thatlonelycactus
thatlonelycactus
✨ Screaming into the Void ✨
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What are you doing here? There’s nothing to see, no traveler ever visits.
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thatlonelycactus · 7 hours ago
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Oedipus, magically becoming real and appearing in the twenty-first century: Damn, where am I?
Someone, in conversation not too far away from our hero: …They definitely had an Oedipus complex…
Oedipus: Awww they named something after me- wonder what it means
*about the amount of time it takes for our hero to find a place to access google, figure out how to use the internet, search up the definition of ‘Oedipus Complex’ and read the definition later*
Oedipus: IT MEANS WHAT?!?!?
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thatlonelycactus · 9 hours ago
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thatlonelycactus · 17 hours ago
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If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 
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thatlonelycactus · 1 day ago
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thatlonelycactus · 2 days ago
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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
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thatlonelycactus · 2 days ago
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thatlonelycactus · 3 days ago
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I shake a bag of words like cat treats in hope to attract Hakui bot
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thatlonelycactus · 3 days ago
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thatlonelycactus · 3 days ago
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thatlonelycactus · 4 days ago
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*teleports in your home then teleports out*
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thatlonelycactus · 4 days ago
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"I miss the person I was before I stabbed Caesar", "I miss the person I was before I had to flee Rome". SHUT UP. I miss the person I was before Portia introduced me to pegging
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thatlonelycactus · 4 days ago
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“Forgive and forget” I say as if I’m not still angry about things that happened more than 2000 years ago
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thatlonelycactus · 4 days ago
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thatlonelycactus · 5 days ago
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God me and some friends are talking abt being dense af rn and i just remembered this one time i was shopping w my dad and i wanted to get rainbow shoelaces at the dr martins shop. And there was this punk girl, dyed hair face piercings rlly cute, behind the counter and like prince charming putting the shoe on cinderellas foot she offered to lace my gay shoelaces into my dr martins and i let her. “Wow what good customer service!”. And then in the car my DAD had to tell me that she was flirting with me a major L to gay people over the world
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thatlonelycactus · 5 days ago
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Finally.
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thatlonelycactus · 6 days ago
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motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL
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thatlonelycactus · 6 days ago
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PLEASE to GOD can we stop the STEM vs Humanities/arts propaganda? WERE MEANT TK BE FRIENDS! None of yall are that different, come on now
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