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I actually have a Sorlato headcanon, if I may share.

Our favorite ice cream bois were engaged to be married before the events of Vento Aureo. You know how Sorbet became noted for being stingy with his money and paychecks? It was all so he could afford a nice pair of rings and (after the proposal) a simple ceremony for him and his amore. The proposal came to fruition during a mission, and Sorbet managed to pull all the stops: a romantic, candlelit dinner, sneaking kisses here and there, holding hands in public, all while pursuing their target. It's only after taking down their prey, in a dark isolated alley and both of them smeared in blood, that Sorbet finally pops the question. And Gelato is so overwhelmed with happiness and tears of joy, he simply can't refuse!!! 🍦❤🍧

Yesssss

This is so cute, gelato is definitely the only one sorbet would even spend a penny on, and when he does he goes all out

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can’t not think about them working as a team rather than dying one by one :(

p.1 - Illuso is abs the best to watch over the target, or even get what Melone needs for his Babyface.

p.2 -Yeah, Littlefeet. 

p.3 - Their stands are kinda TOO powerful for just killing people, they could literally solve every situations!

p.4 - (Just a result of being unable to think of other ways to use their stands.)

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Melone and ghiaccio having a race to see who's faster: melone on his bike or ghiaccio hauling ass on his skates

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me every time i see the exact same frame of sorbet and gelato

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Prosciutto giving the motivational headbutt to all the assassins and everyone’s unique reaction to getting one. He doesn’t get paid enough. At least Pesci is nice to him.

A redraw of this that I made back in 2020 (link). Made it an animated thing because it’s 16 frames basically. Except this time I figured out how to import the pics into ToonBoom because photoshop (last time) desaturates the drawings even worse and makes Formaggio grey-ish-

Below the cut is the individual frames

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How They Shower

Ghiaccio:

he either spends ten seconds or an hour in there

if it's a regular day he's in and out

if he just got back from a hit he likes to get thoroughly clean

only takes cold showers

doesn't like baths

does have specific shampoo/conditioner for his hair but otherwise nothing special

bar of soap and loofah

Pesci:

mostly takes baths

generally a pretty clean person

body wash and a wash cloth

generic shampoo for his hair

doesn't use conditioner

uses gel afterward to keep up his pineapple top appearance

Illuso:

expensive hair products

washes his hair every other day

showers in the mirror world

a secret fear of his is getting ambushed while he's in the shower so he does it there so he feels less vulnerable

listens to music while he bathes

very clean person in general

Prosciutto:

name brand products

starts off with hot water and turns it to cold just before he gets out

spends like 45 minutes in the shower

two different shampoos, leave in conditioner

non scented soap

extremely thorough in washing

half of the time he's in there though he's just standing under the hot water with his eyes closed

keeps his hair down and won't brush it until it dries

Melone:

prefers baths, especially if he's sick

likes to soak

if he has the time he will be in there for two hours

generally clean though if he's showering he won't do much more than a quick wash

washes his hair every two days

falls asleep in the tub regularly

HOT water

he will empty half the tub and refill it with hotter water every 20 minutes or so

has to sit on the floor for a while after he gets out because of overheating lol

will bring Babyface into the tub with him so he can read emails

props it on his knees

somehow hasn't dropped it in the water yet

Formaggio:

showers every other day

uses that 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash

has nice colognes though so he smells good after

sings in the shower

loudly

his neighbors hate him

generally pretty quick showers

don't usually last longer than five minutes

Risotto:

BOILING hot water

zones out almost the whole time

very clean person

likes to shower at least twice a day if he's able

when he's not zoning out he's thinking very deeply

mostly on gang-related things, the rest of the team

and the Boss

doesn't get dressed immediately after getting out

Sorbet and Gelato:

they like taking showers and baths together

;)

especially after a messy hit/interrogation because they are unhinged bastards

both like extremely hot water

sorbet spends a longer time cleaning himself

while gelato is quick but thorough

gelato doesn't brush his hair after, only combs through it with his fingers

sorbet waits until his dries and then gels it back

woodsy smelling shampoos/conditioners/soaps

both put on cologne afterwards

if they're going to bed they don't bother getting dressed again

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Sorbet and Gelato relationship headcanons

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pov: you walk in on sorbet and gelato talking shit about the boss

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I FORGOT GHIACCIO

@oddlovergirl thank you I didn't realize lol

he's the one who would have the most disgusted reaction

This is him:

la squadra seeing melone's stand work for the first time

Prosciutto:

Pesci:

Risotto:

Formaggio:

Illuso:

Sorbet and Gelato:

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la squadra seeing melone's stand work for the first time

Prosciutto:

Pesci:

Risotto:

Formaggio:

Illuso:

Sorbet and Gelato:

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sorbet and gelato are the type to constantly whisper to each other and if they're talking and someone walks into the room they just abruptly stop and stare at them

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La Squadra and Driving

Ghiaccio:

ROAD RAGE

suspended license but drives anyway

no one feels safe in his car

speeds

90 in a 65 type of speeding

will drive up on the sidewalk to get around traffic

radio full blast

if he's the only one on the road he's calm

doesn't use his blinker

will cut in front of you

Melone:

prefers his bike

gets nervous if he has to drive a car

would rather walk than get a ride with ghiaccio

but that goes for everyone

quiet as a passenger

likes messing with the radio though

speeds but no road rage

likes his bike for the convenience of finding parking

has never been in an accident

Prosciutto:

wears driving gloves

refuses to give rides

immaculately clean car

decent driver

his road rage though

it's bad

he will run you off the road if you cut in front of him

probably owns like 6 cars

Pesci:

drives like a grandma

prefers public transportation

wears his seatbelt

will automatically get into the backseat even if he's the only passenger in someone's car

picks up hitch hikers

too nervous to ask for gas money

Formaggio:

likes old classic cars

offers rides to everybody

the type to go out on a night drive just for fun

pretty chill driver

but will not slow down for speed bumps

does mechanic work on his own cars

Illuso:

hates driving lol

will bum a ride off others

car is always out of gas

he will stare at you through your rear view mirror

will change the radio station

feet on the dash

if he has to drive no one is safe

"who actually stops at red lights?"

will jump a curb

backseat driver

"you know the turn was back there right?"

Sorbet:

perfect getaway driver

does not slow down for turns

speeds excessively

one hand on the wheel the other on gelato's thigh

begrudgingly allows other passengers

puts a hand on gelato's chest to keep him in place if he has to break hard

Gelato:

can't drive

thinks he can drive

will crash within five seconds of getting behind the wheel

sorbet drives them everywhere so it's okay

obnoxious passenger

"that guy just cut you off. run him off the road."

refuses to wear a seatbelt

Risotto:

usually drives alone

total silence

decent driver, doesn't really speed or draw attention to himself

doesn't bother talking if he has a passenger

will only accept rides from prosciutto

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yeah :)

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melone gets this text from formaggio at 2:45 in the morning

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illuso and formaggio are the crackheads that get drunk and run around the city doing stupid shit

prank war every time they meet up

karaoke nights but neither of them can sing

illuso will talk mad shit to formaggio from inside the mirror

"yeah it's real easy to talk hiding behind glass ain't it?"

"🖕😚🖕"