thatbitchvelvettecakes

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Aren’t you tired of being nice?

No!!! I’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

*does a gay little unethical science experiment that challenges God*

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

My Other Silly Side Blogs

Here's the links to my other blogs if anyone is interested in similar content focused on the different Hazbin Hotel characters listed below:

AlastorsShade

Centered around Alastor, features some radiostatic content specifically onewaybroadcast/radiosilence. There are some drabbles posted on it too, featuring Alastor's shadow because I'm in love with the idea that they have a mind of their own as well as their own backstory.

SalesShark

Centered around Vox, features some staticmoth content.

PolillaProxeneta

Centered around Valentino, spanish for moth pimp because I'm so original, features some staticmoth content as well. And for this one I mainly post fake text messages instead of screencaps fair warning~

TheOneAndOnlyAngelCakes

Centered around Angel Dust, features HuskerDust content.

YourFavoriteBartender

Centered around Husk and also features HuskerDust content.

DeadBeatDadOfSinners

Centered around Adam, features just a dash of Adamsapple for now /threat

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

aren’t you like 5’2?

I self identify as tall, you 1950’s incel

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

Why waste your energy on people you hate when you can just pretend they’re dead?

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

“I’m the bigger person”

I’m 150 cm tall. Give me the gun bitch

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy”

I would. Pussy

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

“I’m not gonna sink to their level”

I will. Coward

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy”

I would. Pussy

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy”

I would. Pussy

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

Request for you not to be a bitch.

Request denied.

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

I love calling myself a bitch

but if a man calls me a bitch I’m gonna step on his throat and snap his neck.

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

Of course you have red hair and homosexual tendencies

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I hate when people ask me what sign I am like bitch I’m a sign from god. Start running.

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“I expected better from you” well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

You bitches don’t even like yourselves why would I care if you like me

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

Now that Valentino isn't fucking up my shit....

Be on the look out for my newest fashion line, sure to make even an old windbag like Carmilla look like an absolute ten. Which is practically a miracle for those of you living under a rock.