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Oedipus, magically becoming real and appearing in the twenty-first century: Damn, where am I?
Someone, in conversation not too far away from our hero: …They definitely had an Oedipus complex…
Oedipus: Awww they named something after me- wonder what it means
*about the amount of time it takes for our hero to find a place to access google, figure out how to use the internet, search up the definition of ‘Oedipus Complex’ and read the definition later*
Oedipus: IT MEANS WHAT?!?!?
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If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
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I shake a bag of words like cat treats in hope to attract Hakui bot
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*teleports in your home then teleports out*
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"I miss the person I was before I stabbed Caesar", "I miss the person I was before I had to flee Rome". SHUT UP. I miss the person I was before Portia introduced me to pegging
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“Forgive and forget” I say as if I’m not still angry about things that happened more than 2000 years ago
#history#yappings#text#someone’s def done this before#Tiberius should be thankful we were never put in a ring to fight#I wouldn’t win but Jesus Christ I would die trying
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God me and some friends are talking abt being dense af rn and i just remembered this one time i was shopping w my dad and i wanted to get rainbow shoelaces at the dr martins shop. And there was this punk girl, dyed hair face piercings rlly cute, behind the counter and like prince charming putting the shoe on cinderellas foot she offered to lace my gay shoelaces into my dr martins and i let her. “Wow what good customer service!”. And then in the car my DAD had to tell me that she was flirting with me a major L to gay people over the world
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PLEASE to GOD can we stop the STEM vs Humanities/arts propaganda? WERE MEANT TK BE FRIENDS! None of yall are that different, come on now
#we have a common enemy#the people commodifying knowledge so that it suits their own profit#humanities are broke because people don’t value them#because they’re hard to commodify#stem people are broke because stem has become so commodified#do you see the link here?#yeah#thought so
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