) - but only for a while. He'll eventually calm down and stop if you behave well.

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Can you draw pyro's kid (I know he doesn't have one but I just love this idea) Playing with a match and pyro sternly takes it away one to give them a blow torch (idc what gender, hevk you can but it in the same suit as pyro, also can you make pyro red, if not sorry, thanks!)

I don't normally do art requests, nor do I know what Pyro's child looks like- but have a spooky month Pyro!

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HEY THIS ISN'T AN ASK BUT LIKE I JUST SAW YOUR PAULING PICTURE AND I LOVE YOUR STYLE AHKJFAHFJKSHAKFJA the colors are so pRETTYYY okay that's all sorry 🏃‍♀️💨

FESGVSYSGEYS MY BOO, THANK YOU!! IM SO SORRY FOR THE LATE REPONSE BUT THANK YOU!! 💖💖💖💖💖💗💖💗💖💗💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖

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Your art reminds me of this one hunter x hunter artist I know

HOHOHO?

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Okay so I just rewatched Wreck it Ralph, and now I need to know how the Mercs would react to seeing their tiny S/O just absolutely demolish the Enemy Heavy's skull in between their thighs in a fight

Your works are awesome btw thank you in advance! 💙💙💙💙

BADASS TINY S/O

This, I love this. Author's note at the bottom!

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Scout's pride is totally hurt after seeing that, knowing he can't crack a skull with his thighs even if he tried, and he might even try to attempt to do that to impress you too. Either way though, you got him whistling, "Damn, doll!"

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TOUGH LEGS ATTRACTIVE Soldier is already walking up to you to get you to teach him that. He says you guys are gonna be unstoppable - unstoppable and at the same time, sexy.

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Demoman finds it absolutely hilarious and uses this as ammo against Heavy, his team or not. But now Demo has a thing for thighs, your thighs specifically. Let him sleep on them later.

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Heavy is.. mortified. Oh no

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Heyyyy it's been a while! And for that, I am so, so SO SORRY!! I didn't mean to suddenly go off the face of the Earth, but I'm back! To that one person who sent me an ask about me not posting anymore, I am so sorry- but I'm back to writing, because I want to!! And I missed yall!! Life's been incredibly busy, but m'back! And it's good to be back!!

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This will probably be my only art post here because this is a hc tumblr, but I drew my favorite character, Miss Pauling!