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"I really love polar bears!"

Me: ...so what's your second favorite?

asking you what ur favorite animal is on our date at the zoo so i can leap into the enclosure and fight it to earn ur respect and admiration

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Y'see the trick to attracting Plague Doctor's is to use a special Theriac bread. Essentially a blend of herbs, spices, cinnamon, myrrh, honey, and a number of other minor ingredients. The Theriac reminds them of their natural environment and the smell of home.

Maybe once baked, add a few flowers or somewhat edible perfumes to the bread and you'll be having a bunch of pointed beaks pecking right out of your hands. Just be sure to wash your hands before interacting with Plague Doctors.

[Throws out bread crumbs for the local Plague Doctors]

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[Throws out bread crumbs for the local Plague Doctors]

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Yeaahh so now HR is involved and I don't know the ant equivalency of HR in how to handle this

Ants kiss each-other all the time, so why cant I kiss my fellow construction workers?

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She Meka Leka on my Hi til I Hiney Ho

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Ants kiss each-other all the time, so why cant I kiss my fellow construction workers?

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i think the right sandwich could fix me tho

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I was thinking and- many people think that "if bugs were slightly bigger they'd take over the world"

Like there's a certain threshold sure but if you had like puppy sized ants you have any idea how quickly humanity would take advantage of them??

Like ants especially, we already have the pheromones to trick them into thinking that they're dead we'd cut labor down hundreds fold if we could get those lil dudes figuring out how moving that pile of bricks = sugar water.

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Pro: QUEEN

Pros of using loverboy as a petname. It's cute. Easily flusters.

Cons: High accident potential to call your partner a "liverboy"

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Reporter: Where's Clark?

Superman: Oh I dropped him off somewhere safe, he says he might take the time to bring donuts for the office as apologies for missing a bit of work. Ah, that humble farm boy.

Reporter: ..okay what about Bruce Wayne?

Batman: Rich snob thinks he's better than us and ran off.

Oh he thinks he's so funny

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Can't wait for when people make hot book character into hot moving character that way I can see them explode in popularity like they deserve.

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I'm waiting 100k years till I can see the Moon's butt, I'm patient.

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

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^ My player character yelling at the warlock for letting its familiar bite me.

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

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Adding quotations changes meanings so fast.

"Free" gently used hotdogs!

Free "gently" used hotdogs!

Endless fun! (maybe two more words of quotation fun.)

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Solution: Lick it back

thinking about beefsteak fungus. imagine you're walking through the forest. and one of these reaches out. and (tenderly, sensually) licks you