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i’m gay and i want your job
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I Don’t Have Friends
tag 37 of your closest friends who you love
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*my mom and i at the library today*
mom: what is that book about?
me: oh it’s a complicated story plot
mom: oh, ok.
my brain: it’s gay, it’s very very gay
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if you're lgbt+ you're valid. oh no guys the valid is coming right for us, oh god, oh f
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new skincare tip: cry
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help me
hey, ma dudes. I’m dying and I would prefer not to??? Any tips how to not?
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Me: ew boys Adult: Some day you’ll like boys, don’t worry! My gay ass:
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hamburgers are not ham???? AMERICA EXPLAIN!!!!
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Drink ya water ma dudes, you know, so you don’t die
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2019 vs 2018
bonus of the boys:
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Person: I’ve dated boys and girls, what am I?
Some Heteros: Confused.
Me, an intellectual: bi, pan, queer, figuring it out, you got options baby!
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Family vs Friends ; Talking
me around my family: good morning, :)
me around friends: it is yeet time ma dudes
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The Snap
Ok guys, think about this for a second. When Thanos snapped it took out 50% of the population. Newborn babies? Gone. Toddler’s parents? Gone? Siblings? Spouses? Celebrities? Gone. Gone. Gone. Let that sink in.
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Ten Duel Commandments
Me: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Me: It’s the Ten Duel Commandments
Brain: There is 10 things you need to know
Me: Why would we do the sad one?
Brain: You gotta
Me: :,(
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*thick French accent* You eat cake.
hi lads I'm feeling sads and lacking inspiration what do i do?
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“You like sheep’s cheese?”
-My brains at 3 AM -But Also Dalia from Aladdin 2019
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Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions.
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